#cookie guide

[beingjellybeans]

A Cookie Lover’s Guide to Ben’s Cookies

From its humble beginnings in 1983 as a stall in the UK’s Oxford Covered Market, Ben’s Cookies has captured the hearts and taste buds of cookie lovers around the world. In July 2019, Ben’s Cookies made its way to the Philippines, bringing with it the same mouthwatering delights that have made it a beloved treat. Made with chunks – not chips – of premium chocolate, unsalted butter, wheat flour,…

[huriita]

This guide i made had really good reception, im sharing here in case someone hasn't seen it yet!

[chillfaerie]

POV: You're doing the Duets quests and he shows you this

[fullcravings]

The Best Chocolate For Chocolate Chip Cookies

[uncanny-tranny]

Quick tip: If a trans passing guide is focused on thinness, whiteness, or getting rid of anything about yourself that is "too clockable" (regardless of if that thing about yourself makes you happy), maybe it isn't worth fretting about, since it is clearly coming from a homogenized idea of what passing looks like

[kcthelazyartist]

The promised art [Mostly PureCacao]

[bl0ssom-skies]

How to get your daughter to join your cult to come back to you :)

(AU, Saint Vanilla, and Cream Wafer belong to @cuppajj!)

[kallmekarkat]

Heres a guide on PureShadow (ii personally don't like the *regular* Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk ship, since that's....VERY problematic, but I can definitely see the vision for the other two! Think of it like a pre-redemption and redemption arc) (also please they're not the same person, it's not insect, nor is it selfcest <:']c )

[steadilydeclining]

Toothpaste cookie.

[nikellada]

creature

[in-shows-and-shadows]

*He has decided to visit Sable’s dreams*

HEYA THERE, PAL! (-(

SEEMS YOU’RE IN A BIT OF A TOUGH SPOT HERE, A WITCH TO DEFEAT, BOULDERS CHASIN YA, AND APPARENTLY LEARNIN YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE COOKIES OR SOMETHIN? HONESTLY GOT A BIT DISTRACTED FOR A WHILE AT THAT POINT AND NEED TO GET CAUGHT BACK UP. BUT ANYWAY, I COULD HELP YA, PAL.

@ruler-of-everything-nestlet

(The dream Sable had been having is quite simple, really. Nostalgic. They'd been in their dorm room in the house, making their bed as neat as possible, when all of a sudden, this strange, talking triangle appears behind them, glowing a shade they'd never seen before. Sable shrieks, almost falling backwards onto their bed.)

"WHA— HUH— WHO ARE YOU?!?"

(Their hand reaches for their rapier, keeping their eyes on the newcomer as they approach their wardrobe, ready to retrieve their armor at any minute.)

[alazuli]

bi-colored hair and heterochromia is peak steven design apparently

[left to right, cookie (mine), @flaretheskywing 's starlight, nugget's @frame-of-mind-au steven]

[lux-epidendrum]

Design study with grandpa!

He's so relaxing to draw

[r4d-c1oudz]

finally cleared 4-30 beast yeast hard 😎

comment if you want the build

[lilacthebooklover]

they're posing together :D

[scratchybongvt]

Beast Cookies for Dummies

Basic info:

Created by: @scratchybongvt

Illustrated by: @lessthanyouare

Run: 26 March 2025 – present

Season 1: 26 March 2025 – 9 April 2025

Inspired by:

Cookie Run Kingdom (developed by Devsisters)

The Chronicles of Des and Mick (written by Robert Williams)

SMG4 (created by Luke Lerdwichagul)

442oons (created by Dean Stobbart – only for episode 7)

“Ecce homo qui est faba” aka Mr. Bean Opening Theme Song (written by Howard Goodall – for episodes 1, 4, 6, and 7)

"Valentine's Day" (written by David Bowie - for episode 9)

Introduction: The series documents the titular villainous group from Cookie Run: Kingdom, albeit their non-canon, dumbed-down, not-even-remotely-accurate impersonations, and some characters too.

Episodes:

Episodes may contain excessive amounts of light arson, lies and deception. Click on the blue hyperlink text to go to the respective episodes.

Episode 1: Shadow Milk Cookie gets hopelessly abducted by a bunch extraterrestrial beings who promises him non-suffering.

Episode 2: The whole crew suffers an existential crisis over actual cookies

Episode 3: The crew uses magic to control an inanimate Eternal Sugar Cookie to pass a HR training test

Episode 4: Shadow Milk gets lost in a Costco before being abducted – again

Episode 5: Shadow Milk (yes, it’s him again) suffers a health issue due to drinking too much spoiled milk and being lactose intolerant

Episode 6: The entire crew challenge themselves on working very normal jobs

Episode 7: Shadow Milk ranks top 10 cookies (Spoiler alert for literally every single movie you've seen!)

Episode 8: The whole crew attempt to get a 1/1 Eternal Sugar Cookie figure fair & square (read: using cheating)

Episode 9: Thinking that it's Valentine's Day though clearly isn't, Shadow Milk goes on a date

Episode 10: GingerBrave plays Shadow Milk Cookie Simulator and later choked its creator (you know who!)

Episode 11: The crew buys a cake that is real and fake at the same time

Episode 12: The crew steals office supplies, since buying them like a normal person would be boring

How You Can Support: If you enjoy this series, we welcome:

Nice comments, likes, reblogs, or follows.

Episode suggestions (Submit your ideas in the comments. How long will your idea be reality may vary)

Illustrations (Your artwork can be added to episodes, and you’ll be credited).

Suggestions Guidelines:

Feel free to send ideas, but please don’t go too far or too boring. Be crazy af

Concepts may be adjusted if needed (either enhanced or toned down), let us know if that's not what you want.

Beast Cookies for Dummies is a series designed to break expectations and provide absurd and hilarious adventures for its offbeat characters. Whether it's dealing with extraterrestrial kidnappings or managing existential cookie dilemmas, the show invites viewers to embrace the chaos. Join the fun by supporting and contributing your own crazy ideas to this evolving, wild ride!