#cmon now oliv dont be dumb

[moltage]

saw this tweet and it's kind of recent so it got me wondering what Tom Mcgrath is doing nowadays.. come back king we miss you

[larnax]

ok im not strong enough. hater mode activate.

im only so angry about this because its the first time ive ever seen bottom surgery even mentioned in a fandom context and its to shit on it. im gpnna turn into the joker

easy to DIY" this is dumb for the same reason "DIY wheelchair ramps" are dumb. gcs and making hrt both take skill and knowledge the average person does not have. DIY hrt saves lives and is many peoples' only option i am not disagreeing with that but its not your buddy brent making it in his bathtub its someone who has the medical knowledge who just isnt operating in an official capacity. you cannot do it Yourself unless you want to end up injecting olive oil. this is even more true for surgery. do you think you could perform a DIY vaginectomy????? have at least a baseline respect for the people who developed gcs procedures and the people who perform them

"leaves scars" every non op trans person owes me $500USD. i am so fucking tired of people who never bothered to address their internalized ableism/transphobia about ew yuck icky scars making that my problem by loudly announcing how disgusted they are by an extremely normal part of the human experience. there is nothing wrong with having visible scarring and there is nothing wrong with surgical scarring and acting like there is provably makes people avoid procedures that would unambiguously improve their lives

"certain procedures can be risky" aw cmon bud we all know which procedures you mean! pretty please keep fearmongering about how risky bottom surgery is otherwise someone might decide to actually get a surgery which has an extremely normal success rate for surgeries. yes they make you sign a bunch of forms acknowledging the risk thats called Informed Consent and 90% of the complications are true for literally any surgery or literally any surgery on the urethra/genitals. bottom surgery is not some uniquely dangerous procedure

"implants and bottom surgery highly imperfect" every non op trans person owes me $1000USD. would you say this about any other aspect of transition? is there any fucking room in your head for the fact that postop trans people actually exist in real life and could possibly see you talking about how disgusting you find them? because im 1) real and 2) fucking your mother with my Imperfect Dick right now

"doesnt leave scars/looks completely natural" every non op trans person owes me $1500USD. this stupid fucking idea people have that The Natural Body is 1) even a thing and 2) something we should aspire to or protect is so wildly transphobic and ableist that it, too, turns me into the joker. would you say this to an amputee? to someone who had an organ transplant? because people do and its the same bullshit. the right to bodily autonomy includes the right to alter your body! i dont fucking care if i Look Natural(although its worth noting that most people cant actually tell fully healed phallo dicks and natal dicks apart. i went to a urologist and he only realized i was postop when i told him) and it should not be treated as an unambiguously good thing.

LIKE EVEN THE FUCKING DOCTOR IS NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE MEDICAL BOTTOM SURGERY. olberic had an "averse reaction to medicine" <- directly against canon where he can be healed fine WHOLESALE INVENTED just so that we minimize the amount of people who could theoretically have phalloplasty

also youre lying to yourself and more importantly me if you think ophilia has any medical knowledge whatsoever shes literally a faith healer who cant even deal with poison

like ok "a wizard did it" is better than literally not even acknowledging some trans people want to "switch their junk" like most people do or arguing that its ahistorical to have any medical transition, However this is just having that so you can present it as the better alternative to the inferior gross medical transition which . go fuck yourself!!! go fuck yourself.

again im mostly so mad about this because when i saw the words "bottom surgery" in a fandom thing i was really really excited because i never get to see even other fans who acknowledge that their favorite characters could be like me! i had a solid 5 seconds of just being ecstatic to be represented and then i actually read the damn thing and it was just more of the fucking same.

[buckleupbrochachos]

just finished ep3 (end of live react)

SPOLIERRSS (also i will not be live reacting anymre rn. im vry tired :)) will still post the recaps/ my thoughts during each episode.

cry more bitch

THEYRE SO DONE BRO THEY JUST WANNA GO HOME

JOHNATHANS SMILLLEEEE IM GONNA CRY I CANT

malewife murray

johnathan is such a himbo now ilh

“can u pass me the olive oil?” “thats wine”

“tommorrow?” “ALASKA?”

JOHNATHAN U R TOO HIGH RN

mike stfu

lucas :(((

tryna give the man a heart attack or sum gawd damn

nancy noo

MIKE. SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND EAT WITH WILL.

nvm just stfu and leave everyone alone youve done enough

MIKE U HAVE NEVER SAID I LOVE U TO HER ONCE STFU

U CANT EVEN WRITE IT BRUUUHH

A QUICK I LOVE YOU DOESNT COUNT U DUMB ASSS

ARRESTED? CMON MAN DONT DO HER LIKE THAT

if my safety was put into mike wheelers hands id kms

MAURRY U WERENT SUPPOSED TO TELL HER

this demon fool be using people insecurities and mistakes as a weapon? sounds like depression to me

NOT THE OPPS

welcome to alaska!!

nancy and robin :))

EL POWERS BACK CONFIRMED?

mikes gay little lean in the montage

GO GET EM EL

THE FEDS !! RUN

MAX NO :(((