#congrats that is god tier

[everwitch-magiks]

sunlight and Junora please Evie 💖

Rae, how lovely!! Coming right up! ♡

“Ugh, the sunlight is killing me.” “Not me,” Nora says. She sounds way too happy for someone about to walk out on a red carpet totally blinded. “Here you go, babe.” They’re sunglasses—but not just any sunglasses. They’re pink with mint green polka dots, the same color scheme as the 60s inspired movie Nora is directing. Attached to each side is a small white bow—the exact same as in the logo of the movie. “Oh my God. You did this?” Nora winks at her. “Anything for my leading lady. Now, you ready?” “Yeah.” June grins at her. “Let’s fucking go.”

Drabble Prompt Game: drop a 1-3 word prompt (and the pairing/character/whatever of your choice) in my ask box, and I’ll write a drabble for RWRB! ♡

[syrinq]

i can finally say i'm a poor meow meow sopping wet case of a balding old man because i turn into walter white whenever there's any type of bug in forbidden premises (my room or the bathroom)

[norrisainz33]

Besties || OP81

☆ summary: reader and her tv show bestie are big fans of f1 and just happen to be dating the two papaya teammates

☆ pairing: oscar piastri x famous!reader

☆ fc & warnings: chloe rose robertson & none

☆ requested: yes!! thank you so much for taking the time to request 🤍

☆ a/n: y/c/n = your characters name

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vogue: we had the chance to sit down with two of the hottest stars at the moment, y/n y/l/n and maia reficco. we talked about fame, their style icons, formula 1 and the new season of pretty little liars original sin! make sure to read the full article on our website!

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user1: further proof that my theory is correct and that y/n is dating lando norris

user6: girl what???

user16: ain’t no way

user44: you might actually be on to something here user1

user2: insane crossover - had no idea my favorite show and favorite sport were connected

ynuser: thank you so much vogue!! this was a dream come true 🥹

vogue: thanks for stopping by!

user3: hot girls do watch f1 she’s so right

iamrebeccad: congrats ynuser - this is amazing!

ynuser: thank you rebecca 🤍

user1: taking note of rebecca being here mhm just noticing things

formula1: maiareficco ynuser you’re welcome at a race any time!

maiareficco: ynuser 👀

user4: what is f1 and why are all of the drivers gorgeous??? i’m suddenly obsessed

user7: oh user4 welcome , you’re in for a heck of a ride

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ynuser: soaking up the last bits of summer 🤍

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user4: are you gonna tell us soon when your new movie comes out or ????

user1: this could easily just be maia and y/n at the beach but also could be a soft launch

rudypankow: top tier beach content

maiareficco: who’s this diva 💜

oscarpiastri: 🤭

landonorris: 👀

maiareficco: 😫

ynuser: 🤨

user1: you guys are killing me

user4: user1 imma need you to break down ur theory bc ur always always at the scene of the crime

user1: ON OT

user23: love seeing you happy ms girl

user64: the way the newest episode had my jaw on the floor!!!

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user1: taking note of the orange colored font 📝 could that be papaya?

yourbff: a smoke show if i’ve ever seen one

ynuser: thank you darling 💋

oscarpiastri: my god i’m so fcking lucky

ynuser: 🥹🥹 babbyyyyyy

oscarpiastri: that’s me 😍

ynuser: i love you so much oscar. i’m so glad i get to spend the next couple weeks with you 🤍

oscarpiastri: i love you more than anything gorgeous 🧡

maiareficco: you are stunning

ynuser: says you 😭

user7: hope they treat you right 😔

jackhughes: who’s the lucky person?

ynuser: a certain formula 1 driver 🥹

jackhughes: should’ve been a hockey player 😉

ynuser: HA jacky no

user9: i’m so jealous of whoever is getting to take you out

landonorris: osc couldn’t stop talking about how excited he is for this date

ynuser: stopppp he’s so cute 😭🫶🏻

user10: the one time i’m hoping the paparazzi get pics bc i wanna know who the heck this person is

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user34: MONACO?! what are you and maia doing in monaco

user1: both papayas live in monaco ☝🏻

alexandrasaintmleux: was sooo lovely meeting you today 🤍

ynuser: omg it was such a pleasure!! thanks to you and charles for having us out on the boat 🫶🏻

mclarenf1: you’re come to a gp when?

ynuser: you tell me admin

mclarenf1: you known if it was up to me you’d already have been to one

oscarpiastri: noticing how nice white looks on you 🤭

ynuser: oscar you can’t just say things like that 🤨

oscarpiastri: oops 🤷🏻‍♂️

yourbff: my invite must have been lost in the post

user12: about to go feral over how gorgeous you look

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ynuser: spoiled 😘

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user4: you’re so beautiful

zendaya: stunning as always 😘

ynuser: thank you 🥹🫶🏻

user5: you deserve to be spoiled 😭

maiareficco: my best friend i love you 🤍

ynuser: i love you more mwah 💋

user8: mama there’s a man behind you

user1: y/n is that who i think it is?????

user16: the leg is giving more oscar than lando

user1: ughhh maybe??? both of them are in the likes but i swear she’s more of a lando girl and i think maia is with oscar

yourbff: ugh i can’t believe im losing my girl 😭

ynuser: shhh you’ll never lose me!!

user7: a soft launch?! at a time like this?!

user14: if it’s true lando is a lucky lucky man

user12: i promise i could treat you better just give me one chance

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maiareficco: we’re both spoiled 😉🧡

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prettylittleliars: as our girls should be 🤍

user1: taking note 📝 of the orange heart used here maia… did a certain oscar piastri buy you those flowers?

ynuser: yes we are 🤭

maiareficco: might be the luckiest girls ever 🤍 [liked by oscarpiastri and landonorris]

user3: not lando and oscar both liking maia’s comment…. they’re not helping figure this out huh

user16: A DOUBLE SOFT LAUNCH???? my heart can’t take this

f1gossip: we have been summoned

yourbff: hehehe 🤭

user2: what do you know ?! spill the beans

user8: guys dw they’re in love with each other not men

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oscarpiastri: feeling well rested and ready to go again in austin after a few weeks away with my princess 🤍

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user2: i’m in utter shock

user4: someone check on user1

user1: thank you for summoning me. i am confused to say the least - i really thought y/n and lando were together

ynuser: you were close user1! ms maia is lando’s girl 😉

user1: WAHTTTTTTTTTT OH MY GOD LOSING MY MIND

landonorris: can confirm user1

user1: i think im hallucinating

maiareficco: my favorite favorite cutie pies

oscarpiastri: 🫶🏻

ynuser: you’re my favorite my maia

ynuser: had the time of my life with you 🤍

oscarpiastri: lets go on vacation again

ynuser: after brazil? 🤭

oscarpiastri: say no more

user6: do you hear me screaming

landonorris: my best friends are dating 🫶🏻

ynuser: and my best friends are also dating 😍

user7: will you ever iron your shirts king

user81: can’t wait to see you back on track oscar!!!

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a/n: thank you for reading!! likes and reblogs appreciated 🤍

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[yukiiiyamashiiiii]

in 2019 i tried to redesign all 144 god tiers and gave up 90 in. congrats yours was one of the finished 90

omg ur art is so pretty im in love with this

[lovelyladyabsinthewrites]

I can see when HL sister joins the Vought he's the type to surprise or like putting decorations and stuff when y/n finally joins the 7 but when it's other supe he's like:

HL: oh okay congrats on entering The 7 bla bla bla 😒😒😒

His sister enter the 7 br like

HL: Omg CONGRATULATIONS 👏🎉🎉🎉 SO PROUD OF YOU FINALLY JOINING ME 😁😁😁😁😁

The 7 be like: 😶😶😶 (thinking: ohhhh he's a siscon*)

*what is siscon, a strong attachment and obsession to sister.

HL is his sister's biggest hype man 😂😂 doesn't matter what you're doing, Homelander thinks you're the greatest at anything you do. Definitely believes you're the most perfect creation in all of mankind. Even believes you to be on a different god tier than he is. He acts like your sworn sword or a worshipper at your feet.

And he makes it so fucking obvious its hilarious to the rest of the Seven but they don't risk their life saying anything about it.

[thecosmiccrow]

Working on three different animations at once

This is wonderful

Also congrats bc the chick I named Nyx is the only one that we can guarantee to keep as we don’t know if Cyn is gonna survive and two are 100% roosters, and one we can’t tell if it’s a rooster but Nyx was 100% a hen, and she’s perfectly healthy

AND GOODNESS GRACIOUS SHE’S THE FASTEST OUT OF ALL THE CHICKS I CANT PICK UP THAT LITTLE SHIT WITHOUT HER RUNNING A MARATHON

she is god tier and she cannot be stopped ever. she is a force of nature

[goldenteaset]

Did I finally get you with all my Zayneposting? 🤣🤣🤣

I think you've been slowly getting me with both him and (Dragon?) Sylus, they periodically pop up in my dreams. XD But oh my god congrats on the top-tier husband!

I...I have no idea if I'm going to download or not, I'm watching the PV and keep shaking like a small dog, but I dread that the game might be too data-heavy? But...but maybe there is "something undeniably addictive about stepping out of line"...

(If nothing else, I can at least use that PV as lighting and pose reference~)

[writeblrfantasy]

writeblr celebration!

it's been an incredible year for writers everywhere, and in a time when it's harder and harder to get recognition for your work, during a year that has given so much to me, i just wanted to give back and shout some people out. this is just a very, very small chunk of the writeblr pie!

first off, a huge congratulations to @ashen-crest for the explosive and incredible launch of a rival most vial. watching this go from your brainchild to the blorbos on my dash to a fully formed book to a viral sensation on indie lists and fantasy contests everywhere. it was, no question, my favorite read of the year. there is genuine magic in those pages, i am convinced. it's been magic to watch the book soar just as it deserves.

i hope the success continues to follow you in the new year!! you deserve every bit of the reward for all of your hard work. congratulations, and i can't wait to see what you come up with next!

next, @magic-is-something-we-create finished whispers, a lifechanging and deeply emotional read that i still think about 7 months later. watching you write this was inspirational and incredible to witness, you are an absolute Writing Beast. it's my favorite book of yours now. in my head, whispers is still just a concept that you'll write someday. it's crazy to remember that it's fully just. done. whoa

(go beta it for him if you have the time to read a Thick novel! you won't regret it. like i said, lifechanging) in addition, your drawings only get better and better with each one. watching how fast and how amazingly you completed each one was the best part of my week. you are a stunning artist in every way, and i wish you the best of luck in 2024 <3

@aritany, congratulations on surviving the tradpub trenches and emerging on the other side with your book!! your book is gonna be out in the world so soon! that's so cool, and so hard, and i'm so proud of you for making it through. i know your publishing career is going to be incredible.

(congrats on slaying nanowrimo, btw!! 10th novel is no joke) and i just can't wait to see what you come up with in the future. every idea and concept of yours is god tier. i always get so excited talking to you when you have a new wip, it's literal magic in the air. happy 2024 to you, may it be prosperous physically and mentally!

to the lovely @abalonetea, congrats on publishing your novels this year. the success of IDS85 has been incredible to witness; you deserve every bit of that reward. i only wish that all of your books got such recognition! it's always so fun to see what you're doing, what wonderful ideas are cooking up in your brain. no one does horror like you do, and the fact that you do it while balancing your day job is so impressive. i'm wishing you luck and love and ease in 2024!!

and for my good friend @ettawritesnstudies, where to begin! it was such a pleasure to meet you in person this year, a pleasure to watch and cheer you on as you graduated (!!) and worked on runaways. i hope i get to hold that book in my hands someday soon, or whatever else you publish. if you have one fan, it'll be me. if you have one person buying your books, it'll be me.

(i need to be like sleepy and have a dedicated shelf of writeblr friend books.) all the luck and vibes and love to you for 2024, i'm so excited to see where you go next.

and last but not least, @sleepyowlwrites holds this whole community together. writeblr is made so much better because of you, how inclusive, thoughtful, and kind you are to each one of us. thank you, sleepy, for everything you do and your gentle soul. i think of you often. i wish you the best of luck with your wips in 2024 and beyond, and i hope the best of successes touches you!

life is busy, and we all get caught up in the day to day, but i'd love if you could take a moment to spread the love! reblog with your favorite writeblrs and their greatest accomplishments. i want to end the year/start the new one with a vibe of positivity and sharing the successes we've all had. let's pass it on <3

[ruelpsen]

Yes my bf has no kink experience! But damn you wouldn’t guess it cause he has jumped RIGHT. IN.

A sweet spot we’ve found for him is eating a big meal, drinking 1.5 litres of water to get all sloshy, then adding some carbonated beverages on top to make him burpy as well. Absolute GOD TIER combination, and this is his starting capacity 🥵 he chugs the 1.5L like it’s nothing and gets immediately more full and sloshy. So hot and awesome

He’ll grind on my leg while I touch myself watching him (my sensory issues have meant it’s hard for him to touch me lately - but we’ve been finding plenty of alternatives 😉) and there were a few times where I’d push on his upper stomach and he’d burp. So hot.

We’re both horny so much of the time now, it’s really added a dimension to our sex life.

Yesterday we had a date day/night and went to get massive milkshakes, then shopping then did some mini golf and got some Malaysian food. He also got a coke and was burping so much on the walk back to the car. Later we watched some YouTube while I played with his tits. Then we scrolled through some tumblr posts together and would talk about how hot they are and what we want to do. We both ended up cumming from that!! My shame about this with him has almost completely evaporated after that.

Sadly I’m away for 2 weeks but he has promised to tease me lots with some sexting and maybe even videos of him burping, I feel like I’m going to combust!

I’m thinking of asking if I should start my own tumblr blog and reblog things I find hot so he can scroll through them…

🦌 anon

Oh my god how does each update manage to keep getting better?! His capacity? Hot. The way you've incorporated burping into play? Hot. Dates that involve burping and end with orgasms? HOT. Sexting with burp videos? DEAR LORD!!!

Once again, I am totally amazed by your stories. Congrats on living the kinky dream of so many. And please do keep me/us readers posted as to if you create a blog!

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

I think it’s been really interesting in Simulanka so far. I’ve been having a great time. I really loved Nilou in the first part- her learning about the magic and giving the blessing was lovely. And as she got back into the swing of things, with revitalizing the area it just- it was so fun!! And the puzzles and mini games around the area with the paper animals are really fun too! I’m genuinely having a ton of fun, especially with the squirrels.

I think some of the side quests are lovely too- and the games. I really liked the ending where the princess decides against waiting and to seize her own chance for the future, and the boreal flurry is so fun as you fly around!!

I’m still completing the current quest, I got a bit side tracked with Kirara but seeing Navia again made me smile so much- and laugh too! Her fake mustache was amazing, her majesty the king is such a kind ruler too! I can’t wait to see where this all goes. And congrats on pulling Navia!! I hope you have a lot of fun with her. It’s been a delight seeing our friends from such different places interact- reminds me a bit of the last golden apple event. It’s really nice. Sorry for rambling so much! I hope you have a nice day!

god you're so right the squirrels in the forest are so fun!!! all the minigames and puzzles are all so fun as well, this is a top tier x.8 event honestly

[solidago-j]

I need you to know that ever since I reblogged your gods forsaken post <- absolutely stunning top tier fanart

I have had nonstop notifications of people liking and reblogging my original reblog. Never have I wanted to kill my inbox so badly :D. This is all your fault for being talented /lh

Anyway I’m here to say oh my god I am so sorry for your inbox you get all those plus all yours plus all everyone else’s reblog notifs and wow are you patient. Congrats your post is an amazing menace :D

yeah its crazy!!!! i genuinely did not expect it to blow up this much at ALL holy shit 😅

while i am Generally a patient person... i think it helps that i have notifications for everything except messages turned off LMAO (theyve been off since i got tumblr in the first place!! i reblog so much stuff on my main that i got super annoyed with all the notifications really quick and turned them off right away lol)

and also!!! i really really really love going through the notes on that post????? seeing all the kind and funny things everyone is saying really makes my day every time i go and look,,

like!! all of you are so nice!!!! its crazy!!!! and theres so many comments in there that have made me actually laugh out loud!!!

i feel kinda bad that i havent posted much in a while but seeing you guys go crazy over that post makes it better ❤️

ANYWAY sorry for all the yapping !! thank you so much for the ask!! it made me smile a lot :)))

[clockwayswrites]

So a real fun thing about ABSON and LBFD; it has officially gotten to the point where I'm so hype about the fic that my brain has added them to the rotation of Things I Fixate On Thinking About Possible Continuations To When I'm Trying To Sleep. Which is really wild because normally that's the sort of thing that's reserved for figuring out where my own fics should be going, or like. Weird overpowered 'I hate canon so let's throw a god tier character at it and see how it breaks' sort of things. It's pretty rare that a fic I'm reading makes it into that cycle, let alone two of them.

...And now that I've typed this all out wow this seems slightly weird, huh. Oop. I swear this is a compliment and not me trying to be weird. Anyway congrats on having two extremely awesome fics that my brain is super focused on.

Awww no that's not weird at all. It's an absolutely huge compliment that my work is living rent free in your brain!! (Sorry for the freeloaders lol.)

It's wild that we're in the end game for both of them! I'm deff feeling that pressure of but also the excitement of getting them done.

[esta-elavaris]

As I said in the other post (but it gets hidden beneath a “show post”) I’m starting proper tag lists so lmk if you want added to one! I’m happy to put one together for literally anything - whether it’s a specific pairing, just one story (or a couple of stories), a fandom, or if you’re Actually Insane and want notified about everything (in which case congrats on your god tier eclectic taste ✨)

Feel free to message or send an ask or reply to this, whatever works, and tell me what it is you want to be notified about 💜

[finniestoncrane]

number 7 (over and over) with gotham! penguin if it’s alright? congrats btw!! ur literally so cool and deserve so many more fans holy shit your writing is literally top-tier

🎀 No.7: Over and Over 🎀

give me a character and i'll write some headcanons on how they introduce you to the other people in their lives a/n: oh my god ok this was good because i already thought of these lmao 1k milestone info! 🔞minors dni🔞 • kofi • tag: finnie1k

this is such an easy one because i don't think oswald would introduce you to anyone

not that you're never around him when he's speaking to other people

it's just that first of all, as long as they know who he is, then there's no need for them to know anyone else

and second of all, you're his business, and everyone better keep their nose out of his business

i think at the most, he would introduce you to his staff so they knew how to address you and when to tend to your whims

but honestly, i think he would have you stand proudly beside him and not bother to tell people who you were

they don't deserve that priviledge

and you're too special to learn the names of anyone lower that you are, which to him, is everyone else

[triptychgardener]

if june forgets to retcon her self in half it doesnt matter because shes a god tier and will just revive, it will just traumatize any kids in the audience

"Chainsaw-based stage accident" has been a keyword in my mind for a future fic. So congrats on unlocking that I suppose!

[hspolls]

Well, there we have it! End of Round 1. Let’s to a little Round Roundup before moving onto Round 2!

The Dolorosa tried to scare our favourite Egbert off, but- Well, Dolorosa was left in the past and Egbert moved on. On to Round 2, at least!

It was a brutal battle between the great and mighty Nicolas Cage and the underdog fedorafreak, but fedorafreak and his support pulled through. A God Tier battle if I’ve ever seen one!

The forces of Light and Void came face to face in the battle between Roxy and Aranea. Dark beat Light in this valiant battle, congrats to our winner Roxy!

The battle between Erisolsprite and Tavrisprite was not so... bright. Erisolsprite has his torment prolonged for one more round.

A battle between... brothers? Lovers? It’s not clear what the relationship is between these two. But either way, Trace wins the vote and moves onto the next round!

Caliborn and The Condesce face off in our next matchup, but it seems Caliborn just can’t reach his full potential yet (Will he ever...?). The Condesce takes the win!

Our two gun (rifle?) slingers are up next in the next round. And...! Oh, how the mighty fall! Aimless Renegade wins this duel!

Kanaya faces off against ARquius sprite, two wholes put together to make a new whole! And. Uh. Well, he’s more two halves now. Kanaya wins!

Rose and Marquise Spinneret Mindfang face off, a battle so blindingly bright that... Well, we know how blindings go for Mindfang, historically. Rose progresses onwards!

I liked these tags and they deserve to go here. Seems like Die can't really hold his own in a rap battle. Unfortunate. He's always been a bit chicken.

GCATavrosprite is scheduled to face off against Jasprose...! But decides to take a little nap instead. You know what? He deserves it. Sleep well our sweet little meow meow. Jasprose wins by default.

Sollux and Terezi are pitted against each other. To every Sollux fan’s despair. Sorry guys. I really thought he had a chance. Interesting first round, though, right?

Davepeta and Fefeta face off in a matchup that, once again, was met with a lot of despair. Davepeta would never do a thing to harm their dear friend (and half paradoxical twin? alternate self? sister? Whatever they’d be...) And spares her, not only in the battle, but from the rest of her fights. Fefeta never wanted to fight anyway. A “win” for Davepeta!

Davesprite kicks Bro’s ass lol. (Talk about closure...!)

Two tallguys in this matchup! A battle between Crowbar and Sawtooth. Both are pretty powerful, but the felt fans are stronger. #feltsweep

The battle between Mom and Cans is less of a battle and more of a landslide. For Mom. She punches Cans into next week. Taste of his own medicine!

Jack Noir battles Becquerel, in a test of who will become BEST DOG. And. Well. Its the dog. Its the dog.

Meanwhile, Snowman and Ms. Paint battle... to see who wore it best! And Ms. Paints sweet charm is just pure unbeatable! Onto the next round she goes!

Meanwhile, in the Jade and Rufioh faceoff... It’s a win for Jade. No contest, really.

Elsewhere on the battlefield two revolutionaries battle, to change their worlds. The Signless inspires many, and does a lot to help his people... But still, the Warward Vagabond moves more. And moves onto the next round, too.

Nepeta and Stitch are our next matchup, and...! Well, dear number Nine might need some stitching himself after this ruthless battle.

Gamzee and Grandpa, two Gs. I... don’t have any smart comments for this battle actually. Just the G thing. And Gamzee takes the W. Which I guess would make him Wamzee? Yeah, sure. That’s what I’m, choosing to say.

PM and Meulin up next! And... Woah, that’s a twist! PM caught Meulin sending some nasty hate mail. And did what any good Postal Mistress would do. Seems Meulin may be down another life...

Jadesprite challenges Lil Hal, but Lil Hal is not relinquishing control to a sad dog girl. Sorry dog girl fans. Lil Hal goes ahead.

CASEY SWEEPS ROUND ONE LET’S GOOOOOOO (Yeah, no. Caliborn will never reach his full potential.)

The Handmaid, however, is very powerful. More powerful than even Darkleer, once a powerful figure himself. The Zahhak is put out of his misery... into the darkness of history he shall disappear. “History” is too restricting for the Handmaid, who moves ever forwards.

The Insane Clown Posse prepare for one of their famed demonstrations, miracles ready, face paint on... But wait, who let this fucking cat in here? What the hell? Oh my god, Holy--

The ICP are dead. The cat remains, paws bloodied, face adorable.

Itchy seems to have the advantage in his battle, moving faster than any eye can see- but the Summoner summons his own loyal fans, and... the battle’s over before either of them know it.

There’s a bit of infighting going on in the Midnight Crew’s side of the ring, with Hearts Boxcars and Clubs Deuce feuding between themselves. It seems like HB should win, being stronger, burlier, and capable of eating a mans head off in one fell bite. But Clubs has something the big guy doesn’t. Clubs has a hand full of penis. And he is not afraid to get swinging. Ultimately, HB bites the dust.

Next up is the Disciple and Horuss. With the Disciple on the other end of the indigo’s bow, he falters just as his universal counterpart did, so many sweeps ago. He doesn’t shoot. The Disciple survives for one more round.

Two of Egbert’s guardians battle in a fight for supremacy, but there can only be one winner. Dad continues on... but not without Nanna’s blessing. He is her son, after all. And perhaps all she really wants is to see him succeed...

Aradia and Tavros participate in a battle between friends, but Aradia’s bold plays give her an edge that Tavros simply doesn’t have. Aradia wins this battle - and Tavros surely comes along to cheer his friend along for the following ones!

Jake attempts to face off against this blue babe before she has the chance to gain momentum - the only chance anyone may have to truly strike her down. But he can’t. He’s stricken down... The first one to fall against Vriska’s pursuit of supremacy. If he can’t stop her......

Meenah, like Horuss, follows in the footsteps of her universal counterpart, harnessing the power of the Ψiioniic in the hopes their combined power could do what Jake couldn’t Vriska lurks in the distance of the next round. One goldblood is hardly anything in the face of victory.

Redglare battles against a child and loses. Unforunate. Well, she had a good run. Before the tournament. Her run in the tournament sucked. Unfortunately. Sorry Redglare. Jane wins this trial.

Feferi and Kankri face off in a debate for the ages -- Or rather, Kankri debates at her, but her joyful outlook is too powerful to be destroyed by the redbloods gift of gab. Feferi rules over this round!

Calliope and Cronus participate in a battle of music, something I just decided since I think Cronus canonically makes music and Calliope is the name of an instrument. Well, Cronus is the one getting played this round. Calliope dominates the soundscape in this battle!

Kurloz and Damara get into an argument, though its hard to tell exactly what they’re arguing about because nobody else speaks troll Japanese and Kurloz doesn’t really say much of anything. Well, either way, looks like Damara won that battle!

Battle of the Bronies! It’s Dirk against Equius in this battle of pride, to determine who the ultimate pony aficionado is. And what do you know, Dirk comes out on top.

A battle between Leprechauns is breaking out on this side of the field. And its not really clear how the battle is progressing at all. Doze is moving a metre an hour and Eggs is just... kinda there? As unclear as the whole thing is, Eggs apparently wins this one!

In the next matchup over we have another one of the Leprechauns, Quarters, up against Latula, who doesn’t doesn’t hesitate to annihilate our turtle-toothed friend. Latula 1, Quarters 0.

And right there next to him, Biscuits gets swept too, annihilated by the smooth Diamonds Droog. Effortlessly. At least, that’s how it looks, and what he wants you to think. Will his next round be as effortless, or will this Diamond be done for? Only time can tell.

In a repeat of troll history, Dualscar faces off and against the Grand Highblood, and. Well. Heads off too. (That’s a joke. About decapitation. If it wasn’t clear). Dualscar doesn’t survive this round, but the GHB marches on to the next.

Next is the battle between two big story influencers, the arrogant Doc Scratch and the, uh, controversial Andrew Hussie, to see who reigns supreme. And Doc Scratch takes the cake this time. Sorry Hussie. Maybe next time.

Clover distracts matchsticks with a jaunty little jig and then Matchsticks gets flustered and fucking dies. RIP matchsticks. Clover’s moves were just too fire.

Karkat faces off against Sawbuck, who... Well, I’m sorry Sawbuck. There weren’t many people left to match you up with at this point in the planning stage and you got fucking murdered the moment you stepped into the ring. Your fans still love you though. Poor guy.

Dave and Mituna faces off in what was perhaps THE most despaired of the matchups. I’m sorry guys! I was running out of matchups that would keep the game both initially interesting and interesting in the future! It’s just the way the turns tabled!

Dave wins the round, but Mituna fans everywhere are united in their love for this goldblooded boy. He may just be the most mourned of all this round’s losers, but he is a winner in all of our hearts.

And lastly, the battle between Madam Firefly and the dear Firefly herself, which... Wait. Hold on. What’s this? They both tied at 50%? Serenity technically won by a few votes but the poll-holder had a special even planned in the case of a 50/50 and is going to enact it anyway? Well, that’s certainly something! Props to these two lovely ladies for sharing the win this round! And in the distance...

A SPECIAL CHALLENGER APPROACHES...