#cockblocked

[wildlife4life]

Tease Tidbit Tuesday

Tagged by the amazing and astounding @lover-of-mine @spotsandsocks @wikiangela @disasterbuckdiaz @daffi-990 @jamespearce9-1-1 @athenagranted @fortheloveofbuddie and @eddiescowboy. Thank you all so much! And I'm looking forward to all your works!

Alright so I have posted a lot these past few days for the WIP Tag Game for many different wips. It really has encouraged me to write and I still have so much share. But because I've been sharing so much, today will literally be just a tease. Here is a bit from 4+1 Buck is too nice aka Eddie getting cockblocked. Warning a little nsfw.

Eddie can feel Buck's still hardened cock within him and he knows his boyfriend is just waiting for Eddie to gather his bearings before continuing. "I know you have another one in you." Buck growls in Eddie's ear, "You've been so frustrated lately and left with blue balls too often. Not surprised you came so quickly." Feeling a little less blissed out, Eddie pushes himself off Buck's chest and leers down at the cocky bastard below him, "And who's fault is that?"

Hehe. Eddie finally gets off! Hope you all enjoyed!

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[novokov]

[shorttransman]

Did I just get out the hospital? Yes

Do I wanna be fucked like a little submissive slut regardless? Oh absolutely

Will it happen? WHO FUCKING KNOWS AHAHAH

[official-penis-posts]

Official There Are Many Advantages To Having A Small Penis Post

cockblocked 😔

[taiscloset]

i love that jaime bayly was obsessed w politics and nobody let him be a politician

[elisastro]

mi fa molto ridere che io ho provato a votare ma è direttamente il mio cellulare che non me l’ha mandato

[shadedempsey]

NEW VOICEMAIL FROM SETH:

"Uh... fuck. Okay. Hey. Hi. Hey, Dempsey, hey. It's Seth, um..." He sounds out of breath, like he'd been running, and it's a few seconds before he speaks again once he's caught his breath. "Fuck, it's fucking cold out. Anyway, uh, I'm not sure what you're, like, doing right now or whatever but I wanted to let you know... that... it's, uh... time. Got the hellhounds on my ass and motherfucking..." There's a few more curses muttered under his breath. "Fuck, sorry, I, uh, I left my car in Market Square outside the pet store. Had to get Circe food so she doesn't starve. It's in my trunk if you could somehow get that up to her tonight or tomorrow morning, please. But, um, that's not why I was calling. I just... I wanted to hear... your voice one last time, and..." He chokes on the words, his voice starting to break as he goes on. "I wanted to say thank you for... everything. For helping me with car shit and cooking and and making me laugh and putting up with me in general for all these years. And for trying to help save my soul in the first place. I'm just... really fucking glad to have met you and had you in my life, everything good and bad and in between with us. And..." There's a brief pause as he sucks in a sharp, shaking breath. "Fuck. Okay. Gotta go. Take care of yourself, a'ight? L-Love you."

Shade had seen Seth called but pushed it to voicemail. He'd been working and service had been busy as hell that night, few calling off with it being the start of heat and coming up on a full moon so short staffed and over booked. By the time he had a lull in shit to head out back for a smoke break and to listen to it about three hours had passed. He tried not to roll his eyes at the start of it. The fuck did Seth think Shade was going to think it was. It was a fucking cell phone. It told him who called. Still he listened wondering what the hell Seth wanted and why he was so breathless. Dude wasn't the exercise type.

Course it all made sense when the whole, it's time, part hit. Shade's hand tightened on the device. Wasn't like he didn't know it was coming, but he was still pissed about it. Having to listen to something else he fucked up and still the idiot loved him. Shade's phone met the wall with enough force even he wasn't going to be able to put it back together again and nothing in the area near him was safe from his wrath that wasn't part of the building.

It wasn't until someone came out to get him because they were getting dangerously behind in the kitchen that he reluctantly went back inside. Shade had two personalities, the chill fun one and the less chill fun one. Needless to say what came back into the kitchen wasn't fun. Shade losing it on more than one of his employees in an unforgivable way before he left to head to the last fucking place he wanted to go.

Seth's car was where he said it would be. Breaking into it was easy for him and he drove it to the castle. Circe was familiar with him and liked him well enough so easily came to him though he doubted she was going to enjoy his place, which was much smaller than Seth's. Still he fed her, grabbed a bag of her things, and headed out.

She hopped in the car looking at him. "Yeah, this ain't ideal for me either." He sighed shutting the door and got in the front. "Wasn't how shit was supposed to fucking go." He grumbled glancing in the rear view trying to quell that rising tempest trying to burst out of him again as he gripped tightly to the steering wheel remembering he needed it to make it back to his place.

"Fuck." He grit to himself starting the car and heading back to his place with his new dependent trying to figure what the shit he was going to do with a fucking dog. He could barely keep himself alive.

[iknowthislooksbad]

Aspirin blocks cyclooxygenase, call that a COX blocker

[confusednokia]

My hobby has been cockblocked!

No Recording! Denied! https://youtu.be/Uvns6NG0c2s

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[unpretty]

How did you get so good at writing??? Did you take classes? I feel like you should get paid all the money for this! (I subscribe to your website!)

after i dropped out of high school i found a torrent of like 5GB of OCRd romance novels and i read like 3 romance novels a day for a while

read enough romance novels and you will realize that they live or die entirely on technical skill. if you are new to romance novels then even bad ones can dazzle you with novelty but by the time you are on your 30th historical fake engagement between a bluestocking and a rakish duke you can grade them and you know when they've failed. when two books have what should be the same main characters hitting the same plot beats, but one of those books is delightful and the other fucking sucks, you learn some things. some books are bad and still delightful. other books are good but they just don't hit. you start to see the seams in the bad ones. 'oh, this is a weird out of character moment because she wanted to have the kabedon moment and didn't know how to get there'. 'she didn't want the ust to end but couldn't think of a better reason than this deus ex cockblock.' that kind of thing.

you could probably do this with other genres but i like romance because the plot is two people fall in love. that's it. everything else is set dressing. if you can figure out how to make that work you can carry it over into whatever other genre you feel like. mysteries would give you a different skillset around plotting that i don't have.

anyway after that i wrote a lot.

[m1st3rxund3rst00dx]

Kyle was in such bliss but his heart stopped when Luicfer said Liam's name. He looked at the door breathing hard. "You...need to grab him first. I need a moment..."

"Why are you so cute~?" He chuckled at the noises and gave him more kisses.

Frank walked along the halls of the school, waiting for the newcomers to arrive. No one could see him of course as he made himself invisible to their eyes. He looked at the doors as they opened and watched all the students ts start to walk inside. He moved over and started to look through them. Which one would be his next toy?

No matter how good the people here were, they seemed to always agree to having a demon at their side. Frank had been doing this for centuries and it never got old. He felt the energy he wanted and found the student it belonged to.

@m1st3rxund3rst00dx

[unreal-blogs]

When you're trying to have the spicy fun and end up having flashbacks instead 🙃 did I seriously get cockblocked by my own brain??

[milkcioccolato]

Anakin has TWO DADS CONFIRMED!!!

[iztea]

i drew this pre-s5 finale when we still thought he was a vampire so please take it as it is

[mayasaurusss]

I love your writing.Pls, can u do jinx gets reader to try out a lingerie 🙏

It fits you just right

Contains: suggestive themes but not exlicit smut, soft Jinx.

"Babyyy, I've got you something!" Jinx's loud voice echoes inside her hideout, catching your attention.

She has been gone for a couple of hours at least, having told you that she was going to do some of her usual mischief in Piltover. You bet she painted that town blue from head to toe.

She walks in on the helix, humming a made up song and carrying big patched sacks on her shoulders.

You get your from the couch and push away the book she so kindly took -stole- for you, following her small bouncing with your eyes. "Jinx! What have you..." she throws the bags on the ground just before your feet, their contents spilling all over the floor.

Trinkets of any type, scraps of dull metal, old cupboard sweets and clothes overflow from the linen sacks, tinkling resonating inside the room. You marvel at the many trinkets she got, turning over their glass shells and admiring the many colors reflecting on their metal surfaces. "Jinx!" you say while stuffing your hands inside the creases of a brand new coat, "where have you gotten all this stuff?!".

Her silence is enough to make you understand what she did before she even opens her mouth. "What?! They took everything from us, I'm just repaying them the favor" she moves around you and watches as you intently examine every object she took -stole, again-.

"I told you to me and to me again, you gotta stop steal-" you are rudely interrupted by her exasperated voice, "Yeah yeah I get it! I know".

Silence fills the space again, something that doesn't usually happen while Jinx is there. You look up to see her usual pale skin tone replaced by a faint pink. Her bottom lip is pressed beneath her teeth and her eyes avoid yours. You can already feel a bit of annoyance at her almost childish ways taking their place on the sides of your brain, "What is it?". A small choked sound comes from Jinx's throat, she rocks in the balls of her feet for a moment before you see her taking in a deep breath, closing her eyes and pushing a paper bag towards you. You blink your eyes a few times, surprised by her, before you take the paper bag and open it.

Inside it sits a small brown packet. The way it's nearly stored gives away that whatever is in there must be special to Jinx's standards. The brown paper is adorned with Jinx's signature drawings, colorful traces of crayons depicting small characters -mainly you two holding hands- , scenarios and hearts all over it. A pink ribbon ties everything up, completing the picture.

"Jinx, what is this?" you ask her, earning a whine from her blushing figure. "If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, no?".

She watches in anticipation as you unite the ribbon, carefully peel the paper back and...

A set of lingerie sits in front of you, all embroidered and neatly stored. "Do you like it? It's even in my color..." Jinx's words make you realize that the set is a deep navy blue.

You snort at her words. "Really? You steal a pair of lingerie and your first thought is to search for blue ones?" she would have reacted shyly if she hadn't seen the playful smirk on your lips. "I-I mean... It's important, you know?" you walk closer to her, making sure to sway your hips as you do.

"Why? You like seeing me all pretty for you, in your favorite color?" as if she wasn't red already, blood starts to pump even faster into her veins, making her look like a tomato.

"Y-yes I do! N-now put these on!" she roughly shoves the pair against your chest, much to your amusement. "Alright, just wait here, cutie" the way your voice drags over the last word makes something inside of Jinx move, pumps blood in her heart and in her hips.

A few minutes pass by, Jinx's mind already finding new things to think about, when she hears your sing songy voice "Cominggg".

A gasp leaves her when she sees you wearing the lingerie on your skin. It's just perfect, emphasizes every curve of your body, every scar, mole or freckle visible through it: and most importantly, it's her color.

"Wow..." Jinx sits up from the couch, reaching her hand to touch your shoulders, then traveling to grab at your hips. "It fits you just right..." her eyes are glazed and cheeks pink as the ribbon she used to tie your little present up.

"Sooo? Do you like it?" you let out a gasp as her grip on your hips tightens, making you suck in a sharp breath. The way she has you at her mercy makes something pull at your heart strings.

And Jinx? She looks like an absolute mess. Pretty flushed cheeks, eyelids heavy with desire, mouth open and heart full of desire. "Like it? I fucking love it" her nose presses against the cease of your neck, inhaling your scent deeply. "You look so good in this..." she starts to press kisses, electric against your skin. "How did I ever find someone as perfect as you?" her words come out as hot as molten lava, as sweet as honey.

"Jinx..." your breaths are heavy against the unnatural cold of your home. Jinx slides her hand up to your neck, hugging you closer to her. All her newfound confidence suddenly blurs and you can feel her heartbeat through her chest on yours. Again, that shyness she harbors for you and you alone resurfaces, making her look so small against your body. She pushes her lips outwards, pouting a bit before she asks something of you.

"Could we...you know..." her voice is hoarse, creacking here and there. Deep violet eyes stare at yours, assessing if you understand her and silently waiting for an answer. "Could we...what?" you already know what she wants to ask you, but you are having far too much fun teasing her. Her eyes widen for a moment and she swallows hard, before looking at her boots. "You know...you know what I mean...".

You still aren't satisfied with your teasing, waiting for her to admit what she truly wants with words instead of embarrassed chocked sounds. "I don't think I do" that dumb smile of yours only makes Jinx feel more and more embarrassed, tempted by your lips but pulled back by her shyness. She can't do it anymore. With an exasperated whine, Jinx strengthens her grip on the back of your neck and pulls you down towards her, kissing your lips fiercely.

The kiss is all teeth and tongue, all sighs and touches, leaving you breathless and yearning for more. You pull back from her, lips wet, feeling blood rise up from your veins into your cheeks. "Woah...I guess that was enough" you say, giving her a knowing smirk and earning a sigh from her, before she brings you back to her lips. "Oh shut up toots".

[majunju]

did not come home