#cmon it would be so funny

[dorizardthewizard]

Ireland 2024... You know what to do

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[alkyls]

would it be a bad idea to make america stamps on july 4th...

[buqbite]

part 1 (on VA and being better than humans)

part 2 (on welt and being just a human)

[faunandfloraas]

fav skz // There's one more skill Felix and Chan also had to master- Something the Korean's call "Aegyo".

[orangeslikesbread]

Why does no one ship lautski ???

and NO im not talking about steph and pete, I'm talking about ted and solomon

THEY ARE SO SHIPPABLE !!!!! AND TERRIBLE FOR EACH OTHER

also bc joey and corey have SO MANY iconic duos and need more

(this is /j... unless ??)

[blessyouhawkeye]

i don't think ted lasso understands the comedic potential they have by having a frenchman and a quebecois guy on the same football team. richard should be screaming crying throwing up at zorreaux's quebecois accent

[dreadark]

wish alnst fans would stop talking so much about what’s in the patreon, half because most of what people claim is just wild misinterpretation/lies, and half because it gives the impression that there’s a bunch of super important lore that’s paywalled, when that’s not at all the case

like, most of it is behind the scenes production info and concept art, some of it is things implied in the MVs said outright (really do you need the creator to say till cares about ivan to realize that 😭 maybe try watching the videos with your eyes open next time) and a tiny bit is fairly irrelevant details that usually get revealed eventually (for example they mentioned unsha’s name and a bit about him, but then he got the interviews which are public anyway)

so if you can’t access it it’s ok I promise

just make sure not to trust what anyone says about it either after all people love going on the internet and telling lies (especially if they’re about till’s feelings…hahah………)

[oceanwithouthermoon]

man, if i were kusuo saiki and my brother knew everything i was saying without hearing it, i would pretend that everything he knew i was saying was wrong and act super confused just to fuck with him

[theduckseeksduck]

The end of s6 feels like being a child of divorce except your parents are an angel having a power trip and some guy with mental issues

[thats-a-mood-gabriella]

Just riffing off the idea of Blitz thinking the pregnancy test box is Stolas's, head canon that Blitz has absolutely no idea what a cloaca does, biologically speaking, and genuinely believes that Stolas can get pregnant. This leads to a misunderstanding where Blitz thinks Stolas has agreed to actually have a baby with him, while Stolas thinks he's agreed to have some fun with Blitz's apparent breeding kink.

[ad-astra-per-aspera-1389]

Cmon Texas, you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and get a SECOND set of gays trending

[abyssal-ilk]

with every new little mention of all the other dai companions, i get a little more petty that there is zero mention of vivienne whatsoever

[bruciemilf]

Okay, so recently, I've been consuming little bits and pieces of Thomas Wayne Jr content,,, been biting into him gently if you will,,

But here's the thing; Renegade AU where TJ is literally just. Some guy. He's the unhinged, iredeemable, father hating bitch yall think Jason is

I like to think he didn't even die, Thomas Senior just. Annoyed him into disowning himself. He finds out about Bruce from the news and he's like lmao, poor you (I hate you so fucking much)

Literally just give me Bruce having an annoying ass older brother who comits crime purely to give the middle finger to their deceased dad as an act of rebellion. He's just a Guy in his free time.

I'm also not immune to this,

Bruce, making the biggest eyes at Alfred, " Please,-"

" No"

" Please!"

" No!"

" It'll be a little one!"

" That's what HE promised me, too,"

" Oh lay off of him, old man. At least you can't snitch him out to daddy like you did me, huh?"

[awweshuuks]

Some kny tweets are so funny but then they make obanai a major simp for Mitsuri and like threaten EVERYONE that talks to her like nooooo 😔 (and the alpha wolf discord kitten relationship but that’s a whole other thing..)

yea he got annoyed with tanjiro but he already hates him and imagine ur crush hanging out closely with someone u despise. I doubt he would be like that with EVERYONE that talks with her considering she's like the sweetest and most outgoing person there 🙁.

I love their relationship and yea he IS much more sweet to her but being totally jealous is WILD.

Oh and yes I am totally aware that its just for gits and shiggles and honestly I don't really care if people DO do it just as long as they don't think its cannon 😔

Canon Obamitsu>>>>>fanon Obamitsu (for the most part, some can be cute)

[syrupbitee]

this is so ass im so sorry