#comedy pitch

[chickenpeep77]

Seed world comedy pitch

I may have mentioned before, a seed world where the only land inhabitants are moss and mushrooms, and some cool Cambrian stuff is put in the water. Then I thought of an addition.

A narrator is brought in. He is unaware of the stuff in the water. He legit believes there is only moss and mushrooms. He is invested in the moss and mushrooms and narrates with excitement about them every time a new species develops. He loves his job. And so it goes for a long while. But then, one day, Something emerges from the water. He's like what the HECK is that??? He is disturbed by this interruption. He avoids the Cambrian things coming on to land with disgust, and continues to focus solely on the moss and mushrooms. With additional occasional interruptions from the Cambrian stuff walking across or eating what he's trying to focus on. Things gain sapience. Still just moss and mushrooms for the guy.

Perhaps also, the sapient population is eventually devastated by a fungal infection plague, and the guy narrates about the fungus, positively gleeful at the Cambrian things destruction. He sounds like a super villain. They won't mess with his moss and mushrooms anymore.

[numbuh424]

AU where Light never picks up the notebook and goes on to join the NPA, eventually following in his father's footsteps as chief.

The first L has retired (which is a nice way of saying he's disappeared and no one can track him down), forcing his successor Near to take up the mantle.

Years later, the chief of the NPA is summoned by L to help track down a serial killer.

[fishyartist]

Combined Hyperfixations as per usual

[deimosatellite]

imgoing to fucking throw up from laughing so hard i found the slides that i used for my screenplay pitch for one of my classes and these images are giving me psychic damage together

[good-beanswrites]

Kazui adopts Amane

Kazui marries Shidou

Amane goes ballistic

LMAO she can never be free 💀💀💀I shifted things to work as a single silly scene, but omg it was incredibly fun picturing a feature-length comedy of Amane trying increasingly ridiculous ways to sabotage Kazui's wedding. For this scene, though, it was fun enough picturing what a quirky life these two would live on their own 😂

When Kazui told Amane the good news, she did a victory lap around his apartment. It was a silent, stoic march that made him look on in worry, but she assured him it was all in celebration. 

Now the day had finally arrived. She checked the clock, eagerly awaiting the newest arrival to the household. Kazui said he’d still be taking things slowly, but asking this mystery partner to move in was a huge step if you asked her.

And she was thrilled. No one had listened to her voice throughout all of Milgram, she’d been put through trial after trial, but things had finally made the switch for the better. She was getting her reward for her behavior. The prisoners listened to her pleas and allowed her to go home with Kazui. She’d have no more controlling wardens and sinful doctors hounding her all the time. She’d have a picture perfect home. She went from not having any kind fathers, and by the end of the night she’d practically have two.

Kazui had been a bit vague about this new man he’d been getting serious with. He said Amane may not approve of him, but she should give him a try. She denied all his concerns – she knew Kazui was likely still embarrassed about moving in with a man in the first place. So, as any perfect daughter would do, she proved her acceptance by reciting some facts that she’d researched about homosexuals. She wore the shirt with cats and rainbows that Mahiru had bought for her. In the days leading up to their meeting, she asked Kazui for the man’s name so she could pray for him before bed each night. 

Each time, however, Kazui found a way to skirt around the conversation and avoid telling her the name. That was no issue to her. It wasn’t anything new since coming to live with him. Sometimes he planned on cooking noodles for dinner, but felt the need to speak vaguely on the topic until the dishes were on the table. Sometimes he needed to fix a home appliance, but crept around the place with the type of secrecy you’d expect from a burglar. Amane was learning that he was simply not a forthcoming man, and that wasn’t anything to worry about.

She checked the clock again. And again. Kazui had come home late from his shift, and was busy showering in the bedroom. He said he’d hurry out, but she was thrilled with the responsibility of answering the door. She would get to welcome their new guest into the home and make a good first impression. She would do this perfectly. 

She paced the kitchen, keeping her arms behind her back like Kazui had a tendency to do. She crept to the door, pressing her ear against it. Hearing nothing, she resumed her stiff pacing of the kitchen. She heard the water shut off, and worried Kazui would be out in time to steal away her chance at the welcome speech she’d been rehearsing. 

But then – there it was. The polite knock on the door.

“I’LL GET IT!” 

She flew across the room, throwing the door open. Her beaming expression immediately melted away.

“Oh. It’s you.” Kirisaki Shidou stood in the doorway, smiling down at her in his sweet, infuriating way. Amane had seen a few of the others since everything had ended, but she was struck with how odd he looked in casual clothing. Her frown deepened. She much preferred the prison uniform for him. 

“Hello, Amane-chan.” 

She shifted the door an inch, showing her intention to close it momentarily. “I’m sure Kazui-san would appreciate your visit, but we have other plans tonight. You should come back another time. We’re expecting a very, very important guest.”

“Are you now?” Shidou’s smile didn’t fade, like she hoped it would. Instead, it almost seemed to grow warmer. 

Amane moved the door another inch closed. She felt rage swirling in her chest. What if Kazui’s partner showed up now? What if her speech was ruined because Shidou had absolutely no manners and wouldn’t leave when asked?

“We are. I’m terribly sorry–” the look on her face communicated just how sorry she really was “–but you’ll have to leave. It would be horribly rude to our guest if you’re still here.”

“I see… you don’t wish to be rude to this guest.”

She shifted it more closed. “Precisely.”

“Well, then, I suppose I can come in? It would be rude to make me wait out here, would it not?”

Amane scoffed. “I just said –” Her eyes widened. He smiled. 

Reaching above her, Kazui opened the door all the way. His voice boomed. “Shidou-kun, I’m so glad you could make it!”

Amane looked at Shidou’s expression. Then Kazui’s. Then back to Shidou’s. She took a steady breath. So this is how it was, mm? 

She grabbed the edge of the door and slammed it shut.

[wardensantoineandevka]

congrats to Phineas Thatch on getting a bit of therapy AND properly going to the club, and having a pretty great experience with both, it was all pretty brief but hey that counts enough

the search for a third meme in a similar vein to follow up "please get him some therapy" and "he should be at the club" so that Phineas can continue to check these off like it's a literal quest log is underway, initial reports say one involving molotov cocktails or arson or something of that nature may prove fruitful

[luminarai]

s3 Lestat meeting the documentary crew like

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[multifandominfj]

I need SOMEONE to make a Rom-Com starring Reneé Rapp, Sydney Sweeney and Hannah Waddingham…NOW!

The plot: Hannah is the mother of Reneé and Sydney. She’s been single for years because her husband passed away and finds it hard to move on.

Reneé and Sydney make it their mission to see their mom happy. So they make her a dating profile. Hannah finds out, and she agrees to go on these dates with guys she meets.

Typical Rom-Com hijinks and tropes ensue (not written poorly obviously).

Hannah’s character’s perfect match: The leading man is played by Jason Sudeikis.

Guest cameos OBVIOUSLY made by the cast of Ted Lasso. 😏

[revvethasmythh]

yeah you can keep your toxic otohan/liliana. i am living in the one person abode that is toxic vezoden/rashinna. we are not the same

[hypokeimena]

at my trc girlies. yall been watching the brothers sun on netflix.

[v1tfrma]

Just rewatched geek charming for the 100000th time

[skoulsons]

i cant emphasize how much i love baseball

[wavetapper]

shocked that Nobody has watched severance like. it sucks that it's on a streaming service nobody has but come onnnnn when has that stopped you before

[the-almighty-bling]

So…we can basically say that a fly saved San’s life right?

[fly-purgatorio]

When I'm stressed, tired, bored or just in the mood for organising, I like to do my duty as tagger and read old SCP tales to add genretags to them. You can find a lot of delightful, horrible, weird and wonderful stuff in the archives less visited.

Some days you find nothing too special. And some days, you find the kind of tale that makes it all worth it.

Today I found Mannpreg.

[deelectrictroll]

Alright, here's a movie idea:

Two best friends, one of whom is gay get separated when the gay one is sent to a conversion camp.

The gay friend didn't tell the straight friend because he didn't know how he would react.

The other friend pretends to be gay in order to infiltrate the camp to reunite with his friend, he says that he's his bro and bros don't abandon each other over something as stupid as who they kiss.

Entering their cabin, they meet their bunk mates, an old guy (I want to be played by Steve Buscemi) who was admitted to the camp 40 years ago and his family never came back for him and a theater kid who also wants to write a show one day (he is the gay friend's love interest).

All 4 of them proceed to make the staff's lives a living hell as they plot their escape.

Shenanigans include but are not limited to:

- Rolling joints with pages of the Bible and hot boxing their cabin while quoting Bible verses that are relevant to the scene

- Lighting the head counselor's mattress on fire (either on accident or on purpose)

- dropping a bit of oil into a puddle of water and remarking on how the oil makes a rainbow on the surface of the puddle but underneath it is perfectly normal water. The head conselor proceeds to trip and fall into the puddle.

At the end, they execute their escape plan, but it goes wrong and they have to start improvising, funnies ensue. The old guy distracts their pursuers, promising to meet them at a bar. The friends are later seen having drinks at a bar. One of them gets a tap on his shoulder. IT'S THE OLD GUY!

Roll credits as the camera pans out.

Taika Waititi, your move