#cop jock

[usarmytrooper]

Hot cop.

[cybertied]

variation on a theme #3. 1 scene, 7 ways. different guys, gags, and cops. got a favorite? too much of the same?

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[azdmathings]

Friday Follies!

Playing at the Cop Shop!

[jocks-n-cops]

“You’ll shoot your dick off”

[hellpups-house]

Rick Koch

[alpha-tough]

300 lb Cop. Last pic 306 vs 230lbs

[genericpuff]

re: your tags on the rowling / musk post, specifically villains on saturday morning cartoons > wondering why we hate those who emulate it

idk if you ever played toontown, but i’ll always find it hilarious that disney released a game all about fighting big corporations from taking over small businesses, where the enemies (aka cogs (in the machine)) are all named after idioms / insults for types of corp employees (i.e. pencil pusher, ambulance chaser, big wig, loan shark, cold caller); esp considering disney is the Perfect example of the types of corporations that the game teaches you are evil and soulless. honestly, it’s a game i hold near and dear to my heart, and i recommend trying out toontown rewritten if you ever feel like it

i have NOT played toontown but i remember seeing the commercials for it all the time at like, the end of DVD's n junk and REALLY WANTING TO PLAY IT but ofc we didn't have a computer most of the time growing up and when we did it was hooked up with dial-up that my parents always got really clutchy over (idk if this was just a circumstance of the time period but like. did anyone else have a parent who acted like it was a life-or-death scenario if they missed even a single phone call ??? because my folks definitely did LOL) so something like toontown was just not in the cards LOL but I didn't know Toontown Rewritten was a thing so... maybe it's time for me to make another one of my childhood self's dreams come true (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

but that is really ironic, it's wild (and sad honestly) how so many accomplished writers and creators can become disconnected from what they originally represented and wrote about through... the disillusionment of fame and wealth i guess ??? or maybe it was just mold on the walls the whole time ?? 💀😆 i mean shit even rowling herself told a story about a boy literally living in the closet who finally escaped and went on to fight against an organization of literal fucking wizard nazi's, and yet now she seemingly missed the entire point of why kids resonated with her books so much and why they saw it as an inspiring message of hope and acceptance and love and persevering and standing up against literal fucking fascism ??? hello ???

actually there was a great video i watched a while ago about how despite the messages we took away from those books growing up, the HP books were also completely manufactured through the lens of capitalism, like not just as a franchise but on a narrative level. def give it a watch because it really kinda blew my mind and opened up a whole new perspective on the series for me LOL

[horny-athletes]

He had returned from a successful undercover operation in a criminal organization.Seeing him so differently attractive, we knew immediately what he had been trained to do there. And we are unlikely to be able to resist his charm.

[malestransforming]

Hi, I've always wanted to grow a full beard and be like the other men , so hunky and muscled, but I Can't, could you help me sir?

snap

You just want a beard, bro? Really? I can give you anything and you're sure you just want a beard? Reach for the stars man! Mind if I add a little more?

Feel your face itching? That's your beard coming through. Go ahead and touch it. Look at your hands...! They're throbbing and growing. You're taller. Don't worry, your back will settle in a second. Lemme pad out your ass and thighs. You're gonna need these muscles for what I have in mind. I can't leave you lookin' like a beanpole so I'm going to fill out your chest and shoulders now. What do you think. Go and flex for me. You look huge. You like your arms?

Okay, now this part is for me. Slip into these pants for me. They're gonna make your ass look really nice. Put these boots on too. Go ahead and tie the laces up nice and tight. But you're really gonna like this shirt. Sheriff? You're a cop now bro! Yeah, I thought you might like that. Go and button it up and tuck it into your pants. That shirt makes your arms look thick, right? Once you put this cap on, you can forget everything you knew before. Give us a smile. Looking great.

[cybertied]

variation on a theme #1. 1 scene, 7 ways. different guys, gags, and cops. i initially just made this one but the guy in the back seat wasn’t my style and then i went down a rabbit hole. i wanted to make 3 more of these but had to stop. got a favorite?

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[azdmathings]

Hot Cop Weekend, I am ready to be Frisked Officer!

Been in my Boots all Day Boy, Open Wide!

[militarymenrbomb]

What a hot muscular cop!

[zeb-kunny]

Jock + Ex-cop is back

[alpha-tough]

Jay Harrington gray hair muscle daddy. Arrest me.

[jocks-n-cops]

AI Cop & Muscle. (Why 2 badges tho? Lol)

[lord-squiggletits]

>be me

>looking for MegOP fics on AO3

>see fic tagged IDW1

>fic has Megatron/Optimus as the main characters

>there's only a couple other ships so I know they're going to be at least one of the main ships and not a background ship

>I click

>see the author's note

>"I tagged IDW but it's mostly continuity soup" etc etc "and archivist Orion Pax"