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Probably a captain's undress, foul weather hat, 1795
The hat is made of beaver felt which has been covered with a black glazed linen, or holland. This would have made the hat waterproof to a certain degree. The edges are bound in black silk and there is a gold lace loop (vellum and check pattern) secured by a gilt brass button indicating the rank of captain. The cockade is now missing.
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floppy triangular *bastards*
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holy shit 🤯🤯
#i was buying a hat#i got a sheep one 🤚 i wanted one i can wear at work cause i dont think im allowed to wear one that says cock#top gun
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trust Roronoa Zoro with bounty over 1,111,000,000 to freak the fuck out if the crew got separated away from him AND their godly captain
#he's the man with the biggest cock that he turns into a mother hen#for context zoro just heard nami screaming after he almost got beat up by two (2) seraphims (mini-version of worrisome guys (to him))#so it's understandable he freaked out despite... what's the plan again? oh right. no plan yet anyway BUT IT'S NOTHING NEW OKAY#the crew must be within his eye-and-ear-shot and under his protection at all costs!!!1!!11!#anatolian kangal shepherd dog zoro the best best best zoro#Romance Dawn Trio#One Piece Chapter 1076#Egghead Island Arc#Egghead Arc#Roronoa Zoro#Straw Hat Pirates#Mugiwara no Ichimi#tagging ZoLu because it's rare to see Zoro stressing out to Luffy about the safety of the crew being away from him/them
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ᯓ★ muscles friday. ( will correct the colors later...
#real cowboys ride cock#he was actually supposed to have a pink hat and pink boots but the tones didn't match and i got grrr so that's how it turned out#AND STILL DONT MATCH FUCK#forgot to change my background sorry#so i erased it so it wouldn't look so ugly#simblr#bad quality#💀#show your sims#gloomie's femboy friday
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discombobulate


#cock-and-ball torture#making omelette#destroying Flug’s future generations#villainous#black hat#dr flug#meme
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how can something be so triangle but so round and so perky but also so floppy, and sometimes the bit that goes on the head is taller than the brim folds but sometimes the brim folds are taller than the head bit and sometimes the folds are squished in with cords but then sometimes they are floppy and then sometimes they are smushed flat, sometimes the triangle is even but then sometimes its pinched and oh god do the folds get taller at the front or is it all the same size and jesus rollerblading christ what is it doing at 3/4 view

^^ full of hatred for scotland and rigid moral complexes
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He's so real for that-
#one piece#vinsmoke sanji#sanji#sanji op#op sanji#sanji vinsmoke#red leg sanji#black leg sanji#blackleg sanji#straw hat sanji#kuroashi no sanji#kuroashi sanji#real cowboys ride cock
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cock hat
#dubstep puffle#not paying $40 for once of those actual cock hats i'll pay half price for a knockoff
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Nelson's Cocked Hat, c. 1801
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The inherent danger of making an OC is that you will find yourself attracted to them, and confused because they weren't supposed to be necessarily attractive.
#its the cocked hat I stg#my art#Along the Northern Heights#ATNH#daddy-fied the world's most exasperated courier#18th century#wip#work in progress
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y'all will really read M/M porn about anybody won'tcha
#lighthearted#watching the hits on my E-rated fics SKYROCKET#i know there ain't that many people in gunsmoke fandom#user 420tentaclebeast69 is here for the cocks not the cowboy hats
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hey where did you get that hat
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HAVE YOU SEEN AESPA ON TIKTOK AWARDS?!?? WINTER'S OUTFIT IS SO MOMMY💍🛐
THEY LOOKED SO YUMMMMMMM 😵💫😵💫 like these fits were what i wanted for their mirotic stage omg suits plsssss!!!

#ffos rambling#aespa#asks open#send asks#asks#guys i need them#I'll take them all (cocks)#winter sans that funeral ass hat is so MWAAHHHH
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the problem is my wishlist gets shorter and more obscure every year so I’m gonna have to start being like does anyone want to buy me a beautiful expensive japanese-made british short land pattern second model brown bess
#people keep asking me What I Want and I have to be like You Could Not Buy Me What I Want.#genuinely told my parents ‘if I can’t come up with anything cash is fine I will use it to buy a $400 cocked hat’#I want bespoke historical clothing I am too broke to purchase myself and too self conscious to wear in my daily life#I would send them to artisancostumier or something but that Also needs to be bespoke because none of the pre-made stuff would fit me#many such cases#mine
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aww, baby's first empathy! did'ja realize your mother being distressed at the fact she couldn't talk to poet, given their relationship?
no really that probably wasn't your best play, but at least they can talk now
The poet isn't worth torturing.
let him torture himself the disgusting freak.
#DO NOT SEND HATE YOU COCK SUCKING ASS HAT'S!#IF YOU EVEN CONSIDER SENDING HATE I WILL BEAT THE EVERLIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!
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