#constant answers

[chloesimaginationthings]

What Vanny was up to during FNAF security breach

[manchestereyes]

real true requited love which is the best feeling in the world <3

[zivazivc]

ur interpretation of floyd is like my fav ever

Ayyyyy Floyd loves you too <3

[vermwerm]

greg in makeup [vaguely based off smth i did irl]

[navree]

Incorrect, the fact that Biden has dropped out and a candidate with history of supporting medicare for all and being more receptive to a ceasefire in the I/P conflict has made me go from "I cannot morally support the Democratic nominee" to "I am voting for the Democratic nominee despite the fact she isn't perfect in every respect." I'm really happy this played out. The Dems for the most part abandoned the old Obama platform and it feels like its possible an actual progressive agenda could come to pass in my lifetime.

Kamala 2024!

If you weren't going to vote Democratic in this election before Biden dropped out you're a dorkass loser who does not care about any of the issues you're yammering about here and also a fundamentally bad person, and I hope you get run over by a bus.

But you got one thing right in all of this gibberish, Kamala 2024.

[logictoinsanity]

for the record the correct answer is they switch all the time but Logan bottoms more

[toadletthethird]

The moment of clarity is so ruthless. Can't believe they made skeptic get a liberal arts degree

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

I'm sorry but I'm sick of the fandom talking about some merthur interactions being gay when it's literally just expected servant duties. no, a prince being dressed by his servant is not gay, that has been standard practice for centuries. arthur bringing merlin with him on quests is not romantic, when uther tells him to 'go alone' he just means without a group of knights

obviously, merthur are gay but not because of that. it's the way that arthur treats merlin despite him being a servant that is the gay part

it just feels like we're missing the forest for the trees

[essektheylyss]

I must admit I do still not recognize long-haired Essek automatically on the dash. I love him, I'm glad he's thriving with his pretty hair inspired by his boyfriend, I think he looks great, but I am so often like "whomst the fuck is this elf" before I realize he is, in fact, my elf.

[pseudophan]

You play guild wars a lot right? Have you ever accidentally come across Dan?

this used to be a bit of a touchy subject cause some less than great phannies would stalk him in game many years ago which caused people who don't play it to assume everyone who did was doing it to follow dan around which like. oh my god i can't imagine anything worse. because yeah i've run into him a few times and it's TERRIFYING. i don't know why, it shouldn't be, i have every right to play the game and if we end up in the same place that's perfectly fine but it still feels like i'm breaking some sort of international law

usually i run in the opposite direction if i see him (which has only happened like twice to be fair) bc in my head he's gonna magically know the random player walking by is a phannie and strike me down, but one time i was in the lfg (looking for group) trying to find a squad doing daily bounties and one popped up so i joined and immediately after joining i saw the name of the commander (person leading the squad, which is an up to 50 player group) and Wow Guess Who. i really needed to do my dailies though so i was like what the fuck ever, lets go. thanks dan for the lead i guess. i got downed once during it and he revived me and we had the very thrilling exchange of 'ty' 'np :)' so i guess i can genuinely say danisnotonfire saved my life

[wisteriasymphony]

rabbit zoo group is full of right wing trads who want to "go back to simpler times", edgy military-history obsessed teen boys, and a small minority of centre-left history majors who get into discourse about "was X historical figure a miraculous holder" about once a week

Wait, actually, this brings up a good point that I think we've never really bothered to acknowledge yet:

Does the general public... know what each superhero's primary power is?

We as the audience are familiarized with the mechanics of the miraculouses because we get to see them all in action + have them each explained to us, but that has no bearing on what the whole of Paris in-universe gets to know about them. What's the flow of information? Is it passed through word of mouth or did Ladybug have to go up on stage for a press conference and tell everyone what each hero's deal was (Doubtful, I feel like she'd assume that would be giving too much info to the enemy).

I'm sure that general information got passed around eventually as the zodiac heroes got to make regular rounds as shown in Illustrhater, but we haven't seen Bunnix show up yet and I doubt her presence in this season onwards will be all that common given the nature of her duty as a timeline-keeper.

All this to say, the above suggestion of Bunnix retvrn enthusiasts and historians hinges on the assumption that the public knows Bunnix's whole deal is time travel, if they know Bunnix exists at all. Which I think is a very interesting thing to think about!

[dizzybevvie]

No bc Warrior Cats genuinely couldve done something with Starclan and generational trauma and romanticising "old times" and the warrior code because Starclan arent deities theyre just dead people but instead we get another 6 books of Will They/Wont They with a TigerStar clone

[inkyrainstorms]

Imagine Martian Stan, Oracle and Pyramid Steve and Polly throwing a “Bill is dead party”

And Ford has no clue what’s going on because on the other side of the walk-in talkie he hears noise

Stan makes SO many friends and enemies on that side of the portal except nothing bad can happen to him because Polly can and will kill for her little Godkiller. I mean, she’d kill for less. I don’t think she can conceptualize death. Do things die in the Nightmare Realm? An entropy exist in a place that exists between existence?

@aroace-get-out-of-my-face they’re throwing the most epic parties ever, one in the NR, and one later, after Stan is rescued. They can get up on the roof and blow up fireworks before Polly eats them all, it’d be great

[canisalbus]

If Machete had a real fever and hallucinated an angel who explained germ theory to him, do you think he would take that well? Would he retain any of that?

He'd be absolutely horrified in the dream and Concerned upon waking up, and I think that uneasiness would probably last for a day or two. But realistically he'd know it was a dream and eventually rationality would win. Besides, if he tried to talk about such an incomprehensible, outlandish concept with anyone, surely they would think he had finally lost it.

[seiwas]

hello sel!!! hru doing??

The ask game is super fun! How about Gojo + vindictive.

I hope u hv had a lovely day 🫶

zuro anon

zuro anon hello!! thanks for sending in a prompt!! i'm doing good 🥺 spending this lil vacay at home, mostly 🥺 and happy to be back writing 🥺 i hope you have the loveliest weekend 💗

contains: non-canon, childhood enemies to lovers (ish), (modern) arranged marriage, reader wears a braid and dresses

gojo + vindictive

you hate gojo satoru. you have ever since you were 5.

he's a bully―a real cocky one at that, with no regard or remorse for how his actions affect those around him.

on the day before your 6th birthday, right as your parents gathered together for the annual countdown, he gobbled up the entire plate of your favorite milk cakes before you could even take a bite. this marked the start, the beginning of a vengeance stewing inside of you.

at the age of 8, when you first learned how to do your own braids, he would tug at them, pull them free and unravel all your hard work for the past hour. you used to chase him for it, yell "satoru!" with all the strength your little lungs could muster and he would merely laugh and run faster.

the name "satoru," you've learned, must be synonymous with "sabotage," because it's all he's ever done. he threw the flower geto suguru handpicked for you straight to the ground, and purposely splashed gutter water all over the white dress you intended to wear on your first date.

not to mention, he's always rubbed in the fact that he's better than you, at everything―dangled all his accomplishments in front of you as if he knew they were just centimeters out of reach.

gojo satoru is solely responsible for tainting your childhood memories a miserable cerulean blue.

so, when your parents sit you down one day and tell you that you'll have to marry him, you feel transported in that moment, to each and every instance gojo has ever wronged you. it flips through your mind like a montage of flashbacks in a movie.

it's both surprising and not. your families have always been partners, in everything―business, education, and now you guess, life as well. you hate gojo's guts but this creates an opportunity you don't think can result from anything else.

so, sure, you'll agree to the marriage―only to make his life a living hell.

"hello, fiancée," he greets you, for the first time since the agreement.

you don't do anything to hide your disgust, face scrunching up as you spit out, "shut up, satoru."

the wedding planning is horrendous―at least, you hope it is for him. you pick out every single cake flavor you know he hates and choose the brightest venue possible for the event. the lights you pick for the afterparty are strobe lights, and you make sure to do multiple test runs just to play with his eyes. it doesn't occur to you that the solution to his light sensitivity is simple: just a plain pair of shades.

you wear plumping lip gloss on your wedding day, just so his lips burn when you have to kiss him. but gojo is either extremely numb or just good at faking it, because all he does is grin as he whispers quietly before parting, "spicy."

in preparation for your married life, you create a ledger of some sort―a book of accounts housing every single thing gojo has done wrong. you write down your plans to get him back for each of them, a list of pranks and inconveniences to make him regret ever messing with you all those years ago.

at half a year of marriage and 25 years of knowing each other, he casually tells you the big "i love you," but you're sure he doesn't mean it. you tell yourself your heart is racing from how infuriating his existence is; at how stupid his face looked when he'd said it. not anything else and most especially not the little dimple on his cheek that shows itself every now and then.

(you didn't know it yet then, but he'd found the ledger you kept and read through it all. the one-year plan, the three-year plan, the five, and so on. and it does nothing but strengthen how he feels about you, since he was 6, 14, and a few years ago at 24.

it's at your third year of marriage that you find out―how gojo's known all this time, but more importantly, how there were reasons behind every single instance you thought he was out to ruin your life.

with intelligence far beyond his age, gojo has always preferred the company of adults more than children. at age 6, he would listen in on conversations his mother had with her friends, roughly comprehending complex worlds with the simple ones he understood. someone had mentioned something about their daughter being allergic to milk. and so, when your birthday came up and all he saw were milk treats, he gobbled them all up in an effort to make sure you wouldn't be subjected to an adverse reaction―even though you were far off from any dairy allergy.

what he was sure of, however, was that you were severely allergic to bees. and when he spotted one perched right on the buttercup stem geto handed you, he had no choice but to smack it right out of your hand and down to the ground, stepping on it too, for good measure.

and, okay, maybe he was a little naughty for tugging at your braids when you'd just spent all that time doing them, but he always liked how they flowed into waves when they unravelled; how you'd chase him afterwards, angry but so, so pretty.

if there's one moment gojo will consider real sabotage, though, it's that date he stopped you from going to. like there was any way he was going to let another man see you dressed like that. he isn't nice that way. when gojo wants something, he's not sharing, and the sight of you in white―that was meant to be his and only his.)

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

perisex ppl will look at a single post or comment from an intersex person, interpret in the way that best suits their needs, then ignore literally everything else intersex ppl and never boost us, never talk abt us, never give a single shit abt us until time comes that we support their opinions again.