#come bother me with your muses on my new dash

[creweemmaeec11]

Just a Sense

This is my secret santa snippet I wrote for @chaoticgoodthief. Their Prompt was:  "how about the joke villain going ballistic when someone hurts their designated hero?"

I really hope you like it!!!

"Alright, party's over," Hero's voice echoed through the empty halls of the museum.

Villain didn't bother turning around immediately, continuing to admire the painting they were looking at before casually turning to face their guest, "I'd have to disagree," They mused, hopping down from the ledge, "Now that you're here, the party can finally start,"

The Hero grinned, pulling their dagger out and twirling it between their fingers, "Alright, if you're looking for a dance partner-"

"Awe, come on!" The criminal interrupted, "We haven't even gotten to enjoy the museum yet!" they twirled with their arms out to gesture to everything around them, "We have the place to ourselves tonight! We can even go past the guard ropes, don't worry, I won't tell,"

The Hero raised an amused eyebrow, "You don't think I have better things to do?"

The Villain shot them a cheshire, all too knowing smile, "I think we both know you do, and we both know that's exactly why you're here in the first place,"

It was a distraction, for both of them. A game of cat and mouse that repeated like clockwork, comforting in its predictability. They were both safe here, in a weird way. They knew each other, knew the stakes, knew it wasn't actually a fight to the death, that no matter what, Villain would slip away at the end of the night, so they could do it all over again.

The Hero blushed, but rolled their eyes, failing to keep the slight smile off their face, "Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night,"

"Put that butter knife away; we both know you're not actually going to stab me with it,"

"Oh yeah? I do have an actual job to do here, you know?" The Hero countered, crossing their arms.

"Oh my god, are you two done flirting yet?" A new voice cut in mockingly,  as a figure came out from behind one of the museum's pillar supports.

"Supervillain?!" both parties cried in unison.

Hero instinctively reached for their communicator, but Supervillain flicked a hand. The device shot out of Hero's grasp, shattering against the far wall.

"Now, now," Supervillain drawled, their voice cool and condescending, almost like disciplining a misbehaving child, "Calling for backup would ruin the whole point of me going through the effort of getting you alone, wouldn't it?"

"Supervillain, what are you doing here?" Villain asked, a cautious edge creeping into their usually carefree tone.

Supervillain glanced over to them, surprise flashing in their eyes, like they were shocked the Villain had even dared to speak to them.

"Leave." They commanded, "This doesn't concern you anymore," turning back toward the Hero, who was slowly backing away.

Villain saw the Hero glance at them, the fear, the silent plea for help in their eyes. They clenched their fists at their sides.

"Back off, I was here first,"

The Supervillain spun around at that, eyebrows fully raised, shock morphing into an almost... impressed expression.

"Oh, you're cute," they replied, lips curling into a smirk. "I don't believe we've met face to face, have we? Small fries don't usually cause much of a blip on my radar I'm afraid. But don't worry, tonight I'm actually doing you a favour,"

"A favour?" The Villain replied skeptically, narrowing their eyes.

"Well, I'm about to take this little nuisance behind us out of the way for you-"

Suddenly, the Hero behind them made a dash for it, but it was no use, as they were immediately flung backwards, crashing through a wall and an expensive painting along with it.

"Seriously, Hero? Running? You should know better by now."

"Get away from them!" Villain shot back, running toward the Hero who was struggling in the rubble.

"All right, your entertainment value has expired. I needed them without their backup, which they never need with you. You've served your purpose, now get out of my way," the Supervillain gestured at the Villain, as if to send them flying, but to their surprise, nothing happened, "what-"

Suddenly the Supervillain's world seemed to be spinning, running laps around their skull as they could no longer tell up from down. It was like vertigo from all directions at once. It was only then the horrifying realization hit them that their vision was fading.

"What the hell are you-!"

"Sensory manipulation," Villain said calmly, striding toward them, watching as the Supervillain came crashing down to the floor. "A little something I haven't had to use in a long time."

"You insolent little-!"

"Sense of sight, balance, motion... kind of hard to function when they suddenly get thrown into a blender huh? Proprioception really is a wonderful thing."

Supervillain was very quickly beginning to feel sick.

"Certain senses are more fun than others..." the Villain mused, crouching down next to them, "Nociception... the sense of pain... for example"

A gut-wrenching, blood-curdling, animalistic scream suddenly erupted from the Supervillain on the floor.

The pain only lasted for a second, but that was one second too long.

They were flailing, trying desperately to get away, to get a sense of anything. They couldn't tell where they were. Were they on the ground? Were they stuck to the ceiling? Were they floating in water? Even worse, they felt like they were losing a sense of not only where they were, but what and even who they were.

Supervillain didn't even realize they were shaking. They could feel panic flooding their system.

"Interoception is probably my favourite, though," Villain mused, their voice almost playful. "The sense of internal body states. Hunger, thirst.... panic... fear...." The Villain mused, tilting their head in thought, "How high do you think your heart rate can get before it gives out? Shall we find out?"

The Supervillain tried to speak, they really did, but it felt like the couldn't get enough oxygen into their lungs. They couldn't- hyperventilating- their body was-

It was like their body couldn't tell how fast their heart was already beating, yet it felt in desperate need to beat faster.

Then, like a sudden plunge into icy water, everything in their body seemed to balance. Their head was spinning, but they could see their vision beginning to come back. They could make out a blurry figure standing above them that was starting to move away.

"If I ever see you anywhere close to my hero again, I'll get the answer to my question," they warned as they went back over to the Hero in question.

There was a flash behind them, and the Supervillain vanished as they crouched down, "Are you okay?"

"What-.... what the hell was-..."

"Where does it hurt?" the Villain asked instead.

"Everywhere?" The hero huffed, dropping their head to the marble floor below.

The Villain closed their eyes for a moment, and suddenly, the hero could feel the pain melting away.

"Better?"

"How the hell did you-"

"Let's just say I always go easy on my favourite hero," they stood up, extending a hand down to the Hero, "Come on, I'll stop the heist if I get to take you out to dinner, on me,"

"Only if it comes with a side of explanations." The Hero rebuked.

"Deal,"

With that, the Villain helped the hero to their feet. They may have had a lot of explaining to do. But they also had a steak to order, and they had their priorities in order.

[lunaetis]

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2025 !!

there were so many things that happened this year. so many changes throughout the entire year that were both good and bad. 2024 was honestly quite a rough year for me, physically and mentally. but for everyone who had stuck around with me throughout it all, thank you so much for being a part of my 2024 going onto 2025. i cannot tell you enough how much coming online and to this blog wouldn't be as wonderful an experience without all of you. my friends, my mutuals, and everyone i had met and had the pleasure to talk to and write with, or even those who i never get a chance to interact with yet, i genuinely am grateful for your presence.

whether we have followed each other for years, or have just become mutual recently, bless you for deeming me deserving of a space on your dash by clicking that follow button and thank you so much for making mine an absolutely amazing one. i'm very sorry if i had done something to upset any of you during the past year. i'll do my best to be better. i want to reach out more. i want to talk to more people, interact with more people, write with as many of you as i possibly could. i really appreciate all your patience and understanding despite my sporadic activity.

a special thank you for those who let me bother your muses with the space raccoon, and to those who let me throw yinyue at them despite knowing nothing about wuwa. with rin being the newest addition to my fixation, i do hope i'd get a chance to explore her and more dynamics with our muses in the upcoming year !

with that said, i wish you all a great year ahead ! please stay safe, stay healthy, be happy, and remain the most beautiful and amazing individuals that you all are ! thank you for sticking with this awkward pupper who endlessly yap about her muses and biting. goodbye to 2024 and here's to a better year for all of us in 2025 ! pupper loves you all dearly ! HAPPY NEW YEAR !! 2025 HERE WE COME !!

[chickenkurage]

"Claustrophobia" (King of Minecraft AU)

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Summary: Perhaps DJ annoyed the CG too much, he should have seen this coming (Getting shoved inside an obsidian box). But having a panic attack? Oh no no, he never saw that a mile away!

Tag: Hurt/Comfort, Traumatic Experiences, and Fluff

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"Work? Ugh, Purp, not work again," DJ whined, kicking his legs in protest as Purple rolled his eyes. He picked up the pillow DJ had thrown on the floor and playfully socked DJ in the face with it, a smirk playing on his lips.

DJ spluttered, pushing the pillow away, as Purple chuckled, grabbing his scarf and wrapping it around his neck. "Why can't you just hang out with little old me?" DJ continued to whine, getting up and trailing after Purple.

In the kitchen aisle, Purple gathered his things, raising an eyebrow at DJ, who followed him like a lost puppy. "Purp, I'm bored," DJ complained, grabbing Purple's shoulders and giving him a gentle shake.

"DJ, I need to get to work. You can go to the PC if you want. Go bother… Second or something," Purple replied, rolling his eyes as DJ's face lit up with a new idea.

"Fuck yeah," DJ exclaimed, thrilled at the suggestion. Purple chuckled as DJ grabbed his phone from the couch and dashed towards the trap door. "Don't do anything reckless," Purple reminded him, trailing after DJ, who was now crouched by the trap door.

Looking up at Purple with a grin, DJ quipped, "Hey now, reckless is my middle name," winking mischievously as he opened the trap door and began descending, only to pause midway.

"I think we should place a carpet over the trap door. Having it open is probably a bad idea," DJ hummed, and Purple nodded in agreement.

"You're right. Maybe while we're at it, I'll buy a small carpet," Purple mused, placing a hand under his chin in thought. "Good idea! Especially if you ever bring visitors here," DJ shrugged, prompting Purple to scoff.

"Like I would ever do that? I don't even have friends outside the gang, DJ," Purple remarked, raising a brow. DJ pouted, "That's just sad, Purp. Get yourself some friends; your old man is worried," DJ teased, winking playfully as Purple rolled his eyes.

"I've got you and the gang. What more can I ask for?" Purple shrugged, a small happy grin appearing on his lips as DJ smiled softly. "That's cute and all, but still, get some friends," DJ pouted as he slowly climbed down the ladder. Purple peered into the hole and waved a hand.

"Sure, whatever, I'll try," Purple said, grinning as DJ laughed. "You better," DJ replied as he waved a free hand before stepping down the ladder.

"Anyways, be careful, and see you later," Purple said, cupping a hand to his mouth as DJ gave him a thumbs up. "You too, Purp," DJ shot finger guns at Purple.

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"DJ, I'm kind of busy," Yellow said, trying his best not to grumble as DJ walked around his room, touching everything he saw. Yellow clicked his tongue upon hearing loud crashing and DJ cursing loudly.

"Uh, Yel? Just so you know, I didn't do that on purpose," DJ said, wincing as Yellow groaned.

Standing from his desk and surveying the mess, Yellow placed a hand on his face and groaned loudly. "DJ, stop touching my stuff, will you?" Yellow groaned, as DJ grinned, looking extremely proud.

"Hey, I'm here to hang out with my favorite friend," DJ winked, as Yellow rolled his eyes in response.

"Sure, everyone is your favorite, DJ," Yellow quipped, as DJ pouted. "That's not true, I swear you're my favorite," DJ whined, but Yellow shook his head, picking up the fallen redstone and pistons on the floor and carefully storing them inside an empty chest.

"DJ, as far as I know, you favor Purple more than anyone here," Yellow remarked, raising a brow as DJ grinned, acknowledging the truth.

"Okay, fineeee, but still, I like you. How about my second favorite? Get it? Second?" DJ giggled as Yellow groaned once more.

"Fine, second favorite, but that doesn't mean you can bother me anytime. I'm quite busy, you know," Yellow mumbled, scratching the back of his neck.

DJ pouted, "But I'm bored!" DJ whined as Yellow pinched the bridge of his nose. "Then go bother someone else!" Yellow snapped, and DJ's pout deepened. For a moment, they stared at each other until Yellow faltered. Though DJ didn't appear surprised by Yellow's outburst; it was as if he knew Yellow would snap at him.

"Shit—I didn't mean…" Yellow started to say as DJ laughed, patting his shoulder. "Alright, you said it. I'll find someone else to bother," DJ teased as Yellow groaned, his tension easing as DJ grinned at him.

"Oh, cursors," Yellow mumbled as he watched DJ walk out of his room, skipping slightly.

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"DJ… What exactly are you doing?" Blue asked slowly as DJ smiled sweetly at him. "Nothing," DJ replied, although he held a chest in his arms as Blue crossed his arms suspiciously.

"Are you stealing my stuff again?" Blue inquired, giving DJ a skeptical look, but the orange stick figure only grinned. "N-No?" DJ stammered, a bead of sweat forming on the back of his neck as he slowly inched away.

Blue walked up to him and snatched the chest from his arms. "I need these, DJ. I'm trying to make a new type of cake here," Blue stated, casting a slight glare at DJ, who pouted.

"But I want to try baking as well," DJ protested, waving his arms around as Blue raised a brow at him.

"DJ, the last time you baked something for Purple, you and Green used salt. I think that's enough explanation that you can't bake," Blue said, tilting his head and giving DJ a pointed look.

DJ flushed, waving a dismissive hand. "Let's not remember that part. It was Green's fault, not mine. You guys don't label your jars," DJ rolled his eyes as Blue huffed.

"I don't know, DJ. It's kind of easy to distinguish between salt and sugar," Blue remarked, humming slightly as he rubbed his chin.

"Nu uh!" DJ pouted, crossing his arms like a petulant child. Blue gave him an odd look. "What do you mean, 'Nu uh'?" Blue asked, giving DJ a small glare, to which DJ responded with a mischievous grin.

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"Hi, Green and Red," DJ beamed at the two sticks who were sitting on the sofa, engrossed in something on the TV, not responding to him until DJ blocked their view and grinned down at them, causing both to groan.

"DJ, I'm kind of watching here," Red pouted, trying to peer behind DJ, who let out a surprised noise. "Oops, sorry," DJ apologized, rubbing the back of his neck before settling between them.

"So, what are you guys watching?" DJ asked, turning to Green, who remained focused on the screen, ignoring him. DJ pouted and then turned to Red, who had picked up Reuben, the pet, and placed him on his lap.

"Guys, I'm bored," DJ whined, and Red turned to him with a small smile. "Well, you can always go play Minecraft. It's our lazy day today; we're not planning on doing anything but relaxing," Red suggested as DJ grumbled.

DJ gave Red a quizzical look, "Isn't every day your lazy day?" DJ asked, prompting Green to turn to him, looking offended. "Hey!" Green replied, crossing his arms as DJ raised his hands in defense.

"Woah, woah, I'm just asking. Red here said you guys aren't planning on doing anything, calling it a lazy day," DJ pointed a thumb at Red, who simply shrugged in response.

"You guys never do anything, at all," DJ shrugged, giving Green a mischievous smile as the other's eye twitched. "That is not true," Green huffed, to which DJ grinned. "Yes, it is. You guys are lazyyy," DJ teased, poking Green's cheek.

Green groaned, turning to Red, who could only giggle in response. "Red, help me out here. We have to fight for our cause. We are not lazy. I know I am not," Green puffed his cheeks out as DJ chuckled.

"Sure, tell yourself that," DJ teased, as Red continued to giggle while Green let out an annoyed growl. "You are not helping, Red," Green whined, but Red just shrugged.

"I think what I'm saying is the truth," DJ winked, as Green let out another tired groan. "DJ, I think you're just messing with us now," Green mumbled, to which DJ giggled.

"What gave it away?" DJ grinned mischievously as Green moaned in annoyance.

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Yellow blinked tiredly upon hearing banging on his door. With a groan, he pushed himself up from his desk and staggered towards the door, opening it slightly. He blinked owlishly when he saw Red, Green, and Blue standing there, their hair disheveled. Green's hair looked like he had skidded through mud, Red appeared to have a burnt piece of hair, and Blue had icing on his face.

"Uh… what happened?" Yellow asked, looking at each of them as they collectively groaned. "DJ happened," Red said, frowning, prompting Yellow to raise a brow.

"DJ is like an embodiment of a child with ADHD. Even after all of this, he's still BORED!" Green whined, wiping mud from his cheek as Blue patted his shoulder, icing dripping down one of his eyes, causing Yellow to wince.

"Okay. What do you guys want me to do—" Yellow began, interrupted by Blue exclaiming, "Please, throw him in a box or something, away from us!" Beside him, Red slumped, "I don't think I can handle his energy, Yel," he pouted, running a hand through his hair and wincing at the burnt ends.

Yellow's eyes swept over all of them, and he sighed, turning towards his staff in the corner of the room. "I'll see what I can do," Yellow groaned, running a hand down his face.

It didn’t take Yellow too long to tidy himself up and exit his room, walking past the PC to find DJ smirking on the sofa, gazing at him. "Hi, Yel," DJ grinned, and Yellow chuckled slightly.

"I heard from a little bird that you've been causing trouble for the others," Yellow remarked, settling beside DJ, who simply shrugged. "They just couldn't keep up with me, I guess," DJ said, his grin smug as Yellow chuckled.

"Well, they want me to intervene," Yellow stated, pulling out his staff and studying it before turning to face DJ, who leaned back, still wearing a smug expression.

"And what might that involve?" DJ inquired, "I doubt it could do much harm; you are technically holding the two Minecraft blocks," Yellow commented casually, unaware of how DJ's expression faltered, a hint of a wince visible on his face before he swiftly masked it with a small smile.

"That's right, I am the king of minecraft, get it? Because I'm in King's body?" DJ grins as Yellow huffs. "I assume you'll fight back?" Yellow raised a brow, DJ only chuckled slightly, shaking his head. "Nah, I had my fun with them. Seriously, I expected more from them. Considering I'm like the oldest here, they should have been faster," DJ said, rolling his eyes.

Yellow let out a small laugh. "Alright, hands up, criminal. Let's get this done with so they can stop knocking on my door," Yellow said as he stood up. DJ raised his hands, slowly levitating DJ, who let out a giggle, wiggling his foot in the air as Yellow created a small obsidian box.

"Seriously? Yel, I love you, man. Can't you build something cooler?" DJ pouted as Yellow rolled his eyes, turning towards the box and making it much smaller, causing DJ to let out a whine as he was dropped inside.

"Hey, come on now! I was just kidding!" DJ yelled, watching as an obsidian block was placed over his head, forcing him to curl over, his knees hitting the roof in an uncomfortable way.

For a moment, DJ let out a small breath, placing a hand on the wall, debating whether he should break free.

"Can you stay there at least for a few minutes so the others would be somewhat satisfied?" Yellow shouted, his voice slightly muffled as DJ strained to hear it.

"Uh, okay, fine! Gotcha! Whatever floats your boat, guys! I'm going to play along because I like you all," DJ shouted back, hearing Yellow chuckle, which made DJ smile to himself. "Okay, I'm heading back now!" Yellow said, causing DJ's eyes to widen.

"Eh!? I thought you were going to stay with me!" DJ shouted, an instinct to stand up winning over him, resulting in him knocking his head painfully against the roof. He heard Yellow groan outside, "No can do, I need to catch up on my sleep," Yellow moaned as DJ huffed, exhaling through his nose.

"DJ? You still there? Don't tell me you fell asleep on me," Yellow called out as DJ shook himself out of his stupor. "Uh, yeah, go ahead. I can probably take a nap here for a minute or two," DJ said, trying to get comfortable, tucking his hands on his chest and attempting to lower himself down, his legs hitting the top of the box.

"Okay, I'll come back and free you, don't worry," Yellow assured as DJ only hummed, straining his ears to hear Yellow's footsteps fade away, leaving DJ stuck inside the box.

For a moment, DJ let out another breath, staring into the darkness. "Uhm," DJ mumbled, trying to push himself up again, only to find his right leg stuck under his left, leaving him in an uncomfortable position.

"Fuck," DJ groaned, trying to push himself up again before letting out a defeated sigh. He decided to prop his head up with his hand to at least avoid scraping his skin on the rough obsidian.

"Out of all blocks, why obsidian," DJ grumbled, attempting to shift again, only to fail once more. He cursed silently before accidentally hitting his head on the wall.

Trying to move his legs again, he groaned as he felt the discomfort before giving up on trying to shift position.

"Maybe this is a bad idea," DJ mumbled to himself as he attempted to push himself up once more. "Yel? I think I should come out now; you made the box a bit too small for my liking," DJ called out, pounding on the wall lightly.

"Red? Blue?" DJ called again, hoping that at least one member of the color gang was nearby, idling around. "Ugh, I swear, I'm breaking out," DJ declared, placing a palm on the wall, debating whether he should break through it and get it over with.

After all, he could just call for Yellow and ask him to make a new box or something.

DJ frowned, looking around the small box, coughing slightly as he felt his breath becoming short. Did he need oxygen? Because technically, he was in such a small space.

DJ gulped, his skin feeling cold as he tried to get comfortable again, tucking his cold hands on his chest before shoving them inside his jacket pockets.

"Guys?" DJ called out again, straining his ears, hoping someone was outside. He knew Second spent almost all his time drawing. Surely, he would notice a random obsidian box floating in the middle of the PC, right?

DJ let out a pant, his breath turning short as he placed a hand on the wall again, attempting to push himself up. Yeah, he definitely needs to get out; he needs to.

He absolutely needs oxygen, no doubt about it. What else could be causing him to be out of breath aside from that?

DJ then willed the box to disappear, clenching his shaking hands into fists as he imagined the box vanishing into thin air, only to open his eyes and find himself still trapped inside it.

"Uhm—okay, okay, don't panic," DJ mumbled to himself, this time attempting to imagine teleporting into Yellow's room.

DJ's eyes opened.

His powers weren't working.

"What the heck, no, no, no," DJ muttered, pounding the wall in panic as his breath came in pants, his chest aching—a familiar ache from that blade hitting his chest.

DJ gritted his teeth and shut his eyes; this was not the time to remember that moment.

"Stop, stop, stop, stop thinking about it," DJ mumbled, placing a hand on his chest, feeling the ridge of his wound. In his mind, he could imagine the black spots that had spread over his neck and down to his stomach and sides—the effects of forcing the Minecraft block into his chest.

Oh god, the squelching of his blood and flesh.

"Stop, stop, stop, DJ, stop thinking about it," he thought manically, trying to forget the blood in his hands as he felt himself gag at the memory. "I've got to get out. I'm going to vomit, holy hell," DJ mumbled to himself as his breath continued to pant, tears unknowingly falling down his cheeks.

"Guys! I have to get out, someone!" DJ shouted, trying to push himself up while placing a hand over his mouth, the threat of vomiting all over himself filling him with disgust and fear. His mind kept returning to the image of his mutilated chest, White Eyes staring down at him and commanding him to take the block.

Stop.

Stop.

STOP!

DJ cried, gagging again as he tried to turn his head away. Oh god, he didn't want to vomit all over himself.

DJ didn't know what was more embarrassing, a full-grown man having a panic attack over being shoved inside a box or the fact that he was crying like a child.

His vision dimmed for a moment as he did his best to inhale oxygen, only to fall short as he choked on his spit. He wanted to scream for someone outside to let him out, but he couldn't.

Syllables weren't even forming as he struggled to choke out words.

Suddenly, he heard someone outside, causing him to momentarily quiet his breathing. "What the heck is this box?" DJ's eyes opened wide as he recognized the voice.

It was Purple!

For a moment, DJ let out a choked cry as he tried to hit his fist against the wall.

"I have no idea," he hears Second say, followed by Purple's laughter.

Purple turned towards Second and chuckled, "Sec, a random box inside your home doesn't bother you a bit?" The purple stick tilted his head as Second rolled his eyes.

"It's not a random box; it's probably Red's or Yellow's. I wouldn't be surprised if it came from them, honestly," Second shrugged as Purple stifled a laugh.

"Yeah, alright. Anyways, have you seen DJ? I know he's been here since earlier; I told him to come here," Purple asked. Second frowned, tapping his finger on his chin as he hummed.

"Ah, I'm actually not sure. I did see him earlier, but now he's gone. Maybe he's somewhere inside Minecraft?" Second shrugged as Purple sighed, rolling his eyes as if he wasn't surprised by Second's response.

"Of course, I wouldn't be surprised if he's actually busy there taking pictures," Purple said, a small smile playing on his face as Second giggled, just before they heard weak taps on the box.

Both of them fell silent as they turned towards the box, then exchanged a glance. "Do you—" Purple started. "Yeah, I heard it too," Second said, cutting him off as Purple's brows furrowed. "Do they have a mob inside the box or something?" Purple asked, just before they turned towards the box again upon hearing loud pounding. Second shrugged, "Probably. Should we set it free? I feel bad," he frowned, prompting Purple to sigh. Purple brought out a dirt block and started making his way up the box, with Second following after him. "You really should talk to the others about experimenting with stuff," Purple sighed as Second brought out his diamond pickaxe and began breaking the top block. "Well yeah, but what mob would even fit in a two by two box?" Second mumbled. "Probably a pig or a chicken," Purple shrugged, sitting down on the box as he watched Second mine the obsidian. As the block broke, Second's eyes widened. "DJ?!" Second exclaimed, staring down at DJ's pale face, his eyes half-lidded and his chest heaving. His body trembling like crazy. Beside him, Purple stood up quickly, his face serious as he peered over the hole.

"H-Hey," DJ stuttered, his breaths coming in pants as Purple swiftly tugged him out with the help of Second, causing DJ to collapse on them bonelessly. "Oh, thank you, thank you," DJ sniffled, swallowing nervously as he hugged Purple tightly, his body shaking.

Purple turned towards Second, who looked worried and confused. "DJ, what are you doing inside the box?" Second asked, but DJ only shook his head silently, sniffing as Purple placed a reassuring hand on his back.

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Perhaps he had overreacted, but somehow being in such a tight space had caused him to lose all the logical thinking he initially had. Now that he found himself back in his room, his face red with shame and embarrassment, he could hear Purple talking angrily to Green on the phone.

"Oh, this is all my fault," DJ groaned, burying his face in his pillow before standing up and slowly walking out of his room. He saw Purple seething on the couch, typing something on his phone.

"Hey—uhm, Purp," DJ said slowly, gulping nervously.

Purple was definitely angry at him too, considering it was DJ who had started all this mess, and somehow it had backfired on him.

Purple turned to him, his face softening. "DJ, are you feeling alright now?" Purple asked, patting the space beside him. DJ carefully sat down beside Purple, his face still red with embarrassment.

"Uh, about earlier—er, I technically consented to being thrown inside the box… It's my fault! Not theirs," DJ raised both his hands, bracing himself for Purple to scold him for his actions (as always, being an idiot was practically his middle name, and he took pride in that).

Purple's expression softened. "I heard. Yellow told me. Trust me, it's not your fault for having a panic attack," Purple said as DJ averted his gaze, rubbing the back of his neck in embarrassment.

He felt Purple place a reassuring hand on his shoulder. "Relax, I don't think you should be embarrassed for having one," Purple said, his tone serious.

"Ah, yeah… right," DJ mumbled lamely, lowering his gaze, his face still burning with shame. "You never told me you were claustrophobic," Purple remarked after a few moments.

"Uh, I didn't know either…" DJ turned to look up at Purple, who appeared surprised by his revelation.

"Huh, well, I guess now you know? Are you sure you're feeling alright? You were vomiting quite a lot earlier," Purple frowned, showing concern as DJ nodded weakly, waving a hand dismissively.

"I'm doing great. Stop worrying so much. I just thought… I, uhm, would lose oxygen… and yeah, panicked there," DJ said, fabricating an excuse, avoiding eye contact with Purple, hoping he would drop the subject.

Purple observed him closely, noting his nervous avoidance of eye contact. "DJ, I know it's much deeper than that. If you don't want to talk about it now, it's fine. But know that I'm here, just like you were for me," Purple smiled as DJ met his gaze.

"You've been my pillar. Maybe it's time I'll be yours too," Purple said, leaving DJ gaping at him.

"Oh, wow, talk about character development," DJ mumbled to himself as Purple huffed, "But! Thank you, Purple. You're right… I just need to think about it for a moment before I can talk to you about it…" DJ unconsciously placed a hand on his chest, his fingers curling around his sweater, trembling slightly.

Unaware of how Purple's expression darkened as he grasped the root of DJ's panic.

"But I promise I'll talk to you about it, just… not now," DJ smiled faintly, facing Purple, who offered a small reassuring smile.

"No need to rush or pressure yourself, DJ," Purple remarked, as DJ chuckled.

"You're the best, Purp," DJ said, prompting a chuckle from Purple.

[savingthrcw]

okay, guys, fair warning: I had some life altering bad news today, my ptsd went to hell, so basically:

-I will write when I can because it makes me feel better, I am looking forward to it in fact! -I may have some trouble with the whole 'I'll come plot with new mutuals!' thing I was so excited about, my mood drops down every five minutes and then goes back up slowly -I may need to physically rest a bit more and try to eat later. -you are all VERY WELCOMED to ask me for things or hell, even tell me fangirly stuff about my muses, I may not have the energy to respond right away but it makes me happy, it's not a bother!

I know you don't want me to 'apologize' for not being here as much as I want but I still want to say sorry for putting something so negative on your dash, it's just that I want you to know I'm not ignoring you and I'm usually someone who jumps at the chance of roleplaying, so bear with me until I'm a little more steady on my feet!

[gothamsaved]

` ＊ PERMANENT INTERACTION CALL.

To keep this as short as I can — as someone with bad anxiety but a stronger want to start poking Mutuals more, I figured putting something like this out there helps a ton to know who is alright with me being a friendly pest. It’s meant to reassure me people are alright with me kicking their doors in with my muses.

` ＊ INTERACTING WITH THIS POST LETS ME KNOW YOU’RE OKAY WITH THE FOLLOWING …

↳ You’re alright with me sending you *Askmemes as soon as I see they’ve been reblogged along with sending the occasional *Unprompted Ask or *Surprise Short Starter. Sometimes they’ll just be Bruce commenting on ongoing threads — think dash-commentary style. Others are just *IC / OOC Questions. Basically this just gives me permission to be a menace to your inbox without feeling guilty.

↳ You’re alright with me replying to any *Open Starters I spot, even if we already have one or more threads ongoing. Just a heads up I will aim to keep these short since they’re usually spontaneous threads done for fun. If they happen to get longer? I’m here for it!

↳ You’re alright with me tagging you in *Dashgames when I do come across them. Along with tag you in *Musings, Aesthetics &&. *Muse Song Posts if they remind me of your muse &&. our interactions.

↳ Piggy backing off the last point, there are no promises made, but if it’s alright that I make the occasional *Edit through *Gifsets of your muse or our muses dynamic, *Aesthetic Edit Posts or *Web Weavings. Even the occasional *Drawing / Doodle. Chances are, if I’m inspired or invested enough &&. have the time to spare, I do enjoy doing these for close Mutuals!

↳ You’re alright with me making *Headcanon Posts as our muses dynamics develop through ongoing interactions. This is a recent thing I’m trying to start doing more of, where I make headcanon *Directories for muses on my end to better keep track &&. document HC’s. I heavily value developing bonds between me &&. my writing partners muses so if it is alright with Mutuals that their muse is *mentioned in posts like this?

Please let me know in a comment or DMs! Usually I will ask permission to write these out beforehand.

↳ You’re alright with me giving you my *Discord so we can talk more OOC to chat or to discuss ideas &&. our current threads / plot possible future ones. I struggle with this, but I would really love to discuss headcanons more when they crop up, along with just getting more used to screeching to partners about how much I loved recent replies. Just a warning is I am a little shy &&. my social battery can vary between extra outgoing to having no energy to respond back, so as long as that’s alright! I am making grabby hands!

＊ Please note that interacting with this post also gives you permission to do any of these things right back. If you want me to do only some of these things but not others, please, feel free to comment in the notes or let me know in private.

↳ Lastly, if you have yet to fill out my *Interest Tracker — I highly urge you to so I know how best to approach you in the future along with what dynamics you’re interested in pursuing! It’s not mandatory but it helps so so much.

The purpose of this post is simply meant to reassure that there is a shared interest in interacting more in the future, mainly for my own anxiety since I do struggle a lot with pushing myself to poke new folks without feeling like I’m being a bit of a bother. It’s usually why I rely heavily on starter calls &&. inbox calls so I have that known permission to toss my muses people’s way.

[inseparableduo]

It’s late enough. I feel safe enough to rant about an extreme pet peeve of mine in peace. Sorry if it’s not well worded and doesn’t make sense. I’m grabbing my soap box and spewing from the top

I really, really, really hate people who just do things to follow along. Like it’s one thing to get on board something (video game, movie, tv show, make whole new characters) bc you see others talking about it and it genuinely interests you so you get into it and enjoy it. That’s perfectly fine!!! You find so many amazing things that way

No what bothers me is you don’t genuinely enjoy it, you can’t really get into it, only understand surface level stuff because you barely enjoy it and it’s hard to follow along as is. You are basically doing things “just so you won’t be left behind” and then you wonder why you are so sad ITS BECAUSE YOU ARENT DOING THINGS YOU ENJOY YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO FIT IN AND THEN GET UPSET YOU DONT LIKE THE SPACE WHEN YOU DONT HAVE TO!!! LEAVE AND FIND YOUR OWN SPACE

I used to see so many ppl make ocs on a whim to follow some trend on the dash only to then drop it like a hot potato the second a new trend comes a long. I’ve distanced myself from this side of tumblr for a few reasons but the biggest is I don’t want my muses treated like a trend. They are not a trend to me. I didn’t create them to cater to someone else’s niche. I created them for myself and I have fun showing them off yes but like,,,,, I’ve put so much time into them this is not a fleeting interest to me.

Like,,,,, you really need to make things for yourself. Do things that you fucking like to do instead of trying to like things other people like. Yes you may feel lonely sometimes but I promise you if you just wait and talk about the things that you actually like and enjoy you will have waaaaaay more fun doing those things because you actually like them and not just joining a bandwagon

[southern-belle-outcasts]

SHIPPING INFO:// Answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog

REPOST. DON'T REBLOG

(Including Remy in this for the sake of simplicity)

What’s your OTP for your Muse(s)?

I don't have many because I'm a multishipper. For like, fandom, non-rp content, you have R.omy and A.nidala. That's it. A better question is notp and that's r.ogueneto, I will not be writing it, I filter it to keep it off my dash. But there's all kinds of options for shipping with my muses because I don't have a 'i will only write this one ship' for any one character.

What are you willing to RP when it comes to shipping?

A lot. It really just depends on how comfy I am with the mun and how much we've developed our muses' relationship. Sometimes the muns I've known for a while can just chuck new ideas at me and we just go head first without development but that's a case by case kind of deal. Brakes start pumping for pregnancy stuff mainly because I don't do fetish content for free, that's a paid service you will not find here- long time partners only. Cheating is a nope, just have no desire to write it. I don't mind other toxic situations, or messy open situationships, but flat out cheating just rubs me wrong. And nothing involving a.b.o. Just, no thank you.

How large does the age gap have to be to make it uncomfortable?

I ship r.ogan, so clearly age gaps don't bother me lmao. It's more power dynamics, and it's all fake anyways, just depends on the situation. Most of the muses aren't going for anyone much younger than them anyways, it's more older where they might raise eyebrows.

Are you selective when shipping?

A little bit yes, a little bit no? So I do like my ships of all types, not just romantic, but the ones that tend to the more steamy I am most comfy with established with for a variety of reasons. That's not to say sometimes I can't plot for more specific ship types early on with the right person, it just very much depends. Like, Sara/Warren with @wingedwarren was literally started off by a smut meme out the gate. I have never claimed there aren't exceptions they are just Rare AF and Highly Conditional.

How far do steamy moments have to go before they’re considered NSFW?

I tag consertatively. Meaning if someone's boss or mom were to peep over their shoulder and might be scandalized, I've probably already tagged it as 'nsfw ish' unless we're talking Prude of the Year levels. Usually once things underneath clothes are being given attention, whether or not said clothes have hit the floor. I don't use the rating toggle because it can shadowban your blog and/or make it impossible to cut the thread. But I do tag.

Who are other muses you ship your muse with?

Oh dear. There's so many. If I missed someone I swear it wasn't on purpose. These are all the ships be it familial, friend, hate, romantic, we don't fucking know yet cuz we're still writing it out, you name it. There is no rhyme or reason to the order so do not read into any of that.

Rogue- @meretrixious, @ifyoucatchacriminal, @suffcring, @iomadachd, @revenantinflames, @thefastestaround, @bothsidesofaquestion, @fatummortem

Gabriel- @nacreousxhearts

Sara- @wingedwarren, @meretrixious, @shizumaikushima

Cisco- @brooklynislandgirl, @meretrixious, @morgansmornings

Farrar- @nacreousxhearts, @iomadachd

Nilza- @iomadachd, @suffcring, @meretrixious, @kylo-wrecked, @bothsidesofaquestion, @brooklynislandgirl, @astral-athame, @halliwellauto

Harry- @reallifejedi, @brooklynislandgirl

Kaylee- @nacreousxhearts, @meretrixous, @arthurthefaceless

Padmé- @mynameisanakin, @brooklynislandgirl

Remy- @brooklynislandgirl, @ifyoucatchacriminal, @nacreousxhearts, @abrushwithdeath, @fatummortem, @bothsidesofaquestion, @down-home-charm, @suffcring

Does one have to ask to ship with you?

At least with a small check-in. A fast way to get blocked is start reblogging my fc posts 'xyz's girlfriend' before we've ever started a thread (yes that's happened in the past).

How often do you like to ship?

Shrug, -waves vaguely at the replies that occasionally grace the dash-

Are you multiship?

I am the captain of an armada, and the ships do not ever cross paths unless there's a lot of chit chat between all muns. Which apart from Armin and some other xpeople has been...never. Namely because once I do a three mun polycule ship, someone blows it up. I've learned it's best not to lmao.

Are you ship obsessed or ship more-or-less?

More-or-less. I’m here for juicy writing of all types. {<-stolen}

What is your favorite ship in your current fandom?

Uh...most of my ships are crossover or oc. Current implies I would ever leave X-Men, which...no. Obvs r.omy. I don't much engage with the a.rrowverse fandom anymore. D.resden files would probably be Susan/Harry. That's about it for canon stuff. If this question meant rp stuff, I don't feel like listing favorites there.

Finally, how does one ship with you?

Send memes, signal flares, a chancla. Some amount of ooc chitchat is usually helpful (by that i mean about the muses, if there's one thing I don't like doing it's delving into the question "how are you" from someone i barely know cuz it's usually uh...well...it's my life)

tagged by: Taken from @kylo-wrecked and there was probably many others at the time but it's been a minute

tagging: be gay, do crime

[a-gilded-imprisonment]

((any tips for starting an rp blog?))

(Mod Minie's rp tips and tricks!

I have quite a few tips, but of course, they don't work the same for everyone. Feel free to use only what you think is necessary!

~ First of all, most definitely do make guidelines. Make the rules clear for people who will be doing rp with you, and respect their boundaries in return. It's most definitely okay to tell others you will not be discussing nsfw topics even if you are not a minor. I've just found that having rules is a nice way to set your boundaries and to avoid incidents easily. I have a rulelist in my intro post, and if you'd like to borrow it or interpret it into your own words or adapt it to fit your needs, then by all means!

~ If your rp blog is a sideblog, send your asks on anon, naturally. But no matter what kind of asks you send, it can be useful to tag your url as a signoff so that when the other person answers your ask, you get a notif from the tag.

~ One of the most "obvious" tips is to have different symbols or font styles for different parts of your rp. Every system is different, and none are expected to be alike. For example, many people use brackets ( ) for when they are speaking out of character, and quotation marks " " for when characters speak. I like to use italics and asterisks * * for my muses' actions, but there are many other ways to do so. Don't be afraid to be creative, as long as the difference is clear to identify.

~ Another tip is to slowly make yourself comfortable in the rp community you're in. Don't be afraid to talk to other moderators because most of them are really great people! This is also a skill that will come in handy later if you need to discuss the conditions for a rp thread or about doing rp for a certain ship together.

~ This is not necessary at all, but I highly recommend making tags. Whether it's to separate your asks from your reblogs, to sort interactions with certain other characters, or to identify your anons, tags are super useful for being able to organize your threads. As some people might not want to see the rp threads that get very long on their dash and instead want to see asks, that way other people can benefit from your tag system too by either following tags or blacklisting as they need. Also-- as a person who like showing some of my rp to other people, the tags are handy for me, too.

~ If possible, find a mod with a masterlist for your rp community. In my case, @/dr-ratio-official holds the HSR masterlist :) It can make it easier for people in your community to find you and to interact!

Mod Minie's rp advice!

These next ones are not tips, necessarily, but I find them incredibly important to know, especially if you're a beginner.

~ There is no rush. Rp doesn't have a time limit, and most other mods will be thankful they get a response from you at all and do not mind waiting from a few days to a month. Please do not let anybody pressure you into answering an ask or into replying to a thread when you do not have the energy. Rushed rp might not always be in character.

~ Don't worry about picking a character somebody else has roleplayed for! Picking a new character can be a handy choice to integrate into a community and to make yourself known, but you should only rp as muses you like! Don't worry if you share the same muse as other mods, just have fun!

~ Don't be afraid to have headcanons for your muse! You don't need to run around trying to prove it's true or get it approved officially. If your headcanons apply to your interpretation of your muse, so be it! If it bothers other people, that will be their choice to avoid interactions or not. In fact, I've often seen other mods agree with headcanons lsagdkagskf

~ Do not feel forced into discussing topics you do not want to discuss, whether in character or out. If you get an ask you'd feel uncomfortable answering, just delete it. It's easier and much less stressful.

~ Do not feel guilty about having favourites or about being someone's favourite, if your muse (or someone else's) has several mods who rp as them. Of course, certain people will have bias towards certain interpretations of characters. Some mods like doing more multi-paragraph rp, and will tend to interact more with certain mods who rp a muse versus other mods who rp the same muses. It's the same thing for more silly, less serious rp! It all depends what style you like, and I'm sure you'll find wonderful people who you enjoy doing rp with :)

~ Make sure your rp community (whomever you choose to interact with) is a safe and fun space for you and others! Do not be afraid to speak up if something makes you uncomfortable, and do not feel badly for cutting off interactions with a specific mod or anon if they do not respect your rules or begin to harass either you specifically or somebody else.

~ Lastly, just have a blast. That's what rp is for, bringing joy to yourself and others, as well as growing closer to your muse(s)!

I'm so glad you asked me for advice ahaha it makes me feel more experienced than I am! I hope this helps :) ~ Mod Minie)

[killin-these-shots-like-r-i-p]

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Live In Dog Years And I Feel Twenty-Six Yeah I’m Old Bitch But I Learn New Tricks (Munday Meme)

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TYPE BINGO ➽➽➽

CHARACTER TAG

You Gotta Work Hard To Make It Look Easy; You Gotta Live Fast To Keep Makin' That Money (єяαѕмσ)

Haters Wanna Be Me Or Be With Me Yeah They're Freakin' Out (ναℓєитιиσ)

PET TAG

How Can He Keep Up His Tail Perpendicular Or Spread Out His Whiskers Or Cherish His Pride? (яєgισ)

VERSE TAGS

V: No Matter Where You’ve Been Or Who You Are If It Doesn’t Kill You It’s Sure To Leave A Horrible Scar - Human/Pre-Death Verse  Alive Verse

V: Got No Money But It’s Always Always Sunny Honey - Porn Star Val Verse

& TAGS (SPECIFIC)

& Tags With @a-hazbin-spider

You Knew I Knew The Ways That I Could Make You Say "Please" (Valentino & Angel Dust - a-hazbin-spider)

& Tags With @infernal-feminae

Beep-Beep Bitch; I'm Outside; Get In Loser For The Joyride (Valentino & Beelza - qveenofgluttony)

You're Good At Masquerading; The Second That I Came In Face Straight But Legs Are Shaking (Valentino & Carmilla - infernal-feminae)

When I Say Kinky I Don't Mean Curls; When I Say Gimme I Mean The World (Valentino & Emberlynn - infernal-feminae)

Two Nights Ago She Got That Look In Her Eye; Kaleidoscope But That's Only Half The Time (Valentino & Niffty - infernal-feminae)

'Cause All They Want Is A Girl Who Parties Hard And Doesn't Bother To Argue (Valentino & Summer - infernal-feminae)

We Runnin' This Town Just Like A Club And No; You Don't Wanna Mess With Us (Valentino & Velvette - infernal-feminae)

& Tags With @misbchave

Everyone Started Out A Little Insane But We Learn Pretty Quick How To Fake It For The Game (Valentino & Alastor - misbchave)

I'm Afraid I Won't Get Out Alive; No I Won't Sleep Tonight (Valentino & Niffty - misbchave)

It Don't Need Your Lovin' It Just Needs Attention (Valentino & Sir Pentious - misbchave)

She Encases Her Victims With Silk And Then Kills With Poison From Her Fangs (Valentino & Velvette - misbchave)

And I Don't Think I'm Right And I Know It's Not Fair (Valentino & Vox - misbchave)

Hey Can You Shut The Fuck Up? I'm Falling Asleep Listening To You! You're So Fucking Boring (Valentino & Zestial - misbchave)

& Tags With @seven-circlllxs

What Is This Feeling So Sudden And New? I Felt The Moment I Laid Eyes On You (Valentino & Alastor - seven-circlllxs)

Hey; Have You Heard Of My Religion? It's Called The Church Of Hot Addiction (Valentino & Asmodeus - seven-circlllxs)

Drinkin' Bottles Of Moscato; Takin' Pictures With A Model (Valentino & Boris - seven-circlllxs)

You Hate Me 'Cause I'm Beautiful; Bitch I Don't Like You Either! (Valentino & Cherri Bomb - seven-circlllxs)

Ooh I Love My Ugly Boy (Valentino & Travis - seven-circlllxs)

Tonight We Walk On Streets Of Gold (Valentino & Vox - seven-circlllxs)

No You Can't Sit With Us; Too Fashionably Plain; Now Say My Name! (Valentino & Zestial - seven-circlllxs)

& Tags With @strangeandun-muse-ual

Just Tell Me That You Need Me And Stay Right Here With Me (Erasmo & Missy - strangeandun-muse-ual)

Oh Won't You Be My Daddy? Love You; Oh No Other Daddy Can Tell Me What To Do (Valentino & Vox - strangeandun-muse-ual)

& Tags With @the-al-pals

I Feel Like I’m Glued On Tight To This Carousel (Valentino & Cal - the-al-pals)

Friday Night It's Time To Party! Drop It Down And Get Real Naughty! (Valentino & Frosty - the-al-pals)

Tilt Your Head Back; Open Wide; Taste The Cherry Cherry Blood Inside (Valentino & Alastor - the-al-pals)

& Tags With @videokilled

I Get A Little Jealous; A Little Selfish; You Know That It's All Good I'm Just A LIttle Messed Up (Valentino & Vox - videokiled)

SHIP TAGS

Ship Tags With @a-hazbin-spider

Sometimes I Wonder Why I Need You At All (Valentino ♡ Angel Dust - a-hazbin-spider)

Ship Tags With @infernal-feminae

Hasta La Vida Loca Loca Loca Loca Te Encanta La Música Te Toca Toca Toca (Valentino ♡ Beelza - qveenofgluttony)

So Rough And Tough Don’t Care 'Bout Anything But Me Yes I Love Her 'Cause She’s So Crazy Just Crazy About Me (Valentino ♡ Nifty - infernal-feminae)

Can’t Get The Paw Prints Out Of The Hen House Now (Valentino ♡ Summer - infernal-feminae)

Ship Tags With @seven-circlllxs

Baby You’re The Highlight Of My Lowlife (Valentino ♡ Vox - seven-circlllxs)

Ship Tags With @strangeandun-muse-ual

We Can Make A Movie; Damn; I Love To Scream Your Name (Erasmo ♡ Emil - Strangeandun-muse-ual)

Sheep Go To Heaven Goats Go To Hell (Erasmo ♡ Missy - Strangeandun-muse-ual)

Don’t Wanna Take It Slow I Wanna Take You Home (Erasmo ♡ Trenton - Strangeandun-muse-ual)

And When His Edges Soften His Body Is My Coffin (Valentino ♡ Vox - Strangeandun-muse-ual)

Ship Tags With @videokilled

Leave Me Alone; I'm Lonely; Go Away; Come Back; Why Can't I Just Have It Both Ways? (Valentino ♡ Vox - videokiled)

[strawdxll]

independent & selective roleplay blog for kugisaki nobara from jujutsu kaisen written by val (she/her, 25).

carrd | ask memes | verses | headcanons | playlist | interest check | promo credit

rules are also below for ease since i am pinning this post.

SECTION 1. Writing.

I want to write with everyone! Although I prefer multi-para replies, I enjoy having a variety of threads from one-liners and icons to brief responses and long-form text. I am flexible and reciprocate the energy given to me by my writing partner. I enjoy both serious threads and crack. I only ask that you don’t godmod or dictate how my character acts/feels.

Ask memes are always a good way to break the ice, but I am also open to plotting. That can be done via Tumblr IMs or Discord. Your preference, really. Response speed may vary depending on multiple factors, but please note I don’t intend to ghost anyone. I am an adult with a demanding full-time job and a part-time job so it can be a bit hectic on my end. 

In terms of response speed, I may favor my mains or people I’ve interacted with OOC first, as well as plotted threads. These are usually easier for me since I have an idea of how to approach the writing.

 SECTION 2. Selectivity.

Although I say I am semi-selective, I tend to follow back most blogs. That said, there are exceptions. For example, one case I might not follow back is if I observe poor dash hygiene. I don’t really want a super clogged dashboard so I tend not to follow people who have a greater ratio of OOC posts compared to IC. Other things I like are cut posts and new threads for asks. The last two are not dealbreakers, though, but I consider this good dash hygiene.

I am crossover-friendly and OC-friendly. However, I likely won’t follow back unless you have a JJK-specific verse or some sort of bio for your muse. I dislike having to fish for information. I am a bit more hesitant to follow back in these cases, but I can overlook that if I see potential for interaction. 

SECTION 3. IC Dynamics.

I enjoy exploring different dynamics with different characters. Shipping can be romantic, friendly, filial, etc. I love writing with various muses.

That said, I am highly selective about romantic shipping. It will be done on a case-by-case basis. I will only really write shippy content if there is chemistry between the muses (our portrayals) and prior conversations between us OOC discussing the dynamic. All interactions with muses within my muse’s age range are platonic unless stated otherwise. I will never off-the-bat assume there is romance involved between muses unless we have explicitly had a conversation about it. Although I am 25, there will be absolutely no smut. 

In a similar vein, what is said in a thread with another person’s muse does not apply to the canon of our threads unless you have made your muses’ canon clear (i.e. your rules/about cite this connection, you have stated something OOC, etc). If I follow you, assume I have read your rules and bio.

 SECTION 4. OOC Conduct.

All I ask for is kindness and understanding. Always assume the best intentions from others and never yuck anyone’s yum. I work a stressful job and I am here for entertainment. Please don’t bring negativity and other exhausting energy into this space. If there is ever a time I do something that bothers you, please bring it to my attention directly. Also, bear in mind that I am not my character and would prefer to keep a clear distinction between what is IC and what is OOC.

This should go without saying, but if you reuse a plot we crafted together or copy anything I, or anyone else, has done, you may get blocked if it is brought to my attention. It really depends on the severity, or if it is a repeat offense.

 SECTION 5. DNI/Vague Posts.

Don’t come here with bullshit. Don’t follow me if you do a lot of vague posting. If I see it enough times, I will block. We are adults. If you want to say something without the repercussions of saying it, then do it in private or keep it to yourself. If it is that serious, then go talk to that person directly. Communicate like a mature adult.

If there is someone I interact with who is actually problematic or has actually engaged in problematic behavior, dm me in private.

[hellishvxbes]

🔥🔥🔥

Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion. Bonus points if you include a topic. ( IE. shipping, roleplaying, ect. )

Okay. I struggled to come up with some topics to talk about for a while plus just issues through the entirety of this week. BUT I FIGURED IT OUT.

🔥 - PROMOS. tbh, promo's main use were to help roleplayers find other roleplayers, to spread the word about your blog and find more partners and people to make friends and broaden your experiences with learning about new and exciting fandoms. Now I just find them tedious, and annoying to make. if you aren't a popular blog the odds of your promo being reblogged and spread around is so minimal. it also just feels like clout chasing at this point. and yeah nothing wrong with reblogging your promo and having your friends hype you up, but then ppl wonder why they think the rpc is so alienating? cuz someone else will reblog their promo's expecting the same thing and they don't get it and then they feel left out. but if its just so you can get some nice thrown at you, it just feels like more clutter for my dash especially if I'm already following you. now if you're a NEW blog. if you just joined a fandom, and you want some exposure, I'm down for that because that is what a promo is supposed to be for.

🔥 - Personals. I actually like personals. sometimes personals care more about what I post than my own followers. i get ppl being upset if they reblog their threads, but liking your posts? and maybe reblogging a headcanon or something but idk i guess for me that stuff just doesn't bother me. I love when people reblog my headcanon and they agree. or they add onto it, with their own thoughts. or they tell me how much they love it. makes me feel seen. makes me feel cool. i just think people forget that tumblr is NOT a roleplay site. yes, we found a use to tailor it to our hobby, that doesn't mean everyone who comes across our blogs know that. they arent apart of our community, what makes you think they have to abide our guidelines for it? tbh, roleplayers have just gotten entitled to thinking that tumblr is supposed to bow to our whim. we share a space with non roleplayers. to demand, and just expect ppl are just going to see your rules and read them and respect it rght away?? come on ya'll. we know to look for rules cuz its what we've been doing for years, but you can't expect that from strangers who are likely mobile bound just seeing something you wrote in the tags. its gonna happen. i just dont like the mannerisms some people have with them. you dont gotta be rude about it. if its really bothering you just block them and be done. problem solved. going out of your way to make posts about how annoying they are is just unnecessary.

🔥 - duplicates. this is one is gonna get me fired but oh well. Ya'll we have GOT to love ourselves better. because it is plain and simple insecurity for why people feel they cant talk or write with duplicates. i know it does deeper in some cases, like your current partner leaving you for the shinny new roleplayer of the same muse you write. believe me I've been there. but fuck those people. when are we gonna stop letting others dictate how we feel about ourselves? i hate seeing shit when a new roleplayer pops up with the same muse and suddenly you get the vaguing posts about 'suddenly feeling very doubtful of my portrayal' like its not obvious you are threatened. and in this fandom??? we're i follow like 30 different alastors?? lucifers?? Angels"?? all different, all got something to add and share. i got news for you but your portrayal isnt the only ONE. its not the end all be all. and yes I talk to my ego all the time, cuz there are some muses i write where i'm like I AM THE GOD FATHER OF THIS MUSE. but thats me and my own pride, doesnt mean anyone else who writes this muse is less than me. or i'm suddenly less than them. and there are portrayals i dont fuck with. i simply just do not look their way. but theres always muses i love roleplaying with duplicates cuz its FUN. also being able to talk to people who love this muse as much as you?? learn to stop looking at everything like its a competition and things will not be as stressful. its what makes this hobby unfun when you let those insecurities eat you up. im not saying its not valid, and im not saying you cant be upset, but what does it really do for you? what would happen if you just went and talked to them? imagine it goes well? you make a new friend. dont deny yourself opening a door just because you are scared of what 'might' be behind it. and its something I am learning and teaching myself. our issue is we all wanna be see, and heard. we all wanna be the absolute best. we wanna have the best portrayal like this sort of acknowledgement does anything. cuz while I know ppl love my own portrayals, still doesn't change the fact that i got issues and i cry myself to sleep still. the 'love' i get on here, ain't a fix. and if you think seeking validation on tumblr dot com is gonna fix you? its not. the attention and love we seek on here is just a placeholder, its us using this as a distraction from actually fixing our problems, and turn i still see how so many of us are unhappy. let it go.

[styxisms]

This blog will contain dark themes. I always try to tag triggers, but if you need one requested please feel free to message me. I follow a pretty basic set of rules. The usual stuff, no hate, be nice, ect. Basically the same sort of things you always see. Instead of writing out all the typical stuff seen in everyone's rules, I am gonna outline a few very specific things.

First things first, I normally am not the type of person that has a DNI, but I 100% do not want anyone associated with Jay/JJ to interact with me. I have all of his blogs blocked and if he brings any new ones onto the site, I block them right away. Here is my post on my old blog about the situation with him.

Some bullet points to keep in mind with me

I am 100% intolerant of any bigots. Racists, sexists, any lgbt+-phobia will get you blocked.

Always specify the muse you want from me or (if you are also a multi) what muse you are sending/requesting something from/for. Thanks.

If you delete/move your blog constantly, I might hesitate to interact.

I am multi-ship. I will never practice exclusives due to past experiences.

Mutuals only.

I don't always use icons. I don't have time to make them for everyone.

I don't write smut due to past experiences

If you don't love me at my ocs, you don't deserve me at my canons. I only really have ocs in one specific fandom at this time, and that fandom will have the ocs mixed in with the canons characters but their role will be labeled.

Off limits stuff that gets you blocked: minor/adult pairings, incest

I'm not interested in writing with anyone right-leaning. I think people one that should stay away from my space.

I go through hyperfixations. Sometimes certain muses / fandoms will get priority.

I'm heavily affiliated with @/unrealization and he gets priority.

Excessive vague blogging is a block.

Extreme and constant negativity will be a block.

Some characters I rp as are evil and gross. Some of them I don't even like.

If there is a specific character or fandom you don't vibe with, I tag all characters and fandoms. Outside of this, I'm not going to tag with a content warning for specific things. This tags exist for blacklist and are simple on purpose. If something is incredibly upsetting for you, come to me privately and I might make an exception.

I have no timer on threads. Take as long as you want. But be honest, waiting for 6+ months while you are doing other things us disheartening and I might not want to interact anymore. Especially if there is NO COMMUNICATION.

I'm white. I rp some poc. I always try to be mindful and listen to the people in the communities I write. If I ever do something wrong, please inform me. I'm always want to learn and be better.

I'm queer. My experience is valid and I won't accept people invalidating it. If I get a whiff of you using transmasc people as a fetish, I'm blocking you.

I'm not taking sides in interpersonal drama unless we're really close or it goes beyond normal friends falling out into more yikes territory.

DO NOT MESSAGE ME ABOUT JJ/JAY. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIM. Even if it is asking for his callout or whatever, I still do not want to talk about Jay. I do not have the original callout only my response to his attack on me. And I do not want to talk about him. It makes me incredibly anxious.

I am unable to talk to people every day. Don't take it personally.

I unfollow inactive accounts. You can refollow when you become active again

If you post callouts / reblog callouts a lot I will softblock you. Some people are dangerous, sure. But I do not want a callout on my dash every day even if it is for the same person.

Some points for specific muses/fandoms

I am extra selective with the da/nganr/onpa fandom due to past experiences.

if you so much as imply that subaru and beatrice have anything aside from a brother/sister dynamic I will block you.

if you hate on emilia then do not bother following.

g'raha is my favorite canon xiv muse but please do not assume he is shipped with your character with no plotting.

All of my dead by daylight muses are heavily headcanoned.

Silent protagonist characters are also heavily headcanon.

I do not interact with any persona spinoff content. I don't really even regard it as canon. Don't send these characters to me. This includes the answer / episode aigis.

In terms of final fantasy, I've only really played XIV and XVI recently. I played X and VIII when I was young. I don't have any interest in KH and don't want to rp it.

I am very disinterested in hazbin hotel / helluva boss. I liked the first season of the latter. But I'm not interested in it at all lol. I'd prefer to blacklist stuff regarding it.

These rules will be updated as I see fit.

[paragonrising]

1, 4, 9

munday asks \\ ✧ // accepting

1. How do you feel about reblog karma?

Let me head this off by saying I follow this and/or ‘reblog from source,’ if my partners have it or some similar iteration in their rules. However, this is asking my opinion on the whole thing so… 

I don’t care for it, and I find it ridiculous.

At its core, I understand the sentiment. The idea inevitably came about by someone or someone's feeling neglected because people would reblog the meme from them, and not send in anything. Now, there are a number of reasons why someone might not get asks.

They could be shit at answering them, like myself. I love getting asks but compared to others I’m slow af with them. I’ve got prompt memes I’m still working on months later because I want to answer them but I just can’t get what’s in my head onto a Word document in a way I like.

The person reblogging the meme might just not want that interaction or be curious. That’s not a crime. I don’t know when this became a crime, but… it’s absolute nonsense.

You’re not mutuals. The rpc is a big place and people might stumble across your blog but choose not to interact, but they like the meme you found.

I know someone out there is like Oh Smaug, they can just reblog from source— I HATE THAT MORE THAN REBLOG KARMA.

Honestly, the list can just go on. People are people. But here’s a tidbit I remember back when I started years ago, I recall a few people complaining on dash that no one was sending in asks. They said everyone else was getting things but not them, then sometime after reblog karma appeared.

Reblog karma in my opinion, came from others’ insecurities that emerged by comparing themselves to others. It didn’t come from any polite notion, or a good place, and it doesn’t help the rpc. I think it pushes interactions away over fostering them.

4. which muse of yours is your all time favorite? if you stopped writing them: why?

Ah, my Queen, my love, my everything: Sylvanas Windrunner. A diabolical, hateful, vicious woman who valued nothing the living could offer her save their corpses for her army. Before Blizzard butchered her and her goals to try and twist her into a different type of villain. Urgh.

I *ahem* obviously don’t roleplay her anymore. But I adored her and her intricacies and motivations. She was a conniving bitch, and not to be trusted.

As for why I don’t roleplay her anymore; the WoW rpc was a small community and inactivity killed it. I also lost interest in WoW, the game’s story went in a weird, bleh direction and while that didn’t kill my love for Sylvanas… I didn’t want to roleplay in that universe anymore.

9. when you look at a new blog, what is it that makes you press the follow button? is it the muse, the aesthetics, the writing–?

It’s a trifecta. It’s important that the blog I’m about to follow has a muse I am genuinely interested in.

Next is rules. You can learn a lot about a person from their rules, and I use them to gauge if I’m going to get along with this person.

The final piece is their writing, and not so much grammar and spelling. Mistakes are normal and they don’t bother me. I’m actually looking for characterisation – does that character actually sound like themselves?

In the case of a multimuse, if I can’t find an example of writing for the muse I want to interact with – I’ll look at other characters if I recognise them and decide accordingly. If there’s not a single other muse I know well enough to judge, then chances are I won’t follow.

[2xcursekissed]

RULES

SECTION 1. Writing.

I want to write with everyone! Although I prefer multi-para replies, I enjoy having a variety of threads from one-liners and icons to brief responses and long-form text. I am flexible and reciprocate the energy given to me by my writing partner. I enjoy both serious threads and crack. I only ask that you don’t godmod or dictate how my character acts/feels.

Ask memes are always a good way to start a thread, but I am also open to plotting. That can be done via Tumblr IMs or Discord. Your preference, really. Response speed may vary depending on multiple factors, but please note I don’t intend to ghost anyone. I am an adult with a demanding full-time job and a part-time job so it can be a bit hectic on my end. 

In terms of response speed, I may favor my mains or people I've interacted with OOC first, as well as plotted threads. These are usually easier for me since I have an idea of how to approach the writing. I will still write with anyone though!

 SECTION 2. Selectivity.

Although I say I am selective. For example, one case I might not follow back is if I observe poor dash hygiene. I don’t really want a super clogged dashboard so I tend not to follow people who have a greater ratio of OOC posts compared to IC. Other things I like are cut posts and new threads for asks. The last two are not dealbreakers, though, but I consider this good dash hygiene.

I am crossover-friendly and OC-friendly. However, I likely won't follow back unless you have a JJK-specific verse or some sort of bio for your muse. I dislike having to fish for information. I am a bit more hesitant to follow back in these cases, but I can overlook that if I see potential for interaction. 

SECTION 3. IC Dynamics.

I enjoy exploring different dynamics with different characters. Shipping can be romantic, friendly, filial, etc. I love writing with various muses.

That said, I am highly selective about romantic shipping. It will be done on a case-by-case basis. I will only really write shippy content if there is chemistry between the muses (our portrayals) or A LOT of prior conversations between us OOC discussing the dynamic. All interactions with muses within my muse's age range are platonic unless stated otherwise. I will never off-the-bat assume there is romance involved between muses unless we have explicitly had a conversation about it. Although I am 26, there will be absolutely no smut. 

In a similar vein, what is said in a thread with another person's muse does not apply to the canon of our threads unless you have made your muses' canon clear (i.e. your rules/about cite this connection, you have stated something OOC, etc). If I follow you, assume I have read your rules and bio.

 SECTION 4. OOC Conduct.

All I ask for is kindness and understanding. Always assume the best intentions from others and never yuck anyone’s yum. I work a stressful job and I am here for entertainment. Please don’t bring negativity and other exhausting energy into this space. If there is ever a time I do something that bothers you, please bring it to my attention directly. I am here to have fun and make friends, so I will put in work. I also ask that you do not come to me talking about anyone else. That will get a hard block - I may or may not give a warning.

Also, bear in mind that I am not my character and would prefer to keep a clear distinction between what is IC and what is OOC.

This should go without saying, but if you reuse a plot we crafted together or copy anything I, or anyone else, has done, you are a special-grade asshat. I have no words. Don't do that. You may get blocked if it is brought to my attention. It really depends on the severity, or if it is a repeat offense.

 SECTION 5. DNI/Vague Posts.

Don't follow me if you do a lot of vague posting. If I see it enough times, I will block. We are adults. If you want to say something without the repercussions of saying it, then idk what to tell you. Do it in private or keep it to yourself. If it is that serious, then go talk to that person directly. Communicate like a mature adult.

If there is someone I interact with who is actually problematic or has actually engaged in problematic behavior, dm me in private. It's up to me to decide if it is an actual issue. If it's just a disagreement between two individuals leave me out of it. I will not stop following someone I talk to over your petty drama.

[queenharumiura]

⭐ because i love and adore you, and you've very much become such a big part of my life. even when we don't talk all the time, just knowing you exist out there is enough for me. my dash would not be the same without you, and i cannot imagine existing here on tumblr and not being a mutual with you. and im so glad we've become so close over the last couple years or so. wild that it's already been that long, huh? but i love you and i love haru and all your muses to much. you encompass so much haru vibes, and youre an absolute delight to have around. ♥

Send me a ⭐ if I’m one of your favorite mutuals and explain why ||Accepting||

Oh no, Emiiiiii don't make me crryyyyyy. My sense of time is really skewed but it feels like I've known you forever at this point. When we do talk, it's always so endearing to see how much energy that you have and in general you and I just feed off of eachother's chaotic energy when it comes to bothering our muses and I appreciate that. (I love that for the muses)

You took to Pino and Ravein just like I did to Emi. I tend to find a bias and stick to my bias with a velociraptor like grip, but I'm always open to trying something new and if you ever wanted me to adopt a new OC to take over a section of my brain, i'll never say no.

My bias for OCs is strong and will never break. I blame RP on forums where everything was OCs, so it's what I call home.

I just love threading with you and also just talking to you about-- whatever, whether it be life or what. I think I've said it before, but I somehow feel like an older sis to you and I just //squeeze adore you so much. Continue striving and doing your best. Feel free to come and talk to me whenever.

If anyone hurts you, I will maim them~

[mjm5655]

[ coral ] give a shoutout to one of your favorite blogs.

colourful interview // accepting ! // @seethingveins

ok, here goes nothing.

i kind of used to hate dealing with duplicate blogs having came from the f.fxv fandom, & dealing with theft etc, & i still was on this blog for a bit, like yakuza was a new rpc for me, & i didn't know if it was the same deal, probably is in areas, but i at least haven't encountered it yet. but yea, @majidog is easily one of my favourite people to write/plot with, we might be only doing inbox stuff at the moment, but eventually we probably end up doing a thread.

we are coming up with the most stupid unhinged shit on discord a lot, like usually i cannot do duplicate roleplays because it's usually doesn't work out, but honestly with majima ? dude would do everything to another version of himself at once. & i'm not sorry for the bs we bring to the dash. eli has even introduced me to his other muses, which honestly, probably p.okemon ones, but majima will still bother the hell out of them.