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wtf do you mean it's 25 degrees. it's september
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Cooking In My Own Juices
I STG that Dave and his friend are trying to see how long it takes to roast me to death. I cannot handle the heat at all. It makes me really sick and the migraines the heat induces are not fun.
I need to find a way to block the heater vent in front room where I am sleeping. This house is older than Jesus, so finding anything to fit will be difficult.
Dave lost my fan, so I can't even try too cool off with it. That's another item I have to replace. Pedestal fans are expensive these day.
With only 1 plug in the room, I will have to find a way to finagle things when I do replace my fan. UGH!
I'm also considering getting a Shoji screen for some semblance of privacy. The only people that come through the front room often are my girls, but I still want some privacy. The door leading to the dining room which is Dave's room doesn't have a doorknob, so I can't even close it.
I want my PRIVACY!!!
@helly-watermelonsmellinfellon tells me that he ceiling is in bad shape. This place better hold together long enough for us to find a safer place to live. JS.
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matching eye horror for u and ur back-from-the-dead bestie <333
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#nobara kugisaki#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk leaks#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk 267#NOBARA NATIONNNNNNNN#oh my god i MISSED HER she looks so good w how much gege's style has changed...#her hAIR her EYE#HUGE win fr women everywhere#first year trio pull through pull through pull through i BEG#i will b so happy. if my main 3 make it through alive#but i dare not hope i will simply let gege cook and in th meantime i will GRACIOUSLY eat my meal#we r so well fed i cannot believe shes back#N TH PANEL OF YUUJI WHEN HE REALIZES#THE RELIEF IN HIS EYES THE TEARS THE DISBELIEVING SMILE#I WANT TO HOLD HIM#NOBARA KUGISAKI THE WAY U BRIGHTEN THIS SERIES#LAST WEEK ITFS THIS WEEK NOBARA NEXT WEEK MEGUMI BACK FR I SEE THE VISION
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she heard the news
#House of the Dragon#Rhaenicent#Alicent Hightower#and everyone say thank you Olivia Cooke for being the funniest person alive#and reposting this on IG unmprompted before i could even post it myself lmfaooo#i'm grateful#maryneart
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dragon meat, you, and me
#marcille donato#falin touden#farcille#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#tw blood#tw body horror#tw gore#as a normal farcille fan this revival has been on my mind since i first read it and getting to watch it is like yippee!!#like messy revivals are everything - the consequences that will haunt u for the rest of the time they are alive#the initial hopeful moments where it all seemed well but quickly descend to That not being the case - losing not only the bit of evidence#evidence that your dream may work out but also someone you deeply care about in the process… marcille my Beloved#ofc wholly thruout the journey - at the forefront of it - getting falin back was the most crucial point but so wuickly :(( it was lost#on the other end its crazy to think about the compoments of falin now - human - dragon (dungeon) - marcille’s magic and desperation#the food the crew cooked (digested) - she is made of many parts!!#also i did not realize how medical it feels to draw smth like this. i dont usually explore the inner parts or use a lot of blood#in my work so rendering everything and looking up refs it felt quite magical (?)#ruporas art
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Holy shit its so hot rn its like 40 degrees god help me
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Hopper: Are any of you straight?
Will:
Robin:
Max:
Steve:
Steve: [Raises hand slowly]
Eddie: [Grabs Steve's hand, interlocks their fingers, and brings it back down]
#steddie#oh no you don’t#straight as a cooked noodle#eddie munson#steve harrington#stranger things#Robin Buckley#max mayfield#will byers#jim hopper#everyone is gay and alive#because I say so#incorrect quotes#incorrect Steddie quotes#Steddie meme#steddie memes#incorrect Steddie
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GRUMPY FISH
#sebastian solace#sebastian solace fanart#pressure roblox#roblox pressure#pressure fanart#art#digital art#fishy daycare art#nakey nakey fish#is about to cook him alive
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Prompt 218
“Moom, there’s yellow-eyed creeps fighting ninjas outside the window again!”
Danny sighed, taking a deep breath- in for ten, out for eight- as he set the pot he was cleaning back in the sink. Dan- currently six- came running in from the living room of the apartment, where he was watching TV. Or he should have been if not for the bullshit outside.
He sighed again, picking up baby Ellie- currently closer to two- out of her highchair (even if she could just float out) and let his oldest drag him to the window. Sure enough, another fight was happening, with no vigilante in sight stopping it. Look, he knew most people didn’t live here, but it was still rude.
“Jordan, remember how I told you how violence isn’t always the answer?” Danny asked sweetly, Dan’s expression shifting to a wicked grin as he opened the window. “Feel free to practice tossing some fireballs while I clean up your sister, yeah?”
Ah, the sweet sound of surprised cursing and startled ecto-signatures. Maybe they’d be polite enough to take their spar elsewhere.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Danny: I’m going to be a better parent than my parents & not get distracted by work#He has a couple of the clones’ cores too#Does it count as mpreg?#Danny has a garden shop/bookstore at ground level#He’s gotten better at cooking but he doesn’t trust them not to come alive so he sticks to drinks#Halfas are like phoenixes when they have to retreat to their core#They come out as babies thanks to having to rebuild their human flesh body from scratch#Why yes they’re in Gotham- he’s lived in several different cities over the last few decades#Doesn’t look a day over thirty somehow (it’s the ectoplasm)#Space Core Danny#Sun Core Dan#Moon Core Ellie#Why yes he named his clone-sons after stars#Shadow Core Orion#Bed Sheet Ghost#Earth Core Rigel#Monster Ghost#Light Core Algor#Tiny Ghost#Sun Core Draco#Yes Danny is an adult with a pair of small children & 4 more on the way what of it#dad danny#Mom Danny#He is both#prompts
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on this episode of keeping up with the Targaryens..
team green
team Black
#the chaos that is team green family#and uncle fuckers that are called “team black”#I thought we deserved to know what happened after last episode of keeping up with tge targaryens#thankfully everyone's still alive#keeping up with the targaryens#hotd tweets#lucemond#daemond#jacegon#anti criston cole#team green#team black#aemond targaryen#daemon targaryen#lucerys targaryen#lucerys velaryon#jacaerys velaryon#jacaerys targaryen#rhaenyra targaryen#otto hightower#alicent hightower#aegon ii targaryen#helaena targaryen#daeron targaryen#tom glynn carney#matt smith#ewan mitchell#house of the dragon#harry collett#olivia cooke
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Goosifer
#obey me#obey me lucifer#obey me goosifer#goosifer say goose bye to june#this doodle feels as cooked as my brain does#i'm alive? i guess?#rubird
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Sun, are you okay?
Yup, Sun knows about the fourth wall. This lore was actually established in the very first comic when I apologized to him for his badly drawn existence XD Right now Sun is the ONLY one who's aware of the fourth wall and his reality as a 2-dimensional doodle. Everyone else is in ignorant bliss.
Oh yeah, you can see Sun's Draw My Life here. It is technically true in-universe, still ^-^'
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#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#sun and moon fnaf#cooking with sun au#this is a joke#comic#now you know the true cause of his existential crisisis#he still sees the other characters as real and alive#Because they are. in my head#I think Sun just needs to socialize more
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rolan & his family back then
#bg3#bg3 rolan#baldur's gate 3#i genuinely cooked myself alive again liking a minor character with no lore instead of the entire cast of bg3#omg and crying their lives were soooo shitty IT MAKES ME FEEL CRAZY!!! LMAOOOOO....#my art#fanart#i like.#fell so hard in teh hole....
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Amren was right. They hate Elain because they ain’t Elain.
#elain archeron#elriel#I’m convinced antis are just jealous of elain#I mean who wouldn’t be#she’s kind#got a rockin bod#can cook and bake and garden#the hottest men alive want her#she’s smart and gifted with seer powers#mysterious and alluring#introverted but sociable#funny with the people who are close to her#determined and wants to be helpful/wants to have a purpose#everybody loves her bc she’s just that type of person#if you hate elain I know you’re not a girls’ girl
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tristamp post-timeskip woowoo!! injecting him with cowboy swag baybiee
also, a little bit of a redraw
#trigun#trigun stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#vash the stampede#meryl stryfe#eriks#my art#finally rendered the concept sketches i did months ago#eriks with his scary dog privileges#im ignoring the hair they gave eriks in tristamp. plz pretend he still has his precious airvents<3#whats more intimate than a man shaving another man's face#if you can tell what reference i used for that doodle then props to you#or im sorry idk#anyways overdressed bitch looking for missing boyfriend#wearing all those layers on a desert planet with 2 suns must cook him alive#woowoo design inspired by my favourite big hat man D <3#damn look at my priest!! gurl im not seeing the pearly white gates#raepliica_art
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Me seeing someone say Tyler can’t cook for shit and would burn down a kitchen as if he literally didn’t have to cook for 2 people as well as himself to survive. there is literally a panel of him cooking at like 7 years old
#school bus graveyard#sbg#school bus graveyard webtoon#sbg (webtoon)#sbg tyler#why does tumblr mischaracterize so characters#i can’t do this#he had to keep his family alive ofc he’d know how to cook#like what#anyways tyler solos
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