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officially a college grad ;.;
#that was. a long fought battle lol#but got the digital diploma today so conferral officially was approved etc#txt
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I've decided to submit my dissertation on Hallowe'en this year so I can become a doctor of monsters on their special day.
#technically it won't be official until months later post-examiner review + revisions + conferral + graduation i guess but still.#my mum loved telling people i was going to be a monster doctor + she would have loved this.#not a sonnet#knowledge quest
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theyre googling rtvs bits sweating screaming pacing around big nasa conferrence room goingf What are we missing what are we missing..
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Okay, but have you considered how hot it would be for Raphael to use his claws to "undress" Tav? Or him dragging those claws all over Tav's body?
Oh Anon, How did you know I'm going through a Raphael phase?
I have a feeling that most of Tavs dresses are being ripped off them on a pretty consent basis. Raphael can't help himself, when he sees them there standing in his office he just needs to see them in all their bare perfection...
Most the time he does it casually, slipping behind you, his hands tracing up your back then right as he gets to the hem...His voice whispers in your ear, "Let me...help you relax...get more conferrable..." Then down comes the claw, and now here you stand bare and ready for him to devore, but not before some agonizing teasing. His hands laying you down against the silk sheets, your legs being hooked over hid shoulders as he recites erotic poetry, then is claws hooking under your underwear and with effortless motion slicing them off. To reveal your sex swollen and dripping with need. With a wicked smirk he slips his fingers through your tight entrance, watching as you sex practical throbs more more that his eager mouth can't wait to suck. Best prepare to be there for hours, Raphael is selfish and he wants to drink from you till there is nothing left to give.
Other times he's ravenous, he can't control himself from ripping the clothes from your body and taking you as roughly as he desires. Raphael's tongue licking long stripes on your sex, taking deep whiffs of your scent that just makes him want to devoir you whole. Though for now he settles on marking your with quick bites and sucking bruises. Though his favorite way to do so is to leave long dark marks on your body, that makes some of them start to bleed... Then that spurs him on more, the sight of your beautiful blood running down your smooth skin. He wishes he could paint his name with in on your body, a constant reminder of who you belong to...who loves you...and who would do anything for...
#askreverie#bg3#baldur's gate fic#baldur's gate 3#bg3 raphael#bg3 smut#bg3 drabble#baldurs gate 3 raphael#raphael bg3#raphael x reader#raphael the cambion#raphael x tav#bg3 fanfiction
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The Raven of the Empty Coffin: Chapter 1 "Shigemaru" Part 2
Disclaimer: This is a fan-translation japanese-english of the original novel. The events of this novel follow after what's already covered by the anime. For an easier understanding, I recommend first reading the few scenes of previous books I've already translated.
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For the Index, you can find it HERE
Previously: Shigemaru (Part 1)
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Chapter 1: Shigemaru (Part 2)
“Hey, wake up you idiot! The bell rang a long time ago!”
The next morning, Ichiryuu’s angry yelling shook Shigemaru back to the waking world. Ichiryuu had even taken his futon away. Shigemaru blinked, dazzled by the sudden brightness.
“Good morning……”
“You have some guts to loaf around when your seniors are already up and about, you hopeless baby! Get yourself ready, we have to go to breakfast.”
Ichiryuu had the distinctive look of someone who was enjoying himself a lot. His speech now over, he promptly left the room. Shigemaru rubbed his eyes, taking in his surroundings. The futon beside his own was already folded and Yukiya, who had ditched the nightwear for his feather robe, was sitting all proper at his bedside.
“Good morning, Shige.”
“Ah, good morning. You sure are an early bird.”
“No, just a very light sleeper, that's all. The morning bell woke me up instantly,” Yukiya laughed and offered him a wet towel to clean his face. “Apparently, breakfast today will be earlier than normal because of the entrance ceremony. We better hurry.”
“Oh, yes! Let's go.”
They all went and had their breakfast. Afterwards, the seniors, including Ichiryuu, left the Seeds behind in the dining hall. They had been instructed to remain there, standing in a line according to their height.
It took a while, but finally an administrative officer walked into the hall at a brisk pace. “The preparations are done. Stay in line and follow me, no dillydallying and no talking!”
The man first stood in front of them, and then started to walk out of the room. Following the instruction, Yukiya, who was first, immediately followed him with the rest of the trainees right behind. The administrative officer guided them towards the massive hall Ichiryuu had shown them the day before.
At last, it was time for their entrance ceremony.
The Saplings and Evergreens were already there, standing in rows at both sides of the room—leaving enough space for the Seeds in the middle. A group of older men, most likely their instructors, also waited in a line close to the seat of honor by the altar. Every single person in the room was dressed in strikingly similar feather robes. A true sea of black, the monotony only broken by the many colors of the instructors’ sashes.
The ceremony started with a salute to Yamagami's altar. The seniors quickly bowed on command, followed by the newcomers’ panicked attempt at imitating them. In comparison to the former’s perfect synchronization, clearly borne of habit, the latter were in complete disarray.
Once that was done, one of the instructors finally welcomed them to the Unbending Reed Monastery, the purported main purpose of the event. It didn’t last long, however, as his speech soon moved on to a variety of general advice, rules and warnings on the lifestyle of the Monastery instead.
Shigemaru, who was the tallest among the Seeds and hence the last in line, had a privileged view of the room during the whole affair. He caught sight of some of his fellow newcomers fidgeting in place as the speech went on, completely distracted. He also noticed that none of the seniors even budged. They stood firm, their backs straightened, resolute and unwavering.
The difference between the seniors and the Seeds was clear as day. Would he too be the same a year later? As Shigemaru was entertaining that thought, however, the instructor’s speech finally came to an end.
Next in the schedule was the symbolic conferral of their ornamented blades. For this particular occasion, a different man came to the front. He looked to be in his late sixties, his black hair covered in white strands—Shoukaku, the director and leader of the Monastery's instructors. The man had woven his feather robe in the shape of priest vestments, and resting on top of it was a deep purple sash, covered in golden embroidery. One could hardly define him as physically fit, but the wisdom in his stern-looking eyes was clearly visible.
The chosen representative for the first years was Akeru, the Western House boy who had gone after Yukiya during introductions last night. He personally received his ornamented blade from the director, brimming with confidence and self-assurance. With that attitude, it was hard for Shigemaru to believe the boy was actually younger than him.
Once Akeru had finally returned to his original spot, the director started to speak. “To our newcomers, I first want to express my gratitude for choosing the Unbending Reed Monastery. Congratulations and thank you.” Unlike Shigemaru expected, the director's speech had quite the conservative start.
“We all welcome you.” He had a beautiful voice, firm and deep, especially so for his age. As he spoke, the unfocused eyes of the distracted Seeds started to gather back at him.
“There were many candidates this year. You succeeded in the trials and managed to be selected among them all—your talent is beyond question. You are this institution’s hope, the ones that will shape its future. Keep in mind that the Monastery operates on two fundamental principles—that of complete autonomy, and that might makes right,” the director proclaimed to them.
“We shall not be bound by external powers and, as long as you have the talent and skill required, nothing shall limit you. We have sworn our loyalty only towards the Imperial Family and the Golden Raven, and nobody else,” he continued quietly.
“Yamauchi is about to face unprecedented peril,” the director stopped talking for a moment, his gaze going over the entire hall. “You'll most likely face battle to defend the Imperial Family, and Yamauchi with it, more than any of your predecessors. Be ready, as you'll be risking your lives to protect everything. As this Monastery’s trainees, I expect you to work hard so as to not embarrass our institution.” That sentence marked the end of the speech, a surprisingly short affair. Afterwards, the director returned to his original spot and, inwardly, Shigemaru sighed in relief.
The rest of the ceremony went on in a similar solemn manner. When only the closing speech remained, however, a ruckus started right outside of the hall.
“Director, Your Excellency, we have a problem—” An administrative officer frantically came running in. Shigemaru couldn’t tell what he told the instructors, but they were clearly panicking as they started to move.
“Open the way!”
Following the instructors’ orders, the confused newcomers abandoned the center of the room. Who were they opening the space for, nobody told them. Fortunately, the mystery didn’t last long. A colorful group of people walked through the doors a short while later.
The entire hall was shaken at the sight.
“Lord Natsuka……!” Among a multitude of whispers, one stunned voice stood out. Natsuka—in other words, the man who gave up his position as Crown Prince to his younger brother. His Lordship, the eldest son of the Imperial Family!
Shigemaru turned around. The first person who stuck out to him was a man of truly abnormal appearance. He was massive—Shigemaru was already a large man, yet even he was dwarfed by the man’s stature. His huge bulging muscles were visible even with his feather robe on, which was fashioned after high-class traveling robes, even if he wore no crown(1) to go with it.
He had haphazardly tied his hair back, which made it look like a tanuki's tail in the middle of winter, and sharp canines which peeked through his smiling lips. His nose was hooked and his eyes had a spark to them. It was truly a striking gaze.
——He didn't look like royalty.
As he realized that, Shigemaru noticed another young man walking right behind, as if protected by the one in front. Anyone could feel the characteristic aura of the Center's aristocracy from him. He was attractive and quite tall, although not as much as the man walking in front of him.
His long hair was cut evenly, untied as it fell down his back. For dress, he wore a monk's stole in lavish gold over his purple priestly robes. His features were elegant, yet stern and chiseled in the way you would expect of a warrior. From their respective clothes, one could surmise that the one in the back was none other than Lord Natsuka, and the man in front was simply a bodyguard.
Immediately, the director came up to the middle of the hall to greet them, accompanied by the rest of the instructors. “Lord Natsuka, we heard it would be impossible for you to visit this year.”
“We took care of things as quickly as possible to come here,” the bodyguard in front spoke with a grin. “Rejoice, director. He comes to represent His Highness Wakamiya.”
“That's enough. Stand back, Rokon.” Natsuka moved to stand in front of the director, as if pushing his bodyguard—the man named Rokon—aside. “To tell the truth, His Highness Wakamiya planned to come personally at first. His Highness had to take care of some matters at the Imperial Court, however, so I was entrusted with this task in exchange. Do please forgive me for the sudden intrusion.”
Natsuka spoke with a composure unusual for his age. Faced with the imperial prince's apology, the director gently shook his head. “Do not worry yourself. We members of the Monastery, including the Yamauchi Guard, belong to everyone in the Imperial Family. It is our utmost honor to welcome you, thank you for coming all the way here. Now, if you may follow me.”
The director guided Natsuka to the seat right in front of the altar, which was reserved for the exclusive use of the imperial family. Yet, Natsuka made no attempt to sit in it and instead turned to look at the trainees. Rokon naturally walked after him, followed by his subordinates, taking his place right behind Natsuka.
Natsuka’s eyes passed over the entire room, as if studying the trainees, and he started to speak. The instructors didn’t even get the chance to formally introduce him.
“First of all, I wish to congratulate the new Seeds on their admission. It’s a joy and honor to meet you all here today,” Natsuka declared in a clear voice. “The bond between the Monastery and the Imperial Family has grown weaker in recent years. Which, I feel, is a terribly unfortunate situation for both sides. Although it was impossible on this particular occasion, it’s His Highness' wish as well to come visit the Monastery whenever the opportunity presents itself in the future.”
Natsuka continued to speak, his expression unflinching. “Times are changing, and the harm the Monkeys bring cannot be ignored. All of us, the Imperial Family, the Monastery and the Guard, cannot stay the same as we have been until now. You all must adapt and act according to the times. This applies not only for the new arrivals, but all trainees gathered here today.”
He frowned as he kept a watchful eye on them. “Both you and I are in the same position. It’s our duty to become the Golden Raven's swords and shields. We shall protect our Master and keep peace in Yamauchi by doing so. No swords shall be entrusted to those who feel no pride in this duty. As part of the Monastery, I expect you to stand as the Golden Raven’s most loyal followers.”
“Salute!” a thundering voice shook the room.
“Yes!” The trainees moved in an instant, saluting in answer. Their hands overlapped under their chest, their palms raised upwards. The pose was supposed to represent the act of lifting up their bird form's third leg in offering.
Natsuka watched as all the trainees in the hall dedicated their invisible third legs to him and finally nodded, satisfied. After the closing speech that followed his own, his group left the hall with the director at their side.
“Lord Natsuka truly seems to get along with His Highness,” Shigemaru commented.
With the entrance ceremony over, the Seeds all went back to the dining hall to wait for instructions on their following classes. There, Shigemaru finally got his chance to approach Yukiya, who had been at the very front of the line, again.
“Yes! He can be a tad overprotective, but there’s no doubt that Lord Natsuka is His Highness’ biggest supporter.”
“You know, that was my first time meeting someone from the Imperial Family, and… How should I put it? He was so… dignified, I guess? His self-importance was on another level.”
They were talking and enjoying themselves when Shigemaru caught sight of someone’s figure by the door. Before he even got a chance to determine who it was, he heard the man deeply inhale.
“I see. You dipshits don't realize you're already Monastery trainees, huh!?” The man's shout was so loud the hall’s pillars trembled.
Silence filled the room. The startled Seeds stopped chatting immediately, yet it was too late—their instructor, followed by a group of assistants, had already entered the dining hall.
The man’s yelling didn’t stop at that, blue veins bulging in his forehead. “Look at you, twittering your lives away! Don't get cocky, you brats! You're no more than nestlings, incapable of anything but chirping, waiting and pleading for someone to put some food in those open mouths of yours!”
For a warrior, the man yelling at them was fairly short, yet the muscles in his arrogantly crossed arms were huge enough to make one doubt their eyes. Shigemaru felt himself shudder, thinking of what would happen to him if the instructor were to punch him.
The instructor looked only a little younger than the director, but they couldn’t be any less alike. The director looked stern, but had an air of thoughtfulness that only came with age. The man in front of them, on the other hand—with his sunken, round eyes and his upturned nose—was the very picture of a frightening outlaw. His skin was like well-worn leather, and not a single strand of hair was left on his shining head.
“What are you doing, sitting in front of an instructor!? Stand up!”
Following his orders, the so-called nestlings stood up all flustered. Reprimands kept on coming from all directions as they did it. ‘Too slow’, ‘stop dillydallying’. It seemed to never end. At some point during this entire process, more than four assistant instructors had moved to surround them. The men frowned at the trainees, scrutinizing their every move.
“I'll be in charge of all your practical courses. I'm Instructor Kashin,” the man introduced himself as he walked in front of them, a consistent downwards glare on his face. “You truly are like a bunch of nestlings, eggshells still stuck on your asses. I get headaches just from looking at you, but this is, alas, my duty. I’ll answer to your ceaseless tweeting, and stuff enough food into those constantly open beaks of yours till your bellies explode.”
“So,” Kashin kept explaining as he turned around, “you better pay attention before it comes to that. Take the knowledge of how to hunt and fly on your own from those who feed you. If you bother to close your beaks and savor the food we give you, you'll eventually get the strength to actually fly before you burst open.”
Kashin stopped all of a sudden, face-to-face with the closest trainee. “Hey, you.”
“Y-Yes!”
“Tell me, what are the basic skills required of the Yamauchi Guard?”
“Huh?”
“The Monastery's entrance exams are categorized according to them. Go on, tell me.”
The trainee in question could only tremble uncontrollably, incapable of answering.
“Too slow! If you don't know, just say so!”
“I-I don't know!”
“Then better learn from this. Next!”
The next trainee, standing right beside the other, floundered as he attempted to answer. “Swordsmanship, archery and… horsemanship……?”
“That's all?”
“That's… all I know.”
“What are you, a chicken!? Incapable of remembering even what you have done?”
“I'm sorry!”
“Don't apologize so easily! Hold your head high, even if it's just for show. Don't ever give others such a blatant opening to attack you, make them work for it. Next!”
“The skills required of a member of the Yamauchi Guard are what we call the Six Arts, Four Techniques and Two Studies(2),” the trainee answered calmly.
For once, Kashin didn't scream as he looked back at the boy. “And that means?”
“The Six Arts refer to the following: Etiquette, Poetry and Music, Archery, Riding, Writing, and Accounting. The Four Techniques are composed of Strategy, Swordsmanship, Martial Arts, and General Combat. Lastly, the Two Studies are Medicine and Law.”
It was such a smooth answer that the others gasped in admiration. The third trainee Kashin had singled out was none other than a beautiful-looking redhead—Akeru of the Western House. Kashin gave him a good, hard look, yet the boy’s gaze remained fixed in front of him.
Finally, the instructor nodded. “Correct. Just as he said, we refer to a Guard's skillset as the Six Arts, Four Techniques and Two Studies.”
The Yamauchi Guard had the authority to act as legitimate Court Officials in cases of emergency. The Six Arts were considered to be essential in order to properly exercise such a right. They were divided into five different courses: ‘Etiquette and Poetry’, ‘Archery’, ‘Horsemanship’, ‘Writing’, and ‘Accounting’.
Then, there were the Four Techniques. ‘Strategy’, to learn to lead troops; ‘Swordsmanship’, to perfect their skill with a blade; ‘Martial Arts’, to master the ways of fighting unarmed; and lastly ‘General Combat’, which covered any other weapons such as spears and throwing knives.
Finally, the Two Studies. ‘Medicine’, to be capable of mending one’s wounds if necessary; and ‘Law’, to understand the Court's regulations and the extent of the Guard's area of action and any associated limits. In total, the Monastery had eleven subjects, and the further their studies progressed, the more their lessons focused on practice and less on theory.
“Five of them are labeled as practical courses: Archery, Horsemanship, Swordsmanship, Martial Arts, and General Combat. Once you become Saplings and Evergreens, Strategy will also be included in this category as you start with mock battles.”
In other words, out of the existing eleven subjects, Kashin was responsible for a total of five—almost half of them. “I won't be nice to you. Don’t expect me to hold back. If you want to leave, please do so. If you want to run, feel free. The Unbending Reed Monastery isn't so lenient a place as to stop those who have no will to keep going,” Kashin suddenly said in a low voice. The boy in front of Shigemaru gulped.
“Now, to continue, I'll give you all your ornamented blades. When I call your name, speak up and come to the front.”
Immediately, the Seeds saluted and, one by one, went on to receive their own blades. Shigemaru couldn’t help but to wonder just how many people had owned them before. The cord of the ornamented blade they gave him was new, of that there was no doubt, but he could see small scratches all over the rest of it.
Once all trainees had received their blade, Kashin called one of his assistants to the front. “From here on, coming to lessons in whatever feather robe you prefer is forbidden. Look at what he's wearing and weave an identical one. Right now.”
The assistant instructor stood in front of the trainees, following Kashin's orders, and he extended his arms to make the robe easier for them to see. Then, he slowly spun around just once to show them the details. The look was completely different from what the instructors had worn at the ceremony, or the feather robes Natsuka's bodyguards wove for themselves.
Instead of the usual kimono sleeves, these were shaped like a tube, getting narrower from the elbow downwards. Below the knees, the hakama was melded with the gaiters and tabi with no opening whatsoever. A band of wrapped fabric with a pouch(3) covered the body from chest to thighs and was held up by an obi belt. At first glance, it made the outfit have some undeniable resemblance to the garments worn by court officials and high nobility.
Shigemaru wove his own to match the example as closely as possible, yet one of the assistant instructors, who was walking among the trainees watching for any mistakes, still gave him a warning.
“Don’t just imitate the shape. Make the fabric on the shoulders and elbows thicker and fit it as closely to your own body as possible. At the very least, it must be more or less as thick as the soles under your feet.”
“Thicker…?”
“It’s to protect the joints. It will help absorb the impact when you get hit, so make sure to make it again and overlap several layers.”
Oh, so that was why. Shigemaru was weaving his feather robe anew when Kashin, who was also walking among the trainees, started to explain. “The uniform’s shape is designed to be as minimalistic as possible so it won’t impede your movement on the battlefield. It will help protect your vital organs, I can guarantee its functionality. On top of that, as long as you weave it properly, it will ensure that any hick of a raven looks decent, proper even. It's a garment fit even for attending official ceremonies and rituals.”
Once most of the trainees had finished fixing their feather robes, Kashin insisted once more that, as trainees, they had to wear these at all times. “Now, we'll see how to strap on your ornamented blades.”
A warrior had to be capable of transforming and taking on the role of a horse in case of an emergency. In order to not drop their weapons and to not impede their own shapeshifting in the process, they had to tie their swords in a very specific way.
“You'll learn more about this during your ‘Horsemanship’ lessons but, if you know how to tie the straps properly, your katana or tachi can even become replacement stirrups and bit. However, if any of you just tie it down haphazardly and end up incapable of using it in times of need, I'll come find you personally and use my sword to turn you into dirt.”
How one could turn the ornamented blade into stirrups and bit was a mystery to Shigemaru, but he made an effort to tie it on his hip exactly as instructed all the same. By the time the assistants had given them all their approval once again, they had finally morphed into proper-looking Monastery trainees.
By the time it was all over, the sun was still high in the sky and so the instructors brought the Seeds out to the plaza in front of the great hall. Finally, the training was about to actually start—or so Shigemaru thought. Reality proved to be a whole different story.
The rest of their day was spent on two orders only, delivered by Kashin time and time again: ‘group up’ and ‘line up’.
The newcomers, wholly uncoordinated with each other, kept on moving as instructed. They lined up and then dispersed, changed places and grouped once more; then lined up just to disperse again—the same actions on repeat, over and over again, until the sun finally set.
“That's all for today!” Kashin said by the time dinner preparations were about to start.
By that point, the Seeds were completely exhausted not physically, but mentally. “What was that…?”
“Why do that? What's even the point?”
Everyone was complaining after spending their entire day repeating the same two things. It was beyond boring and, to their displeasure, it proved to not be limited to their first day either. It was all they did past afternoon the following day and the day after that as their instructors hammered in the technique behind moving efficiently as a group. They saw no other form of training until one single command was enough to make their bodies move on reflex.
The simplistic and apparently unending training drills were still ongoing by the time theory lessons started and, as far as Shigemaru was concerned, those were a much bigger problem.
The morning courses consisted of six subjects: Etiquette and Poetry, Writing, Accounting, Strategy, Medicine, and Law. Shigemaru didn’t have many chances to even read back at home, so every single one of them was nothing more than gibberish to him and, to make matters worse, the amount of homework was beyond staggering.
He returned to his room as soon as he was done with dinner and his bath, even skipping sleep to dedicate himself to it, and he was still incapable of finishing it all. Shigemaru wasn't the only one struggling either—most of his fellow commoners seemed to be having the exact same problem as him.
From the second day onwards, Yukiya started helping him out and, as soon as the rest of the commoner trainees got wind of that, they too put their shame aside and came to ask for help. Yukiya gladly welcomed them and actually did his best to teach them all. However, they found a massive hurdle in their way.
——Yukiya was, in fact, utterly hopeless as a teacher.
“To think I would have to face my own inadequacy like this!” ‘Don't worry, it'll be easy’, he had once said, yet all that initial self-confidence was now long gone. Confronted by his own inability to translate thoughts into words, Yukiya held his head in despair.
“It's fine, Yukiya, it's really fine. We know you're trying your best to teach us…” The trainees gathered in the tenth room cried, well aware of the scolding that awaited them the following day. Meanwhile, a pained Yukiya could only watch over the scene powerlessly.
“It is not fine!” he insisted.
In the end, Yukiya let them copy his own homework.
Theory lessons were Shigemaru's natural enemy, yet there was one specific subject that stood out among them all—‘Etiquette and Poetry’. Their first class was the day immediately after the entrance ceremony and doubled as their first theory session. Once they were finished cleaning up their breakfast trays as they usually did, the trainees went on to distribute the long desks resting in a corner of the room throughout the dining hall and sat there, waiting with frayed nerves, for the instructor to arrive.
“Good morning, everyone. I hope you had a good rest last night,” their new instructor greeted them with a smile as he arrived.
His appearance was unlike anything one would expect from a Monastery instructor. He seemed to be past his forties and his silky-looking hair was loosely gathered and tied down. His gentle face was decorated with laugh lines and his feather robe was woven for comfort, its fit good but loose. All in all, he gave off the impression of a young retiree who had since lived a good, sequestered life. Unlike your average retiree, however, his right arm was nowhere to be seen.
——Their Etiquette instructor was an amputee, one noticeably younger than he looked.
“My name is Seiken. I'll be in charge of your ‘Etiquette and Poetry’ classes for this year. Don’t hesitate to ask me if you have any questions or requests about anything concerning your studies. We'll be spending a lot of time together, so it’s in our best interest to make it as productive as possible.”
After Kashin, with his intimidating appearance and the entire evening he had spent screaming at them, the Seeds found Seiken’s smile anticlimactic and, while most of them were simply perplexed, others had obviously started to look down on their apparently humble instructor.
“Instructor,” a boy quickly raised his hand. He had been among those complaining about the amount of theory they had to study before the class had even started.
“Yes?” Seiken turned towards him, a smile on his face.
The trainee promptly asked. “I don’t understand. Why do we have to learn something like ‘Etiquette and Poetry’ in a place like the Monastery?”
“Oh, now that's a problem,” Seiken muttered with a frown. However, he didn't seem angry in the slightest.
Emboldened by the instructor’s reaction, the trainee started to get carried away. “I mean, isn't swordsmanship the most important skill for a Yamauchi Guard? But we weren’t even allowed to touch a bamboo sword yesterday. If we are going to waste our time on such things, shouldn't we frequent the dojo more?”
It was undeniable that, even out of the theory subjects, ‘Etiquette and Poetry’ seemed like the most meaningless of them all. Shigemaru himself could still understand why they would study Writing or Accounting. A Guard had to be able to read orders or handle their unit's finances, after all. That made sense. Etiquette, however? Proper manners and dress? Court ethics? Hearing that, he didn’t have the slightest idea of what they were supposed to even do.
The rest of the trainees, also unhappy with their current workload consisting exclusively of group movement drills and theory, started to whisper in unanimous agreement.
“Besides, what happened to your arm?” the boy asked out of curiosity.
At that, Seiken forced a smile. “I had quite the eventful youth.”
“But you're a Monastery instructor, aren't you?”
He didn’t have to voice it out loud for everyone to know what he truly meant. How could someone like him, who was missing an arm, guide them, warriors-to-be?
Now, Shigemaru was the first one annoyed by the sheer amount of theory, but that and this were different matters altogether—that last question was just insensitive. The boy's attitude was out of place and unbefitting of a Monastery trainee.
Shigemaru waited, wondering how Seiken would react to the provocation. The man, however, didn't lash out or even try to blame his student.
“Thank you for your concern, but I'm already retired from active service. As you have already well noticed, I’m not fit for anything resembling proper work in my state anymore,” Seiken didn't seem to be troubled at all by the question. His expression was more concerned than anything, and a few trainees scoffed at that.
“And yet, society is truly a marvelous thing,” as Seiken kept speaking, the laughs suddenly stopped. “The right man for the right job, you know? As long as you have actual talent, there will be somewhere for you to make the most of it. I lost the qualifications to be a Yamauchi Guard myself, but I turned out to be a good fit to train future ones. Which is why I'm now standing here as your tutor.”
His expression was just as gentle as before, yet the tension filling the hall could be cut with a knife. “The Yamauchi Guard holds the power to act as actual Court Officials if the situation calls for it. You aren't aiming to become plain old soldiers here. What you'll be learning in these ‘Etiquette’ lessons isn't how to acquire power, but how to best use said power—or, in other words, to not misuse it.” Seiken then murmured with clear emotion. “But, well, that can be said of all the other subjects as well.”
Just like that, his young students found their attempts at ridicule entirely shut down by him.
“You must not become power yourselves. There is no meaning in that,” he finally said resolutely. Seiken faced the now silent trainees and gave them a sweet smile. “Don't misunderstand me. If it all boiled down to physical raw strength, you would become no different from the roughnecks of the Ravine. You aren't outlaws, and this Monastery definitely doesn't exist to raise people like that either. This class's purpose is precisely to turn a bunch of irrational beasts prone to violence into splendid Yatagarasu,” Seiken's tone of voice was totally calm, yet firm.
“If you still have any issue with this class after having heard that, I won't stop you from leaving. I'll respect your decision. However, if that’s the case, you better leave this place. You'll only get in the way of the other trainees.”
Etiquette and Poetry was both a hard requisite and the first course to be taught out of all of the theory ones. The moment someone left the room, he would have no option but to return to his dormitory room in order to pack his belongings. It would mean saying his farewells to the Monastery altogether.
“......Any other questions?” Seiken looked over the frozen trainees as he held an oppressive silence. Finally, he gave them a faint smile. “Very well. Let's begin then.”
That day, the lesson only went as far as the trainees’ self-introductions and going over the class schedule. Seiken didn't raise his voice even once in the entire process, always gentle to a fault. However, most of the trainees seemed to share the same opinion of him by the time the bell rang and they got to leave the dining hall—Seiken was, actually, way more terrifying than Kashin.
Then, the next day in Accounting, they learned that Seiken was, in fact, their main instructor for anything concerning theory subjects.
Group drills and theory were their constant for a while. By the time the trainees were able to follow Kashin’s commands to perfection, the cherry trees, in full bloom when they had arrived, were already covered in green leaves. At last, practical courses could truly start in earnest.
First was Horsemanship. In short, the subject was all about riding horses and driving flying carriages. However, in the specific case of the Yamauchi Guard, they had to be able to perform both the role of the rider and of the horse. The ultimate goal was to be able to cover very long distances in pairs by switching between rider and horse midair.
The early Horsemanship lessons consisted, however, of marching drills. The instructor and his assistants led the way or stood side by side with them as they ran around the Monastery's grounds, shifting to fly when the situation called for it.
Yatagarasu lost their power to change forms once the sun set, so they would be stuck in bird form if that ever happened, unable to turn human again until the dawn of the following day. The opposite was also true, of course. It was for this reason that lessons finished as soon as the sun started to sink, yet that didn’t make them feel any shorter. Even with breaks along the way, it was still endless training from lunch to nightfall, shifting over and over again.
At first, Shigemaru was worried for Yukiya, wondering if he would be able to keep up with this kind of training. As a commoner, Shigemaru was very much used to shifting forms, but he had heard that plenty of Court Ravens spent their entire lives without ever consciously transforming. In fact, Akeru seemed to struggle quite a bit with these marching drills despite his otherwise excellent performance.
The closer to the Center Yatagarasu lived—or the higher their rank—, the more ‘shame’ they felt regarding their bird form. Part of it was because of the horses, people who were incapable of surviving in human form and who were forced to spend their lives working in bird form. The other main reason was the punishment referred to as ‘Disarticulation’(4)—the heaviest penalty possible right after death and exile from Yamauchi itself. The punished were forced to take bird form with no going back, toiling as a horse for the rest of their lives.
Their third leg, which was only visible as ravens, was widely considered to be the ‘proof of their Yamagami-given divinity’ and the single most important organ of a Yatagarasu. This was also the reason behind the salute performed by the warriors of Yamauchi, designed to mimic the act of holding the third leg out in offering. If said leg were to be cut, they would be incapable of taking human form ever again.
The reigning theory was that this played a huge part of why Court Ravens, who could easily afford to live without transforming, disliked the idea of doing so in public so vehemently. However, as far as the commoners were concerned, their bird forms made travel much easier and helped them work more efficiently, so avoiding it over shame of all things was plainly idiotic.
According to what they had talked about, Yukiya was a rural noble, so where did he land in this particular dichotomy? When the drills first started, Shigemaru had been quite worried about that, yet it all turned out to be wholly unnecessary.
In their entire training routine, the hardest hurdle to overcome was the bamboo grove. The Monastery actively maintained and thinned it out so that the gap between the trees was just wide enough for a bird Yatagarasu to barely fit through when flying. On top of that, the instructors kept watch from up in the sky and would immediately correct anyone who tried to bypass the exercise by flying over the grove instead.
Those skilled with their wings could pass it by flying, while the rest were left with no option but to return to human form midway and keep running—or end up crashing against the bamboo stalks. If you got stuck there in your bird form, you could end up blocking everyone else's way, so even Shigemaru, who was used to flight, struggled with this part.
Left with no other option, Shigemaru switched to his human form and started to run, ornamented blade in hand, just as he felt a disturbance in the air over his head. A bird’s shadow passed right over him.
And what an adept flier he was. He didn’t go particularly fast, true, but he flew as lightly as a swallow even with the other lamenting trainees, the many feathers swirling around, and the flapping wings that overtook his sight.
The raven moved ahead, nimbly dodging every single obstacle. He had come all the way from the rear, yet he somehow managed to reach the vanguard group by the end.
As he took human form, Shigemaru noticed the dandelion-like fluffy hair.
There was no mistaking it, that was Yukiya.
“Good job, Shige.” Once the lagging Shigemaru finally arrived at the finish line, Yukiya approached him. He looked as fresh as ever, not even the slightest hint of fatigue in his face.
“You're amazing! You were among the first to arrive before I even noticed, I didn't expect that.”
“Well, I may be a rural noble in theory, but mine is a warrior family—I was taught the fundamentals ever since I was a little kid. A warrior who isn't accustomed to using his own bird form would be useless in an emergency.”
It would take Shigemaru a while to realize, but for someone like him, who had so far trained entirely on his own, befriending someone like Yukiya from a proper warrior family had been quite the stroke of good luck.
Next: Shigemaru (Part 3)
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1: The traveling robes here refer to Kachie (褐衣), a variant of the Hou (袍), the outer layer typically worn by high-ranking men in the Heian era. The Kachie was typically worn, between others, by warriors lacking any kind of official rank. The crown refers to a Kanmuri (冠), the hat typically used along with a Hou by adults back then.
2: The Rikugei Shijutsu Nigaku (六芸四術二学) are modelled after the historical Rikugei (六芸), the arts considered essential for noblemen and high ranking people in Ancient China, said to originate during the Zhou Dynasty. Shijutsu (四術) had a similar usage, as the four paths an intellectual had to master in ancient times. Unlike the Rikugei, which are a copy virtually word-for-word, Yamauchi's Shijutsu has nothing in common with the historical Shijutsu beyond the name.
3: The original description is a doumaki (胴巻き), which were essentially money pouches, attached to a ran (襴), which was the wrapped fabric forming the lower section of the aforementioned Hou (袍). This is why, in the eyes of Yamauchi’s society, it helps make the outfit look more suitable for formal events.
4: As a note, this is the first time Disarticulation or Leg Cutting (斬足) was mentioned in the novels. The finer details of Hamayuu’s past were significantly revamped for the anime.
#Translation: The Raven of the Empty Coffin#yatagarasu#yatagarasu series#the raven does not choose its master#karasu wa aruji wo erabanai
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[I]f academic publishers, especially university presses, continue to insist on their copyrights as inviolable and to only publish books for specialized niche audiences, all claims to “advance knowledge” on behalf of a “public good” and wide “global” readerships, which they claim over and over again, then they are participating in a self-regarding system of the conferral of status upon authors whose work will likely never reach readers in the Global South who cannot afford the costs of buying these books and neither can their libraries. We do not believe this serves the “public good” and furthermore, humanistic and scientific knowledge is a human right. [...] [T]he OA movement is now being thoroughly co-opted and marketized by behemoth for-profit publishers (e.g., RELX, Wiley Global, Taylor & Francis, Palgrave Macmillan, SpringerNature, etc.), and they have made the term Open Access not only hollow and ethically suspect, but also a deception, because authors and researchers, in many cases, have to pay very high fees for what these publishers call “Gold OA” publications. And many authors simply can’t pay, and those with more money in their research accounts don’t have to worry overmuch about their ability to publish in OA outlets. This means that inequity is built into the system of OA publishing. With some despair, we realize that Aaron Swartz’s and others’ idealistic belief that “information wants to be free” has gone largely unheeded in the neoliberal capture of everything as a commodity, even publicly-funded research. Which doesn’t mean that we can’t have an open commons free from neoliberalism, but rather, as Mackenzie Wark has written of the Situationists, we must imagine “a space of play in the interstitial spaces of the policing of the city via the dérive,” which means we “now have to imagine and experiment with emerging gaps and cracks in the gamespace that the commodity economy has become.”
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Hobie brown Sex alphabet (female addition) NSFW
Masterlist
A-Aftercare:
Hobie would 100% no matter how tired he would take care of you. Running a bath or cleaning you up and always making sure that you had water so that you weren't dehydrated.
B-Body part:
I think he would love everything about you, like I mean EVERYTHING. Your flaws your insecurities and everything in between. If he did have to choose one though I think it would be ass or thighs cause he likes the way they look while he pounds into you
C-Cum:
He would probably be more of a cum inside or on your stomach/ass kinda guy. If you wanted to give him a blowjob though he has no problem cumming in your moth or on your face if your into that
D-Dick:
I think he would be a solid 6 when soft and 7.5 whenever he's hard. He got a big dick honey and I think he would use that to his advantage too if you know what I mean ;)
E-Experiance:
This dude probably is pretty experienced. I mean fucking look at him, he literally said he was briefly a run way model
F-Fav position:
Missionary no questions asked. He loves eye contact when it comes to sex and being able to look into your eyes with love and talk to you sweetly as he fucks you senseless is surly his weakness whenever it comes to your sex life
G-Goofy:
Half and half. I feel like he would be a huge tease and stuff but other than that he would take things so seriously and making sure everything was okay for you. Making sure you both had a safe word and all
H-Hair-
He's shaved. He's not hairy. I think that he likes to be able to fully watch himself slid in and out of you without dealing with anything in the way
I-Intimacy:
Oh hes intimate especially on the romantic side. This man is giving you all the love and looking for everything that will make you feel good. Hes saying sweet words to you and making sure your conferrable the whole time
J-Jerk off:
He jerks off. He probably does it whenever hes had a stressful day and your already asleep by that time he gets home or when hes in the shower and is just too impatient. Before you two got into the relationship though he was fucking himself twice a day just to keep himself in check
K-Kink:
I think he would have a major breeding kink. Not necessarily getting you pregnant but just fucking the shit out of you and cumming inside of you so many times to the point where its poring out of you by the time hes done.
L-Location:
Anywhere in your apartment is fine with him. The counters, the sofa, the bed especially. Everywhere is a place he'll fuck but he like the bedroom best so that he knows your comfortable.
M-Motivation:
Whenever you say his name while moaning, or simply just calling him your boyfriend in public really makes him wanna fuck you. Knowing that you're his makes him horny. He knows damn well that he's your too and that makes you horny as well
N-No-
I think that having sex in public areas turns him off. Having sex where its in the public but privet is different though, but if its in a restroom or a closet he doesn't want to do it.
O-Oral:
Giving:Boy can this man give. He knows where to suck, lick, flick, and hum to make you cum all over his face. He loves whenever he puts his cold lip piercing on your clip to make you gasp and then go right back to what he was doing
Receiving: This man is a moaning mess when it comes to receiving. He would know what to do so he just sits there and moans his head off, talking and babbling about how good you are to him as he lightly fucks your mouth, trying to get you to move faster
P-Pace:
I think he would start slow and gentle but as the time with both of you connected he would slowly become faster and rougher with you, moaning your name and keeping good eye contact with you
Q-Quickie:
its rare that he ever has a quickie, if he needs you he'll fuck you and he'll take his time with it. but on the occasion that you feel rambunctious and rebellious you two might fuck in an abandoned parking garage or building as he pounds into as hard as he can to get both of you to come before you two could get caught
R-Risk:
He likes to try new things, if it's not something you seem comfortable with even if you're the one asking he wont do it but if your in for it hes totally in for it too. Except for pegging. He made that pretty clear.
S-Stamina:
THIS MAN CAN FUCKKKK! He could co for 5-8 rounds if hes horny enough. Usually its around 2 rounds and it usually ends with you being overstimulated from how long he fucks you. Oh and it'd probably take him around 10-30 minutes to actually cum from how often he used to masturbate
T-Toys:
He owns a vibrator. That's it. He uses it whenever he gets jealous and wants to really overstimulate you so that you know exactly who you fuck and who makes you feel good.
U-Unfair:
He will tease you till your death. He loves to see as your face gets more red and more red as you try to look away from him just for him to grab your chin and make you face him
V-Volume:
I think that he would be pretty loud if he wants but if he wants to he can also be quiet and seductive. He usually only does that when he's jealous though.
W-Wild card:
This man loves it when you squirt. He loves it when you get messy with him and fall apart as he fucks you so deep that your squirting and babbling under him
X-X ray:
5 words. Abs. Hot. Skinny. Hip thing.
Y-Yearning:
When he gets turned on THIS MAN WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AT SOME POINT
Z-Zzz:
He stares at you sleep for a good amount of time, watching you breathe as he smiles and thinks about how lucky he is to have such an amazing girlfriend as you.
THANKS FOR READING
#spiderman atsv#atsv#hobie spiderverse#atsv hobie#hobie brown#hobie x reader#hobie x you#hobie x y/n#hobie brown fic#spider band#across the spiderverse#spiderpunk#hobart brown#hobie my beloved#hobie brown fanfiction#hobie brown fanart#hobie brown smut#hobie brown spider punk#hobie brown spiderverse#hobie brown spiderman
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"There’s a thin line, I think, now, between adding to the general intellectual milieu of a show or of an event and being what Stefano sometimes calls a ‘content provider,’ where you are literally being, in a sort of sense, a set of ideas are being extracted from you in order to provide a kind of intellectual content maybe that the show would not or the art would not nearly have. And that’s an uncomfortable feeling. I can’t say that I’ve felt it a lot, but sometimes I’ve felt it and I don’t like it and I think it’s really problematic.
There’s a thin line between the providing of intellectual content and the conferral of a certain kind of monetary value. Somehow, you’re being asked to legitimize the artwork on a marketplace, and that I have no interest in doing whatsoever. I don’t begrudge artists their right to sell their work, but that’s just not my job, you know?
When I write about art, what I like to believe is that I’m involved in a collaborative process with the artist, even if I don’t necessarily talk to the artist. I’d like to think that I’m trying to think along with the artist and make something with the artist."
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For the YJ (and adjacent) kids, there are four ways that you can acquire a codename:
Taking a predecessor's codename on by choice: Tim and Cassie both step up to take on a role that has previously existed but is currently unfilled. But it's not as simple as declaring oneself the new Robin/Wonder Girl. It requires the mentor's blessing as well as that of the predecessor to be official, along with a ceremonious conferral of a costume. This is always something to be proud of, and although taking on a previously used codename comes with its share of pressures and insecurities, Tim and Cassie consistently see their roles as a honor and privilege.
Having a predecessor's codename conferred on you: Kon, Cissie, and Ray all inherit their codenames from someone, usually a parental or authority figure, who has assigned them that role, and for all of them, these names are, at least initially unwelcome. Kon was created to be a new Superman but after Clark's return is given permission to call himself Superboy. He at first sees his codename as an insult but comes to accept it as something that he has earned and can make his own. Cissie has been raised to take up her mother's mantle and instructed to emphasize to the media that she is "the new Arrowette," but she ultimately rejects the name her mother has forced on her and never returns to it. Ray is expected to take on his father's codename; there's never any question of calling himself anything else. But he actively dislikes being called "the Ray" and prefers to drop the article so that the codename is identical to his given name.
Choosing your own codename: Bart, Greta, Slo-bo, and Grant either have no connection to a legacy or prefer to distance themselves from a predecessor and thus get to choose their own codenames. These chosen codenames are indicative of how they see themselves and often suggested by something that somebody said about them. Bart openly rejects the opportunity to be Kid Flash and names himself Impulse based on a disparging comment of Wally's (the name will later be attributed for Batman, for some reason). Greta calls herself Secret because that's what she is when Tim, Kon, and Bart fake her death to free her and tell no one. Slo-bo feels like an unworthy successor to Lobo and accepts a more humble version of the name after mishearing something Greta says. Grant decides to call himself Damage because "what I do is who I am"--a reflection of his poor self-esteem.
Using a preexisting name given by someone else as your codename: Anita goes by Empress because it was her childhood nickname, given by her late mother, and it's a way to honor her mother's memory while maintaining a unique identity.
By contrast, the kids created to be villains don't even get the option to name themselves. Match and Inertia seem to have been assigned their codenames: Match because he was made to match (and surpass) Kon, Inertia as an opposite to Impulse (resistance to change vs. a motivating force). Match doesn't even have a personal name, and Thad's personal name is identical to his creator's. Individuality is not an option.
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echoes of the saline womb: surelines hemmed by originknotting night
tidal shying, shining in, a disorienting conferral to the compulsions of the spheres, ennobling flashes of mercury out of gaussian moongauzed breaks, a teary sinelash that sends sparkles from under its flutter. it has been said that the sea bears the promise of your return, recapitulating the current, this heaviest embrace of a final assurance. meeting again forgotten latencies, letting pass the faded residua of first vibrations, movements in deep time, the cavern cantique, a basic settlement of the solid, reestablishing form, the unimagined balance that sparks transformational acids into cellular ecstasy, tireless chains of rehearsals for the biomagnification of sentience. littering the recess, the sentiment and braced elasticity of last calls, loner moans and brill built social rituals fabulated and thieved into a more refined reflective mode, presages for sublunar libations over hair twirling casio miasmas, an endless individualized feast of atomic bubblegum and bonbon bombshells at the fringes of your overmodern night. the ghostly stranded roundel made by a girl's idle finger traces the explosive dell unblanking our incipience, a mystery only known under shade of amniotic frequencies, left over now to reconstitutive wavegazing, waiting for the waters that renew.
猫田ゆと白倒会山 - ニセ オールディーズ カラオケ K. Yoshimatu - 気まぐれ ハニーキャット Keith Edwards - Telstar Shampoo - Tonight バイオリンの聞こえる街 - ふうりん Osiris - Life Beyond The Earth 松田敏宏 - あなたを夢みて Watercolor Sunset - Waterdrops Ken Saul - Mermaid Kimihide Kusafuka & Techno Menses - Lovers In The Sun モア - でも今 Keith Dear - Sleepy Shores Footprint - SHE IS MY LOVE Jason David - Wrecker's Moon ハイディナッシュ - Nach dem Shade (ダメージの末に II) Dennis Harte - Summer's Over You Band - Gentle Air 木彫り倶楽部 - 感慨内容
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folks, I'm here in Cambridge at the Harvard commencement and the grad students of multiple schools walked out of morning exercises of commencement during conferral of degrees to protest the administration's treatment of the pro-Palestinian student protestors, especially the thirteen undergrads who were suspended and not reinstated despite an agreement with the encampment ("let them walk"), after both the undergrad and grad speeches also condemned the administration
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Kakashi wakes up one day and lays in bed staring at the ceiling for an hour while Gai runs around the house doing chores
Which is quite unlike him. Usually he loves helping Gai with the house work
After an hour if waiting, Gai returns to the room with a heating padd, some comfort food, and a shiny new book he kept hidden just for this moment
Kakashi looks at him very confussed and Gai just beams ‘if my eternal rival is unable to get out of bed due to his pains, i will simply have to ensure bed is conferrable enough for him’
Kakashi does ultimately get out of bed, but only after reading three chapters, eating, falling asleep for an extra hour and finally feeling like he can move again when he wakes up,
#Kakagai#Gai’s the best#Kakashi’s sick of periods#they suck#espeshally when a b**** has PCOS#Trans Kakashi
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I know I've been away, but I have some news!
I finally graduated! I just need to wait for my summer conferral notification, but!! I finally did it.
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Sillys! guess who gave smiles a friends?
I'm feeling nice so I guess the horror has a twst friend now? there the yapper listener duo to a T!
I don't care that i made it cannon that Smiles cant smile! the silly skeleton man makes the horror smile and that's final. do I know anything about Skully j graves? No, do I know these two would get along? absolutely! I don't know if it's the fact I'd think he'd like that she's horrifying monster. he'd want her to feel conferrable.
then I don't care what I made impossible! these two are Friends! and i mean all parts for the Queen of smiles. yes all! more under the cut about that
quick notes about the Queen of smiles below:
(these are also kinda spoilers for possible future story but oh well!)
The Queen of smiles is really two abnormality and a clerk messily squished together in a mess of a being, hence the fact there an eldritch horror form my head.
the Queen if hatred being one of the two
and the mountain of smiling bodies being the other
with the correct conditions the Queen of smiles can become the mountain of smiling bodies or the Queen of hatred. and one last secret form.
the Queen of smiles cannot smile. she helps people not for the smile that it brings but because it makes the queen of smiles think she's full. the Queen is always hungry, needing to help people in order to fell full, mind you it dose not actually feed her. it's a just a placebo effect.
when not helping someone for too long the Queen of smiles will become her secret form. the mouton of angry bodies. this is a mountain of bodies of dead magical girls who had never had there heroism taken seriously. so after they were killed they took all there anger out on the world for there deaths. this abnormality will attack anyone who has an effected metal state or unstable mindset. since it hates all evils even unintended ones. if it eats a lot of people/dead bodies it becomes the mountain of smiling bodies.
at a vary low chance if the Queen of smiles doesn't help anyone instead of hunger consuming them. the Queen of smiles will have an extensional crisis about it's own purpose taking on the Queen of hatred's second form:
when the Queen of smiles hears two trumpets (trust me on this.) or if the queen of smiles is full by some miracle. the Queen of smiles will become the normal queen of hatred and help out how ever she can.
oh and the tired clerk who's keeping the whole mess together.
little PS:
the mountain of smiling bodies likes Skully. it would never eat him. I don't care it' "unrealistic" or "out of character" I'm giving this mess of a being a friend and that's final. Skully is the only person who will ever be safe form any abnormality.
#ask blog#ask me anything#character#twisted wonderland#twst#l corp#lobotomy corporation crossover#lobcorp#lobotomy corp spoilers#lobotomy corporation#lobotomy corp#queen of hatred#mountain of smiling bodies#project moon#queen of smiles
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My official conferral date for my bachelor’s degree is August 1! I’m basically a college graduate, y’all!
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