#comph

[atopvisenyashill]

shoot another shot, try to stop the feeling you can say it’s just the way you are make a new excuse, another stupid reason

[avsandflyboys]

WHY would you ask somebody why he has the most punchable face on the team what kind of question is that seriously

[moralesmilesanhour]

Ghostflower why they broke up go!

Comphe-[CROWD BOOS]

But also codependency. They get into a relationship and quickly realize that they don't actually know each other, and realize that they are not actually kindred spirits. Gwen has to open up and actually bond with Miles over something that didn't traumatize the both of them, and Miles has to develop an identity outside of being Spider-Man. Them being together fundamentally makes this very difficult, especially as Miles develops connections with others that understand him ways that Gwen cannot, and vice versa. No hard feelings but that breakup is AWKWARD oof

[princesstillyenna]

WoHo?? 👀👀👀👀

HI NONNY WoHo is my love letter to hilary knight. as seen through the eyes of Jesse Compher.

I'm going to write the "problems and reasons this fic isn't finished" and then get a snippet. Honestly, I don't know where this fic is going. I don't know how to get them together? I don't know anything. I just... wanted to write about how hot Hilary is. Suggestions on where you would like to see this go are VERY WELCOME

“Hey,” Harmer says around the food in her mouth, “Question for the group.” “Shoot,” Boze tells her. “So, how would you go about approaching like, the hottest chick you know.” Jesse pinches Harmer’s thigh under the table. “Approaching in like, a romantic way?” Decker asks, from where she’s sat opposite. “Yeah, romantic.” Harms grins. “I thought you were straight Harmer?” Knighter tilts her head. “Oh,” Harmer laughs, “It’s not for me, it’s for a friend, Dev and I are great, I’m not planning on chatting up any hot chicks.” “Ok, so do we know if the chick she’s crushing is gay?” Decker asks Harmer seesaws her hand from side to side, “Possibly?” She says, and Jesse can’t help but think back to the article she’d read obsessively at least five times where Knighter had said she felt she was part of the LGBTQ+ community. “Has your friend considered, just talking to said person?” <adult> offers, “Asking if they’re queer should be a good first step.” Jesse can feel herself turning bright red at the thought of just trying to ask Knighter whether she’s queer or not. “Oh my god.” Decker laughs, “Is your friend Comphy?” “Comphy!” Boze leans forward, “Who’s the crush on?” “Tell me it’s not a Canadian.” Knighter shakes her head, “I am so tired of that narrative, there are too many cross-border relationships in women’s hockey.” “It’s not a Canadian.” Jesse mutters, staring at the table. “Aw Comph,” Kess is sat on the other side of Jesse and wraps an arm around her shoulder, “Is our lil baby Comph all grown up.” “I literally hate all of you.” Jesse stares down at the table, willing the burn in her cheeks to subside.

[senditcolton]

it’s all just a blur...

CHAPTER THREE BONUS!

word count - 1.3k

warnings - marijuana use (again) 

a/n - hello! this is a little Tyson pov bonus because it feels weird to me departing from Maddie like that. so, ta-da! i might do some more of these but i had to do this one because it was such a specific moment i planned that i had to write it down. okay, enjoy!! (takes place during chapter three, just a different pov!) 

“Let’s go boys.”

With those words, Tyson leads his friends out of Madeleine’s apartment and down the hallway. Their quiet conversations behind him bounce off the beige walls and fill the quiet nicely. When they arrive at the elevator, Tyson turns back to them.

“Hey, thanks for coming guys. It really means a lot, not only to me but also to Madeleine.”

“Not a problem dude,” Nate says.

“Yeah. Gives us something to do,” Cale laughs, his contagious grin appearing to which Tyson returns before the chime of the elevator sounds and the doors slide open. They all huddle into the small cube and Burky hits the button for the lobby.

“So, tell us about Madeleine,” Nate requests as the elevator begins its descent.

“What do you what to know?”

“Anything, I suppose. Whatever you want to tell us.”

“I mean, I’ve known her since we were both kids. We grew up in Kelowna together. She went to Calgary for university while I went off to North Dakota and we sort of lost touch. We actually just reconnected like 6 months ago.”

“Six months and she’s moved out here for you?” Ryan asks.

“She didn’t move out here for me. We’re not, like, together. We’re just friends. She moved to Colorado for a job, at DU actually Right across the street,” Tyson explains, the insinuation rattling him slightly. He is thankfully saved by the elevator dinging again and they all file out of the elevator. Tyson trails slightly behind as the rest of the guys move forward, other conversations starting, some of which were about the move, some of which were completely unrelated. He doesn’t even notice that JT isn’t a part of them until the ginger appears by his side.

“Just friends, huh?” JT asks, his voice a little teasing but Tyson can hear the genuine question laced underneath.

“What do you want Comph?”

“Nothing. It just when we walked it, you guys seemed a little more than just friendly.”

“We were dancing. Madeleine was getting stressed and I was just helping her out.”

“You help her out a lot?”

“Yeah, that’s what friends do,” Tyson replies, a little bit of roughness sneaking into his words at JT’s incessant pestering.

“And the fresh flowers sitting on the kitchen counter was just… what?”

“A housewarming gift,” he states, his tone and words signaling the end of the conversation.

“Alright, alright, fine. You and Madeleine are just friends. So, I guess that means you won’t care that both Nate and Cale were talking about how pretty she is, right?”

JT doesn’t wait for Tyson’s reply, bounding ahead to where Nate, Cale, Ryan, and Burky were all gathered in front and inside the small moving truck. Tyson just stares after him, processing his words.

It shouldn’t bother him. Madeleine was beautiful – he’d be an idiot to pretend that she wasn’t. But then why did the thought of his teammates looking at her that way set a small fire in his chest?

He doesn’t have any time to decipher his feelings before Nate and Burky start to move towards him, a piece of Madeleine’s bedframe carried between them.

Tyson swipes Maddie’s key card and holds open the door, choosing to focus on the task at hand instead of the pestering voice in the back of his mind.

~~~

This was a great night. Him and the rest of the boys helped Madeleine put together almost the entirety of her apartment and now, they were just winding down after a full and busy day. The joints passed between all of them certainly contributed to the calm that had settled over them all.

Tyson sits on the rug in the living room, his eyes connected to Madeleine’s frame directly across from him. She looks gorgeous. She always did but right now, the way her blonde hair fell and how peaceful she looks, with her eyes closed, her chest slowly rising and falling… she was beautiful.

He didn’t even mind that her feet were in Cale’s lap and Nate’s hands were mindlessly stroking her hair.

Tyson thinks to himself that he’s proved JT’s assumption wrong. He almost wants to turn to JT, to tell him ‘see, I told you it doesn’t matter if other people like her’ when he feels the vibration of a phone going off. He looks down next to him and sees Madeline’s phone, in its practical black phone case, light up with a text notification.

He can’t see much else – except for the name accompanying the message.

Logan

There’s a unique kind of rage that ignites in Tyson at the sight, having a pretty strong idea of who was texting Madeleine and remembering the confrontation back in Calgary with someone who shared that name.

Who else could it be? How many Logans could Maddie even know?  

Without really thinking, Tyson picks up Maddie’s phone, swiping up on the screen.

“Hey, Madeleine, what’s your passcode?”

“Why?” Madeleine asks in response, but not bothering enough to open her eyes.

“Mine died and I’m thinking about calling the guys an Uber,” Tyson says, the lie falling from his lips.

“What about your cars?”

“We can pick them up tomorrow.”

“Okay, it’s 1-6-0-4,” she says opening her eyes and turning to look at Tyson before her gaze flickers to the rest of the boys lounging around the room. “But if you guys don’t want to pay, you can always crash here. I don’t mind,” Madeleine replies, her slight concern making JT chuckle.

“Madeleine, we’re NHL players.”

“Yeah, we don’t mind paying for an Uber,” Cale adds, taking a small drag before holding out the joint to Maddie.

“Oh I’m so sorry. Please continue to tell me all about your big… contracts,” she says, her voice like velvet as she takes the spliff from Cale’s hands, her fingers dancing over his, the innuendo heavy in her tone. However, the words are almost instantly accompanied by Madeline’s cackling laugh, most likely at the even stronger rush of red that painted Cale’s cheeks, earning a few chuckles from the rest of the guys.

Tyson can’t stop his jaw from clenching at the interaction and of course, that’s when JT shoots a curious glance in his direction. Tyson ignores the ginger’s brown eyes on him and instead punches in Maddie’s passcode. Although what he sees when he opens her messages makes him grind his teeth even more.

Logan Hey, I miss you. I spent all day yesterday thinking about you and Maddie, I fucked up. I know I did. I just miss you baby. Please give me another chance. Received September 5th at 9:42pm

Tyson looks up from the screen and across the way to where Madeleine lays. She’s still relaxed against his friends, giggling at something Andre said. She was happy. Happier than when Tyson last saw her that night in April. Happier than she was in Calgary. Probably happier than she ever was with Logan.

No, she didn’t belong up there. She didn’t belong to him.

She was meant to be here.

Without thinking, Tyson clicks the small camera icon next to Logan’s message, angling the phone towards Madeleine, Nate and Cale before snapping a picture. He looks to make sure that he got Maddie’s smile and presses send. But not before hastily typing up the accompanying message:

She’s forgotten all about you.

He doesn’t wait for Logan’s reply. Instead, he hits the contact information, first blocking the number and then deleting the contact permanently from Madeleine’s phone. Tyson almost throws down the device afterwards, maybe a little too forcefully because the sound of it thudding against the floor makes Ryan turn towards him.

“Everything alright?”

“Everything’s perfect,” Tyson replies, looking back to Madeleine.

Perhaps he might have crossed a line. Perhaps he might have to answer for his childish actions later. But right now, he doesn’t care.

Because when he looks at Maddie and sees her smile, sees her at peace, he would do it all again. He would always protect her, always comfort her, always be there for her.

Because he cares about her.

Because he loves her. Even after all this time.

Still.

Her.

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[crow-talks-hockey]

all honesty, i'm trying so hard to pay attention to the leafs in this game but every time i keep finding my gaze drawn to comph. literally every shift he's played i zone out and just watch him... so needless to say i will NOT be prepared for when he returns to denver

[hockeylvr59]

Comphs // 2.7.23 Avs @ Pens (my photos please do not repost)

[avsandflyboys]

Wait Eller 2C and Comph is wing??? Interesting

[faebiebot]

comph

[eyesthatroll]

AND COMPH TOO! IDK WHY I FORGOT TO MENTION HIM IN MY PREVIOUS ASK LMAO

but i swear i've never read a bad jt fic ever

JT COMPHHHHERRRR THE MAN THAT YOU ARE

i also have never read a bad jt fic like the talent goes crazy

[444names]

Names generated from the drow dictionary on the Chosen of Eilistraee website, French and Tolkienesque forenames.

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[ao3feed-hockey]

Together We Can Take It Higher

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/91ZhEBM

by Anonymous

“Hi, I’m Tyson! Or Josty. Or Tys. Most people call me Josty but you can pick whatever,” Tyson says in a rush as he sticks out his hand.

“JT. Or Comphs,” the redhead replies, grasping Tyson’s outstretched hand.

“I think they want to try us on a line together. Maybe we can turn this ship around,” Tyson grins.

Words: 3271, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 7 of Men's Hockey RPF

Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: J. T. Compher, Tyson Jost, Erik Johnson (Hockey RPF), Tyson Barrie, Alexander Kerfoot, Tage Thompson

Relationships: J. T. Compher/Tyson Jost, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Tyson Barrie/Erik Johnson

Additional Tags: Breaking Up & Making Up, Friends to Lovers, Best Friends

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/91ZhEBM

[lenacopperleaf]

Hearing the avs aren’t gonna resign JT. Not totally surprised, Comphs is great and deserves a nice pay day which I don’t think the avs can do. Still really sad. All my guys are leaving :(

[timelesstimesgoneby]

three stooges

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Just Plain Bill Longhorn Pete Longhorn Saloon wild Bill Hicup Grips, Grunts and Groans Another turkey Hangover Athletic Club Ironhead Ivan Bustoff Kid Pinky Tony Wild Hyacinth Guns A Poppin "I got it for my bar mitzvah!" Intent to Commit Mayhem Mad Bill Hookup Nerve tonic "Not since I was a baby 106⅞ "The Original Two-Man Olarge "Shtunk Mfg. Co. «Sunny-side down and don't tum. over" Vitamins A.P.U. Gupped in the Denthous Box 41144 "Distilled Yesterday" "Home on the Farm" "I know how!" "I used to play in five flats but lgo kicked out of the last one" Jane "My Beautiful Jane" Old Panther "There must be a way to get that ring without getting into trouble with the censor" "Tired of being beautiful and alone. Woman Haters Club 87

Hall Shot Shoofers Admiral Hawkins' Flagship Captain Burke "hope it didn't hit the pool room" "I'm a pedestrian!" "Mazel Tov!"and "L'Chaim!" "No, Milwaukee" sergeant MacGillicuddy "U.S. Army Join Now" "Vacancies Exist" "You'll Never Know" Half-Wits Holiday A.A.M. (Amalgamated Association of Morons), Local 6⅞ "Completely illogical, preponderantly impracticable, and moreover, it stinks" Countess Schpritzwasser Fifty generations Jerkington Lulu Mink, skunk, and porcupine Miss Gottrocks Mrs. Smythe Smythe "No qualms or trepidations. $1,000 Petty larceny Stooge Professors Quackenbush and Sedletz (see Professors Rich and Nichols . ..) "Quit bragging" Sappington "Story Pictures of Farm Animals" "Tar ytrid eeth say. Glug zap snorglots ramitz. Ronassonce kibertz." Vacancy of the cranium Have Rocket, Will Travel Dr. Ingrid "Earthmen Return Home . . "Isn't he quisn't!" "It was nothing, Mademoiselle. J. P. Morse Knucklehead

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Marshal Boring Moronica (Larry) Shickelgruber Hoi Polloi Maskazino cherry "Oh, thank you. I couldn't dance a step last year" Professors Rich and Nichols, Quackenbush and Sedletz "Rubbish Permit 186" $10,000 "That's in case you do and I'm not around" "Yeah, two bucks!" Hokus Pokus Calamity Insurance Company Cliff The Great Svengarlic

"He'll Steal Your Breath Away!" "Here This Week--the Great Hypnotist Svengarlic-He'll Steal Your Breath Away- A Stellar Attraction-Scientific-_-Educational- 2 Performances Daily" Mary Nice cold hotcakes smothered in vinegar Schlemiel Number Eight Hold That Lion! Ambrose Rose Estate Cannonball Express Cess, Poole, and Drayne "Dububb, zedubb, wubbub, dewubb dee- dub-wub" Icabod Slipp Judge Woodcock R. Strinker Slipp, Tripp, and Skipp vote for Honest Icabod slipp- wake up and go to sleep -well Get That Filthy Lucre. well, we're not in my country Hoofs and Goofs Birdie Mr. Dinkelspiel Horses' Collars Decker 117, Opponents O~ *pice, Dancing, Dames, Drinking, and Dunking" Double Deal Decker Double Deal's Five "D" Delight Hyden Zeke Detective Agency Nell Stockyards 1234 WGN When in Chicago.. horsing Around Birdie Brooks Circus Piggy schnapps Winkelburg Hot Ice Dapper Dan 41 Correspondence School of Detecting Harold the Ape Inspector McCormick Muscles Punjab Diamond Scotland Yard Hot Scots A-1 Correspondence School of Detecting Angus and McPherson Below the McMason McDixon line The Earl of Glenheather

Glenheather Castle "HI, Lorna; how ya doone?" Inspector McCormick "Is my slip showing?" Lorna Doone Scotland Yard Hot Stuff "And the rest of the day for myself!" Captain Roarke Elementary Chemistry Government of Urania-Department of Inferior Half a pint of ectowhozis (may substitute with ectowhatsis), 4 grams of alkabob, shishkabob, jigger of sastrophonia, carbolic acid, squirt of haratang "It's our duty to posterior" Pig's feet smothered in lubricating oil, raw potatoes boiled in pure varnish, and head cheese garnished with rusty nails Professor Snead Routine Number Six State of Anemia Urania Urania Daily Bladder How High Is Up? Apex Construction Company "Men at Work" Minute Menders, Inc. "Three of the best riveters who ever riveted" Hugs and Mugs "The Management Reserves the Right to Refuse $1,000 Bills" Mugsy National Express and Storage Co. Shangri-La Upholstering Co. "Somebody's roasting a ham!"

"We Make Everything from Beds to Bustles" "What's a matter with my eyes; do they look like halvah?" Hula-La-la B.O. Pictures Corp. Luana Mr. Baines Raribonga Stage 19 Varunu Husbands Beware Cousin Basil Dora and Flora J. M. Benton Miss Hopkins "Professor Shemp Howard_-Teacher of Voice" Turpentine "Voices of Spring" I Can Hardly Wait Doctor A. Yank Doctor Y. Tug "She Was Bred in Old Kentucky" 6⅞ 13 "You burnt my little bugle!" Idiots Deluxe Intent to commit mayhem Nerve tonic "No Smoking No Hunting -No Fishing--No Nothing Go Home" "Not since I was a baby" "Oh, woe is Moe" 106⅞ "The Original Two-Man Quartet" Shtunk Manufacturing Company Sunny side down and don't turn em, Vitamins A.P.U. Idle Roomers -Amazing! Incrediblel Horrifle. Hotel Snazzy Plaza Leander's Carnival Lupe the Wolf Man Mr. and Mrs. Leander Room 810 "This End Up" If a Bodu Meets a Body Curly Q. Link "Curly Q. Link Sought. Jerkington Link, Mink, and Pink "The morbid the merrier!" Nice soup from a nice, juicy bone Professor Bob O. Link 67 Cents Net I'l Never Heil Again Amscray, Ixnay, and Umpchay Axis Partners Bay of Rum "The Characters in this Picture. Chizzilini Field Marshal Herring Gilda King Herman 6⅞ Minister of Rum Moe Hailstone Moronica "Moronica for Morons" Seeress of Roebuck Starvania I'm a Monkey's Uncle "According to Darwin …" Aggie, Maggie, and Baggie "Any Similarity .. Dogfish "Don't worry; you smell . .. good!" "Horsethieves!" Lily of the Alley "Me, three!" The most beautiful cave in Mesopotamia Poison gas "She loves me, she loves me not .. "You're telling me!"

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Loco Boy Makes Good Balbo the Magician Chisel Inn Hotel Happy Haven Hotel Kokonuts Grove "Mingle or I'll mangle!" Mr. Scroggins Nill, Null, and Void Paté D'Fagua "Rooms $1 a Month- Free Showers When it Rains" "She Was Bred in Old Kentucky" "Three Hams That Lay Their Own Eggs" Waldo Twitchell Ye Olde Pilgrim Hotel "You know I'm not normal!" Loose Loot Ambrose Rose Estate Cess, Poole, and Drayne Circle Follies Theatre Icabod Slipp "Invest with Honest Icabod Slipp" Judge Woodcock R. Strinker 919 Circle Avenue Slipp, Tripp, and Skipp "We'll Get That Filthy Lucre .. "Well, we're not in my country

Love af First Bife Café La-Mer-Essen "Distilled Yesterday" Fin Katrina Maria Old Panther Rue de Schlemiel and Rue de le Pew Malice in the Dalace Café Casbahbah Emir of Shmow Ghinna Rumma Haffa Dalla Hassan Ben Sober King Rootin' Tootin' Diamond Omagosh 1,000 Shilbleenas Shmow "Somewhere in the Orient" Start at Jerkola Mafri-Phony "All Unmarried Redheaded Maidens Ancient Erysipelas The back of the drapes "The Biggest Chiselers in Town" Curleycue Diana Dollar Day Larrycus Mohicus Octopus Grabus "Proclamation .. ." Tarantula A Tenth-Century Ras Bañas Ya-tee Benafucci "Vitamins A, B, C, D, E, F; Gee, I like food!" Men in Black Anapanacag, cedascram falsyeth, anacanapon, and eenots Anna Conda Dr. Graves Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Ho "For Duty and Humanity! Los Arms Hospital Semert, anacome, senetoonum, anacanaponner, peenanar, anasino more cotton cotton, anic, needles, scissors, and" we graduated with the highest tempera tures in our class!" Merru Mavericks Clarence, Cassidy "Law Officers on the Way Red Morgan Peaceful Gulch Peaceful Gulch Saloon "Wanted for Vagrancy" A Merry Mix-Up Louie, Max, and Jack Luke, Morris, and Jeff Shingled roof Micro-Phonies Alice Bixby "Gritto spelled sideways is 'Ottri-guh-guh* Krispy Krunchies Radio KGBY Mrs. Bixby Sandra Sandpile Señorita Cucaracha Señors Mucho and Gusto Sextetrum Lucia Signor Six Tetrum Lucy Skin "Voices of Spring" "Yeah, it reminds me of the reform school" A Missed Fortune Bunion Eight

B-U-R-P Darwin 54.85 Hotel Costa Plente It ain't spring yet» Mystery Motor lackpot Show stix Fast Glue Thank you, Mr. Personally" that's nothin" He had a bed that went Tack to Sears Roebuck the Third»' gonkey Businessmen treaker-uppers of the peanut brittle foundry Thigh altitude, low prices. No matter what Dr. Mallard you got you'll lose it at Mallard's " Mallard's Rest Home and Clinic Miss Shapely 90 Proof smiling Sam McGann Tractohomolactometer, hammadeemaceemafaren Movie Maniacs C.M. & St. P. R.R. Carnation Pictures Fuller Rath Hollywood Storage Company Stage 7 Swinehardt Mummy's Dummies Ancient Egypt. In the Reign of the Great King Rootentooten." 489 Shekels 400 Shekels King Putentakeit Honest Moe, Honest Shemp, and Larry King Rootentooten Painless Papyrus Radames The Smiling Egyptians Stink Tomb of Old King Putentakeit Muscle Up a Liffle Closer Elmo Drake Matzohs Seabiscuit Food Corp. Tiny Musty Musketeers "A-Calling We Do Come" Coleslawvania F.B.I. "Gone to Rest Under the Spreading Chestnut Tree" King Cole Mergatroyd the Magician Prince Gallant 111 of Rhododendron Princess Alicia "A Small Kingdom …" "Thou hath made me shoe the wrong mule" Tillyeth, Millyeth, and Lillyeth Will Idge Muffs fo You Butch Clux Dog Soap "Deposit Dogs Here" "Dogs Washed While U Wate . "He don't smoke, drink, nor chew" "Huck mir nisht a chynick, and I don't mean efsher!" "If you were over here I'd give you this!" "Inspector" K-9 Dog Laundry "Listen to that exhaust!" "Manning Baby Disappears" Mrs. Dennis O'Toole Mr. and Mrs. Manning Mr. Stutz "No Dogs or Babies Allowed"

Officer O'Halloran Wong Hi Lee Hand Laundry No Census, No Feeling "Census Takers Report Here" City Assessor 18 "Exit Tunnel 12" Fifi Fine powdered alum Lake Winapasakee "Players Only" Square Deal Swap Shop 30 22 No Dough, Boys "Hey You No Smoking" Hugo "Jap Sub Blown Up ..

Joe's Beanery Latherneck Shaving Cream Naki, Saki, and Waki Steelia Pumpernickel, Amelia Schwartzbrut, and Celia Schweipak The Times Press Nutty but Nice America's Gift to Indigestion Drs. Lyman and Walters Felix Stout's Bar Hilarious Hash Slingers "Home on the Range" Little Betty Williams "Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary" Mr. Williams "Speak for yourself, rodent!" Spike and Butch Yankee Noodle Soup Ye Colonial Inn

or cash and Hash Armored Car Robbers Identined Card Angel workers Name Loomis Gang" captain Mullins Elite Cafe Gladys Harmon Lefty Loomis oir's Well That Ends wen Red Dog Canyon oils to Bed, Oilu to Rise April, May, and June Clipper Fairport Theatre "Free Auto" Uncle Tim Unitarians widow Jenkins Out West Arizona Kid "Come to Papa!" "Distilled Monday" Doc Barker "'m going to get myself a cheap lawyer" «I've had it ever since I was a little kid" Molasses, Tabasco, seltzer. Nell Never in the history of motion pictures . . Old Homicide Red Dog Saloon "The Stooges have landed and have the situation well in hand!" "You're getting no place fast!" Outer Space Jitters "General Motorcycle: 17½, Anacanapana Steel: 25¼, Isimmis Incorporated: 17" The Goon Grand Zilch of Sunev The High Mucky Muck A nice salami sandwich smothere sour cream with cherry jelly Professor Jones Sunev The Ouflaws Is Coming Annie Oakley Elvis Kenneth Cabot Rance Roden Trigger Mortis "2 Hr. Parking 8 A.M. to 6 P.M.- Except Sundays, Holidays & Hangings"

A Pain in the Pullman Goldstein, Goldberg, Goldblatt, and O'Brien loe Johnson Mrs. Hammond Eggerley's Theatrical Apts. "The Panics of 1936" Paul Pain "Wake up and go to sleep!" Pals and Gals Belle and Zell "Come to Papa!" Doc Barker "I'm going to get myself a cheap lawyer" "I've had it ever since I was a little kid" Joe's Minstrels Songs and Dances Joe's Traveling Store General Merchandise Molasses, Tabasco, seltzer, eggs, paint, and paint remover Nell Old Homicide Red Dog Saloon Pardon My Backfire Betty, Hettie, and Nettie "Happy 10th Anniversary" San Brandon Penitentiary "That's too permanent!" Pardon Mv Clutch Claude A. Quacker Columbus "It must be something else" "Look in these shoes for some toes!" Marigold, Narcissus, and Petunia "Which one?" "You know, you should fish for a whale" Pardon My Scoich Breath O' Heather Vat 106 Plus I.T. ¡ones' Drugstore MeSniff McSnort McSnuff Mr. Jones Señor Louis Balero Cantino "Ver G'harget,""Over the River: and "Skip the Gutter" Dest Man Wins "A barking dog never bites. FIR "Got Ants in Your Plants? We'll Kill 'Em!" Lightning Pest Control Company Meadows Mrs. Castor Mr. Philander Phony Express Abdul's Cactus Remedy Dr. Abdul's Medicine Show 50 cents or 3 for $1 First National Bank Hayfever, spotted fever … "And lay you right down, too!" "Open 10 to 3" Peaceful Gulch Peaceful Gulch Saloon Red Morgan "Wanted for Vagrancy" "Wild Bill Hicup Due In" Pies and Guys "Completely illogical, preponderantly impracticable, and moreover, it stinks" Countess Schpritzwasser Lulu Mink, skunk, and porcupine Miss Gottrocks Professors Quackenbush and Sedletz (see Professors Rich and Nichols ..

sappington vacancy of the cranium paving the Ponies Adam and Eve on a Raft "At a loss for adjectives" Chili pepperinos 55000 Benson County Sweepstakes Flounder Inn H,O Lobster with frog legs Madcap Wins Ten Thousand Dollar Sweepstakes" 35 cents Thunderbolt "Thunderbolt Manager"

"Thunderbolt Nursemaid" "Thunderbolt Pilot" Vandy Legs, Bride's Biscuit, Muddy Water, Turtle Neck, and Hailstorm Pop Goes the Easel Anacanapanasan, eenar, anasanapacarscram "He drew twenty years with one stroke of the pen" "I Am Starving …" Kraft's College of Arts "Look at the grouse!" "Must Have a Job …" Professor Fuller "Stop Look and Listen"

Punch Drunks "Four slices of burned toast and a rotten egg" Killer Kilduff K. O. Stradivarius "Pop Goes the Weasel" Room 13 Punchu Cowpunchers Blackiack and Lefty Captain Daley Coyote Creek Dillon Gang Elmer "Fort Scott, Kansas, 1868 the Heroic Men of the U.S. Cavalry" TIl take a milkshake . . . with sour milk!" "The Killer Dillons" Nell Red Dog Saloon Sergeant Mullins "What size, madam? We have some lovely ground-grippers!" Quiz Whizz "About five-foot-five by five-foot-five" Consolidated Fujiyama California Smog Bags Daily Gazette G. Y. Prince Investors Inc. J. J. Figbee Montgomery M. Montgomery R. O. Broad Skin Resiless Knights Baron of Brains Baron of Gray Matter Count of Five Duke of Durham

Duke of Mixture "Every man for himself- Fife of Drum Kingdom of Anesthesia Parasites Prince Boris 3,000 guineas, two geese, and a dues Rhuthm and Weep "Doctor Dippy's Retreat" Eagon's Rehearsal Hall Theatre Garden Theatre Hilda, Wilda, and Tilda Mike Lipincranz Mr. Boyce Mr. Smellington Stooge Follies "Swing it!" "Swingeroo Joe" "We're dressed as ballerinas" Rip, Sew and Stitch I. Fleecem L-R-L-R-L-R-L 1-1-2-3-2-2-1 No Burpoline Pip Boys Lary Moe & Shemp Skin and Flint Finance Corporation "Slippery Fingers" I.H. Terry Hargen 200 percent wool "Unaccustomed Tailors" "What a beautiful messterpiece!" Rockin' Thru the Rockies Chief Growling Bear "Direct From Three Hot Weeks in Kansas" Frontier Inn Nell Nell's Belles "This fish looks like Moe!"

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Our Leader--President Ward Robey-The People's Friend" President Ward Robey Señorita Rita Shock Absorber for Earthquakes Singapore loe's Palace Hotel Valeska Scheming Schemers Day and Nite Plumbers 1414 Bleecker Street How to Be a Plumber
Mr. Norfleet
Norfleet Mansion
The Van Brocklin Painting
"We Never Sleep"
Scotched in Scofland
Angus and McPherson
Below the McMason McDixon line
The Earl of Glenheather
Glenheather Castle
"Hi, Lorna; how ya doone?"
"Is my slip showing?"
Lorna Doone O. U. Gonga Wide Awake Detective School Scrambled Brains Croakers Sanitarium Dr. Gezundheidt Drs. Hart, Burns, and Belcher Isle of Stromboli Nora Self Made Maids "All Parts in this Picture Are Played By the Three Stooges" Derstick, Anacanapooner Larraine Mergatroyd Moella Shempetta Shivering Sherlocks Angel

*Armored Car Robbers Identifled: Café Workers Name Loomis Gang" Captain Mullins Gladys Harmon Lefty Loomis Shot in the Frontier "Beneath This Diggs, Graves, and Berry Undertakers "Distilled Yesterday" Ella, Bella, and Stella "Friday the 13th" "Here Lies A Father of 28, He Might Have Had More But Now It's Too Late" M. Balmer "Mama Loved Papa . .." "No Use You're Doomed" Noonan Brothers Old Panther Storey's Saloon "To your last breath . .. Sing a Song of Six Pants

Fleecem L-R-L-R-L-R-L. 1-1-2-3-2-2-1 No Burpoline Pip Boys Lary Moe & Shemp Skin and Flint Finance Corporation "Slippery Fingers" T.H. Terry Hargen 200 percent wool "Unaccustomed Tailors" "What a beautiful messterpiece!" The Sitter Downers Corabell, Dorabell, and Florabell Gazette Journal "I got Stetson; which one is she?" "In the Spring . Metropole Flower Shop Mr. Bell No Honeymoon No Work/Unfalr io Union Husbands" this Lot Presented to the Three sudden Suitors -Upland Realty Co." "This Place Unfair to Union Sultore Upland Realty Company Slaphappy Sleuths Becky "Feel Tired?. Fuller Grime "Have You Sore Feet? Try Tic-Tac. Good for the Toe" Hazel

M. Greecy "In Onion There Is Strength" Just straight salary Onion Oil Company Popping Corn "Try Dr. Belcher's Compound for Gas on the Stomach" "Why don't you sing 'Mame"?" Slippery Silks Madame De France Mrs. Morgan Mr. Morgan Mr. Romani "Modes Modernistique" Romani Artistic Woodwork Uncle Pete A Snitch in Time "Antiques Made While-U-Waite. Hendrix Jewelry Store Miss Scudder Mr. Jerry Pip and Steve Steve Ye Olde Furniture Shoppe

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Mr. Winthrop Puckerless persimmon tree Rhum Boogie Roast Stooge Swamp soup Vitamin P.D.Q. Soup fo Nuts "This is the hottest June we've had since last July!" White on rye Bologna and whipped cream "Liver and milk . .. and a banana split" "The Elevator Dance" Space Ship Sappy Filet of sole and heel "Flying Saucer Photographer Awarded City's Highest Honor" "Gevalt!" Liar's Club 27th Annual Convention "Nobody lives here, either!" "Prof. A. K. Rimple No. 60" Professor A. K. Rimple Rockwood Steel, Ranacoma Copper, Your American Can, Pinpoint Pimple Sunev "Who came in?" Spook Louder J. O. Dunkfeather Miracle Massage Reducing Machine Mr. Graves Mr. Wallace "No Peddlers" The Times Spooks Congo Crumb's Pies "Divorce Evidence Manufactured . Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde George B. Bopper Mary Bopper Super Slueth Detective Agency *What a hideous, monstrous face!- Squarcheads of the Round Table "Are you short of money? Black Prince Cedric the Blacksmith "I can't die; I haven't seen The lolson Story!" "In Days of Old . . ." "it's sharp medicine, but It's a sure cure for all diseases" "Oh, Elaine" Princess Elaine Scowling Scotsman Sextetrum Lucia Sir Satchel "So We Stuck Our Little Tootsies in the Water" "That babe sure can cook!" Stone Age Romeos Aggie, Maggie, and Baggie B. Bopper Dogfish "Horsethieves!" Map of Unknown Lands Where Cavemen Are Still Supposed to Exist "Me, three!" The most beautiful cave in Mesopotamia Museum of Natural History Poison gas "She loves me, she loves me not. "You're telling me!" Studio Stoops B.O. Pictures Corp. Captain Casey and Brown

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B. Fletcher is the Moonbeams OfF My Elbow Room 1717 Spredy Termite Exterminators sweet and Hor The Heat Is On" Hugo Gansamacher "Let's Fall in Love" Tiny Landers Tassels in the Air Mademoiselle" "Men at Work" Mrs. Pendall Not Responsible for Hats and Coats" Omay Secondhand Thaddeus and Maggie Smirch Termites of 1938 Acme Escort Bureau Acme Exterminating Company At Your Service. Clayhammer If You Got 'Em-We'll Get 'Em|" Mandy Ramonones Sequidimes, by Fleeacrons simplex Rodent Exterminator Arthur van Twitchett Muriel van Twitchett They Stooge to Conga Fix-All Fixers, Ink. "General Handiwork Our Speshalty" Mile. Zora Shickelgruber Three Arabian Nuts "The genius!" John Bradley Superior Warehouse and Storage Co Three Dark Horses Abel Lamb Stewer " A Chicken in Every Pot with Egger "Cuddle Up a Little Closer With Hammond Egger* "Delegates Welcome to Convention City* "Don't Be a Muttonhead- Vote for Abel Lamb Stewer for President* "Don't look at me!" Hammond Egger "Hammond Egger Wants Your Vote" Secretary of the Offense, Secretary of the Inferior, and Toastmaster General Wm. "Bill Wick" "Yeah, but I'm goin' anyhow" 3 Dumb Clucks Complete Outfitters Daisy "Home Sweet Home" "Men at Work" Popsie Three Hams on Rue "Another Broadway Turkey B. K. Doaks "The Bride Wore Spurs" "Dangerous Keep Away Miss Janie Bell Nick Barker "Theatre Chit Chat" Three Little Beers A. Panther "I shot a seven, but they wouldn't give me the money!" Panther Brewing Co.

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l setting Comph in a a red wings jersey still hurts

Then&Now || J.T. Compher

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