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Sabo really got that serial killer rizz about him
Like look at those eyes. Those are the eyes of a man that has several things wrong with him and he's about to make each and every one of them and this rusty pipe, your problem.
Fucking two steps away from "you wanna know how i got these scars", ass look.
He goes from so adorable, bending so koala can put on his hat, to I have not a single polite gene in my body and I will destroy you mentally before I destroy you physically to Just straight beating people's asses with a pipe like a thug
I'm obsessed with him.
#beware of blonde men my friend. They aint ever good#Sorry him holding up the marine vice admiral's mask while he is engulfed in flames is literally peak psychopath behaviour#out here tryna give rank and file marines nightmaresđ#koala#come get your man he's scaring the hoes#he and zoro have the same kind of mocking tone like it's enough you're gonna beat my ass don't have to be rude about it.#revolutionary sabo#sabo#kc watches#dressrosa#asl brothers#asl trio#marines one piece#revolutionary army#one piece#op#one piece funny#one piece shitpost#lol#one piece meme#one piece meta
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Handsome devil down in Saint Denis đŠđ©žâš
#dutch van der linde#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#art crimes with koko#western monster au#vampire Dutch loose in a high society party what crimes will he commit#Hosea come get your man heâs scaring the hoes
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MOTHERFUCKER SPOTTED
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My homework for tonight: double-check the etymology of the name "Sibyl", cuz according to an initial search it used to refer to oracles
and I think it would be really funny to still inflict Visions And Omens on my Silly Big Weapon Guy. Literary predeterminate naming let's goooooooo
#ramblings#final fantasied 14th being like 'heres The Echo to provide narrative context and exposition and to also show your guy is Super Special'#me being like 'lil guy got that weird sickness others get when they travel through space too much now he Sees Things. inconvenient.'#i dont even have plans to use it to Further The Plot like 'aha we're supposed to go HERE instead-'#sid is just 'man come on im trying to take care of other shit right now-'#'dont have time for losing sleep to prophetic dreams or scaring the hoes by getting a waking vision i just wanna grill for stars' sake'#i need an oc tag#skysail
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out of everyone on yandere town, yan cowboy is definitely my favourite <3
YESSS IKR HES SO CUTESYY
yan cowboy who wants you to ride him badly
yan cowboy who first meets you when you stumble upon his farm, literally the cows were gonna jump ur ass until he popped up
"hey there, sweets! What'cha doin' around here?" He asks, looking at you with a tilted head as he pat the cow's head. "U-uh, sorry i just-" you got interrupted by the cowboy laughing at ya.
"ma, why do you seem so nervous? It's alright!" He said grinning down at you, he wraps an arm around your shoulder and introduces himself.
yan cowboy who is now ur buddy, talking to you every second of his fucking day like damn lil bro chill
yan cowboy who you began seeing everyday, coincidences piling up. No matter where you went, he was there, lingering just at the edge of your vision.
yan cowboy who wants you to ride with him and his horse everyday, holding onto your waist as he leads the horse on where to go, your back to his front, slowly rubbing himself against you.
yan cowboy who is a possessive and jealous freak. Any interaction you have with others, specifically other men, makes his jaw clench and his eyes narrow. He might not say anything at first, but youâll notice how quiet he has gotten.
yan cowboy who confronts you about the man you were hanging out with earliar
"Hey darlin', what was that man tellin' you? Why were you talkin' to him? Do you think hes better than me? Sweets, im sorry. Darlin' lets talk about this, okay?"
"boy i literally just asked him wheres the nearest wingstop"
"why? are you hungry? Because I have some meat for you could eat-"
yan cowboy who makes you the center of his world, if you dont talk to him hes GONNA AND WILL have a bad day, grumpy and pissed off until you talk to him
yan cowboy who has a garden his mother owns, and always gives you flowers, your favorite ones
yan cowboy who literally every woman wants bc hes fine asf, strong, and BRO HES SWEET TOO LIKE HELLO??? but he only needs you. Whenever hes talking with another woman, he always drifts his eyes away from her to try to find you, not paying attention to whatever the woman was saying
yan cowboy who literallys gets so hard whenever he sees you bend down to get some strawberries you planted, already knowing he was gonna fist himself inside his car
yan cowboy who always gives you handwritten notes
"hello n/n! I might not be able to see you today because of my mother telling me ive been slacking off since ive been leaving early from farming. But darling, you know I can't stay away from you for so long! I need to see you! Anyway baby, I left you some cash, treat yourself, aight babes? - Your lovely cowboy <3"
yan cowboy who sees you growing some plants in the hot sun and immediatly panics, he runs over to you with an umbrella. A UMBRELLA BRO
"darlin'! Its so hot out here for you to be outside! Come inside, love!"
"bro ive only been outside for 3 minutes"
"3 minutes too long! Now cmon and rest! Ill do the work, lovely!"
yan cowboy who helps you when you barely started growing plants and stuff, guiding you with his hands ontop of yours, his chin on your shoulder.
yan cowboy who sees you carrying a heavy bale of hay, and immediately scolds you
You wipe the sweat from your brow as you lift the bale of hay, determined to carry your weight on the farm. Your cowboy always helps you with everything like bro i could be independent too hoe. Youâve seen him do this like a thousand times, and youâre confident you can handle it too bc ur a bad bitch period
But before you can take more than a few steps, a shadow falls over you, and you feel a firm hand on your arm. You glance up, and lowkey you were scared it was gonna be schoolboy69 lowkey but nah their infront of you was your cowboy, eyes narrowed in a mix of worry and frustration. He was practically glaring at you, mad that you picked up something without his help, even if you picked up something as heavy as a bag of cookies he would be mad and see red like alpha dawg sigma 4000
âWhat do you think youâre doinâ, darlinâ?â His voice is low, but you still heard the irritation in his voice.
âIâm just helping out,â you say, trying to brush it off as no big deal. âItâs just a bale of hay, I'll can handle it.â You said shrugging, about to walk past him until you felt the heavy hay get off your shoulders in a quick manner.
that lil bitch took the hay and walked away but not before blowing u a kiss and saying "i love u n/n, get ready for tonight bc imma need u to blow my back OUT-"
yan cowboy who always is complimenting you, doesnt even matter if your in ur christmas pjs from 2016 he will say "id lowkey eat you out in that"
yan cowboy who is ur obsessed boy who luvs you more than he should<3
yan cowboy who is ur such cowboy who couldnt be more lucky to have you with him! <333
GUYS IM BACK FROM THE DEAD BITCHESSS
GUYS YALL COULD SEND REQUESTS BUT ITS GONNA TAKE A LITTLE BIT BC IM STILL WORKING ON OTHER DRAFTS LIKE THESE
GUYS WHO HAS YAN WINDERBREAKER MANHWA BOOKS PLS I NEED JAY JO AND OWEN
#yandere x reader#yanderemalexreader#clingy yandere#soft yandere#tw yandere#yandere x darling#yandere blog#yandere boyfriend#yandere#yandere male#yandere cowboy#destinys worksss<333
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WIND BREAKER | my brother in christ, you are scaring the hoes
Synopsis â° head cannons of everyone confusing your friendship for a relationship
Characters â° Haruka Sakura, Hajime Umemiya, Hayato Suo, Jo Togame, Choji Tomiyama
Contains â° sfw! hardcore crushing, blushing, dramatic behavior, silly content of the boys having a crush on you and you being oblivious to whatâs happening
Haruka Sakura ᥣđ©
âż you both had no idea about the rumors, sakura only found out through his friends
âż âwow sakura, why do you get so flustered around couples. donât you and (y/n) do the same thing?â âWHAT?â
âż he doesnât tell you about it, his whole face burns up to a painful degree at the idea of you two being together
âż hates how much he doesnât mind the idea of you two being together
âż heâs more nervous around you and you have no idea why
âż unintentionally plays into the rumors by being more protective of you
âż the whole experience opens his eyes to the fact that he sees you more than just a friend
âż cannot stop thinking about how itâd be like to your boyfriend
âż takes offense to anyone who tries to hit on you moving forward
âż yeah you two arenât actually together but everyone thinks you are. which means people think theyâre hitting on his gf which isnât cool with him at all
âż doesnât really understand where the interpretation came from (as if you two arenât always on dates and hanging out alone)
Hajime Umemiya ᥣđ©
âż he figured those kind of rumors would have spread around sooner or later
âż isnât too bothered by them and doesnât correct or address them
âż who cares if people think your dating? if it keeps you safer heâs fine with it
âż you started to notice something was up when valentineâs day was coming up and no one had asked you out
âż you always at least got a chocolate or something but this year, nothing. which made you feel bummed out
âż he was actually really irritated by the fact that you were upset no one was trying to pursue you
âż jealous jealous boy
âż heâs well aware of his feelings towards you but underestimated how much he likes you
âż definitely keeps every other guy away from you on purpose
âż he will smile sweetly when your looking at him but as soon as you have your back turned and another man is looking at you, heâs glaring at them
âż the rumors actually made you feel more flustered than him
âż once you two got asked how long youâve been going out you were the stuttering mess and he was calm and happy answering their question
âż the rumors actually started to motivate him to making his feelings known to you
âż slow burn but he doesnât mind how long itâll take for you two to be together
Hayato Suo ᥣđ©
âż heâs flattered by the rumors and politely tells people youâre just friends
âż lowkey proud that people believe he can get such a pretty girlfriend
âż even though you both shut down the rumors quickly people still canât help but think how cute you two would be together
âż yeah youâre just officially known as that one couple that are dating but donât know theyâre dating yet
âż at some point you two just gave up at correcting people and went with the flow
âż you two seriously were dating but didnât know it
âż the realization hit him one night and he couldnât sleep for the rest of the week
âż youâre still unsure of what feelings you have towards him since heâs the only guy friend youâve ever had
âż he doesnât mind waiting for you and is okay with taking things slow despite knowing his own feelings
âż youâre painfully oblivious to your own feelings and his feelings
âż worst case scenario of gaslighting yourself into thinking âno he doesnât like me, heâs just being nice.â
âż constant dates that arenât official dates
âż you both canât help but think âthis wouldnât be so badâ during them
Jo Togame ᥣđ©
âż of course he knows about the rumors, heâs the one who started them
âż okay, he didnât necessarily go around telling people you were together but he didnât correct them
âż he didnât correct them on purpose
âż doesnât have much of an excuse, he just likes how nice it sounds for you to be called his
âż no one ever bothered to ask you about it since Togame was always with you anyways
âż you had some airhead moments whenever people flat out complimented you two as a couple
âż âaw, you two look so cute and happy together.â âthank you!!â youâd smile in return and then look at Togame and say âdid you hear that? she thinks weâre cute friends, how nice!â
âż once you found out people thought you two were together you were super flustered and ran to go tell Togame the shocking news
âż âJO- did you know people think weâre dating !???!!!â âno way.â âitâs crazy right? i had no idea!â âme neither.â
âż anyone who had eyes could tell what was happening and knew Togame had a crush on you by just seeing the way he looks at you
âż too bad you arenât just anybody
âż strangely enough, you didnât mind being confused for a couple it made you happy in some way
âż no confessions happened but this definitely opened your eyes to your own feelings about your friend
Choji Tomiyama ᥣđ©
âż someone save this man, heâs hopeless in the cutest way possible
âż he was also under the impression that you two were together
âż sure neither one of you ever actually asked the other out or confessed but did that really matter?
âż he was more surprised to find out you two werenât together
âż âwhat?! people think weâre dating? Chojiâs just a friend.â youâd exclaimed to a friend who came up to you two and finally asked if you were official.
âż âjust a friend??? i thought we were doing so well together.â âwhat are you talking about?â youâd look at him with the most confused expression
âż he was confused as to why you were confused
âż you were left absolutely dumbfounded
âż you were completely unaware to his feelings, youâd assume he was just being nice the entire time
âż he practically treats you and Togame the same, how were you supposed to know it was more than a friendship
âż his confession that wasnât much of a confession had you blushing madly, how are you so bad at reading signals??
âż no, you were not gaslighted into thinking you two were together this whole time
âż âwait so let me get this clear⊠we arenât dating?â heâd ask for what felt like the millionth time
âż âno! you need to ask me out like an actual person, not just assume weâre dating because we hang out a lot.â
âż it was definitely a longgg day for you
#divider by anitalenia#sakura haruka#sakura haruka x reader#hajime umemiya#hajime umemiya x reader#hayato suo#suo hayato x reader#jo togame#jo togame x reader#choji tomiyama#choji tomiyama x reader#wind breaker#wind breaker x reader
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Babyâs Gotta Gun (Rafe Cameron x Fem!Reader)
Summary: Youâve been in a situationship with Rafe for over a year and when you show up to his party that he invited you to and thereâs another girl all over him, youâve finally had it. WK: 1.3k
Warnings: Gun play, unprotected sex, jealousy, possessiveness, reader is a lil unhinged, switch!Rafe, switch!reader, a lil fluff dashed in. Porn/no plot. 18+MNDI!
This is for me and @babygorewhoreâs Writing Prompt Game, feel free to click the link and come play!!đ€
âTell me, tell me who owns this fucking cock.â You run the tip of his pistol over his plush split slick lips while you bounce on his cock like your life depends on it. The sound of your wet cunt and hips slapping together echoing through the room.
âYou - fuckinâ shit - you do baby, you own my cock.â Rafeâs eyes roll back when you start to rotate your hips, his large hands grip onto the fat of your ass while you ride him like a fucking succubus.
âDidnât I tell you to fucking look at me while I take whatâs mine, huh?â You move the gun to his head, shoving it against his temple as your free hand grips onto his jaw, squeezing his cheeks together until he opens his eyes. âYou look those other girls in the eyes while you fuck them or do you just get it in and move on? Because when you fuck me you take your time, tell me how beautiful I am and how much I mean to you but then youâre buried in the next hoe you see.â
âBaby, Iâm sorry. You know - oh fuuuck - you know youâre my girl.â Rafe feels like heâs about to fucking bust any second. Your pace doesnât falter for a moment, fucking yourself on his cock like youâre trying to drain him of every drop of cum in his body. Driven by pure jealousy and rage.
âYeah? Youâre always fucking saying that, Cameron. But then shit like this happens. I show up to your party, that you invited me to and thereâs some bitch on your lap with her tongue down your throat the minute I get here?â You run the barrel of the gun down the side of his face as you chuckle darkly, using your grip on his jaw to shake his head side to side. âIf you donât want anything serious why are you always buying me shit? Scaring off every dude that talks to me? Telling everyone I belong to you while youâre out fucking around?â
âItâs just⊠baby, shit, if you keep fucking me like that Iâm gonna fucking blow my load any second.â Rafe hates to admit that your possessive jealousy is only turning him on more. The crazy look in your eyes, the way youâre fucking him like you own him, while you hold his gun. Itâs really fucking doing it for him.
âDonât you dare fucking cum, Rafe. Iâm not done with you. Answer my god damn question.â You slow your pace a bit as you take his face in both of your hands, the grip you still have on the pistol causing it to press against the side of his head.
âIâm sorry, Iâm all yours from now on, alright? I fuckinâ mean it. I was just scared, baby. Youâre too perfect for me. Knew if I made you mine for real Iâd have to marry you someday.â Heâs not even sure why he said that, itâs not like he hasnât subconsciously thought about it before. You were perfect in every way before but this possessive display just makes him want you even more.
âHA! Thirty minutes ago you were dry humping some girl youâve never talked to and now youâre talking marriage? Be so fucking for real, Rafe.â You bring the gun to his temple again, leaning in so your lips are brushing the shell of his ear. âIf you were a real man you wouldâve made it official a fucking year ago.â
That was the final straw for him. If you didnât wanna believe him he would fucking show you how serious he was. He grips onto the gun, easily ripping it from your hand while his other arm wraps around your waist, using his hold on you to flip you on your back. He hovers over you, turning the tables on you by pressing the gun against the side of your head.
âWill you just shut the fuck up for a second. Youâre my girl, aight? My girl.â
âIâve heard that like a million times, pretty boy, doesnât mean shit to me. You really think Iâm gonna just-â your words are cut short when he slips the gun between your lips.
âI said stop talking, I fucking mean it every time I say it. And youâre right. I was being a pussy bitch. But now Iâm gonna show you who you belong to, who I belong too.â He pulls the barrel out of your mouth slightly before slipping it back between your lips. âSuck.â
You roll your eyes, leaving your lips open. He grips onto his cock, slamming it into your wet pussy in one swift motion, starting up at the brutal pace. âIâ Thrust. âSaidâ Thrust. âFucking suck.â
Your eyes roll back, this time in pleasure, as your wrap your lips around the cool metal, swirling your tongue.
âHeyâ His large hand slaps your cheek lightly. âFucking look at me while I take whatâs mine.â
Your eyes fly open and you're met with his intense ocean blue stare as he fucks you hard and deep, his balls slapping against your ass with every thrust of his hips. âYeah, thereâs my fucking girl.â
He pulls the gun from your mouth, pushing himself up on his knees, his thrusts never faltering. He smirks down at you before bringing the spit slick barrel to your clit, circling it in time with his cock pounding into you.
âOhmyfuckinggod!â You cry out as you cum, your walls pulsing around him.
âYeah thatâs it, fuckinâ cum for me, thatâs my girl. Say it, say youâre my girl.â
âIâm your girl, daddy, Iâm your girl.â You babble and Rafe smirks, knowing he has you right where he wants you now that youâre back to calling him his rightful title.
âAnd Iâm yours baby, got it? Always been yours. Always thought about you. Always felt shitty and just wanted to see you after I fucked around with anyone else.â He feels his high start to build, tossing the gun to the side before he leans down, covering your body with his. He laces his fingers with yours and captures your lips in a surprisingly tender kiss, that completely contradicted the way he was fucking you.
âYeah, youâre fucking mine. Iâll kill any bitch that tries to touch you.â You practically growl, burying your face into his neck so you can suck on his skin, marking him as yours.
âThatâs so fucking hot - shiiiit, baby girl, Iâm gonna cum. Gonna fill my pretty little pussy up.â You bite down onto his shoulder as your long manicured nails scratch down his back, marking him up even further and it sends him over the edge. His hips still against yours as his cock twitches inside you, painting your walls with his cum. âYeah, thatâs a fuckinâ good girl, take my fuckinâ cum.â
Rafe rolls off of you, panting as he falls to his side. He pulls you into him and you lay your head on his chest, placing a soft kiss on his peck.
âDid you mean all of that?â You ask nervously, afraid to look at him.
âBabe, look at me.â He cradles your face in his hand urging you to look up at him. When your eyes meet his, he smiles softly. âYouâre my girl, okay? And Iâm yours. No more games. No more bitches. Just you and me, aight?â
âYeah, alright. That sounds nice, daddy.â He leans down, kissing you passionately as he weaves his fingers through your hair.
âPlus, Iâll kill any guy that even breathes your air.â
âYeah? Well Iâll kill any bitch that even thinks about you.â He chuckles, placing another gentle kiss on your lips. After this? He kinda believes you. But he doesnât mind, because he would kill for you anyday.
#rafe Cameron#rafe Cameron x reader#rafe OBX#rafe outer banks#rafe x reader#rafe fanfiction#rafe imagine#rafe smut#rafe x you#rafe fic#Morgy & Dollyâs writing game#Dolly writes
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Best friend headcannons w/ Mattheo riddle pt.1||pt.2||pt.3
He definitely sends reels every hour and second to you on Instagram. You canât escape that đ€·đŸ
Friendly cuddle? Bros before hoes. He definitely likes to be big spoon, but really he wants to be little spoon.
Movie nights, you two would watch a horror movie and stay up until the ass of dawn. Scared to your damn pants.
You two would go out and eat a lot, just a bunch big back activities. đđ
One time you two went out late at night at a playground, and this bitch broke a swing set making you flee as he got up and quickly ran after you.
Luckily there were no cops around
Definitely snuck into your window as if he was some type of bad assđ
Headcannon on him slightly sharing his food with you if you arenât full. He could be hungry himself, but when he sees or hears that you still are hungry. Heâs breaking his piece of food and handing it over to you.
Never smokes around you if you canât handle or like the smell of smoke itself. He respects you a lot so of course expect him to stand on your front yard smoking as if heâs some kind of mafia manđđ
đđŸdefinitely protective friend. Imagine this, youâre at a party with mattheo as heâs watching you from afar to get you a drink. But when he sees a person making you uncomfortable. His jaw is tightened and he immediately throw the drink over the personâs head with an evil grin.
âNext time, leave them be you piece of shit!â
You had to drag mattheo out of there before he starts a fight and get the police called
Loves being called matty by you. Itâs like a nickname he only lets you call him as you could literally be around friends and he will go over to you.
âMatty can you come here dude??â
Heâs immediately stomping his cigarette out and running inside. âComing!!â
Always makes sure you are okay. Would walk from home from whatever he did and go to your house and ask if you had a good day or not.
#slytherin boys#slytherin#slytherin boys imagine#slytherin boys react#slytherin boys x reader#slytherin x reader#slytherin boys x you#slytherin boys headcanons#mattheo riddle#mattheo riddle x male reader#mattheo riddle x reader#mattheo riddle x fem!reader
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i need more bf armin if you can pleaseđ„čđ„č
iâm such a hoe for this man so like
QUESTIONS WITH BF ARMIN đ
warnings: literally just gonna make you hate couples in love, iâm nauseous reading my own writing bc i want this so bad. a little suggestive but doesnât get into it much
context: y/n, as arminâs lovely girlfriend, asks him a series of questions in her own little interview that she records on her phone.
â§âââ  ïœĄïŸâ
: *.⊠.* :â
. ââââ§
it was your average Tuesday night, and you with your ever so spontaneous ideas wanted to sit down with your boyfriend of 2 yearsâ Armin, to put him to the test on a multitude of semi-serious but mostly ridiculous questions.
you take in a deep overdramatic sigh, staring at your boyfriend with a dead-set look in your eyes âso, armin.â you cross your arms in front of you as you sit criss cross apple sauce straddled in his lap, with a small stack of flash cards held in your hands. your phone was stood up by a box of paper tissues off to the side, showing both you and your boyfriend in the phone screen recording.
âyes, baby?â he answers you with a soft dazed smile, his pupils dilated staring at you intently, hands on your waist drawing small circles waiting for you to ask him the oh-so-serious questions, he shouldnât be scared. after all, theyâre just some questions, right?
you stare at him with a glare trying to look intimidating, âquestion oneâŠâ you trail off dramatically.
Armin stares at you with a stifled smile, trying to remain serious just for your sake and to make you happy for this little TikTok trend you want to participate in again. He leans slightly forward to place a small chaste kiss on your cheek.
âthat was not part of the question, i told you to be serious.â you huff jokingly but he just smiles brightly up at you.
âi canât help it, youâre right here in my reach and youâre just so- ugh..â he emphasizes with a fake swoon and a chuckle.
âokay, AGHEM-â
â§âââ  ïœĄïŸâ
: *.⊠.* :â
. ââââ§
question number 1:
âwhat pet names do you call me the most? nâ whatâs the favorite name that I call you?â you say sweetly. your eyes bore into his awaiting his answers while clutching onto your flash cards.
his fingers lightly tapped the sides of your legs, occasionally tracing small circles dazedly as he thought about it.
âi call you baby the most. i dunno what else. thereâs sweetheart, angel, honey. momm-â he trails before you cut him off and stare at the camera with wide eyes. you clear your throat slightly side eyeing the camera before returning your view to him and his stupidly adorable dazed smile.
âOKAY! and whatâs your favorite name that i call you, minnie?â you ask him with a tilt of your head, reaching a hand out to play with the tufts of his blonde hair.
he huffs, softly dropping his head onto your chest while wrapping his arms around you tighter, squeezing gently.
âmmm, i like everything you call me. but i think that one time i was uh like panicky and stressed and you called me baby, my heart kinda j-just like.. skipped. ya know? like what are they calledâ heart palpitations? in that situation it just made me feel really good.â he tilts his head up at you, his chin propped up, slightly rambling.
in this moment he really just looked like the embodiment of the cutest golden retriever ever.
you smile at him, âyouâre just adorable arenât you?â he reacts to this with a small blush forming on his cheeks shaking his head side to side slightly.
ây/n/n you have to cut off some parts of this video. i ramble too much when it comes to you i just start rapid firing shit out like iâm rapping.â
âitâs for comedic purposes. shush.â
â§âââ  ïœĄïŸâ
: *.⊠.* :â
. ââââ§
question number 2:
âif you would rather have me with the personality of your ex, or your ex with my body. who would you choose to date? choose carefully and think about what you say before you say it.â you tease him.
his eyes widen slightly as if you had just asked him the most life threatening question ever (honestly to him it could be).
âw-well..â he buffers. he looks up at the ceiling in deep thought or as if itâs gonna have an answer written out on it.
âi would remain single until you return back to normal.â he nods, seemingly assured that his answer was the right one.
you stare blankly at him, then at the camera, then back to him. âthe audience is going to have to decide on that one.â you assert.
at this arminâs eyebrows furrow confusedly and his arms wrap around you tighter. âw-what? baby i donât have much to work with here for an answer.â he sasses.
âyou couldâve just said you would- you could like- well in the sense that.. yeah youâre lowkey right.â you shrug sheepishly.
he rolls his eyes jokingly, âcan i ask you a question now?â
âif this is another question like gay son or thot daughter im not answering it.â
he laughs slightly, âno no no. itâs something different.â
you nod for him to continue, âwhat is it then?â
âuhhh can we turn off the camera for this one?â he looks at the camera quickly before returning his eyes back to you.
your eyebrows raised at his shy question, his gaze adverting from you and staring down at your his shirt that you are wearing.
âwhisper it to me.â
pst pst pst whisper whisper whisper
you stare blankly at him after pulling the side of your head away from his face with a rosy pink blush now surfacing on your cheeks.
âs-so you see.. i can not answer thatâŠ?â you buffer just as he did earlier.
he giggled softly at your confuzzled expression and he squeezed your leg gently with his hand.
âmm see how you canât answer that one either, angel?â he grinned smugly tilting his chin up at you slightly.
âoh shut up.â
(news flash: he asked you what position he hits it best in đž)
â§âââ  ïœĄïŸâ
: *.⊠.* :â
. ââââ§
question number 3:
you grab your phone, quickly clicking the .5 button as the phone camera zooms out in view, now causing armin in the view of the camera to look a bitâstretched?
he stares up at the camera, the angle making his puppy eyes just like that much larger and cuter in the process.
âcan we not film me from this angle, baby? i donât get to look at you properly with the phone in the way.â he huffs slightly.
âno.â
âyes maâam.â
âanyways, next question and i want you to think about this in depth.â you nudge him
he hums along, âiâm listening.â
âwhat made you realize you loved me?â you ask him deeply.
this question causes armins mind to suddenly blank over a tad bit just to reminisce about the first moments he met you.
he stares up into the camera as you try and withhold a laugh at how stupidly cute the .5 angle is making him look.
flashback:
it was junior year of high school, and at your lovely age of 17.
the teacher was passing back the recent scores from your latest exams. high school was definitely hard but you always seemed to manage with your high grades, expectations, and your extremely competitive nature.
the only person who seemed to have always come close to you or beat you was Armin Arlert.
*insert sparkle noises here*
yeah, he was a little infuriating when it came to competitive aspects but his pretty face lets him get away with itâbut definitely not when it comes to you right?
the teacher came around the corner and placed your paper upside down on the surface of your desk. feeling confident with the results, you flip it over to reveal the high score of 98 percent on the white parchment. with a giddy smile, you turn directly behind you in your chair to come face to face with Armin.
only to see him already staring directly at you with a dimpled smile.
â98. what did you get, arlert?â you boast to him while holding up your paper.
âreally? i canât believe it after your poor performance last time.â he teased still grinning at you.
âi got a 90 last time, thatâs not even poor.â you roll your ey at him with your mouth slightly agape. âwhat did you get if youâre so smart?â you huff.
he hummed, his glasses shifting slightly down the bridge of his nose as he leaned slightly forward closer to you in his seat, âa 94, y/n/n.â however his paper remained flipped over and his forearm rested on top of it.
you glanced down at his desk where his veiny arms lay upon the paper, your tried to squint to see some type of number in red but his arms covered it.
you brushed this off, instead focusing on how you scored higher than him as an even bigger smile now appeared on your face. âhm, better catch up next time, arlert.â you nudge him.
âyou already know i will, princess.â he nods as his he leaned his head on his left hand looking into your eyes.
you turn around in your seat and face back towards your desk as the school bell rings to signal the next period of the school day. âiâll see you tomorrow, might wanna get back to studying a little more.â
you pack up your bags, proudly stuffing the 98% exam in your bag. zipping up your backup, you smile, happily leaving the classroom oblivious to Arminâs lovingly proud gaze, as well as his now-flipped-over exam on his desk that revealed a 100%.
flashback over
armin looked up into your eyes with you still in his lap, disregarding the camera shoved into his face.
âi think the moment i realized i would do anything to make you happy, even lie and make myself look worse, is when i just knew i would do absolutely anything for you.â he gushed.
âlike you didnât even know i lied about half my scores until like a year ago. i just loved seeing you smile because youâre so justâ ahh.â he hums as he throws his head back slightly and dramatically with a toothy grin.
you cup his cheeks in your hands as you trail your eyes over all his features. âiâm honored that if anyone was my academic rival, it was you, blondie.â
âoh stop it.â he gushed. âbut yeah, i just knew when i just felt that weird feeling in my chest every time i saw you happy.â
your heart felt as if it was going to explode, sure youâve been with armin for a solid 2 years. but this has never really ever been brought up.
âand i also realized when i had the urge to throw jean against a wall when he was flirting with you.â
âokay well atleast chivalry isnât dead.â you sigh, armin laughs before reaching up slightly to place a gentle peck on your lips.
â§âââ  ïœĄïŸâ
: *.⊠.* :â
. ââââ§
letâs just say the peck led to other things because your lips now were noticeably swollen and your hair was messy from arminâs hands running through it.
you pick up your phone camera that was absentmindedly discarded when the two of your guysâ small peck definitely did NOT escalate into a make-out session **blame armin.
âso g-guys.â you take a second to collect your breath. âthatâs some questions that my boyfriend answered. this definitely will get me banned if i post all the clips but they will be edited so..â you glance at armin who drags his eyes from up and down your body.
âyeah. i gotta go.â you quickly blurt before clicking the end record button then immediately drop your phone back onto the couch, crawling back into arminâs lap and continuing where you left off.
âlove you, love you, love you.â armin mumbles against your lips, clutching his arms tighter around your middle.
â§âââ  ïœĄïŸâ
: *.⊠.* :â
. ââââ§
notes â
hi guys!! lets just pretend it hasnât been 2 months since i last posted. iâm reading requests and im gonna try and put out as much as i can before spring break ends. thank you for all the love and support <3
also armin as a hot nerd is just everything iâll ever need.
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trivia-yandere's valentine's day masterlist
a collection of short stories - please be mindful that this is a yandere based account and some of the fics (maybe not all) posted on here would have smut, yandere/dark themes, dub-con/non-con scenes/moments, etc. each fic will have their own warnings - please do not skip! some fics will be posted on explicit-tae
2025 - as of 10/31/24
beast of busan: (jungkook) youâre the only reporter who wasnât scared of documenting the valentineâs day crimes of jeon jungkook - notorious serial killer known as the beast of busan. yandere (02.01)
survival: (jin) you apply to a dating show in hopes of winning the heart of a millionaire. what you didnât know was that you would be competing to death for the heart of one man while those on the dark web watched. yandere (02.04)
hard: (taehyung) itâs valentineâs day and even though your (arranged) husband has spent thousands on gifts, all you can think about is who he spends the other 364 nights with. (02.06)
persuasive: (namjoon) namjoon never met an âhonest hoeâ before - your words. Knowing you arenât cut out for the lifestyle youâre living in, he offers you an out. (02.10)
family matters: (yoongi) the only way yoongi, your brother-in-law, would agree to be your sperm donor is if he could be the one to fuck said sperm into you. (02.14)
2024
payment plan (jin) - your husband and you find yourself bankrupt and dead broke thanks to his gambling problem. his younger brother - successful businessman kim seokjin - offers a helping hand free of charge. unbeknownst to his brother, you would be the one paying seokjin for his charity. yandere | completed (02.01)
dilemma (yoongi) - being single and broke on valentine's day is not what you expected- especially when your dealer is waiting for his payment. completed (02.03)
love you [just a little too much] (hoseok) - you're brought down memory lane. yandere | completed (02.05)
with love, k.nj (namjoon) - your valentine's date with namjoon was a success - too bad you don't know who he truly is. yandere | completed (02.07)
bad decisions (jimin) - you're getting married on valentine's day - but somehow, you allow a stripper to fuck you in front of your bride's maids and maid of honor. completed (02.09)
v-day special (taehyung) - you ask your ex - who you're still close with - if he's willing to come on your cam-show for a valentine's day special. completed (02.12)
nefarious (jungkook) -a look back into your and jungkook's fatal attraction - before the marriage, kids and the detachment. yandere | completed (02.14)
little doe (hoseok) - an alternate world in which predator shifters are the top of the shifter hierarchy. it's valentine's day and you, a prey shifter, decide to help a predator through their heat. completed (02.15)
#trivia-yandere#bts smut#btswritingcafe#bangtan smut#bangtanwritershq#btswritersclub#bangtanwriters net#btswriterscollective#jungkook smut#jungkook x reader#taehyung smut#taehyung x reader#bts x reader#jimin smut#jimin x reader#namjoon smut#namjoon x reader#hoseok smut#hoseok x reader#yoongi smut#yoongi x reader#seokjin x reader#seokjin smut#jin smut#trivia-yandere valentine's day masterlist#yandere bts#bts yandere
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âAre You Listening?â
Interlude: âDrinks On Me, Yeah?â
Characters: Rio x Black!Reader.
Summary: Issa Interlude, mama. Expect the unexpected.
Warnings: Profanity, angst, fluff, and drinking-little libation for the one, two.
Word Count: 1,700+.
A/N: My lovelies! My babies! Mamaâs back and I got a little sum-sum for ya! Letâs start this weekend with a little Rio and the crew, yeah? Yeah. I want to give so many thanks to all of you sweet lovelies who have been rocking with me this entire time. Most of you know that the past year and a half has been quite the struggle. To everybody who took time out of your day to come and check in on me, please know that Iâm appreciative and forever grateful to have connected with such amazing peopleđ„čâ„ïž. Thank you for all the sweet, hilarious comments and asks as wellđ. Iâm a little rusty, so be gentle with your girl. Enjoy my sweet babies. Before anyone asks, yes, Iâve been working on Pt. 4đđđ.
"Are You Listening?" - The Playlist
Apple Music.
Spotify.
Part One Here.
Part Two Here.
Part Three Here.
Inspired By:
Your body pressed down into the plush mattress as you reveled in the comfort and security of being home. Your mind replayed the image of your mom snatching the door open, the two of you hugging tightly, rocking side to side. You had spent the past week trying to survive final exams and warding off the many questions of, âWhatâs wrong, baby girl?â The woman who gave you life knew you all too well. Sensing that her youngest baby was struggling, her attempts to get you to open up over the phone went unanswered. With the semester complete, being home didnât leave much space to dodge the knowing gaze in her eyes.Â
That masterâs degree will probably be a waste of time.
The moment you pulled away from the hug, she cupped your chin, and your poker face cracked as the tears cascaded down your cheeks. Two hours later, you filled her in on everything from the stress of school, financial aid, working doubles, and the fresh crack in your heart that was taking its sweet-ass time to heal. All of which had only taken about forty minutes to stutter out. The talk and her comfort had left you wiped out, and just like any amazing mother would do, she sent you to your room for a nap and got to work on preparing comfort food.
You considered dozing off for a bit more rest, but your bedroom door flew open, bouncing off the corner of your vanity. Your eyes narrowed to mere slits as you started to curse your oldest brother out. His hand raising halted the verbal reprimand.
âAlenaâs big-headed ass is here to see ya mean ass,â he snarked about the woman who would eventually become his wife.
These two bitches are so in love. Itâs sickening. The attraction is so annoyingly obvious. Shit makes me sick to my stomach.
Before you could tell him you didnât want company, she was already in the doorframe. âUh-uh, bitch you are not about to dodge me for another two weeks.â With those words said, you had no choice but to give her a rundown of what had transpired. Not only had she forced you to divulge every last detail while the two of you hugged and cried together. She also took it upon herself to wiggle you into your best freakum dress and head out for a girlâs night.
Being the baby and the only girl in your family made for very over-the-top protective parents. The moment your father saw your attire, he wouldnât let up. He was hell-bent on forcing your brothers to chaperone.
It wasnât a horrible idea. Only you didnât like your independence challenged. Luckily, the older siblings were pretty chill, so long as no one was overly aggressive. They had taught you how to handle shit for yourself at a young age. You spent the first half hour in the club pouting and ready to go home to wallow in self-misery.
âHoe! If you donât fix your face, scaring off every good-looking man in this club!â
âTheyâll be alright, so long as they keep their distance. In case you didnât get the memo after our long talk. Men make my ass itch,â you growled, kissing your teeth.
âWhateva, you and that stank attitude can have a good time together,â she sassed, throwing up a hand and walking away from the bar.â
âWhere are you going? Alena!â
âIâll be back, damn! Let me go on and annoy them, fine-ass brothers of yours. Be nice, and donât bite nobody head off, sourpuss.â
âAlways thirsting after my blood, just triflinâ.â
With the flick of a middle finger, she sauntered over to their section. You could see the irritation rolling off them as she seated herself in the middle. The arguing started seconds later. Your eye twitched at the sight. Swinging the barstool back toward the liquor, you were about to pass the time scrolling through social media. Instead, a set of bronzed-colored, muscular digits came into view. They gently pressed your phone to the bar as the matching digits slid another lemon drop into view. Your eyes danced along those muscular fingers, trailing upward until they landed on one of the sexiest faces youâd ever witnessed. If any other man wouldâve done this, he wouldâve been set straight expeditiously. In this instance, ole boy was just too damn fine, and it left you on mute. The corners of his mouth lifted into a handsome smirk.
The stranger turned his barstool to get closer. One hand rested on the bar while the other cradled the back of your seat. His eyes roamed over your body, lip tucking between his teeth, matching you stare for stare. He chuckled when he noticed your quirked eyebrow.
âI donât mean to intrude on ya evening, but I figured you could use another drink.â
âIs that so?â
âCouldnât help but overhear your conversation with your friend. Iâm tryinâ to figure out why these men got your fine ass itching out here.â
Shit, he heard that? Floor, open up and swallow me. Thatâs so damn embarrassing.
As if reading your thoughts, he continued, âNothing to be embarrassed about, mama. Thereâs a lot of boys running around here pretending to be men. Who was crazy enough to fumble you? He gotta be the dumbest man on earth.â
As if on cue, said fumblerâs name popped up on your caller ID. With a swipe of a finger, the phone went silent. You turned back to your new admirer. He had signaled for another round of drinks.
âEither youâre a big spender, or the bartender is your connect,â you teased.
âConnect is one way of putting it. This my spot, darlinâ.â
He chuckled as you damn near choked on your drink.
âIâm sorry. Tend to put my foot in my mouth.â
âYou good. I like a woman whoâs not afraid to speak her mind. Dealing with me, you go to say it with your chest.â
âOh, so you plan to be around me beyond tonight?â
âAround, underneath, on top. We locked in, mama,â he insisted, licking his lips.
âI donât even know your name, fool,â you cackled at his cockiness.
âNameâs Rio, but you can call me Christopher, mama. My future wife needs to know my government name. Iâm putting my trust in you. Donât be tellinâ my business, sweetheart.â
âWho says Iâm checking for you, Rio?â
âYou accepted my company and drinks. Deep down, youâre intrigued by me. Ainât no need to hide it. When I see something I want, gotta go after it, mama.â he rasped, voice lowering to a panty-dropping level.
âYouâre trouble. I just know it.â
Rio planted both hands on your thighs. The gasp that escaped you lit his brown orbs with passion.
âCan I have your undivided attention for the night? Want to get to know you better, mama.â
Grabbing his outstretched hand, he helped you down off the stool.
âRioâŠâ
Piercing light flickered in the darkness, pulling you from the memory that played itself in your dreams. Your hand snatched the vibrating phone from the table. Your orbs squinted to read the screen, teeth clenching in frustration.
Fucking Rio, I canât even get away from him in my sleep. Stupid-handsome-asshole.
With a single tap, the phone rested on DND. You closed off from the world to find a peaceful slumber, only to wake from another dream. Throwing the covers back, you startled, feeling the bed dip. His cologne wafted through the air, and your eyes connected.
âWhy all the tossing and turning, amor? Hmm,â he rasped, hand trailing up your arm. His warm palm cradled the side of your neck, rubbing away some of the tension.
âSorry, did my restlessness wake you?â
âNo, querida. Iâve been up taking care of some things.â
âSame old Miguel. Everything business. Still donât sleep much, huh?â
His eyes crinkled with a small smile, but you could also see sadness. Itâs the same unhappiness thatâs always lingered, only now accompanied by sparks of anger and resentment. Your mind replayed his words in the elevator.
Whereâs your wife, Miguel?
She had other plans tonight.
The slightest mention of her had nearly sent his mood spiraling. You werenât privy to what was happening in his marriage but didnât want to pry. He would only reverse card uno your ass. Miguel would insist that you vent about your own life and frustrations.
âThank you for taking the couch,â you nibbled at your lip.Â
There was a hint of frustration and guilt lingering in your chest. Not being able to sleep without dreaming of Rio left you feeling conflicted. Part of you wanted to say to hell with loyalty. Being in such a vulnerable state had you craving to be held and cuddled, but regardless of circumstance, the two of you were very much married. Concern swam in the pools of his eyes. Miguel sensed the ongoing dilemma in your head, and his fingers gently cupped your chin.
âHey, talk to me. Whatâs all this,â he asked, tugging the lip between your teeth. âTell me what you need.â
âI canât,â you sighed.
âYou can, and you will. Look at me,â he insisted as your eyes locked.
âAnything you ask me. It wonât leave this room. You need me to hold you until sleep takes over, amor?â
Unable to verbally say it, you gave him a slight head nod. Removing his tie, watch, and shoes, he made it over to the opposite side of the bed. Miguel got right to it, not giving you time to overthink it. He pulled you into his chest, arms engulfing you in a tight hug.
âWere you having nightmares, cariño?â
âNo, just happy memories reminding me of the present painful ones,â you replied, voice filling with unshed tears.
âYou want to talk about it?â
Silence filled the room as Miguel continued, âWe donât have to ta-.â
His sentence cut short as he felt the tremors and your head burrowed into his side. Miguelâs heart cracked at the sound of the sobs falling from your lips. His arms pulled you further into him until there was no space left, and the palm of his hand rubbed at your head.
âShhh, youâre okay. Iâm here,â he cooed, leaving soft kisses on the crown of your head.
Miguel continued to whisper calming words. You cried until your head pounded, and sleep took over.
Hope you all enjoyed that little peek into how Rio pulled up on your girl for the first time. He saw something he liked, and he had to have youđ„°. Weâll just call this a vague moment of insight into upcoming events...if that makes sense đ. If you enjoyed please be sure to hit the love button, comment, and reblog. Spread the love, my babies.
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unwinding after a long day ft. r.zoro!
in which, after a long day, he comes right back to you <3
ft. zoro x fem!reader
set-up: its been a tiring day for him, good thing you're right here to offer your services (wink wink)
warnings: both sfw/nsfw headcanons for this dumbass; nsfw stuff includes penetration, cowgirl, just him being a smexy mf aah <3; MDNI (thankyou so much)
sfw!!
- the amount of training this guy does actually scares me to death - like nice arms babe but please calm down. please. - so anyways, after a long day of training and sleeping and training and more sleeping and fighting off random pirate fleets, this fine specimen is bound to be tired - i am not kidding when i say he just wants to fall asleep like a log - "zo, you sleep like 10 hours a day" you pout as he lays down on your shared bed, already drifting into a sound slumber "i would like to sleep for 10 more" he grumbles, putting his hand over his eyes. - you are now wondering if maybe chopper should check him up, cause there's no way this man is fr - but let me tell you no matter how fucking sleepy he is, if you're talking about something (no matter how nonsensical), he will stay up and listen to it all - his eyes are closed, his chest rising and lowering in a repetitive symphony and you stop mid-sentence, realizing that he must be asleep "and what happened next?" his voice is nonchalant, as if there was no reason for you to stop talking "i thought you- were asleep" you mumble "bullshit." he glances at you, ignoring your bright grin, "finish up, now. i can't stay up the whole night, can i?" - so now you both have come a meticulous pre-arrangement. - you both would stumble through the door, legs heavy and eyelids heavier - his head is on your chest as he lays on top of you (how is he not crushing you? idk. if i knew that much physics id do something else than writing fanfics, stop attacking me) - as i said, his head is on your chest, one of his hand intertwining with yours. your fingers run through his scalp, slowly massaging as you recount your day for him "and then, nami told sanji that he needs a haircut and he got offended" "hm?" zoro's eyes are trained on your face and for a second you wonder if the pink dusting your cheeks is evident under the pale moonlight - it must be because he presses a chaste kiss to your knuckles and then closes his eyes with a low hum - you've decided this zoro, the one who's too tired to put up with his stoic demeanor is your favourite - because only you get to see him - his soft smiles as he pulls you closer to him, his annoyed sigh when you get too hot and push him away (he will pull you back like 2 seconds later, so it was of no use anyways), his droopy eyes as he struggles to stay awake and decided to kiss you to shut you up and falls asleep a second later - ugh we are all hoes for soft zoro đ„±đ„±
nsfw!!
- on a few ocassional nights, his hand will skim over your tits, lightly running over your hardening nipples and then trace downwards to your waist "chopper was so confu-" your breath hitches, "zo- zoro?" he hums, fingers hiking up your shirt slowly, "keep talkin'" - and so you keep talking while he continues his administrations - his calloused fingers are tugging on your hardened nipple as his lightly runs his tongue over the other. his touch is fleeting, it comes and goes in waves and you're having a hard time keeping your thoughts straight - he looks up at you, "i said keep talking, didn't i?" - then he's flipping you over so that he's on his back and you're on top of him - and he's kissing your neck, breathing against your neck as he makes you sit on his thigh, you can feel his muscles under your core hot - you're rutting on his thigh, desperately aching for some satisfaction from the layers of clothes that separate you two - "zoro" you whine, "i- you. i need you." you undo his pants, stroking his dick as it comes into view - his calloused touch is pulling you downwards and he watches with a strange amusement as his dick stretches you open, disappearing into you with a practiced ease - "mhm, feel good?" his hands are still on your waist, bouncing you up and down on his dick. his hand grabs ahold of your face, squishing your face into a forced pout, "answer me, baby." - "ngh- yes, yes, fuuc- k fuck-" you nod feverishly, your own hand playing with your tits, giving it the attention he refused to give you - at one point he removes his hands and tucks them behind his head, watching mesmerized as breasts move up and down with each shallow thrust, how your ass slapped against his skin when you came down and how your head was thrown back as sweat dripped off your collarbone - "fu-" he groans, turning you around again so that your back is against the bed again - he's fucking in and out of you, dick slipping out accidentally because of the slickness "fuck, do you see how wet you are?" "zoroo~ please, please-" "that's right, keep moaning my fuckin' name like that" he's pushing it back in, resuming his cruel pace - "inside. im gon' cum inside, okay?" you nod, head thrown back from the feeling of having your walls stretched out and fucked into - he collapses on top of you, breathing into the cranny of your neck, "that was so good, baby" - you fell asleep with sweat clinging onto your body and a sticky, hot fluid seeping out onto your thigh - he can get you cleaned up in the morning (after another round or two ig?)
a/n: well... that was long, hope you enjoyed lmao
#one piece#one piece smut#one piece x reader#zoro x reader#roronoa zoro x reader#zoro smut#roronoa zoro smut#luffy smut#sanji smut
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That ONE thing one piece men do that make you wanna just
Characters: x fem reader
A/N: its 5 in the morning and im feeling silly
C/W: craxk post, swearing
Luffy: doesn't wash his hands like... ever he prolly has like fucking hand Syphilis.
Zoro: leaves weights EVERYWHERE, their not even in reasonable places he'll go to do smth while still holding his weights put it down and "loose" it. You have a notepad of everywhere you have found a weight so-far.
Fridge
Shower??
IN the washing machine
Bed
Under the sink
Kid: will come in after working in his workshop all day covered in grease n shit and just flop down on your fresh clean sheets.
Killer: will roll over crush you and kill you in your sleep â€ïž.
Law: he just up and forgets you live with him. like he'll be walking through y'all's house see you and be like "oh hey what are you doing here" and you just give him the most deadass look of "mother fucker I live with you."
Shanks: has bigger tits than you đĄ
Buggy: will hear everything as you saying smth about his nose like you could come home and be like "hey buggy im home" and hell get up and be like "did you just call me a big stinky slut with a red nose"
Ace: will wipe shit on you constantly like oh what he got mud on his hand fucking apparently your back makes a good fucking wash cloth
Corazon: nothn the mans perfect... to perfect...... your issue with Corazon is that he's too perfect.
Crocodile: just fucking sandstorms away when he doesn't want to do smth. "Hey croc could you grab me a drink of.." *sandstorms away*
Doflamingo: Is a hoe
Mihawk: man scares the shit out of you. You'll walk into y'all's room and he'll be sitting and reading in silence and just be like "hello" makes you jump so bad the whore doesn't even apologise either.
Marco: will just fly away randomly
Katakuri: has just picked you up off the ground turned and put you down out of his way. What? Your in the fridge getting a snack? Nope đ€ your ass is now being picked up and moved out of katakuris way.
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Things I need to see in more\ want to happen twst fanfics
Vil living as Vil Schoenhiet the student at NRC and not THE Vil Schoenhiet model, actor, and influencer.
Kalim angst. I love him but sometimes I love seeing my babygurl suffer, and not Jamil betraying him angst. No, I want him to question his self worth as a dorm leader in general, I want him to be on edge at the thought of an assassin at school, I want him to worry about the people he befriends knowing that getting involved with him will put their lives in danger just like him.
Leona's hinted depression being discussed.
Jade finally being seen as the scarier twin than Floyd, I don't care Jade lovers your mans is scaring away the hoes.
Yuu\ Prefect \ YN adjusting to the world or Twisted Wonderland... Literally, getting used to the oxygen, atmosphere, eating fruits or food that doesn't exist in their world, so on and so on.
Riddle being a kid.
Vil enjoying his flaws and accept that there are people who genuinely love him even if he isn't the fairest one of all.
Trein and Riddle having father son moments.
Jamil realizing that his parents played a bigger role of his hatred for Kalim, and that it was possible for he and Kalim to be friends after all.
Silver and Sebek being brothers. Yes, I see them as brothers Silbek shippers don't come at me.
Ortho being creepy as fuck, like as in uncanny valley creepy. I know with my full heart that is Ortho was real he'd give major uncanny valley effect. I love him, he's still my son.
Lilia going through the grief of losing Meleanor.
Grim and Prefect some how fusing together into one being, A being able to do magic and be accepted as a student.
Kalim being unhinged, like feral. Not in the sugar rush kind of way, like giving a 5 year old the power of God kind of unhinged.
Cater, Kalim and Lilia all just collectively crying together to let all the stress, frustration, anger and sadness out. They usually do this during club hours.
N I E G E L E B L A N C H E.
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland shitpost#heartslabyul#riddle rosehearts#twisted wonderland original character#azul ashengrotto#jamil viper#kalim al asim#floyd leech#deuce spade
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Dabi to Tomura: You are whimsical and silly! Youâre not a little guy! YOUâRE UNSETTLING!
Tomura:âŠ
Dabi: And youâre scaring the hoes
Tomura, rolls his eyes and ignores him: fuck off Dabi, im playing a game. *turns back to his monitor in his dark room*
Dabi, annoying as ever, flips on the switch: Im trynna help you man. Look at your dry ass skin. Aint no one gonna kiss those crusty lips. Why dont you come with me and ill take you to one of those salons my girlfriends like to go to- *is cut off by Tomura chucking his controller at Dabi's head*
Dabi, leaves the room cackling how hes gonna get his "little" brother that Cerave sponsorship soon, while Tomura is grumbling about not needing skincare and shit.
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Also 2 hours later:
Dabi walks in on First Lady reader and Tomura having a spa day at home(they couldve gone to the salon but Kai insisted it was "too dangerous and also unhygienic to go out to a salon"), and reader just asked if Tomura wanted to spend some time with her, not expecting him to actually partake in the spa stuff- i mean, Tomura is wearing a fluffy headband to pull his bangs away, a sheet mask on his face, dead skin getting scrubbed off his feet, while he hums as you advice him to socialise more and that he should try dating someone, especially since you've been asked by many politicians and wealthy people to arrange dates for Tomura with their children.
Dabi just huffs in and sits on the massage chair next to you (after whacking Tomura on the back of his head and you admonishing him) and asks you to show him the list of candidates for Tomura so that he can personally select a date for his little brother (also texting Himiko to join him on teasing the shit out of Tomura) and now Tomura is grumbling under his breath with his ears pink as Dabi, Himiko and you have now set up all these candidates on a projector and are doing a very weird version of a dating app.
Maybe Kai joins you guys because obv hes not just going to let ANYONE marry his son- its gotta be a political marriage, one of power and he's gotta make sure Tomura's s/o is going to bring more power to political party.
#yandere tomura shigaraki#yandere tomura#yandere president kai#yandere president kai chisaki#yandere overhaul#yandere kai chisaki#yandere bnha#yandere#yandere male#yandere x darling
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Hello there again! Got another thought to share!
What or how does being territorial look like on BOTH of them? (Territorial is protecting whatâs already yours; whereas, jealousy is WISHING to possess what isnât.) Now hear me out on this; this is for AFTER she finally admits she loves him & is now just living her life with him so happily as his precious & beloved wife while sheâs finally and openly is treating and loving him as her dearly loved husband after getting over the âexpectationsâ she thought she needed to uphold.
With Konig, how does he react/behave/or even think when he notices that other men are ogling his sweet & pretty wife? Does he go into a silent but terrifying rage? Does he get more âhandsyâ with her to publicly show sheâs completely OFF LIMITS? (Like he gentle but steadily keeps a hand at her waist while keeping her tucked at his side while slyly side-eyeing the offender(s) with a look of âdonât even think about it/Iâll kill you.â) Would it be worst or better for him when he realizes that his precious wife DOESNâT even notice the attention other men are putting on her because ALL she can see now is her beloved Konig because other men just CANâT compare to him? (She now has tunnel vision on him only because other men arenât even a blimp on her attention radar.) Example: like when they go to into town to shop for whatever reason or even to look at the catalogs for his wife to see about what next nice things she can ask him to buy for there home, only while sheâs so busy/distracted going through the catalogs that she doesnât notice another man is eyeing her & coming closer to her who wants to try to get her attention (stupid man either ignores or doesnât notice Konigâs beautiful ring on her finger). Only before the poor idiot can even get close to her, here comes Konig pulling the breaks on him intentions & scaring the crap out the idiot away from his wife; all the while sheâs busy in her own little situation of shopping.
Or how about with her? After finally admitting to herself & him that she heads-over-heels in love with him, how would she react if she ever noticed that another woman actually finds her husband attractive & actually tried to grab for his attention? Like would she see her as a threat trying to steal her lover from her? Because she cares more about having his love for her being stolen by a potential home-wrecker hoe then the lifestyle she has with him (she found her happily ever after and sheâs NOT gonna let another woman steal it from her). Would wifey actually get possessive over him? Would she jab passive-aggressive remarks to the shameless cunt trying to get her husbandâs attention? How would she react if she actually notices that her husband is completely oblivious to the attention another woman is giving him (like because since no other woman can hold his attention the womanâs flirting completely goes over his head & he just thinks this woman is being overly friendly with him)? *LE GASP!* đ± Would WIFEY for ONCE get handsy with HIM?! Like sheâs so ANGRY at the situation that this shameless bitch is trying to steal her husband right in front of her, that she doesnât even care that theyâre in public, and actually wraps her arms around his waist to possessively hug him and actually slyly keeps her hands on his ass while giving the hoe a serious look that states âYou see this Iâm holding? ALL of this is MINE! If you donât back off, I might actually have to kill you.â (Would Konig go blue screen from her getting handsy with him for once?) Because although heâs tall with an European background, has an accent & is a bit awkward that made him unpopular in most social situations; she finally realizes that there ARE actual others out there who DO get attracted to those traits that her husband has. (Guilty bitch right here đđ»ââïž; tall guys with accents who just happen to be great lovers are a weakness for me!đ€·đ»ââïž) How would Konig react when he finally realizes that his wife was acting as she did because she didnât like that another woman was trying to get his attention? Would he feel so honored & blessed that his wife will fight for him? Or would that just make him super horny that he wants to plow her as a thank you for loving him so much?
Basically would both go into a âI will kill youâ state of mind if someone drew unwanted attention on their spouse? Like below.
The reason why this is such an endearing imagine is that, to my knowledge, any kind of PDA was abhorred as scandalous during this era!
Even König has to keep his hands off if he wants to avoid shocked gasps and excited whispers, and truth be told, he doesnât give a shit about those. But what he does give a shit about is not disappointing his beloved... Grabbing her waist borders on treating her like some common whore, so as much as she loves it when he does that, as much as Königâs hands ITCH to get a little âgropeyâ in public, all they can do is act decent and docile, like a married couple just strolling through town đ
The same applies to her: even if theyâre married and in love, she canât just drape herself all over him even if she wants to :( Sheâs too proud with her reputation, appearances and such. She was taught to be a lady, and even if she rides him like a horse at night or lifts her skirts for him like sheâs just an animal to be bred, sheâs going to be in her most ladylike demeanour when theyâre in public! She puts her gloves on, her nose up, deals out distant looks and cultured, pretty speeches â unless sheâs looking at or talking to her husband, oh, um, well. Anyone can see this lady is neck deep in love and would do anything to get him to touch her... What a horrible flirt, using Godâs gift of marriage for such lustful activities! And her husband is even worse⊠Heâs probably corrupted this poor little thing, trying to act all snobby in the frontier; one can only imagine how these two are like when no one can see, probably like animals, yes!
But even our pompous little lady can get riled up if she sees someone flirting with her husband... And itâs so funny because other women are simply air to König, the only pair of lovely eyes he sees is hers. He wants her attention and love like a man dying of thirst even if he now has it and then some more. And she has it no better: his love and worship are like the daily bread for her now. Other men have looked like boys compared to König ever since she stood on that altar next to him... She lied to herself for so long that she wanted a cultured, civilised man. That manly traits would, of course, be more than welcome, but that she didnât want some rough creature to live with⊠And then fooled herself into thinking that thatâs not exactly who sheâs writing to when she entered correspondence with this man. When she stepped out of that train and saw this hulking beast of a man, speaking with a foreign accent and looking at her like a piece of meat and angel feathers, she still foolishly thought that she was not into men like him.
But now that she has made peace with herself, her mind is more at ease and she can enjoy him to the full. She waits for their nightly activities like itâs Judgment Day and she gets to ascend to heaven, she even bathes with him sometimes, too starved to feel how those strong arms wrap around her when she demurely enters the tub... But seeing that there are other women, most of them very unladylike, who look at her husband with the same eyes she looks at him in the bedroom â that will just not do!
Things go so far with one woman who must be a courtesan of some sort, that she actually flits across the street, looking like an angry little cupcake in that new dress König got her, and slaps her. With her gloves on, of course, she wouldnât want to dirty herself with the likes of this âladyâ!
König has been oblivious to this womanâs attempts to flirt and is only shocked to find that his little lady is so upset about something, she never slapped him even if he was being rude and needy and far from a gentleman, so whatever crime this woman has done to his wife must be horrible! She refuses to talk about it and just leaves this saloon lady laughing and rubbing her cheek as they hurry back home; nothing he does or says makes her confess why she hit her.
Sheâs all pouty for the rest of the evening, eyeing him like this is all his fault, all in all looks like a cat who has burned her paws on a hot stove and has then been thrown to an ice cold river :( Sheâs so adorable he canât keep his hands off, he wishes she would just tell him what stone has found its way in her tiny little shoe now, see if he could fix it... His pet name for her seems so very fitting now, sheâs like a princess whose subjects have betrayed her trust, his poor little queen is in a foul mood all evening and even more so when he starts to slowly take off her dress.
It seems sheâs just in need of a good fuck, and heâs become an expert in that with her; why not let him unlace her corset? Heâs not as clumsy as he was, hmm...?
She melts in his arms slowly like a small, adorable ice cube, and after she has had her fill of his cock, moaned and mewed and clenched around it until theyâre both just a sweaty heap of limbs on the bed, she finally sniffles and tells him what the problem is.
When he canât stifle his smile, and then the bubbling laughter in his chest, she gives him a very nasty look, a look that could kill.
His poor princess was just jealous⊠What else can he do but smile? Does this mean that she loves him?? :)
#mail order bride#gold rush au#König would be so awful when jealous tbh#he would just start a ruckus and embarrass her#cue her running back home to pout again#all of these scenarios end in König fucking it better lol#tw: long post#long post
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