#cockles is a happy destiel au

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kkkkkkkkk Oh My!!!! XD I LOVE THIS!!!!! AWWWWWW, I LOVE THIS SO SOOO MUCH!!!! S2 LOVE LOVE LOVE Oh, YOU KNOW he did that INDEED!!!! XD SOOO SOOO GOOD!!!! Thank YOU!!! Thank YOU SO SO MUCH for this!!!! You are INCREDIBLE!!!! :) <3

that pic of Misha was kinda asking for it tbh more on Patreon

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RomCom Movie Idea: Widower Actor Dads (played by Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins) that have been best friends forever that when their wives die in a horrible accident help eachother through the grief and eventually find out they're in love with eachother. But thats not the plot of the movie. The actual plot is that their daughters are getting lesbian married and they've been in the closet the whole time because they've been putting it off until the kids were ready which ok kinda makes sense I guess but even when the daughters came out they didnt want to steal their moment but they kept putting it off until one day the daughters come home from college to announce their wedding and so dad a is like "nows the time" and dad b agrees but then daughter a anounces that shes marrying daughter b before the dads get the chance to come clean and again they dont wanna steal their moment once again so they resign to wait until after the wedding but dad b is basically living with dad a now and so until they come out its a minor problem but dad b decides he wants to give the daughters his house as a wedding present when they finally do but until then they are in a pickly wickly predicament. So its really just wedding shenanigans and trying to keep The Secret (that could the the title of the movie; also maybe its too long for a movie and should be a show instead) and occasional flash backs to their relationship throughout the years until everything comes to a screeching halt on the wedding night at the reception cuz the dads sneak away and the daughters go looking for them and come across a couple getting hot and heavy in a closet only to open to tell them to move it along ("this is a wedding not a porn set") only to find out its their dads so its a big thing that the daughters are mad cuz the dads never told them but its quickly resolved (and maybe the daughters feel bad that the dads were gonna come out to them but didnt want to dim the daughters spotlight and resigned to waiting again and when the daughters hear the dads say that the daughters feel sad but really loved because of course their dads would sacrifice their own happiness for theirs, they always have) in time for a tabloid to come out with the scandal and for them to all hold a united front and the dads to say in an interview that they're not ashamed to be together (just a little embarrassed about the incident and wished it wasnt publicized, "it was probably Rhonda" "I never liked her") and when asked why they were in the closet so long "we said for the kids and we believed that excuse for a while -and also the excuse that we just kept putting it off for a more convenient time or when we wouldn't be taking the spotlight off the girls- but really we were just scared" and things die down eventually and they decide to get married too and their daughters walk them down the aisle (going full circle). And then their daughters adopt and they get to be gay grandpas together.

(Honestly its really just a cockles/destiel au fanfic and to be on the nose Jensen's character is named Misha Ackles and Misha's is Jensen Collins, or more subtly Jensen's is Ross Collins and Misha's is Nic Ackles.)

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[punk-is-notdead]

I posted 1,499 times in 2022

8 posts created (1%)

1,491 posts reblogged (99%)

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I tagged 1,009 of my posts in 2022

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#also why am i learning more about what’s happening in my own country’s parliament on tumblr and not from the so-called news

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester Characters: Castiel (Supernatural), Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Idiots in Love, Castiel/Dean Winchester First Kiss, Fluff, SO MUCH FLUFF Summary:

When Castiel decides to try his hand at cooking he doesn’t expect to be affected by an onion, of all things. A collision with Dean results in him designating it "Spoil Cas Rotten Day", which is much more enjoyable.

A birthday gift from @eyesofatragedy67 and me for the lovely @anyreiart, with all our love, angel kisses and cupcakes. 💚💙😇

10 notes - Posted September 26, 2022

#4

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005), Supernatural (TV 2005) RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, AU!Misha/AU!Jensen Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), AU!Misha Collins, AU!Jensen Ackles, Jack Kline Additional Tags: Crack, Established Jensen Ackles/Misha Collins, Smut, Top Misha Collins, Bottom Jensen Ackles, Bottom Castiel/Top Dean Winchester, fourth wall?, what fourth wall?, Silly little fic to hopefully brighten your day, we love you, Somewhere Over the Rainbow Summary:

Jensen and Misha are transported to Dean and Cas’s world. Enough said.

A birthday gift for @queerwolfsstuff from @anyreiart and me. We hope you like it, and that you’re having a lovely day. We love you Frankie. 💙💚

13 notes - Posted December 12, 2022

#3

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester Characters: Meg Masters, Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural) Additional Tags: Meg Plays Cupid, Idiots in Love, Bisexual Dean Winchester, Pansexual Castiel (Supernatural), Smut, Threesome - F/M/M, Meg Masters Ships Castiel/Dean Winchester, Vaginal Fingering, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Rimming, Porn With Plot, Domestic Fluff, Meg/Dean Winchester/Castiel, Endgame Destiel, Do not post to another site Summary:

Meg has a plan. She doesn’t know if it��ll work, but if it does it’ll mean getting her two lovesick idiot friends together, and hopefully she’ll get a good fuck out of it too.

Some porn with plot, written by the lovely @eyesofatragedy67 and me. 😊​

14 notes - Posted June 19, 2022

#2

Title: End In Sight

Author: tfw_cas (@punk-is-notdead)

Artist: @anyreiart

Rating: Explicit

Ships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Claire Novak/Kaia Kneves, Charlie Bradbury/Gilda

Expected Word Count: 30,000

Major Warnings and Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Canon Divergent After Season Three, Post Apocalypse, Mentions Of Offscreen Character Deaths, Castiel/Dean Winchester First Time Having Sex, Safe Sex, Bottom Dean Winchester, Top Castiel, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Vampires, Angst, Happy Ending

Summary: Eleven years ago Dean survived the apocalypse, and has been surviving on his own ever since. Of all the things he imagined might happen to him in a world full of unknown dangers, shitty eyesight and the need for a pair of glasses wasn’t one of them. Travelling away from the place he’s called home for over a decade to get help from someone known only as The Optician, Dean makes new allies, and together they find a utopia that seems to have survived the apocalypse unscathed. However everything is not exactly as it seems, and when he discovers the truth, Dean has a difficult choice to make; one which will affect not only his future, but that of others around him.

A canon divergent story where the apocalypse did happen, after Dean went to Hell, and was saved by a nameless angel.

Opening Paragraph: Dean put down the book he was trying to read and sighed as he rubbed his eyes. His head was hurting like hell from staring at the blurry words, and he was just grateful that he had a good stock of painkillers, which thankfully still worked despite them all being well past their expiration date.

Posting Date: 1st May 2022

23 notes - Posted April 18, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Title: Up Close and Personal

Author: tfw_cas

Artist: @ncdover1285

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Length: 2.8k

Pairings: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Tags: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Jody Mills, AU, MeetCute, Fluff, Photographer Castiel (Supernatural), Castiel Watches the Bees, Dean to the Rescue, Castiel/Dean Winchester First Kiss

Summary: When Castiel winds up in the pond while photographing bees in the park, a handsome stranger comes to his rescue, and a relationship blossoms.

Link To Fic

Link To Art

This fic is basically just fluff. And wet Cas. Part of the @destiel-buzzy-bee-bang, with gorgeous art from the awesome @ncdover1285, and beta'ed by the wonderful @eyesofatragedy67. 💚💙

26 notes - Posted May 1, 2022

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[dimples-of-discontent]

Misha and Jensen crying through Misha’s last scene because it was also the last scene they would film together is something we have not talked about enough.

Castiel’s speech could also basically be to Jensen, who changed so much in 12 years, in part because of Misha, and who I’m sure Misha changed:

“I know. I know how you see yourself, Dean. You see yourself the same way our enemies see you. You're destructive and you're angry and you're broken. You're -- You're "Daddy's Blunt Instrument." And you think that hate and anger that's -- that's what drives you. That's who you are. It's not. And everyone who knows you sees it. Everything you have ever done, the good and the bad you have done for love. You raised your little brother for love. You fought for this whole world for love. That is who you are. You're the most caring man on Earth. You are the most selfless, loving human being I will ever know. You know, ever since we met, ever since I pulled you out of Hell, knowing you has changed me. Because you cared, I cared. I cared about you. I cared about Sam. I cared about Jack. I cared about the whole world because of you. You changed me, Dean. (...) Because it is. I love you. (...) Goodbye, Dean.”

It’s truly no wonder that Jensen says he had a hard time staying in character and reacting as Dean and not Jensen. The man he loves (which he said publicly and which you don’t need to believe in more than a friendship for) is telling him he’s the most loving human, better than his dad wanted or thought (Jensen has daddy issues too), and that knowing him has changed him forever. And then he says goodbye.

These men are phenomenal actors but that scene barely needed it. We all wanted to see them kiss on camera, but we actually got something more intimate. We got their real goodbyes.

Think about that and although it makes 15x18 even more painful it also makes it even more beautiful, because it also captures something of the incredibly special relationship that came from the show and changed them both. No network executive could ever ruin that.

[daughter-of-the-rain-and-snow]

Wait a minute.. if Team Free Will will take the story by their hands and they break out of this sort of illusion of storytelling.. does this means that that whole "Cockles is a happy Destiel AU" will be taking full force? Cause honestly.. I'M SO HERE FOR THAT

[wheniwrite28]

Cockles is not really real people shipping but more of I have two eyes and I can see.

See evidence below

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MISHA!!!!! S2 AWWWWWWWWWWWWW I LOVE HIM!!!! I LOVE HIM SOOOO F* MUCH!!!!!!! :D He is SOOOO F* MARVELOUS!!!!!!! :) LOVE LOVE LOVE Thank YOU!!!! Thank YOU SO SO SOOOO MUCH for sharing this with us!!!!! You are AMAZING!!!!!! <3 The fanart is SOOOO GOOOOOOOD!!!!!! Super Good, I like it!!! ;)

!!!!!

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Season 16 will be all Cockles. The fourth wall break is complete.

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Why are people arguing about Cockles? Cockles don’t want you to argue about Cockles!

They want you to look over here at this re-enactment of “When Harry Met Sally” and then this sunset pic and then this anniversary photo and this resume battle and listen to this “I love you” and and and (ad infinitum)

Honestly, they’re pure happiness and I will be sitting out any fandom battles over whether it’s wrong to enjoy Cockles. They gave us an open invitation to use our eyes and enjoy and they haven’t revoked it yet. No one is being harmed by reading Tumblr and writing posts. I won’t be arguing about it.

[fullmoon-84]

I'll tell you guys what's gonna happen

So when everything ends, all the wars and apocalypses and Dean and Sam can finally have some deserved peace Dean will be all "yeah I should confess his reaction can't be worse than another apocalypse" but when he does Cas WILL DIE because The Empty will take him away BECAUSE DEAN IS CASTIEL'S HAPPINESS AND I AM GONNA GET PISSED AND SET FIRE ON CW FOR FUCKINGS SAKE BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING SADISTIC AND LIKE TO RUIN PEOPLE DREAMS

That's what's gonna happen. good morning everyone God bless you

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It really is some consolation that although the status of Destiel is ambiguous (to some) and changing constantly Cockles goes canon every day and has since at least 2013.

[naruhearts]

"he didn't have to say 'proud' three time and yet he did" HE DIDN'T HAVE TO COMMENT AT ALL AND YET HE DID.

I KNOW! :P

He did all that because Misha’s a real life angel — one of the brightest souls alive today — and he wanted to let the world know how proud he is.

(Am I saying it’s a romantic gesture? Well yeah) (Is it solely romantic? Well no. Misha IS his hubbie, but he’s still, first and foremost, his friend. We call our S.O.’s our best friends, don’t we? And I didn’t really blink when he wrote “brother” - it’s a term of endearment and isn’t reflective of the actual relationship they have i.e. “buddy”, “man”) (I have friends who call their spouses “man”/“dude”) (We all know Misha’s more than a brother) (I mean compare ‘brother’ and its connotations to the many times Jensen called Jared that) (Do I even have to rehash the whole “amazing pebbles” thing?) (In the same vein of Destiel, Cas is like a brother to Dean, but he doesn’t quite treat him as such, huh? His behaviour towards Sam is palpably different than his behaviour towards Cas) (wow I can’t believe this is my life) (or J2M’s life, for that matter) (Cockles: The Happy Destiel AU) (Disclaimer —> yes I believe Jensen and Misha are in a committed relationship so) (please be aware I’m harmless)

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@occamshipper put this over on a Twitter but I gotta scream about it here:

CAS AND DEAN ARE IN THE ROADHOUSE!!!

Literally framed like a couple

By rehabilitated fangirl Becky, who writes AUs that read better than Chuck’s

In a scene directed by one of the show’s leads

Who is de facto married IRL to his fictional love interest

I... just...

[hopefullystillatheatrestudent]

okay so i’ve been going crazy these past few days. all about cockles/jensmish and obsessively watching their panels or reading the transcripts BECAUSE. THEY ARE LOUD. LIKE. i saw some fancams on twt and i thought people were just exaggerating but noooooooooo!!!???? so, getting to the point. you said that how do we know that jensen is performing masculinity? because jared isn’t and THAT IS A BIG BRAIN MOMENT. ON POINT. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. a particular moment from gag reel that jumps out (which you’ve talked about) when jensen goes ‘cas, you are my baby daddy’ and misha goes, ‘i know i love you too’ and jensen goes, ‘i didn’t say i love you’ and misha goes, ‘i know you wanted to’ and jensen says, ‘i love you’ WHAT THE FUCK! that was NOT a joke. yes, people took it as a joke and had a good laugh BUT I HAVE WATCHED IT TOO MANY TIMES AND IT LIVES IN MY MIND RENT FREE BECAUSE IT WAS NOT A PERFORMANCE. THAT WAS JENSEN. THAT WAS MISHA. jensen has a had trouble with the pda and being all touch feely (the breakup theory) and he gradually grew into it, accepted it and misha was right there all along, never pushed it. it was like a deancas au but tbh, 99% of destiel is because of cockles and we all know it. i just. jensen has latched onto dean as an emotional support because he tunes with it. understands it. projects on to it. yeah, i just had to say it and get it off my chest. (and what about those poetry pages on instagram? alma? what is your opinion?) btw, you have a lovely blog and your analysis are right on target.

so there is a LOT i’m going to address here(how dare you bring up [gunshot] i HAVE to talk about it now) so again!!!! under a cut it goes but i hope you appreciate my rambles anon it seems like you do :,)

1. jared vs. jensen and performing masculinity. hell yeah man. jared and jensen are both just ‘guys from texas’ but they are still so vastly different. today i actually had a revelation that i’m pretty sure has to do with me being bi. and it’s that i have a group of straight friends(that i love dearly but they care too much about hockey and pitbull imo could not be me) and i have a group of queer friends(who are also batshit[affectionate]). and it’s like whichever group i hang out with a different side of me emerges? they’re both me, it’s just that certain aspects of who i am as a person only surface depending on who i am around. however, i will say i feel like i watch what i say around my straight friends more. i see that very clearly in jensen as well. around jared during panels and on set, he’s definitely putting on an air of machismo and engages in typical guy talk. i do think an element of it is performative, because he wants validation from jared that they’re still just two dudes from texas taking on the world together despite his sexual identity. does that make any sense??? i hope so. but when he’s with misha he is an entirely different person and his sense of humour becomes wildly different. the machismo fades away, he’s way less caught up in what people think about him, lets his guard down, etc. to go back to my original point which is how j2 are different in that regard....jared does not do this. he is a constant. he does not flip a switch between ‘performing masculinity’ and ‘not’ because he isn’t performing any part of who he is. he just IS. so yeah these two are similar in many regards but there’s somewhat of a dissonance between them when it comes to how they perform masculinity because one of them is putting on a show and the other is merely being.

2. that crypt scene blooper(here just in case you need to see it again. do it. as a treat.) when i tell you i have easily seen this over thirty times??? since it first came out??? i mean it. it is such an overlooked(r*mantic) moment and it means so much more than people think it does. i’ve talked about the context behind it, and i think that’s why this blooper was so meaningful, so i’ll mention it again. jensen and misha had a LOT of trouble with this scene. the reason is that jensen couldn’t wrap his head around why dean would be saying these things, if i remember correctly, and both of them sat down and scoured over how they should play it for a while before filming(teamwork ;) teammates *ahem*). [to be honest we all know why jensen had a hard time with that scene and it is because it is blatantly romantic. rip to him but i would simply give in to it at that point but oh well] so anyway, their heads were scattered going into shooting, which is NEVER a good headspace to be in for a scene, ESPECIALLY not a pivotal one. but they had each other to help them through said weird energy on set that couldn’t possibly have invoked the best feelings, especially considering jensen STILL doesn’t think he played that correctly(but he praised misha on his performance :,) ). and with that context every single part of that video hits haRD 

-’stop pulling my face towards your crotch’ i think this is objectively hilarious because it really really looks like jensen is pulling HIMSELF towards misha’s crotch. again, you’re fooling no one, jensen. misha’s wheezing laugh and the way he wraps himself around jensen is also,,,sweet??? like i don’t know how else to describe how i see it but this moment really reads as jensen, in his weird ‘constructing elaborate rituals’ way is asking for security through a physical touch from misha and he happily obliges and gives jensen what he needs. because i mean...watch it again. jensen ‘fights back’, but not really at all, actually. pretty wimpy counterattack. he literally lets himself be smothered by misha, and i would literally describe what they end up doing as cuddling. 

-’i need you, cas. you’re my baby daddy’ i love having an actor’s perspective on things bc i think i can explain what’s going on here. jensen just delivered what was(in his own mind) a rotten take of the lines he’s most scared of delivering. so the scene was already messed up. therefore; ensuing fuckery is warranted to help him feel better. but there’s also for sure more than meets the eye for what he says here because of misha’s reaction after??? like he seemed genuinely touched. first of all, he’s saying ‘you’re my baby daddy’ as half-jensen, but not necessarily dean either(because he didn’t say the previous lines as true to his character...you get it), to misha, not cas. i think i’ve made this point before, but every single innuendo in the gag reels is to misha specifically, never once cas. therefore; logical conclusion: ‘you’re my baby daddy’ was for misha and it meant something deeper than we think because of what follows it

-this part. jensen’s giddy ass smile after he sees misha crack and then misha says ‘yeah, i know’ (can i just say his voice when he says this is so intimate???? like am i intruding guys??? sorry i’ll let myself out) also he is smiling SO BIG

- ‘i know’ ‘why are you laughing?’ ‘no i know i love you too’ this analysis is already so long but i still want to get into what THAT whole exchange means. ‘why are you laughing?’ to me sounds like jensen’s pretending to be affronted by misha laughing at something that is serious. and it’s serious because he quite literally meant ‘i love you’. he did. misha knows it. misha’s really REALLY good at cutting the bs and just getting to what people are actually trying to say. he has an innate sharpness to his sense of humour. so yes, misha is being 100% accurate when he says ‘i know, but you wanted to say it.’ misha isn’t lying here. jensen did want and mean to say ‘i love you’. and then he actually does say it(in a jokey way but not really). 

- so yeah. it is actually so romantic??? like in a weird way jensen was professing his love for misha here?????? and that’s why this clip will NEVER. ever. get old. 

3. jensen having trouble with pda and projecting onto dean: we can all call ourselves dean coded cas girls but NO one deserves that title more than jensen ackles himself. he is dean winchester but marginally less repressed because he actually did admit he was in love with his best friend and let himself be happy, and pretty early on too. one year and two months as opposed to twelve years. so. happy deancas au is correct. and yes about the pda thing: one day i want to write my own post about both of their body language when it comes to each other, but all i can tell is jensen, even in the early days, couldn’t help himself from flirting with misha, but if misha ever crossed a line, jensen would not be happy. clearly he’s come around, however. what i find sweet is that misha always follows jensen’s lead when it comes to how much affection they’re allowed to show each other onstage. it touches my soul

4. destiel is cockles fault. yeah. and the thing is everyone knows it, too. even non-cockles shippers will explain early destiel as entirely dependant on jensen and misha’s wild chemistry. and that chemistry is easily explained by the fact that misha and jensen are literally just wildly horny bisexuals who were crazily attracted to one another and were falling in love on screen before our very eyes. and when you have THAT insider info(which sounds cray doesn’t it!!!! the destiel actors are in love irl??? huh???) everything really does click into place. why destiel got SO popular when the show and actors never ever intended for it to happen.(i know some people think misha was playing cas as gay the whole time for shits and giggles, and i won’t deny that[especially considering he found out early on that destiel was why he was staying on the show], but i don’t think he really wanted it to amount to anything, nor did he care??? i mean he has the real thing with jensen, for one, so their characters aren’t really as important. for two, he loves joking about destiel because it’s a cultural phenomenon and it’s fascinating, and i’m sure he did ship it because he’s unhinged, but i don’t think it was vastly important to him either way.) destiel got popular because everyone was and is unintentionally reading into the real deal. i could pull up countless gifs that people have used as destiel proof that is actually just jensen and misha being messy. mainly jensen. if i’m being honest.  the symbiotic relationship between destiel and cockles is why i’ve stayed onboard the destielcule and shellerscape for three solid months now; because it is utterly fascinating to witness and kind of super beautiful, too. 

5. alma(and others). so. i do NOT want to really REALLY get into this in its entirety here and now so i will just give you my opinion on if i think alma is misha or not. also; i don’t want to mention the other poetry accounts here bc i feel like that’s a bigger breach in privacy, but a lot of people do know about alma now. way too many, actually. this is why we can’t have nice things. anyway-to answer your question-there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that yes, misha is running that alma poetry account. i am 100% certain. some people think it’s actually three people and they’re all connected to misha in some way but that is so needlessly complicated. as it goes in psychology; the easiest explanation is probably the right one. it’s just one person running that account, and it is misha collins. i don’t know why it’s so hard to believe KNOWN POET misha collins(who is known to spend most of his free time writing poetry anyway) would have created a secret poetry account to write about his intense secret relationship under an alias and also get legitimate feedback since no one used to know it was him. oh and the handwriting is identical??? you are blind if you do not see that i am sorry. and a million other things prove it’s misha too but yeah all you need to know is yes. it’s him. it would take a literal livestream from a random woman on that account to convince me otherwise. and honestly not even that because a random woman could technically still log in if misha asked her too. so. it would take a hell of a lot to convince me otherwise, clearly. that said DO NOTTTTTTTTTTTT GO ONTO THAT ACCOUNT WITH A SUPERNATURAL RELATED USERNAME AND COMMENT THINGS THAT ARE COCKLES RELATED. ARE YOU BRAIN DEAD WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT’S OKAY. sorry i got heated but god please just don’t be dumb so many people have already gone way too far 

6. thank you for your lovely compliment on my analyses!!! i love doing them but i don’t know if people actually like reading them so i really appreciate it