#cod funny moments

[just-a-sewer-goblin]

The way Soap would use military talk to get a reaction from you. He knows you're into it. So you're standing in the kitchen, maybe cooking something and you can hear his raspy voice from behind the corner "Got visuals on the target" and you're already grinning, wisely putting down anything that could make a mess. You hear slight shuffling and a whispered "Nice and stealthy boys", the next thing you know is him tackling you and immediately catching you in his arms, carefully lowering you to the floor. He crawls over you rasping: "Hostage secured", and presses his lips to yours but you both have to laugh. And it ends up being a messy kiss because you both can't stop giggling and grinning into the kiss. And when he breaks away because you're both smiling so wide it's just impossible to properly kiss, you put your hand on his chest and tell him: "You're a goof MacTavish". His smile softens and he replies: "Aye, your goof, that is."

[perpetual-fng]

when you accidentally lose the favorite child of ur husband

[imaginesheaven]

Funny moment with TF 141

*on the way to the mission in the car*

(Y/N): *turns on music*

(Y/N): *sings* Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want

Gaz: *joins you* So tell me what you want, what you really, really want

(Y/N): I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

Soap, Gaz & (Y/N): If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

Ghost: *sits between singing Gaz and Soap* …

Soap, Gaz & (Y/N): Make it last forever, friendship never ends

Ghost: … I really want to get out …

Price: *drives* Sorry, buddy, (Y/N) won the bet.

Ghost: …

Soap, Gaz & (Y/N): If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give! Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is!

Ghost: … *tries not to cry*

[sudsyv2]

Soap who learns just how touch starved Ghost is and then ghost also learning just how willing soap is to let ghost glomp him.

Even if ghost was a fucking brick wall of a man, soap would always have his arms open wide to hold the other. Ghost would wrap strong arms around soap waist and hum in pleasure as he feels soap ease his fingers through ghosts hair.

It was gentle and sickeningly sweet.

Like a mama holding her child, close and filled with love. Something ghost never experienced. Someone being so gentle with him. Ghost was more of a machine than a man. Throwing away things like feelings was what ghost was trained to do. He wasn’t supposed to feel sad, to feel happy, to feel anything.

Oh but how Simon wished he could.

For his whole life Simon was a bird stuck in its cage, tied down to its perch. Wings clipped. And feathers turned a dull white. The color long gone from them.

He was brought up as a pawn. One that fell under hands that couldn’t care less about where they moved him across the board that is the battlefield. Just another insignificant piece on the board.

But Johnny saw through that. And did more for Simon than he thought he deserved.

He saw through the walls that ghost had built up, over years and years. And then Johnny tore through them.

Tore through them and saw Simon.

A shriveled mess, so lonely and so scared. Johnny saw a dim light in Simons eyes. Light that wasn’t just refracted from the glint of ghosts blade. It was human. Something ghost had desperately trained out of his own body.

The human, Simon, was shy at first. Barely peeking his head out. Soap was used to ghost.

But Johnny could most definitely get used to Simon.

Simon was demure. The opposite of ghost. He was still silent though. But it wasn’t from the instincts of a trained killer, it was from the instincts of someone who’s been beat down so much that they can’t help but curl in on themselves.

But just like soap brought ghost out his spot in the corner of the room, Johnny brought Simon out of ghosts shadow.

Simon could remember all the times soap switched to Johnny. That loud and playful energy switched to calm and tender. All to meet with Simon. The one ghost had kept hidden for years.

Johnny was slow and patient with Simon. Gentle coaxing and soft chats. Soon Simon began to speak. Walking out from behind ghosts shadow to meet with johnnys kind eyes.

It wasn’t just ghost and soap, a connection through their personas, but now it was Simon and Johnny. They mixed together just as well as ghost and soap did, if not better.

Ghost would turn to Simon when his social battery ran out. Softly pulling of soaps shirt to lead the man to ghosts room. Where they’d spend hours laying together. Simon and Johnny.

Simon held onto Johnny like the man was his salvation.

And for what simons been through? Johnny might as well been god in a human form.

[toxooz]

since the 1st one was a Hit Tweet™ why not make another edition :] some poor fool just out of frame stuck to a C4 probably

[givemebackmypills]

<33333

[emptyapartments]

as your brother stop posting about og price i just got the text notification about how you can’t stop thinking about him.

lets just say if i was soap in the gulag scene from mw2 things wouldve ended so differently if yk what i mean . (i wouldve gottenFERAKY)

[esoteric-v]

[reds-skull]

Finished the batch of animations I downloaded last time, might do some with Ghost next because I already have his model...

[a-s-levynn]

Hi Foap

[4me2knowandyou2findout]

Got jump scared today by the back of a energy drink can.

Suddenly Ghost was staring back at me from this can’s ad campaign and I was like ‘haha that looks like Ghost’ and then I remembered that he’s a popular character… and the saw the can said ‘call of duty’ on it.

So I sort of shifted form ‘ha there is no way’ to the emotions of:

SIMON?? My babygorl??? What are doing here?

[vvh1sk3y]

You fucking females be ruining everything God Damn

hi there!

you mean to tell me you took time out of your day to send me an anon message because your masculinity is so fragile you can’t deal with women enjoying something??

like men haven’t been sexualizing female (and even underage) characters for years looool

[slumberingcorpse]

Ghost 💀: “How about we take this conversation to my room?”

Soap 🧼: *Winks and smirks* “Got something in mind L.T.?”

Ghost 💀: “Yeah, something I’ve wanted to show you for a while.” *proceeds to show off his extensive knife collection*

[vikabikabitch]

Oh..

OH SHIT-

oh thank god...i guess

[islandtarochips]

Uh oh…

*Me dropping off my Chief home*

Chief: *looking through her bag* Oh no…Hey, Taro. Can I use your phone to call mine? I don’t know if I brought it with me or I left it at the office.

Me: Oh yeah sure! No problem! *gave her my phone*

Chief: Thanks.

*Chief started dialing and found her phone before she saw something on my phone screen*

Chief: Ooooo~ Who’s this on your screen?

Me: *blushed to see her showing my phone screen with FULL BRIGHTNESS* O-Oh! It’s just uh…my favorite video game characters😅

Chief: Oooh. Ok then. *gave my phone back* Thank you again, Taro.

Me: You’re welcome! Ehehehe……*internal scream on the inside*

Arthur’s Note: It ACTUALLY happened though. TODAY. Like an HOUR ago. In my workplace. I was dropping my chief off home since she wasn’t feeling well and I let her use my phone to call hers. And she asked me of who’s this person on my phone screen. If you’re wondering WHAT is on my phone screen………..it’s THIS-

YUP... MHMM... She saw THAT... In FULL. BRIGHTNESS. I was dying inside. Good thing I didn't say, "Oh that's my husband-" NO! That'll make it even MORE AWKWARD during the car ride! So yeah, that's all I wanted to share. Thank you for reading it this far. Love you, peles! 😘❤️

[vanosslirious]

Wildcat: Can you guys just die?

Vanoss: No! He has a child!