#codgers

[retroactivebakeries]

do people still remember boxxy

[cjoatprehn]

Happy Escapril! I hope everyone’s having a good day so far. I’m dropping my first poem with @adventurerswritingguild second prompt from their list! Day two is “The Internet.” I really channeled this song for inspiration. It won’t read the same, the message is ultimately what I’m going for here.

Song Playing:

Here’s my poem with Alt Text provided. I hope you enjoy.

Oh snap! I maxed out tumblr tags for the first time! That’s a new record. 30 max. Huh. Good to know.

Update with Spoken Word

[#escapril Spoken Word] “A 25 year old Codger’s Cloud Rant” by CJOAT for AWG Shoutout @boburnham

It is April 10. I have another update. It took awhile. I have been getting worsening nightmares as of recent. So I haven’t been sleeping well. Rather at all.

That talk is not for this post.

I made a graphic for “A 25 Year Old Codger’s Cloud Rant.” I made it cyber themed based on the internet. It was hard to make due to the effect on my eyes but…this is an eyestrain warning. Be warned, as I cannot add the eyestrain tag when there’s 30 already.

I hope everyone has a good day, whenever you see this. You can do this. I’m proud of you.

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote

Slenderman: ... goodluck.

Hoodie: *stops walking away* *Turns around*

Hoodie: What?-

Slenderman: Nothing. Go away, I'm working.

[autopsiedsage]

havent finished it yet but umm ya’ll. mouthwashing is Really good. it made me ever so slightly queasy. 👍

theres a gothic aspect to it that I havent seen mentioned in my brief forays into online discussion, like yes its a Horror game but like stylistically, its themes feel old school Gothic to me. at first it was like modern space trucker capitalistic alienation mixed with a tasty lil yellow wallpapery je ne sais quoi, but after the twist… oh baby. oh Baby.

[grumpyoldrecluse]

[fangsandsoftgrass]

Ok 6 from the ask list, I wanna know who she absolutely won’t take advice from

Ohohohooo BROTHER

She absolutely will not listen to anything Cadwell says. His last piece of "advice" was to get eaten by Mulamniir in the final confrontation against him and then just "eat the big tosser's heart before he can kill the rest of us"

Safe to say that did not happen (though she did snatch a few chunks of the beast before he was discorporated LOL)

[besuretosavorit]

Nishiki has been of legal drinking age for 2 months at the start of Yakuza 0, what do you mean he's already a regular at Serena? He says he likes it because the "family higher-ups" haven't found it yet; how frequently is he having to interact with the lieutenants that he already needs a respite from them? 

I wonder how long he spent just venting to Reina about anything and everything, finally having a space of his own separate to Sunflower or the Dojima family. Anyway, this was meant to be a lighthearted "baby boy please think of your liver, you were still a teenager less than 100 days ago" type post.

[trickinabucket]

Had a ramble at Ed abt Majima thoughts that included a few interesting things:

Champion Bullshitter, Champion social engineer

Has a really calculating way to deal w people/seeing situations in a social sense that is typically considered “disturbing” but it’s just how he thinks (me too)

Because of which, in order to interact w the world, he’s “come to a conclusion” you must always put up a performance

Which is part of why he has the little outfits; it’s him putting his whole pussy into doing shit. Go hard or go home

Really good at doing just enough in a situation to get away w his shitty attitude; in 0 he clearly hated sagawa’s guts and communicated that often enough, but when moments came where Shit Hit The Fan, he immediately went into a state of what i jokingly called sycophancy

RGG thinks he’s sane bc when ur traumatized and functional/hyperfunctional thats not actually “crazy” thats being smart!!!!

High functioning AuDHD? His symptoms are just written off as personality quirks

[the-cat-at-the-theatre-door]

Taking a break from OC requests - have a redesigned Victor, instead.

[cosmogyros]

I swear to God, modern music production is so FLAT that it physically hurts to listen to. There's no spatial depth to it, no air, no sense of this music actually being performed in a real three-dimensional space. Please can we bring back breath and air and space in music production?

[passengerpigeons]

tarnished: walks into the divine beast dancing lion's arena

hornsent grandam: marika is a WHORE. a SLUT. she's wack her pussy wack and people like u should DIE.

[augustusaugustus]

12.131 Old Codgers

GORDON: I’ve found a man that we wanted for murder, back in 1944.

An unusual one about a very cold case.

[drawer-ghost]

Headcanonizing that Mettaton is like 3 digits years old since he is a ghost is hilarious but it's even more if he doesn't and is just a very sensible 30 years old.

[kabibblewrites]

“What have you got there?”

*shuffles 65 page WIP I’ve been working on for a literal decade into the corner*

[matt0044]

The last weekend of October being forecasted in the LATE 70s should be proof alone of Climate Change.

Yet so many conservatives want to bury their heads in the sand. I wanna live where they are because apparently, nothing's wrong like SUMMER WEATHER DURING AUTUMN happens to them.