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Seed world comedy pitch
I may have mentioned before, a seed world where the only land inhabitants are moss and mushrooms, and some cool Cambrian stuff is put in the water. Then I thought of an addition.
A narrator is brought in. He is unaware of the stuff in the water. He legit believes there is only moss and mushrooms. He is invested in the moss and mushrooms and narrates with excitement about them every time a new species develops. He loves his job. And so it goes for a long while. But then, one day, Something emerges from the water. He's like what the HECK is that??? He is disturbed by this interruption. He avoids the Cambrian things coming on to land with disgust, and continues to focus solely on the moss and mushrooms. With additional occasional interruptions from the Cambrian stuff walking across or eating what he's trying to focus on. Things gain sapience. Still just moss and mushrooms for the guy.
Perhaps also, the sapient population is eventually devastated by a fungal infection plague, and the guy narrates about the fungus, positively gleeful at the Cambrian things destruction. He sounds like a super villain. They won't mess with his moss and mushrooms anymore.
#seed world#spec bio#comedy pitch#spec evo#speculative biology#speculative evolution#Moss and mushrooms
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DOCTOR WHO David Tennant as The Doctor in Wild Blue Yonder
#doctor who#dwedit#doctorwhoedit#wild blue yonder#david tennant#dtennantedit#usereena#arthurpendragonns#timelordgifs#userbbelcher#chewieblog#fourteenth doctor#*laurengifs#dw spoilers#i love how this was pitched as very scary and intense and all that#when it was just pure comedy and insanity from the first minute
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Combined Hyperfixations as per usual
#danny phantom#valerie gray#dp fanart#slay the princess#my art#fan art#most of my followers are dp fans so I’m pitching slay the princess to you#hey if u like horror comedy google ‘’slay the princess’ rn ok? enjoy ^u^#it’s a voice acted visual novel so it’s super easy to get into! the routes r pretty short too (about an hour each) but there’s a lot of em.#the choices r also super robust+impactful. the art is these gorgeous traditional pencil drawings.#dp tumblrinas who like good character writing cosmic horror gore and death will love this trust me#and if u like slay the princess. Danny phantoms an ok cartoon that drives people insane w it’s potential and Implications#understand the content of the show itself? it has good parts#it’s also a butch Hartman cartoon so. you know :/
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imgoing to fucking throw up from laughing so hard i found the slides that i used for my screenplay pitch for one of my classes and these images are giving me psychic damage together
#it was a like mock comedy about assassins in los angeles in the 1970s#the things i write about never change huh#this was in the same class that someone pitched and wrote an omegaverse yaoi screenplay though so i was pretty tame in comparison#amory rambles#screenwriting
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Kazui adopts Amane
Kazui marries Shidou
Amane goes ballistic
LMAO she can never be free 💀💀💀I shifted things to work as a single silly scene, but omg it was incredibly fun picturing a feature-length comedy of Amane trying increasingly ridiculous ways to sabotage Kazui's wedding. For this scene, though, it was fun enough picturing what a quirky life these two would live on their own 😂
When Kazui told Amane the good news, she did a victory lap around his apartment. It was a silent, stoic march that made him look on in worry, but she assured him it was all in celebration.
Now the day had finally arrived. She checked the clock, eagerly awaiting the newest arrival to the household. Kazui said he’d still be taking things slowly, but asking this mystery partner to move in was a huge step if you asked her.
And she was thrilled. No one had listened to her voice throughout all of Milgram, she’d been put through trial after trial, but things had finally made the switch for the better. She was getting her reward for her behavior. The prisoners listened to her pleas and allowed her to go home with Kazui. She’d have no more controlling wardens and sinful doctors hounding her all the time. She’d have a picture perfect home. She went from not having any kind fathers, and by the end of the night she’d practically have two.
Kazui had been a bit vague about this new man he’d been getting serious with. He said Amane may not approve of him, but she should give him a try. She denied all his concerns – she knew Kazui was likely still embarrassed about moving in with a man in the first place. So, as any perfect daughter would do, she proved her acceptance by reciting some facts that she’d researched about homosexuals. She wore the shirt with cats and rainbows that Mahiru had bought for her. In the days leading up to their meeting, she asked Kazui for the man’s name so she could pray for him before bed each night.
Each time, however, Kazui found a way to skirt around the conversation and avoid telling her the name. That was no issue to her. It wasn’t anything new since coming to live with him. Sometimes he planned on cooking noodles for dinner, but felt the need to speak vaguely on the topic until the dishes were on the table. Sometimes he needed to fix a home appliance, but crept around the place with the type of secrecy you’d expect from a burglar. Amane was learning that he was simply not a forthcoming man, and that wasn’t anything to worry about.
She checked the clock again. And again. Kazui had come home late from his shift, and was busy showering in the bedroom. He said he’d hurry out, but she was thrilled with the responsibility of answering the door. She would get to welcome their new guest into the home and make a good first impression. She would do this perfectly.
She paced the kitchen, keeping her arms behind her back like Kazui had a tendency to do. She crept to the door, pressing her ear against it. Hearing nothing, she resumed her stiff pacing of the kitchen. She heard the water shut off, and worried Kazui would be out in time to steal away her chance at the welcome speech she’d been rehearsing.
But then – there it was. The polite knock on the door.
“I’LL GET IT!”
She flew across the room, throwing the door open. Her beaming expression immediately melted away.
“Oh. It’s you.” Kirisaki Shidou stood in the doorway, smiling down at her in his sweet, infuriating way. Amane had seen a few of the others since everything had ended, but she was struck with how odd he looked in casual clothing. Her frown deepened. She much preferred the prison uniform for him.
“Hello, Amane-chan.”
She shifted the door an inch, showing her intention to close it momentarily. “I’m sure Kazui-san would appreciate your visit, but we have other plans tonight. You should come back another time. We’re expecting a very, very important guest.”
“Are you now?” Shidou’s smile didn’t fade, like she hoped it would. Instead, it almost seemed to grow warmer.
Amane moved the door another inch closed. She felt rage swirling in her chest. What if Kazui’s partner showed up now? What if her speech was ruined because Shidou had absolutely no manners and wouldn’t leave when asked?
“We are. I’m terribly sorry–” the look on her face communicated just how sorry she really was “–but you’ll have to leave. It would be horribly rude to our guest if you’re still here.”
“I see… you don’t wish to be rude to this guest.”
She shifted it more closed. “Precisely.”
“Well, then, I suppose I can come in? It would be rude to make me wait out here, would it not?”
Amane scoffed. “I just said –” Her eyes widened. He smiled.
Reaching above her, Kazui opened the door all the way. His voice boomed. “Shidou-kun, I’m so glad you could make it!”
Amane looked at Shidou’s expression. Then Kazui’s. Then back to Shidou’s. She took a steady breath. So this is how it was, mm?
She grabbed the edge of the door and slammed it shut.
#milgram#amane momose#kazui mukuhara#shidou kirisaki#i thinks shes a Weird Kid and hes a Weird Adult and theyd just have a silly little life together now that everythings all said and done#after shidous visit amane prays loudly every night for them to break up#cue her gay wingman arc where she desperately tries to set kazui up with someone else#and yeah for the wedding crashing premise i imagined the others wanted to pitch in and help (mahiru offering to do the flowers and mikoto#the photography and so on) so now amanes battling them too 😂#theres just so much comedy potential for this sdfgasdfgds!!!thank you!!#drabbles
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congrats to Phineas Thatch on getting a bit of therapy AND properly going to the club, and having a pretty great experience with both, it was all pretty brief but hey that counts enough
the search for a third meme in a similar vein to follow up "please get him some therapy" and "he should be at the club" so that Phineas can continue to check these off like it's a literal quest log is underway, initial reports say one involving molotov cocktails or arson or something of that nature may prove fruitful
#please don't actually pitch me memes‚ this is rhetorical effect and comedy#Phineas Thatch#Midst podcast#Midst things#Midst spoilers#Midst#Midst Cosmos
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s3 Lestat meeting the documentary crew like
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#me: and this is my pitch for the opening scene#Rolin Jones: who are you and how did you get in my cereal cupboard#@ amc hire me xoxo#iwtv#lestat de lioncourt#Dracula: a comedy of terrors#Dracula a comedy of terrors#Instagram
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I need SOMEONE to make a Rom-Com starring Reneé Rapp, Sydney Sweeney and Hannah Waddingham…NOW!
The plot: Hannah is the mother of Reneé and Sydney. She’s been single for years because her husband passed away and finds it hard to move on.
Reneé and Sydney make it their mission to see their mom happy. So they make her a dating profile. Hannah finds out, and she agrees to go on these dates with guys she meets.
Typical Rom-Com hijinks and tropes ensue (not written poorly obviously).
Hannah’s character’s perfect match: The leading man is played by Jason Sudeikis.
Guest cameos OBVIOUSLY made by the cast of Ted Lasso. 😏
#hannah waddingham#renee rapp#sydney sweeney#romcom#romantic comedy#movie idea#film pitch#jason sudeikis
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yeah you can keep your toxic otohan/liliana. i am living in the one person abode that is toxic vezoden/rashinna. we are not the same
#i'm pitching this as a comedy btw. worst two people to be in an arrangement together. imagine it like an unhinged episode of the office#vezoden: *turns to camera* i cannot believe my god is allowing this#rashinna: don't ask me about it. I don't want to talk about it#this is a joke because it is fundamentally hilarious but also i am thinking about it now#cr tag
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i cant emphasize how much i love baseball
#I’m not the biggest fan of either team in the WS#but definitely rooting for the dodgers over the yankees. one bc it’s the yankees and two they’ve won like 27 WS and they don’t need another#I love aaron judge as a man but cannot ever support new york teams#BUT ANYWAY. this game is so fun#bottom of the tenth. two outs. shohei just popped up on his first pitch and got out#intentional walk on mookie betts to FILL THE BASES for freddie freeman#the announcers are talking about the setup and my brother and I kinda laugh (two outs. bases loaded etc etc)#and freddie just SMOKES it into right field#it’s just comedy to me#and apparently the first grand slam walk off in WS history???#‘baseball is boring’ no you are get away from me#this game is truly never over til it’s over and that’s what I love about it so much#two outs and bases loaded in the bottom of the tenth in game one of the WS?#down 12 runs in the seventh??#ten runs in the first inning and still end up losing??#YOU NEVER KNOW.#it can be so hopeful for so long got it to just be stripped away in one pitch#it’s stressful but soooo fun#nobody’s listening L
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So…we can basically say that a fly saved San’s life right?
#century of love#i mean it’s not the modern day Khun Vad generosity at all#she was shook when she dropped the stone and it chipped#she kept it away and hope no one would notice the chipping cos she wants to get that money from the sickly rich dude#is this what the director meant when they pitch to daouoffroad that col is a romantic comedy#if the fly didn’t flew into modern day Khun Vad lookalike face she would not drop the stone and no chipped stone = san dies#so the fly is San’s savior
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Just rewatched geek charming for the 100000th time
#actors#actress#geek charming#sarah hyland#modern family#love island usa#musicals#annie musical#shadowhunters#pitch perfect#haley dunphy#satanic#law and order special victims unit#law and order svu#sitcoms#reality tv#comedy film#comedy
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When I'm stressed, tired, bored or just in the mood for organising, I like to do my duty as tagger and read old SCP tales to add genretags to them. You can find a lot of delightful, horrible, weird and wonderful stuff in the archives less visited.
Some days you find nothing too special. And some days, you find the kind of tale that makes it all worth it.
Today I found Mannpreg.
#yes Mann actually wrote it himself#the full pitch is comedy bodyhorror gay mpreg polycule#scp#scp foundation#dr mann#everett mann#not my writing#but a part of me wishes it was
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Once a Month Wendell community got approved so LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT TO JOIN!!!
I'll be adding people who have shown interest/might be interested for now. :)
#also had to print the pitch bible 3 times which accidentally used up ink but makes it look gnarly as hell#once a month wendell#oc wendell#oc mara#vampire#halloween#spooky season#horror comedy#comedy horror
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Stripes: Answer the Call
A reboot of the Bill Murray comedy with a gender-swapped cast.
#bad idea#movie pitch#pitch and moan#stripes#comedy#army#gender swap#gender switch#bill murray#ivan reitman#ghostbusters answer the call#ghostbusters#sequel
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at my trc girlies. yall been watching the brothers sun on netflix.
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