#come on.....

[yellow-yarrow]

tragic: anime that has interesting designs and solid animation has terribly stupid and weak plot

[ritualslaughter]

my bitch ass would think I'm getting off easy by being one of the few people taking sertraline not to get nausea as a symptom only to develop PSYCHOSIS

[das-a-kirby-blog]

HAL OUT OF ALL THE DEDEDE PUNS IN THE WORLD YOU CHOSE THE WEAKEST PICK UP LINE FOR DEDEDE ON THE VALENTINES????

[imsogayyippee]

"The script was shit anyway." is actually the best line in all of the fanfic btw. /j

[depoteka]

jimmy dean this jimmy dean that. y'all watched giant (1956) for him, saw rock hudson's phat ass there and didn't even for a second desire rock carnally? well, your loss

[cinematech]

I wasn’t trying to neg you! I just know a lot of nonbinary people look weird! You don’t look weird at all

[chesthighwater]

wait my dash is suddenly supremely fucked up for NO REASON 😭

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[anexperimentallife]

[skullchicken]

If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

[ritualslaughter]

my daylist putting sun bleached flies and femininominon back to back...........

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

I think one of the kindest things you can do for people with various mental health struggles is just... let people back into your life after they've been absent for a while.

Making friends as an adult is so fucking hard already and isolating yourself from other people is a very common symptom of depression, anxiety, burnout, ocd, trauma, grief, etc. Which means that someone will do the hard work of recovery/healing and resurface back into a world where their previous friends have written them off because they stopped showing up.

So if you know someone where you're like "yeah we could have been better friends but they fell off the map a bit" and that person suddenly reaches out, or starts showing up to events even though you kind of forgot they were still in the group chat... well they may have been Going Through It and you don't actually have to punish them for their absence you can just be glad that they're back.

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

[starrytrees]

hi dungeon meshi fandom :]