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Jackbox Stream This Weekend
The clut decided to celebrate becoming affiliated on Twitch by playing Jackbox with everyone. If people who don't have Twitch want to watch on YouTube or something, I am willing to try restream.io. If tons of people join, I might post join codes in the Discord a bit before sharing the screen, but this is not expected to be an issue.
Now is your chance to design really cursed, official, ded ihn uh hul band merchandise. You can purchase Tee K.O. shirts directly from Jackbox, but Leko will recreate the winning design instead, so that it will be cheaper and available to everyone. If you win, you can also request whether Leko redraws it, uses a certain font, or copies the exact design. We may play more than one round...
T-Shirt combat will likely commence an hour or so into the stream? Unless people want to do it earlier or later. Apart from that, we can play whatever you want in Party Packs 3-8, also including Drawful 2, but excluding games that require knowing about or seeing/speaking to each other, i.e., Fibbage: Enough About You, Role Models, Fakin' It, etc.
We are infamously unpunctual, so best watch out for the stream notification.
#announcement#ded shenanigans#leko's art#jackbox#the majority of our views come from the usa but i don't know where in the usa so i just went with the time zone in the middle#it's only available in english so sorry non-english speakers we can do a less language-intensive online game another time#clut
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The cats of Menewood
"Dogs own space and cats own time" is the most popular quote from HILD. What will get quoted from MENEWOOD? Are there cats? Yes, yes there are! I just wrote an illustrated blog post with some of them...
Of all the phrases from my novel Hild that I might have imagined being quoted, it was not “Dogs own space and cats own time.” But I see it everywhere. In fact I just stumbled across a Parade magazine list of 60 best cat quotes and this nifty little graphic. From Parade magazine Now I’m wondering what on earth will get plucked out of context from Menewood. Wait, you say. Are there cats in this…
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Don't overdo on thons sauce, even up with an Asian persuasion persona macadamizes thy mini skirt skin snug.. fitting to form and minty neon reaping of your morph. Like one lady butterfly becoming..
#redbubble#macadamizes#morphing#butterfly#ladies#miniskirt#Redbubble artist#drunken asian redneck#clut#designed for the morphed#johntylermounce#.art#Spotify
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Sillies
#Hc that wolf has a lot of animalistic traits that he keeps under wraps most of the time#But it will openly just start snarling and baring its teeth at Flowers if they have to spend time together#fop#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#wolf OC#flowers OC#art#digital art#fanart#Dont mind how I keep forgetting they have wings#WINGS ARE CLUTTING OK
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My family list <3
My husband
@graysonlaysonhawthorne he has amnesia sadly, but he's taking medicine ..i hope he gets better soon😞❤️
My daughters
@imsaraht mini me <3
@f4iry-bell also mini me but more crazy version??! (I'm constantly concerned for her)
@apollosmusee , the youngest <3 cause me no trouble, which I don't know if I should be happy or suspicious? 🤔
My grandkids
@elysianwayy77 , my first born grandkid, oldest and wisest <3
@balladofareader An angel in front of me but mischievous with her sisters. Nan has eyes everywhere..
@lila-77 partner in crime with her sisters. They're all like a gang ..
@reminiscentreader , I love baking cookies for her<3 she reminds me of her mom.
@blueliketheriver I've met her recently. She seemed well behaved, unlike her other cousins.
@jkriordanverse, the youngest and the spoiled, I can't say no to her..
@lovethornes Sometimes I wonder if she's okay ...she reminds me of her aunt Nia..although she's lovely ♡
@lanterns-and-daydreams a menace to society,even the adoption center won't accept her, her name is crossed from the family will..
My lovely sister
@whatsamongus miss you sissy <3
My niece
@roonwarner , my one and only niece 💓✨️
Her kids
@astraeajackson @never-enough-novels haven't seen them much, you should come to your grand aunties house!
My grandkids bfs
@king-cardan king or not,if you have a monarch or an army or whatever, I will find you if you break her heart..
@k-e-n-j-i-11 , you better treat her like a princess young men... I have connections if you mess up..I know perfectly where to hide a body too
@grayson-hawthrone idc if you're a dupe or whatever just please take her🙏
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A 7-12 year time skip and how old our main characters would be:
King Ezran of Katolis: 19-24 years old
High Mage Callum: 24-29 Years old
Rayla of The Silvergrove: 25-30 Years old
Soren Captain The Crownguard: 27-32 Years old
Corvus of The Crownguard: 29-34 Years old
Terry of The Drakewood: 26-31 Years old
Claudia The Wandering Dark Mage: 26-31 Years old
#jelly tarts#tdp spoilers#the dragon prince#tdp s7 spoilers#if callum and rayla aren’t married by then and if Soren and Corvus are STILL tiptoeing around each other#im screaming#also low key want Claudia to start a cult following for Aaravos#Clut leader Claudia pls 🫶
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I'm laying awake at almost midnight and was hit by a thoughtTM
If I play a chef MC then thinking since those bitches had the audacity to fuck in my KITCHEN OF ALL PLACES, I'd lose my shit. YOU FUCKED IN THE MOST SACRED PLACE OF THE WHOLE HOUSE, THOSE COUNTERS MUST REMAIN PRISTINE YOU DUMB COW.
You bet your ass I'd take every single kitchen gadget, doesn't matter how many boxes it takes me. Juicer mixer slow cooker you name it, you'd be lucky if I leave you the coffee pot and toaster as a courtesy. I bought those things with my hard earned (read: not Daddy's) money, slaved myself on the oven for hours to make you food filled with love and care. YOU DONT DESERVE MY FOOD. STARVE LIKE THE STREET DOG YOU ARE CHRIS.
Sorry I think Gordon Ramsay possessed me for a bit there. Anyways-
Imagine poor Cam and cabinets full of machines he doesn't understand lmao
🤣 The counters will never be clean again. Forever sullied by that transgression. You won't have to worry about having someone to carry it at least. The cabinets in the shared apartment will be so full (worth it). ---
Cam reaches into the cabinet, pulling out what he can only assume is some sort of weapon.
“What the hell is this thing? Why does it have all these... holes?” he asks, holding up a cheese grater like it’s a cursed relic.
Before you can warn him, he presses a finger to one of the sharp edges. He yelps, pulling his hand back to examine the reddening cut.
“It cut me!”
“Well, yeah. That’s kind of the point,” you reply, struggling to keep a straight face.
He glares at you, the look on his face almost enough to make you feel guilty. Almost.
But then, something shiny catches his eye. He dives back into the cabinet, pulling out a stick blender, a serrated knife he dramatically dubs “for thine enemies,” and a whisk that he immediately uses as a makeshift sword.
“You know,” he says, striking a pose with the whisk, “I could use some of these to make us dinner—”
“No!”
His mismatched eyes widen as he meets your gaze, his bottom lip jutting out in an exaggerated pout.
“But—”
“You’re banned, Cam.”
“I can do better!” He clasps his hands in front of you, as though pleading for his life.
His gaze flickers to a new blender still in its box, and his face lights up like a kid on Christmas morning.
“Where are you looking?” you ask, suspicious.
“Wha—ah... nowhere.” His eyes dart back to the blender, betraying him instantly.
You sigh, already picturing the chaos that would ensue. Maybe you should invest in some cabinet locks—for both of your sakes.
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The way TB is so ready to bow down to Rhaenyra makes me sick. Even Emma D'arys has stated that Rhaenyra sees herself as a God. Now let me ask you this, what is the main thing Cult leaders believe or make others belive they are? Oh right gods! She is a deranged, cruel, manipulative woman. I'm sick of seeing people act like she makes the air they breath, or the water they drink, she is nothing but a woman who is trying to rule Westeros cause her dear old Daddy said so even though that's not how feudalism works!
Needless to say, Rhaenyra wouldn't make a good ruler, and if any of you TB say that 'well she's looking out for the small folks.' really? cause last time I checked she's the one starving them with her blockade, she's the one who sent many people to die so she'd have another dragon on her side, she's the one who said 'their wants don't matter.' But yeah sure she cares for the small folk, but only when it makes her more powerful and seem good.
#hotd#house of the dragon#team green#rhaenyra targaryen#anti team black#anti rhaenyra targaryen#fuck rhaenyra#pro aegon ii targaryen#pro team green#cluts#cult leader#the red sowing#vermithor#emma d'arcy
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I think bunnies are cute and ducks are cute.
#my artwork#don't hug me i'm scared#don't hug me i’m scared fanart#dhmis#dhmis fanart#dhmis duck#duck guy#dhmis yellow guy#yellow guy#the love clut#rabbit boy
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me when I me when me when I when
#Kylie#ded memes#ded shenanigans#ded ihn uh hul#music#ded chat#clut#parker#leo#no questions#just move on#this isn’t the first time Kylie has lost it#she’s spent too much time in Taiwan#我不知道#聊聊#死在洞裡#lol
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I love the Jesus jokes about viktor because when he healed the first dude i literally said “oh yeah he just started a cult” and he fucking DID! T-T
#arcane#league of legends#viktor arcane#jayce talis#jesus viktor#jesus vik is a different story#bro started a clut.#and the end of the world
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redrew some crusty older art of them. my sandwing siblings, sidewinder, fennec and coyote <3
#wings of fire#wof#wof oc#wof fanart#sandwing#sandwing oc#dragons#dragon oc#dragon art#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#sam draws#wof: sidewinder#wof: fennec#wof: coyote#fennec is now taller good for her#she and coyote are average size sidewinder is just unusually huge#there isnt much age difference between them. might make winder and fennec from the same clutch. coyote is the youngest and from a diff clut
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“Tell me about Kanver,”
Self-Immolation By @itsjustliah, chapter 14
#Goodbye im on the floor that was SO soft#These two deserve to be soft after everything that ever happened#Let them be happy game they didn’t ask for any of this#He is so soft about holding her like joshua is so open about physical affection he just won’t initiate it himself#But put your hand on him and he will go wherever you stir him#Soft bird#Jote is so so soft in this one like YEAH MY GIRL you deserve to just be there and live in self content#No worries no clut no status#I swear if ultima show his head next chapter I WILL NOT HESITATE BITCH NOT NOW#ffxvi#joshua rosfield#jote#joshua x jote
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Played Cult of the Lamb today! Drew me some character designs for me and my friend, im the goat shes the lamb
#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb unholy alliance#unholy alliance#cult of the lamb oc#i cant find the clut
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Kirby and kinoko
I hope chould Be Friends both Aliens
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My chambers <3
@whatsamongus @f4iry-bell @imsaraht @apollosmusee @elysianwayy77 @lovethornes @balladofareader @lila-77 @lanterns-and-daydreams @reminiscentreader @blueliketheriver @jkriordanverse @roonwarner @astraeajackson @never-enough-novels
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