AU in which Harry and Zayn become fathers together. They move into a home together to finally become the family they always wanted to be. But then Harry murders Zayn because he falls for Niall. Zayn鈥檚 dear friend Janet Jackson visits his grave the same day Niall proposes to marry Harry at the America Music Awards.
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It鈥檚 what all fast-food chicken is made from鈥攖hings like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve鈥攂ones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There鈥檚 more: because it鈥檚 crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!