#cockroach thoughts

[switchbladesainted]

some thoughts i had about the way that bugs love

[rufwooff]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S AUGUST

[asteroidtroglodyte]

>be me

>hates Roaches like any American

>decide that I cannot live in fear

>researches Cockroaches

>like, deep dive on Blattodea

>intelligent social generalists

>”oh they’re little people”

>aw fuck

>have become Guy Who Likes Roaches

>begin to resent everyone else for not having any love in their heart for the clever little tree-bugs that learned to live harmoniously alongside us when we began reforming the world according to our designs

Anyway that’s my Villain origin story

[wraithsoutlaws]

"Tell me something you never told nobody before..."

[littler0b1n]

Some kid designs for them :D

[loganslowdown4]

He pulled that one out of his ear—

So the cupcake one must have come out from this sleeve 🪳

Mmm yummy lol 😂💚🖤

[sarahinara]

heads go BONK

(inspired by this fic !!)

[chellodello]

In a mirrored world are you beside me? All my life, D̶̛̝͇̬̰̥̼͓͙́͗̍̆̉̿͠i̶͉͖͎͉͔̖̜͑͑͛̏̈́̽s̸͙̰̏̓t̴̛͔͖̤̤̯̆̓̉̃́̄͘͘o̷̻̻͖͓̩̩̩̓̃̓͑̐͋̽͝r̴͈̞͋͆̈́̂̐̓̄t̶͕̜͖̭̤̜̖̓͛̉̽̍i̸̱̩̻̜̯̭̱͗͆͑o̶̖̯̪͊̀̈͆ņ̶͓̼̱̭͖͓̣͐̉̈́̂͆͠

[patolemus]

i fear no one has caused more mixed emotions in myself as morgana pendragon from bbc merlin has

[starleska]

"Well, well, well...!" looks like Maxime's been keeping tabs on all the flattering art and edits you've been making 😉🐜 you know a bug as vain as he is would be delighted...!!

[rufwooff]

Welcome back Ruffwoof!! We missed you!!! 💜💜💜

I missed u too 😭💖💖💖

[thegreatyin]

we've solved many mysteries about the world of arknights. from the origins of angels to the primordial predecessors of life on terra as we know it, we seem to have solved it all. and yet. one question remains.

what are they.

[outlying-hyppocrate]

i just need to make really weird cockroach sounds for my own personal enrichment right now.

[wraithsoutlaws]

🍓 Dragula

🍓 Dagger

🍓 Cockroach

🍓: Dragula has vampyre fang implants that are loaded up with a paralytic poison that he can engage with a button behind the furthest molar in his mouth. It doesn't kill, but it works quickly and incapacitates for a couple hours.

🍓: Dagger's first kiss happened when he was 9 years old, totally innocent little peck of a thing with a boy from a neighboring farm. They snuck off to an empty barn to blow off their chores. Dagger didn't really understand his feelings as a crush, but they were, and he knew it was not allowed (insulated, small traditionalist community). The other boy ended up telling his parents and Dagger got punished in kind. He had also stolen a pack of his father's cigarettes that day so it was the first time he tried smoking, and got similarly reprimanded for that too.

🍓: Cockroach fully understands human speech (in several languages in fact), though he obviously can't speak it himself. He's quite the intellect. He also reads!

[corneliushickey]

[afreakingdork]

Ya'll

LET ME GO 66 CHAPTERS AND NO ONE TOLD ME I WAS SPELLING BROOCH WRONG THIS WHOLE TIME? I'VE BEEN WRITING BROACH LIKE COCKROACH SINCE THAT'S HOW ITS PRONOUNCED UGGHHHH