#cmon the lionesses

[pernillecfcw]

The lads supporting the lionesses 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❤️

[chaos-lioness]

AGAHIUDHAN I GOT SPOILED BECAUSE NOTT’S NAME WAS IN A POLL ISTG.

[letsplayitcool]

the lionesses aren't lionessing 😭😭

[hedghost]

lowkey i don’t even want the men to win the euros bc i want to keep my lionesses superiority complex a little while longer 🤭

but also i’m an english hooligan at heart and i want to witness the scenes if it does happen so cmon ENGERLAND

[russolover]

Guy on twitter comparing Steph Houghton to millie bright and maya le tissier but argues he's not talking about the lionesses when he subtly is cmon why else would you compare her to 2 other lionesses who play her position if your not

That’s so unnecessary fr 😭

[meademalove]

Well there lotte on the lionesses so surely there next..

Cmon, hurry up. I need to go to sleep! Haven't slept properly in 2 days!

[yawansomecheekinlad]

Can't watch the final but cmon lionesses!!!

[lionews]

"notice how every dirty lion is ugly as shit and every dirty defender king is also the most ugly basic primal king with 4 applicator marks. if you want to defend your lion style atleast dont make them ugly as fuck. maybe no one wants your lions bcuz they're ugly. clean lions stay winning and valuable ftw"

I've seen some very pretty dirty lionesses in my time on site [I've been playing for 4 years] and even own some of them. Dirty does not equal ugly [I've seen some ugly clean lions, good lord.] While I prefer clean lionesses dirty ones are just fine. It's just preference to other players. [I can also assure you I don't have a basic primal king with 4 app marks, I just don't get the appeal of having them as kings besides breeding primals. I mean cmon!! Spruce em up a little!!]

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[shebeafancyflapjack]

Well, along with each new season of Ted Lasso, here comes one of those moments I have to try to care about football.

[artiiichoke]

FOOTBALL CAME HOME FINALLY FUCKIN LIONESSES AHHHHHHHHHHHH <333

[pernillecfcw]

ITS OFFICIALLY WORLD CUP DAY!!! 🎉🎉

[theroleofimagination]

Let's hope they're getting all their missed shots out of the way now before the tournament starts...

[clanoffelidae]

Liolocke Day 4 - Empty Bellies and Hungry Faces

Ilocke got glowed up:

New Decor: Great Hunger Background, Dried Bones, Caracal Rib Ornaments

Progress Report:

King Impression: Slightly Impressive --> Somewhat Impressive Territory Size: 5 --> 7 2 territory 'expansions' were 'purchased' for 250 SB and 300 SB. The beetles were treed. Cub Slots: 25 --> 35 'Increased' automatically with Territory 'expansion'. NPC Battles Encountered: 26 - NPC Battles Won: 17

Lore:

I think I've retreated in on myself again, after the incident with the other lioness. I'm so lonely, so terribly by myself, but I just... I am afraid. Afraid of rejection. Afraid of acceptance. Because if they accept me, what if they get hurt? I can't stomach the thought of bringing someone into what is supposed to be a new home, only for them to face what my old pride had to. What I had to. I don't want them to ever go through that. Not like I did. No one deserves to feel that terrible weakness, the unbearable fever. The awful confusion, delirium, the delusions brought on as fever dreams. Your body wastes away as you are stuck in another world, so hot and sick that the whole worlds seems to be flipped upside down and backwards. I don't think I could stand to watch it again either. To watch someone waste away to nothing in a matter of days. But... am I not doing that right now? This hunger is brutal. The weather so adverse and times so hard that bones cover the ground like grass in some places. With nothing else to do and no one to talk to, I've even taken to collecting some of the bones, getting those with the physical capabilities to make me things out of them for lack of anything else to do. They'll be a mark of my survival. (If I do survive.) A mark I not only survived the sickness, but survived this terrible time of hunger and tragedy. I am fortunate. I stumbled across the food pit constructed by other prides, even helping some myself with what little I can find. Those more fortunate are managing to keep everyone fed. I don't have to worry about going hungry, but every time I go out, all I see is empty bellies and hungry faces. ~~~ I managed to broker for some more territory today, although I'm not sure why I'm even bothering. I could probably raise a whole litter of cubs here now, with their mother, of course. There's just enough room for a group of little ones to grow up. It's a nice thought, even if I don't know if it will come to pass. It wasn't so hard to get the nearby kings to accept my offer, interestingly. They seemed almost desperate for any pawful of beetles I could give them, they took them in seconds and ran. They seemed so thin, they're probably trying to trade for food. I wish I could've told them about the pit, but they ran off before I could get another word in. I hope they find it eventually. ~~~ I've been trying harder and harder to take care of my appearance now. Keeping my mane nice and groomed, making sure my pelt isn't dirty. I wonder if the bones will help me seem more impressive? A childish part of me wants to say that 'ladies love trophies' and strut around with my new items, showing off. Another part of me looks at them and remembers that they exist because of empty bellies and hungry faces, and wants to cry. ~~~ My cough is being persistent.

When you're 'paying' for territory expansions and need to get rid of beetles fast:

[lordlasse]

Watching our Dutch girls play before they leave for the WC and y’all better be rooting for them this summer 🤞🏻🤟🏻

[sxftkxssxs]

MC with a lioness familiar? And the lion ages with them, so they've basically grown up together and they are telepathically linked?

why wild kitty dangerous if fluffy?? but seriously I want to pet a lion again,

Asra

they get along very nicely

asra just thinks you both are enchanting, (especially you though)

probably has walked in on Faust and your familiar having a talk and just gets stared at until they leave

your familiar could wear faust like a necklace if she could sit still

he thinks your connection with your familiar is very interesting

doesn't like getting stuck under your familiar when she takes a nap though-

Julian

she scares him at first

after a while you'll find her stretched across his lap (he looks paler than you thought possible)

Malak and your familiar have conversations all the time

don't let your familiar be alone in a room with Malak- she might try to eat him, though sometimes it seems like it's a game between the two

He wishes that he could talk to Malak like you do your familiar

please explain to him that normal birds do not look out or guards or so help me gods

Nadia

she thinks you and your familiar are absolutely majestic

she spoils your familiar <33

she probably has you and your familiar just lounge in the room when she has meetings, just for that little dramatic flare

Nadia adores how you and your familiar interact with each other.

your familiar definitely loves Nadia, and she likes to make Nadia look even more intimidating

The courtiers don't like your familiar, she can see right through them and basically tattles on them to you and Nadia

Muriel

Inanna and your familiar get along so well

he doesn't appreciate the team effort to tease him though

he'll treat your familiar like he does his own, aka spoilt little gremlin

don't let him give in all the time, or you'll have to sleep on the ground every night with him

he thinks the way you and your familiar communicate is very similar to him and Inanna

your familiar thinks Muriel is a very firm pillow, and she likes to play fight with him and Inanna

Portia

if dangerous why fluffy?

she treats your familiar like a bigger Pepi

she loves to see you two interact and definitely babies your familiar

your familiar just thinks of her as someone that spoils her

your familiar loves portia don’t let this fool you

you never get a night alone in bed, pepi is somewhere near the bottom and then your familiar is right smack in the middle <33

she’s just a baby lioness cmon! you can’t kick her out !

Lucio

probably thinks she’ll eat him?

they don’t get along well at first, he’s an ass and she doesn’t deal with him

eventually they’ll get along…eventually

it’s very a long process, but she helps make him get his act together very well

he’ll want to put literally everything he thinks looks good on her, please stop this man

she might bite another arm off if he tries to put anything she deems unstylish on her

tldr don’t let him put anything unstylish on her or you’ll have a boyfriend with two golden arms

[giggly-squiggily]

first of all, welcome back (again) and happy 2022!!!!! Im so excited to see what you post!!!

for some reason ler kohaku has been on my mind for awhile. I mean cmon, her strength and speed?? she’d absolutely be a formidable tickle monster. you can choose the lee(s)!! and as always, feel free to change/skip for any reason. youre awesome!!! <3 <3 <3

Hi friend! Thank you for the kind words! :3 A happy 2022 to you too! Oo, Ler!Kohaku! She would be incredible as a tickle monster! I gotcha covered, friend! :3

“Senku…” Kohaku’s voice was tight with restrained rage, eyes narrowed as she slowly approached her village chief. “You’re walking a fine line right now. Want to reconsider what you just said?”

Earlier, the children of the village wanted to know about the various animals Senku encountered on his journey there. Kohaku was quietly listening in, smiling to herself as the scientist told a tale of grand escapes and gruesome monsters.

That was- until he got to talking about the lion.

“It was massive! With golden fur and daring eyes- hey, just like you Lioness!” Senku grinned. Mistake number one.

Mistake number two was not correcting the kids when they asked Kohaku if she could roar for them like a lion. Which- of course she did; how could she not?

Mistake number three was laughing alongside the kids and jokingly saying: “Heh, if that’s your roar, you’re gonna make a rather goofy lion!”

Now Senku was backing up slowly, fighting down the laughs as Kohaku approached. Judging by her past instances of attack- he already knew what was coming. “Kohaku- gentle reminder I’m your chief. You kinda need me.”

“Oh don’t worry- I’m sure we’ll manage fine without you.” Kohaku’s lips quirked upward as she closed the distance, already earning a few loose giggles from the scientist before her. “What’s got you so giddy, Senku? Care to share?”

“N-No! Just staying over hehere!” Senku felt his back hit a tree, fighting the urge to slide down to the ground. “Why don’t you stay there, Lio-Kohaku.”

“Oh ho ho, did I just hear that?” She asked, eyes settling. It’s game over for Senku. “You were gonna call me a Lioness again, weren’t you?”

Senku knew there was no getting out of this one. Kohaku was ready to pounce. Maybe there was a way out? He raised his chin, opting for a sterner expression. “Kohaku, as your village chief, I order you to-wait no!”

In seconds the blonde was upon him, tackling him to the ground with practiced movements. “Too late! You’re done for!” She wasted no time squeezing along his ribs and sides, kneading gently into the softer spots of his torso.

Senku instantly jerked, bouts of laughter escaping his lips before he could stop it. “Ahhahahahahahaha! Lihihihihihihioness stahahhahhap ihihihihihihit!” He cried, hands trying to reach down and grab her wrists as she alternated between tazoring and scribbling along his torso. “Noohohohohoho! Nohohoohhoo stahahahhap ihihihihihiht!”

“For someone so smart, you’d think you’d learn from your past mistakes!” Kohaku rolled her eyes kindly, grinning when he snorted. “Oh, what was that?”

“Nohohohohohoinhng! Lehehehehet me ghoohohohho!” Senku tried to deflect, though it quickly proved useless when Kohaku squeezed that bad spot below his ribs, earning even more snorts and giggles. “Gahahhahaha no noohohohot thehehehere!”

“I’ll let you go when you refer to me as ‘Kohaku’, not ‘lioness’!” She told him firmly, hands shooting up to scribble beneath his arms, making him arch with a shriek. “Time’s tickling, Senku- make your decision!”

Not too far from the pair, Gen watched with clear amusement. Seeing Senku losing his mind in mirth was always a sight- with his flushed cheeks and growing smile. The mentalist could watch all day.

Alas, he cared for the other’s lungs. Time to help.

“Here we watch two leaders of the forest kingdom battle for dominance.” He narrated beside Suika, squatting down and putting on his best nature documentary voice. “The Lioness targets the bok choy man with incredible speed and strengh! He’ll be her dinner before long.”

“Whohohohohohohoho ahahahahahre yohohohoohu cahahhahahalling bohohoohhoohk chohoohohoohy?” Senku cried through his giggles, ducking his chin down when Kohaku scribbled beneath his chin.

“Keep talking, Gen. You’re next.” Kohaku looked over her shoulder with a wink, making the mentioned man sweat, grinning sheepishly. Suika giggled beside him, hiding behind his coat.

Turning back to Senku, she briefly paused her tickle attack, letting him breath. “So, ready to admit defeat?” She asked, grinning when his breathless chuckles were interrupted with hiccups. Flushed and exhausted, Senku knew when to turn in. “Fihihihne…you wihin, Kohaku.”

The blonde beamed, booping the other on the nose. “That’s what I want to hear.”

She turned to Gen.

“Oh! She spotted us! Run, Suika!” Gen cried dramatically, twisting around and making a mad dash for safety, Suika rolling away. Kohaku grinned before shooting to her feet, charging after the pair. “Come here, Gen! Suika!” She called, her teasing voice fading away as the trio disappeared farther into the village, leaving Senku to catch his breath.

“Heh…hehe…get them good, lioness.”

I hope this was good!