#and god also knows. a fly zooming about in your room ruins your already horrendous sleep into an even more horrendous one. amen.
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i can finally say i'm a poor meow meow sopping wet case of a balding old man because i turn into walter white whenever there's any type of bug in forbidden premises (my room or the bathroom)
#sy.txt#i will literally do Anything to Get It The Fuck Out#because god knows. a fly landing on your skin randomly. is a higher tier jumpscare than what fnaf could ever achieve. amen.#and god also knows. a fly zooming about in your room ruins your already horrendous sleep into an even more horrendous one. amen.#and god thirdly knows. my fear of spiders has returned ever since i moved to the uk. because any spider besides a long leg.#is fat and crawls utterly fast. why yes i will use the shampoo bottle to kill this thing that crawled out of the FUCKING BATH TUB DRAIN#THIS HAPPEND TWICE TO ME! IT WAS MORE FUCKING AWFUL THAN A SILVERFISH RUNNING ONTO MY FUCKING HAND WHEN I WAS 7!#and then you have the joys of thunder flies crawling under your fucking monitor screen and you accidentally squash it aaaand congrats#you just gave yourself free dead pixels! free! totally free!#seriously though fuck summer. the bane of my existence now. same for winter but at least i can handle that
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