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In my country (norway), the market share of non-sugar sodas is at approx. 75% and we drink an absurd amounts of soda. 😂 But I don’t think I know anyone who drinks diet coke, i’m not even sure they sell it anymore. Pepsi max and cola zero on the other hand.. A LOT.
they stopped selling diet coke (coca cola light) in my country around ten years ago. i have yet to see it anywhere in europe except the drinks section at most prets. coke zero is easily one of the most popular drinks in any country in europe, though, and anyone who tries to tell you otherwise because europeans think chemicals bad or whatever is lying.
european soda does taste different than american soda, though. the latter is way more intense and has a pretty noticeable metallic aftertaste if it’s poured from a fountain.
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So yall know how there are only 4 flavors of diet soda pop sold in stores most of the time
With Coca-Cola, Mountain Dew, and Pepsi the most common diets then Doctor Pepper being uncommon in terms of rarity and everything else being mythically rare
Well actually let's do a chart to show both of these:
Common:
Pepsi, Coca-Cola, Mountain Dew
Uncommon:
Doctor Pepper
Rare:
Literally every single other sodapop
Literally that's it, at least where i live and out of those mountain dew is the tastiest now before I continue to my next chart your probably wondering
"Why don't you just get Zero Sugar?"
Because 0 Sugar fucks with my blood sugar and according to my 5 minute Google search some of the sugars in some of the 0 sugars mess with your blood sugar but I don't know which ones and in which sodas and I'm type 1 so the thing that fixes my blood sugar isn't slowed or anything like type 2, it's literally dead, I don't make any insulin by myself I need an outside source for all reasons.
Anyway another thing that effects flavor is the source all rate those next
Bottled - Amazing Tastes really good
Straight from the tap into a glass (made of anything glass glass, plastic glass) - The Best, straight up cannot be outmatched, especially if it's a personal recipe
Fountain - Also really good, better than bottled, but worse than The Tap
Canned - Ew, it's drinkable but it really makes it taste bad
Now only generic brands of pop can be from the tap like root bear can be from the tap but A&W cannot bc the tap is like you made it yourself so you CAN copy Pepsis recipe but it is also made in a factory however you Local Root Bear can be made in a tap but CANT be in anything else (except maybe a glass bottle) so for this next chart of those 4 pop brands it will include everything but tap
Bottled
Pepsi - 6.5/10, pretty good but I like cream sodas and root bear more.
Coca-Cola - 6/10, good but it's too common for me to not be constantly tired of it.
Doctor Pepper - 7/10, good but tastes REALLY similar to coke and pepsi
Mountain Dew - 8/10, the most unique, ergo refreshing of the 4 but I like cream sodas and root bear and Local Sodas, and also unique sodas more
Fountain:
Pepsi - 7/10, slightly better than bottled, but that's probably bc it's fresher... relatively speaking
Coca-Cola - 6.5/10, same reason as Pepsi but again, too popular/common for me to like it anymore
Mountain Dew - 8.5/10, highest I'll give a soda pop that's not unique or local just because it tastes different than all the other pops here
Doctor Pepper - 8/10, same reasons as all the others but also it just tastes different enough from coke and Pepsi that it's just a little bit better
Canned (it's red so you cam probably guess my opinion):
Pepsi - 5/10, bad but coke does it worse probably bc coke is more common/popular
Coca-Cola - 4/10, actual trash, tastes horrible
Mountain Dew - 6.5/10, doesn't actually taste all that different from bottled but does taste good enough that it gets the highest score out of all of bottled
Doctor Pepper - 5.5, it's better than coke and Pepsi that's canned, that I'll say
Umm yeah I just wanted to say my annoyance, please tell me how I'm wrong but if you say
"Just drink normal soda!"
1. That can kill be because in 1 can there's like 36 carbs which is about as much as a stack of homemade pancakes, and it doesn't even fill you as much
2. I've been type 1 diabetic for... (if I Exclude the fact it was at the end of the year so I was practically a year older) like almost 6 years like 5 years and 2/3s a year so pretty much 6 years so I've gotten used to diet and now taste the coating of sugar around my mouth when drinking non diet pop now which just feels really gross like think of it like having plastic sealed to your hand, and I mean sealed, not like latex where you can get it off I mean you can't take it off with your hand, you just have to wait it off like that pine sap that gets stuck between your fingers that won't come off even after washing your hands
Anyway uhh feel free to disagree I will argue you (unless you yell then you are correct) and umm sorry for ranting, I already know no one will see this lol so if you do see this say hi to me :)
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You never forget your first chicken-cilantro dog garnished with Caesar salad. The first time I ordered one was in autumn 2003, at Jeff’s Gourmet Sausage Factory, a small, glass-front eatery on a stretch of West Pico Boulevard in Los Angeles known for its yeshivas (Jewish schools focussed on Talmud study) , mezuzah shops and plethora of kosher markets and bakeries. Opened by owner Jeff Rohatiner in 1999, Jeff’s (referred to colloquially as such) is something of a legend in L.A. On any given weekday you can find an eclectic mix of customers — students from the Chabad school a few blocks down, stroller-pushing moms in long skirts and sheitels (wigs), teenagers in sports jerseys and shorts — sitting at a sidewalk table outside of Jeff’s feasting on one of its popular fleishig menu items, from the classic Western burger to the spicy beef and lamb merguez.
In 2003, I was not yet married (or divorced; that would come more than a decade later), living in Santa Monica in a one-bedroom apartment within walking distance of the beach and a row of coffee joints and fruit smoothie stands. But there were no kosher restaurants within a solid 7-mile radius.
Thanks to a boyfriend whom I met at a friend’s Rosh Hashanah dinner and was the son of an East Coast rabbi, I discovered Jeff’s one balmy October afternoon. Said boyfriend suggested the chicken-cilantro dog — I mean, what a genius concept, a chicken hot dog laced with cilantro and topped with salad. It was love at first bite.
The boyfriend didn’t last — he went on to marry a girl far more adept at the culinary arts than I would ever be; and I went on to marry (and divorce) a culinary wizard with whom I now co-parent two teenage children. But it was on that fateful autumn day in 2003, in that liminal space between Yom Kippur and Sukkot, that my obsession with Jeff’s kosher chicken-cilantro hot dog took eternal root.
For years, it was my go-to lunch whenever I found myself in the Pico-Robertson section of town. I’d pick up to-go orders on my way home from meetings with Hollywood executives and editors at various publications. Later, after moving to L.A.’s eastside, an hour’s drive at the height of traffic, I’d take my kids to Jeff’s for dinner. My friend Ale and I would head to Jeff’s on Sundays where, over frothy, ice-cold Cokes — another amazing thing about Jeff’s: it carried the soda fountain crushed ice — we’d unpack topics ranging from parenthood to episodes of “Shtisel.” I’d buy the frozen packs for later use in pastas, sliced up and grilled and twirled around a fork with fettuccine. It was the ultimate comfort food, the pinnacle of hot dog glory. There were nights on which I craved that chicken-cilantro dog with a desperate, fiery ache.
Then the pandemic struck. And like restaurants globalwide, Jeff’s was forced to pare back its menu. My beloved chicken-cilantro hot dog, topped with fresh Caesar salad and served in a toasted French roll, was yet another casualty of COVID-19.
I mourned its loss like one would a photo scrapbook destroyed in a house fire, like a silly schoolgirl would an unrequited crush. It was absurdist the extent to which I navigated this heartbreak. For months — years — I could not, would not, accept that it was gone. I wanted to continue to support Jeff’s, and I did. I’d turn up and stand in line, perusing the available items printed on menus taped to the folding table functioning as a makeshift outdoor ordering counter and cashier. And when I approached the front of the line, even though the chicken-cilantro dog was nowhere to be found, I would ask for it regardless, knowing full well the dreaded answer to come: “We no longer serve that here.”
I was steeped in unmitigable denial over that chicken dog. It was unfathomable to me that it had vanquished like a blast of air. “I’m sorry,” the man at the counter would say, remnants of flour and hamburger bun clinging to his yellow Jeff’s Gourmet Sausage Factory T-shirt. “It just wasn’t one of our more popular items.”
I sampled everything else there was to order — hamburger, hot dogs, the award-winning pastrami sandwich. They were fine. One could say they were even good. Excellent, in fact. But they weren’t my chicken-cilantro dog. Perhaps it was because so many other things had been snatched away — my marriage, my family life, the promise of domestic stability. Millions of people died during the pandemic, people lost their livelihoods, their homes. The loss of that chicken-cilantro hot dog represented more than just a menu item. It triggered that collective loss that stung so many of us on a global scale.
Then one day, I decided that enough was enough. I needed to fling myself into radical acceptance. So I walked over to Jeff’s. And I scrolled the menu. And some 20 years after that inaugural visit, I ordered something that I never had before: the fried chicken sandwich. Battered and fried, with a dollop of aioli spread across a brioche bun and a pile of kosher pickle chips on the side.
Was it the chicken-cilantro hot dog served with a mountain of Caesar salad? No. But it was also one of the best things that I have ever tasted. Crispy, juicy, fresh. In that moment, I truly understood that the world had changed. It was time to move on — to embrace new sandwiches.
To paraphrase F. Scott Fitzgerald, there are infinite kinds of love, but never the same love twice. The fried chicken sandwich will never be the chicken-cilantro dog, and to expect it to be is a fool’s errand. But the fried chicken sandwich at Jeff’s Gourmet Sausage Factory is plump, it is spicy — it is delicious. And it is part of a new culinary journey that is only just beginning.
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you can order name brand earth drinks from Federation replicators, it's just kind of a pain in the ass. the computer will insists that you specify all sorts of parameters like formulation era and whether the drink was sold in a plastic bottle, a can, or from a soda fountain. Riker personally has a short cut built into the replicator so he can just say "Riker parameter Diet Coke" to get one according to his liking without having to ramble off "Diet Coke, late 1990's formulation, can variety, chilled and then served over ice with a straw, 500 milliliters" because the replicators do often need you to be that specific if the database doesn't have an established norm.
"tea, earl grey, hot" only works because the computer has an established norm for what blend of earl grey to use and how much to serve. before the klingon's were close friends with the federation, someone wanting a cup of hot raktajino would have to list the ingredients and amounts by name verbally. once the drink gained serious popularity, a federation technician took the time to input the recipe into the main database of standard issue replicators to save everyone breath.
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The Cure for “Thinking Too Much”!
Posted on May 28, 2014 by Pamela Starr Dewey
It was well-known in Victorian times that thinking too much was a health hazard for women. What a relief, then, that John Pemberton came to the rescue of the Weaker Sex with his new Miracle Brew that did indeed “Relieve the Fatigue that comes…from Over-thinking” as promised in the advertisement below.
During the late to mid-19th century, medicines promising to cure multiple ailments from “foul breath,” “irregularities incidental to women” and everything in between proliferated. Many times these bogus medicines were mixed with ice-cold carbonated water and served as cheaper and more refreshing alternatives.
In the spring of 1886, John Stith Pemberton, a Confederate army veteran, had created one of the most elusive and important recipes of all time. This Georgian native mixed sugar, water, kola nut extracts, coca leaf extract, and other secret ingredients into a syrupy concoction that would become the base of the world’s most prolific soft drink the world has ever known. Mixed with soda water, the drink was extremely powerful with cocaine from the coca extract and four times the amount of caffeine of the modern syrup mix. The original recipe of 1886 has since been lost in time. Pemberton’s business partner and Union army veteran, Frank Robinson decided to name the new beverage Coca-Cola. The name derived from its initial selling point: “containing the properties of the wonderful Coca Plant and the famous Cola nuts.” At the time of the drink’s inception, cocaine was a commonly used substance, but was later near-completely eliminated in 1903. [Source]
In the 1880s and 90s, the company utilized lithographs of the young, beautiful, and wealthy. Giving the impression that anyone who was willing to spend a measly five cents could live like the rich for the time it took to enjoy a glass of Coca-Cola. [ibid]
Yes, even if you couldn’t afford the type of shopping trips of the beautiful and wealthy young ladies shown above, you could window-shop-‘til-you-dropped, and then stop by the soda fountain to be “revived and sustained”–and imagine yourself chatting over your glass of Coca Cola with the Rockefellers and Carnegies…before going home to your tenement!
At first the models for the Coke ads were anonymous beautiful and wealthy young ladies. But it didn’t take long for the Coca-Cola company to realize the value of celebrity endorsements.
Singer Hilda Clark became the first celebrity model for The Coca-Cola Company. Also known as the First Coca-Cola Girl, Hilda’s image was used on cardboard signs, tin trays, trade cards, bookmarks, drink tickets, and calendars from 1899 to 1903. [Source]
The many moods of Hilda Clark, from prim and proper to a tad sultry graced Coke ads for several years.
Coke calendars became wildly popular around the turn of the century, and Hilda loaned her pretty face and poofy hair to those too.
I don’t know what happened to Hilda, but by 1904 she was replaced by a more regal celebrity.
From 1904 to 1905, Lillian Nordica became the new face of Coca-Cola. Born Lillian Norton in 1857 in Farmington, Maine, Madame Nordica was also a singer who had performed with the Metropolitan Opera in New York, as well as in many major musical venues in Western Europe and Russia. Early calendars and other promotional items featuring the divas of the time not only launched the popular Coca-Cola Girls advertising platform but Clark and Nordica items had also become some of the greatest hits with vintage Coca-Cola collectors over the years. [ibid]
It would be almost 30 years later before Coke introduced the ultimate celebrity endorser, shown here in 1932 in his very first appearance in a Coke ad.
https://ameripics.wordpress.com/2014/05/28/the-cure-for-thinking-too-much/
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December 4th- The Movie Date
Universe: 2000′s AU Rating: G (General Audiences) Length: 1720 Words
Note: This fic deals with Kristoff and Anna waiting in line to see Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in 2007 because for me the 2000′s were pretty much all Harry Potter all the time. I just want to say that while I’ve always been a fan of the Harry Potter series, I am not a fan of JK Rowling and her TERF ideology. If you like this fic please consider donating to The Trevor Project or another charity of your choice that supports trans folks. Trans rights are human rights.
Also on a less important note: I fucked with the timeline a bit because I wanted the last book to have come out before the fifth movie for the plot stuff I could do with it. Technically speaking the last book came out ten days later than the film, but semantics.
If someone had told him a year ago that he would be dressed up in a wizard costume, standing in line for over five hours just to get seats to see a movie, he would have called them crazy. Of course, he’d heard of Harry Potter, even then. It was a cultural phenomenon and really he’d been meaning to read the books at some point, it was just that he was busy with work or it was hockey season, or something came up and he never really found the time to sit down and read the books. That was, of course, all the excuses he’d made before Anna.
He’d met her mostly by mistake while at work. He’d been working on laying up brick for a new fountain in the city park, and she’d been walking a big fluffy white dog by one hand while texting someone on her Nokia with the other, and it hadn’t ended particularly well for anyone involved. The long story short was that she’d broken her arm, he’d needed stitches in his cheek, and the dog, Olaf, had needed to have chunks of fur cut away after cement dried into his fluffy tail.
It had also, coincidentally worked out very well for at least the human parts of the incident as, once they’d finished arguing over who was at fault, they’d also started talking civilly and despite their aches and pains, had actually went out for coffee after the incident. At the time, a Starbucks had just opened in town and it had been the excuse they’d both used, along with the promise of apology coffee, for their first date.
She’d been easy to fall in love with, and when she’d brought up the kids series and her love of it on their first date, he’d finally had the shove he needed to stop making excuses and read them. He didn’t end up loving them nearly so much as she did. He’d never been much of a fantasy guy, but still after hours reading the books and discussing them with her, they’d ordered the movies through Netflix and watched them together as they arrived in the mail.
That was six months before they moved in together. Now, while he still wasn’t as into the series as Anna, he could say that he knew as much as anyone who had finished the series in July when the final book came out. He’d needed to stand in line then too, but it had been worth it to bring it home and watch Anna, who had been sick, marathon the book between breaks for NyQuil and sustenance. The snot and tears he’d endured, laying on the couch with her, her head on his chest, had been all worth it in the end, as the hours in line and the silly costume were now.
The things I do for love.
“Okay, so as soon as they let us in, we’ll snag the best seats. You’re on guard duty while I get popcorn because you look tough.”
He snorted, both at the fact that she had a game plan, and because he really didn’t feel like he looked tough at all in his Gryffindor tie (though he’d been told by Anna, and a quiz she’d found on Quizilla.com, that he was much more of a Hufflepuff) and large black robe. In fact, he felt like he looked a little bit ridiculous, but Anna, in comparison, looked lovely.
She’d decided to dress like Fleur Delacour in her Beauxbaton’s uniform, and he knew that he, by association was meant to be Bill Weasley, something which he not only liked the idea of from a romantic sense, but also by characterization. He’d liked Bill in the books, and for what it was worth, he’d also liked Fleur despite the way other characters looked at her. While he wasn’t sure he was quite brave enough to be Bill, he did like his work ethic, the strong sense of right and wrong he seemed to display, and his love for his family. Anna made an excellent Fleur, particularly in the sense that he found her so lovely that she could certainly have some Veela heritage, even if they were fictional.
“I’ll endeavor to do my best,” he said, only half teasing.
“You’ll do fine I’m sure. I mean they’re only selling as many tickets as they have seats, and it’s been sold out for weeks, so once we get our seats it’s not like anyone can make us move or kick us out or something.”
He nodded, “Honestly Anna I think that everyone is just excited to see the movie, I doubt they’re going to fight us on seats too much.”
“But if they do, we’re going to win.”
He laughed at that. There was a glint in her eye that seemed more like they were about to go to battle than that they were going to walk into a movie theater. He loved her competitive nature, particularly when it wasn’t aimed toward him, in their Livingroom, playing Call of Duty. Her bloodlust was legendary when a win was on the line, and “all is fair in love and war” was the law of the land as soon as the PlayStation turned on.
“So I know you have a rule about soda because whenever you get it you have to pee halfway through the movie, but would you mind grabbing me a cherry coke when you get the popcorn? Because I haven’t had a drink in five hours and I understand the Order of the Phoenix is very important, and I was willing to sacrifice for it, but I’m going to need to drink something soon or I’m going to look like a dementor…”
He trailed off, noticing that Anna wasn’t paying any attention to a word he was saying, but instead was staring off past the pinball machines and crane games that dotted the lobby, straight over to the ticket counter, where a girl, appearing to be around ten, wearing a Quidditch uniform was crying into her extremely frazzled looking mother’s skirt.
“Oh geeze,” Anna said quietly, much lower than when they were explaining their battle plan, “That poor kid. I bet her Mom didn’t think to buy ahead… she probably didn’t realize how popular it was going to be.”
Kristoff frowned, he had a sister about her age, and there was nothing worse than watching her cry over anything. As much as he was wrapped around Anna’s finger, he’d been wrapped around hers first. There were many years, when she was even younger, that he’d bring himself to exhaustion carrying her around on his shoulders, reading her stories, and doing whatever it took to keep her happy. He could only imagine how much more he’d want to please a kid of his own.
“Anna… is she wearing a birthday girl pin on her robe?”
He probably shouldn’t have mentioned it, but he noticed the pink button and crown when she turned and wiped her little eyes.
“It is,” Anna agreed, frowning, “It is definitely a birthday girl pin. I bought Elsa the same one last month… but I don’t think she wore it as proudly as that kid is.”
An announcement was made over the lobby PA system informing the theatergoers that rope drop to enter theaters 1-4 for the release showing of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix would be in just five minutes. When Anna quickly ducked under the rope to the side of them that they’d been standing between for five hours, Kristoff smiled to himself, already knowing where she was going.
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“’Well, I’m glad you listen to Hermione Granger at any rate’, she said, pointing him out of her office.”
Anna snorted, jostling the book, as Kristoff held it with one hand and played with her hair with the other. Her head was rested against his chest on their couch, and despite the late hour they were both still awake and quite comfortable.
“I love how you’re doing your best Maggie Smith impression when you read McGonagall’s parts. It’s almost like I can see it.”
He leaned forward and a bit awkwardly placed a kiss on her forehead as he flipped the book closed. They’d finished Chapter Twelve and while he would start Chapter Thirteen if she wanted him to, a moment to rest was required before they read any further.
“I’m sorry we didn’t actually go see it,” he replied, “But I’m glad that we found something else to do tonight. That little girl and her mom looked like they’d been given a million dollars when you handed them the tickets.”
Anna smiled at that, her eyes fluttering open. Her eyes were still a little sad and at odds with her grin, but he supposed that it only made sense that she was still happy and sad about her decision to give up a night she’d been planning for months to a child she didn’t even know.
“Well I mean… I would want someone to do it for our… I mean my kid. You know, if we… I had one.”
The slip wasn’t unnoticed by him, and setting the book down onto the floor, he pulled her in tighter to his chest, wrapping both arms around her tightly. She squirmed a bit in his embrace, laughing at how between him and the blanket she was all but cocooned.
“Someday,” he said, “Yeah, I would hope someone would do that for our kid. Or you know… kids.”
She stopped squirming and instead hummed appreciatively at his comment.
“Maybe,” she said, “A whole burrow’s worth.”
They’d only briefly talked before about marriage and a family, but he did like the idea of a big family. He had many siblings, and he loved being with them even though he often considered himself a bit of an introvert, but he knew that Anna loved people, and she loved noise. He could imagine her happy in a big house with plenty of smiling faces and loud joyful voices to fill it.
“Someday,” he said confidently, thinking of the end of the final book, her sobbing into his shirt over a happy ending with families and friends and young children who were products of love and loyalty, “Someday Anna we will.”
#kristannaadvent2020#kristanna#2000's au#frozen fanfiction#harry potter references#tw harry potter#tw jk rowling
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Fire force request
Can I request a story with Karim with reader on their first date?(or something else lol)
Thank you?
A/N: I was giggling to myself like a giddy little schoolgirl while I wrote this. I am not ashamed XD I hope you enjoy!
(Oneshot) AU! But First, Our First First Date: Karim Flam x Reader
Karim possessed all the polar opposite of qualities that you looked for in a boyfriend.
He was THE ass’s ass to the people he was meeting for the first time, short-tempered, and always happened to be conveniently sporting a seriously long stick of serious seriousness up his butt whenever someone cracked a lame joke.
So how did you end up outside in the middle of Tokyo’s sweltering Summer, standing in a field of dead grass with that very same man?
You remembered how your best friend Hibana, who also happened to be the sole female owner of the popular club that featured only the best exotic male dancers-or how she preferred to call them as “gravel,” that was across the street from your workplace, successfully lured you into what would be the last blind date you ever went on.
Every time you and Hibana met up for drinks after work, she couldn’t stop going on about a guy that she’d known since they were kids because his family happened to live in the house next to hers, that was also totally into you.
Though her description of him when they first met was, “The annoying brat had the nerve to call my beautiful plump breasts fake, and poked them with a random dirty stick he found on the side of the street. The cocky little thing turned his head off to the side with an unamused look on his face when I threatened to barrage him with my “clematis,” and smirked at me after saying, ‘You don’t have the balls to do it, or should I say, the breasts to do it. You faking fake faker.’”
Her pink pupils looked like she had used her powers to set them on fire from the way she swore to get her revenge on him someday.
But Hibana being Hibana, she didn’t think it was necessary to tell you that the one she was setting you up with, was the tall man with an athletic build, that had an undercut of black hair and a semi-long dark bluish-gray fringe he kept combed towards the front. Not to mention he was also the young bartender that had been working at her club since it opened a few years back, that you couldn’t stand to be sitting next to for than five minutes without wanting to set him flying out the window with your third-generation pyrokinetic powers, who went by the name of Karim Flam.
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You had finished getting ready for your blind date after closing your flower shop for the night and walked across the street to head over to Hibana’s club to meet your date.
You walked past the parking lot that was at its usual full capacity and to the front of the long line of people waiting to get in.
“Hey (Y/N), Hibana tells me you have a hot date tonight. Didn’t you say you’d run off to another country, change your name, and live in a cabin somewhere far away in a mountain where no man could ever find you?” The club’s bouncer Obi greeted with a playful smile and unclasped the gold steel clip from the matching pole to pull back the red velvet rope, “But I think this one might be a keeper. I’ve worked with for a while now and the kid’s alright. Horrible sense of humor, but makes a killer martini.” Obi immediately sucked his lips inwards and shifted his eyes back and forth in panic, realizing he had said too much.
You narrowed your eyes at a nervously sweating Obi that held the dark blue door open, “Obi-“you said almost like you were scolding him, and stood on your toes leaning forward to meet his eyes. “Don’t tell me Hibana set me up with him-“
“I swear, it’s not him! I know how much you two hate each other; I promise!” He nervously laughed as you descended your heels back onto the ground, taking a few steps past him and stopping before you walked in.
“Well, if it does turn out that you’re lying, and Hibana finds out that you slipped up and spoiled the surprise that she worked so hard to plan…” He gulped. “Well, I guess I’ll just wish you good luck now just in case she feels like having one of her gravel parades.” You innocently feigned, and patted his shoulder as you entered.
Obi’s shoulders relaxed, “Whew. I almost told her it was Karim. Hibana wouldn’t let me live it down or let me live at all if (Y/N) found out.”
The music continued to boom in your ears as you maneuvered your way through the tight crowds of bodies dancing under the flashing lights and met Hibana at the bar.
“(Y/N)!” She yelled, greeting you with an embrace as you sat onto one of the tall red bar stools next to hers. “I’m glad you could make it!”
“You wouldn’t let me hear the end of it if I didn’t!” You laughed, giving her a knowing look.
“Will it be the usual?” The current bartender on shift, Benimaru, asked before turning around to the machine of fountain drinks.
“Thanks Beni,” as he pulled the front end of the white towel he kept on his shoulder, wiping off that soda that sprayed onto the outside of the glass, and placed it on the table with a coaster.
You took a long sip of the chilled glass filled with vanilla coke and crushed ice, through the black straw. “Are you sure about this one Hibana?” You turned towards her, “Because the last guy you said was “into me,” the one that you completely “forgot” was also a wanted criminal, was a total psychopath! How did you forget the face of the man who was revealed to be not only a trained assassin, but also worked as the hitman for that lunatic Joker, when the name “Takehisa Hinawa,” was plastered on every wanted flyer and every news broadcast all over Tokyo just a few months prior?”
You eyed the woman sitting next to you who preferred to dress in a mid-thigh length, light pink satin slip dress that was two shades lighter than her shoulder-length hair, against her beautifully tanned skin, along with a pair of white stilettos, at any given time of the day. From her track record, you felt seriously unconvinced that Hibana wouldn’t be setting you up with yet another dangerous man, as you stirred the straw around the inside of the glass.
Hibana took a sip from the crystal glass filled with whiskey, “Well he’s not dangerous, or anywhere near skilled enough to be a criminal, I can tell you that much.”
“That’s not a lot-actually, that’s nothing to go on. Can’t you just tell me who it is already?”
“My shift’s over Hibana,” Benimaru interrupted as he wiped off his hands on a towel and pushed past the counter’s swinging door.
“Perfect timing, you’re date’s here! You can keep me company as I finish my drink, Beni.” Hibana got off the stool and hurriedly pushed a grumpy looking Beni towards the main part of the club.
“Don’t call me Beni, you fiend of a woman!”
“Wait, Hibana! Where are you-“ You reached your hand out but was instead met face to face with your date that was about to start his shift.
Your eyes widened as you pointed an accusatory finger to the person you had a hunch but prayed that you were wrong about. “You-!”
“Ugh, don’t tell me-That Hibana-“ He smoothed a hand over his annoyed face before walking behind the counter.
“Why did I have a feeling that it was you?” You sighed and took another sip of your drink. “I’m leaving,” as you dug in your purse and placed the money for your drink under the coaster before slipping on the strap of your purse and sliding off the stool. “Just tell Hibana I wasn’t feeling well and went home before you got here,” you turned around and waved a lazy hand.
“Hey wait a second!” Karim reached over the counter and grasped the back of your forearm, “I’m the one that asked Hibana to set me up with you,” Karim confessed as he released his hold on your arm when you paused for a brief moment before turning back around.
You looked him in the eyes and sighed. “Is this a joke Karim? You and I both know we can’t stand to be in the same room with one another without losing our tempers. You’ve hated me since the moment we met, so tell me Karim. Why am I here?” Your eyes followed his that looked downwards at the floor lost in deep thought, doubtful that whatever he said could change how you felt towards each other.
He breathed, “I’m not good at expressing how I feel with my words. They always get misunderstood and don’t come out the way I mean them to,” as you stood stilled in disbelief but allowed him to finish.
“I have a habit of putting up my guard whenever I first meet someone. You know the thing about Rekka, I’ve been like this ever since; and I guess the reason I’m always being sarcastic and tease you a lot, is because I’m comfortable around you. Even though we argue a lot, you’ve never once looked at me like the culprit.”
“So, that’s your reason?” Karim looked back up at you confused.
“Huh?”
“It wasn’t your fault for Rekka ending up the way that he did. You tried your best to save him, and at the end of the day, that’s all we can do,” as Karim gave you a saddened half smile.
“And! If you wanted a date, why didn’t you just ask me? Why go through all the trouble of making Hibana brag about you and drag me here?” You slightly tilted your head and waited for his answer.
“Because! I thought you’d turn me down, and by the time I realized I should’ve asked you myself, it was too late. It didn’t matter how much I begged her to help me, she wouldn’t help unless I paid an amount equal to the gravel I was or some crap, so I let her take whatever she wanted from my paycheck. I was going to ask you out last week and when I told Hibana I wanted my money back, she said she already blew the money from half my paycheck on some stupid shoes.”
“Pft-“ You both looked to each other for a moment before laughing at the same time, “That’s Hibana before you. There’s no refunds when you offer her money to do anything.” You shook your head at your best friend who still acted like the child from when you first met.
Karim rubbed the back of his neck, “I know. There’s no coming between that woman and her shoes. I’m pretty stupid right?”
“I think that might’ve been the first honest thing you’ve said today,” you joked.
“Then here’s the second most honest thing I’ve said today, I like you (Y/N). Will you go out with me?”
You purposely hesitated for a second longer just to see his cocky smile waver the slightest, “Yes.”
“What took you so long woman! Geez, you were about to give me a heart-attack!”
A Few Days Later
“Can you tell me what we’re doing out here Karim?” You felt like you were going to melt into a human puddle for how unbearably hot it was outside, “It’s in the middle of freaking Summer. It’s too hot!”
Karim chuckled as he unzipped the large bag he was lugging around on his shoulder the entire way and pulled out his special instrument, “I want you to aim the biggest ball of your flames at me.”
You looked at him bewildered. “Is all this sun going to your head?”
He pulled his earphones over his ears, “Come on, just do it. Trust me!” as he positioned himself.
You had no idea what he was planning, “O-okay, here goes!” as you took a deep breath summoning your flames that started out as a spinning sphere that instantly expanded into something of a giant burning meteor, and raised it over your head as you launched it at Karim with all your might.
You watched as Karim held his ground and waited for the perfect moment for his instrument to inhale in all the fire as he rung his bell loudly. The sounds waves from the bell fluctuated the air in your flames, the heat expanding and compressing within the valves of his instrument repeatedly, and when the sound waves expanded, it drastically changed the temperature of your flames by cooling it down.
A frigid gust of wind blew as your fire extinguished and you waited not knowing what to expect. You could hear the sound within the instrument stiffening as Karim aimed the other end of his instrument towards the ground.
“I heard you’d never gone ice-skating!” He called from the other side of the field.
You grinned, “I haven’t!” You watched in awe as the brown grass beneath you froze over into a giant field of solid ice to form your own personal ice rink.
Karim happily smiled as he ran around the rink towards you while holding two pairs of skates. “How’s this as our first officially official first date?”
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Survey #292
“dear god, let’s make this fucking clear: dear god, there’s nothing that i fear”
What internet browser do you use? Chrome. What brand water do you drink? (Smart Water, Dasani, etc) Mom just grabs the Great Value jugs. Do you have a job? No. Are you full-time or part-time? N/A Are you watching TV right now? No. Or are you listening to music? Yeah, "Mr. Crowley" by Ozzy. Such a great song. Would you go to jail for 3 years for $1,000,000? No. I would NOT survive in jail. When's your birthday? February 5th. I cannot fucking believe I'm almost 25. Thoughts on kids? Too impressionable for me. Even with my niece and nephew, I feel like every single word I say just like... stamps into their brains, and what if I say something that negatively affects them? I feel like it's my responsibility as an aunt to be a fountain of wisdom when I'm definitely not. I just get nervous around kids. Worst punishment you've ever received by your parents? I wouldn't call it a "punishment," but when I skinned the everliving fuck out of my knees and Mom was patching me up while I was just sobbing away, my dad literally roared "SHUT UP!" from my parents' bedroom, and it's stuck with me forever. Honestly, I think it may be a root in my extreme fear of men yelling. Worst punishment from Mom, probably this time where she smacked the shit outta my arm as a kid and left a clear handprint for a while. Are you the type who is completely against abortion? Why? No, I am firmly pro-choice, despite being pro-life most of my life. I don't feel like writing a moral essay, but basically, I absolutely cannot agree with forcing a woman to carry a human they don't want for whatever reason for nine fucking months, endure one of the most traumatically painful things known to man, and then properly and adequately care for that child. That is such a huge fucking responsibility that should be forced upon *nobody*. "But adoption!" Yeah, go tell that to the thousands of children waiting on you. This is leaning on exactly what I said I wouldn't do, so moving along. Have you ever read a book that actually changed your outlook on life? "I’ve read some books that were phenomenal, but I wouldn’t necessarily go so far as to say that they 'changed my outlook on life'." <<<< This was Johnny Got His Gun for me. Does your favorite flower hold any meaning to you? No. What would you do if your favorite animal became endangered? I would fucking freak. Have you ever owned an expensive eyeshadow palette? No, but I honestly do want at least one, primarily with a deep black and then some nice grays and neutral colors. Do you own a tripod for your camera? Yes. Are your nails always painted? Quite the opposite. What's one thing you've had a toxic reaction to? A breakup. Which holiday is your favorite to decorate for? I honestly don't really decorate because I just don't have the motivation, but Halloween is the best. Were you popular in school? Nope. Are there any foods that often give you heartburn or indigestion? BANANAS, dark sodas (like Coke or Dr. Pepper), peanut butter can... It's hard for me to tell much now because I have chronic heartburn and am medicated for it. Works great, so I don't experience this much. Is there something you intend to buy in the near future? Yes. Once my tattoo is done (I'm setting the appointment the next time we leave the house, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH), what I have left is going towards Venus' new terrarium. She really needs a 40 gallon. Is anyone in your family artistically talented? What about musically? I was the art kid, and family still insist I should be an artist. What cute behaviors or characteristics does/do your pet(s) have? Omg, Roman has so many. He nuzzles me all the time, will collapse into my hand to pet him, he insists on being the little spoon at bedtime (no, really), he literally tries to groom me with his teeth, licks my face... He is just a doll. My little buddy for sure. Now onto Venus. She loves to chill next to me in bed or find a cozy place under the covers, and omgggg does she love to slither around the bed doing the periscope thing. So curious. What's the screensaver on your computer? I don't have one. What’s the sexiest thing about a guy? I am WEAK for nice shoulderblades/muscular shoulders ok. What’s the sexiest thing about a girl? I am an ass bitch and I will not hesitate to admit it ayyyyyeeeee. Who were you with at midnight on January 1, 2021? Nobody. Who was the last person to send you a message on social media? My sister Misty. She's planning to surprise Mom (her stepmom, anyway) by showing up in a few weeks with her fiance and all her kids she's never met but desperately wants to. My mom is the only "real mom" she's ever had, and she just feels so bad that she has a by now teenage daughter (among three other younger ones) that has never met her "grandmother." It's just an expensive and long trip, but Misty's finally called it enough and is just driving down here with everyone. Mom is going to fucking sob. ^ What qualities does this person have, that you appreciate? Nice timing for this, since her fiercely anti-mask bullshit is all I can focus on about her lately... but there are good things about her. She truly is a very loving, passionate woman that, just like me, feels deeply and expresses it. What was the last thing that caused you to scowl, or frown? Does grimacing count from a sudden bodily pain? Have you smiled at any point during the last hour? Yeah. I'm watching the VOD of Arin Hanson playing Kingdom Hearts 2 for charity, and he went on a total fucking laughing fit. His laugh is so precious, so I just couldn't stop grinning. What was the last thing you consulted Google for? Ensuring "grimace" was the right word for my former expression, even though I was pretty positive it was correct... I don't know if anyone's noticed, but my English skills are degrading, particularly in spelling. It's concerning me. I was an English whiz my whole life up to now. My only guess is it's related to how godawful my memory is also declining. So, did anyone send you a "Happy New Year" message when midnight hit? No. When was the last time you were on a carousel? Probably not since I was a teenager being goofy with Jason or somebody. What is the closest you have ever been to an elephant? I have a picture on my dA of a beautiful elephant walking RIGHT by its fence at the zoo. It was pretty amazing, considering just how incredibly immense their enclosure is. Have you ever played Halo? No, it's not my kinda game. Have you ever read a National Geographic magazine? Oh, I'm positive I've read sections while in waiting rooms of various places. When was the last time you had a pillow fight? I have no idea. Realistically it was probably w/ Jason since that sounds like some cute playfighting thing we'd do, but I don't remember a particular instance. Name somebody who you think deserves more respect: "Retail works. The horror stories my mom has on the daily is absolutely ridiculous. People can be so incredibly rude." <<<< I absolutely agree with this; what friends and strangers alike rant about is just depressing. Nobody, especially those working through a goddamn pandemic that's killing thousands, deserves the disrespect that comes their way. Have some goddamn decency and know half the issues you bring up to retail workers isn't even their damn fault. Ohhhh, I could rant about this. In your own words, define what the word sexy means. So you mean like, what I think is considered sexy, not just the general definition? If that's the case, uhhh. Self-confidence (but absolutely not arrogance) is very attractive to me as a bitch who lacks it entirely, as well as good manners, being outgoing, and just... charm. I don't quite know how to describe that "charm" other than I'm really drawn to people who are unique and happy with it and just seem to have an aura about them that feels good to be in. What is the most popular tourist attraction where you live? I'm going to look at this question as if you're asking about my state and not general location because 1.) there ain't shit here and 2.) I'd prefer to keep relatively where I live quiet on the Internet. Looked it up and apparently NC's biggest tourist bait is the Biltmore Estate. Never been there myself, but it'd be pretty dope. Without looking - do you know what brand your underwear is? I'm in my own home and pjs, who the fuck wears underwear with that criteria lmao. Are you any good at volleyball? NOOOOOOOOO. I went to a volleyball camp thing once when I was younger and that shit hurts the hell outta your hands. I didn't stay long. Have you ever had a water balloon fight? Why of course. Do you think some babies are ugly? Quite honestly, probably most, especially newborns. Don’t you miss Chuck E. Cheese? I do; going there was one of the most exciting possible things to me as a kiddo. Do you think Fall Out Boy is gonna be a classic band, like Queen or AC/DC? Possibly. I mean they sure are pretty successful and well-known. Do you love stuff-crusted pizza? Eh, it's not my preference, but I'll eat it. Do you apply lotion after you bathe? No, but I really should, given how dry my skin is. What’s your favorite color? Pastel pink. Who did you have your most amazing kiss with? I'd like to not think about this. Has a YouTube video of yours ever gotten over 10,000 views? Lol definitely not. I think at least one on my older channel hit 1k somehow???? It was a birthday gift I made for someone. Would you ever get a tattoo on your collar bone? lol I already have one there. At some point I'm getting it covered, though. Do you like Robert Frost poems? I do! Do you go to church every Sunday? I never do. Have you ever been in a relationship on-and-off for more than a year? No, I don't play that game. You want me or you don't, so I'm not wasting my time on your uncertainty or just our lack of stability for whatever reason. If you had to get famous for one of the following, which would you choose: music, acting, writing, modeling? Absolutely writing. What do you think of girls with huge boobs that don’t wear bras in public? ?????????????????? i don't?????????????? care???????????????? they're not my tits??????????????? What is the last thing you tried on in a store? I don't know. I avoid trying shit on like the plague. And then it ends up being too big/small. I wonder why. Is sleeping naked more comfortable than in clothes? I've only ever fallen asleep naked once, and accidentally at that, so I really don't remember how I felt about it? Consciously though, I would feel very, very vulnerable so don't have plans to when I have my own place. Have you ever had a dream in which you were making out, or more, with someone? HAHAHA Y'AAAAAALLLLLLL THIS WAS DEADASS THE ONLY LUCID DREAM I'VE EVER HAD LMAOOOOO Do you feel as though you have a good memory, or are you forgetful at times? Do you feel that your short-term memory or long-term memory is better? My short-term memory is absolutely atrocious, like to the point it seriously affects my ability to get shit done. You can give me something that needs to be done and I will forget in a heartbeat. Now, my long-term memory is astonishing. I can remember many things from my childhood in incredible detail. Have you ever had a concussion or some other sort of brain injury before? Did you need to have surgery for it? I've had a concussion or two. I can't remember which. I didn't need surgery. Do you have any sort of mental illnesses or disorders? What do they involve? Yeah: chronic depression, crippling social anxiety, generalized anxiety, avoidant personality disorder (AvPD), obsessive compulsive disorder, PTSD, bipolar II, and I think that's it. My head's a mess and a half. What’s the longest that your hair has ever been? How about the shortest? When is the last time that you got it cut? About to the small of my back; how it is now, which is pretty much shaved on the left and fades to near my chin on the right. I actually got it cut last month; we've gone to a family friend for years whose shop is just an extra building by her house and very rarely has more than two clients in it. We had masks on, of course. At what age did you start getting gray hairs, if you happen to have any? I don't have any. Somehow, given my stress level at all times, haha. What are some ways that you style your hair? Do you use any sorts of products in it? It's too short to style. I don't use any products in it but obviously shampoo. Who was the last person to truly get on your nerves? What do you think caused you to feel that way? Probably my mom. I think she was in a rotten mood for one reason or another and just being snappy and generally rude. Do you recycle? Is this through choice or do you live somewhere where it’s compulsory? We do; it's by choice, and it'd be immensely ignorant not to where we live considering it literally gets picked up with the other garbage. Do you prefer plain, carbonated, or flavored water? Do you think you drink enough water throughout the day? I've never tried carbonated water, and flavored water rarely works for me due to artificial sweeteners giving me beastly headaches. So I'll just take really cold, filtered water. Have you ever needed to call the police, ambulance, or fire department? I had to call the ambulance for my mom right before her cancer was discovered because she was literally immobile and in ungodly pain. When was the last time you visited the library? What was the purpose of your visit? At my old college, as the newspaper photographer, I took some artsy pics up there. I will probably forever worry that leaving school resulted in the biggest career opportunity slipping through my fingers through that newspaper. Do you see a lot of wild animals where you live? Are any of them dangerous? I guess about the normal amount you'd see in the country. Some dangerous animals live here, sure, that's probably everywhere, but you very rarely see any. Aside from when you were born, have you ever had to stay the night in the hospital? For suicidal thoughts and one attempt, yes. Have you ever experienced a panic attack? Ahhhh, do I know those well. Thankfully, it's been a long time since I had an all-out panic attack. Would you ever want to go into the medical profession? Was your answer different pre-COVID? Nope. Well, besides being a vet, which I haven't wanted to be since I was a kid. Where you live, are people paying attention to whatever restrictions are in place to help control COVID? Many? No. Because it's apparently a fuckin hoax or not as bad as the government wants us to think. Fucking cretins. Do you get a real or artificial Christmas tree? Artificial. Real ones aren't worth the money nor mess. What’s your favourite type/flavor of popcorn? Caramel corn. Do you drink oat milk? No, but I'm interested in at least trying it. The dairy industry is absolutely repulsive if you look into it, and I'd love to do what I can to take as little part in it as possible... even though I am a dairy fiend. I seriously wish I could go vegan, I am just WAY too picky for it. Do you love thrifting? Oh fuck yes. I've been very few times in my life, but I'mm all about it. Do you consider using only lowercase letters your aesthetic? I do find it visually appealing; I like the flow of similar letter height. I never do it for "serious" things, but on places where it's "for the aesthetic," it's likely that's how I'll write something. Do you say “mood?” Way too much lmao. Do you own fairy lights? No, though I would like them if it wouldn't look stupid in my room. Do you own glass straws because the metal ones kind of gross you out because you can’t tell if they are clean or not? ... I didn't know glass straws were a thing. I have a handful of metal ones though, but I always forget I have one in my purse when I go out... Have you made a TikTok? No. Do you own airpods? No. Are you afraid of Mercury in retrograde? I don't believe in a planet's position or whatever having any effect on people. Do you make life choices based on astrology? Definitely not, considering I don't believe in it to begin with. How many pairs of converse shoes do you own? Maybe like, five? Number of jeans in your closet: Zero. What accent do you have? Not really any, but sometimes I sound kinda southern with specific words. Do you have a big butt? Yo I got a Hank Hill ass, so no. Do you count how long you and your gf/bf have been together? In my past relationships, yes, I assigned our anniversary to memory. I don't really... know why, like it doesn't really matter how long you've been together, I just do. Have you graduated? From HS, yes. I dropped out of college three times lmao. Rihanna or Lady GaGa? Ohhh, not sure. Maybe GaGa, but both ladies have songs I love. "Disturbia" doess beat all of her songs, tho. The fuckin BEAT. Do you use fake eyelashes? Never tried 'em. Which was the last book that really captivated you? The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood. What makeup brands do you use? I'm not loyal to any, really. I would be if I could afford expensive shit, but yeah, that ain't my life.
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About your german-heritage theory: german person here! In germany we usually call it limonade though the part i live in calls it brause as well!
well i definitely dont think we got “pop” from either of those, hmm
okay so some googling netted me an article and its WAY cuter than i thought it’d be
basically “Soda” is the most popular in the west coast and the northeast, because their first introduction to carbonated beverages was usually soda fountains
in the south its ‘coke’ because Coca-cola originated in the south and for a long time was the most popular kind there
whereas the midwest had all kinda pop (not just coke) but usually not the infrastructure that would necessitate any given restaurant having a soda fountain, so they almost always were getting it out of glass bottles with corks!
and the glass bottles make a a pop noise when you open them! this is by far the cutest bit of etymology i’ve ever learned
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Fizzy Pain Water
I will forever be absolutely perplexed by the surging popularity of LaCroix and Bubly and drinks like them.
Why? I’ll tell you. It’s 1995, and I’m in the latter half of my tumultuous eighth grade year. I am still going to “the learning lab” one period a day.
That lab, btw is where my school district decided to shove all the kids with learning disabilities/verbal autism/high functioning autism/ADD/ADHD. These kids were not considered in need of in depth help (there was another room with special education teachers for other things such as mental retardation, Down syndrome, low or non verbal autism, and students with physical limitations).
The room itself was (like most rooms in our aging decrepit building) white painted cinder block. You signed in when you arrived, and out when you left to prove you were there. You also had to show what it is you had worked on. Nothing wasn’t an option since your teachers all communicated daily with the learning lab staff.
I can recall the following incident particularly well. It was the dead of winter. Snowing outside, I was sitting at my desk facing out towards the road in front of the school, doing math homework. I was extremely thirsty and asked to get a drink as the fountain was just around the corner. Of course like all sane requests a student made in that room, it was denied. So I sat back down and as I was doing the math, the lead learning lab staff member (there were three at any time all in the same room with desks of their own and all kinds of personal effects behind them) started blasting Billy Joel’s “River of Dreams” while gushing over how handsome he was and how she was going to his show.
It was then my body decided to have a coughing fit. So that happened. I finally stopped but naturally my throat was very irritated and dry. I guess the lead staff member felt sorry for me and she asked me if I wanted a drink from her mini fridge.
Uh yes! Hello! There is probably Coke or Pepsi in there! Now for some kind of break here: I was drinking Coke, Pepsi, Dew, Dr. Pepper whatever there was since I was 5 or 6. We drank it exclusively in my house. All the dang time. So it wasn’t like it was a treat...it was like “sure I could use a pick me up”. Imagine my confusion when she opened up the fridge to reveal two flavors of LaCroix. Lemon and Cherry.
I didn’t want to ask what LaCroix was and having drank Clearly Canadian I knew what sparkling water was supposed to taste like. I said Cherry. I was given a can. I cracked it. I sniffed it. Very Cherry. Extremely strong smell. This was going to be good. I threw my head back, pursed my lips on the can opening and drank.
Immediately I knew something wasn’t right. My throat burned more, and there was no flavor. My tongue was on fire. The only thing I could compare it to is when the soda fountain at a restaurant is only dispensing the carbonated water. I tried to swirl it around and try again. This time I coughed it up and my breakfast was threatening to join it too.
I managed to not visit the premises to let loose of my breakfast, but the taste of faint cherry and sausage gravy mixed with vomit carried with me another three hours til lunch.
The next day I was offered another when I asked to get a drink. I told the staff member that I didn’t want any more of the “fizzy pain water”. And no they weren’t trying to get rid of it because they didn’t like it. They drank the stuff religiously.
To date I’ve tried on several other occasions to try it and other brands and I do not see the appeal. At all. Period. Sorry to you sparkling water addicts. I’ll stick with something with flavor.
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Orange Vanilla Coca-Cola is Coming to Generation Z
Press Release: February 22, 2019 11:59pm
Gainesville, FL., February 22, 2019 - In very ode to a creamsicle fashion, Coca-Cola has launched its first new flavor in over a decade. On February 11, 2019 Thom Forbes wrote an article that was published in Media Post about the new flavor that is being released by Coca-Cola this month called Orange Vanilla. Forbes writes that this new flavor outperformed other creative combinations with a focus group. In this article Forbes reminds the reader that the last new flavors were launched by Coca-Cola in 2007, well over a decade ago. Coke was able to find that though carbonated beverage popularity has taken a hit as of late, the “healthier” zero sugar versions of the soft drink have done quite well.
The case can be made that this launch is simply a ploy to get consumers back on the sugar bandwagon when things have taken a healthier turn, recently. According to Forbes, “The Orange Vanilla announcement comes at a time when Big Soda contends with criticism over American's unhealthy eating habits and with municipalities around the country passing so-called soda taxes. Plus, Americans now buy more bottled water than carbonated beverages, data from the research and consulting company Beverage Marketing found,” Zlati Meyer points out for USA Today. This indicates that to try to injects Coke’s name back into people’s minds while reaching for a beverage the company had to think of something new, something drastic to get people reaching back for those syrupy sweet carbonated concoctions.
Because Coca-Cola is such a recognizable brand any new release they make is going to cause a major stir and a push for partnerships. The deal made to release the fountain drink version exclusively with Wendy’s for the first month with tie in to the NCAA March Madness basketball tournament was a major win for all three brands. The exposure during the tournament and beyond is sure to drive sales numbers up for both Coca-Cola and Wendy’s. While Pepsi used one night at the Superbowl to try to outshine the competition, Coca-Cola is making a month-long effort. Even in advertising and marketing the classic Pepsi versus Coke debate continues.
MediaPost is an integrated publishing and conference company whose mission is to provide a complete array of resources for media, marketing and advertising professionals.
Writer’s contact information: #statonksis
https://www.mediapost.com/publications/article/331762/coca-cola-launching-first-trademark-flavor-in-more.html?edition=112853
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Intro: Coca-Cola Background (Tate)
Coca-Cola Company (better known as Coca-Cola or Coke) is an American corporation that was formally founded in Atlanta, Georgia by pharmacist Asa Griggs Candler in 1892. First, let’s go back even further and look at more on how the company came to be and its background before it was officially established.
The Coca-Cola drink itself first originated in 1886 to the credit of pharmacist John Pemberton. The bookkeeper of his Pemberton Chemical Company, Frank Robinson, receives credit for naming the drink and for penning that name in the graceful script that is now known as Coca-Cola’s trademark. Originally, Dr. Pemberton publicized the drink as a tonic for most common illnesses, basing it on cocaine from a coca leaf and caffeine-rich extracts of a kola nut, hence the name “Coca-Cola.” The cocaine, however, was removed from the formula shortly after in 1903. Dr. Pemberton sold his “syrup” to soda fountains throughout the area, and the drink became wildly popular and successful, partially thanks to its advertisement. In 1891, Candler came along and secured total ownership of the blooming business. This sale rang in at $2300, along with the exchange of a few proprietary rights. Coca-Cola Company was incorporated the following year, and the trademark for the company was officially registered in the US Patent Office another year later in 1893.
Today, Coca-Cola Company serves as a global symbol of American tastes. The company has nearly 3000 products available in over 200 countries around the globe, producing and selling various soft drinks and citrus beverages. Coca-Cola is the largest beverage manufacturer and distributor in existence and is one of the US’ largest corporations.
The Editors of Encyclopedia Britannica. (n.d.). The Coca-Cola Company. Retrieved from: https://www.britannica.com/topic/The-Coca-Cola-Company
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I did some research into this. It was really popular from 1900 to 1920. What did them in was trying to battle the gigantic (at the time, and obviously unstoppable now) Coca-Cola. They apparently “stole” the design and the style of the logo for cola cola. Their advertising implied that they had cracked the secret formula for Coke and that theirs was largely identical in taste to Coke and cheaper. Sometime around 1911, the company split and half of it ended up being a distributor for Pepsi and the other half try to continue with the design you see above. What eventually did them in was they got hobbled by the lawsuits that Coca-Cola leveled against them forcing them to change their design and stop comparing themselves to Coca-Cola. What eventually ended up being kind of a deathblow to them was when they started calling up soda fountains and restaurants offering to sell their syrup in unmarked containers to which the establishment could sell as Coca-Cola and customers wouldn’t know the difference. Like so many early soda brands, they ended up falling into obscurity as Coke and Pepsi ended up dominating the market, pushing out smaller competitors.
The Daily Democrat, Natchez, Mississippi, June 21, 1912
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Cocaine-laced Coca-Cola was really a thing – here’s the story
Did Coca-Cola really originally have cocaine in it? Amazingly, yes.
Originally marketed as a health drink when it debuted in the 1880s, Coca-Cola was said to cure everything from a migraine (aka “sick headache”) to physical exhaustion to depression.
No surprise it was so effective to help people pep up, because for its first 17 years of existence, Coca-Cola actually contained the other real coke.
But even without cocaine as an ingredient, Coke has managed to “addict” millions of beverage fans around the world. According to worldwide statistics from 2010, we drink an estimated 1.6 billion servings of Coca-Cola products every day.
COCA-COLA SYRUP AND EXTRACT
For Soda Water and other Carbonated Beverages.
This “Intellectual Beverage” and Temperance Drink contains the valuable Tonic and Nerve Stimulant properties of the Coca plant and cola (or Kola) nuts, and makes not only a delicious, exhilarating, refreshing and invigorating Beverage (dispensed from the soda water fountain or in other carbonated beverages), but a valuable Brain Tonic and cure for all nervous affections — Sick Head-Ache, Neuralgia, Hysteria, Melancholy, etc.
The peculiar flavor of COCA-COLA delights every palate; it is dispensed from the soda fountain in same manner as any of the fruit syrups.
J S Pemberton
Chemist Sole Proprietor, Atlanta, Ga.
A popular drink which is said to foster the cocaine habit
“I want to call your attention to a very vicious and pernicious thing which is going on in this and almost every other town,” said a thoughtful citizen yesterday.
“What is that?”
“The drug stores and the soda fountains are selling enormous quantities of something they call “coca cola.” It is said to relieve nervousness, and ‘that tired feeling’ and all that sort of thing, and people are drinking it a dozen times a day. I am told by a physician that the ingredient which makes coca cola so popular is cocaine.
There is evidently enough of it in the drink to affect people and it is insidiously but surely getting thousands of people into the cocaine habit, which is ten times worse than alcoholism and as bad as the morphine habit. It is an awful drug and the victims of it are slaves. I have seen it!
And here the gentleman shuddered. “A friend of mine was a victim of it,” he continued, “and he killed himself before my eyes. He got so under the power of the cocaine habit that he saw he could not stop it, and he took a pistol and ended his life.
“I am confident that a chemical analysis of Coca-Cola would show the presence of cocaine. A physician tells me that is the ingredient which makes it popular, and it seems to me that it is a matter which the board of health ought to look into.”
Rebuttal following the above letter: Coca-Cola said to be safe
Letter to the editor, as published in The Atlanta Constitution (Atlanta, Georgia) – June 13, 1891
Editor, Constitution:
There appears in the columns or your paper this morning a notice of “Coca-Cola,” a preparation which I have been manufacturing and selling largely in this and other communities, for the past three years, as a soda fountain beverage, to the principal dealers, who have dispensed it to the very best people in the community which they serve.
For nearly twenty years, I have lived in Atlanta and been known prominently as a druggist. Among the citizens of this place, I think I have a great many warm friends to whom I can refer for endorsement; that I have endeavored to live above reproach. never manifesting s desire to build up my own interests at the expense of theirs.
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As to Coca-Cola, if your “thoughtful citizen” will find one person in all this country who is a cocaine user by reason of having drank Coca-Cola, then I plead guilty to their charges. In a pamphlet which I issue and distribute at much expense, I plainly state that among a great many other things which enter into its composition, we use coca leaves.
I have no objections to stating just here that one gallon of Coca-Cola syrup, which makes 128 glasses, as dispensed from the fountains, contains one-half ounce of green coca leaves, which are treated with hot water.
If your thoughtful citizen and prominent physician has got as much sense as they lack regard for correct speaking, they can readily see that a gallon of this syrup would not produce any decided effects attributable to cocaine.
Without any investigation as to who is using Coca-Cola, I feel confident that I can truthfully say that every prominent minister, a number of our most skilled physicians, together with nine-tenths of the businessmen, including all professions, are and have been for at least three years constant patrons of Coca-Cola.
Because a man once tries it and finds it to be a prompt restorer of his energies and goes back and gets it again and again should not be an argument against its use any more than against the recall of our family physician who restores to life and health the members of our family.
That some people use too much of it is not its fault or mine, but I have yet to hear of a single case having been injured thereby. The popularity of the beverage is caused as much by the judicious advertising that has been done for it as by its own genuine merits.
We trust that as you have doubtless carelessly permitted the attack to be made, you will as carefully insert this plain statement of my side of the case.
Respectfully, Asa G Candler
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Coca cola Bottles
The bottle shape, glass colour and the labels have changed throughout the years.
The first bottle in the beginning 1899 only had the coca cola name engraved on the bottle with no label.
Then in the 1900s they had labels made , the writing was very calligraphic which was the style of letter forms during that time.
The bottles has gone from a green tone glass to clear. I think the clear is better because sometimes a tint of colour can make things look weird and off putting.
Even though plastic bottles were invented in the 1970s , coca cola did not use them until the 1990s. The shape of the glass bottles were mirrored for the plastic bottles. The style of coca cola bottles and packaging has been updated but in keeping of their original style.
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In 1899, two Chattanooga lawyers, Joseph Whitehead and Benjamin Thomas, traveled to Atlanta to negotiate the rights to bottleCoca-Cola. The product had been an increasingly popular soda fountain drink established a mere 13 years previously. In fountain form, Coca-Cola grew from an average of nine drinks per day sold in 1886 to being sold in every state of the US by 1900. Thomas and Whitehead wanted to capitalize on the popularity of the drink by bottling it to be consumed outside the four walls of a soda fountain.
The Coke bottle has been called many things over the years. One of the more interesting of the nicknames is the “hobbleskirt” bottle. The hobbleskirt was a fashion trend during the 1910s where the skirt had a very tapered look and was so narrow below the knees that it “hobbled” the wearer. The bottle was also called the “Mae West” bottle after the actress’s famous curvaceous figure. The first reference to the bottle as a “contour” occurred in a 1925 French Magazine, La Monde, which described the Coca-Cola bottle with a distinctive contour shape. To the general public, the shape is just “the Coke bottle.”
While Andy Warhol is the artist most known for using the Coke bottle in art, the first popular artist to incorporate the bottle in a painting was Salvadore Dali, who included a bottle in his 1943 work, Poetry in America. Later artist like Sir Eduardo Paolozzi also used the form in the late 1940s. Robert Rauchenberg included Coca-Cola Bottles in his 1957 sculpture, A Coca-Cola Plan. However, Warhol’s use of the bottle in his 1962 show, The Grocery Store, cemented the “pop art” movement and enshrined the bottle as a favorite or succeeding generations of artist. Warhol’s quote from his 1975 book, The Philosophy of Andy Warhol, sums up the artist choice of the bottle to represent mass culture.
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