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haveyouheardthisband · 7 months ago
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balleralbumcovers · 2 months ago
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EPIC ALBUM COVER #84
Starbomb - Starbomb Boom: Rise of Lyrics
Released: 2024 (self-released)
Nerdcore hip hop, comedy rap
Suggested by anon.
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Tracklist:
I Hope You Die • The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope • Mama's Boy • Three Point One Four • Mope • Yummy Down On This • The Ballad Of Chasey Lain • R.S.V.P. • Magna Cum Nada • The Bad Touch • That Cough Came With A Prize • Take The Long Way Home • Hell Yeah • Right Turn Clyde • This Is Stupid • A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying • The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey • Along Comes Mary • Hidden Track
Spotify ♪ YouTube
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deadboy-sam · 2 months ago
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nothing-but-music-videos · 2 months ago
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DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
"Nightmare on My Street"
Music video 1988
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my-chaos-radio · 16 days ago
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Release: May 31, 2024
Lyrics:
Hey, Em, it's Paul
Uh, I was listening to the album
Good fucking luck, you're on your own
Guess who's back, back again?
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da
Da-da-da, da, da, da, da
Well, look what the stork brung (what?)
Little baby devil with the forked tongue
And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb (bleh)
With a forehead that it grew horns from (look)
Still a white jerk (it's him), pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher
With the Vics, Percs and a Bud Light shirt
Lyrical technician (yeah), an electrician (yeah)
Y'all light work
And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe (what?)
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me (why?)
If I was to ever take a leave (what?)
It would be aspirin to break a feve' (yeah)
If I was to ask for Megan Thee (what?)
Stallion if she would collab with me
Would I really have a shot at a feat?
I don't know, but I'm glad to be back like
Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick)
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like)
Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick, poof)
Just like that and I'm back, bro
Now back in the days of old me (when?)
Right around the time I became a dope fiend (oh)
Ate some codeine as a way of coping (mm)
Taste of opiates, case of O.E.
Turned me into smiley face emoji (woo)
My shit may not be age-appropriate
But I will hit an eight-year-old in the face with a participation trophy
Plus I have zero doubts
That this whole world's 'bout
To turn into some girl scouts
That censorship bureau's out to (shut me down)
So when I started this verse
It did start off lighthearted at first (hmm)
But it feels like I'm targeted
Mind-bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed
Look what I pocketed
Yeah, the shit is just like y'all had been light joggin', and
I've been runnin' at full speed
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin', and
I'm the fight y'all get in
When you debate who the best, but opps, I'm white chalkin' when
I step up to that mic, cock it then
"Oh my God, it's him, not again"
Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick)
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like)
Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick, poof)
Just like that and I'm back, bro (break it down)
Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say (if what?)
If he could see the way shit is today (look at this shit, man)
He'd probably say that everything is gay (like happy)
What's my name? What's my name? (Slim Shady)
So how many little kids still wanna act like me?
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be (yeah)
And that's why these (what?)
Words sting just like you were being attacked by bees (bzz)
In the coupe, leaning back my seat (what?)
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group (uh), the black guy (guy) pees (haha, pees)
In my Air Max 90s
White Ts, walkin' parental advisory
My transgender cat's Siamese (why?)
Identifies as Black, but acts Chinese
Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack, I treat (what?)
The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet (yeah)
How can I explain to you (what?)
That even myself I'm a danger to? (Yeah)
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
And say a few things or two to anger you
But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit
Cancel me, what? Okay, that's it
Go ahead, Paul, quit, snake-ass prick
You male cross-dresser, fake-ass bitch
And I'll probably get shit for that (watch)
But you can all suck my dick, in fact
Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you
Fuck my own kids, they're brats (fuck 'em)
They can screw off (yeah), them and you all (uh)
You too, Paul (punk), got two balls
Big as RuPaul's (whoa)
What you thought you saw ain't what you saw (nah)
'Cause you're never gon' see me
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen (no)
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini
I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving like
Songwriter:
Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick)
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (like)
Abra-abracadabra (and for my last trick, poof)
Just like that and I'm back, bro
Anne Jennifer Dudley / Jeffrey Irwin Bass / Kevin Dean Bell / Malcolm Robert Andrew McLaren / Marshall B. Mathers III / Steven Haworth Miller / Trevor Charles Horn
SongFacts:
👉📖
Homepage:
Eminem
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noraqrosa · 1 year ago
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it's here! the music video for "Bing Bong" by izuku (@izukuleeyoung; prod. Odio-hime) is out!!!
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filmed in like an hour in <location undisclosed> and edited by me, with assistance in production from @kirlian-light
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soapdispensersalesman · 2 years ago
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the anniversary:
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dudja · 8 months ago
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haveyouheardthisband · 9 months ago
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balleralbumcovers · 2 months ago
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EPIC ALBUM COVER #87
Insane Clown Posse - The Great Milenko
Released: 1997 (Psychopathic, Hollywood, Island)
Horrorcore, rap rock
Suggested by @/fennecfiree
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Tracklist:
BUSSIT • PACKAPUNCH • NO HANDS • LIKE A PUNK • WHERE U FROM • INTERMISSION 2 • THE BADDEST • OK • DOUGHBOY • WHAT U NEED • JOHN CENA • OMNITRIX
Spotify ♪ Bandcamp ♪ YouTube
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spinscissor · 1 year ago
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SBD Gang Gang - ChatSBD (Prod. SpinScissor)
The future is now... are you ready???
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qualitybathtub · 1 year ago
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basketball rap ft. twin beaks (comedy sketch)
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written by Adam Bakst, Marshall B Mulkey and Mitchell Mulkey
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nyaambxrradio · 2 years ago
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"LA CANZONE DELLA SBORRA" by FUCKYOURCLIQUE
from at UNIX_time=[1677669605]
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