#comeupinns speaks

[comeupinns]

These are the podcasts I am caught up on please... talk to me about them.

[z-movie-saga]

Why i listen to music.

There are a million reasons to listen to music. Some use it to fill silent voids. Some appreciate the intricacy of the music. I listen to music for the same reason people read poetry. It speaks to me and it moves me.

[comeupinns]

It would make me very happy to love, dote on, and respect someone the way the mcelboys love dote on and respect their wives.

[comeupinns]

Oh, you're heterosexual? I'm so sorry did something terrible happen in your childhood or something?

[comeupinns]

Do you live in Ohio? Do you need someone to do your marriage ceremony? Are you lgbtqia+ and struggling to find someone to do it?

I'll do it. I'm an official minister now and can marry y'all together np.

[comeupinns]

Now that there is a crazy ass heat wave will the president admit that "global warming" is a thing?

Figure he uses the logic of "I'm cold so global warming isn't real." Now that he's hot we my wanna look at some climate change laws.

[comeupinns]

Thanks to the Nintendo switch I can experience the absurdity of playing Skyrim with a GameCube controller.... Wack

[comeupinns]

Of the TeetherTotter beware,

It'll take your teeth and stroke your hair,

It sits on your chest with a sideways grin,

And calmly creeps up past your chin,

Jams it's toenails into your gums,

But still you sleep as it softly hums,

Pray to God you do not snore,

Or the teethertotter with be back for more.

Since I work on a tree farm this is officially a fearsome critter right?

@spiritspodcast

Art by moberry-tea on devian art

[comeupinns]

Complacency

Sometimes you get so caught up in Tumblr and the community of allies you try to surround yourself with that you forget that us queers aren't really understood by the world at large. Those moments when I'm reminded that I'm not always accepted or understood really crash me back down to the fucking ground.

[comeupinns]

LISTEN IM TRYING TO CATCH UP ON KINGS FALLS AM AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE BUT I SWEAR TO JACKBOX FUCKING JESUS I GET ONE MORE MESSAGE ABOUT HOW FAR BEHIND I AM OR CRYPTIC HINTS ABOUT WHATS TO COME IM GOING TO EXTRACT YOUR FUCKING BONES.

[comeupinns]

If you think I swear a lot in my day to day then you should know that something isn't wrong until I am not swearing. I'm not gonna tell you to fuck off if I'm actually mad.

[comeupinns]

Humor is an excellent way to manipulate children

[comeupinns]

I want to make a podcast

[comeupinns]

I feel really useless... a lot of the time....

[comeupinns]

I don't know why I'm here

[comeupinns]

I'm not allowed to play babyshower games anymore.