#constable anton jakob zellner

[everyonesonthespectrum]

Today’s Autistic character of the day is:

Constable Anton Jakob Zellner from The Raven Remastered

[zoeyhope24]

Your Inconvenience Will Not Be Tolerated (Zellner+You [All]/Fiction)

TW// This will have mentions of self harm thoughts and discussions of suicide. If those topics make you uncomfortable, I suggest you don't read this as your mental health matters more than this. I advise a ton of reader discretion.

Contains: Slight bullying & positive affirmations

You: *looks out the window of the moving train*

Stranger: *staring daggers at you*

You: *turns to the stranger* What?

Stranger: You disgust me.

You: Excuse me?

Stranger: You wanna know why?

You: No. No, I do not.

Stranger: It's because-

You: I said no! Let me have some peace please?!

Stranger: And why should I? Why should I let you have a bubble filled with such disgusting words of negativity? People like you are the reason why we can't have "peace" anymore.

You: And you're spewing bullshit because...?

Stranger: Because you and so many vermins wanna shove your beliefs of death down our throats!

You: What the hell are you talking about? Have you been watching me write in my notebook the whole time?!

Stranger: Your writing is terrible! Write something else!

You: I guess this is what I get for trying to keep myself from panicking? This is what I get for trying to feel like a weight won't be on my chest anymore? Tell me, do you kiss your mommy with that big mouth? Because I have a feeling that you use it to suck di-

Policeman: Impertinent.

You & Stranger: Excuse us?

Policeman: What is the matter? I don't understand why you are causing a scene. Is there something wrong?

Stranger: Why yes, officer.

Policeman: Constable, actually. I am Constable Anton Jakob Zellner.

Stranger: Well, whatever. This [boy/girl/person] thinks [he/she/they] can shove suicide down our throats by writing [his/her/their] failed attempts in [his/her/their] stupid book of "secrets"! I CAN CLEARLY SEE [HIS/HER/THEIR] WORDS OF.....OF.......SUCH DEVILISH BEHAVIOR!

Zellner: I.....I don't understand why this fine [gentleman/lady/human] would offend you by writing their feelings down without harm. [Is he/Is she/Are they] bothering you personally?

Stranger: YES, CONSTABLE! I want [him/her/them] out of my sight!

You: Actually, I would like to stay here. This is the only available seat in this kart that has windows because I like to look at the view. This is the only kart with windows on this train alone.

Zellner: As you wish, [sir/madam/fellow].

Stranger: Really? You're siding with this vermin garbage?

Zellner: Yes I am. I would much rather help vermin garbage than help a vermin rat that sounds like needles on a chalkboard whenever they speak.

You: OOP?!😯��🤭🤐

Stranger: *scoffs* You.....you rotten imbecile piece of-

Zellner: Your inconvenience will not be tolerated. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to move to the next kart.

Stranger: *gets up* Asshole. *walks away*

You: *sigh* I am truly sorry you had to hear me talk about his mom.

Zellner: *chuckles* I wouldn't worry about it. May I give you a word of advice?

You: Of course!

Zellner: Your skin is something made out of epidermis. What you are doing is cutting through the epidermis like it was made of paper. Have you ever heard the phrase "Your skin is not paper"?

You: I.....have not.

Zellner: Your skin, or the epidermis, is never to be cut because the blood is important to keep in order to help function your energy. You may not care about that in the moment, but I also want you to think about something else besides you wanting to split the epidermis. Think about the trips you have always wanted to take. Think about people you want to meet. Think about...your favorite celebrity.

You: You.....you mean......Anthony Perkins?

Zellner: Pardon?

You: Oh.....I thought you knew.

Zellner: I have actually heard of him. Wouldn't you ever want to meet him one day?

You: *silently thinking for 10 seconds* I do.

Zellner: Then don't drain out your blood. Use your energy to reach your goals. I have already used mine and met my favorite author Clarissa Westmacott. That was.....before she passed 2 years later. But, I still cherish those memories in my heart for the rest of my life. Would you want to take your own life before you make a memory you always wanted to cherish?

You: I......no. No, I wouldn't.

Zellner: That journal is your key to a good life. Keep writing. That will help you from giving in to your darkest thoughts.

You: Honestly, Constable, you seem like the grand-dad I never had.

Zellner: That's.....very touching. Thank you for the gesture, young [man/lady/one].

You: I know this is an odd request, but can you please look after us passengers in this kart so that nothing bad ever happens?

Zellner: That's not odd at all. Of course I will.

You: Thanks, Constable....uh.....what's your name again?

Zellner: Constable Zellner.

You: Thank you, Zellner. *bows politely*

Zellner: *bows back*

[majornelson]

The Raven Remastered Is Now Available For Xbox One

Content: The Raven Remastered Check price and availability in your Xbox LIVE region

Game Description: London, 1964. An ancient ruby is stolen from the British Museum. At the crime scene: a raven feather. Is somebody trying to follow in the footsteps of The Raven, the legendary master thief who disappeared years before? Constable Anton Jakob Zellner finds himself in the middle of the kind of murder mystery he so far only knew from reading his favourite crime novels. Nothing is what it seems. Everyone has something to hide. And the Raven is always one step ahead…

Purchase The Raven Remastered for Xbox One from the Xbox Games Store

Product Info: Developer: KING Art Publisher: THQ Nordic Website: The Raven Remastered Twitter: @THQNordic / @KingArtGames

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[linuxgamenews]

The Raven Remastered launches for Linux

The Raven Remastered releases for Linux, Mac and Windows on Steam. The games actually The Raven – Legacy of a Master Thief. Which is a classic whodunit adventure by KING Art. Now fully remastered and confirmed on Linux. So the games going by the name of The Raven Remastered. Which also features fully remastered animations. While including better lighting and hair detail in full HD resolution. Now including subtitles in French, Spanish and Simplified Chinese. Since the game is already available in German, Russian, Polish and Italian. Everyone who owns the original version of The Raven on Steam. Will also get the new The Raven Remastered free of charge. Which will automatically appear in your library now.

The Raven Remastered - Release Trailer (Linux, Mac, Windows)

So picture it, London, 1964. An ancient ruby is stolen from the British Museum. At the crime scene: a raven feather. Is somebody trying to follow in the footsteps of The Raven? Hence the legendary master thief who disappeared years before? Constable Anton Jakob Zellner finds himself in the middle of a murder mystery. Since he knows about these stories from reading his favourite crime novels. Yet nothing is what it seems. Everyone has something to hide. And the Raven is always one step ahead...

A classic whodunit adventure from KING Art. The creators of the Book of Unwritten Tales-series

Experience a thrilling crime story through the eyes of multiple characters

Classic murder mystery locations. From a train in the Swiss alps. To a majestic cruise ship and the Cairo Museum

High quality voice acting from a compelling cast of quirky characters

Fully remastered animations, lighting and hair in full HD resolution

The Raven Remastered is also available with a 25% discount on Steam until March 20th. Since the newly remastered editions releases on Linux, Mac and Windows.

[nguyentoan1010vn-blog]

London, 1964. An ancient ruby is stolen from the British Museum. At the crime scene: a raven feather. Is somebody trying to follow in the footsteps of The Raven, the legendary master thief who disappeared years before? Constable Anton Jakob Zellner finds himself in the middle of the kind of murder mystery he so far only knew from reading his favourite crime novels. Nothing is what it seems. Everyone has something to hide. And the Raven is always one step ahead…

[rinabrunoblog]

The Raven Remastered got a Nintendo Switch Release

Remember Raven – Legacy of Master Thief, a highly-acclaimed P&C whodunit adventure by KING Art and published by Nordic Games in 2013? If fond crime-solving memories tie you to this remarkable episodic title, you’ll be glad to hear that this popular mystery game had recently been re-wrought in the new and updated version called The Raven Remastered. As can be expected, The Raven Remastered had first arrived on PC (as was the case with the original game), following with versions for macOS, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One. Thankfully, the time has finally come for mystery buff users of Nintendo Switch gaming console to immerse themselves in this opulent crime adventure which will take them across several attractive locations as they closely follow behind the heels of a sly master thief.

For those who may have forgotten (the release date of the original Raven was a quite some time ago, after all) or those who are only about to have their first taste of this classic detective mystery, the game places you in the lacquered shoes of Swiss constable called Anton Jakob Zellner. Just as in any good mystery novel, the game starts with seemingly unsolvable crime: someone had stolen a priceless ruby from the British Museum, leaving only one clue behind – a raven feather. All this suspiciously reminds on modus operandi of infamous master thief Raven. Is this a mere copycat or legendary wrongdoer had decided to return from his retirement? Although Zellner is a spitting image of famous detective Hercule Poirot and a voracious reader of crime novels, he’ll soon discover that he had bitten more than he can chew. Only with your expert help will he be able to outwit his seemingly more able rival, an esteemed detective Nicolas Legrand and get to the bottom of this impenetrable mystery.   

Just as it was the case with The Raven Remastered for PC and other platforms, Nintendo Switch version features highly polished graphics, professional voice acting and, of course, an expertly crafted storyline done in the best tradition of Agatha Christie and other classic mystery crime authors. Best of all, The Raven Remastered isn’t the only remastered classic game that Nordic Games will publish this year for Nintendo Switch. In just a couple of days you can expect to see the Switch version of Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy, and, not too long after that, also KING Art’s fantasy masterpiece The Book of Unwritten Tales 2. Judging by all this, it seems that this will be a great year for all Nintendo Switch gamers.

The Raven Remastered got a Nintendo Switch Release syndicated from https://lucystrickland.wordpress.com/

[playwithgregg]

Get your loupes, detectives! The Raven Remastered is out now on Nintendo Switch

Get your loupes, detectives! The Raven Remastered is out now on Nintendo Switch

Columbo and his cabriolet, Sherlock and Watson and now… Constable Anton Jakob Zellner and you! Solve the case of a stolen ruby and a mysterious raven feather in 1964’s London. The Raven Remastered, the classic whodunit adventure by KING Art, is now available for Nintendo Switch digitally and in retail stores.

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[everyonesonthespectrum]

I was wondering if I could request Constable Anton Jakob Zellner from the game The Raven: Remastered

If not that's totally OK I just am heavily fixated on that game rn after finishing it for the first time

Queued for May 10th!