#confused snail

[garrier-du-bois]

[reading-writing-dying]

The fact that if you watch gem pov you have NO IDEA that the snails make noise is so funny

[umunschaas]

Snail!Morzan isn't real, he can't hurt you.

Snail!Morzan:

Drawing made due to an idea I got thanks to @tonhalszendvics

He might not be able to pick up that knife, but according to @glbtrx he's poisonous.

[ender-of-the-sender]

Yk how in Mumbos ep 17 he says that he likes to imagine that Big Ron only hires people that are Big and called Ron...

RON P. SNAIL AND RON C. SNAIL

[wordfather]

if someone told me when i made my account on tumblr that one day i would have LORE about my nuclear snail family and some anonymous people would make multiple accounts made to roleplay my family members i wouldve. well. id still be here but what the fuck

[spyroid101]

Side note, my AU stuff aside, I hope in canon, after they get the staff back (and presumably that'll let Queen Bouncelia make the Naughty Ones... not destroy everything), the whole situation between her and Bittlegiggle just patches itself up like:

It's not THEIR fault the scientists did A Bad and doomed her to Never Laugh Again Or Everyone Dies, ur honor!!!

[eeveekitti]

WC/RW DAY 4: GOURMAND

meet peachstar, the leader of drizzleclan! he is a fawn ticked tabby :] those are yellow primroses on her tail, to symbolize her love for drizzleclan [and her mate, redsong]!! peachstar in general is a very loving and gentle leader, but fights with the ferocity of a true parent

the dots on her forehead are actually a leader mark!

and here's his kits, snailkit and bugkit! they're almost 6 moons old, and love bothering their dad to make them apprentices early

[neonfretra]

baseball art truly making me feel like a snail being given an entire cucumber… i shall survive the winter

GOOD LUCK WITH THE OFF SEASON... SURVIVE...

you know whats really funny is that i up and ran a hockey blog when i have had more IRL run ins with baseball than hockey. this isnt saying much about either sport. between all these run ins is a physical object that i think of as a religious effigy. just as dusty as one too! ill let you guess which sport that is LOL

[fanaticsnail]

Just spent the past hour explaining to chef-husband what the omegaverse is... I'm gonna get some wine.

[tisicurlyfry]

The were a lot of empty snail shells at the beach today so I decided to make a snaouncil ( snail council) or a snurch (snail church) if you will

[wanderinganywhereart]

PLEASE REBLOG INSTEAD OF HEART-ING, HEARTS DO NOTHING FOR MY WORK

[dudefromwormhole]

Okay wait what beef does that purple computer(I think its name is Squid?) has with a snail?!

I just got into here, wtf—

Upd: thanks a lot for those who enlightened me on this topic!

[emuwarum]

fighting for my life on reddit talking about parthenogenesis and sequential hermaphroditism

[mint-ty]

okay but if Jere's phone really was confiscated so he could concentrate on the new album, and he can't call ant text memes to Bojan, maybe he's sending snail mail? :D It would be so cute 💕

"Dear The Bojan,

How are you? ArE YOuu?? I miss you come back to my hearttt

[bad drawing of both of them and some doodles on the side]"

the letter is probably crumpled too.

[dendenp3]

Changed my icon so people don’t think I’m a personal account or something 🥲

[xxynner]

Where do snails come from

Can someone answer me please. I got awoken by my mother who just returned home to our apartment, vigorously asking me to hurry into the corridor outside to look at something. All bleary-eyed, I followed her at the urgency in her voice.

–And then I saw it. There it is, in all its glorious shelly glory, one (1) large snail, smack in the middle of an empty corridor on the 10TH FLOOR of a whole building. Immediately questions flood my mind as I met the gaze of my equally bewildered mother – How? Why? Did it take the elevator up? Climbed the stairs maybe? Spawned by the will of a higher being?? Teleportation???Our only logical conclusion was that snails actually fall from the sky with the rain and that's how it landed in our open corridor. Then we let it crawl (very slowly) onto a piece of cardboard and my brother took it downstairs to a grass patch