#compulsoryroyalty

[florainkingdom]

Magi Lila calls... Magi Lila?!

"Ugh, all this paperwork sucks. I don't remember having to do this much in any other timeline." Lila was annoyed, though didn't want to displease Madam Silvana of all people. The Grand Magi's attention then went to her attendant Rosa enter. "Don't tell me there's more?"

"No ma'am, just this," Rosa said, dropping a box which Lila caught with her magic. "It was going off and I don't recall what it was used for." The opossum then took her leave.

"What now?" Lila asked aloud as she used her magic to open the crate while taking a sip of her tea. Which the Grand Magi spits out seeing an orb that was glowing. "What?! How can there be a timeline reset already?! We're still in the early game!" The human grabbed it and looked, seeing that it was an old timeline being active.

"That can't be right. I've never seen an old timeline become active before. I wonder if-" Lila would cast a calling spell to, well, herself of course, and to her surprised it actually connected as the phone symbol appeared on the ord. "What is going on here?"

@compulsoryroyalty

[sentient-rift]

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(Send ✏ (or "PENCIL") for mun to write about a muse they thought about trying to roleplay or one they are already roleplaying outside Tumblr RPC.)

You know how I have muses like Kat, Klonoa, and Welch Vineyard? Some people are huge fans of them, some have no idea who they are and never heard of their series. I have a habit of wanting to roleplay obscure muses who I'm a huge fan of, but are part of series that are considered cult classics since not everyone knows about them. I even added Max and Monica from Dark Cloud 2 (Also known as Dark Chronicle in some areas) as muses some time ago. Upon playing the game again, another obscure character has come to mind when it comes to having a new muse:

Meet Parin from Gurumin. This was a platform game I played when I was younger, much like Dark Cloud 2 (That being that it was an old game from my childhood, not the platform part. Dark Cloud 2 is more of an action RPG). I really would like to take a crack at having her as a muse. I imagine she'd have an interesting dynamic with Mr. Tinker, as well as the muses who are considered "Monsters" like the Pokemon muses I have. I might have to use a bunch of head canons with her character since I have to admit, there's still quite a bit about Parin we don't know about since she only appears in one game, and that game doesn't explore everything about her. But if I can make it work, I would love to give Parin a place here.

@compulsoryroyalty

[shangtusianheroes]

@compulsoryroyalty

With the tree house back in order, that meant clearing the trail so she could get back and forth with some ease. Not that she enjoyed shoveling snow, normally Carol used her bike for this and they were done in an hour at most. Doing this by hand was a test in frustration at best. She might just have to deal with it or maybe she could use her---

" ERF! "

She felt someone run smack dab into her as she was debating how to deal with the snow pile up. Her eyes turning down to the smaller figure and her head tilting a little to one side. Were they in Pajama's? in middle of the woods? in middle of winter? were they mad or what! Her coldblooded half made her naturally dislike the cold, and her warm blooded half wanted nothing more then to cuddle up and keep warm! both halves disliked the cold!

Magical Mishap? why did she feel like this was a certain gemeralds fault! she was blaming the gem even if it wasn't!

" Magical Mishap? "

She placed a hand on the back of her neck

" Yea my place is just over here... careful though the path is still not cleared so, watch your step..."

She held her hand out to the Fennec and lead her down along the path to the tree house. Helping her up the ladder if she needed it and up into the warmth of her living room. She retrieved a Blanket and wrapped it around the fennec's shoulders and lead her to the couch to sit down. Lilac was still baffled as to how she got here, and why she was in her PJ's!

" Why don't you tell me what happened... and i'll fix us some Hot Coco... "

[undyingguppywarrior]

Undyne Damages compulsoryroyalty Castle

@compulsoryroyalty​

“Why does this stupid castle have so many stupid stairs?! What’s even the point?!” Undyne was now in a fit of rage at the third set stairs she’d come across wondering who would design it this way. The guppy would take a few deep breaths before starting to walk up the third set of stairs, grumbling about it as she did so. The young monster was thinking about simply going back to the strange grey door that brought her here, yet this castle did interest her.

After making it to the top, Undyne was met with a fourth set of stairs, this easily setting her into full rage mode. “I’M SICK OF THESE STUPID STAIRS!” In her rage the guppy would summon multiple spears, causing some serious damage to the floor, stairs, and any other items that happen to be near by. Once the young monster had calmed down she realized the damage she just caused. “Uh, I hope I don’t get in trouble for this.”

[rxbelling-hxrald]

@compulsoryroyalty liked for a starter!

The sound of a thunderous clap was heard echoing through the area! Which didn’t make sense at all for anyone actually paying attention to the sky that showed it was clear as day and didn’t have a single black cloud up there in the slightest. Just what was happening?

Yet for one demon-hog, he knew what the cause of it was and he hoped that it would stay that way. It didn’t seem like anyone had seen his rather.....awkward entry. Getting a faceful of dirt was never a pleasant experience but at this point he’d just keep that irritation to himself, unless he found a way to control those portals more accurately the risks of being catapulted to the ground or otherwise was always within the realm of possibility.

Glances here and there while dusting oneself off told him he was not somewhere too familiar, usually there was some kind of indicator if it was a variant of mobius and the like....looks like it was time for a little exploration! The first order of business though was to get out of this area before anyone came along and found him in the outskirts after a loud bang!

[sonorous-strings]

She's laying upside-down on the ceiling of his room.

BADUM-BOM

He would hear a pair of drums from said ceiling, as the crates of raisins would double in an instant.

Sonar jerks and looks up just as the shitload of raisins doubles. "Holy f- okay, then." He'd say he was picking himself off the ceiling after hearing the drums from out of bloody nowhere, but someone was already occupying it, apparently.

Clutching at his chest in a vain attempt to bring his heart back under control, he managed to grunt out, "So... mind if I ask 'What the hell'?" Flipping out was sure to make someone thing something bad was happening and he really didn't need to explain to people why someone just appeared in the friggin' palace.

[diffxrentwxrlds]

"Are you... always this straightforward with strangers?" ((feel free to pick any muse to respond to this!))

{{ L }} "Yes."

"I don't vibe with the fakes or the gimmicks, you get the real me one hundred percent of the time." More or less. "So, fuck you want? A bitch is busy."

By busy she meant currently vandalizing property with graffiti, a past time of hers whenever on the surface.

[diffxrentwxrlds]

{{ L }} Royalty? Suppose when you are young you look up to your parents as if they are royalty, but no, her hatred from the crown was simply her being against authority figures.

The idea of someone being born into ruling over other's by the mere fact their 'pure and noble blood' was ridiculous, down right stupid to the Tenrec.

"Yeah, sure everyone that is goin' to betray someone will announce that shit." Despite her noticeable flinch, Surge didn't pull away from the other but never meeting her eyes. For whatever reason, despite being annoying as fuck to Surge, with a terrible sense of fashion to boot, Surge... somewhat believed the other.

"Tch.... burgers."

(Surge)​:

{{ L }} Stubborn was one way to put it.

With an exaggerate eye roll, and hands firm the pockets if her baggy yellow pants, Surge gave the other her full attention. Despite not knowing why she was humoring this annoying little shit.

She has no reason to trust her, much less keep whatever secret she had.

One that did manage to surprise the tenrec, though she couldn’t understand why it would be such a big deal.

Guess it goes against the whole ‘holier than thou’ bullshit.

Pip definitely was something else wasn’t she?

“Hmph… my speed is, and my other abilities, are the result of cybernetic enhancements… none I or my brother consented to.”

What?

“Oh, come now, Surge, you don’t have to–”

She stopped herself.

What reason would she have to lie?

The uneasy smile slowly drifted off her face. She was being just as serious as Kit was, wasn’t she?

A grimace, a look of utter disgust, her mind ran wild with the implications she just brought up.

She would look up at the quilled woman sympathetically, grabbing onto one of Surge’s hands with both of her’s.

“I… I do not know what to say. I’m sorry–nobody should ever have to go through something like that.”

If someone violated her trust like that, then it was a no brainer that she would be adverse to trusting someone again. Especially if the perpetrator was much like herself–royalty.

“I can, at the very least, promise you that me and my people would not betray you in such a terrifying way. You do not have to believe my words, I can understand if you don’t–

“Maybe… I can show you, at the very least? My offer still stands from before but, maybe that’s too much right now. Allow me to feed you–what’s your favorite food?

“I can get the Lagomatrons to cook it up faster than you can move!”

[florainkingdom]

Cosmic Beings of Flora Thing

(If I had to guess given all the lore I've found and have been shown about everything and these cosmic void beings. Thanks to @compulsoryroyalty for providing me with tons more by the way. Is that they seem basically have Zeno levels of stupid power. I'm not entirely sure if this is right, though I think the Gods are just creations of Fate and Flora. That's just my personal take on it so I'm going with that on this blog and there may or may not be several more cosmic beings that'll pop up here. Maybe? I don't know. Anyway, so to me these cosmic void beings are Zeno level, though their full power is only to their created reality with the expectation of self-defense. Also excluding Flora at the moment because they're having Fate Jail problems right now.)

[theherothestars]

@compulsoryroyalty

The Sahara can reach temperatures of over 100°F, but the fennec fox’s ears act like an air conditioning system by cooling the blood in a network of veins. BBC Earth

[citizensofeggtonarchived]

"I can name six at the top of my head, which I'm thankful I still have." Poppy was glad Hallia happened to find out and warn her about Chicadino and Valente, though that happened after Kit ran off to leave. The opossum couldn't help but feet something was with the fennec as she was sure they'd be smart enough to realize it was Chicadino behind it given they clearly know he's dangerous and wants whatever she was working on.

Poppy would then lean down to whisper to Kit. "Hey, I'll go over the details when we can get some privacy. Right now we need to keep Boris amped up, so let's do our best is making him feel good. He's gotta really feel you cheering him on." The opossum was sure Kit's deadpan tone raised some flags, though she didn't want to outright tell the fennec that she needed to put more energy into her words.

Callie would finally return, carrying some clean clothes with her. "I managed to find some of Bor-bor's smaller size clothes that aren't too boyish," she said, offering some sweat pants and a white t-shirt with Sir Hambo's face on it.

Well, that certainly wouldn't help getting Boris's confidence up as she was sure he'd freak about the shirt. Poppy knew that Kit couldn't actually see what was on it, though that was a secret she knew not to share. "This is perfect for the Kit here. She doesn't mind as long as they're dry, and clean." The opossum hoped that'd be enough to distract the boar from what was on them.

"Sides, Kit's seen me all beat up and wearing a maid outfit, so what's a shirt, am I right?" Poppy could still recall their first meeting, with Kit make a great first impression. "Plus you look good no matter what you wear, right champ?" The opossum did admire how he freely choose what to wear, at least behind closed doors.

Poppy's phone then went off, making her take a look at it. Much to her surprise she had several voice messages, all of which were from Hallia which made her worried about them. The opossum did do her best not to let it show. "Guess that's what I get for not paying attention to my phone. Hopefully things haven't gotten too out of hand."

"Say, you got a guest room where me and Kit could have a second to talk in private?" Better to deal with the situation with Kit before heading out to deal with whatever was going on in Eggton. The opossum could only hop things haven't gotten too out of hand yet knowing Chicadino she sure he's planned something to try and put her under.

(Miss O’Possum)​:

Two size changes in a matter of moments. Poppy should’ve been more prepared for such a reaction, though Kit tagging along was a surprise to her as well. “Last minute change in plans champ, though I figured if anyone could keep my Lily and the Queen safe it’d be you,” she said, walking in the house along with Kit. The possum figured she’d start trying to get him pumped up, hoping that Kit would catch on how his Lucky Star works.

“I know this is a big favor to ask, though things are gotten pretty intense and I know you can handle intense if need be. You are the champ after all.” Poppy doubt there were many people that could stop Boris once he gets going save a few of Chicadino’s more dangerous goons.

Poppy then saw Callie in the background, knowing she could help smooth things over. “Callie, do you think you can take Lily and get Kit her some clean clothes? Can’t have her keep wearing these damp clothes.” The possum always found the arrangement fishy, but figured if someone who knew how to make a five-way relationship work without constant bickering and lies could do whatever they want.

Callie attention was drawn towards the group by the door, acting quickly if only nervous about getting on the Queen’s bad side. “Of course, Bor-bor maybe you should go grab a chair for the Queen to sit in,” she said, lightly poking his arm with her elbow.

“I think we’d best start with some clean clothes, maybe a towel as well so she can dry off.” Poppy wasn’t sure if Kit would be willing to stay once everything got cleared up, though at the very least they need to get dry and some fresh clothes. “Oh, can you also watch Lily?” The possum asked, using her tail to hand off her sleeping daughter with a rag still over her head.

Callie took the sleeping child, careful not to wake them up as she was sure Poppy had them asleep for a reason. “Alright, I’ll be back as fast as I can with some clean clothes for the Queen.” She then swiftly dashed off out of sight.

“So, Boris, as I mention I seem to have a hit put out on me and I figured who better than the champ to keep my kid safe.” Poppy did want to grab another guest, though running into Kit caused her plans to change, at the very least she could get them in a bit. “So, what do ya say?”

“Before you answer the Queen here also thinks you’re perfect for the job. I mean, you did impress her with that fight we had.” Poppy shot Kit a glance as to say to her to support what she just said, knowing any misspoken words could make Boris even smaller.

A look of surprise on his face as he watched the two walk in. A small blush, he became slightly bashful, “Uh, y-yeah. Definitely.” Grew a little bit larger, but not by much.

And so, he followed the couple, hands at his sides, growing just a little larger with every compliment paid his way.

Hm. Curious.

While Miss O’Possum did all of the necessary arrangements to get things in order–taking care of her child, asking the furry woman to get her some new clothes (would they even have her size?) and the like–the fennec followed behind, rather meekly. She was out of her element! She would have hoped that she’d have a little more agency–especially compared to the last time something like this happened–but here she was, observing everything.

She wished to be thankful of the opossum and her friends for being so kind to her.

But she’s the Queen at the end of the day. It was an obligation for them, at most. Just look at how quick the furry woman acted!

“Chair?” The boar now stood a head higher than the opossum, standing up straight, “I can do a chair!” He wandered over to the closet, knowing he kept at least a folding chair in there–

Stopped in place when Poppy spoke to him again, he turned around and nodded. “Right! I–”

She barely gave him a chance to speak! He wanted to–

…

Wait, the Queen actually thinks that???

He quickly turned to the small fennec in question, slowly growing ever larger.

“Excuse me?”

Robotically, she turned to the opossum, despair laid clear in her eyes.

“You have a hit on you? For what?“

A quick turn to the boar, she rolled her eyes. She was starting to remember how that stupid Lucky Star worked now. How he ruled the tournaments for years–what a nuisance. He’s the entire reason she stopped watching!!!

But, she doesn’t inherently dislike him because of that. She felt this whole situation with him to be on a much lower priority than her future ambassador being threatened with death.

“You’re an amazing and strong fighter, Mr. Pompaboar,” she started, entirely deadpan. “There’s a reason why you’ve won uncontested for the past several years–you have no need to be so upset over a single loss. Protect the child, I know you can do it.”

Boris… didn’t know how to take that, actually. All he could do was tilt his head and spout a confused “Huh?”

And now, Kit’s attention was fully on Poppy. Brows furrowed, a sense of frustration colored her voice once again.

“Miss O’Possum, I need you to explain your full situation right this moment. I appreciate the kindness you’ve given to me thus far, but whether or not there is a falsified bounty put upon your head is imperative to know. I will not have someone like yourself be put in danger just because some bas–,” she stopped herself–by Vulpis, she was getting heated, wasn’t she?

Cleared her throat. She spoke again.

“Point is, I need to know. What has happened here?”

[sonorous-strings]

Lila, Lila, Lila, or... Lila? What the hell? Sonar was... struggling to keep up with the strangeness of it all, and he didn't like it. He was firmly on the backfoot, and that was probably the way she liked it, too. He couldn't stop the frown getting worse as he tried not to flounder.

"Yes, that's me," he said stiffly. "And I guess that's one way to put it." Did she have to say it like that, though? "But thanks, I suppose." He did feel a bit better being called "lucky". He was, at that. All the times everything could have blown up in his face...

He sighed. "Fun at my expense, maybe," he said with a shrug. All that stuff about information ladders went over his head and he frankly wasn't going to let it linger at all. Hang on. Wishes?

He blinked. "Wishes? What are you, a genie? And I wasn't aware I'd used any to start with."

(Married Rockerboy)​:

Sonar is… dumbstruck.

He knew exactly what he was seeing, if it wasn’t some hallucination or dream or… who knows what. It’s some kind of trickster or poltergeist or… whatever. And if Neera found this… woman in the palace, he’d be in so much trouble.

“Yeah, but-” he would start, before a furious blush appear over his indignant expression. “You were watching that? Kinda fucked up, don’t you think?” He didn’t really much care for his private moments being on display for others, after all. He snatched the soda out of the air, glowering at it. This was one of his, actually. “Yeah, I suppose. You’ve apparently got me at every kind of disadvantage imaginable, so might as well tell me who it is that enjoys my life like it’s a soap opera.”

“It’s only fucked up if you think about it too hard,” she waved a hand nonchalantly. “Besides, I’m not even watching your entire life! Just the recent stuff, and a couple reruns.” A bluff at the re-runs bit–she’d have to get Mystana’s help for that one. And she did not wanna fuck with that drunkard right now… or ever, actually! She sucks!!! She is actually just the worst.

“The name’s Lila. But you can call me Lila for short. Or Lila if you prefer–hell, I even take Lila sometimes if I’m feelin’ frisky.” There wasn’t a difference in how she pronounced her name. “You’re Sonar, right? Alien from another world, decided to move here because you fell head over heels for a girl that had her hands in another pot. Tale as old as time, I swear–congrats on the marriage, by the way. You’re one of the lucky ones.

“I could probably tell you everything under the sun about what I’m doing here, but you’re not even on the Rung of Information, so my lips are sealed. “Just think of me as a friendly little witch here to have some fun~.

“You get three wishes. Can’t ask for more wishes and you already spent one on the raisins. Chop chop!” She claps her hands in front of his face.

[thepersonaking56]

"Y-yes *sniffle*"

"Okay" *hic*

Both of them follows him. All of them unaware of the person watching.

???:oh, this ain't good. I better tell me brother.

@compulsoryroyalty

(Terra & Lopina)​:

But then both Terra and Lopina hugs him crying.

“We miss mama!”

“GAH–”

Practically bombarded by the two children.

Then, he sighs, patting Terra’s head, then Lopina’s.

“It will be okay. Your mother will be with you in your hearts.”

He would lightly pry them off of him, then grab their hands with his own.

“Come along. You’ll make plenty of friends where we’re going. And I might visit you at times as well. Will that be alright?”

[undyingguppywarrior]

"Hey, you doing okay? I mean, it's just other worlds. Not like it's the end of the world or anything." Undyne didn't much of a problem learning other worlds were real. After all, to her it just meant she could meet even more strong people to fight and improve her skills even more. The guppy was kinda annoyed she hadn't found this out sooner so she could visit other worlds sooner. That Friedrich guy seemed super strong. After all, you don't lose an arm and still walk away alive if you weren't strong.

"Whoa, cool robots. Alphys is working on some fancy robot herself, though is only in, uh, I forget the world." Undyne was never good with that science stuff, though Alphys liked it and she was cool with that. They were bestest best friends after all. "Right, almost forgot about my spears." The guppy would hold up her hand and focus before the spears disappeared. "I'm getting good at dispelling my magic." It didn't take as much effort as it used to.

"Yeah, I'm kinda hungry, and the sooner I eat the sooner I can spare with you." Undyne still wasn't look forward to having to do an hour of math afterwards, though she was getting a meal and someone to spar with so she couldn't complain too much. "I am sorry about messing the floor and other stuff. Though you guys need to have less stairs. Like, why are there so many stairs?"

(Undyne):

Undyne looked at the other in confusion, mainly as she sensed something seemed to be bothering them now, even if she was a bit dense and couldn’t tell by looking at them. “Uh, no? I know the Captain of the Royal Guard is Greatest Dog. He’s, like, super big and super tough from what I’ve seen.” The guppy wondered if she was maybe being tested or something, though her senses told her otherwise. “Can’t say I’ve ever heard of you before. I only know of King Asgore, King of the Underground.” Well, she was having doubts about being in the Underground so this just proves she isn’t there anymore.

Undyne then began trying to use every ounce of her brain to figure out what was going on, though it all came back to that strange grey door in Waterfall. The guppy knew every inch of Waterfall like the back of her hand, yet that door had just appeared. The door was clearly stranger than she thought. “This is like the stuff Dr. Gaster talks about in science class when he gets too into his science stuff. I normally tune it out, though he’s got these awesome theories about different worlds and timelines.” The young monster may dislike science, though even she got behind those theories.

“Of course I can become Captain of the Royal Guard, though I know it’s gonna take a lot of work, but it’ll be easy for me.” Undyne was aware that her goal would be hard, requiring constant training and hard work, though to her it was still something she could do. “You know, the Underground. Where all monsters live after being sealed under the mountain.” It was basic history that everyone learned when they were little. The guppy’s stomach would suddenly growl again, showing that she needed something to eat. “Not to rush, though I could use something to eat now.” It seemed the young monster either wasn’t bothered by the fact she might not be in the Underground or didn’t completely understand the situation.

She very quickly stopped listening to what the child had to say.

“…He’s got these awesome theories about different worlds and timelines.”

“Aight ’Smarty Pants’, do tell me where Mobius is located then? Surely you know of it.”

“Mmm…. I suppose my point is…I don’t think the Dragons of my world and yours are related or even similar.“

Her ears folded against her head as every piece of information started to pelt her like a mosquitos on a summer day.

Underground. Avalice. Mobius. Underground. Avalice. Mobius. Underground. Avalice. Mobius–worlds. Worlds! Entirely separate planets that could coexist with Flora! That’s why the tenrec didn’t know what Lucky Stars were. That’s why Dragons worked so differently over on Avalice than they do on Flora. That’s why this child knows of a King instead of a Queen as her ruler! Why her magic felt different, why she speaks as if one of the twelve rulers of Flora was a complete and utter stranger to her! Every man, woman and child would know of the Darlings! Her father made sure of that!!!

That was the only thing she could even THINK of to explain any of this! And it’d certainly line up with all that she already knows! That. That dream with the dragon–that was real! Everything she spoke about, everything Kit felt, all of these vivid memories, they’re real!!!

This…

This was all insane. This was all fucking insane!!! But nothing else makes sense! There would be no other way to explain any of it!!!

But then why??? Why are these people appearing left and right? Why was she with that dragon? Why did she suddenly disappear?

She’s missing information–it doesn’t add up! It just. It just.

It was as if the fennec had seen a ghost. Struck, paralyzed in thought. Her mind raced to a myriad of separate conclusions, none of which added up, none of which made sense, all of which twisted her worldview further and further and further.

“I’ve brought the–”

Oh.

Of course.

Of course Friedrich would come back to something like this. The Queen, certainly having a breakdown of some sort, all the while the child stands there. Lucky that it is just a child–prodigy or not, Renard wouldn’t exactly be ecstatic if he found out his daughter was showing weakness in front of a commoner.

The possum raised his hand, following it up with a loud snap.

“Lagomatrons, if you will.”

The small army of robotic maid bunnies saluted, all rushing towards where Undyne and Kit stood. The maids expertly weaved their way around the two, beginning to clean and repair any of the damage done to the area with the magical blue spears. They would even pull out any spears and neatly stack them off to a side in a nearby corner.

“Should we go and eat now, your highness? I’ve already told some of the Lagomatrons to begin cooking.”

[florainkingdom]

"Yeah, laugh it up, though let's see how you'd feel about her if she teleported right into the Veil and started making it rain fucking chocolate milk for three weeks. Do you have any idea how hard it is to revert Chaos Magic? I sure didn't until I actually had to fucking do it. Even Silvana struggled with it at first." Lila needed to find a way to get this lemur under control, though at least she's also making life a pain for Chicadino as well.

"Tickets don't even work on her anymore, not to mention she can actually fight Mystana for control over her body. It's a pain with the only benefit being somehow Mary has precise control on where she wants to go. She might even be better than Mystana and Silvana." It was actually concerning how good Mary was at jumping around the timeline.

"I don't even want to THINK about where Laphoda is right now. Mainly because Silvana said it isn't my problem seeing as she managed to slip into another world before whoever fixed the universe barrier. If it was hard to track her before tracking her when she can now jump to different worlds is nearly impossible." Despite Lila's best-efforts Poda managed to slip away when all the random portal problems were still a thing.

"I'm going to ignore the fact you moved the Kit from yours into ours. Mainly because I'm still wrapping my head out of the three branching timelines we have here. I think Silvana is working with that annoying fennec to try and merge them again as two ain't looking so hot." The Grand Magi was in a cluster fuck of a timeline if she was being honest. "Maybe the Mystana's can meet and figure out what the fuck is going on in the meantime. Oddly enough my Mystana is more... zen? Not sure if Mary is rubbing off on her."

"Though one plus is the Renard in this timeline is a fucking menace and is way better condition compared to other timelines. Not to mention Vix and Kit's mom is still kicking as well and is Third Rung." Lila felt like she had way more eyes and ears this time around, even if things were a bit all over the place.

(Lila 2):

"You know that's basically what Fate or Flora do whenever they end up in a stalemate or one is losing bad enough. Not like they destroy them, though my Silvana figured out that at one point the timeline just goes cold and stops going. Not all of them, though a LOT do. Not that I heard it from her at first. I heard it from that annoying ass lemur which Silvana then confirmed." Lila was sure her Silvana had reasons for that, though that lemur didn't seem to care.

"You got the tenrec too? Honestly, I like her style and she's already proving pretty handy seeing as she defeated this new wolf that is stronger than Lady Tala." Lila would then think. "Not sure if you have the same Wolf Leader we do. Then there's another tenrec in a branch timeline here, though she's pretty much harmless."

"Though it's not the regular people that are the problem, or the strong ones. That lemur I mentioned is a Chaos Goddess, and she's causing all sorts of problems. Well, expect for the new 'addition' that was added this rest." Lila would look out at the clock tower in the distance which no one can get close to.

"Though all that pales in comparison to the fucking Mary problem I'm having. I don't know how or why, though Mystana doesn't have full control anymore. What's worse is Mary's figured everything out and is jumping timelines all over the fucking place. Silvana is SUPER pissed about that."

. . .

That's what those fucking bozos do?

Fuck's sake--for being on the second rung, Silvana didn't tell her shit.

Great, okay. Guess she's gotta worry about her timeline just going cold again at some point. And of course Silvana would keep that kind of shit hidden from her--if something were ever 'first rung info', it'd probably be that.

She babum-badum's here thigh drums once more, appearifying out of thin air a notepad and pen. Physical record for this shit would be better than arcanic--lord knows what kind of bullshit could happen to an arcanic record if you loose track of it. The pen begins to scribble onto the page various notes Lila 2 was yapping on about. Flora and Fate--check up on the little shit and Dad. Or has that twin already started showing up? Or--augh, whatever. Go down the list. First Dad, then Renard, then explore anything else that could've possibly happened to Fate. And only God knows where the fuck Flora is at any given time. A sigh escapes her lips--she should be counting herself lucky that she's gone this long without having to deal with it.

The pen continue to write. Lady Tala, huh? Doesn't ring any bells, but she can also look into that one too. They've got two Tenrecs, apparently. Fun. Honestly she hasn't seen much of that one for a bit. And shit, if she's saying that she was apparently pretty fun then she's almost disappointed she hasn't gotten to see her in action more.

Maybe she'll send Kit on a 'scouting mission' of sorts. Could be funny.

Snrk.

It was hard to stifle her laughter at this one; there's a Chaos Goddess roaming around? That's actually really funny. Imagine what kind of bullshit that thing could get up to just by existing.

Definitely looking into that one.

. . .

"Mary's doing what now?"

The fucking empty head got full control? Or, half control??? How the everliving fuck did they let that happen?

"Did you run out of tickets or somethin'? Actually no that wouldn't matter--she's not even a real person. How can a shell get control and start bouncing around timelines? That doesn't even make sense."

Though... it's not like that's not possible, she guesses?

It's not like Mary's stupid, at least not on purpose. Every Mystana is still Mystana, at the end of a day. Whether it's a Mom or a Kid or a Mary, that capacity for magic and ability to do shit is only as locked away as Mystana wills it.

Mary--last Mystana described--was like if Mystana turned her brain off. On purpose. That's why she needs a fucking ticket every time she wants to talk to her--it's turning the brain back on. So in theory--or, Lila guesses, in practice--if that little shit just decided to think for more than two seconds, then it's entirely possible that she could get a leg up on Mystana.

But, no, that still doesn't make sense. It's still just Mystana at the end of the day. It's not body sharing, it's just her if she were stupid. There's no fucking reason why a shell would just... become a second consciousness out of fuckin' nowhere.

Unless...

"Welp, you're boned. Tough shit dealin' with all'a'that. My problems are waaaaay simpler. Fuckin' with a Queen, popped into your timeline once maybe, had a bad lunch. I'm on fuckin' easy street compared to you.

"Oh, hey, if we're a little earlier in the timeline, do you know where Laphoda fucked off to? Or will fuck off to, I guess. Tryna keep track of that bitch is a pain in the ass and I do not care about cheating when it comes to her."

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"You know that's basically what Fate or Flora do whenever they end up in a stalemate or one is losing bad enough. Not like they destroy them, though my Silvana figured out that at one point the timeline just goes cold and stops going. Not all of them, though a LOT do. Not that I heard it from her at first. I heard it from that annoying ass lemur which Silvana then confirmed." Lila was sure her Silvana had reasons for that, though that lemur didn't seem to care.

"You got the tenrec too? Honestly, I like her style and she's already proving pretty handy seeing as she defeated this new wolf that is stronger than Lady Tala." Lila would then think. "Not sure if you have the same Wolf Leader we do. Then there's another tenrec in a branch timeline here, though she's pretty much harmless."

"Though it's not the regular people that are the problem, or the strong ones. That lemur I mentioned is a Chaos Goddess, and she's causing all sorts of problems. Well, expect for the new 'addition' that was added this rest." Lila would look out at the clock tower in the distance which no one can get close to.

"Though all that pales in comparison to the fucking Mary problem I'm having. I don't know how or why, though Mystana doesn't have full control anymore. What's worse is Mary's figured everything out and is jumping timelines all over the fucking place. Silvana is SUPER pissed about that."

(Lila 2):

Lila was shocked to just hear a voice and no video on the orb. Must be contacting a timeline without those, though the one she was in is a fucking mess right now. For all she knew these things are new. "Pretty sure we'd be fucked if Madama Silvana wanted to talk to both of us." It was bad enough when the Grand Magi got called in for a 'talk' with Madama Silvana, though if two of her were called in? That would mean they REALLY fucked up.

"That said, I think we should be concerned seeing as I'm calling from a future timeline, which means yours got reset at one point so I'm kinda confused how it's active again." Lila didn't understand this as all other timelines just, stop when reset. Was this Fate or Flora trying something new? Ugh, who can even tell with those two anymore.

"So, the fuck is going on over there? Any strange anomalies or people who shouldn't be there?" Could be Chicadino, though she's never experienced him managing to have anyone traverse the time stream before. As far as she knew only Mystana had the ability to do that right now. Though in this timeline there were five big differences, one of those differences being extremely annoying.

"By any chance have you seen a lemur popping around The Veil? Slightly taller than your average feline, and carrying rather powerful spear? Perhaps changing things in the most chaotic way possible?" Lila couldn't say for sure, though only THEY would be insane enough to jump into a pervious timeline without proper planning.

WHAT.

She sat up in her couch, hands placed firmly on her drum-thighs.

Wait.

“I will help, if you request it. “But only because I know my Lila and my Silvana would not be very happy knowing about any of this."

Oh son of a fucking.

This is that other timeline Lila, ain't it?

Fucking. Of course. Guess that'd be one thing that'd catch up with her at some point. Never guessed it'd be this soon, though. She figured the Darling twerp would get her memories back before she'd get chewed out by her own double.

Future timeline checks out, too--the one she was in had some sort of weird shit with the possum and Chicadino and whatever the fuck. Wasn't interested in spoilers at the time. She'd rather see how it played out with her own eyes. Though, if the spoilers are speaking to her directly...

"Fuck you mean reset? Somethin' you know that I don't?" Is some jackass just killing off timelines for fun or something? She kind of figured everything ran concurrent.

Eugh, no, that wouldn't make sense. Ana certainly wouldn't fucking exist if Mystana didn't feel the need to keep dipping her toes where they didn't belong. Oh suuure, it's fine when she just lets her entire stream of consciousness practically split all over the timeline for everyone and their mom to get confused about, but the moment Lila fucks something up--

"Sorry, what? A lemur? Haven't seen shit like that. "And the abundance of fucking randoms just showing up is clear as day. Two kids, a dragon princess, a fucking... zone cop??? Whatever the fuck that is. A fucking ghost rabbit, an electric tenrec--

"Should I go on? I'm sure you fuckers haven't been dealing with nearly as much bullshit." The stress was actually getting to her a bit. Her toes curled, her hands starting to ball, her teeth gritting.

In truth, none of this actually mattered that much to her--hell, it was funny when none of it got her in the hot seat. But with that ever looming thought of Silvana figuring something out and chastising her in the most Silvana way she fucking could... things sort of compiled. Things were getting to her.

So, what better way to vent than to vent to yourself? Who could better understand you than you?