#club penguin ancestor

[lilmissrandom4607]

Some more club penguin ancestor stuff✨ this time featuring Grrbert and Rockie✨

Bonus for my Steampunk Party ancestor, Roger ✨

He’s made mostly of copper, brass and bronze with a small bit of steel for joints and such

[the-rookinator-3000]

doodle page of my son

[rainbowgod666]

Why is the @hakitadev shaped like undertale charachter

[supersmashbrandon97]

Welcome to the Fictional Afterlife Realm, where old cartoon characters and other fictional characters (from live-action, anime, etc.) live in their afterlife after they pass away in the Prime Universe. In the distant future, Lincoln Loud and his ancestor Duke Loud (reincarnated as female elemental human creature beings after it cost their male genders and white hair) along with Angus visits their new friends Anne Boonchuy, Luz Noceda, Amity Blight, Parsley, Mermista, Frosta, Hilda, McGee, Flapjack, Chowder, Cory Carson, Cricket Green and Tilly Green, and the 2nd Dimension counterparts of Phineas & Ferb (reincarnated as elemental creature beings). They enjoy their reincarnated lives in Toon Town. Unlike and like the Prime Universe (the make-believe and fictional counterpart of the real world), the Fictional Afterlife Realm has cartoon physics that always define reality and laws of physics and other forces. Unlike the Internet Graveyard (the universe where memes live in their afterlife), the cartoon characters and other fictional characters are not corrupted and were immune to meme's corruptions. That was when Jesus Christ and God of the fictional multiverse created this universe after feeling bad about cartoons and fiction being stuck in the underworld and heaven so they sent the cartoons and fiction to this universe. However, they decided to create the hell known as the Nether Isles for bad fictional characters (such as petty, shady, immoral, disgraceful, despicable, unethical, atrocious, evil, malicious, heinous, wicked, nefarious, vile, and monstrous) and create other positive isles for good fictional characters (Such as reasonable, modest, decent, considerate, moral, benevolent, upstanding, good, righteous, virtuous, pure, noble, heroic, exalted, and saintly). They still allow chaotic good people due to themselves bringing freedom to places, but the chaotic good will have to be in Disorder Isles

This is a place known as ToonTown of the Fictional Afterlife Realm, the popular main town in the Fictional Afterlife Realm. It is populated by toons such as Club Penguin inhabitants, Moshi Monsters and their Moshlings, Poptropicans, Webkinz Pets, Neopets, ToonTown citizens, and other fictional characters. The castle near ToonTown is the New Loud Castle ruled by Lincoln Loud and his ancestor Duke Loud as princess and queen

[xtruss]

Fossilized Remains of 340-Pound Giant Penguin Found in New Zealand

(Sputnik, Wednesday February 08, 2023) —There are 17 to 19 species of penguins living today, most in the Southern Hemisphere. Also found in New Zealand and parts of Zealandia, are other flightless birds - like an ancestor to New Zealand’s beloved Kiwi and a giant “elephant bird” that also lived in Madagascar as recently as 800 years ago.

Fossilized remains of the largest penguin known to science were recently discovered in New Zealand, shocking researchers who determined the massive bird weighed hundreds of pounds.

Named Kumimanu Fordycei, Paleontologists believe the species could have weighed up to 340 pounds. By comparison, the average adult Male Western Lowland Gorilla Weighs about 300 pounds.

The fossil was discovered in a 57-million-year-old boulder that had been cracked open with the tides. Along with it they also found the remains of several individual specimens of another large but not quite as big previously undiscovered ancient penguin named Petradyptes stonehousei and fragments of two smaller yet-unnamed species of ancient penguins.

Scientists estimate the newly-discovered penguins lived around 60 million years ago. Petradyptes, they estimate, weighed around 110 pounds, far smaller than the Kumimanu, but still large for a penguin. The emperor penguin, the largest penguin on Earth today, can weigh up to just 88 pounds.

The fossils were discovered by Alan Tennyson, a paleontologist at the Museum of New Zealand Te Papa Tongarewa in 2017, but were described and named on Wednesday in the Journal of Paleontology.

Most of what scientists know about the Kumimanu fordycei came from a humerus bone, which was nine and a half inches long - about twice the length of those in the emperor penguin.

Paleontologists have been unable to determine the height of the ancient giant penguin but one estimated that it probably stood about 5 feet 2 inches. That gives the giant penguin a stocky build - the average aforementioned Western Lowland Gorilla 🦍 stands at about 6 feet while being roughly 40 pounds lighter.

Coming from an older branch of the tree of the penguin evolutionary tree, both the Kumimanu and Petradyptes differed in appearance from modern day penguins in more ways than just their size. Paleontologists say they had primitive flippers that resembled flying and diving birds like puffins. Their leg structure was also angled forward, unlike modern penguins whose legs are shaped like an upside down “L” coming out of their spine.

Scientists Discover New Penguin Colony in Antarctica Using Satellite Imagery (January 20, 2023)! “This is an exciting discovery. The new satellite images of Antarctica's coastline have enabled us to find many new colonies. And whilst this is good news, like many of the recently discovered sites, this colony is small and in a region badly affected by recent sea ice loss,” the British Antarctic Survey's Dr Peter Fretwell said.

'Human-Sized Penguin' Uncovered by New Zealand Schoolchildren Reveals Ancient Species (09/17/202)!

Mike Safely, president of the Hamilton Junior Naturalist Club, says this is an experience that the children involved will remember for the rest of their lives. “It was a rare privilege for the kids in our club to have the opportunity to discover and rescue this enormous fossil penguin.”

Dr. Daniel Thomas, a senior lecturer in zoology from Massey’s School of Natural and Computational Sciences, determined that the fossil was between 27.3 million and 34.6 million years old. Thomas compared the identified species to the Kairaku penguins that were first described from Otago, but with much longer legs.

"Longer legs would have made the penguin much taller than other Kairuku species while it was walking on land; perhaps around 1.4m tall, and may have influenced how fast it could swim or how deep it could dive."

New Zealand has been a hot spot for finding ancient penguin fossils. In 2017, a closely related Kumimanu biceae was described as living just a few million years after the fordycei and weighed 220 pounds. The slightly slimmer giant penguin had a sharp “stork-like” beak that researchers think may have been used to stab prey. The beak of the Kuminmanu fordycei has not yet been discovered.

In 2021, a 4.5-feet tall penguin with unusually long legs was described after a group of students in a fossil hunting club found fossilized remains on a small peninsula in the Kawhia Harbor during a field trip.

One explanation for why giant penguins thrived at the time is because they evolved shortly after the meteor that killed off the dinosaurs hit Earth. That impact also killed most of the sea-faring reptiles, leaving a niche open for a large amphibious predator to fill their space. Sea-faring mammals, like seals and whales, had not yet evolved. Paleontologists hypothesize that once mammals reentered the sea, the giant penguins were out-competed and only the smaller penguins survived.

It is also worth noting that scientists now believe New Zealand and the Island of New Caledonia are a part of the Earth’s eighth continent, with most of the landmass sitting below the sea. This continent is known as Zealandia, which they believe broke off from the Southern Hemisphere supercontinent of Gondwana about 105 million years ago.

What would become Zealandia then stretched out in a process scientists don’t yet understand. Scientists are still debating if most Zealandia was always submerged, with just small islands poking out, or if it sank at one point. In either case, a sinking continent or a collection of islands make for a natural habitat for penguins. If it did sink, scientists estimate that it would have taken over a hundred million years, meaning the giant penguins could have lived while much of Zealandia was still above sea level.

[fullmoonfireball]

okay as the person who submitted Jester (Club Penguin) i feel like i need to provide my boy justice by showing you all the more obscure Jester, who is also better bc THAT one is from The Twelfth Fish which is objectively the worst in-game play (I think this qualifies as propaganda(?) so @who-do-i-know-this-man)

the Jester I meant appears solely in the comic Gary's Quest, which in turn is from Club Penguin Magazine, which was never released in North America and has really poor documentation online.

Jester is a silly little guy and ancestor of one of the main mascots, Rookie, who is also a silly little guy. Jester, however, plays a bit more of a straightman role to Garianna than Rookie does to Gary, despite his name!

anyways since the comic is pretty short, here's the whole thing:

⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

[garianna]

what’s the deal with garianna?: a theory post

so. gary the gadget guy. from club penguin. he has a couple of relatives. one of them is Garianna, a character revealed for the Medieval Party 2013.

her whole gimmick is being a witch! she’s cute. she designs and creates transformation potions. (she’s so trans coded; this isn’t the point of this post, but she’s so trans coded)

there’s also this guy, Scorn the Dragon King. he took over during the 2012 medieval party. his design fucks immensely.

what’s interesting is their backstory.

the “first” time he appeared, according to the club penguin comics, happened due to garianna messing up her dragon transformation potion

so what she DOES, three weeks later, is send a distress call to her future ancestor nephew in 2014, Gary T. Gadget Guy, where she talks about how very dearly sorry she is for her little fucky wucky

“My bad, by the way. So sorry. Cannot apologize enough for that.”

i love her

anyways, they get a bunch of gary the gadget guy ancestors and banish scorn away.

yeah yeah average deal. what’s weird is what happens afterwards, in general Club Penguin lore.

so, gary knew garianna existed in 2014, but what’s surprising is that he didn’t during 2013, when her spell book was found by Rockhopper on a “mysterious island.” gary knew about his other ancestors, Gariwald VIII (which isn’t odd, since he met him as a kid) and Garugg the Ugg Ugg. which, knowing about your prehistoric ancestor but NOT your medieval witch aunt? that’s odd, right?

in fact, her spell book was found outside of Club Penguin Island. which... is REALLY weird, since she lived in Club Penguin. for reference on why this is weird, we only know of two other penguins who’ve left the island: Rockhopper (who doesn’t live on CP) and Bambadee (who hid as a stowaway on his ship).

also notable, she’s the first instance of a penguin leaving the island that we know of. Rockhopper and Bambadee wouldn’t be born for millennia

so, despite gary having knowledge of previous ancestors, he was unaware of garianna’s existance, until her spell book was happened upon by rockhopper. why did garianna leave club penguin? why was her history not known to gary?

THEORY #1: Garianna was exiled

after accidentally unleashing Scorn the Dragon King, Ye Club Penguin was taken over by Scorn, specifically the Sky Kingdom. this is, by garianna’s account, a big oopsies.

what if, after Garianna unleashed Scorn, and she fixed her mistake by enlisting the Garys to help her and banish Scorn, she was exiled off the island?

my first thought was like, oh cmon, they don’t kick penguins off the island, Gary’s released like 15 evil robots and they still love him. but this was MEDIEVAL Club Penguin. since we don’t have any context for what happened after Scorn’s defeat, it’s certainly possible, and would explain why she left the island when so many people don’t.

alright now here’s the fun bullshit

THEORY #2: Garianna purposefully unleashed Scorn

this is where i go into AU territory, but its fun.

garianna’s remorse at unleashing scorn seems purposefully disingenuous, as if she’s being sarcastic. if she knew all along that her potion could unleash scorn, she could’ve done so willingly. why? that’s... the tricky part. maybe she just loves the chaos. maybe she wanted to work with scorn. OR, perhaps, this first incident was an accident, but after getting exiled from Ye Club Penguin, she changed, felt more bitter towards those who pretended to be her friends.

which explains how, in 2012, scorn escaped from his prison.

from the club penguin wiki:

In 2012, the dragon king Scorn escaped his well-deserved imprisonment in a dungeon and came back to Sky Kingdom to plot his evil revenge,

garianna was the one who sealed the banishment using her spell. if any penguin were to know where scorn ended up, it would be her. she makes a deal, to unleash scorn from his prisonment, as long as he destroys Club Penguin as payback for her unrighteous banishment.

“but this is in 2012,” you say, “garianna should be long dead by this point!” but who was the one penguin who knew how to send messages to the future in the first place? better yet, who was the penguin who already had her hands once on the Time Trekker 3000, one of the only penguins who would’ve been smart enough to combine the sciene with her magic, and create her own?

huh.

[wildcardaces]

@ruby-static "common ancestor" edition!

Where whoop crude lore about red eyes incoming!

But first!

Quil: *snrrrk* hehehe

Quil: oh come on shawn that was funny!

Shawn: ill grind you like beef

Quil: *trying not to cry of laughter*

Oh how shawn got duped by his own son through Quil. He is absolutely gonna find a way to dupe him back!

Anna: how are we going to get in without making a scene?

Shawn, master at making scenes: dont worry! I got this!

Anna: oh no-

Anna is gonna have to hold shawn back as another agent goes to find a way in!

Suddenly common ancestor time!

The red eye strangeness began waaay back in prehistoric times with this funky fella. Back when penguins were beginning to evolve into penguins! (Even though that was happening like 62 MYA but i can ignore that!)

He was an outsider from the beginning. Basically exiled from his group because of this strange mutation. Chalked it up to a curse.

He ended up travelling all the way to prehistoric club penguin with his little gang of raptors that he befriended along the way!

Of course he didnt get a warm welcome from the island residents because once again, literally an outsider. But he was eventually welcomed into their group!

And the finale

Poor fella is so confused by gary. Who the hell is this strange guy. Why does he look like us but different? garugg was the one to basically let him into the group in the first place.

[lilmissrandom4607]

Another prehistoric ancestor ✨

This time for JPG

[theeldritchcorvid]

okay this actually set the creative juices flowing now. here we go.

"So it was never real!" Dick laughed. He hadn't felt so relieved in a long time. Hucksters, frauds, and drug-fuelled parties. That was all it had always been. He considered, briefly, something about the real demons being our own, but for once he let that thought pass him. The real demon - if he could even be called a demon, he was just a con-man - was Penguin. Penguin.

"So it seems," mused Bruce. "I dislike this Court business, though. More than I do normal crime."

"Or what passes for normal crime, anyway," Dick chimed in. "Is this just because you found out your ancestor was part of Gotham City's own personal Hellfire Club?"

Bruce grunted one of his patented Batman Grunts - the one that meant 'I'm amused by your statement but am wearing a cowl so I have to be stoic.' He followed it up with a slightly-stern "Keep your voice down. Let's get moving. We have much more to do."

The two vigilantes vanished away into the night of Gotham City. A man watched them go, his eyes - his glowing eyes - hidden beneath the brim of a low-pulled hat. The false order had been slain.

Do you think DC comics would listen to my pitch, "The Court of Owls as Golden Dawn meets Scientology"?

[the-rookinator-3000]

first time i saw garianna i was like wow. she sure does look similar to gary. same glasses and everything. this will surely mean nothing important to the club penguin lore (<- clueless)

also you're doing something to my brain now (good thing). i'm currently looking at pictures of gary and going "wow... girl... 🏳️‍⚧️..." i don't think it's a joke anymore. lol

HA! imagine being that clueless! (dont worry me too with rookies ancestor 😭😭 i thought that was just him dressing up.....)

also MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA its time for transfem gary propaganda 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️DO YOU FEEL IT IN UR BONES 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ THE TRANS GARY PROPAGANDA 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[pearycider]

Me: just chilling, scrolling through my Tumblr feed in search for cute dogs and book memes

A random terrorist sympathiser: Yo actually blowing random children to shreds and setting off bombs in parks, schools and churches is actually really needed and a form of self-expression for me. Without murdering toddlers and other random people how could we possibly live with ourselves knowing that we couldn’t kill them? I’m going to pretend I care about this political thing to gain sympathy, but I just love to explode people.

Me: Thank goodness people are too smart and ethically sound to believe this lunatic in this day and age-

American Right-Wingers: We agree! Guns! Guns! Guns! We have a right to kill if we want to!!! 🔫🔫🔫

Me: At least the other side-

American Left-Wingers: oMG, I totally agree. People who intrude on your personal space by living on their native land deserve what’s ever coming to them! Freedom of speech not freedom of consequences hehehe 🤪 Those toddlers sure had it coming whenever they decided to be born

English people: I’m so sorry for what my ancestors did, but also we can’t ship the Club Penguin Card Juitsu collection because NI isn’t a part of the UK 🤷‍♀️

Scottish people: Sucks to be you but do you remember 200/300 years ago when people started keeping sheep on their land instead of poor people??? This is 100% related to what everyone else is going on about!

Me:

[derekhernandezfuentes]

There is a woman and a man from the Middle East Arabic Muslim Jordan regions who live in 9820 Sheridan Street Apt. 106 in Pembroke Pines, Florida 33024 who are interacting with each other through suspicious text messaging and walking out of their apartment at night knowing I am on my way walking into my apartment. The male Muslim walked out at night. The female Muslim text messages on her patio. They might be connected to a Shawn or Sean from Model United Nations Conferences from University of Central Florida in Atlanta, Georgia in 2005 November time period to San Francisco, California in 2006 Winter-Spring months who socially connected with Christopher Andrew Drew Leinonen prior to Andrew Leinonen’s death at Pulse Night Club. Shawn the Muslim seduces younger males and females with alcoholic drinks. Two Osama Bin Laden looking men possibly in their 20s to 30s who might have been English Honors teacher Mary Brown’s students from Charles W Flanagan High School stalked me at Larkin Mental Behavioral Psychiatric Mini Hospital in Hollywood, Florida days after I was admitted by which the two that look like brothers were admitted into my dormitory unit. A judge court-ordered me to be stalked by the Dutch French Mafia Gang of Larkin Psychiatric Hospital to be under their observation and their Muslim terrorists’ observations. Endocrinology Medical Doctor Dr. Rajesh Garg of University of Miami U-Health might have been sending his nephews, sons and other younger male relatives to stalk me in Lakes at Pembroke parking lot near where I live. Also, I have been a victim of a SERIES of Cyber Hackings in which my dead guy lover Drew Leinonen is alive in my dreams through computer animating and movie making done by the terrorists. In addition to this, the Dutch-Iranians that look like Penguins with black hair, black pointy shoes, and eye glasses with pointy French noses are two men, one younger than the other who looks like he’s going out on a Picnic with his grandmother from Missouri and Ozarks, and the other known as the French Marketing Professor of Broward College who was AP European History teacher at Charles W Flanagan high school with his Martini and Chateau are causing bioterrorism to occur as they study and work in United States colleges and universities, travel around the world with French-presidential-looking Passports and other bullshit. The Dutch-Iranians might have caused and created the Coronavirus COVID19 Bat virus making Batman jokes, Robin jokes, Corona jokes, Queen jokes, and Darth Vader jokes in Chinese laboratory when spreading the disease. Their Belgian ancestors from Iran created AIDS in Africa as Scientists.

There is a woman and a man from the Middle East Arabic Muslim Jordan regions who live in 9820 Sheridan Street Apt. 106 in Pembroke Pines, Florida 33024 who are interacting with each other through suspicious text messaging and walking out of their apartment at night knowing I am on my way walking into my apartment. The male Muslim walked out at night. The female Muslim text messages on her patio. They might be connected to a Shawn or Sean from Model United Nations Conferences from University of Central Florida in Atlanta, Georgia in 2005 November time period to San Francisco, California in 2006 Winter-Spring months who socially connected with Christopher Andrew Drew Leinonen prior to Andrew Leinonen’s death at Pulse Night Club. Shawn the Muslim seduces younger males and females with alcoholic drinks. Two Osama Bin Laden looking men possibly in their 20s to 30s who might have been English Honors teacher Mary Brown’s students from Charles W Flanagan High School stalked me at Larkin Mental Behavioral Psychiatric Mini Hospital in Hollywood, Florida days after I was admitted by which the two that look like brothers were admitted into my dormitory unit. A judge court-ordered me to be stalked by the Dutch French Mafia Gang of Larkin Psychiatric Hospital to be under their observation and their Muslim terrorists’ observations. Endocrinology Medical Doctor Dr. Rajesh Garg of University of Miami U-Health might have been sending his nephews, sons and other younger male relatives to stalk me in Lakes at Pembroke parking lot near where I live. Also, I have been a victim of a SERIES of Cyber Hackings in which my dead guy lover Drew Leinonen is alive in my dreams through computer animating and movie making done by the terrorists. In addition to this, the Dutch-Iranians that look like Penguins with black hair, black pointy shoes, and eye glasses with pointy French noses are two men, one younger than the other who looks like he’s going out on a Picnic with his grandmother from Missouri and Ozarks, and the other known as the French Marketing Professor of Broward College who was AP European History teacher at Charles W Flanagan high school with his Martini and Chateau are causing bioterrorism to occur as they study and work in United States colleges and universities, travel around the world with French-presidential-looking Passports and other bullshit. The Dutch-Iranians might have caused and created the Coronavirus COVID19 Bat virus making Batman jokes, Robin jokes, Corona jokes, Queen jokes, and Darth Vader jokes in Chinese laboratory when spreading the disease. Their Belgian ancestors from Iran created AIDS in Africa as Scientists.

[chaosinitiate]

Everyone get the jackhammers! It's disco time!

"the earth is round" "the earth is flat" you're both right the earth is a disc and I'mma flip it like a coin, prepare yourselves

[brainless-but-thats-all]

Leiilo is 6th gen sialee and i haven’t talked much about the sialee’s but they’re known for either being awful and having incel tendencies or they’re the coolest person you’ll meet

Leiilo is the kid who is not ashamed of the fandoms she gets into and writes ao3 fics on crossovers, aus, and everything else she can think of because she’s here for a good time and she’s going to enjoy it. She’s a prince of rage which is why she has no fear for anything like that and if someone makes fun of her she just says “i love you too :)” or something like that back. insult her and she’ll compliment you type of thing yknow

she’s always getting in trouble w the teacher for playing club penguin and animal jam (ao3 is banned on school computers) because her work isn’t done but her argument is always “when am i ever going to need this buzzfeed quizzes answer on what office character i am. Don’t be shy. Tell me.” She loves making new friends because who doesn’t? and loves talking about what media she loves. Even more? She loves when her friends listen to her ramble about why she loves said media type. that’s a lot of loves

her ancestor/dad is basically a conservative incel he’s the worst so when Leiilo goes over to people’s houses that he’s been involved with at some point in his life they’re like “uh oh a sialee” but then she shakes their hand and tells them how she likes their house and they’re like “okay so not like Heezva at all” although they’re still wary obviously bc that’s how Heezva was when they first met him too.

but she’s genuinely really cool she likes to cosplay and write stories of her own characters going on adventures with canon and fanon characters in media she likes and she really want’s to go to a convention someday. She want’s to be Maka Albarn soul eater for her first one because she loves Maka

[dee6000]

Totalitarian, Perverted Antifa Is Just Jacobinism Reborn. But Thermidor Is Coming by Paul Souvestre

The recent sudden eruption of a Totalitarian Left in America is essentially unparalleled in our history. But it has an unmistakable precedent in the early French Revolution: the Jacobins, who briefly held power and imposed a regime of crazed ruthlessness and radicalism before being overthrown by the moderate Thermidorian Reaction (named for the month of Thermidor—changing the calendar was part of the Jacobins’ drive to destroy traditional society and culture). Today, a flagship publication of the U.S. Left is called, incredibly, Jacobin—openly glorying in the implied threat of repression and mass murder. The good news: these revolutionary spasms don’t last. The bad news: they can do a lot of damage.

Jacobinism was the mother of all modern totalitarian ideologies. The Club was formed on April 30, 1789, by anti-royalist deputies to the newly-summoned Estates-General, many of whom were middle-class strivers like lawyer and future leader Maximilien Robespierre. By October 1789, it was reorganized as The Society for Revolution, or The Society of the Friends of the Constitution. Royalist pamphleteers called the club the “Jacobins” because it met at a former Dominican monastery in Paris, the Couvent des Jacobins de la rue Saint-Jacques. By July 1790, the Jacobin Club’s membershipnumbered 1,200 in Paris; 152 clubs had sprouted throughout France.

The ethos of the Jacobins was revolutionary and based in the ideals of the Enlightenment. Its adherents wanted to destroy the French monarchy and replace it with a “democratic” republic disconnected from any influence of the Catholic Church. They were militantly anti-Christian and violent from the beginning, taking inspiration like many others in the revolutionary ferment from Lucifer, the rebel against God.

The Jacobins sought to use the profound anger of the French Revolution to their advantage. And what anger there was. The storming of Versailles by an army of women—and men dressed like women—ended with the decapitation of two guards and a chorus baying for Queen Marie Antoinette’s flesh and blood. Other instances of urban violenceincluded the storming of the Bastille [Demonic: How The Liberal Mob Is Destroying America, by Ann Coulter, Penguin Random House, 2012].

But that violence paled beside what was to happen between September 5, 1793, and July 28, 1794—the “Reign of Terror.” As Revolutionary France fought for its life against a coalition of European monarchies, the government in Paris decided to secure its power by eliminating suspected counter-revolutionaries. The Jacobins, led by Robespierre and his Committee of Public Safety, suspended the right to a public trial and legal assistance. They arrested 300,000, executed 17,000, and let 10,000 die in prison.

Terror came to the provinces too. As part of the Jacobin assault on local autonomy, soldiers were sent out into the countryside. In the Vendée, they found a peasantry enraged over the destruction of their churches and traditional way of life. They responded by carrying out what amounted to a genocide: French historian Reynald Secher estimated that 117,000 Vendéens out of a population of 815,000 disappeared from the public record during the insurgency. On top of that, eighteen percent of private houses were lost along with approximately fifty percent of all dwellings. [The French Genocide That Has Been Air-Brushed From History, by Jaspreet Singh Boparai, Quillette, March 10, 2019]. As in Paris, churches were turned into whorehouses or made into anti-churches where the Goddess Reason was worshipped instead of Jesus Christ.

This is significant. Aberrant sexual practices were also a core component of the Jacobin revolution—influenced by the Marquis de Sade , the pornographer and pervert who had spent five years in the Bastille for sex crimes before the prison was stormed. The Jacobins promoted free love and promiscuity, tried to ban priestly celibacy and strong-armed priests into getting married [The Jacobin Clubs in the French Revolution, 1793-1795, by Michael Kennedy].

Similarly, just as today’s Antifa Jacobins employ the violence of their ideological ancestors, they also promote sexual libertinism. Antifa recently rioted and even shot counter-protestors for having the gall to demand repercussions for a transexual sex criminal eventually convicted of flashing his genitals at innocent spa customers in Los Angeles [Sex offending suspect claims transgender harassment in Wi Spa case, by Andy Ngo, New York Post, September 2, 2021]. The Antifa Jacobins are also (you won’t read this in the Regime Media) disproportionately involved in sex with children [Antifa has a major pedophile problem, by Anna Slatz, The Post Millennial, March 7, 2020 [paywall]]. De Sade, of course, was also a pedophile [Marquis de Sade: depraved monster or misunderstood genius? It’s complicated, The Conversation, September 24, 2020].

Of interest to Americans given the current border disaster, theJacobin malignancy metastasized to Haiti. In May 1791, the revolutionary government granted political rights to rich free people of color on the island, but the gesture didn’t stop the coming hurricane of sanguinary violence. On August 21, after a voodoo ceremony, slaves rebelled. The slave army reached 100,000. Here’s how Leftist Wikipedia describes the resulting bloodbath:

Masters and mistresses were dragged from their beds to be killed, and the heads of French children were placed on spikes that were carried at the front of the rebel columns. …

[W]ithin the next two months, as the violence escalated, the slaves killed 4,000 whites and burned or destroyed 180 sugar plantations and hundreds of coffee and indigo plantations. At least 900 coffee plantations were destroyed, and the total damage inflicted over the next two weeks amounted to 2 million francs. In September 1791, the surviving whites organized into militias and struck back, killing about 15,000 blacks.

In July 1792, a civil commission backed by 6,000 soldiers arrived from France. Among the members of the commission:Léger-Félicité Sonthonax, a committed Jacobin. In 1793, Sonthonax emancipated the slaves—sort of like defunding the police?

In 1805, after French troops departed the island, self-declared emperor Jean-Jacques Dessalinespromised to protect whites, and white refugees who had fled the violence returned. But then Dessalines began a white genocide. A French official who witnessed the horrors said bands of blacks and mulattos attacked white women and children with knives, bayonets, and sabers [The French Revolution in San Domingo, by T. Lothrop Stoddard, Houghton-Mifflin, 1914]. Many were disemboweled, others were drowned. White women were kept as sex slaves and forced to “marry” their tormentors. By the end, the Jacobin-inspired revolution of Haiti had killed off the white population of the island.

In later years, the Luciferian Jacobin spirit spread beyond France to Soviet Russia and elsewhere. Another lesser-known episode: the 1910-1920 Mexican Revolution, which left the revolutionary government of General Plutarco Elías Calles in charge. Calles immediately attacked the Catholic Church and the peasant Cristeros took up arms.

Approximately 30,000 to 50,000 Mexican Catholics perished in the fighting. The Church recognizes25 saints and martyrs of the war.

The same story played out in the 1936-1939 Spanish Civil [Spain: Remembering the forgotten Red Terror, by Rev. Ben Johnson, Acton.org, November 6, 2017]. As with Mexico, the Catholic Church has beatified almost 2,000 victims of the Red Terror. And like true Jacobins, the current socialist government of Spain is erasing the country’s past, even moving the graves of the Nationalist dead.

Remember the campaign staffers for Bernie Sanders who threatened the guillotine and mass murder for Republicans, Trump supporters, and moderate Democrats [ANOTHER Bernie 2020 Field Organizer: “I’ll Straight Up Get Armed…I’m Ready for the F***ing Revolution…Guillotine the Rich”; Praises the Soviet Union, Advocates Sending “All the Republicans to the Re-Education Camps,” Project Veritas, January 21, 2020].

To summarize: The Jacobin parallels with BLM and Antifa and with the Regime in Washington that supports them are clear:

Wholesale statue vandalismand destruction;

Grave desecration;

Attacks on churches;

Demonizing political opponents;

Rewriting history;

Creating false narratives;

Unpunished violence andother mayhem against political opponents;

Prosecuting—meaning persecuting—political opponents; and more.

All those were features of the original Jacobin revolution. Our American Jacobins want to kill us and destroy our country. We had better get to work.

Paul Souvestre [Email him] is a French citizen and Breton nationalist originally from Brest. He currently lives in Quebec.