#codependent gwuncan friendship

[hollowboobtheory]

au where duncan and gwen made a pact to get married if they're both still single at 35 and they're desperately trying to hook each other up with anything that moves.

[sentimentalslut]

gwuncan apartment. duncans bedroom is in there. whenever he pisses gwen off she points at it and says "go to jail" and he never does it but it's funny

the bit is hilarious until he brings a girl home and theyre fuckin in the cage in the living room. at which point gwen is like "this cage has to go". but it doesnt actually get removed until courtney shows up and throws an absolute shit fit, uniting duncan and gwen on the 'pro holding cell' side once again. Duncan still moves into a normal bedroom tho. bc he's pussy whipped

[hollowboobtheory]

duncan: *lying down on a pentagram* ROCK AND ROLL BUCKAROOS! you wanna eat my heart? you wanna eat gwen's heart? turn the light on! look gwen, the light turned on!

gwen: hunched over in the corner as her soul slowly leaves her body

Debating if Duncan would pull a Zac Bagans and piss off the ghost on purpose to get a reaction

[type-a-princess]

i love how every duncney or courtney centered fanfic taking place years after td all follow the same format which is like

- courtney's life improved

- duncan's life did not

- the role for courtney's closest friends are usually bridgette, trent, or heather

- courtney and gwen are on good terms or still working it out

- the role for duncan's closest friends are usually geoff or dj

- codependent gwuncan friendship

[hollowboobtheory]

ok so in my mind. that time in season 2 right after Gwen was eliminated when Duncan was like "I can't believe she sold us out to the other team. I didn't think she had it in her" that's the closest he ever comes to actually being attracted to her. send tweet

[hollowboobtheory]

God the new icon is WORKING it is ENHANCING

[hollowboobtheory]

this. this the agenda

Just want to go ahead and thank @hollowboobtheory and @sentimentalslut for some inspiration on this new fic.

Thanks to you I have added snippets of Djwen and variations of Duncan telling Courtney she’s a good girl.

[hollowboobtheory]

gwen should have popped off on everyone in WT she should have been like "yeah no fuckin shit i'm worried the last time we saw duncan he was falling out of an airplane and now we have no idea if he's even alive or dead! why aren't you worried? what the fuck dude!"

[hollowboobtheory]

it's a good day to remind everybody that duncan and gwen are both deangirls and they both think they're the dean in their friendship. gwen relates to dean because she too is a parentified older sibling and duncan likes him because cool car rock and roll gun man. courtney is a casgirl.

[hollowboobtheory]

unhinged reunion fic for the holidays.... TWO!

[hollowboobtheory]

duncney + roommate Gwen is so funny how are you gonna fuck with a sad bitch sobbing to evanescence at max volume next door

[hollowboobtheory]

codependent gwuncan friendship apartment. i'm imagining it's a converted church basement.

[hollowboobtheory]

if you shipped gw*ncan back in the day that's forgivable but we're all grownups now. they're extremely codependent roommates and also possibly siblings.

[hollowboobtheory]

the inherent vibe to Codependent Gwuncan Friendship is that one post that’s like “they’re out of town i’m gonna cut the sleeves off all my shirts because they’re 85% of my impulse control.” but it’s a two-way street. these two assholes are playing ping pong with their one shared brain cell.

[hollowboobtheory]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFjWHyPx/

gwen when duncan and courtney start arguing

she's like oh yeah. i'm gonna bring that back up when he least expects it.

[hollowboobtheory]

duncan: *pulling into a post-core necrowave death grunge show in the parking lot of a 7/11 with an alien sex fiends karaoke afterparty* the fuck is this

gwen: culture. it's time you got some.

duncan: you said we were seeing green day.

gwen: if green day were coming to town you'd have heard about it from someone other than me so it's your own damn fault for being so gullible. now put this fucking mime makeup on so we don't get laughed out of the scene