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Listen, Otto realizing that he helped put a moron on the Iron Throne and then going through the five stages of grief before dipping is peak comedy, bro really fucked around and then found out.
#thoroughly enjoyed today's episode#helaena babygirl i'm so so sorry for all of this#also apparently you can't spell delusional without criston cole#all my homies hate criston cole#also rhaenyra this episode?? emma d'arcy the actor that you are#and i would in fact let olivia cooke slap me#also peak acting from her goddamn the acting is just incredible this season#also THE FUCKING STITCHES ON THE BABY'S NECK BRO#fishgills speaks#house of the dragon#hotd#house of the dragon season 2#hotd season 2#hotd spoilers#spoilers#house of the dragon spoilers
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Packing their bags to go on a war mission at Kannabi Bridge ❌
Paking their bags to have a sleep-over at their sensei and wife's house ✅
#obito uchiha#kakashi hatake#naruto shippuden#rin nohara#team minato#kushina uzumaki#minato namikaze#Obito def brings home left overs whenever Kushina cooks ykis#Obito n Rin def paint each other's nails#Kakashi def jus reads n relaxes#its the inner ao3 reader in him bro
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last night matt sent me a twitter dm asking me for more info on the harassment im currently receiving on tumblr, promising to elevate it to the TOS team, before then proceeding to block me on twitter before i even saw the message??
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james vowels when an under-prepared and rushed rookie crashes his car too many times: this calls for an under-prepared and rushed rookie
#williams racing#james vowels#franco colapinto#logan sargeant#look logan had to go but franco hasnt even finished a season of f2???#bro is COOKED
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free will is drawing ur two favorite characters together and making them gay
#akekita content in this economy? it's more likely than you think#this is like for the three ppl that ship them (me tumblr user haliai and atlus)#also which boyliker at atlus designed yusuke's phantom outfit like WHY is he dressed like a gay hooker 💀💀💀💀#the skintight spandex bodysuit designed to show off the slutty waist?? the exposed cleavage?? the cunty little fox tail?? bro 😭#my hand was shaking while i was drawing the second img it felt so IMMODEST 😭😭😭😭😭#i wish atlus confirmed which highschool akechi went to bc i love the hc that he attends kosei#his tie matches hifumi's ribbon so i think they're trying to tell us smt (im delusional)#ANYWAY akechi and yusuke would match each other's freak lowkey like they're both hardcore yappers that weird everyone else tf out#akechi would find solidarity in the fact that yusuke doesn't shut up abt whatever he's interested in#also also the fact that akechi is a mirror version of him bc they're victims of the same situation#both being exploited and utilized as tools after their mothers death#by the man they called father in exchange for validation or a false sense of place#but ultimately yusuke was saved by phantom thieves while akechi refused any pity and slowly succumbed to fate of his own making#really makes you look at atlus and think whats going on in their buttery smooth brains for not including other character interactions#aside from the social links with joker. the wasted dynamic potential between some of the characters is insane 😭#persona 5#p5#yusuke kitagawa#kitagawa yusuke#goro akechi#akechi goro#akekita#bro me when i stay up until three am drawing persona instead of finishing my lab (i’m beyond cooked 💀💀)#i think i need to switch college majors i can’t keep doing this#lotus draws
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Absolutely deranged un-canon doodles I did earlier
#someone save fiddleford#bro is cooked#fanart#gravity falls#sketch#the book of bill#billford#fiddleauthor#Yes i ship both. what is your point#toxic old man yaoi#gravity falls fandom#gravityfalls#gravity falls bill#gravity falls fanart#gf fandom#gf fanart#bill cipher gravity falls#stanford fanart
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Alright whatever you say Mr. Jamil "I'm Normal" Viper
(Full text transcription: God it looks so cute on her I think she should transfer to Scarabia permanently but I know that won't happen I hate this damn school)
#my art#twisted wonderland#twst#jamil viper#twst oc#twst yuu#oc#shiokawa mayu#jamil viper x yuu#jamimayu#me realizing i never really made her try on the other dorm uniforms so#heres scarabia first#bros so normal about it#its okay jamil#you can just you know#kidnap her a second time or something (im kidding)#i should be studying for exams but... i cannot resist the beckon of my tablet....#(im cooked)
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a lost shade...
#hades game#hades supergiant#mmarts#hades 2#yeah yall this is self indulgent as hell im down bad for him its not funny anymore lkajsdlkajdwwwwwww#thats my lil guy my oc lol#anyway yeah#i love fighting him#hades prometheus#hades melinoe#hades hypnos#hypnos hades#obligatory hypnos insert#im on a roll today wao#its the weekdays again so i will go back to my sad life and job iam so cooked this week oof#buff people are hard to draw... and birds and poses and ... a lot of things ueue#aetos is so fuckin fast bro
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you guys like this right
#cherry.png#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing#i wanted to take another crack at a rehabilitation design for him#i wanna think that the only reason his left eye survived is that he might have instinctively blocked his face with his arms upon impact#so his left is a tiny bit less cooked to perfection than his right#well done vs medium#his lips are reconstructed from whatever skin they could salvage from his back#eyelid doesn't close all the way for the same reason#bro is a frequent user of eyedrops#think whatever you want abt his hair i couldnt just leave my man bald
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i'm suffering so he suffers with me
#WAIT i"M STIPUD THE GUNSLINGER IS ON HIS RIGHT HAND#i'm so tired and burnt i forgot#someone kill me#tf2#tf2 fanart#engineer tf2#spy tf2#bro's cooked#literally#practial espionage#engiespy#napoleon complex#excuse the google translated french#i'm just polish#i literally have that same shorts tan line#i also have a single knee tanned because if the way i sat when i built my sand castle#so i think this is the weirdest tan ive had yet#also the sun screen was applied in splotches unfortunately#so i literally have dots on my shoulters#its chill tho#it's kinda funny#suggestive#personal fav
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Surprise vacation!
#bro needs to leave my wip list#I've been cooking him too long#phew#my art#fanart#transformers#maccadam#tfp#starscream#tfp starscream
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I miss when Alicent was allowed to have emotions
the range 🤌
#Olivia Cooke is too good an actress for her talent to be wasted#season 2 has been an emotional flat line for all the characters (except aegon)#let me see the rage the anger the scheming the moments of joy#free my girl from the bad writing#i miss her smile 🥺#alicent hightower#hotd s2#pro alicent hightower#team green#her acting is on point its just that every scene kinda feels the same#which is a sentiment i feel everyone has expressed regardless of favorite character/preferred team this season#except Aegon bros we keep winning 😎#by winning i of course mean watching him get put through the emotional wringer
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Raise your Hand if you want to do transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison 🖐️
#2024 presidential debate#kamala harris#donald trump#IM SORRY I SCREAMED THATS SO FUNNY#WHAT AN INSANE SENTANCE 🖐️😭#I’m in fucking tears bro#we’re so cooked as a country bro#presidential debate#2024 debate
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🎸 eyyyyyyyy band au rawrrr
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with Luo Qingyang and Lou Binghe having the same last name I got start thinking of an au: like what if lbh was her little brother
tho what's funnier lbh in the mdzs universe or that means tlj is lou qingyangs dad in that au
I wanted to give this a genuine answer but I kept getting distracted by Lou Binghe...so...yeah.
#poorly drawn svsss#svsss#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#modern au#homestuck#ask#More of a warning tag than an organization tag. Even though this is not my first homestuck crossover. Or my last.#Do *not* ask me to justify why modern au svsss translated into 'homestuck casual cosplayer LBH'. I don't know. I don't know!!!#It was 2am and my brain is completely cooked! It just kept happening bro!#I do think modern AU LBH would absolutely be a causal cosplayer by the way. Maybe not homestuck. Probably an anime.#I will take suggestions and the best one (very loose definition of best) I will draw. Or do another poll to then draw.#This is your call to action (the one reading this <3)#Shen (shawn) Yuan absolutely has 'I read homestuck since it's days on the mspa forums' energy. He would have been in deep.#Shang Quinghua can also have a little 'After finishing the series he became a clown gender e-boy'. As a treat.#Ok I got it out of my system. I can answer the ask properly now.#LBH would have been so much more normal if he had mianmian as a role model.#“if it sucks - hit the bricks. Do not succumb to the sunk cost fallacy” is a motto LBH really needed to hear.#Both of them do start from the bottom and seek a rise to the top - only to take a step back and realize it isn't the most important thing.#So it is a kind of neat parallel!
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#it says wife bc i was too lazy to change it also its funnier#hiccup js definitely the cook bro was ready to become a baker theres no way he couldn't make good food#hes too nice to tell astrid everything she makes is absolutely vile and inedible so he just smiles and takes it#but it becomes a problem when shes almost setting the house on fire trying to make him breakfast in bed on a bad pain day#its a good thing berk is so used to house fires and are inhumanly efficient at putting them out and repairing the damage#httyd#hiccstrid#hiccup haddock#astrid hofferson#httyd 2#httyd meme#httyd shitpost
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