#coffee isnt working and cocaine is illegal

[ihaveaweirdidea]

Listen, brain, here's my list of demands...

we gotta work 40+ hours a week. i need time and energy for that.

🧠 "i gotchu fam."

okay, and i need to exercise 20 - 30 minutes a day so our body doesn't fall apart.

🧠 "essential. we'll die. lol"

Oh, and i need to be able to do my share of the chores - teamwork makes the dream work...

🧠 "how many chores we talking about?

Several...

🧠 "what like, per day...?"

OH and i need to be able to enjoy my hobbies - the usual, eating, napping, drawing, reading, writing, building, crafting, watching tv and movies...

🧠 "Hey, hold up..."

OH-OH-OH and i want to go out and enjoy life... OF COURSE I need to make time for the Mrs. and all the things she wants us to do! 🩷 OH and I want to travel...

🧠 "sthap..."