#computer deactivate iguana......

[all-hail-trash-prince]

Thinking about the doctor from that one season of star trek with Janeway... To be a program with a singular purpose, yet given sentience nonetheless... To be confined to a singular space until your team creates a way for you to go elsewhere... To be a hologram, fleeting, impermanent, unreal... I'm so normal about him

[beej-machinations]

Threshold: the Doctor saves the Day

[harveylembecks]

voyager episode "lifelines" makes me feel like my brain is an egg getting chucked at the sidewalk, partially because 60% of it is renowned comic actor robert picardo screentime, but also because there's the implication that, offscreen, barclay is sitting outside the lab and hearing the screaming matches through the door for a month. and he's still like hii >_< are you good...?

[luminiera-merge]

i still find it so funny that "there's coffee in that nebula" ended up being one of star trek voyager's most iconic lines given how little it makes sense to a non star trek fan with no context

[callbackp1ng]

Computer, deactivate iguana. It is very exciting to be following you! OH GOD HOW DO I REMOVE IT?! IGNORE THE SONG.

IM CRYING???

[villowstar]

hi vill

SIGH computer, deactivate iguana.

[honkbird]

Computer, deactivate iguana

[ithilloth]

Criminal not to include computer deactivate iguana

My Star Trek friends, reblog with your favourite most ‘out of context’ Star Trek image

I’ll start:

[m3djed]

star trek has so many good bits but for me nothing will ever compare to computer deactivate iguana

[bonecouch]

moodboard

[sreegs-archive]

When you've spent precisely 3.283 hours observing your hyperrealistic simulation of an iguana

[rainydayscore]

nice going computer, you deactivated my iguana

[luchinosgf]

I can’t take it anymore! We need headcanons of Luchino being a dad! *chants* MONSTER DILF! MONSTER DILF! MONSTER DILF!

WHEN I TELL YOU THIS MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING IN THE MIDDLE OF A MATCH BECAUSE ALL I SAW WAS “MONSTER DILF”

Okay, he’d be such a good father.

He already took care of so many reptile babies in the past to fill the void that not being able to have his own child left.

Hearing you were going to have a kid/wanted to adopt one made him basically deactivate. No thoughts, head empty. Full-on not computing.

It was a mixture of pure, unadulterated happiness and total fear.

In the time leading up to actually seeing his kid, he’d he terrified of scaring his own kid with how he looks. No amount of reassurance actually helps, he just doesn’t want to be the monster his kid is afraid of.

Of course, poor baby is totally wrong because his kid is completely enamored with him. If they’re human, he’ll put them on his back and do small little leaps around the manor to play with them.

If his kid is also reptilian (idk maybe your DNA is compatible enough in the end), he’d 100% teach them to do Lethal Crash and jump around large distances.

Dates to Moonlit are a MUST. Picnics at Lakeside too. Lakeside is the usual go-to because of the large open space making it great for him to leap around with his kid before eating to get them hungry.

Imagine him going swimming with his kid on his back. I bet he swims like an iguana with that long ass tail.

He thought his kid was gonna be afraid of him. In reality his kid probably favors him over you.

“DAD COME SCARE THE MONSTER AWAY”

Luchino comes over, teeth barred, snarling at the lint under his kid’s bed.

Its such a cute thought my heart cannot t a ke th i s

[giomagnetism]

it took me this long to realize the “computer, deactivate iguana” post was from star trek!!!!!!!

[lor-starcutter]

Computer, deactivate iguana.

>Well now I am not going to do it

[they-might-be-ultramen]

Voyager moments that nothing will ever top:

1. Delete the wife

2. Computer, deactivate iguana