#concert math

[im-goin-mad]

i love concert math: i already have an unlimited train ticket + the ticket is only 20 bucks + i won't pay for my own drinks = the hotel room (70 bucks but actually only like 30 cus it's only a 2 min walk to the venue) is free AND THAT MEANS I CAN BUY MERCH

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Katy Perry put on a concert at my school's show. During the concert, she revealed herself to be my Math teacher. When we asked the teacher about this, she gave us vague and misleading answers.

[tmbgaresuck]

i got suspended from school again (yes, it was TMBG related) but they can't expel me due to my IEP (no, it does not stand for "I eat pee". It stands for "I'm epic people") that says that if I can't be expelled if I'm acting funny due to my condition (Hating TMBG is apparently a mental disorder in this twisted society)

it says nothing in the DSM-5 or the ICD-11 about hating TMBG. So it's not a valid mental disorder and anyone who says otherwise doesn't know anything because they're a moron

[lordofthesoups]

Evil Depeche Mode be like

Mepeche Dode

[dontforgetthefrenchhorns]

GAYEST SECTION QUEST RESULTS

Through my extremely scientific research method, I can officially conclude that the gayest section (of the band) is...

CLARINETS!!!!

I mathed it out! Take a look :) (sorted by % queer)

So the clarinets were not the only ones with a 100% LGBTQIA+ rate, but they did have the highest sample size alongside it. Saxophones in general followed them up (tenors being the gayest) (only because more of them voted) and then bassoons. Even though there was only one bassoon player. Don't question it.

Tubas are the most pericisallohet section of the band, with a very small 66.7% (2/3) of them being LGBTQIA+. Pitiful. The tuba section needs more gays.

However, very cool that the hypothesis poll was correct.

‼️DISCLAIMER BEFORE THIS POST ENDS‼️ I am aware that there are many factors skewing these results, including but not limited to: self-selection bias, Tumblr is the gay website, polls didn't get around to every instrumentalist on this website, only some people reblogged and those that did were frequently aiming for an uprising of the gays in their section, and minuscule sample sizes. This is not a serious quest, it's meant for fun. Do not use this as actual scientific evidence. Most people reading this probably knew that, but this is the piss on the poor website so I wanted to be explicitly clear :D

If you have any questions, I'll see if I can answer them!!

And finally, this would not have been done without the suggestion of the wonderful @semothekat from this interaction:

So thank you particularly <3

Anyways, thank you all for participating, and I hope you have all had a wonderful pride. 🏳️‍🌈

Now go practice

[cattocavo]

WIP Wednesday!!!

Thanks for the tags @thewholelemon @monbons !! I really appreciate it!

The simon ft. Babygirl drawing from Sunday is experiencing some turbulence atm ( i tried to paint his short shorts but messed up and now I’m scared to continue) (I’m pathetic) (i cannot continue in case i mess up again. If that happens ill probably declare the drawing cursed and never return to it again)

Therefore theres no snowbaz today :(((

I do have something else tho!

It’s a self portrait i started a month ago!! (Bet y’all wasn’t expecting what technically counts as a face reveal, now were you >:) I was just doodling when out of nowhere i accidentally made an insanely good sketch, which i immediately transferred into another canvas because it had so much potential. The sketch is slowly turning into my most realistic painting yet although It’s very obviously still in the early stages. The skin looks muddy, the hair in front on the eye looks weird, the eyebrow hairs look to stark and thick, but I’ll fix all that eventually!

(It’s already taken me 6 hours so far.. I’m kind of scared how long it’ll take in total 😀)

Yeah so thats all for today

Im ridiculously proud of this so far :))

Goodbye! Cya next time!

(I would love to see what y’all are working on but i feel bad tagging anyone on this post bc that means ppl are literally getting pinged to see something non snowbaz related at that might be annoying so i wont:))

[possible-streetwear]

[ashtxrie]

we have arrived to HELL WEEK !!! physics exam, calc exam, chem exam, honor orch performance, + editor in chief interview all back to back until the day of fate plus </3

locking in so hard just so i can feel liberated and free at the concert oh lord my gpa must stand strong

also ap season is suddenly very real and imminently closer WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS FOR THE LOMLS 🙏🙏

[duffmckagans]

trying to decide if i should post like chapters 1-3 together or really do it one by one

[flowersforaerith]

Floral @ The Baby G (Toronto, ON) - October 24th, 2024

shot by VIDEOGIRL95

[theaologies]

“For the Holy sake of Fuck can we try that again?”

[angelsecretdiary]

凛として時雨 Sadistic Summer [2006.03.16]

[pyotrkochetkov]

CLUB level seats for tate with THE zara larsson as the opener for next summer secured

[anambermusicbox]

zhou shen in 2019 about his 2nd concert tour: i was worried the tickets wouldn’t sell out!

the tickets: sells out in seconds

zhou shen now: i thought everyone would be able to get tickets!

the tickets: still sells out in seconds

[fluffydice]

Took calc exam, was worried for nothing

[illegiblehandwriting1]

ok new plan: shorter chapter lmao

godDAMN

ok timeline of shit i need to do:

split into two (it's about 14k and showing no signs of stopping where i wanted it to originally)

do summaries of other chapters before i post next chap <- this will be the thing that postpones it, pls be patient w/ my cuz i have some Shit to do irl and im currently living off of spite

MORE plotting

life (unfortunately)