#confused snail

[garrier-du-bois]

[endivinity]

I absolutely love when normal small-ish snails try to eat me it's so charming cause they're just so fucking bad at it. I've sat once staring at a snail that sat on my finger and tried to scrape my fingerprint off for like 3 minutes and when I put it down on a damp rock and checked my finger it just felt a bit more sensitive than usual. I gave it a wild strawberry as compensation for wasting its time, but it sucked at eating that too. I love the snail _@v

this is beautiful. what a stupid fucking idiot. it was trying to steal your identity but doesnt even have any fingers to transfer your prints onto

[reading-writing-dying]

The fact that if you watch gem pov you have NO IDEA that the snails make noise is so funny

[ender-of-the-sender]

Yk how in Mumbos ep 17 he says that he likes to imagine that Big Ron only hires people that are Big and called Ron...

RON P. SNAIL AND RON C. SNAIL

[eeveekitti]

WC/RW DAY 4: GOURMAND

meet peachstar, the leader of drizzleclan! he is a fawn ticked tabby :] those are yellow primroses on her tail, to symbolize her love for drizzleclan [and her mate, redsong]!! peachstar in general is a very loving and gentle leader, but fights with the ferocity of a true parent

the dots on her forehead are actually a leader mark!

and here's his kits, snailkit and bugkit! they're almost 6 moons old, and love bothering their dad to make them apprentices early

[wordfather]

if someone told me when i made my account on tumblr that one day i would have LORE about my nuclear snail family and some anonymous people would make multiple accounts made to roleplay my family members i wouldve. well. id still be here but what the fuck

[spyroid101]

Side note, my AU stuff aside, I hope in canon, after they get the staff back (and presumably that'll let Queen Bouncelia make the Naughty Ones... not destroy everything), the whole situation between her and Bittlegiggle just patches itself up like:

It's not THEIR fault the scientists did A Bad and doomed her to Never Laugh Again Or Everyone Dies, ur honor!!!

[fanaticsnail]

Just spent the past hour explaining to chef-husband what the omegaverse is... I'm gonna get some wine.

[dudefromwormhole]

Okay wait what beef does that purple computer(I think its name is Squid?) has with a snail?!

I just got into here, wtf—

Upd: thanks a lot for those who enlightened me on this topic!

[wanderinganywhereart]

PLEASE REBLOG INSTEAD OF HEART-ING, HEARTS DO NOTHING FOR MY WORK

[emuwarum]

fighting for my life on reddit talking about parthenogenesis and sequential hermaphroditism

[mint-ty]

okay but if Jere's phone really was confiscated so he could concentrate on the new album, and he can't call ant text memes to Bojan, maybe he's sending snail mail? :D It would be so cute 💕

"Dear The Bojan,

How are you? ArE YOuu?? I miss you come back to my hearttt

[bad drawing of both of them and some doodles on the side]"

the letter is probably crumpled too.

[snailundertherock]

Do you know what a gimmick blog is? If yes, could you explain it to me? The internet wasn't of any help

@robot-anonymous

I believe I have an understanding of it.

We're basically gimmick blogs now, because our 'gimmick' is being anons from vin's blog, that's all we are and what we made our blogs for.

I think one gimmick blog I can think of is the blog that goes under posts and says that there's no whale or certified whale post.

Gimmick blogs are silly though, but can sometimes be considered annoying if used excessively to harass others

[dendenp3]

Changed my icon so people don’t think I’m a personal account or something 🥲

[xxynner]

Where do snails come from

Can someone answer me please. I got awoken by my mother who just returned home to our apartment, vigorously asking me to hurry into the corridor outside to look at something. All bleary-eyed, I followed her at the urgency in her voice.

–And then I saw it. There it is, in all its glorious shelly glory, one (1) large snail, smack in the middle of an empty corridor on the 10TH FLOOR of a whole building. Immediately questions flood my mind as I met the gaze of my equally bewildered mother – How? Why? Did it take the elevator up? Climbed the stairs maybe? Spawned by the will of a higher being?? Teleportation???Our only logical conclusion was that snails actually fall from the sky with the rain and that's how it landed in our open corridor. Then we let it crawl (very slowly) onto a piece of cardboard and my brother took it downstairs to a grass patch

[ridiasfangirlings]

Sarumi asking each other wold you love me if I was a worm

I feel like this is one of those minefield questions where Yata has to say yes to avoid Fushimi going into a self-loathing spiral but when he turns it back on Fushimi Fushimi’s like ‘what kind of stupid question is that’ XD Like imagine the two of them are hanging out together, maybe they played video games all evening and now they’re like lounging on the couch on the roof outside Yata’s place, looking up at the stars and chatting. It’s reminding Yata a lot of the old days, when they would just walk on forever talking about nothing and he feels really happy and calm. Chitose was talking about something his girlfriend said to him the other day and that’s what makes Yata think about it, leaning back on the couch as he’s like ‘Saruhiko…would you love me if I was a worm?’ and Fushimi responds with an immediate blunt ‘no.’

Yata’s like wait why not and Fushimi wrinkles his nose as he says worms are disgusting and dirty, why would he fall in love with a worm. Yata’s like no but this is me as a worm and Fushimi’s like so it would be disgusting dirty and short. Yata’s all don’t call me short and then he’s like this isn’t what if I was actually a worm when we met, like what if a Strain turned me into a worm. Fushimi says he would wait until Yata was changed back then and Yata’s like but what if I couldn’t change back and Fushimi palms a knife as he calmly says he would kill the Strain and then Yata would probably change back. Yata gives this exasperated sigh as he’s like but say I couldn’t, would you still love me. Fushimi pauses and then says earthworms only live four to eight years and Yata’s like okay so would you love me for four to eight years. Fushimi’s like ‘but you would be a worm, so not Misaki,’ and Yata just groans all never mind.

Fushimi clicks his tongue and says Yata wouldn’t love him if he was a worm right so why is it such a big deal. Yata’s like what I would so love you if you were a worm. Fushimi gives him a look and Yata says he’d start a garden on the roof and put worm-Fushimi there and make sure the birds stayed away too. Fushimi calls Yata stupid, like it would just be a worm, not me, and Yata shakes his head as he’s like nope, even if it’s a worm it would still be you, so I would still love you. Fushimi lets that sink in and finally he’s like ‘…garden. I would put you in Scepter 4’s garden, I guess. To keep an eye on you until you turned back.’ Yata beams at that and Fushimi adds that he doesn’t want Yata to get turned into a worm though and Yata’s like no one is getting turned into worms it's just a thing couples talk about.