#cool people have their end predicted by andrew hussie

[greenyball]

i heard about the republican party's "2025 project" if they win the next elections which people say will cause the death of everything lgbt. and that. to me. sounds horrendously terrifying, almost like the end of the world

if the republicans win, that would be 100% the end of the world for the lgbt community. I do not want the lgbt community to be holocausted.

and chances are, they will not stop there - this is not just for the queers, this is for all the minorities out there, women, poc, disableds, anyone who isn't a straight white man is on danger! along with free speech and worker's rights (maybe I'm blowing stuff out of proportions)(but if it makes people listen, so be it.)

I do not want the n*zis to return, and the fact I even have to censor that word is already proof they're on their way

so, if you're american, do NOT leave your vote blank, vote for democrats no matter what!!!

and if you're not, spread the message! (don't reblog this post tho it's terrible, make your own) tell everyone!

do not let hitler's dreams come true

[abundantchewtoys]

Homestuck^2 Bonus re: A Threat, Sensed

So... My initial theory had been this was going to be from Problem Sleuth's perspective.

That does not appear to be true.

Unless the story in Midnight City is going to be cut up into different pieces, each separately titled, of course. Seeing that Diamonds, Dames, and Dads still has a part coming, though, it probably won't follow the previous gangs.

But the manner of speech is invokative of Problem Sleuth / carapaces / Hussie's general narration style , so I'm definitely curious.

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What the-

Dirk, on the floor, during his ectobiolo-alchemy session? Is he sleeping?

Does this take place after he talked to Rose and Kanaya? Since he had been busy working on hooves the entire time before.

... Is Calliope temporarily taking over narration now that he's spent? I mean, she wouldn't be able to do anything relevant, just annoy him somehow. So who's in for shenanigans?

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Page 2

Oh, uh, hey there Rose.

Seems like maybe she'll have the focus of this story then. Protecting her ecto-father from a non-living natural threat?

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Page 4

So he's back awake, and logging onto his PC. No narration though, and no indication what the frick can be the threat yet.

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Page 5

Wut. Who is he talking to? And pfff, his narration is now done through his PC? Wut?

... Has Dirk temporarily lost the ability to narrate his own story due to being relegated to this bonus? If so, this could be him complaining to the man upstairs, aka Andrew.

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Page 6

... Is that Hussie's avatar's study, in the dark?

If so, that's meta since the avatar is supposed to have died, leaving his study behind.

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Page 7

Uh, what? That's not Andrew's study. Also, the PC that Dirk is texting appears to be off.

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Page 8

Oh pffffff.

So it really is Andrew, but a more "real" version of him. Living again. Who's decided to retire and let the others mind their own business?

Wait. Or no. Maybe Andrew Hussie's ghost has landed on Candy Earth C! And is influencing things there. Blaperile points out that if that's true, it's the reason why the narration in the Candy path has returned to the normal style we're used to. :D It fits!

But Dirk was able to briefly see into the other timeline when Calliope escaped, and is appalled by proceedings there. He might be seeing how things are going to evolve there? If the new kids are really going to start a session of their own, it could influence his plans...

But, uh, so Dirk came back from dealing with a spinoff game. Pesterquest, I wonder?

And Dirk knows Calliope is coming for him, not just on the ship (though she lost the connection there) but in another vessel as well.

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Page 9

Oh my god. Meta-discussion by Dirk with Andrew of Yiffy. Yeah, actually, I like that.

I mean, her existence isn't bad at all. The circumstances regarding her conception and her NAME, on the contrary...

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Page 10

Okay. This is comedy gold.

And of COURSE Andrew would drag the commentary Patreon tier into this. Of course. :P

So Dirk is basically appaled that the Candy timeline has spiralled into reunions and heart-to-hearts. That's a real basic way of describing events there, though it does do it mostly right.

Meanwhile Dirk thinks the story is all about the inescapable predestination that is Sburb. But he started the cycle back up by himself, so that's kind of bull.

So Dirk just has taken a personal offense at Yiffy's very existence. That won't come back to bite him in the ass at all. :P

I love how Andrew was capable of drawing such parallels between Caliborn and Dirk.

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Page 11

Wow. Hah, yes, this is what I like. Homestuck meta-analyzing itself and predicting fandom reactions.

Some people would like parts of Dirk's approach, some would like more of Candy Earth C shenanigans.

I must say, I didn't know Karkat was turned into a MGS reference. Explains the eye patch. Definitely fuels my theory he has a goatee now.

Andrew acknowledges he can't influence Dirk anymore from Candy Earth C. And Dirk fears Yiffy?

Is it because contained within her is some power for Earth C to become relevant? Did Andrew have a master plan in conceiving of her?

Also, Ms. Paint's Home for Inconvenient Girls. That's... I know what it references, but that doesn't seem like a very Ms. Paint thing to donate her name to. So maybe it was erected "in her honour".

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Oooh, this is the end.

So Yiffy really does have the power to influence things in a way Dirk doesn't approve.

Cool.

It might be as simple as Dirk fearing the Candy timeline can become more prominent in HS^2.

[infoworms]

tumblr 2018 predictions

- seth rogen makes an account and gets bullied a lot, its john green all over again but he tries to be cool about it and play along for awhile until he eventually gets pushed too far and just snaps and goes on a huge rant about how you have to have a high IQ to understand weed

- a bunch of contrarians decide dogs are overrated and an anti-dog movement sweeps the web, many suspect russian interference

- andrew hussie dies mysteriously and everyone changes their icon to a picture of him in mourning, but theres a glitch on that exact day where no one can change their icons for like a month so they all get stuck with it

- definitive proof of alien life is discovered but it gets overshadowed by dave franco kin drama

- sandsverse is discovered to be a front for a massive drug ring

- todd howard finds out everyone is making fun of him through a Dennys meme

- todd howard sues Dennys and wins

- HOME attempts to drop a new single but accidentally mixes up the files and uploads the first ever slimetony dicpic instead, people start editing his dick into funny situations

- NBC revives Frasier and it singlehandedly resurrects 2013 fandom culture in full force

- a Reylo shipper has a death star themed wedding and gets roasted

- i get thousands of followers for a post i accidentally made in my sleep, so i start taking loads of ambien to keep it going and end up on ellen but im too anxious to go on so i take some more ambien backstage and they have to wheel me out to her barely conscious, crowd goes wild