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[doctorslippery]

…it may be counterintuitive, but I use my tongue as a sex object and I think this is gross.

[snowgall]

Drarry recs: Three per year!

Earlier today @sitp-recs posted a rec list consisting of two favorite Drarry fics per year, which is the sort of thing that’s exactly up my alley!

So I thought, hey, I should try that too! And it was impossible? Like I just had to make it three fics per year so I could fit in all my favorite authors (I limited myself to one fic per author which was incredibly difficult)*

Without further ado:

2007

In the Bleak Midwinter by oldenuf2nb

Welcome to the Broom Closet by Janice Chess

High Priced by dysonrules

2008

He Was He and I Was Bunny by bryoneybrynn

Boys Don't Cry by furiosity & pixies (wayback)

Perfect Day by scrtkpr (wayback)

2009

Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood

An Inconvenient View by @curiouslyfic

A Funny Thing Happened On The Train To School... by treacle_tartlet

2010

Progressive Displacement by gatewaygirl

For All the Marbles by Veritas03

Some Kind of Wonderful by taradiane

2011

The Boy Who Only Lived Twice by @letteredlettered

Humbug (A Christmas Tale) by Snegurochka

The Silent World Within You by @femmequixotic & @noeeon

2012

After Hours at the Ministry of Magic by birdsofshore

This Charming Man by thusspakekate

Not Your Face by khasael

2013

Matchmaker, Matchmaker by @firethesound

Magic Tricks by talithan

The Owlery and the Slytherin by @writcraft

2014

You First, Loser by zeitgeistic

Shame Keeps Its Watch by @raitala

Appallingly Wrong and Irreparably Broken by tessacrowley

2015*

Slip Into My Lover's Hands by @lqtraintracks

All Roads Lead Home by @dracogotgame

Unexpected Consequences by @heaven-is-my-hell (lauren3210)

2016*

Solder by @i-didnt-wanna-do-it (oakstone730) (I cheated!)*

Written on the Heart by who-la-hoop

Erosmancy by @astolat

2017

Naked by @bixgirl1

Adventures in Solitude (Are You There, Sirius? It’s Me, Draco) by @oceaxereturns

You cannot save people, you can only love them by @heyitsamorette

2018

Orbit by @henrymercury

So Heal Me by Cunninglinguist

Soup-pocalypse and The Great Curry Cataclysm by SquadOfCats

2019

Harry Potter and the elusive day off by pleasebekidding

Grounds for Divorce by @tepre

"Dad says" by GallaPlacidia

2020

The Four Doors by @fluxweed

Far From The Tree by aideomai

If It Takes All Night by @tackytigerfic

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*I cheated! 2015 was impossibly difficult for me to narrow down, so I listed  Solder as a 2016 fic instead (it was posted on Dec 29, 2015)

Even after cheating like that, I still had to leave off Draco at Nineteen by birdsofshore (since I had a fic by her for 2012 instead), which almost broke me. But see, I squeezed it in here anyway!

Amazingly, I think @sitp-recs and I only have two fics in common - but that was nearly deliberate on my part as I was trying not to duplicate their list :) Their picks are all awesome as well!

(I really hope I didn’t make any serious errors in this overlong post. I will probably regret not putting it all behind a read more!)

[doctorslippery]

(via (3) crosses so many borders : religiousfruitcake)

Once we get beyond the implication of them talking about their daughter’s vag and the attack on Taylor, just for the sake of attacking her, assholes, we run across this in the comment stream. 

God, I love the internet. Thank you, thick sandwich lover.

...I love all sandwiches. I’ve seen many sandwiches and would love to see more. And have appreciated everyone that I’ve been invited to take a taste of. 

Not blowing my own horn, not a sandwich king...maybe the Count of Monte Sandwich. 

[doctorslippery]

Should just be happy that you're being invited to the garden.

[doctorslippery]

Love means eating the pie however it is brought to you.