#cobras🐍

[usafphantom2]

@MAC_VSOG via X

[asarajaa]

Hola reinona, hermosa, guapísima y todos los elogios hermosos que se te pueden ocurrir. Can you please, PLEASE write some headcanons or maybe a one-shot for our baby Conner Kent?? I feel like there isn't enough of them. I just want a simple one with a lot of fluff pretty please. Maybe something in the line of reader watching him train or something like that. Thank you so much gorgeous 🫶🫶🫶.

Ps: Can I be your 🐍 anon? Every time you see a snake emoji isn't me jeje.

Of course! I hope you like it!

Warnings: gn!reader, it can be planotic or romantical (whatever you like the most), friends to lovers (?) Words: 461 Disclaimer: English isn't my first language so I apologise for any mistakes or misunderstandings!

₊˚ෆ Conner Kent is a show off. Like please, I dare you to say that it’s not true.

₊˚ෆ He’s gonna invite you to a training session so that he can act like he’s too focused on the training to even look at you but in reality his making all the good moves he knows so that he could “impress” you. Not like he needed, but you let him be.

₊˚ෆ After some “watching him training sessions”, he would slowly but firmly starting to teach you some moves for self defense. If you already know some, he would be more than happy to train with you or help you to improve.

₊˚ෆ Kon likes to think he's just a shout away, but he knows how unpredictable life could be. That’s why he would  insist on teaching you self defense, he hopes you never get to use them, but you know, just in case.

₊˚ෆ You two would be on the training room, sparring, an speaker on full volume with a playlist both of you made.

₊˚ෆ You reached a point where he actually began to think his movements better, since you were improving so much.

₊˚ෆ Of course, you two could cheat at every chance you got, let’s be for real.

₊˚ෆ A little moment where Kon he got too distracted by your closeness? He was down.

₊˚ෆ A little moment where you felt your body burn on the part he was touching? You were down.

“Conner!” you shouted with a laugh in between, your back hitting the training mat, Conner on top of you as he began to tickle you “Tha-That’s cheating!” you said as you began to try to get him off and stop him.

“Oh, so now i’m the cheater, huh?” he teased with a little smirk, loving your laugh. “At least i’m not using a kiss on the cheek as an attack”

You couldn’t help but laugh at both his tickles and comments.

“Okay! Okay! I’m sorry!” you said as quickly as you felt your abdomen hurt for laughing so much, eyes watery by the laughs. “I surrender!”

“There you go, how much did it cost, you little cheater?” Conner said as his hands stopped tickling, now just caressing gently your sides, a little genuine and innocent show of comfort.

“I’m never training with you again” you huffled with a smile, relaxing by his caresses.

“Whatever makes you sleep at night, sweetheart.” he rolled his eyes, smirking at your dramatic answer.

₊˚ෆ You tend to lose, but when you win? He’s the first one to smile proudly at you, showering you with compliments, trying to get you to repeat the move and always pushing you to your limit.

₊˚ෆ At least, he can go to missions at peace knowing that you know how to take care of yourself.

So sorry ofr makeing it so short anon :(, right now i'm in my finals and I decided to write a quick hc with the excuse of taking a break. Maybe i'll add more things with the pass of the time (?), i'm not sure.

© asarajaa — Please, do not copy, translate or reuse my work without my permission.

[atypeofherb9922]

What’s with all the Sam hate? She’s only human, of course she’s made some bad decisions, just like the rest of them have. Why are people blaming her for Yasmine crashing into Johnny’s car? People say she’s the worst because she’s entitled, and at the beginning, she was a little bit, but as the series has gone on, she’s become her own person, just like everyone else who has ever been a teenager, Becasue everyone learns and grows. Yes, she hung out with Yasmine and Moon, who were kind of jerks when the show started, but they changed, and she changed, and the entire show is literally about people changing. I mean honestly, I seen people saying that Eli breaking Demetri’s arm wasn’t wrong, and then hating on Sam for being mad about Johnny and Daniel fighting after the Twitter rant, like what? What Eli did was wrong, and he knew that, and apologized, and probably did a lot of apologizing off screen, and Sam ended up apologizing to Tory for what she had done, and Tory did the same, yet people still hate Sam. I mean, she is very rich, and she does get a lot of what she wants, but some of the things that people hate on her for wanting, is just simple human necessities, like needing to take break from everything. The funny thing about it is that I’ve never seen anyone call Anthony entitled, I’m aware that he’s a minor character for quite a few seasons, but he was bossing around Daniel and Amanda for a couple episodes in the first season, and doing things like using Daniel’s money for stuff, but no one ever says he’s entitled, in fact when someone pointed it out, the people hating on Sam were just like, “Oh, well he’s a boy! That stuff doesn’t matter!”, and that’s stupid. Sam is a teenager, teenagers make mistakes, don’t hate on Sam, she doesn’t deserve hate, honestly everyone in Cobra Kai makes stupid, insane decisions that are so human, and natural, and it seems real.

And on the note of hating…

Why does everyone hate Demetri?

Also…

NO ONE IS NERFING HAWK! ANYONE WHO THINKS THAT NEED TO SLOW THEIR ROLL

But also I would like to state that I don’t really really hate anyone in Cobra Kai except for Kreese, and Silver, and sometimes they are kind of cool, every character annoys me and does stuff that is just a bad idea, but I still like them all.

Anyways, goodnight, I need to go to bed, thanks for listening to my soapbox rant

[cobra-wives]

i love how terry very visibly gets more and more physically disheveled at the show moves forward. his pony tail stops looking so sleek - strands are poking out, it isn’t pulled so tight, it’s mostly there to have it out of his face - and no amount of pretending can cover up the glaze of pure madness over his eyes. you can’t even tell if he’s still playing the act or if he’s let it take him over. my god, and he’s doing it mostly sober.

[pagodazz]

I don't even watch cobra kai anymore bc it turned to such shit but the fact that they are always using SA as a random thrown in plot point just to make jabs at the victims always made me feel so uncomfortable.

Sam was assaulted by Kyler, he tried to put his hand up her dress and then after he slut shamed her and she literally lost all her friends bc of it. No one checked in on her after.

Tory has been continuously targeted by grown men and the go out of their way to make it seem like it's her fault bc she's so "grown" and they act like her trying to fight back makes her "troubled"

and now robby??? his being straight up RAPE??? this is fucking insanity. The fact that they're trying to make it seem like it's Robby's fault ?? that he cheated on Tory?? it's crazy. ITS CRAZY. Like?? how was it Robby's fault?? are they all trying to be like "he shouldn't have gotten so drunk then-" THIS ENTIRE SHOW GLORIFIES ALCOHOL ABUSE.

They encourage the minors to drink alcohol literally go back to season one, ever since the beginning they have literally made all of the minors drink alcohol and be drunk and violent, STINGRAY (Literally basically a fucking pervert imo) LITERALLY HAD BASICALLY AN ENTIRE SCHOOL OF MINORS AT HIS HOUSE W HIM AND HE SUPPLIED THEM W ALCOHOL and when his neighbor (also I thought he was stingrays sisters husband but Im probably wrong) SHOWED UP TO BASICALLY TELL STINGRAY HES WEIRD AND HES GONNA CALL THE COPS AND GET THEM IN TROUBLE FOR UNDERAGE DRINKING STINGRAY ASSAULTS HIM???

this show is basically just encouraging children to drink and let adults give them alcohol when that is literally the main way that gets kids PREYED UPON BY PEDOPHILES. is this show fucking STUPID??? they have Johnny's alcoholism and they barely even show it as a problem, when they do they brush right past it again.

Robby used to be against drinking alcohol, when Sam got wasted he was scared for her. The fact they fucked up Robby's character just so they can add a plot point of him being assaulted (and the writers definitely thought people weren't gonna think that, they all thought people were gonna be like oh wow lucky Robby huh since they probably refuse to acknowledge male victims) it's just so... what the fuck is their angle with this show?? fuck this show. It's racist but for the sake of "comedy" and it just supports so much fucked up shit while trying to act like it's woke. I don't understand.

[honey-minded-hivemind]

Hmmmm... okay, @thewickedweiner and @sugar-soda, I imagine Reader's parent in the Cobra/Snake mutant au (a.k.a. Poison+Death-themed feral), was also a snake mutant of some kind. For now I'm leaving them gender-neutral, but some ideas I have for their appearance include:

• a rattle on their tail, slitted pupils, hemotoxic venom, and a mottled or diamond pattern (rattlesnake themed)

• hair shaped like a hood, tall and thin, a forked tongue, a thin tail, and neurotoxic venom (cobra themed)

• thick hair, colorful and/or patterned scales and skin, strong, has a thick tail, has sharp, saw-like teeth (python themed)

• shiny scales, strong tail, is an excellent swimmer, may have green, brown, and/or black scales, has yellow eyes (anaconda themed) (Note: anacondas are aquatic/semi-aquatic, pythons are not)

And those are just a few ideas. Some general ideas for Snake Parent include:

• They used to be an assassin or mercenary

• They had a short time as a hero or villain

• They have snake-y eyes

• They were agile, strong, cunning, and a little sadistic

• They had multiple partners (yeah... it's easier to say, who haven't they been with? The answer: Charles and Erik)

• They were a really good parent to Reader, and accepted them as they were

• They really wanted a baby, had trouble for years, over a decade, and finally, finally, ended up having Reader

• Reader was the reason they gave up assassin/mercenary/villain work

• They had a resting b*tch face half the time; the other half it was an evil or mischievous smile

• They loved the hunt, be it animal or man or object

Added notes: (So, yeah, they got with almost every adult at one point in time, but they also were a pretty good partner, being caring, understanding, and being open and honest about themself and their needs, and being open to compromise or breaking things off if neither them or their partner/s were happy) (They also doted on baby Reader, read them all the children's books, they made them baby blankets, they dresses them up, supported whatever interested Reader, and made sure to teach them manners and to think for themself, not to follow blindly) (Yep, they're buddies with Dandy and Doe in the Afterlife) (they drink tea and coffee and play Jenga)

[radracer]

TOP 10: Cobra 🐍

[cobrartss]

Riddle I love you but you are SO difficult to draw 😭😭😭

[brightlilith]

3 times the reader says she likes Miguel + 1 time she says she loves him.

The reader not knowing how to demonstrate her feelings properly.

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Request

Warning: Bad writing, English isn't my first language, not proofread, bad spelling and grammar.

A/n: God this is so small and bad, I apologize!!

Pairing: Miguel Diaz x Lawrence/Keene!Reader

First date:

Miguel and the reader are at the dojo, talking animatedly while training. Suddenly, the reader looks into Miguel's eyes and says shyly: "I really like being with you, Miggy. Thank you for making me happy..."

Second date:

This time, Miguel and the reader are in a park, taking a walk holding hands. The reader looks at Miguel with a shy smile, bright eyes and says: I really like you, Miggy. You do me so good." Y/n places a kiss on his lips.

Third date:

During a romantic date by candlelight, the reader looks into Miguel's eyes and says sincerely: "I like you more than I can express. You are special to me and I can't imagine my life without you."

+

The first 'I love you'

During a movie session at the reader's house, she finally confesses: "I love you. I know I've never said this before, but you are the most important person to me, and I want to spend the rest of my life by your side." Miguel smiles and kisses the reader, knowing that their love is true and mutual.

[f-o-and-selfship-club]

Cobras :3

Lil s/I fact: Blizzard can morph into a cobra like with Jafar

[usafphantom2]

1997 You can never go wrong with a photo of the Cobra Ball. In 1989 I got to see one of these in person, but they wouldn't let us take any photos. This will have to do.

Caption:

Air to air view of RC-135S Cobra Ball aircraft from the 55th Wing flying over the Badlands of North Dakota

National Archive: DF-ST-99-01306

@tcamp202 via X

[merv606]

i love the idea of terry putting a ring on it in mercy. let our favorite psychopath get everything he has always desired! daniel wears silver of course to their private wedding ceremony and as a surprise, wears a garter on his thigh under his suit. terry goes feral when he discovers it later on that night of course ;)

[atypeofherb9922]

Ok, hear me out Lawrusso, but Johnny adopts a golden retriever that acts like Daniel in dog form, and Daniel buys a golden retriever that acts like Johnny in dog form, and so they go to the same dog park unknowingly, and their dogs recognize each other, and that’s how they meet. Through their dogs 🐕, and then they find out the dogs were from the same litter.

[cobra-wives]

i never thought for a second, my voice was in your head…🐍 (girl so confusing, charli xcx/lorde)

(tiktok muted the audio, so this gets to go here. i’ve seen a couple of cobra-t kai edits and thought this might fit these two funnily enough. haha.)

[cxpperhead]

Off topic but when I'm writing those caring for a child prompts, this is the picture that's always at the back of my mind.

[honey-minded-hivemind]

Presenting to you lovely beelings... five Halloween-inspired feral mutants! They each have a theme, special mutations, and a unique personality! Step right up, and see what we've got!

• 🐛🦋🧪Moth Mutant Reader! (Theme: Mind Control + Cute) (Mutations: Pheromones, Fluff, and Wings)

• 🐝🍯🧫Jewel Wasp Mutant Reader! (Theme: Toxin + Zombie) (Mutations: Mind controlling venom, a Stinger, and Sharp Nails)

• 🩸🦇🍷Vampire Bat Mutant Reader! (Theme: Blood + Vampire) (Mutations: Bat Wings, Fangs, and Fluff)

• 🐍🍵💀Cobra Mutant Reader! (Theme: Poison + Death) (Mutations: Hair like a Cobra's Hood, Fangs, Venom, Scales, a Tail)

• 🦉🌕🪶Barn Owl Mutant Reader! (Theme: Moon + Witch) (Mutations: Feathered Wings, Dark Eyes, and Can Turn Into an Owl)

@sugar-soda @vivid-bun @danni1323 @weebwholovesuchihasasuke @opossumdaydreamz @crowwithguns @roxanndrummond @thewickedweiner @c0ld0utside

So... who wants to see one of these Readers with their own story and AU? And is it a Trick (Dark Yandere AU) or a Treat (Diet Yandere AU)?