#consider it rent lowering gunshots

[sqrkyclean]

i could write a multiple hour long video essay about how gay doof and perry from phineas and ferb are and i'm not joking

[proosh]

someone should get to finger his eye socket

[thermodynamic-comedian]

pussy from a girl that reminds you of your sister

[mea-trinitas-profana]

some butch pride john ward icons / pfps using the valentines day art

[decompose1]

uh oh my post is trending. before you follow me from my trending funnypost, consider the following:

im a pervert

im violently attracted to plushies

i love all kinksters even "those ones" and i think any sexual liberation you post is weak & meaningless if it doesn't include "those ones"

psychiatry is stupid and institutionalization shouldnt be legal even if they were a threat to themself

drugs are cool

complete body autonomy means everything even if it is dangerous to the self. what someone does with their body is up to them

[that-starlight-prince]

To be honest, it seems to me that laws against reproductive incest are a form of eugenics. Although to be even more honest I think that laws against all forms of incest are based on the fact that people find it icky and are looking for some argument based in science to justify these bans because "we think this is gross" is among many people no longer considered a good reason for making something illegal.

[foreskinniest]

Unfortunately, sometimes the only response for someone really is just hitting them with "ok retard" and moving on

[stabknives]

Not immune to a dead twink.

[yourflesh-give-it-to-me]

part 1/??? of a splatoon au where everyone’s roles are shuffled. sorry for exposing you to the horrors of war, big man.

[partyswirl]

i was debating having the symbol be teal bc that's her gimmick. but nahhh

[swallowtail-ageha]

I AM SORRY I GAVE YOU ROM X WILLEM BRAIN DAMAGE I JUST WANTED TO EXPLORE DARKER TOPICS AND REASSERT THAT I REFUSED TO POST ONLY COMMERCIALLY ATTRACTIVE THINGS AS IF MY WHOLE PERSONALITY WASN'T AN ANTI-ADVERTISEMENT OF HUMAN INTERACTIONS ON ITSELF ALREADY 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

YES YOU SURE ARE SORRY *squints so hard eyeballs pop out*

[autistic-shaiapouf]

How much can I say about gabriel on main before people start telling me to tone it down bc I'm part of the reason they can't open this app in public

[skellietoonz]

Kai: a literally broken not-quite human being who should not exist, and only exists because of a desire that straddles the line between love and selfishness, whose very birth ripped the veil between the mortal realm and the spirit world asunder, and the malevolent forces his mere existence lets in would love nothing more than to fully corrupt him and turn him into an agent of their destruction, all the while he is filled with a rage he does not understand nor even remember, it is rage at the mother who failed to save him, rage at being pulled back from the brink of death into a different body and a different world that he was never meant for...his only hope is to find meaning in his relationships with those who truly love him...and even then, that may never truly be enough to fix him.

Luna: what if Yuko had a dumptruck ass

[thepapernautilus]

my ascended astarion hot take is that i am the type of person to write an ultimate bad end for my favorite "good" characters so I'm simply ecstatic larian did it for me and how!

I want to write him at his absolute best and absolute worst. I want to crawl inside his brain like a tadpole and map out every wrinkle.

(and as for everyone else writing him differently for different reasons: great! have so much fun! 💕)