#cone-head chameleon

[photographe-a-roulettes]

Caméléon Casqué du Yémen - Sa langue, aussi longue que son corps, peut se déployer à une vitesse de 22km/h.

Lieu : Nausicaa - Centre National de la Mer

[true-blue-sonic]

When it comes to doctor appointments, does Silver react like how a feral cat would at a vet, specially with shots? (I'm giggling at the thought of Silver wearing one of those pet cone collars you see in a vet)

I think every single alarm bell his body contains goes off the moment someone around him mentions he should go to a doctor. Eggman Nega has led to that term being all but tainted for Silver! And no amount of sweet-talking and logical reasoning are going to make him change his mind. So getting him to the doctor is already quite a hassle, getting him inside the building even more, taking him into the room is all but impossible, and that doctor kind of needs to fear for their life once Silver sets his eyes on them. Espio, Vector, and Sonic are needed in the room to pin Silv down on the bed so the doctor can do some basic things like give him a full body check! But I think the fact that none of those three seem particularly worried does tip Silver off that he might not be in that much danger here, and the doctor could show some basic procedures like measuring blood pressure and listening with a stethoscope on Sonic. Considering Sonic doesn't immediately drop dead and comes out of it all entirely fine, Silver at least is convinced to not immediately bite the doctor for getting into his personal space. But he hates every second of it, especially when they get to more invasive things like cleaning out his ears and eyes or drawing some blood. And the absolute hell he raises at getting shots (he later admits that he's been through much worse pain but it is the principle of things and it caught him by surprise) is remembered in the clinic for quite some time to come! In the end, Silver leaves with every single word of warning in bright red plastered all over his healthcare record, he is crabby for hours afterwards, and Sonic, Espio, and Vector are entirely spent. Subsequent visits go somewhat better, if they do less invasive procedures on him. But overall, Silver would not be sad if he never has to go to the doctor again!

[rainylana]

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“oh, dear, god.” his head is tilted back, leaning against the hot, scorching metal of the rusty ferris wheel. “shit, baby, ah, yeah, just like that, honey.” his face was painted purple and red, changing from blue to green in an instant, the glowing flare of fireworks making his skin change color like a chameleon.

your lips are cool against his cock, the coldness of your ice cream cone creating a new sensation against his length, thrusting in and out of your throat. your knees ache, hot to the touch as you kneel in front of him, the metal wheel rocking slightly. you’re at the very top, nerves of anticipation, the idea of getting caught, sparking in your veins.

“oh, baby,” he bucks into your mouth, hands gripping at the seat underneath him. he squeezes his eyes shut, trying his hardest to last, but his seed shoots in your mouth and slides down your throat. “fuck, oh, ah, fuck-”

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+800 Nicknames for Penis: A Comprehensive List for Different Ways to Call a Penis

+800 Nicknames for Penis: A Comprehensive List for Different Ways to Call a Penis

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Dicks can be referred to in a variety of ways. A collection of more than 800 additional words for the penis in alphabetical order is provided in this article. This list includes both common slang terminology and more uncommon and obscure words that are all related to the penis.

+800 Different Words for Penis: A Comprehensive List

Anaconda

Antenna

Appendage

Armadillo

Arrow

Baby maker

Baguette

Bald Avenger

Bald-headed giggle stick

Bally Wacker

Banana

Banger

Baseball bat

Baton

Bayonet

Beast

Beef bayonet

Beef whistle

Bellend

Big boy

Big guy

Biscuit

Bishop

Black mamba

Blastocyst

Blood sausage

Blue-veined custard chucker

Blue-veined junket pumper

Boaby

Bobbin

Bollocks

Bologna pony

Bolt

Bone

Boner

Booboo

Boom stick

Boot

Bopper

Botswana beef bayonet

Bouncer

Bouncing Betty

Braciole

Brain

Branch

Bratwurst

Broccoli

Broccoli spear

Brown trout

Brownie

Brutus and the Twins

Bubble

Bubble gum machine

Buckaroo

Buckwheat

Buddah's belly button

Buffalo soldier

Bulge

Bull

Bull's-eye

Bully beef

Bully stick

Bum tickler

Bumper

Burrito

Buster

Butt dart

Butterbean

Button

Caber

Cabeza

Cactus

Cadbury's c

Cajones

Camel toe

Cane

Cannoli

Captain winky

Capuchin

Carrot

Cervix sentinel

Chameleon

Champignon

Cheese log

Cheesestick

Chef's special

Cherub

Chicken

Chico stick

Choad

Chode

Chopper

Chowder

Christmas goose

Chub

Chubby

Chuck Dickens

Cigar

Cinnamon roll

Clam

Classic

Clit stick

Cloak

Clock

Club

Cobra

Cock

Cod

Colossus

Commander

Cone

Conga

Conquistador

Consolation prize

Cookie

Corkscrew

Corn dog

Cornholio

Cornish game hen

Corporal

Cossack

Cougar bait

Coxcomb

Crank

Crankshaft

Creamer

Crimper

Crimson mushroom

Crinkle-cut

Crown jewels

Crunchwrap

Crème de la crème

Cucumber

Cummerbund

Custard launcher

Cylinder

D's

Dagger

Dallas Dangler

Danger noodle

Darth Vader

Deep sea diver

Dick

Dickas Hilton

Ding dong

Ding-dong

Dingaling

Dipstick

Disco stick

Dismount

Divining rod

DJ

Dog

Doggy

Dolly

Dong

Donkey

Doorknob

Dope stick

Dork

Dormouse

Double barrel

Double dragon

Downstairs department

Drainpipe

Driller

Drumstick

Dude piston

Dumb stick

Dutch courage

Dutch rudder

Excalibur

Firehose

Franks and beans

Gerald

Gherkin

Giggeli

Goldfinger

Groin

Hammer

hammer of love

Hammer of Thor

handle

hard drive

Hard-on

hardware

hatchet wound

he-man

heat-seeking missile

heat-seeking moisture missile

helmet

herbie

Hercules

high hard one

hoo-ha

hoo-hoo

hook

horn

Hose

hose

hot dog

hot rod

hot sausage

Humphrey

hymie

iceberg

Indiana Bones

Jack in the box

Jack's magic beanstalk

Jackhammer

jammy

janitor in the hallway

java

javelin

jawbreaker

Jedi

Jefferson

jelly doughnut

Jenny Craig

Jerry

jiffy stick

Jimmy

Jizz Launcher

John Henry

John Johnson

Johnson

Jorma

Joy-stick

Joystick

joystick

Judge

Juicy fruit

jumbo

Jumper

Junior

Junk

junk

justin

Justus

Kaiser

kebab

Keck

Kennedy

kielbasa

King Ding Dong

King Kong

King Richard

King size

King snake

King's scepter

King's sword

Kipper

Kitty

Knob

Knobgoblin

Knobhead

Knobkerrie

Knobstick

Kraken

Krull the Warrior King

Kulli

Kyrpä

L'Engin

L'Outil

L'Unita

Lady-pleaser

Laidy's lollypop

Lance

Lancer

Lava flow

Leader

Leaky faucet

Leatherman

Lechon

Leek

Leg

Leg of lamb

Leg of mutton

Leggy

Lemon

Lemondrop

Length

Lengthy

Leo

Leosaurus

Leper

Leroy

Leviathan

Libido

Lick

Lickety-split

Lighthouse

Lightning rod

Lil' bro

Lil' willy

Lily

Lima

Limber dick

Limber jimmy

Limbo

Limousine

Limp biscuit

Limp noodle

Limp penis

Limp-dick

Limp-jim

Limpkin

Lincoln

Lindy

Lingam

Link

Linty

Lion

Lipstick

Liquidator

Liquor stick

Lissome

Little birdie

Little bro

Little chap

Little guy

Little head

Little john

Little man

Little peter

Little soldier

Little willy

Lizard

Lizard tongue

Locomotive

Log

Lollipop

Long Dong Silver

Long dong silver

Long fellow

Long john

Long johnson

Long one

Long stick

Longfellow

Longfellow diller

Longhorn

Longie

Longjohn

Longshanks

Longstaff

Magic Mike

Magic stick

Magic Wand

Magic wand

Manhood

Meat Scepter

Meat stick

Member

Micropenis

Mini-me

Missile

Moby Dick

Mojo

Monster

Mount Vesuvius

Mr. Happy

Mr. Winky

Mule

Mushroom

Mushroom Head

Mutton

Myrtle

Nard

Nether rod

One-eye Pete

One-Eyed Monster

One-eyed monster

One-Eyed Snake

One-eyed trouser snake

One-eyed wonder weasel

Organ

Package

Packer

Packing heat

Pecker

Pee-Pee

Pee-pee

Peen

Pencil

Pencil dick

Penile appendage

Penile shaft

Penile tissue

Penile unit

Penile weapon

Penis

Pepperoncini

Peter

Phallos

Phallus

Piece

Pink Oboe

Pintle

Pipe

Pistol

Piston

Pleasure Stick

Plonker

Pocket Rocket

Pogo stick

Poker

Pole

Popcorn

Pork Sword

Prick

Private

Private part

Purple-headed yogurt slinger

Purple-helmeted trouser snake

Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love

Purple-helmeted warrior of love

Purple-helmeted yogurt thrower

Python

Quiver bone

Ramrod

Ranger

Rascal

Red-capped mushroom

Rod

Root of Jesse

Rude boy

Sausage

Scepter

Schlong

Schwanz

Schwanzstucker

Schwetty balls

Scooby Snack

Screwdriver

Scrod

Scrotum

Sea monster

Secret weapon

Shaft

Shillelagh

Shiv

Shlong

Skin Flute

Skin flute

Skinner

Slingblade

Slug

Slugger

Smacker

Snake

Snapper

Soldier

Spam javelin

Spear

Speed Bump

Speedboat

Spigot

Spigot of love

Spitstick

Spitter

Sponge

Spongebob

Sprout

Spunk gun

Spurt gun

Squirt gun

Staff

Stallion

Stand

Stand up

Starfruit

Stick

Stiffie

Stiffy

Stinger

Stock

Stone

Stone of David

Stonehenge

Stonker

Stopper

Striker

Stud

Stump

Submarine

Sugar stick

Super soaker

Supercock

Surfboard

Swamp lizard

Swansong

Sweetmeat

Swiss Army Penis

Swizzle stick

Sword

Tabasco

Tadger

Tail

Tall tommy

tally

Tallywacker

tallywhacker

Tang

Tank

tapa

Tassle

Tasty pastry

tater

Tazmanian devil

Tea and crumpets

Tea stick

Telescoping tower

Tent peg

Testicle

Testicles

testicular tissue

testiculi

testies

testons

testosterbone

The anaconda

The baton

The big guy

the big vein

the bishop

The blue-veined custard chucker

The chopper

The cone

the conga

The cyclops

The ding dong

The Dipstick

The dong

The driver

The dude piston

the eye of the needle

the family jewels

the flagpole

The flesh flute

The flesh rocket

the fleshy tripod

the fuck stick

the fun rod

The grower

the head

The heat-seeking moisture missile

the hose

The joystick

the King

The knob

the little man in the boat

The love muscle

the magic wand

the main vein

The male member

the man in the boat

The meat whistle

the member

The middle leg

The mighty mite

the old boy

The old man

The one-eyed captain

The one-eyed monster

the one-eyed snake

The one-eyed wonder worm

The package

The peen

The peeper

the pendulum

the peter

The pink cigar

the pink oboe

The pipe

the piston

the pleasure pole

The poker

The pole

the pork sword

the prick

The purple-helmeted warrior

the purple-helmeted warrior of love

The python

The rocket

The rod

The salami

The sausage

The schlong

the scoop

The shaft

The shotgun

The skin flute

The snake

the spitter

the staff of life

the stick

The stiff one

The stinger

the stonker

the sword

The third leg

The tool

The trouser snake

The tube steak

the unit

The wang

the weasel

The wedge

the wee-wee

The weenie

The whopper

The wiener

The wiggle stick

the willy

the wingwang

The womb raider

The wonder worm

The woody

the worm

thingy

Third Leg

Third leg

Thorn

Thrill drill

Throb knob

throbber

Throbbing gristle

Thumper

Thunderbird

Thunderbolt

Thunderstick

Tic Tac

Tickle pickle

Tickler

Tiger

Tiki

Timber

Time machine

Tingler

Tinker

Tinkerbell

tip

Tip drill

Tip of the iceberg

Tipper

Tissue

Titan

Toad

toadstool

todger

Toe

Tool

tooly

tooter

Toothpick

Tootsie roll

Top gun

Torch

Tower

Tower of power

tractor beam

Trafalgar

Treasure

Tree trunk

Tri-pod

Trinket

Trombone

Trouser Snake

Trousersnake

Trumpet

Truncheon

Trunk

Tuba

tube

Tummy banana

Tuna Can

Tuna can

Tuna torpedo

Turgid Trouser Snake

Turgid turtle

turkey

Turkey baster

Turkey neck

Turnip

turtle

Turtleneck

Tusk

twanger

Twig

Twig and Berries

Twig and berries

Twinkie

twinky

Twister

Two ball cane

Two veg and meat

Two-legged Boa

Two-legged tripod

twonker

Umbrella handle

Uncircumcised wonder

Uncle

Uncle Dick

Uncle John

Unit

unmentionables

Uzi

Vainilla

Vainilla Stick

Valiant vein

Veggie

vein

Vein train

Vein train.

Vein-cutter

Vein-erect

Veined custard launcher

VeinMaster 3000

Veiny Victor

Veinzilla

Velvet sword

Vessel

Vienna Sausage

Viking horn

Viking Staff

Vindicator

Vinegar

Violin

Virility

Vixen

Vodka

Volcano

Wally

Wand

wand of light

Wang

wang dang doodle

Wanger

wangle

Wangsta

Wanker

wankie

War club

Warrior

Weapon

Weapon of ass destruction

Weapon of mass destruction

Weapon of Mass Seduction

Wedge

Wee-wee

weenie

weewee

Weiner

wenis

wet noodle

Whacker

Whammer

Whang

Whangdoodle

wheenie

Whip

Whistle

White gold

White Mamba

Whoopie Stick

whopper jr.

widget

Wiener

Wiener Schnitzel

Wiggle stick

wiggle worm

Wiggler

Wiggly

William

Willow

Willpower

Willy

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm

willy wonka

Wing wong

wing-wang

Wingman

Winkie

Winky

Winnebago

Winner

Winston

Winston Churchill

Wintermelon

Wisdom Wand

Wise man

Wishbone

wizard sleeve

Wonder Worm

Wood

Woodpecker

Woody

Worm

Wormhole

wormy

Wrecking ball

Wriggler

Wriggly

Wrinkle

wrinklepump

Wrist Rocket

Wyvern

X-factor

Xylophone

Yad

Yak

Yam

yam

Yam bag

Yams

Yang

Yankee doodle

Yard

Yardstick

Yawing Yowie

Yearling

Yellow

Yellow Belly

Yellow Dart

Yellow dragon

Yellow Peril

Yellow Sausage

Yellow submarine

Yen

Yew

Ygdrasil's staff

Yin-yang serpent

yingyang

Yippie

Yipsicle

Yo-yo

Yob

yobbo

Yoda

Yoga stick

Yoghurt Cannon

Yoghurt gun

Yoghurt pistol

Yogurt

Yogurt hose

Yogurt Slinger

Yogurt slinger

Yogurt thrower

Yolk

Yolkstick

Yolky poke

Yoni

yoni stick

Youth

Yoyo

Yuca

Yule log

Yum yum

Yum-yum

Yummy

Zapper

Zealot

Zebedee

Zebracorn horn

zebu

Zen

Zephyr

Zeppelin

Zesty Italian

Zeus

ziggurat

Zigzag

Zilla

Zinger

Zipper

Zipper Ripper

Zipper snake

Zippy

ziz

Zog

zombie

Zombie maker

Zombie stick

Zonker

Zoom Stick

Zoombini

Zoomer

Zoot stick

Zorro

Zucchini

Zygmunt Freud

Zygote poker

Zygotene

dude?

[1dlthslvr]

Harry: I'm like a chameleon, I can blend in anywhere.

Niall: Except when you wore that orange suit to the TCA's, then you looked like a traffic cone.

Harry: Hey, I was just trying to stand out like Niall's neon golf pants!

Louis: Yeah, and we all remember how that turned heads...literally.

Liam:

[northliights]

 𝙾𝙻𝙳  𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙻𝚈𝚆𝙾𝙾𝙳  𝙰𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚃𝙸𝙲𝚂

engraved   cigarette   case:   romantic   evenings,   golden   hour,   vintage   furniture,  darks   and   neutrals,   beautiful   perfumes,   candle   light,   charcuterie   boards   and   expensive   wine,   capsule   closets,   minimal   makeup,   throws   the   best   cocktail   parties,   a   city   dweller

convertible:   makes   each   day   fun   and   exciting,   always   planning   a   trip,   not   afraid   of   getting   lost,      uses   a   tote   bag   or   backpack   everyday,   takes   the   best   photos,   plane   tickets   as   bookmarks,   picture   frames   all   around   their   home,   many   stories   to   tell

datebook:    clean   and   organized,   chic   yet   sensible,   usually   takes   leadership,   never   falls   behind,   good   at   public   speaking,   strong   and   well-developed   opinions,   gives   the   best   advice,   fountain   pens,   tweed   coats,   hardcover   books,   hangs   out   in   the   library

vanity:   puts   on   makeup   just   for   fun,   names   their   pets   after   flowers,   photo   shoots   around   the   house,   collects   vintage   trinkets,   casually   researches   skin   and   hair   care,   buys   books   for   the   pretty   cover,   drinks   fruity   and   floral   teas,   a   weekly   bath   night

sunglasses:  quiet   and   private,   has   a   secret   spot,   always   a   little   distracted,   daily   yoga,   infused   water,   a   collection   of   healthy   recipes,   looks   for   shapes   in   the   clouds,   collects   seashells   or   minerals,   prefers   sunrises,  makes   comfy   clothes   look   fashionable

(faux)   fur   coat:    goes   shopping   everyday,   ice   cold   exterior,   would   never   talk   about   their   problems,   lives   alone   and   loves   it,   thinks   romance   is   fun   but   not   essential,  luxury   vacations,   black   coffee,   stays   up   late,   quietly   loves   gossip,   exclusively   wears   heels

martini   glass:   goes   to   parties,   acrylic   nails,   loves   to   flirt,  friendly   and   social,   aesthetic   chameleon,   a   playlist   for   every   mood,   wants   to   try   everything,   far   too   many   clothes,   always   the   center   of   attention,   seen   as   intimidating   but   actually   really   nice

a   little   pet:    gets   excited   on   sunny   days,   gives   the   best   hugs,   fiercely   loyal,   falls   a   lot,   not   easily   embarrassed,   makes   everybody   laugh   and   feel   loved,   ice   cream   cones,   picnics   in   the   park,   blowing   bubbles,   pro-stickers,   a   complicated   coffee   order

hair   bow:  playing   footsie   under   the   table,   looking   for   shapes   in   clouds,   likes   fireworks,   hums   romantic   songs,   dances   alone   in   their   room,   constantly   makes   up   stories   in   their   head,   loves   to   eat   sweets,   uses   many   colored   pens   and   highlighters,   always   cheerful

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[vullcanica]

OLD HOLLYWOOD AESTHETICS.

ENGRAVED CIGARETTE CASE

romantic evenings, golden hour, vintage furniture, darks and neutrals, beautiful perfumes (hides the stench of death), candle light, charcuterie boards and expensive "wine", capsule closets, minimal makeup, throws the best cocktail parties, a city dweller.

CONVERTIBLE

makes each day "fun and exciting", always planning a trip, not afraid of getting lost, uses a tote bag or backpack everyday, takes the best photos, plane tickets as bookmarks, fake picture frames all around their home, many stories to tell.

DATEBOOK

clean and organized, chic yet sensible, takes leadership, never falls behind, good at public speaking, strong and well-developed opinions, gives the best(?) advice, fountain pens, tweed coats, hardcover books, hangs out in the library.

VANITY

puts on makeup just for fun, names their pets after flowers gods of death, photo shoots around the house, collects vintage trinkets, casually researches skin and hair care, buys books for the pretty cover, drinks fruity and floral teas, a weekly bath night.

SUNGLASSES

quiet and private, has a secret spot, always a little distracted, daily yoga, infused water, a collection of healthy recipes, looks for shapes in the clouds, collects seashells or minerals, prefers sunrises / sunsets, makes comfy clothes look fashionable.

FUR COAT

goes shopping everyday, ice cold exterior, would never talk about their problems, lives alone and loves it, thinks romance is fun but not essential (!!!), luxury vacations, black coffee, stays up late, quietly loves gossip, exclusively wears heels.

MARTINI GLASS

goes to parties, acrylic nails, loves to flirt, friendly and social, aesthetic chameleon, a playlist for every mood, wants to try everything, far too many clothes, always the center of attention, seen as intimidating but actually really nice.

A LITTLE PET

gets excited on sunny days, gives the best hugs, fiercely loyal, falls a lot, not easily embarrassed, makes everybody laugh and feel loved, ice cream cones, picnics in the park, blowing bubbles, stickers, a complicated coffee order.

HAIR BOW

playing footsie under the table, looking for shapes in clouds, likes fireworks, hums romantic songs, dances alone in their room, constantly makes up stories in their head, loves to eat sweets, uses many colored pens and highlighters, always cheerful.

Tagging: Whoever wants to! hmu for the original because this one is heavily annotated to fit Vanya lmao

[consumare]

old hollywood aesthetic.

engraved cigarette case. romantic evenings, golden hour, vintage furniture, darks & neutrals, beautiful perfumes, candle light, charcuterie boards & expensive wine, capsule closets, minimal makeup, throws the best cocktail parties, a city dweller.

convertible. makes each day fun & exciting, always planning a trip, not afraid of getting lost, uses a tote bag or backpack everyday, takes the best photos, plane tickets as bookmarks, picture frames all around their home, many stories to tell.

datebook. clean & organized, chic yet sensible, usually takes leadership, never falls behind, good at public speaking, strong & well-developed opinions, gives the best advice, fountain pens, tweed coats, hardcover books, hangs out in the library.

vanity. puts on makeup just for fun, names their pets after flowers, photo shoots around the house, collects vintage trinkets, casually researches skin & hair care, buys books for the pretty cover, drinks fruity & floral teas, a weekly bath night.

sunglasses. quiet & private, has a secret spot, always a little distracted, daily yoga, infused water, a collection of healthy recipes, looks for shapes in the clouds, collects seashells or minerals, prefers sunrises, makes comfy clothes look fashionable.

(faux) fur coat. goes shopping everyday, ice cold exterior, would never talk about their problems, lives alone & loves it, thinks romance is fun but not essential, luxury vacations, black coffee, stays up late, quietly loves gossip, exclusively wears heels.

martini glass. goes to parties, acrylic nails, loves to flirt, friendly & social, aesthetic chameleon, playlist for every mood, wants to try everything, far too many clothes, always the center of attention, seen as intimidating but actually really nice.

a little pet. gets excited on sunny days, gives the best hugs, fiercely loyal, falls a lot, not easily embarrassed, makes everybody laugh & feel loved, ice cream cones, picnics in the park, blowing bubbles, pro-stickers, a complicated coffee order.

hair bow. playing footsie under the table, looking for shapes in clouds, likes fireworks, hums romantic songs, dances alone in their room, constantly makes up stories in their head, loves to eat sweets, uses many colored pens & highlighters, always cheerful.

[edithmaslow]

STUDY,       OLD    HOLLYWOOD    AESTHETICS.

engraved   cigarette   case.        romantic evenings, golden hour, vintage furniture, darks & neutrals, beautiful perfumes, candle light, charcuterie boards & expensive wine, capsule closets, minimal makeup, throws the best cocktail parties, a city dweller.

convertible.      makes each day fun & exciting, always planning a trip, not afraid of getting lost, uses a tote bag or backpack everyday, takes the best photos, plane tickets as bookmarks, picture frames all around their home, many stories to tell.

datebook.       clean & organized, chic yet sensible, usually takes leadership, never falls behind, good at public speaking, strong & well-developed opinions, gives the best advice, fountain pens, tweed coats, hardcover books, hangs out in the library.

vanity.       puts on makeup just for fun, names their pets after flowers, photo shoots around the house, collects vintage trinkets, casually researches skin & hair care, buys books for the pretty cover, drinks fruity & floral teas, a weekly bath night.

sunglasses.       quiet & private, has a secret spot, always a little distracted, daily yoga, infused water, a collection of healthy recipes, looks for shapes in the clouds, collects seashells or minerals, prefers sunrises, makes comfy clothes look fashionable.

(faux)   fur   coat.        goes shopping everyday, ice cold exterior, would never talk about their problems, lives alone & loves it, thinks romance is fun but not essential, luxury vacations, black coffee, stays up late, quietly loves gossip, exclusively wears heels.

martini   glass.         goes to parties, acrylic nails, loves to flirt, friendly & social, aesthetic chameleon, playlist for every mood, wants to try everything, far too many clothes, always the center of attention, seen as intimidating but actually really nice.

a   little   pet.         gets excited on sunny days, gives the best hugs, fiercely loyal, falls a lot, not easily embarrassed, makes everybody laugh & feel loved, ice cream cones, picnics in the park, blowing bubbles, pro-stickers, a complicated coffee order.

hair   bow.       playing footsie under the table, looking for shapes in clouds, likes fireworks, hums romantic songs, dances alone in their room, constantly makes up stories in their head, loves to eat sweets, uses many colored pens & highlighters, always cheerful.

[spczom]

                          𝙾𝙻𝙳  𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙻𝚈𝚆𝙾𝙾𝙳  𝙰𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚃𝙸𝙲𝚂

engraved   cigarette   case:   romantic   evenings,   golden   hour,   vintage   furniture,  darks   and   neutrals,   beautiful   perfumes,   candle   light,   charcuterie   boards   and   expensive   wine,   capsule   closets,   minimal   makeup,   throws   the   best   cocktail   parties,   a   city   dweller

convertible:   makes   each   day   fun   and   exciting,   always   planning   a   trip,   not   afraid   of   getting   lost,      uses   a   tote   bag   or   backpack   everyday,   takes   the   best   photos,   plane   tickets   as   bookmarks,   picture   frames   all   around   their   home,   many   stories   to   tell

datebook:   clean   and   organized,   chic   yet   sensible,   usually   takes   leadership,   never   falls   behind,   good   at   public   speaking,   strong   and   well-developed   opinions,   gives   the   best   advice,   fountain   pens,   tweed   coats,   hardcover   books,   hangs   out   in   the   library

vanity:   puts   on   makeup   just   for   fun,   names   their   pets   after   flowers,   photo   shoots   around   the   house,   collects   vintage   trinkets,   casually   researches   skin   and   hair   care,   buys   books   for   the   pretty   cover,   drinks   fruity   and   floral   teas,   a   weekly   bath   night

sunglasses:   quiet   and   private,   has   a   secret   spot,   always   a   little   distracted,   daily   yoga,   infused   water,   a   collection   of   healthy   recipes,   looks   for   shapes   in   the   clouds,   collects   seashells   or   minerals,   prefers   sunrises,  makes   comfy   clothes   look   fashionable

(faux)   fur   coat:   goes   shopping   everyday,   ice   cold   exterior,   would   never   talk   about   their   problems,   lives   alone   and   loves   it,   thinks   romance   is   fun   but   not   essential,  luxury   vacations,   black   coffee,   stays   up   late,   quietly   loves   gossip,   exclusively   wears   heels

martini   glass:    goes   to   parties,   acrylic   nails,   loves   to   flirt,  friendly   and   social,   aesthetic   chameleon,   a   playlist   for   every   mood,   wants   to   try   everything,   far   too   many   clothes,   always   the   center   of   attention,   seen   as   intimidating   but   actually   really   nice

a   little   pet:  gets   excited   on   sunny   days,   gives   the   best   hugs,   fiercely   loyal,   falls   a   lot,   not   easily   embarrassed,   makes   everybody   laugh   and   feel   loved,   ice   cream   cones,   picnics   in   the   park,   blowing   bubbles,   pro-stickers,   a   complicated   coffee   order

hair   bow:  playing   footsie   under   the   table,   looking   for   shapes   in   clouds,   likes   fireworks,   hums   romantic   songs,   dances   alone   in   their   room,   constantly   makes   up   stories   in   their   head,   loves   to   eat   sweets,   uses   many   colored   pens   and   highlighters,   always   cheerful

tagged by @cs-rooster ; tagging : @headstrongblake @executiioner @mkoshi @infectd @ownmidnight @deadsighted

[rosewendybros]

I'll Be Gone With The Speed Of Light

When: June 22, 2023 Where: Dierenpark de Oliemeulen Tilburg, the Netherlands

One of the little ones...

Species: Veiled Chameleon (Jemenkameleon) Latin name: Chamaeleo Calyptratus Originates from the Arabian Peninsula in Jemen and Saudi Arabia. Current status: Least Concern

Did you know: …The Veiled Chameleon is also known as the Yemen Chameleon and the Cone-head Chameleon. …Veiled Chameleons are sexually dimorphic; males can be 43-61 cm (17-24 in) from snout to the tip of their tail, while females are a lot shorter at no more than 35 cm (14 in) but have a thicker body. They both have a casque – the cone-head – on their head, which grows as they mature and reaching about 5 cm (2.0 in) in the largest adults. Adult females are green with white, orange, yellor or tan mottling; adult males are a lot brighter with defined bands of yellow or blue and some mottling. …Chameleons are most known for changing color; the Veiled Chameleon’s coloration can affected by several factors, including social status. Chameleons who are isolated from others are darker and duller than those raised with other individuals, though the dark color can also be a sign of stress. Females change colors across their reproductive cycle. …They are the most common Chameleon in the pet trade as they’re easy to breed and prolific in egg production, but also because they tolerate a range of conditions and survive well in captivity.

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[marblecarved]

your muse's aesthetics as old hollywood things.

bold what applies to your muse, italicize what sometimes applies to them. please repost, don't reblog ! credit.

engraved cigarette case: romantic evenings, golden hour, vintage furniture, darks and neutrals, beautiful perfumes, candle light, charcuterie boards and expensive wine, capsule closets, minimal makeup, throws the best cocktail parties, a city dweller.

convertible: makes each day fun and exciting, always planning a trip, not afraid of getting lost, uses a tote bag or backpack everyday, takes the best photos, plane tickets as bookmarks, picture frames all around their home, many stories to tell.

datebook: clean and organized, chic yet sensible, usually takes leadership, never falls behind, good at public speaking, strong and well-developed opinions, gives the best advice, fountain pens, tweed coats, hardcover books, hangs out in the library.

vanity: puts on makeup just for fun, names their pets after flowers, photo shoots around the house, collects vintage trinkets, casually researches skin and hair care, buys books for the pretty cover, drinks fruity and floral teas, a weekly bath night.

sunglasses: quiet and private, has a secret spot, always a little distracted, daily yoga, infused water, a collection of healthy recipes, looks for shapes in the clouds, collects seashells or minerals, prefers sunrises, makes comfy clothes look fashionable.

(faux) fur coat: goes shopping everyday, ice cold exterior, would never talk about their problems, lives alone and loves it, thinks romance is fun but not essential, luxury vacations, black coffee, stays up late, quietly loves gossip, exclusively wears heels.

martini glass: goes to parties, acrylic nails, loves to flirt, friendly and social, aesthetic chameleon, a playlist for every mood, wants to try everything, far too many clothes, always the center of attention, seen as intimidating but actually really nice.

a little pet: gets excited on sunny days, gives the best hugs, fiercely loyal, falls a lot, not easily embarrassed, makes everybody laugh and feel loved, ice cream cones, picnics in the park, blowing bubbles, pro-stickers, a complicated coffee order.

hair bow: playing footsie under the table, looking for shapes in clouds, likes fireworks, hums romantic songs, dances alone in their room, constantly makes up stories in their head, loves to eat sweets, uses many colored pens and highlighters, always cheerful.

tagging: you ! if you see this on your dash and you would like to do it for your muse, feel free to steal this from me !

[serabellyms]

Old Hollywood Aesthetics

engraved cigarette case: romantic evenings, golden hour, vintage furniture, darks and neutrals, beautiful perfumes, candle light, charcuterie boards and expensive wine, capsule closets, minimal makeup, throws the best cocktail parties, a city dweller

convertible: makes each day fun and exciting, always planning a trip, not afraid of getting lost, uses a tote bag or backpack everyday, takes the best photos, plane tickets as bookmarks, picture frames all around their home, many stories to tell

datebook: clean and organized, chic yet sensible, usually takes leadership, never falls behind, good at public speaking, strong and well-developed opinions, gives the best advice, fountain pens, tweed coats, hardcover books, hangs out in the library

vanity: puts on makeup just for fun, names their pets after flowers, photo shoots around the house, collects vintage trinkets, casually researches skin and hair care, buys books for the pretty cover, drinks fruity and floral teas, a weekly bath night

sunglasses: quiet and private, has a secret spot, always a little distracted, daily yoga, infused water, a collection of healthy recipes, looks for shapes in the clouds, collects seashells or minerals, prefers sunrises, makes comfy clothes look fashionable

(faux) fur coat: goes shopping everyday, ice cold exterior, would never talk about their problems, lives alone and loves it, thinks romance is fun but not essential, luxury vacations, black coffee, stays up late, quietly loves gossip, exclusively wears heels

martini glass:  goes to parties, acrylic nails, loves to flirt, friendly and social, aesthetic chameleon, a playlist for every mood, wants to try everything, far too many clothes, always the center of attention, seen as intimidating but actually really nice

a little pet: gets excited on sunny days, gives the best hugs, fiercely loyal, falls a lot, not easily embarrassed, makes everybody laugh and feel loved, ice cream cones, picnics in the park, blowing bubbles, pro-stickers, a complicated coffee order

hair bow: playing footsie under the table, looking for shapes in clouds, likes fireworks, hums romantic songs, dances alone in their room, constantly makes up stories in their head, loves to eat sweets, uses many colored pens and highlighters, always cheerful

[grey-sides]

It's the way Steve can look like he belongs anywhere. In the snow in Hawkins, windblown and red cheeked in Chicago, sunburnt and sweaty on the boardwalk in California. The last stop on their road trip, back to Billy's home.

Billy had expected Steve to dress like a dork for the beach. Maybe socks with saddles, or truly awful cargo shorts that don't fit him well. But Steve's like a chameleon, able to fit in anywhere.

Or Billy's totally gone on him. Both things can be true.

Billy has on his cropped Everlast top, the one he keeps taking higher and higher, showing more and more skin so Steve will trail his fingers along his muscles and grin. His shorts that hit him mid-thigh so Steve will touch his thighs and whisper about their strength.

But he doesn't care about what he's wearing because Steve…it's like he doesn't even think about showing off the goods.

Shorts that leave nothing to the imagination, not firm material to hide anything and a shirt that is…technically tucked in. But in the way Billy tucks his shirts in. Like Steve's been watching him.

Billy can hardly focus as they step out of their hotel into the warm, salty air of the sea. They had arrived late the night before and now they can actually appreciate the weather and all California has to offer.

It's a little later than Billy strictly planned to start the day because Steve had wanted to shower. Even though Billy had told him he was going to need another one later. Which turned into a double shower. Which turned into a blow job and very little showering.

But it's fine. Because they're still on vacation until they really start hunting for jobs. And Steve looks like he set out to distract Billy personally and they're back in California.

It's a sweet enough day that Billy can't even bring himself to argue when Steve suggests ice cream for a late breakfast.

He doesn't even have to give Billy puppy dog eyes, which is a good thing because his glasses are too dark for Billy to see them anyway. He's just that gone on this guy who turns his whole world upside down.

Steve grabs his hand and leads the way, fingers linked despite the heat. Summer and an ocean with a hundred million possibilities. Billy is impossibly, microscopically focused on Steve and the way his shorts cling to his ass.

Billy floats back to Earth to hear Steve requesting a cone and a cherry on top. Billy waves off the cashier and digs out his wallet to pay for Steve.

He grins when Steve slides a hand into the back pocket of his shorts. And scans around for a bench for them to sit at.

Billy wants to be able to admire Steve when he inevitably licks down his cone to catch the falling ice cream. He wants to look at the way his throat bobs and elongated when he throws his head back.

Steve smiles at the cashier and thanks her for his ice cream. He licks the strawberry scoop almost immediately and grins at Billy.

"Let's go sit down there," Billy suggests, nodding towards an unoccupied bench.

Steve holds the cone in his left hand and takes Billy's hand while they walk, licking up drips before they can spill onto the hot boardwalk. Or better- into his chest hair so Billy has to clean it up later.

Billy sits down on the sun warmed bench first, relaxes back into it and splays his legs out in front of himself. Steve waffles for a moment, still licking at his ice cream and watching Billy through his sunglasses.

Billy raises his brows and pats the bench beside him. "Princess?"

Steve ignores the empty space beside, choosing instead to clamber into Billy's lap. He's too warm, they're both too warm. But they're far from small town Hawkins and Billy gets it.

He settles one hand on the small of Steve's back and opens his mouth.

"Can I have some?" he requests, looking at Steve with a grin. His hand slowly slides around to rest on Steve's upper high.

Steve laughs a little, sticks his tongue out at Billy but thrusts the ice cream cone in his face anyway.

Billy eyes him for a moment longer and slides his tongue out to catch a drip. He traces it up the cone, eyes fluttering shut while he groans quietly.

Steve's squirming in his lap and he pulls the ice cream back to lick it again. Billy's pretty sure his eyes are trained on him, but through the tint he can't quite tell.

"S'good," Billy hums. His hand creeps a little closer to Steve's groin. Right along the seam of his thigh and crotch. Billy knows it well, along with the curls that grow thick there.

"Mmhmm," Steve hums. He's taken a bit of the ice cream now and more is leaking over his hand. His tongue darts out to lick his lips.

Billy shifts, leaning up to catch another drip. He watches Steve as he cleans up his fingers, tongue delving between them, right down to the joins.

Steve's gaze is caught somewhere on his face, his tongue caught on his lower lip. He squirms again and Billy's hand moves.

They should have never left the hotel. They should have taken advantage of the hot weather and opened all the windows to fuck in the mid morning air.

Steve's hard and it's plain for anyone to see. Because the stupid shorts don't hide anything.

"Princess…" Billy says, voice dropped low. He tilts his head back to look up at Steve.

"What?" Steve breathes. He licks his ice cream cone again and his sunglasses slip down the bridge of his nose.

His eyes are fixed on Billy, pupils blown as wide as they dare in the sun. It's obvious he's been worked up since they left.

"Should finish your ice cream cone fast," Billy warns. He rubs his finger over the bulge in Steve's shorts. "Don't want it to go to waste."

Steve swallows a moan with another lick of his ice cream. He crunches into the cone and his eyes flutter. He pushes his sunglasses back up the bridge of his nose. His chest is flushed and it's not from his sunburn.

Billy's fingers are really teasing now. He doesn't care who sees them, Steve's the one who started it. Billy's just finishing it.

Steve shoves the cone into Billy's face and crosses his legs, trapping Billy's hand between his thighs. "Finish it."

Billy smirks and stares as he dips down. He bites off the end of the cone, lips closing around it to suck the rest of it down.

Steve grunts quietly, hand shaking just a bit as he holds it in place. The sound of the ocean is far now, all Billy can focus on is Steve's heavy breathing and the rhythm of his chest.

Billy pulls back when the cherry hits the bottom, stopping the flow of melted ice cream. There's a bit coating the outside of the cone and it trails after his lips. He licks them clean and moves his hand again.

"Think I left something in the room," Steve whispers.

"Oh yeah?"

Steve nods, pushing off of Billy's lap. He's walking funny and it does nothing to help hide his erection. Of course, Billy's shorts don't really hide his either.

"You wanna come help me find it? Might need a spotter, gotta get down on my knees I think," Steve replies. He tosses his cone into the nearest trashcan and stares at Billy.

Billy smirks and gets to his feet too. He grabs Steve's sticky hand and drags his tongue up his palm. He winks once and turns to drag him back down the street, back to the hotel.

Back to California, familiar and frighteningly new.

Oh hi!!! You said you would like fic for your art, so I hope you enjoy it, Alex!!

"What's this?"

"What's what? 😋"

[doldoldolcetto]

Old Hollywood aesthetics

stolen from @farginen

engraved cigarette case: romantic evenings, golden hour, vintage furniture, darks and neutrals, beautiful perfumes, candle light, charcuterie boards and expensive wine, capsule closets, minimal makeup, throws the best cocktail parties, a city dweller.

convertible: makes each day fun and exciting, always planning a trip, not afraid of getting lost, uses a tote bag or backpack everyday, takes the best photos, plane tickets as bookmarks, picture frames all around their home, many stories to tell.

datebook: clean and organized, chic yet sensible, usually takes leadership, never falls behind, good at public speaking, strong and well-developed opinions, gives the best advice, fountain pens, tweed coats, hardcover books, hangs out in the library.

vanity: puts on makeup just for fun, names their pets after flowers, photo shoots around the house, collects vintage trinkets, casually researches skin and hair care, buys books for the pretty cover, drinks fruity and floral teas, a weekly bath night.

sunglasses: quiet and private, has a secret spot, always a little distracted, daily yoga, infused water, a collection of healthy recipes, looks for shapes in the clouds, collects seashells or minerals, prefers sunrises, makes comfy clothes look fashionable.

fur coat: goes shopping everyday, ice cold exterior, would never talk about their problems, lives alone and loves it, thinks romance is fun but not essential, luxury vacations, black coffee, stays up late, quietly loves gossip, exclusively wears heels.

martini glass: goes to parties, acrylic nails, loves to flirt, friendly and social, aesthetic chameleon, a playlist for every mood, wants to try everything, far too many clothes, always the center of attention, seen as intimidating but actually really nice.

a little pet: gets excited on sunny days, gives the best hugs, fiercely loyal, falls a lot, not easily embarrassed, makes everybody laugh and feel loved, ice cream cones, picnics in the park, blowing bubbles, pro-stickers, a complicated coffee order.

hair bow: playing footsie under the table, looking for shapes in clouds, likes fireworks, hums romantic songs, dances alone in their room, constantly makes up stories in their head, loves to eat sweets, uses many colored pens and highlighters, always cheerful.

[ainawgsd]

Veiled Chameleon

The veiled chameleon (Chamaeleo calyptratus) is a species of chameleon native to the Arabian Peninsula in Yemen and Saudi Arabia. Other common names include cone-head chameleon and Yemen chameleon. The male is 17 to 24 inches long from the snout to the tip of the tail. The female is shorter, no more than about 14 inches, but it has a thicker body. Both sexes have a casque on the head which grows larger as the chameleon matures, reaching about 2 inches in the largest adults. Newly hatched young are pastel green in color and develop stripes as they grow. Adult females are green with white, orange, yellow, or tan mottling. Adult males are brighter with more defined bands of yellow or blue and some mottling.

Coloration can be affected by several factors, including social status. In experimental conditions, young veiled chameleons reared in isolation are darker and duller in color than those raised with other individuals. Females change color across their reproductive cycles. Chameleons also tend to change to a much darker color when stressed. Males display for females during courtship, performing behaviors such as "head rolls" and "chin rubs". Females change color when they are receptive to breeding, and males are more likely to court them during this time.

This chameleon lives in a number of habitat types in its native range, including plateaus, mountains, and valleys. Like other chameleons, it is arboreal, living in trees and other large plants. It prefers warmer temperatures, generally between 75 to 95 °F. This chameleon is an introduced species in Hawaii, where it is invasive in the local ecosystem. There is a breeding population established on Maui. It can also be found in the wild in Florida, where escaped pets have established populations. The veiled chameleon is an omnivore. It favors insects, and it also eats plant matter, especially as a source of water.

The life span is about 5 years for females, and up to 8 years for males. They reach sexual maturity at four to five months. They breed more than once a year. The female lays large clutches of up to 85 eggs and buries them in sand. The eggs are white with a tough skin.