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sprnklersplashes · 3 months ago

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wtf do you mean it's 25 degrees. it's september

#cooking alive

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flamingpen18 · 8 months ago

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Cooking In My Own Juices

I STG that Dave and his friend are trying to see how long it takes to roast me to death. I cannot handle the heat at all. It makes me really sick and the migraines the heat induces are not fun.

I need to find a way to block the heater vent in front room where I am sleeping. This house is older than Jesus, so finding anything to fit will be difficult.

Dave lost my fan, so I can't even try too cool off with it. That's another item I have to replace. Pedestal fans are expensive these day.

With only 1 plug in the room, I will have to find a way to finagle things when I do replace my fan. UGH!

I'm also considering getting a Shoji screen for some semblance of privacy. The only people that come through the front room often are my girls, but I still want some privacy. The door leading to the dining room which is Dave's room doesn't have a doorknob, so I can't even close it.

I want my PRIVACY!!!

@helly-watermelonsmellinfellon tells me that he ceiling is in bad shape. This place better hold together long enough for us to find a safer place to live. JS.

#helly-watermelonsmellinfellon #heat #heatstroke #this old house #cooking alive

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hinamie · 3 months ago

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matching eye horror for u and ur back-from-the-dead bestie <333

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toodrunktofindaurl · 4 months ago

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she heard the news

#House of the Dragon #Rhaenicent #Alicent Hightower #and everyone say thank you Olivia Cooke for being the funniest person alive #and reposting this on IG unmprompted before i could even post it myself lmfaooo #i'm grateful #maryneart

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ruporas · 8 months ago

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dragon meat, you, and me

#marcille donato #falin touden #farcille #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #tw blood #tw body horror #tw gore #as a normal farcille fan this revival has been on my mind since i first read it and getting to watch it is like yippee!!#like messy revivals are everything - the consequences that will haunt u for the rest of the time they are alive #the initial hopeful moments where it all seemed well but quickly descend to That not being the case - losing not only the bit of evidence #evidence that your dream may work out but also someone you deeply care about in the process… marcille my Beloved #ofc wholly thruout the journey - at the forefront of it - getting falin back was the most crucial point but so wuickly :(( it was lost #on the other end its crazy to think about the compoments of falin now - human - dragon (dungeon) - marcille’s magic and desperation #the food the crew cooked (digested) - she is made of many parts!!#also i did not realize how medical it feels to draw smth like this. i dont usually explore the inner parts or use a lot of blood #in my work so rendering everything and looking up refs it felt quite magical (?)#ruporas art

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chronically-an-insomniac · 10 months ago

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Holy shit its so hot rn its like 40 degrees god help me

#cooking alive #the sun can eat my ass

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fishydaycare · 18 days ago

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GRUMPY FISH

#sebastian solace #sebastian solace fanart #pressure roblox #roblox pressure #pressure fanart #art #digital art #fishy daycare art #nakey nakey fish #is about to cook him alive

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runraerun · 17 days ago

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Hopper: Are any of you straight?

Will:

Robin:

Max:

Steve:

Steve: [Raises hand slowly]

Eddie: [Grabs Steve's hand, interlocks their fingers, and brings it back down]

#steddie #oh no you don’t #straight as a cooked noodle #eddie munson #steve harrington #stranger things #Robin Buckley #max mayfield #will byers #jim hopper #everyone is gay and alive #because I say so #incorrect quotes #incorrect Steddie quotes #Steddie meme #steddie memes #incorrect Steddie

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puppetmaster13u · 10 months ago

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Prompt 218

“Moom, there’s yellow-eyed creeps fighting ninjas outside the window again!”

Danny sighed, taking a deep breath- in for ten, out for eight- as he set the pot he was cleaning back in the sink. Dan- currently six- came running in from the living room of the apartment, where he was watching TV. Or he should have been if not for the bullshit outside.

He sighed again, picking up baby Ellie- currently closer to two- out of her highchair (even if she could just float out) and let his oldest drag him to the window. Sure enough, another fight was happening, with no vigilante in sight stopping it. Look, he knew most people didn’t live here, but it was still rude.

“Jordan, remember how I told you how violence isn’t always the answer?” Danny asked sweetly, Dan’s expression shifting to a wicked grin as he opened the window. “Feel free to practice tossing some fireballs while I clean up your sister, yeah?”

Ah, the sweet sound of surprised cursing and startled ecto-signatures. Maybe they’d be polite enough to take their spar elsewhere.

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Danny: I’m going to be a better parent than my parents & not get distracted by work #He has a couple of the clones’ cores too #Does it count as mpreg?#Danny has a garden shop/bookstore at ground level #He’s gotten better at cooking but he doesn’t trust them not to come alive so he sticks to drinks #Halfas are like phoenixes when they have to retreat to their core #They come out as babies thanks to having to rebuild their human flesh body from scratch #Why yes they’re in Gotham- he’s lived in several different cities over the last few decades #Doesn’t look a day over thirty somehow (it’s the ectoplasm)#Space Core Danny #Sun Core Dan #Moon Core Ellie #Why yes he named his clone-sons after stars #Shadow Core Orion #Bed Sheet Ghost #Earth Core Rigel #Monster Ghost #Light Core Algor #Tiny Ghost #Sun Core Draco #Yes Danny is an adult with a pair of small children & 4 more on the way what of it #dad danny #Mom Danny #He is both #prompts

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godofstory · 4 months ago

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on this episode of keeping up with the Targaryens..

team green

team Black

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rubird--playsotome · 5 months ago

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Goosifer

#obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me goosifer #goosifer say goose bye to june #this doodle feels as cooked as my brain does #i'm alive? i guess?#rubird

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digitulart · 4 months ago

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im over here tricking my treats rn im the real spookster

#spooky month #streber #kevin #lila #skid #pump #dexter erotoph #radford #bob velseb #celina #cooking companions #im a radford x kevin truther sorry #happiest man alive x the ultimate hater

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cursio-neptune · 26 days ago

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Sun, are you okay?

Yup, Sun knows about the fourth wall. This lore was actually established in the very first comic when I apologized to him for his badly drawn existence XD Right now Sun is the ONLY one who's aware of the fourth wall and his reality as a 2-dimensional doodle. Everyone else is in ignorant bliss.

Oh yeah, you can see Sun's Draw My Life here. It is technically true in-universe, still ^-^'

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#fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #sun and moon fnaf #cooking with sun au #this is a joke #comic #now you know the true cause of his existential crisisis #he still sees the other characters as real and alive #Because they are. in my head #I think Sun just needs to socialize more

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0hlee · 4 months ago

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