#coach kleats

[bughead-in-the-comics]

Jughead asks Betty to twirl her op-art parasol to distract their opponents in Tops in Op, Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica #137 (1967).

[archiecovers]

December 1980

[jhsharman]

note passing

The final digest version is interesting with all the faculty members peering in. I do not really know what Svenson or Kleats are supposed to do with the scene -- outside of anything they will have to deal with on Archie.

Weatherbee stepping in for someone?

[jugheads-choni]

Life With Archie #8 (Volume 2: The Married Life)

[ryuseibutgayer]

As I watch blue lock, I will update this with the names I knight each character with 🤺 If you're a triggerable fan, hush <3

Isagi: Isekai/ "NATIONALS NATIONALS NATIONALS" (wanna call him nationalist, but- yk-) / Never Noa / Noa stalker / Child Scarer

Bachira: (tokyo revengers) Ryusei Satou and Kazutora Hanemiya's love child,

AKA 2000s emo scene kid battling inner demons

Chigiri: Chigu/Strawberry man

Kira: #2 / Big goal save man / Dave bc my keyboard autocorrected to it and that's just who he is now, deal / mr celebrity / ISAGI'S YAOI BF CANDIDATE #1

Tada, #9: the man who sucks and ruined everything right from the start (LOOK I'M SORRY OK, I'M JUST USING WHAT HE SAID, AND I'M FUCKING AROUND) / one whose name cannot be spelled (none shall try)

Isagi's Original Coach: Mr.Snotway (oogway) (Yall saw that snot leak onto his teeth, right-)

Noal Noa: Bokuto from haikyuu, but make him football / Never Isagi

SIDE NOTE: who tf is the brat sucking his thumb while his hair looks like a pack of fucked up curly sticky notes - W H O A WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK GAVE MR SMILEY IN THE BACKGROUND HAPPY PILLS-?? AND WHO'S THE KOKICHI RIP-OFF, WHAT THE HELL-

Yokawa???: anyways, he's Nendou Riki from Saiki and Ryuji Suguro from Blue Exorcist's love child. I want his earring <3

Ishigari: An ape is the ape became the tree it climbs

Nishioka: Fucking Killua rip-off

SIDE NOTE: no. I'm going to quit r I g h t n o w if this bowl cut glasses baldi mixed with the short designer from incredibles on edibles looking mother fucker doesn't get off the fucking screen. Right now. Love the guy in the background opening his big mouth and "murmuring" :this guy can't be serious right now:

BRO DAMMMMNNNNUH, WHY IS THIS PSYCHO POTATO HEAD WITH A HEADSET LAYONG IT ONTO KIRA, F U C K MAN HE'S JUST AN AMBITIOUS KID- (lowkey his face reminds me of an attack on titan face, but sh)

BACHIRAS SLEEPY MOANS I CANT NDSIAIWEGDSMOQWOR OK I'M A SIMP-

Gurimu: gurimu is......oversharing because he's autistic. That's all I have to say tbh. / ankleless

SIDE NOTE: Why do none of them have socks or shoes in a concrete enprisonment block.

GOOD MORNING BACHIRA MY PRECIOUS LITTLE CARTWHEELING PSYCHO 💕💕💕

Kunigami: Captain Man (because why else tell him aye aye, bachira....?) / Bakudeku Love Child Abomination

SIDE NOTE: HOLY FUCK OK I UNDERESTIMATED ISEKAI THE CRACKHEAD, GODDAMNNNNNN POOR KIRA LMFAOOO tbh I wanted to see him get hit in the head with a soccer ball at the start of the episode anyways

DAY TWO MFS

Just saw the intro, who the hell is the emo with the hand and long hair over his face

Uhh isagi if you're excited in a concrete room with a shit ton of other guys in tight clothes sweating, ik it's pride but...keep it down here bud-

Who tf is the black and white haired guy, we've got Strawberry man and we've got penguin

DO THEIR PARENTS KNOW THEYRE LOCKED UP SWEATING WITH 300 OTHER MEN?

Dude what's with Mr penguin, he eats like a cricket ape

Bachira is my precious little schizophrenic baby

OH IS HIS NAME GAGAMARU? Bro I got so many jokes to pull hold up

Gagamaru: Penguin Face / Suicidal version of Shikamaru / Mr Penguin / Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't reada my foooootball faaace / gag on my kleats (or however the fuck you spell football shoes)

WHO TF IS MR JAPANESE DAVID BOWIE WITH THAT PLATINUM BLONDE HAIR AND EYELINER????

[themadhouseglads]

From Archie At Riverdale High, Issue #88 (October 1982)

[golden-leaguers]

The Gold Family and Cooking

Arm: Can cook and bake the best food ever

Foot: he can cook to a degree

Mask: he tries to cook but always panics

Magnum: please do not let him in the kitchen

Windy: he can bake from a box recipe or smth but nothing from scratch (ie a cake mix but not using ingredients around the kitchen)

Flash Kid: cooks a mean soup and is good at making something tasty and filling out of very little ingredients

Strike: can make simple dishes like scrambled eggs

Riberon: please do not let him near knives

Sparky: too much spices but otherwise good

Middi: can bake a cake

Kleats: Cannot cook

[riverdalegang]

"Wise Whiz" (April 1972. Laugh Comics, Issue #253)

[sidekickclubhouse]

“What position did you have in mind for me?” Archie’s Pals ‘n’ Gals #15 (Winter 1960-61)

[fredheads]

This what fred looks like in all my fics

[lifewitharchiekins]

Sack Knack

[bughead-in-the-comics]

From Archie's Pals 'n' Gals #140 (1980).

[archiecovers]

February 1979

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[themadhouseglads]

From Archie, Issue #501 (November 2000). Reprinted in World of Archie Double Digest, Issue #55