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The âSUPPLENESS OF HIS WAISTâ, FITZ?!? THE SUPPLENESS OF HIS WAIST?????!!!??
#me#BRO#this man#the tawny man trilogy#golden fool#fitzloved#down bad fr#we havenât seen the fool in like 3 chapters and then Fitz immediately hits us with this as soon as he lays eyes on him#cmon dude get it together
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Saw a tweet about aging up childhood characters with yourself and now i need to make the wedding peach characters 20 years old and learning how to navigate being an adult while also still protecting the world from (evil/malicious) demons even if queen reinedevilia has been exorcised
#wedding peach#peach momoko#momoko hanasaki#hinagiku tamano#yuri tanima#scarlet o hara#angel lily#angel daisy#angel salvia#wedding peach dx IS NOT canon to me btw#i think theyre a fun rewatch but. thats about it#also yuri and yanagiba are not together sorry not sorry lmao#same w hinagiku and fucking takuro#the only canon couple still together are in fact momoko and yousuke#truthfully im just creating my own fanon at this point lmao#bc i love most of wedding peach so much it is fr my childhood#but there is specific parts that im not a fan of#also limone just felt so patronizing at times like#dude-#and takuro like. assaulting momoko that one time?????#ik its a profuct of its time but dude cmon#actually wait i feel like it was more than once or im getting my shows mixed up but i dont think i am#ANYWAY- theyre my little guys (the angels + yousuke)#i have several hcs for them teehee#but i feel like theres basically no fandom for wedding peach so#idk#also wedding peach is like. so easy to make magical girl ocs for lmao#bc you can just like. make and angel or demon n call it a day#anywayyyy thats it for now cant wait to do some silly aged up redesigns đĽ°
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most cringe thing a person can do: report someone for a crime
#literally had a person tell me that their dad is a policeman#and they joked that if i lived in warsaw they would tell him#THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES PEOPLE FROM WARSAW/j#like im sorry that jokes not funny#tell him that i shoplift stuff that is#like#based gdynia residents: omg you shoplift from empik i shoplift from lookah wanna go steal things together#cringe warsaw resident: uhm my dad is a cop âď¸đ¤#shut the fuck up#and they had the whole punk/metalhead look going on as well#like brooooo get a gripppppp#go solve real crimes like idk#releasing zoo animals or something#like one of my classmates literally told me that i should get her a bowie cd (as in steal one)#OUGH OR ANOTHER ANNOYING THING#me: huh its smells like weed lmao#this one guy: âď¸đ¤ how do you know how it smells like#MY GUY PEOPLE SMOKE WEED ARE YOU BORING i mean considering the neighbourhood you live in it makes sense#BUT CMON MY DUDE EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT WEED SMELLS LIKEE#no one cares
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okay so hereâs the thing I have to be honest Iâve been exposed to percy jackson whatever whatever bs for years in passing but I never payed much attention like I knew very little about literally anything. over the years I did somehow catch that nico is gay so I knew that and I know he gets a lil boyf at some point and up until seeing that poll tasfia reblogged i was going about my life truly believing that that lil boyf was leo
#whyâs he dating a blonde man tho cmon youâre emo dudeâŚâŚ get it together#made sense in my head#piperđŤś
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Oooughh... arghhhh... ahhhh... the agony.....who coulge have predictioned???
#rawdogging an office get together i don't want to go to on 4 hours sleep#but alas ive been here too long and have been going on too many after work outings lately to use my usual excuses#im sure itll be great once its actually happening but like cmon dude i just work here i dont need to be here#also probably doesnt help ive never wanted to be anywhere ever before in my life#cant even sleep on the train lest i be Stabbethed#hamb goes on a ramb
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seven minutes in heaven
warnings: suggestive but no actual smut, mature themes, dry humping, tongue kissing.
summary: a game of seven minutes in heaven leads to reader and jj stuck in a closet together.
pairings: childhood!bsf!jj x childhood!bsf!reader
requested by this ask (thank you anon!) i dont know much about the game, so if i got one of the steps wrong, im sorry in advance.
you and the rest of the pogues gathered together on a saturday night to drink beers, smoke weed, and play spin the bottle. typical pogue shit.
all of you were sat in a circle on the carpet in the living room floor of the chateau. there was a glass beer bottle in the middle of all seven of you.
for a half hour, the game was spin the bottle. everyone's facial expressions quickly grew bored. John B, and Sarah were talking about something totally different, Pope and Cleo gone to grab a new crate of beers.
After a few more moments of all of you staring at the wall blankly, Kiara's the first to break the awkward silence. "hey what's that game we all used to play when we were sophmores?" she asks, twirling a piece of her curly hair around her pointer finger.
after kiara speaks, jjs facial expression changes to one of interest. he thinks for a moment and then speaks, "the one where you get locked in a closet for like ten minutes?" he asks
Pope rounds the corner with a few beers tucked in his arm. Cleo not far behind him "seven minutes." he corrects, pointing a finger at him.
jj rolls his eyes at the correction and mimics a mouth with his hand, mocking his words "seven minutes" he says, trying his best to sound as much like pope as possible.
you flick the back of jjs neck, mumbling a shut up to him. he lets out a high pitched ow and rolls his eyes, but ultimately he stops his mocking.
John b turns back towards the group at the mention of the new game. "are we finally gonna play something other than spin the bottle? im kinda tired of landing on Sarah." he teases
Sarah shoves him playfully, and then turns back to the topic of conversation. "Yeah we should play, it sounds fun. how does it work?" she asks, tilting her head slightly.
Pope speaks up this time, "we spin a bottle for two people, whichever two people it lands on, they go in a closet together for seven minutes to do whatever they want." he adds with a hint of suggestion at the end of his sentence.
jj smirks and turns to look at you, memories of the last time you two played this game when you were fifteen, when you shared your first kiss.
it was the first kiss for both of you, so it was sloppy and had a lot of teeth and tongue, it was sickening to think about, but never forgotten.
jj pipes up next, "yup we can play. this games borin' anyways." he says with a shrug.
everyone else agrees and shifts themselves back into a circle on the carpet. Pope places the bottle in the middle, then darting his eyes from one pogue to another.
"so whos first?" pope speaks
jj doesn't waste a second in volunteering to go first. "me! uh- ill spin first." he says, clearing his throat. everyones eyes fly to jj, giving him a questioning look.
"dude you answered that way too fast." john b says with a growing smirk on his face, his eyes now flickering between me and jj sitting beside one another.
"dude shut up!" jj says, before reaching forward and spinning the glass bottle, he crosses his arms and sneakily crosses his fingers hoping, praying, that it lands on you.
everyones eyes are glued intensely to the bottle, the tension in the small room palpable.
eventually the bottle comes to a stop, the tip of it pointing right to your knee. jj has to hold back from jumping up and saying something like hell yeah!
he instantly stands up, holding his hand out for you to take. "cmon m'lady." he teases, and looks at you with his typical shit eating grin.
you roll your eyes and take his hand, standing up and walking to the closed closet with him.
"i bet everyone can guess what they're gonna do in that closet." john b says with a smirk, as he watches jj open the closet door and enter.
"gross! i dont even wanna think about it." kie adds on, then everyone starts to whisper about both of you in the open circle.
as you both get in the cramped closet, jj takes a seat on stacked boxes that clearly say "fragile" but he obviously doesn't seem to mind. he looks up at you still standing there awkwardly in the dimly lit space.
"seems oddly familiar, doesn't it?" he teases. your brain floods with memories of you and jj in the same situation back in sophomore year.
you both had been in this exact crammed closet, deciding you could both share you first kiss together. it was sloppy, uncoordinated, and you both were trying to figure out a comfortable spot to place your hands. it was an awkward and uncomfortable kiss, but it was stuck in your brain nonetheless.
"yeah, really familiar." you chuckle nervously, looking around, and tapping your foot on the ground. you avoid eye contact with the blonde, hoping this seven minutes would pass by quickly.
he notices your shift in mood, and he smirks. he spreads his legs and moves his arms behind his head as he speaks.
"you know, were in here for a whole seven minutes. we should put it to good use, right?" he was enjoying making you nervous, and teasing you.
when he doesn't get a response, he gently pulls you onto his lap so your straddling him. he looks up into your eyes in the dimly lit closet, with something you cant quite describe.
before you know it, your both leaning in slowly, jj is the one to connect his lips with yours. the kiss was gentle and chaste at first, your mouths moving passionately against one another.
jjs hands find their way to your waist, gently caressing the flesh. you take that as a sign to move your hands up his torso, then settling your arms around his neck, all while continuing to kiss him passionately.
the kiss grows more intense over time, your tongues fighting for dominance against one another. eventually you catch yourself grinding your hips against his, as you both makeout.
minutes go by, and he finds himself lost in your kisses and the way your grinding your hips against his. his cock doesn't take long to stir in his cargo shorts.
when you feel his buldge press up against you, your hips move a little faster, the kisses becoming more desperate. before you know it, a light is shining in the closet and the sound of the door creaking fills your ears.
you pull away from jjs lips briefly to look at who opened the door.
"seven minutes are up, lovebirds." john b says with a jerk of his head, motioning for you two to get out the closet with a smirk.
#jj maybank#outer banks#imagine#fluff#jj maybank imagine#jj maybank smut#jj maybank x reader#obx fic#rafe cameron#the kooks#jj mayback imagine#jj maybank icons#jj mayback x reader#jj maybank x you#obx jj#jj obx#jj maybank rp#jj maybank series#jj maybank fic recs#jj maybank prompt#jj maybank obx#jj maybank outer banks#jj maybank one shot#jj maybank blurb#jj maybank drabble#jj maybank concept#jj maybank texts#jj maybank thoughts#jj maybank edit#rafe outer banks
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If I give you guys shirtless buck would you vote for him?
Babygirlâ˘ď¸ Bracket Round 1: Side B
note: propaganda is encouraged
babygirl bracket
#babygirlbracket#buck buckley#evan buckley#evan buck buckley#heâs is the most baby girl why tf is that Peeta dude winning#911 fandom get it together cmon
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pick up the phone
pairing: rafe cameron x fem!reader
summary: someone wonât stop calling after you and rafe left a house party together
warnings: smut, cursing, super short
âif that phone rings one more time, iâm gonna lose it.â rafe mumbled from between your legs. his lips and chin were dripping with your wetness as you writhed beneath the heavy arm laid over your stomach.
âi-itâs fucking topper.â you sputtered between moans. rafe groaned into you, his grip on your thigh getting tighter.
you and topper had broken up months ago, but the dude would not leave you alone. whenever you tried blocking his number, he would threaten you. so all of the hours in your day were spent ignoring texts and dodging calls.
âhe canât have you.â rafe was looking up at you through hooded lids. he was drunk off the taste of you, high off of your touch. âsay it.â
âhe canât have me.â your eyes closed in pleasure as rafeâs tongue worked on your clit, circling and sucking while his fingers scissored in and out of you. you were begging for more, he could sense it, but he wasnât going to give it to you yet.
âonly me.â he kissed the inside of your thigh, a stark contrast to his rough grip and fast pace.
âonly you, rafe.â your knuckles were white from how hard you were holding onto the bedsheets. you were so close. there were tears pricking at the corner of your eyes as you were nearing the peak of this pleasure.
ring, ring, ring.
topperâs contact showed up on your phone for the sixth time in the pass hour.
âgod, fucking-â the hand that was holding you down onto the bed reached for your phone, the other hand still working inside of you. rafe brought his thumb to your clit. eyes scrunched, lips swollen, your hips raised off the bed. âhey, man, sheâs busy.â
the noises you were making could surely be heard through the speaker as rafe dropped the phone back onto the bed, without hanging up.
âcmon, baby. give it to me.â rafe leaned back down to your core, tongue working alongside his fingers.
âoh, my-â your voice was caught in your throat as you came, arching off the bed as rafeâs name left your lips in a suppressed moan. you could hear topper through the speaker of your phone, cursing and yelling to anyone who would listen.
you reached over and hit the âend callâ button.
âthink heâll leave me alone now?â you asked rafe, who was still trying to let you ride out your high. your cheeks were flushed with a pinky hue and your eyes were sparkling under the dim glow of the lamp beside the bed.
âi wonât tell you whatâll happen if he doesnât.â rafe leaned down to capture your lips in a kiss. you wrapped your legs around his waist to bring him closer.
âneed you.â you whispered against his lips. rafe laid his forehead against yours, you could feel his heart thumping in his chest.
âlet me show you what you were missing out on while you were with him.â
#rafe outer banks#rafe cameron#rafe x reader#outer banks#jj maybank#john b routledge#sarah cameron#spotify#rafe smut#Spotify
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helloo!! i was wondering if maybe you could write a Five Hargreeves x Reader when five just absolutely ADDORRESS the reader? it doesnt matter whats the situation, whats the backstory for it, i just NEED a lovesick fool fiveđ
I ALSO ABSOLUTELY LOOVVVEEE YOUR WRITING ITS SOOOO GOOODD!!!!đđđ
nah I agree with this it's slightly ooc but idgaf he would be lovesick if he didn't experience so much trauma in his life TELL ME IM WRONG. /hj ; and thank you!!! I appreciate it <3 ; thanks for requesting, hope you enjoy! ; I tried to make this as long as possible so I'm sorry if it's short as hell đ
FIVE HARGREEVES ; lovesick
summary ; five is lovesick as hell
warnings ; language
word count ; 345
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Five adored you. He was completely infatuated, head over heels for you.
"I want you so badly it might kill me"
That's how he asked you out.
You could never do wrong in his eyes. You were a work of art in them. You were the Francoise Pilot to his Pablo Picasso.
He's even worse when he's drunk. Especially when there's no hope to save the world one last time. He's a touchy drunk around you, acting like a cartoon character with bubbles popping out of his lips when he burped.
He's a fool for you, even when he doesn't want to be.
But it's alright.
man he just fell in love at first sight
he couldn't help but admire everything you did, you moved smooth like butter
when he's not busy saving the world, he's surprising you with gifts / being very lovey dovey
he's a big physical affection person when he's lovesick
he literally daydreams of kissing you all day
he's actually obsessed
and it annoys his siblings
"y/n-"
"shut the hell up, five"
he's very overprotective of you
but not in a like stalker weird way, he's just concerned mostly
he doesn't wanna lose you cause he knows shit can flip at any second
he's genuinley the sweetest
yall have that old people love (cause I mean u kinda r old ppl cmon)
you sip hot tea on the porch swing in the morning to watch the sunrise
you live in a little cottage core home in middle of no where pennsylvania
he built your dreams dude đđ
think those few lines in miranda lamberts the house that built me
"mama cut out houses of pictures for years, from better homes and garden magazines. plans were drawn and concrete poured, nail by nail, board by board, daddy gave life to mama's dream"
if you get it you get it
I live / grew up in rural PA don't ask ab the country music
cause you'd definitely listen to the soft country type of music when baking in the kitchen or picking strawberries in the greenhouse together
#lowkeyrobin#gn reader#gender neutral reader#they/them reader#five hargreeves oneshot#five x reader#five hargreeves x reader#aiden gallagher x reader#tua x reader#the umbrella academy x reader#umbrella academy x reader#lovesick! five
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reckless - ln4
lando norris x verstappen!singer!reader smau
summary a sliiiight misunderstanding caused by yn made max go mad and almost commit murder warnings cursing fc sabrina carpenter taglist @jaydaaasworld notes requested!đˇ iâve been dying to get to this request but iâve had no time and no inspiration đ hope you like it!
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ynverstappen abt last week ! btw ârecklessâ is officially out <3
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user no lando pic, no lando like, promoting reckless, not denying the allegations. iâm afraid itâs truly over
user iâm a child of divorce
user the pic with max thođ
user heâs such an older brotherđđť
user iâm legit so sad over this
maxverstappen1 đ
user đ = âthe body is buriedâ
user lando i love you but iâm choosing mumâs side on the divorce
lilymhe my beautiful girlđ
ynverstappen love u lils see u on sunday đ
user HUH??????
user TF YOU MEAN SEE YOU ON SUNDAY
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landonorris when you spend a few days away without a phone and your lovely girlfriend lets everyone believe youâre an asshole and suddenly youâre the internetâs most hated person and you have death threats in your messages đ
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user HELLOOOOO???????
ynverstappen1 IâM SORRY BABY IT WAS JUST SO FUN TO SEE MAX FREAKING TF OUT
maxverstappen1 not funny. didnât laugh
landonorris i second that
maxverstappen1 donât second me iâm still mad at you
landonorris I. DIDNâT. DO. ANYTHING.
ynverstappen i love you please forgive međĽş
landonorris no
landonorris okay just because youâre like really hot
ynverstappen well that was easy
ynverstappen posting that last pic is evil tho i showed you that in confidence.
landonorris is what you deserve
maxverstappen1 what was with you and those glasses
ynverstappen it was a phase max move onđ
carlossainz55 you almost needed bodyguards to walk around the paddockđđ
maxverstappen1 at least he knows not to mess around now
landonorris i didnât intend to who do you think i am mate cmon
user MOM AND DAD ARE STILL TOGETHER?!???? SUICIDE PLANS ARE OFF
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ynverstappen yes we are still together no max didnât murder him
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maxverstappen1 i tried to
landonorris dudeđ
landonorris i love but you almost got me killed love
ynverstappen the price you gotta payâ¤ď¸
user i donât understand what happened here đ
user right like what does ârecklessâ even mean
ynverstappen itâs a song i wrote years ago about someone very shitty, found it a few weeks ago and decided to retake it and release it :D
user girl why didnât you clarify it wasnât about lando since the beginning đ
ynverstappen chaos is my fuel
user you are evil.
landonorris she is.
#f1 fanfic#formula 1#f1#f1 x reader#fanfiction#smau#f1 smau#lando norris#mclaren#lando norris x reader#lando norris imagine#lando norris social media au#lando norris smau#lando norris x you#lando norris fanfic#lando norris fluff#ln4#ln4 smau#lando norris 4#f1 fic#motorsports#formula 1 smau#lando norris fanfiction
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roommate!hamzah x reader . . .
summary: little headcannons i have ab these 2!!! theyâre just friends of course (wink)!!
a/n: hiii iâm slowly working on hamzah requests, ty to those who send them in for me <3
ROOMMATE!HAMZAH WHO . . . tends to do his morning routine without a shirt on (grabbing coffee, feeding the cats, sitting on the balcony while responding to texts heâs put off for far too long)
itâs never bothered you because youâre rarely awake early enough to know of it. yet one morning hamzah is mortified by your hook up from the night before, awake and attempting to crack jokes with him as he pours the remaining orange juice into a soft magenta-stained mug that a girlfriend had gifted you last christmas.
hamzah's eyes give a silent glare at both the audacity (of this random man who's decided to parade around the kitchen that is fifty percent his in nothing but those loose boxer shorts!) and out of disgust (he'd unfortunately heard a lot of last night's... action from his room down the hall and he hates that he now has a face to associate with the trauma).
there's a awkward tension that is clearly not reciprocated by the brash and flamboyant guy leaning against the fridge door with a smirk.
hamzah keeps his arms crossed over his own bare chest, stood next to the coffee machine- and for once heâs actually annoyed by the slow frequency of the coffee's stream and the accommodating, overwhelming smell. but he's starting to think it must be your flingâs presence that's causing everything around him to feel a bit violating.
âummmmâŚ.â heâd delay with a deep exhale, unsure how to end a conversation he never asked to begin
the guy would take a long sip of orange juice, âiâm just wondering like, how long have you two lived together? she didnât even tell me she lived with anyone soâ i mean, itâs not everyday you see a girl hot as that living with some guy!" he pauses, "ohâŚwait, come on man you had to have hit by nowâŚâ he babbles on and hamzah stares blankly, stifling a laugh when it comes to the last assumption.
âman, iâm just trynaâ enjoy my breakfastâŚâ hamzah wishes heâd never left his bedroom so early.
the guy nods his head, âyeahâŚyeah i get that. i should get back to y/n and stuff. she sleeps kinda heavy, huh?â
hamzah nods absentmindedly, sipping his black coffee and making his way out of the kitchen, âguess soâŚâ he stops and looks back at him with a look of slight disgust, ânext time at least put some pants on dude, cmon.â
later that day hamzah tells you about it and you laugh so hard you almost fall off of the soft brown couch. âoh my god!!!!â you laugh through your words, âwas your masculinity challenged?! did you feel threatened?? maybe he was trying to eye you up- you were practically naked...â you have a grin that makes hamzah subconsciously grin with you, forcing him to overcompensate due to your implications.
"absolutely none of those things?! what the fuck??? no. he was a fuckin' dog, even asked me if we've..." hamzah stutters a bit while gesturing between the two of you.
your face is shocked first as you both silently gesture between the two of you, occasionally making more grotesque and sexual movements to which you both begin to laugh. "no way! that guy has nothing but mush for brains."
hamzah bites his inner cheek harshly, tightening a grip on the circle pillow in his large arm, "yeah..."
you keep your gaze on your fingers fidgeting with the couch before a smirk inches onto your face and your head slowly turns towards hamzah.
it still surprises him how nervous you can make him with something as simple and intriguing as your eye contact, so he flusters up a bit and sputters a soft laugh, "what?" he reaches for the remote on the coffee table to distract himself.
you hum to yourself and pick up a mini twizzler from the small candy dish in the center of the table before plopping yourself down, resting your head on the pillow sat in hamzah's lap.
hamzah attempts to keep his demeanor intact as you snuggle yourself into comfort (so much so, your tiny spaghetti strap on your loose sleep top falls down your shoulder in beautiful imperfection).
you struggle with attempting to unwrap the red candy before hamzah eventually offers to help, "y'want me to do it?"
"please?" you nod and shift to look directly up at him rather than the tv.
"mhm..." he easily uses his teeth to open it, "and i'm taking a piece for my hard work."
"uh huh, sharing is caring"
not only does hamzah feed himself a peel of the twizzler, he holds a piece above your mouth which you take from him with a giggle, "mm, thank you"
hamzah's eyes almost explode when he wakes up a week later to see you making yourself a smoothie clad only in a bra and silky sleep shorts. you'd laugh at him and tell him he's so fragile and he'd claim you're trying to steal his thing while covering his eyes dramatically.
ROOMMATE!HAMZAH WHO . . . you like to play harmless pranks on in good spirits and post on your close friends story , calling it âhamzah hijinksâ
ROOMMATE!HAMZAH WHO . . . helps you cook or bake whenever you find a new recipe to try out on pinterestâ at times they're even filmed and treated as competitions between you and mandy versus hamzah and martin
ROOMMATE!HAMZAH WHO . . . finds it difficult to not have a crush on you when his audience constantly tells him otherwise
there are plenty of shipping posts that come from your appearances and mentions on his channel but from your attitude hamzah's convinced you must not be aware of them or are truly that unbothered by anyone's opinion
clips such as you wiping flour from his cheek to which he joked, âokay stop it now, you know that really ignites my mommy issuesâ
or when you guest starred on a patreon episode of the podcast, adding small tidbits to the conversation while petting blue and eating a strawberry popsicle. leading hamzah to over reach and pet blue with you randomly, which many fans found cuteâ like you were a family
or whenever martin would bring you up and hamzah would immediately focus on what he says afterwardsâ many viewers have concluded heâs obsessed with you
ROOMMATE!HAMZAH WHO . . . now edits his youtube videos in the living room with your legs draped over his shoulders so that you can watch and help him when necessary (but mostly because of your abundantly clear physical love language)
ROOMMATE!HAMZAH WHO . . . thinks itâs really sweet that you can find a piece of him in any and everything without trying
âso i was outâŚâ
hamzah leans his forearms against the island counter with a grin and his headset shifted from his ears (you interrupted his gaming and told him to come see you afterwards but he insisted on pausing for you) âuh huhhh??â
âandddd⌠i found a cute small shop and guess what they specialize in?!!!!â
âwhat??!!!â
âcustom sonny angels!! so i got one for each of us.â you smile wide, âitâs crazy i just showed them a picture of us and they based the outfits on it. look at them!!!â
hamzah opens the box and finds the two small figures; one garnering his iconic nap queen hoodie and the other in one of your cute red babydoll tops. his mouth is wide for an extra second, âoh my god itâs us as lilâ babiesâ he laughs, âthatâs so fucking cool, how much did you pay for this?â
âdonât worry about that. while i was waiting for them to paint those i also got you this nice green shirt from urban i just like this shade on you.â you held up the shirt and hamzah hugs you gently thanking you again with a short kiss to the top of your head.
ânow lemme see what you got for yourself.â
ROOMMATE!HAMZAH WHO . . . surprisingly finds you hiding away in the en-suite bathroom during a party youâre both hosting
âi didnât think you would be in here??â he says while shutting the door behind him and taking a seat next to you on the bathroom floor
âiâm surprised to see you in here i lost you somewhere between martin showing up and that group of girls whisking you away.â you genuinely joke.
hamzah chuckles and scratches the back of his neck, âyeah itâs really not like thatâ iâm really not like that.â
âi know you.â you smile at his oddly nervous face.
âwhyâd you end up in here?â he sighs and gives your side a soft tap of acknowledgment.
âi thought i just needed to use the bathroom but then i started to find myself way happier alone in here than out there right now.â
âi feel that. i donât know if half of those people even know this is my house.â
âi know most of them donât know this is my house.â
hamzah laughs and lets his head hang into the open space of his bent legs, to which you take the opportunity to steal his hat from his head, plopping it on top of yours.
âcome on bruh, that was supposed to cover up this mess!â hamzah jokes referring to his wildly curly hair.
âitâs far from a mess hamzah, please.â and when he turns to you, you cradle his head with both hands, scratching softly at his scalp to help revive his hat-hair.
he stares at you kindly, âmmâhold on let me see it,â he gently pulls your hands away and stands to look into the mirror. âoh my god itâs fucking horrid.â
you stand up to defend as if you crafted his hair yourself, âstop it! it looks fine,â you lean onto your tip toes to fluff it a little more, âi like it like this,â
âoh really?â he exaggerates a lift of his eyebrows and manages to catch your eye in the mirror for a second before you look away bashfully.
âhey! donât get all shy now,â he looks behind him and confidently wraps his arm around you and pulls you close, âitâs okay. i like yours like this,â he smiles and you roll your eyes playfully.
ââm not gettinâ shy!â you wrap your arms around his lower torso and bury your head in his chest before you pop the question, reaching up to whisper in his ear, âdid max bring you more weed??â
ROOMMATE!HAMZAH WHO . . . hotboxes your bathroom with you, making sure to bring any snacks from the crowded kitchen for the munchies that will undoubtedly come afterward
this is one of the few times youâve got a real good look in hamzahâs eyes.
the bathroom reeks of weed and the two of you (mostly you) decided that sitting face to face was far better than side by side. it was silent for a while before you felt the need to speak about his eyes.
âdid you know your eyes arenât black?â you ask.
hamzah shakes his head slowly.
âwell they have the tiniest brownie-brown to them but youâd only know if youâre like this close,â you jokingly move close enough to touch your noses together.
hamzah looks over your entire face, realizing heâs never been this physically close to you before. you glance at his lips then to his glossy red eyes.
âyou smell like coconut cookies,â hamzah smiles.
you sit back on your calves, across from him with his legs crossed, âi think itâs my shampoo,â you play around with a few strands.
âyeah?â
âyeah,â you nod before sitting up again, resting your hands lightly on his thighs to hold yourself up, âdo you wanna do something?â
he stares at you for a moment, âlike what?â
âdo you trust me?â he finds that your eyes glimmer extra when theyâve got that certain puffiness and widened pupil combination.
âyeah, âf course, but what are we doinggg?â hamzah drags unseriously.
âjust shhh,â you smile and reach for his arm behind him, slowly bringing his cold hand up to your soft cheek. âis that okay?â
hamzah sends a silent nod.
âokay,â you breathe and bring your face closer to his.
hamzahâs mind is so boggled. he canât believe any of this; heâs completely struck by awe and tangled in your sweet cherry stem of affection. he thinks youâre a special kind of girl; one with an attitude both sexy and innocently loving. so infatuating that heâs realizing he canât kiss you, not here, not when youâre high and thinking irresponsibly.
not when thereâs a chance that youâll wake up tomorrow and not remember it, or worse ask him to forget about it for your sake.
not when your friendship lies directly on that line.
âmm, yeah we really⌠shouldnâtâŚâ he takes pauses between his words, it almost physically hurts him to see you that stunned by his words with your face still safe in his palm.
youâre completely flustered and blink your eyes a few times before retreating from his space, âoh⌠fuck, iâm so sorry that was-â
âitâs not like that- itâs more like, not right now. later?â he scrambles for a response as youâre trying to keep yourself from drowning in embarrassment.
âmhm sure yeah, iâll be back.â you give a forced smile and leave him alone on the tile floor.
ROOMMATE!HAMZAH WHO . . . you wake up the morning after a house party and find in your bathroom tub with a sharpie mustache above his lip and a pink post it note that read: âGOODNIGHT SUGAR!!! BEST PARTY EVER - Martin :Dâ written in a barely legible scrawl
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Just friends? Fuck no.
authorâs note: I love enemy!jj and Iâm a hoe for an enemies you lover arc but I just want me a flirty best friend jj so bad so I had to write his headcanons (?). I donât even know what this is actually. Thereâs hc and small little blurbs all together so itâs definitely a little longer than a blurb but not a one shot either. Iâm confused but I hope ur not. Enjoy!
summary: just some hc(?) about best friend!jj !!
pairing: best friend!jj maybank x pogue!reader
First of all, you canât convince me that this man isnât clingy with his best friend. And honestly not just with you and Kie but with Jb and Pope too. So picture this, divorced parents, your dad lives in another country with his new wife and your mom lives with your sister whilst you stay in the château. Your best friend John B offered you a room after his father made it clear that he wasnât going to be back soon if never. So now youâre practically living in the château, stopping by your own house to check on your mom and your sister every couple of days. That also means youâre practically living in the same house with the one and only Jj Maybank.
At that point you were familiar with the lines such as; âHow can you wake up that early? Whatâs the deal with that?â or âY/N open the door! I donât care that youâre changing, I left my lighter in there!â. He would wake up in the spare room with his messy hair and in his John Bâs shorts. No shirt, obviously. He has to show off those muscles. âYeah, you know, this is what happens when youâre godâs favorite.â He actâs like this is totally from his genes and just basically from carrying stuff to help his dad and shit but his dirty little secret is that he works out for it. Not a lot but enough to keep him in shape.
Heâd walk around the château looking for some kind of food, any kind. Heâd see Jb standing in the hallway, fresh out of shower, hair wet, of course he wouldnât miss the chance to make some kinda flirty comment. âHey, Jb. Morning shower? Too bad, wish you had invited me.â John would scoff, rolling his eyes, âStop saying shit like that, Jj.â But Jj being the Jj he is, of course he wouldnât stop. âCmon gimme a hug, babe.â âGet away from me.â
âDonât be shy.â Heâd playfully caress his shoulder, with a smile on his face. âIâm literally throwing up in my mouth.â John took a step back, replicating gagging noises. âCmon, John B. Donât hide the infamous John D from me.â The brunette boy would pick up a pillow from the couch, shoving it right in the middle of his face before speaking, âDude, you creep me the fuck out.â In that moment youâd walk in door from the porch, youâd woke up early to enjoy to morning breeze because you knew youâd be burning and melting and suffering thanks to Jb who kept putting off getting his AC fixed. âThere she is! Hey, peach.â heâd say smiling, walking over to you before grabbing your face and giving your cheek multiple wet sloppy kisses.
âGross.â youâd mumble. Youâre tripping if you think this boy wouldnât call you some kinda cheesy lame nickname like âpeachâ or âsugarâ or âcupcakeâ thatâs suddenly music to your ears when he says it with that crooked southern accent of his. âOkay, rude. You lookinâ mad cute today. Donât wanna kiss?â you pushed his face away, not able to stop the smile growing on your face.
Since when did you pushed him? You made the blonde mad. Heâd wrap his arms around your neck, placing his head on top of yours. Heâd pull you towards him until your back was completely leaning against his chest. He was heavy, you had to give him that. He was hot too. Not that way. I mean, yes, that way, he was hot, everyone knew that, including him. But he was the type of guys whose body heat was always high. The heat from how he wraps his arms around you, hot. Heâs hot. In every way, shape or form. âJay, get off! Youâre hot!â Heâd raise an eyebrow, pretending to be impressed by your sudden compliment that he knew was not a compliment, âOh, Iâm aware. But too bad Iâm not gonna get off of ya.â
Definitely the kind of guy that would get offended if you told someone he wasnât your boyfriend, âNo partners over! This is my house and yâall are using it as a motel six!â John yelled to Kiara who had just been walked in by the owner of that very house. âThatâs not fair! Y/N and Jj stay here all the time!â Kiara bit back. You crossed your arms over your chest, furrowing your brows, âWhat does that even mean?â Kiara sighed, âIt means that boyfriend and girlfriends do stay here together and that Iâm allowed to too!â you gave her a disgusted look, okay, to be completely honest, it was kinda cute she said that but you couldnât act like you find it cute. Obviously. âWe are not!â you whined. Jj shot you a look, âI mean, you donât have to say it like thatâŚâ he frowned. The man actually frowned.
âHuh?â you were genuinely confused, was he upset? âYou didnât had to sound so aggressive about itâŚâ
Sometimes heâd come up to you in the middle of the night, tv noises coming from the living room, meaning Jb wasnât asleep either. âPeach?â you saw his figure on your doorstep,âYeah, Jay?â you sat up on your bed. âI canât sleep.â he walked over to you, sitting on your bed. âWhy?â
He pouted, âHot.â Oh how the tables have turned, âThank you.â you spoke as heâd grin, scooting over more to your side. âI always appreciate a self aware girl.â âOkay, back off playboy.â
You scooted back, closer to the head of your bed now. âIâm just being honest.â he kept moving to get closer to you as much as he can. âWell, keep your honest ass over there.â you gently pushed his knee, trying with everything you have in you to keep your distance.
Sometimes youâd wonder if you were really only best friends. You knew how you felt about him but this is how he was with everybody, so he was ridiculously confusing. All the long weed sessions in the Twinkie, the way heâd beg to be the one rubbing your sunscreen, how heâd get visibly happy every time youâd pick him to sit next to on the couch. He is cheesy. And he isnât embarrassed of it. If anything he knows heâs cheesy and I feel like heâs proud of it.
Heâd yawn and gently stretch his arms, one of them slowly going over your shoulders and heâd end up caressing your arm. You know what heâs doing, he knows you know what heâs doing. Is he ever going to stop? No one knows. The way heâd rest his hands (definitely and totally not gripping them like youâre gonna jump off the bike and run away) on your thighs on red lights whenever youâre on his bike for him to drop you off for you to see your mom.
How heâd wrap his arms around your waist, resting his head on your shoulder despite your whines about how you want him off of you. Itâs just him, itâs just Jj Maybank and you donât know if heâll change or not. Not that you want him to, anyway.
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HIHI no clue if your requests r open but OMG I LOVED UR SAL X MEANGIRL!READER SMM đââď¸đââď¸ IS THERE A CHANCE WE CLD GET MOREE? đŤśđŤś đ°
Star struck pt. 2 â
Sal Fisher x meangirl!reader
a/n : part two yippeeee!! And yes my request are open so feel free to send more *\(^o^)/*
Enjoy!
-...he just couldn't keep staring as you slowly walked away, your hair swaying perfectly with each and every step, did you really just say that to him? it couldn't be, right? he must be dreaming
"sal, dude.. Sal! cmon bro we're gonna be late again, lets go" Larry said slightly annoyed, not having quite witnessed what just happened a few seconds ago.
Sal, having finally just snapped out of the trance you put him in, turned back around to face him and then coming at him with a little sarcastic
"pfft as if you care, weren't you the one that skipped first period today?"
"yeah yeah, lets just go now"
-needless to say you had that boy Star Struck (hihi see what I did there ^_ââ)
-even in the afternoon when the group hung out together, he just couldn't get his mind off of you and that stupid thing you said. Yet he was too nervous to tell his friends, knowing they were opposed to the idea of him liking.
-his friends, of course noticed his behavior, but decided to not comment on it thinking it was probably just him getting into his own head again.
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-at night, when everyone was fast asleep, he still caught himself thinking about you. you. you. you. and bless his poor soul, he just couldn't stop.
-with his mask off and his face in his pillow curling up in his bed, the duvet softly covering his body and hair falling freely, he couldn't help but wonder about your reaction to him without the mask. his face, his scarred broken then patched together again face, as he not so much liked to think about it.
-and god you were right, he's just so pathetic: laying in his bed thinking of you while a tear slowly makes its way down the less scarred side of his face. you and your friends make fun of him every day and yet he still feels so deeply connected to you, wanting you to hold him, to love him.
-once he does fall asleep, you even manage to follow him in his dreams: laying side by side together on his bed, with your arms around him and his head on your chest, he didn't have that uncomfortable border between the two of you, just his bare face touching the soft fabric of your shirt. your soft voice in his ears "you know Sal, for me you are truly the prettiest thing" it was like heaven...
-friday, the ninth of august, 06:45. is what the alarm clock read as he softly stirred awake despite not wanting to wake up from his dream. finally after so many nights of restless sleep, he had an actually dream, not one of those nightmares people would also only describe as dreams.
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-between periods, as Sal and Ash were making their way to art class, one of the few classes they share, they hear slight laughter and rambling behind them, knowing who it is by the obvious smell of perfume you always use. god it made him crazy.
-his thoughts were quickly disrupted by an obnoxious voice
"hey, you. yeah I'm talking to you blue hair and pigtails, you enjoy being a walking joke?" one of your friends snared.
"no wonder you only hang out with other weirdos, how about you all go back to the freak show your supposed to run?" another one joked making you laugh harder than you should have.
"oh yeah, you'd be the main attraction" you cockily say as you walk past him still smiling.
"fuckin' weirdos" the first one say as she purposefully bumps into Ashley while walking by.
-gosh why did you have to be so mean... and beautiful at the same time
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-its not that you hated Sal.. you didn't even dislike him. its just that... he's just so fun to mess with, I mean cmon he's the perfect target, mask and everything. you still weren't quite fond of his friends tho, but they were also okay.
-you did feel bad sometimes after saying something to him, even if he wouldn't react, your first thought with him was always 'did I take it to far now?' which was weird since you've never thought that when you'd do the same things with other people.
-but the sight you were going to witness in a few minutes was unbelievable to you..
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-this was truly the worst thing that could happen to him, he was defenseless. so vulnerable, so miserable, so pathetic.
-two of your male 'friends' had caught him alone in one of the storage rooms of the art classroom and decided they wanted to find out what lies under that mask of his.
-with one of them trying to take his prosthetic off and the other holding his hands so he couldn't defend himself even if he tried, he was done for... or so he thought.
-the creek of the door halted their movement only to reveal you, looking as beautiful as ever yet you had a bewildered looking on your face from seeing the scene in front of you.
"what the fuck do you think you're doing?" you say as you look the one wanting to take his mask in the eyes.
"oh cmon, we were just having some fun here, no need to ruin it" the other one spits.
"this is what you call fun? that's pretty sad if you ask me, I mean I get the verbal stuff but don't you think this is a bit too much?" you snap back.
"why the fuck are you defending him right now? he's fucking pathetic look at him" "and...? you know what I think, I think you're being just as if not more pathetic than he is right now, you are nothing (friends names), without me most people in this school probably wouldn't know you so shut it. and don't you dare tell anyone what happened here" you snarl.
"oh and what if we do tell, what are you gonna do, huh? tell your mommy? or the principal?" your other friend says in a fake whiny tone.
"I know what you did to that girl, you know she really did love you so much (friend name 1) it would be a shame if everyone knew that you're a lying cheating skank and not that you guys just broke up normally and oh (friend name 2) I didn't know you had room to talk when literally all you do is hook up with Mrs. Miller every Friday, do you wanna get kicked out of school, I don't think so. and trust me, once I confirm the rumors its over for you"
âYouâre no funâ one of them says as they leave.
- silence. pure silence and you decide to break it.
âYou okay?â You ask in a genuine tone. He takes a moment to reply speaking with a stutter âyeah, all goodâ
âDonât worry I didnât see anythingâ referring to his face, you cross your arms and lean against the door frame, he looks down at the ground in shame, his hands slightly shaking.
"do I make you nervous Sal?" you ask teasingly and after that you chuckle slightly as he's frozen in place "its okay, I get it"
a few moments pass when he finally has the courage to look at you again, god why was he like this when he was around you. "you owe me, big time" "yeah" he finally answers "what do you need?" he asks in a slightly nervous voice, he cannot talk to girls for the life of him (look at his first encounter with Ash in the game (=´âď˝))
you start to think, what do you need..? he then speaks again "I'll get you anything you want" nervousness still ringing in his voice "woah, don't get to ahead of yourself weirdo" you tease.
as you slowly leave the room you say "I'll think of something, sweetheart" you send him a quick smile while leaving and not to forget that wink you shot him once before.
-meanwhile he thinks heâs died because of that nickname, but donât worry your smile brought him back to life, you just really know how to make his heart flutter. â°(*´︜`*)âŻâĄ
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a/n : I hope you guys enjoyed(â§ââŚ) if you have any wishes feel free to send me requests!! (P.s I love bullying Sal hihi)
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Sending the randomest shit to a pre-relationship Megumi would be the funniest thing. I mean this would before he even realized he had feelings or that you had feelings for him. The poor guy was clueless. And you thought it was hilarious.
Letâs start this off by saying you and Megumi were close, but so were all of you guys, it was a tight nit circle. But Megumi was just different than the rest. So you spent a lot of time together, and texting when you couldnât be.
So one night you guys as well as Itadori and Nobara were sitting in Megumiâs dorm (the cleanest), just lounging have some random ass conversations. And a few minutes later Megumi was picking up his phone, seeing a message from you. With a raised brow he looked at the simple blue heart emoji you sent, with the most weirded out face you had ever seen him make. Which in turn caused you to burst out laughing getting a few looks from the other two.
Another encounter of this was when you were training. A lax a daisy school day, sparring with each other and some of the 2nd years. And Megumi looked stunning, sweaty and running his hands through his hair every few seconds had you salivating. This garnered another one of your unfiltered texts, and while you knew what you could and couldnât get away with, you always teetered on that line.
So a âGod Damnâ text was sent his way. Course he didnât see that until a few seconds later where he pulled up the bottom half of his uniform top up to wick away the sweat from his face. His eyes went wide as he gave you a look that you couldnât quite read, a giggle fallin from your lips.
This had happened so many times Megumi decided to enlist Itadoriâs help, confused as to what you were getting at. âItadori,â his calm voice called out, maybe one of the only times he said his name without being irritated with his fellow classmate. The pink-haired teenâs ears perked up, âYeah Fushiguro?â He called looking up only for a phone to be shoved in his face. Megumi wasnât good at asking for help and this was the closest it was gonna get, âRead.â
As Itadoriâs eyes filtered over the messages a smirk resonated on his face, âI donât know man, seems like sheâs into ya,â he said with a way too toothy grin. Megumiâs brows furrowed as he shook his head, âNot possible,â he huffed out causing Itadori to snicker, âIâm telling you dude thatâs what it is.â
And from that day on Megumi was a little too aware of everything you did around him, the dots connecting in his head. But how did he feel about this? He had no clue, absolutely none.
Thatâs when he went to Nobara, once again someone he wouldnât normally go to. âNobara?â He called out the same way he did Itadoriâs name, and her ears perking up the same way. âOh?â She said with a soft snicker, causing Megumi to roll his eyes. Once the situation was explained Nobaraâs brow never stopped being raised, âSo?â She grumbled eliciting a groan from Megumi, âHow am I supposed to feel?â
She shook her head, a tsk coming from her mouth, âNow cmon on Megumi, youâd be passing up a great chance with em.â His brows raised before shaking his head, âThatâs not what Iâm asking.â Nobara was now the one groaning, âLook, I canât tell you how you feel, but Iâve seen the way you look at her.â
And letâs just say Megumi was even more confused when he left that conversation, and it didnât help when he bumped into you. His face was beet red, one of the only time you had seen him like that. âEverything ok Gumi?â His heart fluttered as he nodded, words caught in his throat. âWanna hang out?â You tilted your head, his heart fluttered once more as he nodded. You smiled, happy he was gonna hang out with you, and his heart fluttered once more.
Letâs just say Megumi never thought heâd be the guy to be in a relationship. He wouldnât be the guy to want someone. And never did he ever think heâd be the first to confess. Yet here he was muttering the words out, the same calm and collected voice now just a little more shaky.
And while you were flabbergasted of course you accepted, cause you felt exactly the same.
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Sleepover Schemes // BKG
Bakugo Katsuki X Reader
In Japan, saying âthe moon is beautifulâ is a common way to confess oneâs feelings of love
Word count: a lot
Warnings: none other than I did not spell check this lol & bakugo might be a little ooc sorry
âArent sleepovers against the rules?â You look up curiously at the girls surrounding your desk. Right now the class was on a quick break before heading over to the training session. Mina frantically began shushing you âyes! so donât go saying it out loud like that girl!â You giggle softly âoopsâ
Uraraka speaks up âitâll be fun though, weâll have snacks, face masks, the works!â You nod, looking up at Momo âyou mind if i bring makeup? I think a little makeover sesh would be fun tooâ Momo beams âof course! that sounds lovelyâ smiling back at her, you give everyone a thumbs up âim in!â the girls exclaim happy cheers before hushing up again once they realized they made a bit of a scene before going back to giggling quietly amongst themselves
In the distance, kirishima is looking over at the group in wonder âhm, wonder whatâs got them all worked upâ Kaminari, who is standing right next to him shrugs âeh you know themâ Bakugo rolls his eyes, not paying any mind to either group before Sero speaks up
âI heard (L/N) say the word âsleepoverâ thoughâ with that, bakugo is glancing behind him to look at the three boys. Theyâre obviously up to no good
Kaminari rubs his hands together as if heâs a villain coming up with some elaborate scheme, which is exactly what he was doing âA sleepover huh?â Kirishima and Sero look at him quizzically âdude donât tell me you-â Kaminari quickly cuts him off âwant to go spy on them?! You betcha!â He gives the boys a thumbs up, kirishima is looking a bit nervous âI dunno man, isnât that like an invasion of privacy?â Sero nods in agreement, the yellow headed boy smirks once more at his two friends âyou know what girls talk about at sleepoversâŚ.?â He says, the scheming tone in his voice evident. Bakugo is listening, not like he has a choice while he waits
âCrushesâ with that, the look on Sero and Kirishimaâs faces change into that of determination, Kaminari knows heâs got them convinced now. Bakugo once again sighs and rolls his eyes
âDonât you guys want to know who a babe like (L/N) has the hots for?â He throws his arms around the two, looking at the both of them with conniving eyes. At the mention of your name, bakugo freezes as well, making an unwanted grunt that catches the attention of the three boys standing behind him
âOh looks like Bakubro is interested as well, itâs because i mentioned (F/N) isnât it?â He teases, Bakugo whips around in his chair âShut the hell up dunce faceâ he shouts, his usual angry tone just slightly angrier at the allegation before turning back around, huffing and crossing his arms âWill you be joining us then? Cmon I know even someone like you canât help but be curiousâ Before Bakugo can go off again, he looks over at your smiling face, and then imagines the three, in his words, idiots, messing with you and he sinks lower into his chair
â⌠Fineâ
Kirishima looks down at him in shock âno way dude i totally was not expecting thatâ Bakugo scoffs, slightly embarrassed âIâm only going so you three ass munchers donât do anything stupidâ Kaminari covers his mouth to stifle a giggle âoh dude youâre so down bad you donât even know itâ
âIâll blast you all the way to hell!â
The girls watch as Kaminari is running around the room, Bakugo chasing after him. Kaminari using the desks as a divider while kirishima and sero are laughing intensely at the scene
âWhatâs up with those guys?â Jiro questions, eyebrow raised, you shrug âyou can never tell with them anymoreâ you and the other girls watch, entertained while Uraraka and Mina are cheering Kaminari on as he âbreaks Bakugoâs anklesâ you giggle and join in
âGo get him Kacchan!â Bakugo looks over at you, angrily shouting back âshut your mouth before i blast your dumb ass all the way to hell!â
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âOh cmon (F/N) thereâs gotta be someone youâre eyeballing i mean look at youâ you quirk an eyebrow towards Mina, whoâs been bugging you about this ever since you entered Momoâs room âand whatâs that supposed to mean?â Mina starts wildly waving her hands around âi mean youâre like smoking hot girl! I didnât mean it in a bad wayâ the other girls sitting around you agree in their own ways
You sigh a little, although you werenât expecting that particular reason âeven if i did like anyone I donât really think itâd be reciprocated, im kind of a klutzâ immediately your friends spring into action, showering you with compliments so much that you start to blush. You cover your face in embarrassment at the affection
âWhy would you ever even think that? Thereâs so many dudes pining over you as we speakâ Hagakure points out, sheâs currently fixing her face mask that Momo had passed out to everyone
You playfully roll your eyes âoh yeah like who?â Thinking you were able to stump them there.
Jiro, who is sitting next to you, side eyes you, not really sure if you were being serious âdudeâ you whip your head to look at her in a surprised confusion, before you look at the rest of your friends who appear to share the same sentiment, you look at tsuyu, sheâs honest right?
âI can name atleast 5 boys right nowâ the green haired girl points out. Youâre simply flabbergasted âWhat? Who thenâ you cross your arms. One by one your friends speak in turn
âThat boy from the sports festival, Shinso, seems to be quite interested in you after you almost wonâ Momo starts
âAnd that boy from 1B, Kaibara, ever since you helped him out at the sports festival heâs been lingering around to get your attentionâ Tsuyu adds
âDonât even get me started on Amajiki-senpai, he literally said you reminded him of the sun and admitted you were one of the only people he felt comfortable around, he blushes so much around you im surprised the constant blood rushes havenât been getting to him â Jiro says
Your eyes are darting inbetween all of your beloved friends as they quite seriously list off a surprising amount of people, since when were they so observant? You shove your face back into your hands âok I get it guys..â embarrassed is an understatement
âOh! And bakugo too!â Uraraka happily points out, as if this was common knowledge, but for you this was the final nail in the coffin before you begin to practically steam out of how flustered you became âI highly doubt thatâ you managed to squeak out
You thought you were hearing things but you heard a soft thud somewhere in the room, you chose to ignore it
Momo gently strokes your hair, although she still found the predicament quite amusing
Mina finds this exciting, she begins to ponder and think about all of the interactions youâve had with Bakugo since the beginning of the year
âOh my god do you guys remember whenâŚâ
â
Evidence #1
Something was smelling quite good in the common area, and as everyone began filing down to prepare for the weekend morning they were met with quite the sight
You were baking cinnamon rolls for everyone, as a part of your weekly ritual of baking or cooking for the class. Bakugo happened to have woken up early, came down and found himself chatting to you as if it was a normal thing for him to do
There you were, happily conversing with Bakugo as you were mixing what appeared to be frosting in a bowl. He wasnât adorned with any sort of scowl, his eyebrows werenât furrowed and he was silently watching you while listening to whatever story you were telling him, if they didnât know any better they wouldâve thought it was admiration. Of course, upon seeing the two, the usual suspects surrounded them completely disregarding what they stumbled upon, and bakugo was quick to throw angry insults at them
Mina noted the soft expression on his face before the boys had shown up
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Evidence #2
âUhm (F/N), do you and Bakugo normally walk to class together?â Upon entering the classroom and walking to your desk, your friends were gathered into their usual group right next to it, you shrug before answering âyeah, for some reason Iâve been managing to catch him just before we enter the building, weird coincidence but i donât mind itâs pretty nice company, plus when we were kids weâd walk to school together sometimesâ your friends deadpan at the last bit âbakugo⌠nice company?â
They all look over to see bakugo arguing with the other guys about some mundane topic, of course he was the most aggressive, yelling and making the usual scene, they simply looked at his comically scowling face before simultaneously thinking ânot a chanceâ
Jiro makes a mental note that when she walked into the building, she saw Kirishima run into Bakugo who was standing at the entrance, asking to walk to class together before Bakugo shuts Kirishima down, saying something akin to âHell no Iâm busy!â Kirishima gives him a puzzled look before seeing Kaminari and telling Bakugo heâd see him later
Could it be..?
â
Evidence #3
âI wonât repeat myself asshat, let go of her nowâ Everyone in the class froze, staying silent, usually heâd be screaming this sort of demand. he was seriously pissed off beyond belief. His eyes pierced into the boy who had his wrapped his arm around your shoulders, Shindo. You awkwardly smile âBakugo im sure he doesnât mean any harm-â before you can finish your sentence you feel something tug on your wrist, ripping you from the black haired boys grasp. You blink in shock, looking up you see Bakugoâs fiery eyes that speak a thousand words, but he only speaks two. âGet lostâ his voice absolutely dripping in venom as he slightly tightened his grip heâd laid on your shoulder
Shindo stares back, his eyes narrowing before he throws on a smile âMy bad, bro, hey listen im sorry, letâs do our best out there o-â he holds his hand out to Bakugo to shake, before Bakugo swaps his hand away, turning the both of you around âyour words donât match that expression on your face, i said get lostâ
Everyone slowly began to speak amongst themselves again, Bakugo wordlessly handing you over to Kirishima and Mina before spinning around to wander off somewhere else. You simply watch him go, he really was pissed off, mumbling some obscenities. You almost missed the gentle yet tight squeeze he gave your shoulder when he let go.
â
Final Evidence
âMidoriya, youâve known those two for awhile right?â Mina asks, everyone is currently training, but a small group is sitting by taking a break. Midoriya looks up after taking a drink of water, his eyes land on the two
âI canât breatheâŚâ you exhale your words, Kirishima is rubbing your back comfortingly as the training gets to you, Bakugo rolls his eyes âyou damn lazy shithead youâre never gonna beat me with that lazy ass attitude of yoursâ You look up at him and glare before smirking, dramatically falling back on kirishimaâs chest with your hand on your forehead âI canât breathe⌠thereâs no room in Kacchanâs EGO, can we go now?!â and just like that, Bakugo is on your ass as you zoom away with your quirk, screaming about how heâs gonna murder you
Midoriya smiles âyep, honestly i cant really imagine what itâd be like without her, sheâs been like a middle ground between the two of us ever since junior high, a voice of reasonâ he has a gentle smile on his face before it drops in an instant and he cringes remembering that time, a chill going up his spine âhonestly I donât think I wouldâve survived junior high without herâŚâ before Mina can question that bit he starts to ramble
âMe and (F/N) are best friends, but her and bakugo have this special connection. Sheâs able to read him like a book, understand him to a level I just canât. Itâs truly fascinatingâ he looks at Bakugoâs smiling face as he dangles you upside down off a rock formation, of course itâs mostly his usual angry grin but somewhere under there is a genuine smile as you laugh while telling him to put you down
âIâm sure he feels the same way I do, he just has a funny way of showing itâ
Mina makes a mental note of this
â
Youâre now laid flat on Momoâs bed, each bit of âevidenceâ making you blush harder and harder, and they just keep going
âAnd when we were picking vocals for the festival, he refused to be drums unless you sang also, ribbitâ
You shoot up, steaming âokayyy guys please stopâ Momo looks at you with a pitiful expression âyeah I think she gets the point girlsâ
Mina still needs to know though
âOkay fine but can you atleast tell us, if you had to pick, who would you date?!â Shes gripping a pillow to her chest in anticipation. You think to yourself once you regain your composure, deep in thought for a moment before taking a deep breath in.
âShut upâ Kirishima whispers, nudging Kaminari as he can tell the boy is absolutely struggling to keep in his laughter, who can blame him though when Bakugo Katsuki himself is blushing from ear to ear from all the information heâs just learned
Boys like you? That many? And how could they know he liked you? He didnât even know that. There is absolutely no chance in hell heâd ever consider thinking of you that way the thought of it is absurd
Atleast thatâs what he told himself
He was about to tell the both of them to shut up before the sound of your timid voice brings him back to reality
âIf.. if I had to⌠I guess it would be..â everyone, including the invading boys, are sweating in anticipation, Bakugoâs palms are slightly damper than usual
âBakugo..â you finally muster out, barely audible, the girls cheer and clap at your admittance and the boys look at Bakugoâs absolutely shocked expression, they donât tease though, not right now in such a compromising place
âBut it would never happenâ for some reason this statement makes him upset, whatâs that supposed to mean?
âWe both have the ultimate goal of becoming heroes, and we both canât afford to become distracted with romance, plus I really donât think heâd ever see me that way, he sees me as an annoying little kid whoâs been sticking around since diapersâ you laugh, albeit pitifully, at the end of your sentence, the girls donât know what to say or how to comfort you, they know you know him better than anyone, so if you say it then itâs probably true
Probably
Mina gives her a big hug âaw im sorry for making you sadâ you give her a gentle squeeze back âim not upset, donât worry about itâ she holds your shoulders and smiles before deciding on what you all were gonna do next
âHow about we sneak over to 7 eleven, I bet weâre dying for some snacks right nowâ Uraraka shoots up âyes please!â
And just like that the energy in the room is back to its happy self, you giggling and nodding in agreement
As the group of you all put on your shoes, you ask Momo if you can borrow a hoodie from her closet
The closet, uh oh
The boys are frantically looking at each other, whispering âwhat do we do?!â over and over, absolutely panicking
Internally, Bakugo is freaking out the most. What would he even do if you find out he heard everything you said? Would things be the same? Not that he cares.
They watch you come over to the closet, bracing, preparing for the worst as you begin to open the door
You softly swing the closet door open, and immediately the sight leaves you frozen in place
In front of you, on the floor of the closet are the boys, and Bakugo, and heâs looking at you with this angrily embarrassed look on his face, cheeks flushed. You blink and feel your cheeks heat up, spinning your head around as Momo asks whatâs taking you so long, you look back at the boys, pleading with you with their eyes. You glare at the group of them before shutting the door in their face , telling momo you changed your mind on the hoodie
Relief was an understatement as the door to the dorm shuts and locks, the boys all loosen up as they give out a sigh, sinking to the wall and floor
âI thought we were goners for sure there!â Sero says, still terrified âluckily (F/N) is so cool, if it were anyone else weâd be dead for sureâ Kirishima adds
Bakugo feels his phone buzz, he pulls it out to see a message and he freezes
(F/N): you guys better be out of there by the time we come back, I mean it.
He opens the closet door, and gets up âletâs get the fuck out of here, im never doing that shit again you fuckersâ this time the boys donât argue, and they all scurry out of the room, Bakugo says nothing as they go back to their respective rooms, and the boys decide not to push their luck tonight
By the time you return, snacks in hand, you look to the closet before walking over to open it again. âEmpty. Goodâ you thought. Atleast they listened to you, you were ready to rip them a new one if they decided to stick around after you gave them a saving grace
Momo asks what youâre doing, you say youâre admiring her clothes before asking what movie they picked to watch
â
After that, neither you nor bakugo had spoken a word to each other. For over a week the atmosphere in the classroom is thick with tension, Midoriya is the first to point it out to you while youâre hanging out in his dorm
âUh.. (F/N)?â He looks up from the controller in his hand, the âvictory player 1â text on the screen on the TV blinking at him
You come down from your winning grin âyes Izuku?â He fiddles with the buttons before finally asking
âWhatâs up with you and Kacchan?â You are speechless, he noticed? Of course he noticed heâs Izuku.
You sigh, sinking into his bed, back against the wall itâs connected to âno point in lying to you huh?â Izuku gives a light laugh âafter all this time, noâ he looks at you expectantly
Putting down the controller you turn your head to look at him
âI think.. im in love with kacchanâ hearing you admit it out loud after all this time was surreal, you thought it was something youâd take to the grave.
Izuku is shocked, of course, he never imagined his two childhood friends would catch feelings towards each other. Heâs also used to you being the one giving him comfort or reassurance. Heâs not very experienced in the romance department as is, so heâs not sure what to say to you about that. But he does know you like the back of his hand. You give him the same reason you give the girls as to why youâre never gonna tell him. You also tell him he heard everything.
âWow that mustâve been super embarrassing..â he says, you face palm âI know! I canât bring myself to look at him, and honestly the fact that he wonât look at me says something too..â you say, dejectedly. Izuku puts his hand on your shoulder, giving you a gentle smile âlisten, im not the best with romance n all, but from what I know about the two of you, I think itâs best to just talk it out. You two donât have to date, but maybe itâll do the both of you good to get some sort of closure..â the look on your face is hard to read, he guesses youâre taking all of this in âid really hate to see you two drift apart over something like this, after everything weâve all been through together.. plus I think youâd be surprised over what he has to sayâ
For some reason, you start to tear up, his words really got to you.
You missed bakugo, and you really didnât want to lose him
âIs it really worth a try?â You mutter, looking down at your hands, Izuku puts his own hand on top of yours, making you look up back at him âitâs better to try than to not try at allâ
â
Back in your dorm, you stare at your phone as if itâll start moving on its own
You angrily sigh, snatching it up before finally writing the text youâve been thinking about sending
(F/N): Hi
Bakugo: what do you want?
Ouch, for some reason that hurts a little after not talking in so long. You know not to take it too seriously though, youâre just glad he replied so fast
Bakugo is also mentally smacking himself for saying something like that right off the bat
(F/N): I was just wonderingâŚ
(F/N): Can we talk?
The boy stares at the message, of course he does, the awkward silence thatâs been going on between the two of you has been miserable even if he didnât want to admit it. He scoffs, finally deciding to reply after a few minutes
Bakugo: Ok
(F/N): okay! you want me to go to yours?
Bakugo: Thatâs fine
Bakugo: Actually, meet me on the roof in 10
Bakugo throws his phone down. He shoves his face into his pillow, screaming
He had no idea what to expect
Heading up to the rooftop, heâs surprised to find you there waiting for him first. He stands there for a moment, watching your hair flow in the gentle night breeze. Youâre holding your knees up to your chest, shivering. You were cold
He scoffs, shrugging off his zip up hoodie
Youâre shocked when a soft, warm fabric drapes your shoulders. Looking up, Bakugo is looking away from you âdumbass, you didnât bring a sweater? if it werenât for me youâd freeze to deathâ you giggle, exceedingly happy to finally hear him speak to you again
âHello to you tooâ he ignores your greeting, taking a seat next to you to enjoy the view as well
âWhatâs wrong with you?â He speaks up after an uncomfortable few minutes of silence, you sit up straight âMe?! Whatâs wrong with you?!â Bakugoâs eyebrows furrowed and he shouts back âthereâs nothing wrong with me idiot!â He turns to glare at you but heâs surprised when his eyes are met with your smiling face. He looks away âthe hell you smiling for weirdo?â You notice the pink tint on the tip of his ears
âI guess.. I just missed youâ now itâs his turn to sit up straight, he feels chills run up his body but he equates it to the coldness of the night
He says nothing at first, before looking back at you. Youâre now looking up at the sky, a content look on your face. Your eyes are sparkling, and your skin is glowing. He shakes his head, not wanting to think of anything like that before you break the silence again
âthe moon sure is beautiful, hm?â
Damnit. Once again, bakugo is speechless. Did you really say that?
Heâs brought back to a moment in grade school
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âIâm gonna confess to the person I love just like that!â You point at the movie the two of you decided to watch, bakugo looks at you in disgust âew I did not need to know that you freakâ you pout âcome on wouldnât it be so sweet?!â He shoves your face away from his as you swoon âwhatever just get off meâ you pout once again
~~~
Heâs brought back to reality by the way you turn to look at him once more. This look in your eyes makes him feel uneasy, unfamiliar, but he canât look away.
âyeah.. I guessâ
Your eyes sparkle, you look back up up to the sky before mustering up the courage
You grab his hand thatâs next to yours
He doesnât do anything, he stays there, still as a rock before you speak up again
âI know you heard what me and the girls said that nightâ he meets your gaze, and youâre giving him a serious look that almost freaks him out but he lets you continue
âI didnât want that to change our friendship, but I guess I was too scared that youâd hate me-â
âIn what world would I hate you?â
His voice is so soft it makes your heart beat skip, and now itâs your turn to be freaked out about the serious look in his eyes
âWell I- uh. You see-!â You slap yourself, bakugo is taken aback and is about to question you until you finally say what youâve been wanting to say for years
âBakugo Katsuki, Im in love with you!â
There it is. That determined look in your eyes that the boy has never gotten sick of, your breathing is heavy and youâre avoiding eye contact at all costs, but you did it. You fucking said it
âI realized it after we stopped talking, I mean how stupid and cliche is that huh? You never know what you have until itâs gone? God whatâs wrong with me, I just needed to tell you because itâs better to try you know?! I donât wanna fuck up what we have, I mean shit itâs been so long you know. God I ruin everything Iâm sorry forget I-â
âStop talking, you sound like that stupid Deku, god you need to stop hanging around him so muchâ
You freeze up. You peek a glance to bakugo, heâs kept the same serious look on his face
âYou didnât even give me a chance to reply, dumbassâ
His grip on your hand tightens, and he intertwines his fingers with yours. You stop breathing
âI donât know shit about.. love.. or whatever, I donât know what the fuck is wrong with me, I canât place it but the way you.. god, ugh..â he grits his teeth, his cheeks tainted pink, eyebrows furrowed and clearly angry but embarrassed
âGod damn it (F/N) you drive me fucking crazy! It feels fucking stupid to just call it some dumb shit like love, itâs like youâre messing with my head all the time, I donât fucking understand these.. these.. shit! you-â he meets your gaze, and his own softens
âI just canât.. lose you, yknow?â
So he feels the same way you do, then. you lean your head on his shoulder, and he doesnât back away
âYouâd never lose me, Katsukiâ the use of his first name makes his stomach flip. He wants to stay like this
He wants more moments like this
âWe.. we donât have to rush things, and I wonât force you to share your feelings with me, I think thatâs something you should figure out on your ownâ he scoffs, he doesnât need to figure shit out
â(F/N)â he says your name matter of factly, you lift your head to look up at him before you feel something soft on your lips
Your eyes go wide, you stiffen up until his hand grazes your cheek gently. As if he was scared youâd break under his touch. You shut your eyes, trying to relax into the kiss
Shakily, you snake your arms around his neck, and he deepens his embrace
Passion, fear, so many emotions and words that could never be said were being spoken through this moment. Everything heâs wanted to say to you, you could feel through the way his lips enveloped your own, the way he gently caressed your back in a comforting manner. All of his feelings, you understood
Heâs the one who separates first, youâre left in a daze as he avoids your eyes once more
âThatâs all youâre getting out of me, donât expect moreâ you giggle, making bakugo look back at you
âDonât fucking laugh at me you little-â
âBakugoâ he stops, looking at you skeptically, you smile back at him âfrom now on.. letâs just be us, no more holding back, no more secretsâ you tilt your head at him, the gesture makes his own heart skip a beat and his palms are sweatier than usual
âY-yeah.. whatever I donât fucking careâ
He gives your hand a squeeze âone day, when im number one,..â his red eyes pierce your own âIâll make you mine, you got that?â You nod, a little flustered at his declaration before gathering up even more courage than before
âWhatâre you-â you cut him off with a kiss to the cheek, then a kiss to the forehead, bakugo is getting increasingly more red by each kiss you place on his face and you back away to look at him. heâs got that same scowl on his face thatâs a touch softer âthe hell was that-â you cut him off again with a kiss to the lips once more
This time, hes the one whoâs frozen in shock, you cup his cheek in your hand, deepening the kiss slightly before you break it. Bakugo almost wants to pull you in for more but all he can give you is a blank expression as you whisper in his ear
âIâm already yoursâ
He canât even muster up any words before youâre standing up, pretending like your face isnât on fire . âOkay! Letâs head inside itâs getting too cold, how about I make us some tea yeah?â He just watches intently as you make your way to the door before following you, wordlessly he grabs your hand as you continue your speech about the different types of teas and what heâd like. You smile when he grabs your hand again, and he smiles when you squeeze his gently
âŚ
âAw man I lost!â When the door shuts, 4 people emerge from various hiding spots amongst the roof
Mina saunters over to the three boys before holding out her hand âpay up losersâ she sings to them, begrudgingly the three place several yen dollars into her hand
You were the one to confess first, after all, looks like her and Kaminariâs sleepover plan worked
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âIâm glad you and kacchan are back to normal, (f/n)â at lunch, about two weeks after the roof incident, youâre sitting with midoriya, you give him a happy look, nodding âyep! better than ever me and himâ you canât stop the blush from forming on your face, youâre saved by a familiar voice
âOi (F/N)â you look up and grin, he stands there with his scowl. Usually, youâd get up and follow him to eat lunch alone together, but this time you decided otherwise
âLetâs sit here today Katsuki!â You beam at him, he wants to argue with you but he decides itâs not worth it, he groans before pouting as he plops in the seat next to you, you smile âwow, no yelling today bakubro?â Kirishima smirks at bakugo, before Bakugo can retort, Kaminari, unfortunately, starts up again
âYou two sure are close nowadays~â Bakugo glares daggers at Kaminari âmind your business you ratâ his fist slams the table. under the table, you feel his hand take yours, entwining your fingers ânothings fuckin changedâ he mutters. you glance at him, smiling as he begins to eat his food
The conversations moves forward, and throughout Bakugo, or you, have yet to let go of the others hand, like itâs naturally this way as you speak amongst your friends
âYeahâŚâ you think to yourself, stealing glances , admiring his crimson red eyes, his spiky blonde hair, and the way he sends quick retorts back to your other classmates when they annoy him
He glances at you, admiring your infectious laugh, your soft hair, your glowing aura, you
Yeah, nothings changed
End
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Sorry about spelling mistakes I did not realize this would be this long, I thought of the sleepover thing and thought it would be funny and then boom it spiraled out of control
Hope you enjoyed! This is my first time posting a oneshot here so im kinda nervous pls be nice to me ;-;
#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bakugou katsuki#bakugou x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bnha#mha#bnha x reader#mha x reader#bakugo katuski x reader
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Funny idea a Fawcet entirely just being full of magical drugs and everybody just chilling I'm just imagining a spell here the Justice League get hit with a de-aging spelling Fawcet that are now just stuck in there convince know that he knows what he's doing tricks them to believe in that he has a form where he can turn into a kid and teaches them everything about Fawcet City like the police to get the best cereal with the most edible yummy drugs
And how to make soup and stuff from rainwater and a bag of magical drugs that he's like soup if you boil them right
The JL had gone to Fawcett as a surprise for Marvel. They all wanted to give him a special little gift. Though unfortunately, Cap had been caught up fighting an evil witch. So they stood to the side, in civvies, and waited. That was until a stray spell from the witch happened to hit them. Next thing they knew, all of them, excluding Marvel, were children.
Marvel: âIt should wear off in about a day.â
Flash: âA day? We have places to be!â
Aquaman: âAre you sure you canât do some magic and reverse us?â
Marvel: *little frown* âIâm sorry but I canât.â
See, the thing is, Billy actually could. But he wanted to use it to his advantage. If he could get them to think that his Billy form is just a form he can take, then in the future if he ever gets detransformed, this could be a good excuse. Since all of them were children, he just let them back to his apartment and shazamed back to Billy. Here are a collection of wonderful instances of their time together:
Billy: âHereâs a favorite treat of mine.â*gets out some cereal and puts it in a bowl, with no milk mind you*
Flash: âNo milk?â
Billy: âNo?â
Flash: âYou are a vile creatureâŚâ
Billy: âAm not! I just like eating it as chips!â
Flash: âOh thatâs less vile than I thought- Wait, but then what do you use tfor the milk when you want to actually eat it as cereal?â
Billy: âWater?â
Flash: âI take back my statement about you being less vile.â
Billy: âShush. Go get a little plastic baggy of white powder from one of the cupboards.â
Flash: âAye aye, Captain.â *salutes before zooming off and coming back with the little baggy* âThis?â
Billy: âYeah, thanks. This is my special ingredient. Just scatter a little bit over it-â *scatters it over like flour* â-mix it,-â *shakes the bowl so it mixes in* â-and voila!â
Flash: *leans over to look at it* âWhat is it? Powdered sugar?â *takes a piece of cereal and eats it*
Billy: âNo, cocaine.â
Flash: *spits it out onto the floor* âDude, what the fudge!â
Supes: *peaks his head into the room in concern*
Billy: âAw cmon, Flash. What the buck, man?â *sounds disappointed and looking at the chewed up piece of cereal on his floor*
Flash: âWhat do you mean what the buck?! You just made me eat cocaine-laced cereal!â
Supes: âWhat?!â
Billy: âI didnât make you eat it. You ate it before I could tell you what it was!â
Flash: âOnly because literally no one would suspect that you lace your own cereal with a hardcore drug!â
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Doctor: âAh Billy! You have another sibling?â *looks at Bruce* âGolly, he looks just like Patrick Wayneâs boy.(Ref my posts mentioning how every Fawcitizen thinks Bruce is Thomas Wayne) And who are these other little friends of yours? Whyâs that one green?â
Billy: âHeâs a Martian. He canât control his shape shifting stuff yet. Anyways, can I please get my usual dose doctor?â
Doctor: âOf course, let me just get that for you.â *leaves and comes back with a little baggy of meth*
Billy: âIs that methamphetamine?â
Doctor: âNo, itâs magic methamphetamine! Blessed by some faeries.â *gives it to Billy*
Billy: âThanks, Doc!â *sees him on the bag of meth* âYou want some?â
Batman: âMmm⌠Yes.â
MM: âBruce?â
Batman: âI want to study it. Whatâs wrong with that?â
Then, Bruce, Billy, and Jâonn got back to the apartment, Billy made them all some soup. Soup that was made with magical herbs. Herbs that had intense hallucinogenic properties to those who arenât from Fawcett. So while Billy was feeling a mild euphoria due to the herbs, everyone else was flipping hallucinating.
Hawkgirl: *in a corner intently staring at her hands because sheâs hallucinating hung waaaay to many fingers*
Flash: *running up and down walls chasing a hallucination*
WW: *hallucinating being a cowboy and running around with a piece of string trying to lasso GL
Billy: *sleeping peacefully in his bed*
They all passed out together in a kid sleep pile on top of Billy after all this.
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