#cool it!

[falthiere]

Kaeya for the hc thing......

sexuality hc: the most bisexual man alive we love to see it gender hc: cis male but trans ftm headcanons are cool as well ships: i like a lot of kaeya ships... all of my friends' selfships with him are the most valid and true and real (my uncle works at mhy so i can verify) but also i like rosakae... kaebedo is also pretty cool brotp: rosakae is also based as a brotp duo notp: do i have to say it random hc: oh god im so bad at headcanons. um. uhhhhh. idk if this is anything but even though i know he says grape juice is his least favorite food i think he probably enjoys all things summer (so fruity drinks and popsicles and all that jazz) just bc it's his favorite season general onion: probably one of the best charas in the game imo. he is funny and cool and also extremely sad sometimes (thinking abt him for more than .2 seconds will destroy you). the game deserves to give him more love (and screentime outside of diluc interactions). also where is his skin. amber got one (kinda) and lisa is getting one Where Is Kaeya's

also in terms of actual gameplay hes basically the only one out of the starter 3 that actually rlly holds up so good for him!! also obligatory balls mention

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[epoxyconfetti]

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[chongoblog]

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

[mythtakens]

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

[illumerie]

all of humanity in his hands

[theuglymachine]

Yeah it was me, I made the Cool S sword.

[heshmmity]

f4f (fag4fag)

[randumbkatt]

this picture is so beautiful to me, the colours brothers

[lookwhatijustfound-blog]

Notebook Paper Crochet Blanket

[sannuiz]

POV : you're about to get served the most bomb food to ever exist possibly

[the-forest-library]

“You should be at the club.” No, I should be at the scholastic book fair.

[vinceaddams]

I become consumed with jealousy every time I look at mudlarking instagram pages.