#condy is absolutely pissed

[cringefail-clown]

does june get crockertiered?

yes and she's NOT HAPPY about it

basically the nature of her aspect and her overall absolute hatred of the crockercorp makes her immune to the brainwashing of the tiaratop, though condy can still control her actions. so june will do what condy tells her to, but she'll talk shit about her the whole time. junes friends are kinda horrified about the whole situation, but at the same time pissing themselves from laughing bc june just wont. stop. bitching. about the crockercorp and her fish alien dictator great grandma

[intertexts]

ALSO OOPS I DONT THINK I EVER SENT YOU THE TRIVIA FOR 27?????? UH OH. OUT OF ORDER. this one is a lot shorter though so it's ok

EPISODE 27 TRIVIA:

- bizly opens this one in a baby voice "wewcome to just wolled wiff it!" absolutely insane

- charlie makes excuses for his cracked energy was because he was in the UK and tommy and ranboo were in the other room (TOMMYINNIT JUMPSCARE)

- Jesus is canon yet again. but only in vyncents world

- CONDI THOUGHT HAMSTER DANCE WAS A UNIVERSAL EXPERIENCE AT MIDDLE SCHOOL DANCES. and not just like. a youtube video that everyone knows. they played hamster dance at his middle school dance.

- speaking of which they've been overlorded again because the hamster WAS NOT ORIGINALLY A HAMSTER bizly did that solely because he has never heard hamster dance and wanted to be in on the joke

- charlie gets so worked up over the william short leg thing again and it's REALLY funny. bizly is like "I'll stop bringing it up when you stop having hilarious overreactions to it"

- "why the fuck did william make ice copies of dakotas parents that's so dark man"

"HE DIDNT MEAN IT TO BE !!!!! i think william is not very emotionally intelligent especially when it comes to stuff like this and he wanted to do something sweet for dakota. 'i know. Christmas is a great time for him to see his parents again because it's family and it'll make him happy!' without thinking about the moral implications OR the fact that they would come alive and try to strangle him"

grizzly: "dakota probably doesn't even remember Christmas with his parents"

charlie, REALLY far away from his mic: "WELL FUCK ME THEN"

- that was CONFIRMED mal trying to brwak through the barrier! charlie is TERRIFIED for williams sake especially bc he can't use his powers anymore

- condi: "hes pissed william isn't a planeswalker anymore and thats all he wanted you for"

charlie: "yknow! I dunno if william is a planeswalker anymore! he might not be!"

- WILLIAM WAS ACTUALLY BORN WITH A POWER!!!!! I forgot about this omg. so the one he was born with is called true sight and it means he's always been naturally able to see ghosts and monsters that normal people usually can't. YIPPEE

- he's also still got Kemuri's (smoke guy) powers obv ("that he regrets deeply every day"). they ARE in the spirit world and usually william wouldn't need a guide but since the wisps left him their guide is now master cole! if he were to leave/abandon them or whatever they'd no longer be able to stay in the spirit world. even william

- there are full versions of the colestyle gaming videos hidden somewhere on the patreon. fun fact. they're also talking about now doing one where william plays phasmophobia. or doing one with all 4 of them playing a game and bizly being tide. i don't think they ever actually did that but GOD i would kill for it.

- charlie was being annoying and grizzly responded with "I hope william stays alive *forever*" which sounds like it should be a nice thing to say but the way he said it was so absolutely scathing . brutal.

- quick mac detour theyre back to the game thing charlie says he wants to do a video playing elden ring as gillion and i NEED THAT SOOOO BAD. I miss gillion so much :(

- speaking of gillion idk why there's so much gillion trivia rn but charlie says the inspiration for his voice was "a combination of the spongebob narrator and my himbo fantasy" hello?

HOW HAS BIZLY NEVER HEARD HAMSTER DANCE??????????? yes this is what i'm taking from this. hello. how.

im so delighted w/ william thinking it's a great idea to make ice copies of his friends dead parents. god. NONE of the fucking prime defenders are emotionally intelligent they all have so many problems. prime traumatic stress defenders!!

ive said it like a billion times but i'm so fucking excited for the mal shit!!! i can't waittt!!!!! shaking him back n forth!!! wiwi torment nexus now!!!! also him being born with true sight is REALLY cool actually i feel like. this has been referenced on n off but i didn't realize it was actually a thing.. huh. i wonder if that's why the wisps targeted him. except their entire thing Is being seen so i dunno.!! cool... god. wiwi i love u wiwi... i want to go to deadwood i have so many fucking questions!!! why is the trickster there!! rift between worlds thats just coincidentally in his hometown!!! also i was just thinking ab kemuri's smoke powers im so glad he still feels awful using them :]] "i hope william stays alive forever" MEAN TO HIM!!! holy shit!!! wheezing!!

im gonna have a great time w gillion whenever i get around 2 riptide btw thats so funny. help. spogebob narrator himbo fantasy........

[sketchy-noodles]

YES!!!!! THEYRE BROTHERS YOUR HONOR!

I could go either way because on one hand, sweet sweet irony and zombie!condi is fun to draw. On the other, man needs to repent! Man has things he needs to answer for! Funky little flawed anti-hero though he may be!

I do love the idea of Condi’s rats following him around whether he’s a zombie or not though. That’s canon now as far as I’m concerned.

Put simply: He is the Rat King™️.

I do however think that if Condi did show up to the final showdown alive, Tommy wouldn’t have hesitated to slaughter all of them. Like, forget being pissed at Charlie. I think Tommy would have far more complicated feelings surrounding Condi and would attack much more brutally and recklessly. That’s just me though!

AND YES!!! FLORIDA MAN KNOWING HOW TO COOK IS SUCH A FUNKY HC AND I LOVE IT!!!! The man absolutely does group BBQs with the bois.

SCU Thoughts & What-Ifs

With the 1-year anniversary of the SCU 100-Days in a Minecraft Apocalypse video coming up, I have some tHOUGHTS. Many a thought, if you will.

So without further ado, here’s my self-indulgent SCU thoughts and what-if AUs/thoughts/scenarios that keep the brainrot going strong:

So what if SCU!Charlie actually visited SCU!Tommy after he locked him up so Tommy wouldn’t feel alone?

What if Tommy didn’t escape his prison right away and instead hung out for a day or two so he could plan and figure out how best to proceed? Would he be angry when Charlie forgot about him to tend to repairs?

What if Charlie never died at the end of the video? What if Schlatt found him just interesting enough to keep him alive?

Imagining Charlie never actually killing Zombie!Condi and instead just stealing his massive sword through regular, non-murder, means.

SCU!Tommy finding Zombie!Condi later, wandering around aimlessly and taunting him. Because goddamn. If that’s not irony than what is?

What if Charlie never killed SCU!Tommy during their final confrontation and instead reached a peaceful conclusion? After all, they were “friends” once, weren’t they? (Peaceful Ending)

SCU!Charlie giving Tommy a home and taking him back to his base with him after Day 100.

Charlie having to hide Tommy from Florida Man and the others so that nobody ends up trying to kill each other.

When Florida Man and Ronald leave the base for long periods of time to go exploring (they do it a lot), Charlie takes Tommy into the base with him (Wizzly basically spends all of his time in his wizard tower so it’s not an issue). Tommy insists that Charlie lock the door to his bedroom at night just in case. Charlie finds him in the morning snuggled up all warm and toasty with all of the cows in their pen.

Tommy disappearing for several days/weeks on end but he always comes back to visit Charlie’s base. Usually with a half-hearted attempt to kill the guy.

SCU!Tommy and SCU!Charlie going “grocery shopping” and picking up a bunch of stuff from the local convenience stores and malls that have been abandoned (things like toothbrushes and toothpaste, blankets, puzzles, toys, art stuff, just all sorts of random things that Charlie just goes and picks up to help Tommy feel more comfortable).

Charlie slowly figuring out how to cook/bake (with Florida Man’s help. I just think he’d be good at baking. It’s the vibes) and making cookies for Tommy which he almost likes more than the rotting flesh he’s always carrying around.

Charlie being careful to try to not kill any zombies in front of Tommy if he can help it and Tommy being a lot more willing to rip his brethren apart if they try to attack Charlie.

Imagining Tommy and Charlie reconciling in the other dimension and realizing that they’re stuck. They prep themselves to fight the incoming hoard and suddenly they’re yEETED back to their dimension. The first thing they see when they come to is the lab and a smug-looking Schlatt leaning against the lever.

Tommy finding Zombie!Condi again after Day 100 and bringing him back to the base like “HEY CHARLIE LOOK WHO I FOUND!!!!!” And Charlie just screams.

After Day 100, Tommy being super clingy for the first few days/weeks. He literally won’t let Charlie leave his sight or patrol without him. He forces Charlie to hold his hand a lot so he can make sure that Charlie isn’t going anywhere.

Tommy still wanting to kill Charlie and hurt him even after Day 100, but also not wanting to lose the one person who actually gave a shit about him enough to try to keep him around.

Tommy setting up all sorts of deadly pranks and traps around the base for Charlie & Co. to set off. Imagining him laughing his ass off from wherever he’s perched while he watches them struggle and try not to freaking die.

Tommy establishing himself as a “threat” to Charlie & Co. but also allowing Charlie to see his more vulnerable child-like side when the two of them are alone.

It’s like keeping a lion as a pet. It’s going to try to bite you and scratch you, and it probably doesn’t care about you much outside of seeing you as the source of its food. This creature is not domesticated. This is a wild animal and it is dangerous. If it wanted you dead, you would be. No question about it. But there’s also softer moments where the lion will be excited to see you and want to spend time with you and it purrs and acts like a really big cat. And you can’t help but think “Awwww, cute” and you want to let your guard down. That’s SCU!Charlie & SCU!Tommy.

I have. So many thoughts about them. So. Many.

[enby-ralsei]

charlie is a whore-horror accenter!!!

[sewer-ravioli]

A rewrite of my SCU timeline as it’s been a while and I’ve actually had some time to think along with some additions because I forgot some stuff.

(LONG POST)

First we start out with subs. A hivemind of entities that are essentially put in charge of all things getting new gods and taking out corrupted Gods. JSchlatt, a god they created a while back, has started showing signs of corruption of power. Needing to take care of it they set out and search for some mortals who are worthy of power. And they found 3 mortals. Charlie and Condi by trial (Minecraft but pay to win (or lose) and Condi’s crowd control stream) and Grizzly because they can feel a strong determination in him. They throw the three mortals into a world with the corrupted god and watch. (minecraft but every five minuets there's a natural disaster)

Schlatt, interested in these three mortals watches with curiosity before approaching and throwing an apple down. an Insta-kill Apple. Charlie grabs it and takes a bite. However the subs before he eats it turn it into an apple infused with the power of a god. Charlie definitely feels different after eating it but doesn’t think much about it. Schlatt noticed the sudden change in Charlie and connects it to the subs. Suddenly feeling resentment as he realizes why these mortals are down here he says “you fucked up” before vanishing.

Schatt then starts to mess with the mortals trying to kill them repeatedly. Charlie is coming out the most unscathed while the other two take the brunt of it. All the stuff happens. The sink holes, the fire, the poppy scene, but it all comes to a climax at the volcano. Where Schlatt and Charlie stand face to face. Charlie’s powers have developed around this time. Charlie watches as his friends have ate the apples Schlatt gave them and pushed them into the lava before Schlatt had full control of them, unaware the subs have done the same of what they did with His own apple he ate. Feeling so much hate and resentment towards the corrupted god laughing maniacally in front of him Charlie feels a power course through him. He can feel himself start to float. He can feel a green and gold energy surround him. And speaking words of which he doesn’t and does know at the same time Schlatt falls into the Lava.

Charlie rushes down to his friends confused on how he just did that while the others watch in awe and fear at the new form of their friend. Schlatt rises behind them from the Lava with a face of pure malice and goes to try and strike at Charlie. Charlie then pushes Schlatt back and in a moment of pure instinct he almost kills Schlatt. But he stops. No Charlie is better then this. He steps back. And with power he wasn’t aware he had, he steals Schlatt’s powers away.

Schatt has been neutralized. they are safe.

Schlatt honestly is glad they did that however. snapped him out of his corruption. He is also very much so aware of the dangers of a new god learning their power so he offers to teach Charlie. Charlie accepts and Schlatt tells him how to create a new world so they can rein in a not destroyed world. However Charlie fucks up doing so and accidentally creates a world where all the blocks are alive. (minecraft but the blocks try to kill you) 

this doesn’t deter them however as they continue on. Schlatt also offers to train Grizzly and Condi as their own god powers develop. this doesn’t take long till they are in control of their powers and Schlatt leaves to live out the rest of his now mortal life on his own terms.

the three gods wanted to have a time of bonding. after all they are gods now and will be stuck together for an eternity. so they create a new world, not fucking it up this time and create three mortals to join them. Narwhal, Wheatie, and Ross. They are rather open about their godhood at this time with the mortals and they agree to defeat the ender dragon together. and they do. (Minecraft in VR is absolutely traumatizing...)

after the gods and the other three all move on. 

after a bit of them doing god stuff they get summoned a place. Narwhal stands before them now a god as well. he ended up bringing Wheatie and an unknown mortal named bizly. Narwhal puts them through an adventure full of chaos till Charlie manages to get his hand on a d100 Narwhal dropped. which he uses to get back at the god and manages to get the other to leave. Narwhal ends up taking Wheatie with him but Bizly is left behind. (Roll.)

the three gods discuss it but decide on a fate. they can feel an energy from the die. very similar to what Charlie felt when he ate schlatt’’s apple. and Bizly fought by their side and therefor deserve a part in their group. Bizly is told to break the die and which he does and gains the powers of a god.

Grizzy after goes out and tries to get more powerful (minecraft but my stream controls the game (Grizzly’s channel)) while Charlie, Condi, and bizly end up starting to get hunted by god hunter humans. Not all of them are bad, actually there was one, thatoneperson, who was really friendly actually. But they seemed to be a worshipper of a deity known as him. But thatoneperson helps them get past the hunters and get somewhere safe. However at the cost of thatoneperson’s life. (minecraft but, 100 players are hunting me)

Grizzly shows up after that. With grizzly back they decide to create molympus. a safeplace where they can watch their worlds and not be hunted. 

the gods after a bit get bored and decide they are gonna make a hard to survive world and try to beat it as mortals. they each used their own godly domains to create the world. 

Charlie with crafting, smelting, enchantment, produce, and hunting

Condi with other realms (Nether and end)

Grizzly with weaponry, armor, and nature

and Bizly with mobs

And they get to work and after they all turn mortal and move down to start their adventure.

its extremely hard and frustrating and they make adjustments to stop from just dying every minute. but it gets to a climax as Grizzly ends up making the diamond pickaxe useless. Of which Charlie pissed from this ends up banishing Grizzly from molympus. they try to move on but end up finding Grizzly in the nether. they try to calm him down but Bizly ends up making all dogs die at eye contact which causes Grizzly to snap and try to kill them. They manage to relucntently subdue him. but after snapping they had no other choice other then to kill Grizzly. To make sure they don’t get another Schlatt. Grizzly gives Bizly a glock understanding what has to happen. And Bizly shoots Grizzly killing him instantly.  

they bury their friend all sad from what they had to do but continue on in honor of him killing the ender dragon and completing their job. ( the HARDEST minecraft difficulty)

but at the loss of a close friend.

[paragonrobits]

scythfi-writer said: Pretty sure Jade could literally solo any troll except condy 

scythfi-writer said: Are we talking discworld, homestuck, or under the bridge trolls?

scythfi-writer said: Same with John now that I think about it, except for the god-tier ones

pinches my nose and sighs with exasperated frustration because i’m certain you don’t mean it like that but this is exactly the problem I am having here

firstly, Homestuck, yes. I don’t doubt that there are people who try to argue that humans would win in a fight with Discworld trolls because apparently people have a knee-jerk response to the idea that humans are not the end-all and be-all of fantasy fights

so, yes. Jade or a god-tier could win pretty much any fight against a troll that isn’t Condy, or a hypothetical troll that has gone through the same modifications she has (which is a cool idea and I don’t know why I never see it suggested), or a god-tier troll. Because John, Jade and the others in question are gods. I hardly expect an average troll to kill an actual god in a one-on-one fight.

there’s also the fact that Jade is 1. drawing from the immense power of the Green Sun until the end of the series and so is noted to have a level of power not normally available to her classpect and 2. is half-dog. She’s not exactly a normal human in any case anymore, even without considering that her dog half being a First Guardian, may well give her additional abilities.

here’s the problem though; this is not a case of matching the god-tier humans against the trolls. Because they shouldn’t be fighting the trolls to begin with; if there was such a conflict, they ought to be siding against the trolls against the humans, who are the aggressors in the hypothetical situation.

and that hypothetical situation is that the HS2 writers are claiming that humans would beat the trolls in all-out war, which is absolutely goddamn fucking stupid and the only reason they, or people who for some asinine god-forsaken reason actually agree with them, is because people are hitting the ‘humans are superior’ juice that makes every goddamn person who chugs it look at sci-fi and automatically decide that humans, who are literally just primates adapted for lots of running, are the most powerful and deadly sapient forms of life that could ever exist.

and it’s fucking asinine self-indulgent garbage even at the best of times, but you know what? you know fucking WHAT? it’s even more ridiculous in Homestuck because trolls are fucking murder machines that could potentially drown the skies in their numbers, massively outbreed humans with ease, have an enormous number of psychic powers and the ones that don’t are strong enough to rip humans apart like tissue paper, and the entire reason human life is so attractive to trolls is how pathetic and soft their lives seem to Alternians to begin with

so yes, THAT is what i am incandescently pissed about, THAT is what I am actively arguing against, and THAT is why I am getting so fucking frustrated with people jumping into my notes to try to argue that humans would ACTUALLY win an all out war with a species that thrived on a murderworld that makes the harshest environments on Earth look like a daycare

[haro-ra]

If She-ra characters were Homestuck trolls

Glimmer: Fuchsia— Leader of the Rebellion (and by extension, the other princesses) makes her the closest equivalent to the Empress class. While she’s a good person, she is also temperamental, lending to the myth that highbloods have rages. Powerful magic user with flexible abilities and the ability to learn new ones could easily parallel Condy’s power-stealing.

Mermista: Violet — Fish. She’s the MERMAID PRINCESS of course she has to be the sea dweller that’s just how it WORKS I mean COME ON this one’s obvious people. Spoiled rich-girl attitude and notable investment in environmental conservation (wonders if people know what beauty products are even made of and then insists on being a knife).

Adora: Purple — Primed to lean into a cult mentality (the Horde vs the Mirthful Churchful). Important place on her society’s hierarchy. POWERFUL fighter. At her base state, she’s a buff jock who could kick your ass. As She-ra (comparable to the berserker rages of the chucklevoodoos) she’s unstoppable. DEEP-SEATED need to receive validation from others, especially parental figures. She’d make a good clown okay.

Scorpia: Navy Blue — BUFF! SHE STRONG! One punch and you’re out, man, you’re out, she threw a man off the side of a ship one-handed and showed no signs of effort. She flung a guard from his post in the Fright Zone prison. She’s strong as high hell and hot as fuck what other color could she even BE? Also, she’s a well-intentioned autistic GOOD girl, who wants to do the right thing but... doesn’t implicitly know what the right thing is. She tries very hard to follow her society’s rules, hoping that will make her “good,” but ultimately has to put aside what she was taught, what she was raised to be, in favor of the people she knows and loves.

Huntara: Cerulean — She’s smart, crafty. Willing to get her hands dirty. While she’s not anywhere near the level of sheer-evil the Serkets embody, Huntara exhibits the positive traits of her caste. That being: she likes winning, and she’s good at it. Competitive, snarky, a master of thieves, she’s everything the canon ceruleans WISH they were.

Double Trouble: Teal — First, there’s the dragon/lizard/chameleon motifs, so let’s keep things obvious people. Second, there’s the razor sharp teeth, so, again, it’s just character design. Then there’s the sheer joy at wreaking havoc. The absolutely hiveshit insane mentality of “oh you know what would be so fucking funny?” Double Trouble and Terezi would be the BANE of everyone’s existence and you know it. DT is an instigator, a chaos agent, a petty bitch who LIVES for the drama of it all. If they ever die in-canon you bet your ass they’d draw their own chalk-line first. They’re going to fuck you over and laugh at you.

Perfuma: Jade — She’s a gardener, a beautiful and sunshiny girl. She’s also a demon in battle and the last person you wanna piss off. #momfriend. A high-femme who loves pretty dresses and buff women. Will she grow tulips and make sure you’re eating your vegetables? Yes. Is she extraordinarily patient, especially given the company she keeps? Oh so much. Will she d e s t r o y you in a fight? 101% absolutely yes.

Sea Hawk: Olive — Adventure! Excitement! Gratuitous violence! A playful nature! Wait what was that third one? Sea Hawk is so friendly, so nice, it’s almost like you can forget that he regularly commits arson and beats (almost) everyone in arm wrestling (How many people treat Nepeta like she isn’t the fiercest hunter who paints her walls in the blood of the animals she kills. How many.) Also, this keeps with the theme that olive and navy blue are, like, diamond soul-mates (You know that entire episode in the Northern Reach was just an enemies-to-moirails fanfiction on Netflix. You KNOW it was).

Entrapta: Yellow — Deeply, unnervingly smart. The most phenomenal and brilliant to ever live. Utterly unwilling to have any kind of morals or external motivation to do things that she, specifically, doesn’t fuckin feel like doing. But despite that, she’s ride or die for her friends (up to and until she feels she’s been discarded or betrayed by them). Would definitely preemptively attach biowires to her brain and thread them through her hair. So many explosions. Remember how often Sollux coded shit to explode other people’s computers? Remember how he could make explosions come out of his eyes? Entrapta would be too powerful but honestly? It’s what she deserves.

Catra: Brown — There’s a reason she feels like she’s got to prove herself all the time. From the moment she was old enough to understand it, she’s been told she was second best. Bottom of the barrel. She covers her insecurities with swagger that no one’s actually buying and false-confidence that makes her act like a jerk with ever-increasing frequency. Also, this one just fits in with her color theme.

Bow: Burgundy — Okay this one was also sort of for the color theme but! He’s smart, he’s relentlessly positive, it’s hard to make him snap. But when he does snap, watch out, he’s got arrows and he’s got archer’s muscles. But he’s a friend! :D He wants to be friends! :D He’s a good boy! While the origin of his birth isn’t anything extraordinary, he never lets that stop him. While he’s no princess (highblood) he’s still got skills to bring to the table, and he is the opposite of a quitter.

I am very open to discussion but I Am Right and all points will be Thoroughly Debated

[fantroll-purgatory]

@plumb1tes

HEY. HEY I LOVE THIS PUNK

In fact, I love this punk so much I had difficulty even reviewing her bc she’s GREAT like a white shark

FIRST: Alternia or Beforus or some type of AU? I have an AU where when Condy (or another fuschia, idk still on the fence about it) conquers more and more planets, she establishes a rule where there has to be one heiress per planet that has children on it, to keep more order amongst her empire. However once the heiress becomes of age, they are normally killed by the Empress to prevent her throne from being challenged, and are replaced by a new heiress to watch the planet. The heiress also has to be assigned to a monstrous lusus, that could produce planet-destructive consequences if left neglected. The Empress assigns fuschias to them specifically, to exhaust them to make sure they don’t challenge or pose a threat to her.

Man I super like this especially since our frequent submitter silentekos came up with a similar concept and like. Word! I love that as a concept because it’s pretty much exactly how capitalism works to keep its own power centralized while granting itself greater surveillance of those they govern.

The planet that’s the main focus for my story is governed by ENTER NAME HERE. The hemospectrum is upheld in a very familiar fashion to Alternia’s, though less chaotic than Alternia, in terms of random bouts of violence caused by drones, is made up for with random bouts of floods and earthquakes caused by Selaki’s lusus, due to her neglect to fulfill her duties.

Name (preferably include how you came up with it and why): Selaki (from the scientific name of sharks: Selachimorpha) Stiden (from the prehistoric megatoothed shark, Carcharocles angustidens).

Age: 7.85 sweeps (around 17 years)

Strife Specibus: tridentkind, with only one side with sharp edges, in the shape of her sign. She likes to use it as a fashion accessory, and a symbol to show off her royal status.

God I love it it’s so dope-looking.

Fetch Modus: She uses a purse modus. It’s relatively uncomplicated, and functions basically the same as wallet modus, but with a bigger size restriction.

Hmmm I kinda like a modus that sizes items up or multiplies them? The Abundance Modus. It gives her a tool as a ruler to potentially assist her subjects with getting the resources they need but like. That’s not what she uses it for. She can basically use it to generate more stuff for herself and to give everything she owns this larger-than-life sense.

Blood color: Fuschia. She is the current heiress governing her planet.

Symbol and meaning: Pira, sign of the Visionary (Prospit + Mind)

Trolltag: voguishDespot, referring to her fashionable rule over her planet.

I like maybe crestingDorsal [CD] to bring this idea of a shark’s dorsal fin breaking the waves. Gives a sense of forboding! Furthermore, “crest” as in “crown” emphasizes her royal nature.

Quirk: Selaki types her “W”s with )_(|)_(, and often says words like “dear” “dahling” or “sweetie” in either an affectionate or condescending way, depending on the situation. Other than that, normal punctuation and grammar.

Ex: “The quick bro)_(|)_(n fox jumped over the lazy dog, dahling.”

Little cliche but I love shark quirks? You indicate that she’s kinda dramatic now, so she could preface her initial entrance into a chat with

CD: ^ ^

CD: ^ ^

CD: ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^  ( ˇ෴ˇ )

Special Abilities (if any): She has no psychic abilities, normal for a highblood.

Lusus: Since she is an heiress, she is assigned a monstrous lusus to keep tame to prevent her planet from being severely damaged by a fit of rage from her lusus. Her lusus, specifically, is a ginormous megalodon shark, capable of causing earthquakes and floods. Their relationship is almost nonexistent, due to Selaki’s insistence to avoid contact unless absolutely necessary. This results in her neglecting her duties, until her lusus starts wreaking havoc by causing chaos, forcing her to tend to her, by feeding her large lusii she orders her drones to kill. She also apparently feeds trolls that piss her off to her lusus. The main reason she doesn’t like to tend to her lusus, besides the exhaustion that comes with the task, is because she feels put on the spot, and doesn’t like the pressure of taking care of a giant destructive shark monster, which leads her making less than stellar decisions.

Physical Appearance: Selaki is rather short for a highblood, and wears heels to make her seem more intimidating. She died her hair fuschia, but her roots slightly grown, showing her natural black hair, cut into a messy bob. She has gills, normal for a seadweller, and sharp teeth, as a reference her lusus. Selaki also has a scar on the middle of her forehead, in the shape of her sign. This is given to all fuschias at birth, to permanently mark them. She has her horns the shape of the pisces symbol, like Feferi’s.

Selaki has golden accessories on her horns instead of a tiara, and is almost always seen wearing her circular shades. She wears a designer jacket, with her symbol on the sleeves, and a black dress with her sign.

Personality and Backstory: Selaki was assigned to her lusus as soon as she left the brooding caverns, forced to take care of her lusus to prevent it from causing destruction to her planet. Before her change to what she is now, she was pretty meek and socially awkward, due to constantly having to monitor her lusus personally, having little time for herself. However she eventually got burned out, and turned to neglecting her duties as a fuschia in favor of focusing on her hobbies. She essentially came out of her shell, dressing in more glamorous fashion, and putting on a more gregarious personality, becoming quite eccentric.

She keeps in contact with the other planets’ fuschias on a private social media reserved for them only, and is monitored by the Empress. It’s basically if you take a bunch of queen bees and put them in the same room. The fuschias constantly try to one-up and brag to each other, and are very cut-throat with each other. Selaki used to be picked on by the other heiresses due to being unconfident in herself, but learned to not let their words affect her as much. In fact, she became just as cut throat as they were, if not more. An apex predator if you will *cough cough shark pun*.

Selaki loves putting on a facade of living a glamorous life of luxury, and tries to put up an “i am better than you” vibe. Despite being a sociable person, her eccentric behavior causes her to say pretty odd things, as she is still a bit socially awkward, in the sense she blurts out whatever she thinks, and tends to value honesty, and absolutely hates being lied to. However despite seemingly stopped being the stressed individual she claims she used to be before her burnout, but still gets stressed out quite easily deep down. It’s because of this stress that she often makes irrational decisions, such as ignoring her lusus. However her ego makes her put on a front that she is making completely rational choices, despite obviously not. Instead she’ll just roll with her bad choices and see how things go.

Selaki loves to design and has a passion for architecture, however she isn’t very great at it, but prefers to call her works “abstract” to void criticism. She designed her own palace, and many buildings on her planet. She likes to do things with style, no matter how dirty things get.

When interacting with others, she is very dominating, and wants to appear superior to…pretty much everyone. She subtly treats everyone as if they’re beneath her, and treats those she fondly regards almost as pets, in terms of affection. Whoever does piss her off, she reacts in a number of ways. If it’s another fuschia, she playfully insults them. However if it’s any troll underneath her blood-wise, she outright threatens them, and feeds them to her lusus if they piss her off enough.  

God I…love this girl. I will protect her.

Interests: Fashion, design, voguing, FLARPING (secretly. She thinks it’s nerdy.), money

Title: Selaki’s sign is tied to the mind aspect. In case her current character doesn’t fit the mind aspect, I’d rather take suggestions in order to make her more mind-bound, instead of giving her a different aspect, please! Currently, I think she’s a Page of Mind before her journey to grow as a person, but I’m down to change her class, as long as it isn’t thief! She’s in the same session as Charyl, another troll I submitted here a bit ago!  I decided to go with your suggestion for Charyl to be a thief of space, so I don’t want to overlap classes lol.

I think she’s def. Mind but maybe a Bard? She’s destroying through logic and, as an inverse, creating her own Self. Also god the idea of this little punky brewster in a Bard of Mind outfit sounds absolutely ridiculous.

Land: Any suggestions would be great!

How about Land of Currents and Waterfalls? I feel like the flow of the water would be a good nod to Mind, and she could find colonies on the water-covered planet by figuring out which waterfalls hide a cave system behind them.

Dream Planet: Prospit

Yep! All in all, I adore Selaki and honestly don’t have any visual changes for her? She’s amazing (mazing) just the way she is.

-TR

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During Game Over when Condy murdered the fuck out of Aranea, do you think she was pissed because her plans were mucked up, Jane and Jade got killed or both?

I feel she knew someone was messing with the Timeline, like, beyond the absolute disaster of a chain of events she induced, indeed ruining her plans, it’s like. “oh u mother FUCK-ER u come into my turf and just DOOM -EV-ERYONE LIK-E T)(AT?! >38C”

[notedchampagne]

okay okay some more details:

>calliope is louis ofc, big friendly green reptile who wants to mingle with humans? yeah absolutely. jade is mama odie, jake is charlotte, dirk doesnt really fit in with anyone so he doesnt exist, condy is dr. facilier

>idk whos lawrence yet but im thinking meenah just bc of the association with condy and meenah. idk who would be ray either tbh lmao almost. noone in homestuck can match him so hes just an enigma. blessed enough to transcend aus

>jane has roughly the same backstory as tiana except for overall foods she wants to start her own baking company and therefore works as a waitress and part time cook to save up money for such. on jakes big ball he asks jane to attend as a pastry chef and then to just attend the party so jane does, and then gets pissed bc of the lot predicament and ends up gazing up at the star on the balcony which is where she meets roxy

>roxy is royalty and who for the sake of me loving roxy, will not be as cocky or money driven as prince naveen but shes still royalty and in that way she goes about, flirting with everyone and attending parties to try and make connections. she goes into the alleyway because she hears of wizard magicks and yeets herself right in and then boom frogify

>im laughing rn i can just imagine jane looking at frog roxy like “oh so what do you want me to do huh. kiss you and youll turn into my beloved royalty rescuer” and roxys like “lmao well you read up on fairytales recently havent you. anyway i would like to kiss you youre v gorgeous but idk if youre down to doing it in frog form” and then jane spends ten seconds frozen in fright before she either manages to calm herself down enough to “alrighty wtf just happenned here did i not drink enough water today” or she doesnt manage to calm down and straight up yeets herself down the stairs

>its gay. its very very gay thats all i have left to say

I JUST HAD THE BEST GALAXY BRAIN

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