#comfort video i just had to compile these clips together

[horridcassette]

important david byrne cooking stream highlights

[thrillered]

Could you do a fic where spencer reacts to edits of reader or of them together💖

Reacts | Spencer Agnew x Reader Oneshots

I had a few requests like this so I hope everyone who had a similar request likes it! Just something cute and fluffy.

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“I love you Angela, this is incredible!” You laughed, watching a compilation of Angela moments titled ‘Angela being a feral guinea pig AGAIN for 8 minutes and 22 seconds’. 

“Feral guinea pig is crazy.” Angela sighed. 

The small group finished watching the video, making comments here and there about Angela’s antics. 

“The next compilation requires a slight change in cast,” Ian explained. “Tommy, get out of here! Spencer! Come on over!” 

“Awe Spencey!” You cooed, as he walked onto set, the sound of applause echoing. 

“Now that both Y/N and Spencer are here it’s time for our next video: ‘Spencer and Y/N being the cutest (not 🤨) couple at Smosh’. Let’s get into it.” 

You and Spencer looked at each other, curious as to what would constitute an 18 minute video. You knocked your shoulder into his teasingly, an easy smile gracing his features at your touch. 

“Oh my god! I’m so nervous! Why am I nervous?” You gripped Spencer’s arm tightly, his hand coming to rest on top of yours reassuringly as Shayne began to read an update to the reddit story. Spencer whispered something in your ear, so quiet the mic didn’t even pick it up, making you laugh. 

You paused the video, laughing at the memory. “Oh my god, what did you whisper again?” You asked Spencer. 

“I quoted Will Farrell.” He clarified. 

“Shut up, I’m so fucking scared right now, shut up!” You and Spencer quoted in unison, knocking together in your laughter. 

“That’s definitely gonna be in the next compilation of you two.” Angela teased. 

“Y/N Stop! Holy Shit! Get off of me!” Spencer shriek-laughed, attempting to put his controller out of your reach. 

“No! Fuck! Spencer!” You yelled, basically climbing on top of him trying to mess him up. 

The minigame ended quickly. Hearing it was over you gave up your pursuit of his controller, collapsing on top of him, slightly out of breath. “Good god.” You huffed, resting your head on his shoulder. 

“No way we’re still tied for 4th after all that!” Spencer said, exasperated. He placed his free hand– the one not being pinned down by your body– on your head, ruffling your hair slightly before you sat back up. Looking over to Shayne and Chanse they were both out of breath from laughing at your attack on Spencer.

“I still demand a rematch.” Spencer said, bitter about your success in that ‘don’t Win’ video. 

“Only if you’re ready to get your ass handed to you again.” 

“I feel like there’s gonna be a comp of me and Ian third wheeling you two this whole segment.” Angela interjected, earning a playful glare from the two of you. 

It was just clip after clip of you and Spencer being cute. You two were best friends so you were incredibly comfortable around each other. However, watching the compilation made it a little harder to deny both yours and Spencer’s feelings. You couldn’t help but notice the way he looked at you in each of the clips. He watched you with rapture when you spoke, he looked at you like your voice was the sweetest song he’d ever heard. 

You wanted to deny it but you recognized that look. You recognized it because it was the same way you looked at him. It made your heart swell. 

“I bet if we did an eye-tracker on Spencer and just played a smosh video with Y/N in it, he would always be looking at her.” Ian teased. 

“I mean, as he should.” You laughed. 

“Yeah yeah, whatever. God forbid a man cares about his friend.”

“Oh hush, it's equal caring. I’d be honored for you to stare at me in a video.” You defended. You unpaused for the final clip of the video. 

“Can I phone a friend?” You asked, having no clue what the answer was. 

How you ended up in a video game beapordy, you had no clue. You were doing alright but didn’t know the current question so you didn’t even buzz in. Both Trevor and Chanse had gotten it wrong, leaving it to you. 

“Go ahead.” Shayne allowed.

You called Spencer. You knew he would know the answer. He was currently at his apartment since he had the day off work. 

He picked up after the first ring, which wasn’t unusual for him. “I was just thinking about you.” Spencer remarked, a blush creeping up your neck. “What’s up?” 

“I have a really important question.” You told him, pausing for dramatic effect before reciting the question from Shayne. 

“Oh! This is easy.” Spencer laughed, rattling off the answer and some. 

“I hate to cut you off,” You interjected. “But I gotta finish this game. You can tell me all about it later though.” You promised with a laugh. 

“Okay okay. I’ll see you later then.” 

“Okay, Love you Spence.” 

“I love you more.” 

You hung up, Chanse giving you a playful and knowing smirk. 

“Oh Spencer I love you so dearly.” he mocked, pitching his voice up and adding kissy noises. 

You lightly slapped his arm, allowing the game to continue. 

“Let’s look at some comments, shall we?” Ian asked, scrolling down. 

“ ‘not dating’ my ass, they are too perfect together to not be” 

“Can Spencer fight? I’m so serious.” 

You laughed at this one, looking to Spencer to see his head hanging and shaking no. Beneath that comment was another that mirrored it, only switching your names. 

“Unlike Spencer I can fight so back off my best friend.” You intimated, squaring up to the camera. “Don’t worry babe, I’ll protect you.” You said to Spencer, doing your best douche-bag voice. 

Spencer left the video after this, Tommy reentering to watch the rest of the compilations. 

Spencer sat to the side, watching you, smiling when you did and laughing at all of your jokes. He already knew the comments on this video would be wild. You two had been getting edits and shipping content since your very first video together years ago. He didn’t mind it though.  He knew your friendship was secure and that’s all he cared about. 

Would it make him the happiest man on Earth to be with you? Yes. But that didn’t matter unless you wanted it. He was perfectly content being your best friend, it was a title he wore with great honor. 

He would try one day, he had to. But for now he didn’t need to be your boyfriend to know you loved him. You made it apparent every day with each interaction you shared. He hoped he did the same, because loving you was always the easiest part of his days, and the one that made him the happiest.

[hatsunemitskislobotomy]

ೃ⁀➷ look at me! look at me!

↳ ❝ ¡love and deepspace idol! au headcanons! ❞

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linkon city, the hotspot for new and upcoming talent. the city is restless, many calling it “the city of dreams”. ambition and passion are what fuel the city, it’s vibrant culture making it alluring to many. you and your best friend tara are debuting in the most anticipated girl group of your generation, hunt:ress. with your manager caleb and your groupmates by your side, this journey should be smooth sailing…

right?

fans tend to pit boy groups and girl groups against each other— it did not take long before your group hunt:ress was dragged into that mess. specifically with a particular boy group— after a clip of the recently debuted group brushing past yours without a second glance at an award show went viral, the boy group eVOL was never far when hunt:ress was mentioned. hell even variety and award shows were humoring the spectacle by having the two groups up to announce awards or interviews. that’s where you met the group’s maknae, xavier.

when i tell you— y’all looked at each other like ONCE and the masses were making edits, making blogs and analysis videos, writing fanfiction, whole nine yards

but of course with the people who thought y’all were cute (despite never actually having a conversation with one another) came his fans who gave you unnecessary hate, they’re ruthless

with the way your group was pitted against eVOL, other fans just thought y’all had beef (think the alleged jeongyeon v. jimin beef type of level LMAOOOOO)

no but seriously eVOL fans conspired with hunt:ress fans about you and xavier being together so much that caleb had to give the company your phone to search through just to make sure

rumors get so bad that they put you on house arrest shortly after some rabid xavier biases run you out of a cafe (it made the news)

eVOL’s company reaches out to yours with a half hearted apology, however they won’t won’t release a public statement because “that would only feed into it” and hope that the situation blows over

unbeknownst to both companies— xavier finds a way to reach out to you through your old phone (that you hide because you didn’t want to give up your old life just to become an idol) and apologizes for his fans behavior

the two of you actually start to talk since you’re not exactly allowed to go out the dorms save for group outings and music/award shows, he’s been the first person you’ve been able to actually talk to, it was refreshing

you find out despite his baby face— he is not the maknae and is actually the oldest member but his company’s trying to keep that public perception of him (yeah they’re weeeeeird)

you start to confide in each other and talk about idol life but also just random things, he’s a comforting presence in a world where everyone’s eyes were on you

you sometimes text him all night coming to practice absolutely exhausted, tara’s the first one to suspect something is going on

tara actually runs one of y’all’s ship pages LMAOOOOO

when your group wins an award for best new music, he’s the first person who congratulates you (the footage is clipped and before the end of the night it’s viral)

one of the reasons why hunt:ress was so well received was because of their visuals. the girls were pretty, sure— but whoever their stylist was? they were working overtime. there is not a single ‘flop outfit’ compilation or blog about any of you girls. one of your group’s performance outfit goes viral however everyone can’t stop talking about how it captured your aura and stage presence perfectly, it went viral catching everyone’s attention— including someone interesting. your company had ties to a famous designer who rarely showed his face, seemed like he’d just design clothes and have them modeled and call it a day, did not bother to even go to fashion showcases where his work would be the main event. but then he saw a clip of you in his work go viral— he had to see it for himself. that’s when you met rafayel.

when you heard that the designer of all your performance outfits wanted to meet you specifically you were nervous, after all this had to be some respectable man

let’s just say you were a bit confused when you showed up to his studio that looked like a tornado had ran through it— everything was strewn around

in its wake? an attractive young man who was probably the last person you’d think would be the person responsible for your group’s outfits

he’s an audacious man, skipping all pleasantries to immediately ask about your measurements

he asks for your chest size first and you resist the urge to chuck a nearby thread spool at him

you start to interrogate him, there’s no way that he’s the decorated designer that’s well respected in the industry… right?

but despite his demeanor, you can’t argue with his skill when he pulls out a dress that immediately catches your eye— you’re itching to try it on

he snickers at your wide eyes and tells you to change into it (he makes a joke about how he wouldn’t mind dressing you himself and you give him the craziest look)

once you’re all dressed up you step away from the changing room, doing a little twirl as you showed off his work

he was in awe, videography did you no justice compared the real deal— he shamelessly asks you to drop your idol career to be his model, his muse

and just when you thought you couldn’t give this man any more crazy looks

you really couldn’t deny it though, it was almost as if his work was made for you— the dress complimented you deeply

but alas you had worked extremely hard to get to where you were now, no amounts of flattery would coax you out of it

no matter to him, he wasn’t one to give up so easily. in a sea of fish, you were quite the catch

eventually he convinces your company to “lend” you to him as his model— the company agrees because not only is the versatility of idols really important but also free promo lolz

he now starts to attend these fashion shows so he can bask in your presence showing off his work, people whisper about the man who manages to get the best seat every time wondering who he is

at the end of every show he’s waiting for you with a bouquet of flowers, you always accept them joking about how it was just another failed attempt at him trying to get you to be his permanent model

little did you know that that wasn’t the only thing he was gunning for

whenever the question “who’s the most hardworking?” would arise in group interviews, without a doubt your fellow members would answer your name. your trainee days were rough, strict diets, endless hours of practice, appointments with vocal coaches, promo— you took it all in stride with no complaints. nowadays as a debuted idol in a well performing group, you still couldn’t help but watch what you ate, practice until your muscle ached, finding every opportunity to better yourself. tara often tried to reassure you that you already were good enough and that it was alright to be gracious and lenient towards yourself. you appreciated her words but you were fine, it wasn’t nearly as bad as being a trainee. that mindset eventually landed you in trouble causing you to collapse at a pre rehearsal for a music show. fortunately with no footage, rumors of your company potentially mistreating you only had the questioned credibility from word of mouth. eventually coming to with an iv connected to your arm and caleb scolding you for never taking breaks, your company insists that your group does the next few music shows without you so you can rest. before you can protest, a doctor that’s introduced to be your primary care walks in. that’s when you’re reunited with zayne.

you’re still a bit groggy but you recognize those pensive green eyes anywhere

he tries to not cross the line of a patient doctor relationship but the minute caleb leaves he gives you an exasperated look

he makes a quip that despite all these years later you still are inadequate in taking care of yourself

you grew up in the same small town as him and went to school together, of course he left for medical school while you perused your dream— who knew that you’d reunite in the big city

despite being in for mild dehydration and being treated for it with the iv, he insists on doing a full exam which gets you nervous and rightfully so, he’s very thorough

and lo and behold— he unravels your secret that you’ve kept from your company, your chronic illness

when auditioning and being signed on as a trainee the medical records you had submitted were from a shoddy doctor who never ran any tests

you beg him not to rat you out, after all you had made it this far with not a single person suspecting a thing

he’s very adamant about letting your company know, he tries to reassure you that the more room for accommodation for you the better but you cut him off pleading

he didn’t know how ruthless the industry was— you’ve seen plenty of popular groups put members in indefinite and unfair hiatuses for something beyond their control, if it wasn’t your company than the general public would know you as the sickly idol

you had worked too hard for it to come crashing down like this and his cold eyes softened in realization

he let out a sigh before begrudgingly agreeing to keep your secret, reminding you that you had been lucky that he was employed by the hospital rather than your company who by under contract he’d have to tell

he also makes a condition, you would have to start taking care of yourself more— if you ever landed in a hospital bed with another iv in he wouldn’t hesitate to let your company know of your state

you thank him profusely, you had worked far too hard for this. he knows because this had been your dream since you were children

you offer him to lunch in the upcoming weeks as a means to catch up, he only agrees under the guise that he can keep an eye on your condition while making sure you actually eat

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a/n: wowza that was a lot 😵‍💫

y’all i love this game so much it’s not even funny— zayne my beloved pookie bear oml

i hope y’all enjoyed this fr, maybe i’ll write something(s) inspired by this au and hopefully expand on some of the headcanons ‼️

if y’all get some inspiration off of this pls tag me i wanna read yalls work so badlyyyy okay bye guys mwahhhh 🫶🏾

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[eternaltae7]

Hani’s Relationship with Yoongi

Fox of BTS | BTS 8th Member

Hani’s relationship with Yoongi, was one marked by deep understanding, playful banter, and mutual respect. As a fellow artist, Yoongi recognized Hani’s talent and individuality, and he often served as a source of inspiration and support for her throughout her journey as a member of BTS.

The Artistic Connection

From the moment Hani joined BTS, she and Yoongi bonded over their shared love for music and songwriting. Both were known for their introspective lyrics and raw emotional expression. Hani admired Yoongi’s ability to convey complex feelings through his music, often seeking his advice when it came to writing her own songs.

In the studio, they would frequently collaborate on various projects, bouncing ideas off one another and sharing their creative processes. Yoongi appreciated Hani’s unique perspective, which often led to innovative ideas that enhanced their music. “You have a way of seeing things that makes the ordinary feel extraordinary,” he once told her during a songwriting session, encouraging her to embrace her distinct voice.

Supportive and Understanding

Beyond their creative partnership, Yoongi became a pillar of support for Hani, particularly during tough times. He had a keen sense of when she was feeling overwhelmed and was always there to lend an ear. One evening, after a long day of rehearsals, Hani felt particularly anxious about an upcoming performance. Yoongi noticed her distress and suggested they take a break to clear their minds.

“Let’s go for a walk,” he said, leading her outside the studio. They walked in comfortable silence, and when Hani finally spoke about her fears, Yoongi listened intently, offering sage advice. “Remember, it’s okay to feel nervous. Just take a deep breath and focus on the moment. You’re going to shine out there,” he reassured her, his calm presence helping to ease her anxiety.

Fun Moments

Hani and Yoongi also shared numerous lighthearted moments, often making each other laugh. Their shared humor created a warm atmosphere, allowing them to relax amidst the pressures of their careers. During downtime, they would challenge each other to random games, whether it was video games or friendly rap battles.

One memorable moment occurred during a variety show appearance when they were both asked to perform an impromptu rap together. Hani was initially hesitant, but Yoongi encouraged her with a mischievous grin. “Don’t think, just feel it,” he said, and together they created a hilarious yet catchy rap on the spot that left the audience in stitches.

Mutual Respect and Admiration

Hani held a deep admiration for Yoongi’s dedication to his craft and his genuine nature. He was known for his candidness about mental health and struggles, which resonated with Hani. She admired his bravery in sharing his experiences and often drew inspiration from his honesty when writing her own lyrics.

“Your ability to connect with people through your music is something I aspire to do,” she told him during a heart-to-heart conversation after a concert. Yoongi smiled, acknowledging her compliment. “You’re already doing it, Hani. Just keep being yourself.”

Friendship Among Fans

Their camaraderie was evident to fans, who often highlighted the natural chemistry between Hani and Yoongi. Whether it was through behind-the-scenes clips, social media interactions, or moments during concerts, their bond was a source of joy for ARMYs. Fans frequently expressed their love for their friendship, creating numerous edits and compilations that showcased their playful interactions.

[hiskillingjar]

Genderbend (All/MC)

day 28: genderbend second person. cw for dubious consent (drunk sex) and some (reclaimed) slur use. also general heads up for a trans woman's junk being referred to as a cock. be cool.

love you lesbians xo

🥀

"Mmph,"

You groaned softly against Law's lips as she pressed her body close, her slim hips bucking down against yours while she was perched in your lap. Her long skirt rode up her long legs and around her (heavily scarred) thighs, a firm grip on your shoulders, as she kept your body still with her own, rutting together on top of her bed.

"Ahhnn..."

You had gone round to her apartment after group therapy, since she had been kind enough to invite you round. You understood, in a way. You had spilled something particularly difficult during circle talk, and you were feeling delicate for one reason or another, and...well, one thing had led to another, as they often tended to do with the two of you.

Law kissed the same way she spoke at therapy; not at all and then all at once, her hungry mouth pressing down against yours and her probing tongue running over your parted lips as she inched closer, like she was desperate to have you, desperate to claim every inch of you as her own.

You kind of liked that. 

You'd always had kind of a thing for possessive girls, after all.

"Is this okay?" She murmured hotly against your lips, running the (bumped) bridge of her nose against yours as her blonde brows furrowed beneath her bangs, just slightly, worry clear on her pretty face. "I mean, I know group was...hard for you today. You said something pretty intense, so I just wanted to be sure-"

"Yes, Law, everything is fine," You interrupted her, curtly enough that she pulled back from the kiss, her face flushed and her kiss-bitten lips parting with a little surprise. "I mean...ah, sorry, I just don't need to talk about it, especially not right now and...you know, not with you. You know how it is..."

"Yeah," She nodded, reaching up to gently sweep a lock of her blonde hair behind her ear (her nails were painted black like yours were), nibbling her lip shyly. "Yeah, don't worry, I know what you mean...I won't mention it again."

"Thank you," You replied with a slightly uneasy smile, wiping your wet lips with the back of your hand as you slid your palm down her back to pull her in closer, enjoying her comforting warmth against you. "But, ah...do you think we can change this over?" 

"Hm?" She blinked her doe-grey eyes down at you, her expression curious despite how much her body trembled under your touch. "What do you mean?"

"I mean," You murmured into her shoulder, peering at where her laptop was perched on her desk, playing a video. "Jeez, Law, did you have to put on one of your websites again? This is...kind of distracting..."

Maybe you wouldn't have minded if she was playing something random, a romance movie or a bad porno, something to set the mood and to get the two of you hot and bothered.

But... 

Law's watching habits were a little, uh...unhealthy to say the least. 

You had tried to pretend the 'Best Gore' compilation she watched every time you were around, the times when the two of you would smoke yourselves silly and fuck all night long, was just footage from a particularly graphic horror movie, things you were acquainted with and enjoyed plenty, but...

You couldn't pretend every time.

You took a guess that this clip was someone getting hit by a car. Not the worst you'd seen, there was barely any blood and no audio, but still...it was just dehumanising and repulsive all the same, seeing someone die on screen. 

"It's...it's not that bad," She replied, though her cheeks were flushed a little darker like she had been caught doing something that she shouldn't have. You had a sense that she was self-conscious about this habit of hers, but evidently not enough to actually stop it. "Really, there's...a lot worse out there. This is a pretty tame one."

"I don't like that you said that," You mumbled, pressing your face into her shoulder, doing your best to not look at the screen as your hands slipped from her back and down to her hips, doing your best to still her as she moved. “I don’t like that there’s tame and…like, extreme to you. You shouldn’t watch this stuff.”

Your hands evidently did nothing to stop her since she groaned softly, rocking her hips down against yours and giving away instantly how excited she was. You would have been turned on, maybe even desperately, if your eyes didn't keep flitting to her laptop screen with a little frown.

"And it's really grossing me out," In your peripheral vision, you saw the next clip start to play; the grating teeth of a saw cutting through a living subject, a war injury, you assumed, while the guy screamed bloody murder. You instantly pressed your face a little harder into her skin and clung to her tight. "And killing the mood, ya know."

"Come on," She whispered, her low voice a gentle coo (almost maternal, if you wanted to get even more fucked up and Freudian and god, if she wanted you to call her 'mommy', you just might have), as she stroked through your hair and pressed closer too, letting her legs spread even more so that her skirt had ridden up completely, exposing the tight waistband of her tights, the straining gusset of her dark boyshorts underneath, the hard line of her cock. "It's just...how life is, you know? Sometimes, it's good to see death to make you appreciate how good you have it."

"Okay, John Kramer," You said with an uncomfortable laugh, though you could tell that she didn't get your joke when she kept going, taking one of your hands from her hips and guiding it up to her chest. Her small breast filled your palm nicely when you pushed your hand past her low-cut shirt and into the cup of her bralette, and she clearly enjoyed it when you touched her cool skin, since she was still moaning. "C'mon, Law, let's watch a porno or something. I wanna get in the mood for when you fuck me..."

"I don't want to watch porn. I don't like porn." Lawrence murmured with a little pout, shifting in your lap and reaching up to unbutton her shirt and slide it down her shoulders exposing her skimpy bralette and pale, freckled shoulders and chest, before placing her hands between your legs and unzipping your jeans. "Besides...you like horror movies, don't you? Just…think of this like one of those."

Once your jeans were open, her hand moved up to your stomach and slipped inside your underwear.

"Ahhhn..." You moaned as she pressed her fingers into your panties, shivering a little more as you held her tight and shifted your hips upwards, trying to urge her to press even deeper, feel the wetness of your cunt. "Law, please..."

"You know you like it," Her lips brushed against your ear in a gentle kiss, her voice going quieter than before as her fingers brushed up against each nerve inside you, relishing in your slick wetness. "Well, I know you do, anyway...and that's probably all that matters."

🦊

"Oh, shit!" 

You dashed out of the open doorway of the convention's midnight rave at the familiar sound of retching, running to the aid of the familiar girl who was hunched over in an alley by herself, fighting through your own intoxication and inebriation to help someone in need.

"Ohmigod, Ren, are you okay?" You said, kneeling behind her and rubbing a hand up and down her back, the silk of her cheap cosplay outfit smooth on your palm. "I'm soooo sorry I lost you at the rave, did you drink too much?"

"H-Huh?"

Ren glanced back at you over her shoulder, her short hair poking out under her wig, she was so disheveled, and vomit streaked down her chin, messing up her make-up. 

"Mph...y-yeah, I drank a little," She murmured with a heavy sigh, evidently fighting to keep in what little contents were still in her stomach, reaching up to wipe her teary eyes (and staining her gloves as she did so). "Guys kept buying me drinks while I was standing at the bar waiting for you too. Totally gross." She stuck her tongue out with a frown, letting her heavy head rest back against the brick wall of the alleyway. "H-How about you, are you drunk too?"

"Mmhmm," You said with a bashful smile, sitting down with her on the wet cement floor and rubbing her back encouragingly, trying to help her stomach settle. "I didn't get bought drinks though, so I'm not puking my guts out like you are."

"Mm, I'm not surprised," She replied with a tipsy, little giggle, letting her head rest on your shoulder as she curled up close, her tail grazing your ankles as it curled around you. "Like, I do look pretty cute. I think I deserve more attention because of that."

"Lower that ego, honey," You chuckled with a roll of your eyes, nuzzling your face against the shiny plastic crown of her wig, giving it a light tug. "Or don't...that confidence might actually have been pretty sexy if you weren't covered in vomit."

"Well, you're pretty sexy, too." She said, pressing her sweaty face up against your neck, scenting you, enjoying you as her tail began to wag more. "I think the nerdy guys didn't hit on you, because they were intimidated by how hot you are in this outfit. Not like I blame them, either."

"Oh yeah?" You said with a raised brow and a slight smirk, letting your hand drift down her neck, toying with the stiff collar of her blouse, down her slim shoulder. "You like my outfit, Ren?"

"Mmm, you know it." She purred (despite how much her voice was still slurring from intoxication), rubbing her nose against your neck as her own hands drifted down your front, feeling your soft chest while her golden eyes flitted up and down your face, landing on your lips. "I don't think I could keep my hands off you..."

You tilted your head, your smirk growing a little broader.

"Maybe you shouldn't keep your hands off of me then..." You suggested, leaning in a little closer, running your lips off of hers. "If you want to, of course."

Ren gave your collar a playful tug with a sharp-toothed grin, her fangs grazing over yours, before she placed a hand around the back of your neck and pulled you into a close kiss. Your body was supple and pliable in her hands, and you groaned softly into the kiss, pressing closer to her as she gripped the collar a little tighter, pinning your lips against hers, asserting her control, her dominance, even when she was drunk.

"Mine," She whispered against your lips, continuing to run kisses across your face and down your exposed neck, her hands roving over your body, feeling your skin beneath the cheap cosplay. Her breath was hot and warm on your throat and made you shiver. "Mine..."

“Possessive,” You murmured, chasing after another kiss as you threaded your arms around her neck, keeping her close. “And you taste like vomit.”

She giggled softly, her hands running further down your body, over the tight elastic of your thigh-high stocking and to the soft flesh spilling over the top.

"I think you taste worse." She pressed her mouth further down your neck, digging her nails into your thighs and letting her fingers slip up a little further, against the slowly soaking gusset of your panties beneath your skirt. “I’m gonna get a better taste, I think…”

Before you could stop her, she sank down onto her knees, the wet damp of the cement floor soaking into her own thigh highs, nestling her face beneath your skirt and cheap petticoat, and ran her tongue over the front of your panties, doing her best to get a taste of you.

You shrieked with delight at the action, letting your fingers curl into the cheap fibers of her wig and pull her even closer, rutting your hips down against her face, her tongue.

"Hm, I thought so." She teased, pulling back to breathe hotly against your cunt, your trembling thighs, pressing a harsh bite against the soft flesh. "Maybe I'll get the chance to do even more if I can drag you somewhere... quieter,” She cut herself off by pressing another bite left into your thigh, sure to bruise. “More private. So I can have you like I want you.”

"Why do you wanna do that?" You asked softly, a slight pout to your lips as you reached your fingers into the netting of her wig and tried to pull her in closer. "Whyyyy, Ren?~"

"I think you're cute when you're a little tipsy." She whispered with a teasing grin, pressing another hungry kiss against the front of your panties, her trembling hands on your thighs as they flinched at the action, making you moan. "That's why."

“Ngh, god,” You moaned, biting your lips as your hips shifted forward a little more, your heeled boots doing nothing to support your body as you slid slowly against the cement and the rough brick wall. “Ren, we’re both drunk, we shouldn’t…hah…”

“I don’t care about that, and neither do you.” She chided, almost condescendingly, and it was enough to make you blush (even if she was a lot drunker than you). “I want to have fun with you, you know that." She pressed another hot kiss against your panties, one hand reaching forward to tug at the sodden gusset and tug them to the side of your puffy labia. “And I’m going to have fun…and you’re going to, too, if you play along with me.”

She ran her tongue over the hot slit of your cunt, her golden eyes going hazy at your taste, at the sound of your hungry moan, at the feel of your fingers pushing her wig aside and fist into her hair.

“Yeah, yeah,” You moaned loudly, your head falling backward. “I’ll play along, I will.”

🔨

"Alright, let me just get the door."

Strade's voice was cheerful behind you, cutting through the haze of drunkenness on your mind as she took a set of house keys from a carabiner attached to her belt loop, giving it an idle twirl around her finger before she slotted it into the front door of her house. 

"You'll have to forgive me if the place is a bit of a mess," She mused with a hum, opening the door (and clipping the keys back to her belt) and running a hand through her short brown hair, before placing her hands on her full hips. "I've always been lousy at keeping a house. So much for gender roles, right?

You laughed a little uncomfortably as she gave you a playful nudge in the side with her elbow. She was a little shorter than you, but she still managed to make you nervous, which you're certain you would have been, even if you weren't a little drunk.

"Y-Yeah," You muttered, pushing your hair out of your face with a shaking hand as you followed her inside the house. "Um, do you think I can have some water or something? I'm feeling kind of nauseous."

"Sure thing, buddy." She said with an easy smile and a slight nod of her head. "Go sit down and I'll get you something to drink. Just relax, and I'll take good care of you"

Strade leaves you to it, making her way through the dark house and turning on the kitchen light at your side, still humming to herself, comfortable in the face of your obvious discomfort.

You let out a quiet sigh as you shambled into the living room of the house, noticing, even in the dark, a fairly tidy space, albeit one that had nowhere near the amount of personality that Strade seemed to have. Either way, you didn't let yourself worry too much about it as you sat down on the couch, resting your hands in your lap and letting your head droop down and your hair cover your face again, to stop it from spinning too much. 

You were really drunk. You couldn't remember how much you drank at the bar, but surely, not enough to feel like this.

You sighed again, covering your mouth as you began to feel queasy, a little worried that you might be sick before you reached back to your back pocket to get your phone, to shoot a text to your housemate so she knew you were okay, and maybe call an Uber to pick you up, hiked fare be damned.

Strade had been nice enough to look after you at the bar and take you home, but you really didn't want to be more of a nuisance to her than you already had been. 

She was really way too nice.

"Drink up." 

You flinched at the sound of Strade's voice in the silence of the house, glancing over your shoulder as she paced into the living room with a glass of water for you. You stopped feeling around for your phone when you couldn't immediately find it and gave her an appreciative smile.

"You're looking pretty rough," She teased with a little smirk, passing you the glass and sitting at your side, crossing her legs, a heavy army boot on her knee, and leaning back into the couch, a thick arm almost draping over your shoulder. "If you puke on my carpet, I'm gonna be pretty annoyed."

"I won't puke," You murmured around the rim of the glass after a long swallow of water, giving your head a quick shake, to which she laughed and reached over to pat your back and rub your shoulder. "Um, did you see my phone in your car, by the way? I can't...seem to find it."

"Hm?" She raised a dark brow in your direction before she let out another chuckle, her golden eyes sparkling. "Oh, yeah, you mean this one?"

She took the phone from one of her front pockets, giving it a little wave as she held it up for you to see. The screen was black, which you could only interpret as it being dead.

"Mmhmm, thank you," You nodded, leaning forward to take the phone, and blinking curiously when she held it out of your reach with a teasing chuckle.

"What'll you give me for it?" She asked, her voice taking on a lower, slightly more sultry tone, distinctly different from the bright and cheerful voice you heard in the bar, enough to make you blush and flounder.

"Um...S-Strade, I'm pretty drunk," You said with an uncomfortable chuckle. "It wouldn't be right for us to...do something."

"Mm, you were the one who was thinking it though," She laughed, placing the phone down on her side of the couch, before moving in a little closer and placing a firm hand on your thigh. "Come on. I won't tell if you don't. It can be our little secret, hm?"

You swallowed hard, your eyes flitting down to her hand on your thigh, as her fingers toyed with one of the ladders in your tights and felt your hot skin. 

"I don't...think this is a good idea," You murmured again, holding the glass a little tighter, your hands shaking.

"So don't think," She said. "Just do."

You couldn't hold back a cry as she reached up to tangle her fingers into your hair roughly, pulling your head down to her broad thigh (making you drop your glass in the process) as her other hand reached up to unzip her trousers and wrestle them down her spread legs.

You were too drunk to really fight back as she pulled your head upwards and forced your face against the front of her underwear (she was wearing boxers, to your surprise), and your body was totally slack as she gradually began to buck her hips up against your face, a long groan on her lips as she bit her lips, her eyes open and feral and hungry.

"You know, I said I'd be annoyed if you puked on my carpet," She started, her voice a little more rasped as she reached up to pull at the waistband of her boxers. "But, ah...I guess I wouldn't care too much." She let out a dirty chuckle, as she pulled one leg from her trousers and boxers and raised it high, resting it on the back of the couch, spreading herself out for you. "As long as you cleaned up your mess."

Your mouth went dry as you looked at her, her thick legs spread, her cunt so wet that it was making the dark, matted hair that covered it and her inner thighs shine in the low light of the living room. 

Had she been this turned on when she was just speaking to you at the bar?

Or was it having you in her house, vulnerable, waiting to be taken?

You were too drunk to really consent to any of this, but you wouldn't have gone home with an older woman if you hadn't been hammered. Did the matter of consent really matter that much?

You didn't think so, not now, and clearly, Strade thought the same way.

"Go on," She said, gripping a thicker chunk of your hair and urging your face down to the hot heat of her spread cunt. "Eat my pussy like I know you want to."

You did as you were told, lowering your head to run your tongue over her slit, tasting the thick musk of pre-cum and sweat and hair, and everything.

Strade groaned through her teeth, low at the back of her throat, gripping your hair more tightly as she shifted her hips upwards to feel your tongue even deeper, your nose bumping against her erect clit and giving her a little more stimulation.

"Are you sure you're not a dyke?" She asked with another rough chuckle, as her spread leg hooked around your neck and pulled you closer towards her, tethering you and keeping you still. "Or have you just done this a few times before?"

You groaned softly at the slur, her rough voice and language, and the new tightness around your neck as you managed to run your tongue over the damp hairs of her cunt and circle it towards her clit, wanting to please her and to offer yourself a little relief at the same time.

"I'm gonna keep you here tonight," She crooned, rubbing her fingers against your scalp, bucking her hips against your mouth with such ferocity, that you were almost worried that she might break your nose. "I've got a cock upstairs with your name on it...mm, maybe something else too, I can get as rough as you want, baby."

"Mmph," You moaned, your eyes fluttering as your arousal gradually began to supersede your intoxication, and you grew more desperate for her approval. "S-Strade, please..."

"What's that, fraulein ?" Her voice was a surprisingly seductive purr, her thick accent growing thicker when she used her native language. "You want me to fuck you? You wanna take my strap-on like the good, little dog that I know you are? Is that it?~"

You really should have ordered that Uber.

"Please.”

[black-swan-slaps]

Top 10 Sus Jikook Moments

There are way too many moments to possibly list, but my friend and I thought it would be fun to compile a list of sus jikook moments. 

10. 2021 Jimin Birthday Live

Cute and flustered Jimin calling Jungkook? Jungkook coming immediately to spend time with his boyfriend? Hobi calling out why Jimin was in Jungkook’s studio? So many questions.

9. 2015 Award Show Back Hug

Let’s be real, there are plenty of questionable back hug moments, but this one is particularly interesting. The fact that it was so early in their relationship. The fact that it took place at a public award show. The way Jungkook held onto Jimin and how they swayed together. The questionable looks from the other members. I see you jikook, I see you.

Honorable back hug mention is the BE live and the way Jungkook caged Jimin for an incredibly long time with their matching hair. Exuding boyfriend energy to the max.

8. Cute Feet During PJ Run

Honestly, this is just one of my favorite moments that makes me feel giddy. How comfortable they are resting on one another. The way they’re playing with their feet. Jimin’s surprised laugh when Jungkook plays along. And let’s not forget the special photo of Jungkook spooning Jimin.

7. “Let me give you a hug” Dance Practice

Am I the only one who has watched this clip over and over? We get to see how even during work they are always having fun together. But how can we not swoon over Jungkook’s smitten face as Jimin fails to lift him, and the way his smile grows brighter when he lifts Jimin like it’s nothing. Jimin tries to lift him one more time, but fails and instead hugs Jungkook and nuzzles into his neck ever so slightly. 

6. Jungkook’s Snow Gift

We should all know this moment. Bon Voyage season 4 in New Zealand. This is the beginning of Jungkook really doing whatever the hell he wants, and he disappears one morning to go on a mountain hike and returns with a chunk of snow, much to everyone’s confusion. He specifically waits for Jimin to wake up and excitedly shows and gives it to him. Jimin is, understandably confused, but we all understand the intent.

5. Malta Room Sharing

I’ll be honest, finding out about this speculation was what thrust me into the world of jikook. (It doesn’t seem to exist anymore, but I had wandered across an analysis video a few years ago). Obviously, we don’t know anything for sure, but there are enough clues here, as well as in many other occasions, that make it possible jikook were room sharing.

(And let’s not forget their cute Malta date)

4. Osaka Live

Similar vibe to number 5, but cranked up to 100. I don’t need to go in depth into this, because we all know, but my two cents is that Jimin was in that room. (Just as he hid in Jungkook’s room during the 2019 NJ live). What were they doing in a dark hotel room with sensual music playing? Eating bread, of course.

3. GCF in Tokyo

Enough said.

2. MAMA 2018

What I would give to hear everything the man sitting next to them heard. Something was truly in the air that day. They were all over each other and incredibly lovey dovey. While we can’t know for sure what they actually said to each other, the look in Jungkook’s eyes speaks volumes.

1. Rose Bowl

Are we surprised this is my number 1? There are so many moments that exist, but all jikookers come back to this one. There are so many questions about why. Why nibble the ear? Why confess his love? Why give a kiss? (We all know why). But the emotions are palpable, as they would be at the end of a high intensity concert. Jimin was emotional, and Jungkook went to console Jimin, as we know he usually does. Hanging onto Jimin’s back isn’t out of the ordinary, but Jungkook took it a step further. And put Jimin’s ear in his mouth. My assumption is that he was saying something, but ultimately decided actions would speak louder than words. To be clear, he says something first, pulls back, and then goes back in, catches Jimin’s ear, and then delivers a clear kiss to Jimin’s head. There’s no mistaking it. Jungkook was taking care of his baby. 

Honorable Mentions:

Rainy day fight

“I was with Jungkook [at 4AM on his birthday]”

That award show moment where Jungkook is singing a love song to Jimin and Jin is staring at them lovingly. (There is a video somewhere, but I can’t find it. Please, someone find it. I think it’s from the melon music awards)

Jungkook waking Jimin up on In the Soop season 2.

Jimin breaking Jungkook’s mosquito net on In the Soop season 1. (And the spooning that occurred the next day.) 

Black Swan Lift

Honestly, there are too many moments to mention. Please share your top sus moments!

[nemmet]

i want to break my only-art-posts rule on here for just a moment, to talk about about fred jones as a canon autistic character and what he's meant to me personally.

my childhood love of scooby doo suddenly reawaked back in november of 2021, which just so happened to be around the time i was seriously questioning that i may be autistic. the realisation put so much into perspective, but i was equally afraid and uneasy about it all. therefore, i began to rewatch mystery incorporated as a source of comfort.

and just... there was a character who was a good leader, a loyal friend, a desirable romantic partner. there was a character who represented this unshakeable force of good in a town otherwise founded upon cynicism and spite. there was a character who, yes, was treated as the butt of the joke from time to time. but even despite that, was a surprisingly thoughtful representation of how an autistic teenager might navigate emotions, relationships, and the world at large.

the more i watched of this version of fred, the more i doubted that his sheer amount of autistic traits were purely a coincidence. and sure enough, i discovered that mitch watson (sdmi showrunner) confirmed on the unmasked history of scooby doo podcast that fred was indeed written with autism in mind.

(more beneath the cut!)

for a while, this was knowledge that i celebrated quietly. i told a couple of people who were interested, but that was about it. what mattered most to me was that it was canon, and that this character i had loved since i was a child was just like me. talking too much about his interests, missing social cues, being confused by big emotions... the list went on. it sounds silly to say about a cartoon character, but identifying with fred's portrayal in sdmi (and subsequent scooby media influenced by it) genuinely helped me to accept and even love myself as an autistic person, in a time when i was feeling hopeless for realising what had made me so different all my life.

as i continued to fall down the scooby rabbit hole, i encountered fred moments new and old that would always cheer me up. i decided to compile them into a short youtube video, mostly just for my own self-indulgence. i had absolutely no idea what i was getting myself into (/pos).

over a year on, most notably following the release of the hbo velma series, my video absolutely blew up. to the point where it currently stands at 825k views, which is utterly unfathomable to me. thousands of people who cared about this character like i did flooded the comments, expressing anger at his most recent portrayal and genuine love for his portrayals in past media.

however, the comments that especially made my day were those like: "how did i not realise that fred has a special interest in nets?", "he's autistic, let him infodump!", and those of a similar wording. in that comments section, as well as on tumblr, canonically autistic fred seemed to have become widespread, accepted and celebrated, showcased in comments with hundreds of likes and posts with hundreds of notes. it absolutely floored me, and i was delighted to have contributed to it.

i haven't made this post to pat myself on the back for throwing some clips together and getting a lot of views, nor to say "i knew it first!" about fred being autistic. i am simply looking back in retrospective, and getting incredibly misty-eyed over the fact that people are newly appreciating this character that has helped me through so much and been instrumental in leading me to my official autism diagnosis. you can see the sappy post i made about it on my old scooby sideblog here.

in summary, this is yet another story about how representation matters! even if it comes in the form of a historically overlooked teenage mystery solver from a 50+ year old cartoon franchise. what matters most is that it was more than just a headcanon, and has changed my life for the better.

if you're still reading, thank you so much! if you are also neurodivergent, i would love to hear your thoughts on fred, and if you've also identified with him in some way. he's... a tréasure :)

[slvt4em1lyprenti2s]

We’re just friends

Originally posted on my Wattpad @MayaBishop_is_myWife

Danielle Savre x fem!reader

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Danielle POV:  I am walking around backstage to try find some mascara because I forgot mine. We're about to go out to the press conference in like 20 minutes I don't have time for this and, another thing that doesn't help my situation is there have been loads of rumours going around about me and y/n recently. We really need to be more careful but to be honest, I just need some damn mascara. 

Y/N POV: Me and the rest of the cast of Station 19 are backstage for a press conference and I can hear someone rushing about and asking everyone something. I couldn't quite make out who it was but I just waited for them to make their way round to me. Danielle - "Oh my god, please tell me you have mascara I can borrow." Y/n - "Yeah, of course I do, here." Danielle - "Thank you, now move up I don't have time to go back to my vanity and do it there."

I moved up the seat and let Dani sit next to me. I was just gazing at her while she did her mascara. It's been a stressful couple weeks for us because of all the rumours going around that we are together. It has put a little strain on our relationship because we've had to be distant and we have argued a little about whether we should just get it over with and tell people or not i said we shouldn't but she didn't think so. 

So, this moment of peace was something we both really needed. She's so gorgeous, I just want to sweep this all under the carpet so we can go back to being normal again. Danielle - "You're staring." Y/n - "And so what if I am, I'm just admiring my girlfriend." She just grinned at me and started leaning in. I did the same. Her hand came up to cup my cheek and I rested my hands on her waist and closed the gap between us. Her lips were soft and gentle agains mine, I started smiling into the kiss and she did the same. Her hand moved from my face to the back of my neck as she swiped her tongue across my bottom lip asking for entrance which I happily grant.

The moment gets ruined when someone knocks on the door and tells us we're on in five.  Danielle - "Crap I still haven't done my mascara." Y/n - "Hey don't panic I'll do it for you."

She said thanks and handed me the tube, the next minute or so was just me say, okay and blink, blink, blink, and so on. Once I'd finished we walked out to where the rest of the cast was in line to be let on stage. Danielle clutched my hand in hers and gave me a nervous smile which i returned and told her we'd be fine. I was about to give her a hug but a man then said on stage "The Station 19 cast everyone!" so I had to let go of her hand and run up on stage. 

Time skip, also I've decided it's a Jimmy Fallen interview because I can and Jimmy is the best

Danielle POV: It was around halfway through the interview and so far no questions had been asked surrounding the rumours which I was thankful for but also I knew they were coming so I just want to get them over and done with. Jimmy said mine and y/n's name which snapped me back to reality. Jimmy - "So, I know there are rumours going around about you two however, if you don't feel comfortable or don't want to address them that's fine of course but, if you don't mind me asking, what's your take on all this? Is it true?" Y/n - "No, it's not me and Danielle are just friends." Jimmy - "Okay, we'll I'm assuming you're okay to talk about considering that response so I'm just gunna say it.. I think you're lying and I have a compilation of clips to prove it. Let's take a look."

I look over to the screen and look at the video that's just started playing..

Video:  Jason - "Hey Danielle, y/n come over here! We're doing an instagram live!" You and Danielle walk into frame hand in hand and don't even realise you're still holding hands because it just became such a normal thing for you guys. You both start chatting to the live.  Grey - "Haha, someone said, 'Are y/n and Danielle in love or something they're holding hands'" Everyone started laughing and so did you and Dani, your hands separated immediately because you were still trying to keep things under wraps with the whole dating thing. Danielle had to think of a cover up quickly. Danielle - "No, we're not in love. I have to hold her hand everywhere so she doesn't run off because she's a child." You had her mouth wide open and stared at her. Y/n - "I am not thank you very much." Danielle - "I beg to differ." You just hummed and the live went on without another hitch. ~  Video two: It's bts of Station 19 and you and Danielle are sitting on the floor, your head in her lap just talking about random thing and she's stroking your hair. Jaina (whispering) - "look at them, they're so cute" The video continues and it's just you two talking and gazing lovingly at each other. ~ Video three: Barret and Jay are teasing you about something random and Danielle come over and hears it. Danielle - "Hey leave her alone guys c'mon." She said it in a teasing but 'if you don't stop I'll kick your teeth in kinda way'.  Barret - "Okay, okay, defending your little girlfriend, I see, I see." Danielle - "She's not my girlfriend I'm just a good person." Then it was a while back and forth between the two about teasing Danielle for defending you.

Videos get paused Jimmy - "Now I'm just gunna say the next video is fresh paparazzi footage so I apologise if you haven't seen this one before but, I think it needs to be shown."

Video unpauses You and Danielle are sitting on a blanket in a park eating ice cream in a pretty secluded area so you thought no one could see you. Danielle shuffled closer to you and leaned her head on your shoulder. You looked down at her and said something the video didn't pick up. Danielle sat up and saw you had ice cream on you lip so she pointed it out to you.  You tried to wipe it off but failed like 3 times so in the end she just grabbed your hand brought it to her lap and kissed it off your face. You pull away from the kiss and look into her eyes lovingly. She says something the video doesn't pick up again and you laugh and peck her lips. You then go back to your ice cream and the video cuts.

Jimmy - "So, ladies. What do you have yo say about that?" 

I'm in complete disbelief, y/n can sense that so she goes to start speaking.  y/n - "Well uhm-" I don't let her finish though because I turn her head around and kiss her. My heart is racing as she kisses me back. She pulls always sooner than I wanted her too but I guess we have to keep it PG because there's still people in the room. Danielle - "Yeah, we're dating, she's my girlfriend and I love her very much."

She grabs my hand, squeezes it and smiles at me.  Jimmy - "Wait are you serious? I was expecting that to be a PR stunt or something?" Y/n - "Nope, I'm in very real love with this woman right here."

There were cheers and applause from the audience and proud looks and words from our friends sat around us. Finally, I thought to myself. I don't have to hide our love like a dirty little secret anymore. I don't know why I was so against coming out in the first place it's so much better now, I can show off my amazing girlfriend now.

[cyarskaren52]

Jack Harlow Knows What He Wants. And Where He Stands.

On the heels of his first solo No. 1 hit, the 24-year-old rapper is releasing “Come Home the Kids Miss You,” an album that appeals to the vastly different corners of his fan base.

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ATLANTA — Last June, on the red carpet at the BET Awards, Jack Harlow finished up an interview and noticed that the rapper Saweetie was nearby. He had appeared on a remix of her hit “Tap In,” but the two hadn’t yet met in person. And so he strolled up, tilted his body slightly in her direction, smoothly extended his hand and said hello.

What unfolded for the next 20 seconds was a rather epic tug-of-flirt, his charm bumping up against her arched eyebrow.

“I was like, that wasn’t the interaction I was hoping it would be,” Harlow said on a Thursday evening late last month at the unflashily sleek Generation Now Studios. “At the time, though, I was like, I hope that don’t go on the internet.”

It very much did. The playful face-off had been captured by a camera from the gossip site The Shade Room, and the video spread quickly. It’s prominently included in a fan-assembled YouTube compilationtitled “jack harlow being a natural flirt for 5 mins straight” that currently has over 6.6 million views. “My compilations used to be ‘Jack Harlow being sus,’” he said with a big smile, using a slang term for awkward or lame. “It’s crazy how the narrative has changed.”

Whether or not Harlow, now 24, was flirting (“Sometimes I’ll just be talking to people and people think I’m flirting,” he said. “I think I carry a warmth”), the frisky moment ended up becoming one of the defining documents of his rapid ascent.

“Everything shifted after that,” he said. “I tell people that was like a hit song.”

Harlow has had a few of those as well: the effervescent “Whats Poppin,” which became a hugely trafficked meme on TikTok in 2020; a cheeky guest turn on Lil Nas X’s “Industry Baby,” which went to No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 last year; and the Fergie-sampling “First Class,” which recently became Harlow’s first solo No. 1.

On Friday he released “Come Home the Kids Miss You,” his second major-label album (Harlow is signed to Generation Now’s joint venture with Atlantic). It’s full of sumptuous thumpers about the disorienting spin of new stardom, becoming an object of craving and good old-fashioned throne-taking ambition. Harlow is a notably adept technical rapper, cocksure and also sometimes witty; some of his earliest breakout moments were punch-line-packed radio freestyles. But Harlow — a commercially successful white rapper, still a rare thing in hip-hop — is craving centrist hip-hop acclaim, not a connoisseur’s classic.

“I’m looking to get away from rapping in a way where people can marvel at it and more something we can all enjoy together,” he said.

He has also become an object of fascination for more than his music, as the Saweetie clip encapsulated. To watch Harlow’s climb is to see the many ways, most of them not on record, in which a white rapper can demonstrate comfort in — and ultimately be embraced by — a Black genre.

Drake posted casual footage of a Turks and Caicos vacation with Harlow on his Instagram, crowing, “Shorty, don’t try and hit my phone now ’cause you see I’m chilling with Jack.” When Harlow posted an awkward video of himself rapping as an 11-year-old, Kendrick Lamar, who hadn’t clicked to favorite a tweet in two years, emerged to smash the like button. The Louisville rapper EST Gee told a story on the No Jumper podcast about how the local police had attempted to dissuade Harlow from working with him, but Harlow disregarded them.

These informal interactions have been crucial to Harlow’s fluid path to hip-hop’s top tier, and are an implicit rejoinder to earlier generations of white rappers who drew incessant attention to their whiteness, often in ways that felt compensatory, or penitent.

“Even though I haven’t lived through all those generations, I’m aware of and I’ve been able to reflect on them,” he added.

More broadly, skilled white rap stars aren’t as novel as they were in the Eminem era, which automatically dims the spotlight on Harlow slightly. And also the genre is as broad and as street-immediate as it’s ever been in the mainstream — Black innovation remains at the forefront.

Harlow, who was born and raised in Louisville, Ky., has been studying for this moment for more than a decade. A 2017 profile in Louisville Magazine relates a story of how, at 12, he asked his mother how to become the best rapper in the world. She told him he’d need 10,000 hours of practice, after the rule popularized by Malcolm Gladwell. He began self-releasing music in short order.

Local success led to meetings with management companies and record labels when he was still a high school freshman, though nothing came to fruition. Instead, he steadily released albums that were sharp-tongued and self-awarely nerdy. He grew up in the Highlands — a neighborhood that was “very accepting, diverse, a place that you can walk around and not have to look over your shoulder.” But he was also in contact with artists and producers from other neighborhoods, and sought to cultivate audiences in both white and Black Louisville.

Even though the city is not a nationally acknowledged musical hotbed, Harlow hears a through line of smooth-talking between him, EST Gee and the R&B star Bryson Tiller. The city’s music, he said, “has this silk to it.”

He remains connected to his hometown. He recently bought an apartment there, in a part of town better known for residents in their golden years: “I want the same thing as them — peace and quiet.”

In the wake of the success of “Whats Poppin,” Harlow has had a whirlwind couple of years. He’s starred in a Tommy Hilfiger campaign. Been slimed at the Kids’ Choice Awards. Gobbled a biscuit in a KFC promotional spot. Attended the Met Gala, twice. Scored the role of Billy Hoyle in the remake of “White Men Can’t Jump” despite having no acting experience. Sat courtside during the N.B.A. playoffs, baffling two referees, who were caught on microphone wondering who he was. Rapped on a remix of one of Eminem’s songs. Been nominated for three Grammys, and performed at this year’s ceremony, though forced to censor a particularly bawdy lyric.Harlow and Lil Nas X performing at the Grammys in April.Emma Mcintyre/Getty Images For The Recording Academy

He was also bleeped on the Grammys preshow for expressing support for gay participation in hip-hop while using emphatic cursing. Harlow wants to be an ally for inclusion: “I wouldn’t have cussed if I knew it was on television,” he said. “I want people to hear me.”

Like many emerging pop stars, he has a devoted online fan base. One particularly devoted account, @jackharlowmemes, captures many of Harlow’s high points and also some of his awkward ones. It also sometimes catalogs one of the more well-documentedand obsessed-over parts of Harlow’s fame: his appeal to Black women, captured in umpteen passionate TikTok videos and tweets over the last two years. (Sample caption: “Why Does Jack Harlow Have a Hold on BW?”)

“I’ve loved Black women since I was young, so it doesn’t feel foreign to me,” said Harlow, who often casts Black women as romantic interests in his videos. “And it doesn’t feel like this weird phenomenon. It just feels like something that’s now happening on a mass scale.”

“I’ve had relationships with Black women. So it would feel strange to me if it wasn’t the case a little bit,” he added. “Nobody in my inner circle is like, ‘Damn, Black girls like you, bro’ — you know what I’m saying? Because my whole inner circle loves Black women, and are constantly around Black women.”

In the summer of 2020, Harlow participated in the protests following the police killing of Breonna Taylor in Louisville. His attendance garnered significant attention online. His growing profile, along with the public embrace of his Black female audience, he said, “has heightened my awareness of my responsibility to protect them, and just being thoughtful for the position they might be in versus white women.”

There is also the matter of becoming a heartthrob. Harlow is tall — 6-foot-3 — and telegraphs bodily ease. He steps lightly, smoothly. On this day he was dressed in all black — tight mock-neck T-shirt, leather pants — with white New Balance 550s. (He is a brand ambassador for the sneaker company.) On display in the lounge nearby were some boxes of promotional popcorn in the style of Orville Redenbacher, but instead with photos of Harlow, back in his pre-dreamboat ringlet-hair era.

Navigating this aspect of fame is still new to Harlow. “It’s made me a lot more vain,” he said. “It’s probably made me a little more insecure just because, people could tell, I didn’t used to care how I looked. I think it’s what beautiful girls go through, you know what I’m saying? When they know the world thinks they’re beautiful, they see what isn’t beautiful. They want to be perfect. I wouldn’t say I’m there, but I’m conscious.”

Suavity is the primary lens through which Harlow thinks about how his music should sound: “I always think about if I was in the car and the girl I had a crush on was in the shotgun and I had to play a song, would I be proud to play the song?”

“Come Home,” primarily produced by Harlow with Angel (BabeTruth) Lopez and Rogét Chahayed, deliberately straddles constituencies — fans who clamor for his intricate rapping and clever punch lines, and fans who clamor for his beard and smile. Emblematic of this approach is “Dua Lipa” — essentially an up-tempo arena trap song. It’s not a song about Dua Lipa (nor does she appear on it), but one that uses her name as a way of catching the attention of curious pop listeners.“I’m looking to get away from rapping in a way where people can marvel at it and more something we can all enjoy together,” Harlow said.Luisa Opalesky for The New York Times

“And those people are going to make it so big that the rap fan is going to be embarrassed to say he snapped on that,” Harlow said, laughing. “Even though I objectively snapped on that.”

“First Class,” which set the tempo for this album’s release, can be read multiple ways. On the one hand, the beginning is essentially a hyperengineered TikTok trend, a sample of Fergie’s “Glamorous” that lends itself to phone-screen-friendly choreography. But get past that and the song’s verses are packed with internal rhymes and tensions. And “Nail Tech,” which takes its name from the modern parlance for a manicurist, is among the tougher songs on the album, dexterous enough to make Kanye West post that Harlow was among the “Top 5 out right now.”

In many ways, West’s “808s & Heartbreak” and the Drake innovations that followed set a template for Harlow. But when he worked with Drake on a song for this album, “Churchill Downs,” he opted not for a melodic, pop-oriented song, but rather an intense rapfest: “I thought that restraint would be refreshing. Just us showing our love for the craft.”

Harlow remains close to Private Garden, a crew of rappers and producers from Louisville that he’s been around for years. (Some members contributed production to the new album.) But he is the breakout star, and with that attention comes accountability and influence. On “Baxter Avenue,” the contemplative closing track from Harlow’s 2020 major-label album “Thats What They All Say,” he addresses the circumstance with an earnest humility and a light dash of anxiety, describing his awareness of what he has — and doesn’t have — access to as a white man in rap, as well as what responsibilities that role comes with.

“Especially where I’m from, you know, Black people haven’t had a lot of chances,” Harlow said. “I think people have waited for me to, like, garner all this and just take off and be larger than life and come back and be like, ‘Y’all, look how massive I am! Ain’t you proud?’”

But Harlow doesn’t want to separate from the community that raised him: “What people really need and want to see is like, ‘Come with me.’ It’s how many opportunities can you create? How many people can you put in position?”

With that as his goal, Harlow long ago decided that being musically bashful wouldn’t serve his ultimate ends. “My competitive spirit is what is so hip-hop about me,” he said.

“I feel like any respect I’m earning is because people can see I love this. I love this like a kid that really grew up on hip-hop, that isn’t looking at this as like the cool trend, like this is a cool way to get famous,” he said. “I really want to play.”

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Hiiii!! I hope you're having a nice day/night! Do you still write for Hayden Christensen? If so...Could I possibly request Hayden Christensen x actor! reader where they star for a movie and they are being interviewed for the movie but many fans notice how there are lingering touches and a lot of eye contact in the interview that's- YA KNO- MORE THAN AVERAGE- Safe to say they don't look like friends✊😎. Then many months later people aren't surprised they're dating-🤭. But that's only if you still write for him, no pressure really if you don't want to/ aren't comfortable about the request. I hope you have a nice day/night!!! ☺️😘

Bestie you know me way to much AAAAA

Hayden Christensen x gn! actor/actress reader!

words: 440

warnings: none ig

summary: hayden and y/n are in a situationship, and at the Tonight show Jimmy makes them open their eyes…

Author’s note: i’m horrible at summarizing i’m sorry☠️

You were very nervous, everyone could tell, this wasn't your first interview about a movie obviously, but it was your first one appearing on The Tonight Show, you already knew Jimmy from some party at your old production company but you knew that the show was very famous and that people used to take thousands of clips to upload to other platforms, As you sat there your legs were shaking enough to be noticed by your co-star, who was none other than Hayden Christensen himself, who happened to be your love interest in the movie you were both sponsoring. In the movie you and Hayden had filmed a few scenes together and both of you had caught feelings for each other, but neither of you had said anything out loud.

"y/n honey, your legs are shaking, do you want us to stop the questions for a moment?" Jimmy asked with concern in his voice, "no no easy, I'm fine I'm just a little nervous" you laughed softly.

Hayden placed his hand on your knee "are you sure you don't want to stop? you're shaking so much" your head was going a mile a minute, your head just focused on Hayden's hand on your leg, your eyes connected with his "relax, I'm really fine, we can go on" you gently placed your hand on Hayden's hand on your knee, giving him a warm smile. "let's get back to the questions, there are a lot of rumors about you two" you and Hayden were surprised at the statement, "I didn't expect that one" Hayden laughed as he scratched his neck, "the fans of the movie have made a compilation of all the scenes where said tension between you two appears, should we play it?" Jimmy commented with a smile, the public went feral after Jimmy said that. From one moment to the next all the videos began to appear on the set screen, by the time the broadcast was over your cheeks were redder than Darth Vader's lightsaber.

After that embarrassing moment Hayden's hands were looking for any excuse to touch or brush you, your eyes never left his at any moment while he was talking, the few winks he threw at you and the icing on the cake was how he put his hand on your lower back to leave the set.

During that interview,and days after, all the social networks started creating rumors about you two, posting pictures from off stage or when you both were walking down the street, the fans went crazy when months later you both confirmed your relationship on Jimmy's show, he started laughing and saying "I knew it, I knew it!" all over the set while laughing while you and Hayden were laughing and holding hands.

[orithyia-eriphyle]

Bewilder

Stray Kids x Reader

Fem!Reader

Synopsis: A compilation of Y/n using her ability to speak multiple languages to confuse the ever-living-fuck out of the other members of Stray Kids and the fandom.

Warnings: I am not completely fluent in Portuguese! I have been studying it for about 3 years now but do not have a perfect understanding of it. Please forgive me for any mistakes I make.

Now, it was common knowledge that the members of Stray Kids all spoke English fairly well, Felix and Chan obviously being completely fluent. Y/n on the other hand was fluent in English, Korean, and Portuguese. Of course, Y/n and the other fluent English members helped the others with their English quite often. Though the other members are 99% sure Y/n uses her ability to speak a foreign language to tease them.

Not that they really mind.

***

"Você é o ser humano mais adorável que eu já vi." Y/n said to Han whilst she and the other members all sat outside on the porch, the heat of the fire keeping them warm. You were filming the 12th episode of SKZ Code, the one where the 9 of you lived in a house together for two days.

It was the part of the video where everyone was complimenting Han because the hairband he was wearing looked good on him. It was a pink fluffy hairband with little ears on it. "Did anyone understand what she just said?" Han said, eyes wide in confusion. You were sat comfortably between him and Felix, a warm muffin in your hand. "I only understood 'you' and 'I'," Changbin said, equally as confused.

Since the 9 of you were so close, the boys had picked up on some of the words that you said often. Most of the words they knew were simple ones like 'and' 'I' 'you' and 'me.' Along with various other curse words and insults. They typically found out what you said after a fan translated it and posted the translation onto some form of social media.

"Give it a few days and we'll figure it out," Minho said, taking a bite of his snack afterward. "She said something along the lines of 'an adorable human'," Chan spoke from the log he was sitting on. Chan and Felix typically had an easier time understanding what you were trying to say because there were multiple Portuguese words that sound similar to English words.

Han just smiled and laughed, happy to have you complimenting him.

"She only speaks Portuguese when she has something nice to say or to cuss someone out, there is no in-between," Hyunjin stated as a matter of factly.

***

There was once a clip on YouTube that you found highly amusing. The video was of SKZ at a fan sign, each member sat in their respective spots behind the table. You were speaking with a female fan in an animated manner, hands waving and eyes sparkling. Fans who found the video had managed to figure out that you and the fan were having a conversation in Portuguese, which is why you were so excited.

Now that wasn't the amusing part. The funny part was the two men you sat between, Hyunjin and Changbin. They were staring at you and the fan with the most focused yet confused faces you had ever seen on them. Clearly, they were trying their very hardest to understand what you were saying. They would mumble to each other when they figured out a word or understood a certain phrase.

The clip was titled "Y/n L/n confusing Changbin and Hyunjin for 3 minutes straight." You laughed at the fact that they sat there for an entire 3 minutes to decipher your conversation with the fan. You of course had to show the other members, each laughing at the faces that Hyunjin and Changbin pulled.

***

Stray Kids was standing on stage at one of their many concerts around the world. You were more excited than usual, not that performing didn't get you excited. You were just elated because you were performing in Portugal.

The members were taking a break on stage, chatting with the fans happily. You were standing next to Bang Chan, both of you having an arm slung around the other's waist. "Não conte a ninguém, mas Bang Chan é o meu favorito." You said with a coy smile, pulling the Australian closer to you. The crowd burst into cheers and laughter, Chan snapping his head in your direction with a gasp.

Felix held a hand to his heart in faux offense, the blonde man having understood what you said to a degree. Chan's face lit up in a bright smile, his dimples on full display. "Aww, I didn't know that." You huffed out in faux annoyance. "You weren't supposed to understand." Chan laughed and smiled down at you. "You underestimate my intelligence."

You turned your head to look behind Chan after hearing the other members shout at you in protest. Apparently, Felix had told them what you had said. "Don't lie Y/n, we all know I'm your favorite." Minho said cockily, snatching you away from Chan's grasp. "You're only my favorite when you bring me food." You said into the microphone, the crowd of fans laughing at your insult to the older man.

"You shouldn't talk to your oppa like that." The man sighed out, not knowing what else to reply with. You stuck your tongue out and ran back to Chan, "Too bad."

***

"Eu vou te matar da maneira mais dolorosa possível." You spoke as you body shook with fear. You were on the set for the Thunderous music video. You were taking a break from filming and Felix took this as a chance to torture you.

You were cowering behind a chair that the staff had set up in the village you were filming in. Felix was chasing you around with a creepy bug in his hand, the man cackling at your misfortune. "Your threats mean nothing to me if I can't understand them, Y/n." The man chuckled, his hand with the bug in it creeping closer to you.

"I swear to god Felix, I will scream." Felix laughed, clearly not believing you. Next thing you knew, squeals of fear were leaving your lips. Felix had thrown that gross ass creature at you. You were shouting at Felix, your words alternating between the three languages you spoke. "Espero que você apodreça no inferno." You yelled out as you ran in fear.

Your eyes seem to have their own form of aim-bot considering you managed to spot Seungmin amongst all the chaos. You ran to the younger man, latching onto him like a koala. "Protect me, Seungmin." You peaked over his shoulder to see Felix having the time of his life, his body hunched on the floor as he laughed so hard he couldn't breathe. "What did he do?" Seungmin asked, not really acknowledging the fact that you're practically suffocating him with your body. "He threw a bug at me." The brown-haired male laughed, also finding your misery amusing.

"Você terá sorte se chegar ao final de hoje,"

***

"Y/n sounds so pretty when she speaks in Portuguese." Jeongin spoke as the 9 of you moved about the room set up backstage. You looked up from the game of cards you were playing with Hyunjin. "Eu te amo." You said, staring at the white-haired boy. Each member automatically looked to Felix, who understood Portuguese better than the rest of them. "She said she loves you."

Each member either 'awwed' or grumbled in mock jealousy. Jeongin just laughed, his ears turning red as he became increasingly flustered at your nonchalant statement.

"I can't believe you said it to I.N. first." Hyunjin grumbled, his arms crossed over his chest and a pout on his lips. You laughed, standing up from your spot across from him and walking around the table. You haphazardly threw yourself into Hyunjin, wrapping your arms around his neck. "Stop whining, I love you too, if that's what you wanted to hear." Hyunjin smiled, seemingly no longer upset.

Suddenly, numerous amounts of bodies were thrown on top of you and Hyunjin. The black leather couch now full. Changbin was now next to you, drawing you closer to him. "Now you have to say it to all of us." You groaned, rolling your head back and onto Changbin's shoulder in exasperation. "But I don't wanna."

Han, who was seated in your lap was the next to speak. "We won't move until you say it to all of us." Han spoke in defiance. You groaned once again, reaching out to the one member not suffocating you on the couch, only to be disappointed. Bang Chan, who was standing in front of the couch, was recording the entire ordeal. He had a hand held up to his mouth in order to muffle his laughter.

"I hate all of you." You glanced over Hyunjin's shoulder, noticing I.N. staring at you with a coy smile. "I thought I already told you I love you." You spoke with a raised brow. "You did, but I want to hear you say it again and then I'll move." You sighed.

"Fine."

"Eu amo tanto todos vocês. Eu provavelmente morreria sem você." You said reluctantly, already dreading the weeks of teasing that are to come.

Minho, who was smart enough to pull up a translator before you started speaking, translated for everyone. "She said, and I quote, 'I love you all so much. I would probably die without you.'" The multiple sets of arms around you tightened after Minho finished speaking.

"See? It wasn't that hard." Felix spoke with a teasing smile.

***

Translations:

"Você é o ser humano mais adorável que eu já vi."

You are the most adorable human I have ever seen.

"Não conte a ninguém, mas Bang Chan é o meu favorito."

Don't tell anyone, but Bang Chan is my favorite.

"Eu vou te matar da maneira mais dolorosa possível."

I will kill you in the most painful way possible.

"Espero que você apodreça no inferno."

I hope you rot in hell.

"Você terá sorte se chegar ao final de hoje,"

You'll be lucky if you make it to the end of today.

"Eu te amo."

I love you.

[lesbianjunimo]

That time you and your demon boyfriend went viral

hi yes hello obey me fandom!! my name is Gabbi and i have never played a single second of the actual game but i have read enough fanon content for the past year to have this idea swimming around in my head and now i am finally letting this accursed thing out of my brain and putting it in yours

also i’m only doing the brothers because any more than that and i’d have an aneurysm probably. oh and shoutout to @obeythebutler and @beels-burger-babe for inspiring me with their works to feel brave enough to write for this fandom

Lucifer:

You and Lucifer go viral on Asmo’s Devilgram story!

You’re in the kitchen helping Asmo with dinner duty and singing along to one of your playlists of human realm music that you like to show him.

Asmo starts filming your cute little dance while you stir the pot on the stove because you are just adorable!

About ten seconds into him filming, Lucifer appears in the doorway with quite the stern look on his face. You know, the one that comes right before a “MAMMOOOOOON” and strikes fear into the heart of all those with functioning eardrums. That one.

He opens his mouth, presumably to tell y’all to shut the fuck up, but then there’s a lull in the music and the eldest can hear your voice ever so slightly above the song’s vocalist and he freezes.

Man stops in his tracks like someone just smacked him in the face with a midair volleyball.

Asmo can be heard stifling a laugh behind his phone.

Lucifer’s face gets so soft and he almost, almost, loosens his metal-rod-through-the-ass posture before you notice him and give a little wave and ask if you and Asmo were being too loud like the considerate darling you are.

Lucifer clears and his throat and says something like, “No, you aren’t. I was just coming to check on how dinner is coming along,” and leaves, after which Asmo immediately presses the post button.

Screenshots of Lucifer’s heart eyes for you go absolutely viral because every demon on Devilgram goes absolutely feral for seeing the eldest demon brother lose his dignified composure. It becomes a meme template. “Get you someone who looks at you like Lucifer looks at MC” and “me at the delivery demon when he shows up with my spicy bat wings” posts become commonplace. (Asmo thinks the memes are totally worth getting strung up with Mammon for laughing at them.)

Mammon:

Much like Lucifer, you and Mammon end up going viral off Asmo’s Devilgram. (Noticing a pattern here?) 

He pulls a silly prank on your asses and honestly I don’t know how you fell for it. But hey, they say “idiots in love” for a reason, so...

You and Asmo are sitting in the common room of the House of Lamentation just chillin. Well, he’s chillin, you’re on the floor studying for an upcoming exam.

The video starts in the middle of a conversation you and the avatar of lust were having.

“No, Asmo,” you say. “Mammon and I don’t use pet names for each other.” Now that’s just a darn lie, and every demon and crow within ten miles of Mammon and you together knows it.

“Really? I find that very hard to believe, MC.~” 

You sigh in response to Asmo’s teasing. “Okay, he has a lot for me but I’m just not much of a pet name person, y’know?” The rest of the exchange goes like this:

“Oh, I totally get it.” *pause* “Hey MC, what do human world bees make again?”

“Honey.”

Cue a sheepish Mammon sticking his head in the doorway at the bluntness of your tone when you answered Asmo.

“Yeah, babe?” he looks like a puppy left on the side of a highway oh my god hUG HIM-

Asmo turns the camera back to his smug ass face and in the background you can be heard tripping on the damn carpet trying to get up and hug your mans. (”MAMMON GET OVER HERE SO I CAN HUG YOU” “W-WHAT? I THOUGHT YA WERE MAD AT ME?!?!?!?!”)

Leviathan:

Streamer Levi? Streamer Levi.

You guys go viral the first time you make an appearance on one of Levi’s weekly (insert cool Devildom streaming service name here) streams. 

It’s completely unintentional. You had been asking him for weeks to play with him on there, but he’s the avatar of envy after all. He doesn’t like sharing his partner, even if it’s with random strangers who have no real access to you.

However, he has his stream on a Thursday instead of a Friday one week, and you come into his room carrying dinner because 1) You didn’t realize he was streaming and 2) No matter what he was doing, the boy needed to eat. It wasn’t unusual for you to bring him dinner, so you had no idea why he was blushing and stammering even more than usual this time in particular. Boy was speaking in beached whale trying to tell you what was wrong.

Then you notice his screen. Oh! “Hi chat!” You wave, setting Levi’s food down on his desk in front of his keyboard. “M-MC!” He full-on whines, slamming a hand over his mouth afterwards when he remembers his viewers could hear that.

Honestly, they’d meme the fuck out of him if it weren’t for the fact that they are FINALLY SEEING HIS HENRY!!! THE MYSTERIOUS MC!!!

Chat is bombarding you with questions while you make Levi eat dinner. And by make him eat dinner, I mean literally feeding this man forkfuls/spoonfuls while he games because you love how flustered he gets when you do that. 

Does it impact his score? Absolutely. Does he care? Not really when you’re pampering him like that.

You start answering chat’s questions about you while he’s chewing so he can’t tell you to stop LMAO-

You’re a natural on stream. The VOD becomes the most popular on Levi’s account in a matter of hours and soon cute highlights compilations of you and him on that stream start making the rounds on Devildom Twitter.

Satan:

There was buildup to Satan going viral, similar to Levi in a way. 

Satan does have a Devilgram, but it’s basically a white woman’s Instagram with added book reviews for variety. Unless you’re a reader his account is pretty boring: candles, books, fireplaces, and cats.

However, after you two started reading together fairly often he began posting pictures of your legs draped over his while you sat together. They’d always be captioned with vague ass pretentious literary criticism. 

This goes on for months, and he gains a lot of (horny) followers after the leg pics start up. He doesn’t really get why but you both joke that it’s because you have some damn nice legs and I mean neither of you are complaining about the new following.

You two go viral when he finally shows your face, entirely by accident.

The post is a video, which is already strange for him and grabs attention. In it, you’re scoffing and reading an excerpt of a book, mocking its understanding of female anatomy.

“I’m quoting here, Satan: ‘her breasts bouncing around like giant pacmen.’ I’M SORRY?? THAT ISN’T HOW BOOBS WORK SIR. WHY ARE MEN ALLOWED TO WRITE?” 

(fun fact that is a very real quote from a very real book I really read last month pls save me)

Originally the camera is focused on your body, with your head out of frame to protect your privacy, but your righteous anger made Satan laugh. Like, a real laugh. The one that makes you and everyone in earshot wonder if he truly was never an angel cause he sure as hell laughs like one but anyway-

When he threw his head back, his DDD angled up just a tad without him noticing, and your face was in view for like .2 seconds. Screenshots of it are making the rounds on Devilgram almost immediately: FINALLY THE LEGS’ OWNER HAS BEEN FOUND.

Satan apologizes profusely but you honestly find it funny and you two opt to just start taking selfies while reading with both of your faces in them from now on. 

Asmodeus:

I’m gonna be real with you: you and Asmo go viral all the time. Pretty much everything Asmo posts can be considered viral because of his social media following and his status as one of the seven avatars of sin.

However, there are some fairly cute highlights to be pointed out among the times you were both featured in a post that blew up.

Your favorite is probably that time Asmo livestreamed on of you guys’ ‘Nail Nites,’ as you call them.

You’re both on the floor, doing your nails and kicking your feet back and forth while talking to chat. A lot of the questions are about your relationship, and there’s a lot of flirting back and forth between the two of you.

A particular clip of the stream does blow the fuck up on Devilgram, though, when someone screen records it and posts it with a bunch of heart emojis edited over it.

“’What colors do you think best describe each other?’ Ooo, that’s a good one, chat!” Asmo claps his hands together excitedly, making sure to be  careful of his nails.

Pretty much everyone expected you to say pink, but you surprised both your boyfriend and your viewers when, after a pensive few moments, you replied with “Hmm...probably yellow or orange.”

“Can I ask why, darling?” Asmo tilts his head in confusion. I mean, yeah, those colors look good on him, but he doesn’t wear them often so he’s wondering about your thought process. 

“Well, in the human world those colors often represent happiness, optimism, and positivity. You’re always the cheerful presence I need in my life when things get hard, so you have the vibe of those colors.”

Asmo proceeds to burst into tears and hug you, messing up both of your nails and prolonging the stream since you both have to start over. But neither of you particularly care. 

Fun fact: Asmo has the clip that demon made of that portion of the stream saved on his DDD and watches it whenever he feels sad.

Beelzebub:

Beel and you probably go the most viral out of everybody. Like this moment is an entire phenomenon across the Devildom internet. 

It’s a video, or well, multiple videos, taken at the end of a Fangol game that Beel’s team had just won. Everyone is cheering and going crazy, yourself included, and you just really wanted to congratulate your boyfriend.

So, like the rational person you are, you elect to climb up onto the railing of the bleachers and wave to get his attention. 

You were absolutely fine up there, and sat all comfortably motioning Beel over to you. He notices, of course, and jogs over, standing right beneath you and looking up. (Back where you were sitting, Mammon is screeching like a hyena in heat and Belphie, who is laying down, has one eye open to glare at him. The youngest knows Beel would never let you hurt yourself; you’re fine.)

A bunch of assorted demons at the game has started filming while you were sat atop the railing since you were rather noticeable. Therefore, there’s a shit ton of different angles of the adorable events that follow:

You slide off the railing, landing right in Beel’s waiting arms bridal style. You’ve got this brilliant smile on your face as you pull his helmet off. None of the DDDs filming can hear it over the crowd noise, but Beel asks you why you just went through all that trouble and you tell him it’s because you wanted to tell him how proud you are.

Soft boy’s chest puffs up and he smiles this big cheesy smile at you reach up to run a hand through his hair. You feel him practically purr at the contact, and with a laugh you pull him in and plant a big ole smooch on him.

The crowd, at least those of them that can see, scream. Everyone is running high on adrenaline and happy emotions; something that cute causes a ruckus!! When you pull away Beel proceeds to put you on his shoulders and you celebrate with him and the rest of his team.

The videos of you two being adorable go completely viral and there are some threads dedicated to stockpiling every single angle taken of the event. Beel is completely oblivious to the attention but you have a lot of them saved on your DDD.

Belphegor:

If you think Belphegor has any sort of social media presence whatsoever then you are sorely mistaken. (Well okay he actually does run some anonymous troll accounts to meme on Lucifer’s posts but that’s neither here nor there-)

Therefore, naturally, you two go viral off of Asmo’s Devilgram. 

Okay so someone in the obey me tag the other say headcanoned that Belphie will go out of his way to nap in ridiculous places and my brain really took that and RAN WITH IT.

So what happens is that Belphie will fall asleep in the fucking weirdest places. I’m talking on top of the fridge, underneath the dinner table, on top of bookshelves...you name it, he has slept there, no matter the effort it takes to get there in the first place. 

And, ever since you two started dating, you would join him. Sometimes it involved putting yourself at risk of great bodily harm, but the little smile he gave when you he saw you fucking scaling the countertop to reach him made it worth it.

So anyway, since Beel adores the both of you to no end, he takes pictures whenever he sees you two napping together, whether or not it is in a crazy place. He sends these to the family group chat because he thinks they’re adorable.

Over a span of weeks to months, Asmo has built up a stock of images of you and Belphie cuddles up in seemingly impossible places. Once he has about ten or so, he posts a compilation of them to his Devilgram with some cheesy ass caption like “The things we do for love <3″.

They become a meme SO QUICKLY. Like UNBELIEVABLY quickly. 

The picture of you and Belphie sleeping on top of a bookshelf, in particular, is a big hit. Memes abound.

“If my girl doesn’t climb up a bookshelf to cuddle my ass, she don’t love me.” “Get yourself a partner who scales bookshelves just to be with your ass.” Etc etc...Belphie doesn’t give a shit but you laugh at a lot of them so he sees that as a good outcome.

[finallydelight]

MAYA X TWICE MEMBERS

The dynamics between Maya and the Twice members.

— IM NAYEON [ NaYa ]

Jieun always wanted an older sister, so she appreciates Nayeon so much.

Nayeon was one of her first friends when she joined JYPE. Nayeon just approached her because she thought Jieun looked very pretty. It’s quite wholesome.

she’s the one who introduced Nayeon to Jennie and Jisoo, when they were trainees.

they love each other’s company, always hanging out, whether it’s in the dorm or outside.

social introvertsssss <3

— YOO JEONGYEON [ JeongYa / MaJeong ]

underrated duo

before their debut they weren’t the closest, so they decided to share a room in the dorm and it really helped them to get to know each other more.

Jeongyeon said in a vlive once that when they were trainees, she was scared of Jieun.

she just found her very intimidating and also because she came from SM. but during Sixteen, she saw the really hard working side of Jieun, that made Jeongyeon respect her a lot more.

Jeongyeon loves taking care of her, because she knows Maya is the oldest in her family and has to take care of her brother a lot.

— HIRAI MOMO [ MoMa / MoYa ]

with these two it’s never boring.

like Maya is on the more quiet side, but with Momo, that side seemed to have just disappeared.

when Maya first became a trainee at JYPE, she thought for a long time that Momo and Sana were sisters. she was so embarrassed when she found out they were not.

they like to learn from each other, whether it’s dancing or singing.

they’re food buddies. Momo always sharing new or trendy food with her.

these two are famous for their dancing vlives.

— MINATOZAKI SANA [ Saya ]

married couple honestly

probably the most shipped pair in the entire group.

affectionate af

the amount of compilations there are of them just being clingy.

Kim Jieun is the only person on earth that can make Sana fold. like one wink and Sana is giggling and shit.

Maya: “I don’t think I’ve kissed the members before.”

Sana: “we kissed on the lips once.”

the members just looked so confused at that, but they also just moved on like it was nothing?? Fans found it hilarious, but also suspicious.

she doesn’t call Sana “unnie” because their age difference is literally not even month.

— PARK JIHYO [ JiYa / JiJi ]

best friend duo <3

vocal queens

dancing queens

they confide in each other a lot.

being a leader can be very pressuring and when it becomes too much for Jihyo, she likes to have a talk with Maya.

they’re probably the closest out of everyone in Twice.

she has that one meme of Jihyo as her phone background and it annoyes the leader so much.

when they won their first daesang, there’s this heartbreaking clip of Jihyo comforting a sobbing Maya <\\3

— MYOUI MINA [ MiYa ]

this pair is so elegant

like they’re so beautiful.

when Mina first became a trainee, Maya was so fascinated with her. she just found her so graceful.

Mina used to be in a exo cover group and Maya used to train with exo, so that’s what actually made them close.

Whenever they choose teams, she always chooses Mina.

Maya always gifts her these giant Lego sets. Her little brother doesn’t play with them anymore, so she just gives them to Mina.

— KIM DAHYUN [2Kim / DaYa]

the beloved Kim sisters.

no one loves our dubu as much as Maya does.

she actually knew Dahyun before she started training at JYPE, because of her eagle church dance video.

she’s been a Dahyun stan from the start.

Dahyun loves to make her laugh, for whatever reason.

they’re both very attentive people.

Dahyun taught Maya how to play ‘Feel Special’ on the piano <3

— SON CHAEYOUNG [ ChaeYa / MaChaeng ]

the short and tall duo

Maya teases her so much.

they love putting Chae between Maya and Tzuyu, for shits and giggles.

like one time when Chaeyoung was giving their speech at an award show, Maya was standing next to her and she bended her knees to be on the same height as her. The members had to hold in their laughter, it was so funny.

they watch a lot of movies together, they’re always searching for new things to watch together.

the biggest fan of Chae’s melody projects.

— CHOU TZUYU [ MaTzu / YuYa ]

welcome, meet tall and taller.

Tzuyu really looks up to her, it’s so freaking adorable.

whenever Jieun talks, Tzuyu is just staring at her with wide adoring eyes. They’re so cute.

when they were trainees, Tzuyu always stayed around Jieun, because she was one of the only girls at JYPE that could speak a bit of Mandarin (Maya received Mandarin lessons at SME).

Maya is such a Tzuyu enthousiast, always hyping her up.

like when Tzuyu was shooting the mv for her melody project, Maya looked so proud of her.

“You’re doing amazing, sweetie!”

During the finale of Sixteen, when Tzuyu was announced as a member, the first member she ran up to was Maya and they shared a hug <\\3

[laladellakang]

fmv [AU]: dellice is the most iconic duo

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italics dialogue = english | bold + [] = captions

— sal (sohn alice) —

what if alice hadn't left the group?

#1 (v-live)

"My first impression of unnie was.. you were very cute, very shy," Della rested an arm on Sunghoon's shoulder. "It was our first day in our previous company."

✄✄✄✄✄✄✄✄

"My first impression of Della was that she had a lot of swag and I thought you would be a bit cold but she approached me because I was a bit shy," Alice smiled fondly at the memory. "My Korean was still really bad so she started speaking to me in English."

"How did you become close?" Jungwon asked.

"We... just did.." the two were confused on what to answer. "We were just most comfortable with each other."

[ soulmates <3 ]

The video cut to the channel's introduction before resuming.

#2 (v-live)

"You said you two were known as Black and Pink, right?" Heeseung rested his chin on Della's shoulder.

"Yeah, Della was black and I was pink," Alice played with the edge of Sunoo's sleeve.

"Are we still allowed to be called that?" Della chuckled. "What should our new unit name be?"

"Dellice!" Alice whined with furrowed eyebrows and a small pout.

"Yeah but what about the unit name? Like '03z' or '01z,'" Della explained.

The video then sped up with the four members coming up with various ideas.

"Oppa, we're trying to come up with a unit name for unnie and I, do you have any ideas?" they ended up asking for Jay's opinion.

"Can't you just be the Girlz or something?" all of them paused for a few seconds. "Hello?"

[they literally forgot that they were the only girls lmaooo]

"We're girls, Della-ya.."

"We're girls!" Dellice facepalmed while Heesun laughed.

#3 (i-land)

"I appreciate your concern, oppa. It's definitely valid. Let's just see what the mentors have to say tomorrow. We'll see how our chill method translates," it was during the representative unit week, where the Dellice had to perform 'Navillera.' "But just remember that we are the top trainees for a reason."

[ YES MA'AM ]

"We can do this. All fourteen of us need to stay in I-Land," "We need girls to debut, and we're gonna show why. We'll keep everyone safe," it immediately cut to them getting a score of eighty-five.

[ *got the highest score* ] [ alice: hell yeah, we told ya we were good ]

#4 (compilation)

[ been together from the beginning ❤️ ]

It's all the times Alice and Della saw each other again in I-Land, found out that they will survive for another round and when they knew they were gonna debuted together.

#5 (enhypen &hi)

"Wait, unnie.." Della put her hands on Alice's shoulders. "We're debuting together."

"I know right?" Alice whispered with wide eyes. "We've been together for three years."

"And we're debuting together!" the two squealed while hugging each other and spinning around.

#6 (upper side dreamin' ghostbusters edition behind the scenes)

"It's so cold!" Alice gritted her teeth and bounced up at down. "I'm already wearing so many layers but I'm still cold," she then looked beyond the camera. "Della-ya! Aren't you cold?!"

"No, I'm not," the camera focused on Della to see her walking towards the older while shaking her head. "C'mere," she pulled Alice's frame into her body and wrapped her with the blanket draped over her shoulders.

[PLEASE]

"Thanks," Alice rested her head on Della's shoulder.

The next clips showed the two waddling around with Alice clinging to her dongsaeng.

[their height difference 💔] [5"8] [5"4]

"What is this?" Sunoo laughed at the sight. "Cutee."

"What are you doing?" Heeseung laughed as well. "You look like a penguin."

"Hyung, should we try it?" Niki asked Jake, grabbing his hands to wrap around the former's waist.

#7 (tiktok)

It was one where Della was holding a ring and Alice 'forcibly' placing it on her ring finger, making the former look up with wide eyes.

"Put it on him, make him wanna marry me," the next scenes were Alice swaying her hips to the song in a 'shy' manner while Della does a bunch of random stuff with a straight face.

[ dellice = enha's REAL married couple 🫶 ]

#8 (weverse screenshot)

[ NOT THEM TAKING IT SERIOUSLY- ]

#9 & #10 (tiktok)

There was also Lil Wayne's 'Lollipop' dance, which became the group's third most popular Tiktok, and an 'XOXO' challenge with Somi.

#11 (enhypen &hi)

"Lalaa," Alice got close to where Della was lying down. "I wanna cuddlee," she laid on top of her.

"You have seven available membe-" Della paused her game to wrap her arms around her unnie.

"I want you," she said in aegyo. She nestled her head onto Della's chest. "Ahh it's good to be a girl!"

[ 🤨🤨 ] [ *clip of huening kai's 'that's kinda sus though'* ]

Della snorted before slapping her butt.

#12 (compilation)

[ alice is the oldest noo-nie but she literally becomes a baby when it comes to della 🥺 ]

It was soon followed with the duo being clingy to each other, but the clips are all literally Della being the more dominant one.

#13 (dance jam)

They had a Dance Jam live one day where it was only Dellice. They danced to a bunch of K-Pop songs, including the most long awaited 'Pretty Savage' cover. It was the only one where they sang to the instrumentals, so it was a full performance.

[ sKiNnY bITCH ] [ bitCHES ] [ BITCHES ] [ our black and pink 🖤💖 ]

#14 (v-live)

"You're calling Alice fat?" Della scoffed at the camera. "Damn, I wish I had her body."

"I know y'all are calling me fat just 'cause of my boobs," the staff knocked behind the camera, making the two smirk. "So I just wanna say thank you."

[ SLAYYY ]

#15 (v-live)

"Woah, there are lots of hate comments today," Alice said sarcastically. "Some of you guys are so possessive of the boys, it's hilarious."

Della screenshot the screen a couple of times with a smirk.

[ oh damn ]

"I'll show these to MY men. We'll remember your names," Della looked straight into the lens. "Good luck next time round."

[ THEY'RE SO HOT ]

#16 (v-live)

"You gotta love all nine of us equally," Della shaded. "Not just the boys, not just the girls- not just one member. Having a bias and solo stanning is different."

"If you come on here to only love one member while crapping on the rest then don't interact with us," Alice shrugged. "Save it for the real Engenes."

[ SAY IT LOUDER BABES ]

#17 (en-ter key)

"Unnie, wanna do the Peppero game?" Della offered during their Peppero day En-Ter Key.

[ interesting way of saying you wanna kiss but okay ]

"Let's go," the other members watched the exchange, occasionally cringing and squealing at their closeness. "Wah! It's so small!" Alice showed the camera after the two high-fived.

[ 💡💡 ]

"Do any of you guys wanna try with Della?" Alice gestured with a suppressed smirk.

[ BEST WINGWOMAN ]

"Is it okay?" Jungwon looked beyond the camera.

"Of course it is, what's the difference from Della and I?" Alice answered for him.

"Should we?" Sunghoon stood up to go first. All the members tried with Della, and Niki ended up winning.

[ ik this is a dellice video but y'all istg their bottom lips touched ]

Then there was a slow motion video of Nilla's lips barely touching. Then cut to Alice and Jungwon smirking while the other guys try (so hard) not to react much.

[ none of them flinched one bit and some of y'all still think their relationship is familial ] [ nilla ❤️ ]

"Do you wanna-" Della was about to suggest Alice to do the same with the boys.

"Eww! No!"

[ your gay is showing, sweetie ] [ and also your poly- *static* ]

#18 (compilation)

Alice loves to play wingwoman, she always encourages Della's moments with the boys.

She loves offering Della to be partnered by another member. She loves teasing her members, especially when they're being too obvious. Above all, she loves to make sure everyone sees that the boys (and her) are only 'romantically' interested with Della.

[ alice: i know something you don't ]

#19 (v-live)

"You and I.. We've known each other for over three years now," Alice swung on her chair. "We've been friends for over three years."

"We used to train in a different company together," Della smiled softly. "When we left, we promised that we would stick together no matter what."

"And here we are now," the two grinned at the camera.

[ please i need a friendship like theirs 💔 ]

#20 (enhypen episode)

"Hello! We're the girls of Enhypen, Alice-" Alice held out half a hand heart.

"-and Della!" Della completed the heart with her hand while using the other to wrap around her unnie's waist. They then blew a kiss and waved to the camera.

[ thanks for watching! ]

requests: — what if alice hadn't left the group — della protecting alice from the cold — peppero game

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[oh-my-damn]

Hi! Same anon from a couple days ago who also got a severe ick with Chris. I just wanted to say I’ve been living for all your posts and they’ve made it easier for me to digest this whole mess. Everyone else I follow thinks that a 25 year old is “old enough to make their own choices” (and has basically treated the age gap as a non-issue) but even if that’s true, it doesn’t mean they’re the right choices or that there isn’t a power imbalance imo.

On another note, I was wondering if you could share (or have links to) what the “hints” were about the relationship? I mostly stay on the fanfic side of things but now that it’s public I’m kinda curious to know what I missed. Only if you’re comfortable with it tho! x

oh GOD bestie the list is just too long !!!

I don't think I can compile a list of links, it would take me ages

here's the gist of it

He follows her in 2020, she finally follows back in summer of 2021. there's some likes on her posts (some have been removed, some of the posts even, too) but all in all nothing much.

but back in the fall of 2021, theres a clip of him where his new tattoo is showing, and it looks like saturn. this gets the girlies all riled up. the first time i heard about their connection was when i saw a tiktok someone made pointing out the tattoo and then showing albas insta, where her bio is just a saturn emoji.

THEN for new years, HOO BOY

it was a whole thing, i dont even know it all, but apparently people deducted her and her friends spent new years at his house. something about polaroids she posted that matched some tara posted from the night (chris was in none of the photos tho)

then straight after, there was vegas. She was spotted in a video with scott and tara at a drag show in vegas. it was reported chris was doing a paid trip to cesars palace. people were arguing that his trip was before that bc the place did the sponsored post alluding to a different date (he'd taken the most amateur picture in the fucking world, it was hilarious) Link

Okay, after that, a whole bunch of hints were dropped, mainly by her bestie Justin. They were hinting all over the fucking place that they were in Chris' vicinity, going skiing, showing like nature pics or whatever. It was a whole thing.

Then there was lisbon. Now THIS was not a good time. He'd posted a video for a teacher in a hotel room and people found out it was in Lisbon. CHAOS ENSUED. this was proof he was there!! wasnt it?? soooo many theories, people saying they were engaged and he was meeting the parents and then she started following interior designers in america and that was DEFINITE PROOF THEY WERE MOVING IN TOGETHER BC CHRIS WAS ALSO FOLLOWING INTERIOR DESIGNERS ALBEIT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ONES (lmao)

She also started posting some weird stuff over the spring/summer (I don't remember exactly when) but one story was of her doing yoga by a big tree RIGHT AFTER Chris posted that pic of a tree on his story. People later found out that the background for her video was a GREEN SCREEN. fandom had a field day.

Chris would like her stuff occasionally and they'd track his fucking flights and shit, as well as her whereabouts, it was obsessive. Constant theories about where he/she was, if he was paying for her hotels, if she was with him on set, all that jazz.

Then her movie came out. And her interviews were... weird. When asked about her hobbies, it was like she was a Chris carbon copy. She loved rollerblading. Hiking. Yoga. Buddhism. She was reading Siddartha for the first time (his fave book). Her necklace looks like a small version of his. Lots of clues.

BUT nothing at all concrete or anything of the sort.

MEANWHILE, during this entire time, there had been rumors flying about him hooking up with ADA and random women he was spotted with around the fucking world, mans dick was never dry lemme tell you. She was also spotted with a different man being very cozy.

Things really started ramping in the fall. That's when pumpkingate happened. Basically the pumpkin pic Chris posted on his insta is the same pic as Alba's mom had as her pfp since mid october (weeks before Chris posted). And then it just got worse, and worse, he commented on her pic, then the theater pics alluding to the fact they were both in NY.

People reported on Chris liking albas posts HOURS before he actually did it !! everyone was psychic !! everything was chaos !!

SMA. And then D-Day! Article day !! Article saying they were together and in love and he was happier than ever.

PRIOR to this, someone had sent an anon to a gossip blog on here saying that chris had booked a pap walk in NY "very soon" and that they couldnt give any more details bc of their job.

and then BAM! most awkward pap walk in the world happened !! wild stuff

And then obvi the videos showing how he lets go of her hand the second they're past the pap.

And here we fucking are bestie.

Now there are way more hints and clues but I do not remember/I didn't keep track of all of it, this is what I can remember rn lmaooo (which is still a lot)

Hope this helps!! hahahaha

[dreamygeorgenap-archive]

I completely agree dream is in deep, but what's the proof of george liking dream like that at all? Just wondering! <3 love your blog btw.

We all know Dream is in love with George, but does George love Dream too? My answer is yes, George is just as whipped for Dream as Dream is for George. Let’s look at the evidence. 

George is clearly happier when Dream is around, even when Dream is in the call and just enters frame again George smiles (shout out to @themoonwastaken for noticing that). Furthermore, George doesn’t like when Dream leaves and wants to know where Dream goes if he does leave. 

Dream is George’s favorite person, they’re each other’s favorite people, and this is proven in this compilation. The two mention each other when the other isn’t around, for no other reason then just to bring up their favorite person. This reminds me (and I don’t think I have a clip of it unfortunately) of before MCC12 when George was teamed with Wilbur, Philza, and TapL before the event started he was running around looking for Dream and when he finally found Dream he hung around him and wouldn’t leave his side. Then later on, Wilbur said something like “let me kill the other kings, because you’re the only king here George” and George immediately said, “Dream” implying that Dream is a king in George’s eyes. 

Dream isn’t the only jealous boyfriend in this relationship friendship because George gets green as well. George can deny it all he wants, but the clear jealousy when Dream isn’t soley on George is so often there (plus this video at 2:29). 

I feel like it wouldn’t be my blog if I didn’t mention Name Truthing. There’s this iconic clip of George calling Dream’s name just because he finds comfort it in and then not knowing what to say when Dream says “what?”. The name truthing in this clip is just *chefs kiss*. There are several videos/streams moments where George will say “Dre-Sapnap” proving that Dream is on George’s mind all the time. T

It’s just so obvious and cute how much George wants to be near Dream. He wants to hug his homie so badly. He wants to physically be with Dream more than anything. It’s so obvious that other people call it out (that lip bite at the mention of Dream 😳). 

Also idk where to put it but I just love this clip of George being so happy that he and Dream won together.  

Plus just George’s reaction (or lack of reaction) to Sapnap flirting with him vs George’s reaction to Dream flirting with him are just astronomically different. Plus in this clip, George’s huge smile when Dream is frantically opening Minecraft to get a kiss from him and his nervous “what do you want Dream?” and the way George wanted to kiss DREAM and not Sapnap. Even when probably a fake Dream donates to George to flirt when him, George can’t help but blush a little. 

Plus I just love everything about this clip, George is lost and can’t find his friends - Sapnap and Bad were both in the call - but he only calls out for Dream. As the two are trying to find each other and George is running and yelling, I love how you can hear Dream saying “I’m coming to find you! I’m on my way to you!” Then, when Dream finds him Dream says, “George you are my best friend” - look at the smile on George’s face when he says it - and then says, “unless this is all pretend” and George immediately says, “No this is not pretend, this is real!” Anyways, I just love that clip. 

On the SMP, George was very vague about his feelings towards Dream after Dream had dethroned and sorta betrayed George’s trust and I think that shows that George really wants to be on Dream’s side and doesn’t want them as enemies. Even when Karl, Quackity, and Sapnap were jokingly hunting down Dream, George just couldn’t stand to see his boyfriend in trouble so he took the death for him. 

For George, who I think we can all agree is an extremely private person to give his number out to Dream and let his calls go through silent mode just because Dream “needs him sometimes”. Just speaks volumes. Btw, I think the only reason Karl had George’s number was for Mr. Beast’s creator games where both Dream and George competed. 

George knows how to calm Dream down in a way that no one else does, George understand Dream’s mind and how it races. So in this clip, where George finally realizes that Dream is actually stressing out, he comforts Dream and tries to get him calmed down. 

Something else I noticed while I was looking through clips is, okay so we all know George is really bad at showing emotions and I explained in this post that I think he gets nervous and kinda throws things at Dream when he feels warm feelings. But I find it interesting that there are times when Dream suggested that he and George kissed and when Dream said “we lived happily ever after” that George completely turned away from Dream and changed his perspective. Idk I guess that’s just George being nervous that Dream is close to him but I just found it interesting. 

So yes, I believe that George is also in love with Dream and that is my evidence. There’s a lot of other evidence like in Karl’s Jackbox streams where George just can’t stop mentioning Dream and I didn’t really look back at older streams but if I were to look for everything it would take me all day and I have MCC/Streamy’s streams to watch.