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was this anyone else's first thought, or
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#anglerfish#YES hiking jade let's GO#send him up the mountain to look at some funky mushrooms#love how delicately he's holding his lantern with his little pinky out#ooh la la monsieur mastermind#now what are the odds we're getting gargoyle-club malleus next#probably not good but LOOK let me DREAM#i also very much want the equestrian club. GIVE ME HORSE BOYS#actually just give me everyone i want to see everyone#man though the june schedule looking pretty light over here in jp#which always makes me think something big is coming up...#whenever they pull a training camp on us it instantly sends my brain into overthinking mode#chances are good it's more main story though!#we've been averaging every-other-month story updates for a while now and the consistency is nice#i'm still not over the eight months between the end of episode 5 and the start of episode 6...#(IT'S FINE i want them to take all the time they need! i am just impatient)#(i will happily wait but i will be rolling around on the ground the entire time)
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Generation Loss is a comedic tragedy in every sense of the word. Every character we see exemplifies this fact, but no one other than The Austin Show proves its truth.
We begin at the carousel. Austin, Gay, takes his turn by pleading for himself to live because he has a wife and children back home. The rest of the cast interrogates him about his “wife and kids,” clearly suspicious of his truthfulness without even knowing his dubbed “title.” Everyone in the room treats Austin like a joke.
In turn, so do we.
Next, we reach the closet and shortly after the failed drag show, Austin remarks, “Look, I uh… I didn’t expect to die here.” It’s a moment of pure honesty, whether we like it or not. It happens again when the Puzzler tries to party with them, and Austin has to angrily remind him that they are his captives and are actively trying to kill them.
Austin: “What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? We're trying to get out of here. I have children and wives— wife. One wife! What is this some sort of game? I’ve been stuck in hear for hours it seems. We’re trying to get out. Why is nobody else freaking out? We’ve got C4 strapped to our neck…”
It isn’t until Ethan’s death, his blood pooling out from underneath the door, Austin screaming at the others, begging them to have a reaction, to care about their circumstances, to care about death, that we finally understand Austin’s role in Generation Loss.
After all, in every great comedy, someone always has to play the straight man.
#generation loss#genloss#ranboo#ranboolive#austin show#I LOVE IMPROV STORYTELLING SO MUCH#You can pry genloss improv from my cold dead hands#yeah yeah the pacing was funky#But you can’t ignore the joy it brings when it creates accidental dramatic irony#I adore it so#remember the artwork of genloss characters as card suits?#Like Ranboo is the diamond Sneeg is the spade and Charlie as the club?#This is my formal application to make Austin the heart#he always talks about love and his family is his motivation to keep going and oof :(#he deserved so much better#gl!austin
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The rise and fall of a tight-knit family 💥💥💥
#ORIGINAL MEME BY ROWANSTERDOTCOM!!!#he got hit with my critically acclaimed yassification ray#the proportions a little funky but it is also 4:30am for me 💔#I listened to pink pony club the entire time I drew this#falsettos#falsettos fanart#marvin falsettos#marvin falsettos fanart#marvin gardens#marvin gardens fanart#robin's art
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OMG
#LOOK AT THEM#okay now is tecna a robot or is it just funky clothing patterns#either way i love her she looks great i love the pink and green combo#ALSO FLORAS JACKET IS SO GOOD IT LOOKS LIKE EITHER ROSES OR WEIRD FUNGI MUSHROOMS I LOVE IT#the captions aren't mine the op is in the last photo!!#winx#winx club#winx reboot
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I personally think Tamaki finds so much joy in flustering his bf
#ouran high school host club#ohshc#tamaki souh#kyoya ootori#tamakyo#kyotama#im trying to heal by allowing my art to not be perfect so sorry if its a little funky lol
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Sapphicnatural Day 4: Disabled Sapphics
A polaroid from a night out, that Eileen had in her jacket. The photographer is unknown.
@sapphicnaturalrights
#i just wanted to draw eileen in a fun and funky 2000s aesthetic#she's got highlights#a funky blouse and a denim skirt#big bracelets earrings and everything#she's also bisexual#you can decide why she's in a club#maybe she's undercover on a hunt#who knows#sapphicnatural#my art#eileen leahy#eileen leahy fanart#spn#spn fanart
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also shoutout to Anthony Janthony Crowley for being a proud member of the Skinny Jeans Club™. mf chose the most insufferable bottomwear as his day-to-day outfit and honestly slayed so hard.
#this is why he walks all funky#not that im complaining#he's an idiot#but he's our idiot#crowley#anthony j crowley#good omens#good omens 2#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#ineffable divorce#aziracrow#metatron hate club
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I got invited to my friend's minecraft server pff
#fgarart#uh i guess i can tag philip pff#philip wittebane#but a philip that got thrown into the minecraft world instead lmao#i also have a texture pack that minimizes the armour and makes it look like shoulder pads and crowns and stuff instead#it's funky#I found a cave spider spawner before i found armour so i did the rational thing and made an exp farm#it's fun pretending to be a confused old man#can't wait to see what everyone else's skin are pff#hello philip from the owl house#hello stella from winx club#my laptop got sent in for repairs the day after i got invited so i dont have anymore fun encounters to draw lol
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Doki Doki Sprunki Club!
#sprunki#sprunki incredibox#incredibox sprunki#incredibox#doki doki literature club#doki doki dialog generator#ddlc#doki doki sprunki club#simon#simon sprunki#sprunki simon#yellow#yellow sprunki#sprunki yellow#sprunki sprunki sprunki get funky funky funky
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Dahlia and Astria in their mothers outfits.
I feel like I made them look a little bit older than when I first designed the but oh well. also I think it´s really funny how Astria is literally just Stella but with Brandons color palette and meanwhile Dahlia barely looks like either of her parents granted I designed her after grandparents rather than Bloom and Sky since its always mildly anoyed me every time someone makes a fan kid and completely ignores any genes they could have gotten from their grandparents especially if we know what the two characters parents look like but then again I´m not that well versed in genetics so idk if bloom and sky could actually have a kid that looks like Dahlia since she looks like her grandmothers so strongly and you´d think she would like her parents little bit more.
#digitalart#oc#artists on tumblr#original character#winx club#winx club ocs#winx club oc#winx oc#winx bloom#winx stella#also the thing astria is holding is indeed a phone it´s supposed to look like the one stella has in season 1#she just has a funky looking phone case it´s kinda like one of those that have the flip that protects the srceen but in her phone it flips#from the bottom instead of the side of the phone it also has a strap that you can put your fingers under so you don´t drop it and that you#can also put over the phone when the cases flip is closed so that it stays closed
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@hyper-dorphin I am so sorry, but tumblr ate your ask. When I hit ‘save draft’ it vanished into the void.
I didn’t take a screenshot of the exact wording, but the ask basically said he liked my posts about Jay from Star Wars Visions V1 ep2, headcanoned Luke as a fan of the Star Wavers, and thought of the idea of Jay writing an album about jedi culture that he released after the fall of the empire.
I am just happy to find another Jay fan! I honestly thought I was the only one to care about this minor character. He sparks so much joy in me, I am glad my posts were enjoyable to you too!
I am obsessed with the idea of Jay writing an album based on jedi culture. This is literally a galaxy brain idea. I can see it starting as a coping mechanism, a way of mourning and moving forward. He writes about everything that was lost, never really thinking he would be able to share it with anyone but his bandmates. But then the empire does fall, and all of a sudden he doesn’t need to hide his heritage anymore and he has the freedom to share his culture with the world, so he does. He puts it all out there so that the jedi can never be forgotten again.
I hadn’t even thought about Luke being a Star Waver fan, but you are so right. They are both from Tatooine so it totally makes sense. Imagine Luke saving up his allowance to buy their albums and merch, or sneaking out to go to concerts. What if Luke just felt so connected to this band in a way he can’t fully describe? And everyone is just like, ‘yeah, we get it you are a hyper fan,’ but no, their music really makes him feel something. He doesn’t figure out quite what till years later, but he knows they are connected somehow.
So, I made a post about how Jay could kind of end up helping the rebellion here.
This just makes me think though, imagine Luke, chilling, listing to his favorite band and Leia casually says, “Oh, I know them.” Luke thinks she meet the band at an event or something because she was a princess but no, she says she knew them through the rebellion. Imagine finding out your favorite band does undercover work to help overthrow the empire. That would be like discovering, say, Harry Styles, is a spy. Luke will never be the same after that revelation.
Ohhh and imagine Jay showing up at Luke’s new jedi temple. Weather he decides to become a jedi again or not (I like both versions) he would totally want to visit at least. From Luke’s POV though this would be like the Beyoncé meme. He is just trying to restart a school when a famous rock star shows up and compliments his work. Luke is like:
You can find my Jay tag here.
#star wars#star wars jay#jay star wars#luke skywalker#star wars visions#asks#my posts#my thoughts#my headcanons#jedi love#pro jedi#jedi appreciation#hyper-dorphin#minor character fan club#Jay is my funky little dude. i love that guy for reasons i can't explain. he compels me.#thank you for the ask! I am sorry it vanished!!#this made me realize that like almost the entire jay tag is my posts#I am like a one woman fan club#let me by known as the star wars blogger that really likes jay for some reason
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Gets boo'ed off the stage really loudly, dragged off by security even.
#very very happy with anagan tbh#like they're all fine#but starting a new playthrough with ana at some point for sure#duman gave me an unreasonable amount of trouble ngl#i was unhappy with all face shapes#not enough funky noses smh#but it's done!!#i love bald men door#i say that so often and NONE of my friends think it's funny#but that won't stop me#winx club#winx villains#wizards of the black circle#winx ogron#winx gantlos#winx anagan#winx duman#baldur's gate 3
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Who is the best or your favourite Villains/antagonist from Smg4?
(I may be pain in a bum, but it's one of ny ideas)
#smg4#who's your favorite?#Villains#waluigi#rapper bob#francis#smg3#smg0#axol#niles#lawyer kong#funky kong#oneshot wren#marty#mr. puzzles#arc#box club leader
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hello do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Friday Pilots Club and their new song out called 'We Don't Wanna Talk'?
#it is so funky and that riff is fucking delicious omg i cannot recommend this band enough yall!!!#the STANK FACE I MADE. yall i was straight up making Will Ramos faces. iykyk#just a bunch of sweet dumb (affectionate) guys making music that they love#<- who doesn't love that??#i am fucking stoked for their upcoming album and i am so happy more people are discovering them!!!#friday pilots club#Spotify#Premium DJ
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a story in multitude parts that is lundy climbing the pole while luosty just lurks ever closer the longer it goes on in slight drunken concern perhaps a bit of fascination maybe a bit of both maybe its that lundy just naturally attracts his attention even more whens practically lit up inside and out by funny pole antics
lundy explaining and pointing out how far he went up the pole
to which ofc luosty has to listen to intently you know its pretty loud in there he just. has to lean in a little closer. to listen a little closer. and he needs an armrest because hes swaying on his feet and he might topple over soon (because of the alcohol ofc) so whats the only armrest in his nearest vicinity? the pole behind lundy? but like it doesnt have to mean anything right like. its just so he doesnt fall over and it has bonus points where it makes it easier to lean it. to listen to lundy ofc. yeah.
yeah no i cant salvage whatever the hell that is I GIVE UP HAPPY PRIDE MONTH THATS A GIRLFRIEND HUGGING THEIR OTHER IN UTTER RELIEF AFTER A THRILLING BUT KINDA SCARY EXPERIENCE AND ITS THE ALCOHOL THATS HEIGHTENING THE DISTRESS BUT ITS ALSO THE ALCOHOL THATS INTESIFYING THE BONE DEEP RELIEF BEFORE THEY WALK OFF TO GO SMOOCH IN THE CORNER. GOOD DAY.
6.27.24 (x)
#anton lundell#eetu luostarinen#florida panthers#cats: after dark#those damn club lights have fried my retinas#anyways whatever funky thing they got going on im onboard chuga chuga chuga choochoo#they certainly are. sumn.#there are couplings everywhere with those with eyes to see#lmao to kuli blocking most of what those two are doing#and yet i still saw and i yelped
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odesta week. day #1: modern au monday
summary: annie and finnick engage in some crazy funky shenanigans after a concert
3k, odesta fluff, modern au. also some johannie in the beginning (as a treat) but obv this is odesta endgame. concert they attended isn’t explicitly mentioned but know in ur heart it’s chappell roan
“Wanna do something fun?”
Annie was not expecting Johanna to say anything, so her next opened mouth kiss lands directly on her chin. Oops. The club lights bathe them in swathes of purples and pinks, which complements the lipstick stains on Johanna’s neck.
“Huh?” Annie asks. It’s a fair question—she thought all this making out they were doing was the fun part.
In Annie’s opinion, it couldn’t get better than this. It’s not everyday you get to see your favorite artist’s favorite artist live and in concert, and it’s also not everyday that hot people choose to strike up a conversation with her.
Johanna and Finnick are hot. And, even better, they were the ones who turned around and started asking her questions right after they caught her eye in line. Maybe they just really liked her vibes. Peeta and Katniss were accompanying Annie, too, but anyone with a sixth sense could tell that they weren’t really down with throuples.
Annie would be so down for a throuple. Need she remind you that Johanna and Finnick are fucking hot.
Annie had no idea what the fuck a man was doing at this concert, but she already knew she was a goner as soon as Johanna offered Annie a vape she procured from her tits. Annie was ready to dive in.
And she did—kinda. Eventually. The concert venue was crackling with sick beats and (courtesy of Johanna) simmering sexual tension. Hands on hips, bustier against bustier—it was like they’d known each other for a thousand lifetimes (Annie didn’t even know Johanna’s last name). Then the concert ended, and they were walking out together, and that was all the flirting time Johanna needed to convince Annie that they should start locking lips.
Speaking of locking lips, how come they’re not doing that right now?
Right. Johanna wanted to do something fun. Annie pulls away and gives Johanna her undivided attention. Well—as undivided as it can be with all the pulsing lights and upbeat music and enthusiastic dancing going around all around them.
“You’re so cuddly,” Johanna says. Annie is suddenly hyper aware of the fact that she’s not even sitting in her bar stool anymore. Oops. She had no idea that she was trying to drape herself over Johanna, so she pulls away. “I think my friend Finnick would really like that.”
My friend Finnick. As if he needed an introduction. That was the guy who was standing by Johanna’s side in line the entire time they were waiting for the concert to start. In an ideal world, Annie would have been sandwiched between their locked lips, but she had to play it cool. Chances are he’s just one of the girls.
Or maybe not. They looked like they were having a pretty intense argument the moment the concert ended, making pointed gestures at Annie, but Annie’s own friends were pretty good at distracting her from their (hopefully) platonic lovers quarrel.
Katniss and Peeta tapped out after the first club. Annie kept going, especially when Johanna’s hands kept wandering lower and lower and lower until Finnick stopped shooting her weird-looking glances altogether.
“Does Finnick like me?” Annie demands, excitement blooming in her chest. That’s so hot. “Like, does he wanna be with me?”
“Probably,” Johanna replies. She fixes Annie with a glare that looks almost wistful, then gives her a hard kiss on the mouth as a parting gift. “I need post-coital cigarettes. Not cuddles.”
“Oh.” She starts nudging Johanna away now, too, because she doesn’t even smoke. “Good thing you figured that out about us. I would’ve never guessed.”
Johanna raises her pierced eyebrows. “Seriously?”
Annie leans back and studies her. She has pink hair that’s molded into spiky tendrils and a glittering constellation of nose piercings. Annie’s eyes flick down to her bustier and leather pants.
“I don’t like making assumptions about people,” Annie says, as if she hadn’t been thinking with her dick the entire time.
“Get the fuck out of here,” Johanna replies good naturedly, her own lipstick smeared all across the dimples on her cheek.
Annie stumbles out of her seat. She’s not even drunk. Not since the first club, at least, but they’ve cycled through so many that she finally registers that her feet ache in her stilettos. Why doesn’t anyone ever talk about the psychological repercussions of serving so much cunt all the time?
She starts her search for Finnick. It was harder to pick him out in the first couple clubs—and not just ‘cause Annie was preoccupied with Johanna—but they’ve officially transitioned out of Las Vegas’ queer scene and landed in dudebro territory. Finnick’s dark eyeliner and chipped red nail polish is really starting to stick out in the-only-club-that’s-still-open Nevada.
Nevada. Road tripping from California with Peeta and Katniss hadn’t been ideal—Peeta’s car was probably never gonna fully recover from this—but desperate times called for desperate measures. Annie would have attended that concert if it was hosted in the middle of the goddamn ocean, wetsuit and chunky goggles and all.
“Finnick!” She finally finds him, and when she does, she does not hesitate to sit down next to him at the booth he’s at. She’s never been very good at figuring out what the fuck a social cue is, but he seems pretty happy to see her, so she takes that as her sign to keep going. “Hi!”
“Hi,” he says, so softly that the music nearly eats his reply whole. His cheeks flush.
He’s pretty. The dark liner dragging across his under eye would look harsh on anyone else, but she’s suddenly obsessed with all this eye contact he’s making with her. His coppery hair drapes over his shoulders, the soft waves curling right over the knot of his Adam’s apple.
Hot.
Annie already knows so much about him. They spent a lot of time in line together, so she knows when he graduated high school (he’s only one year older, so the age gap won’t be very hard to defend at all) and where he’s from (California, too—good, ‘cause Annie didn’t wanna do long distance) and how he found out about the concert in the first place (Johanna was obsessed with the music first, then he followed in her footsteps, which Annie doesn’t really mind. She’s already compiling a playlist in her head that she thinks he’ll really like).
“Have you heard of this song?” Oh. It’s like he read her mind. He pulls out his phone, shuffling closer to her. Annie knows that he’s getting so close as an excuse to drown out the blaring music. She cuddles even closer, but she doesn’t have an excuse. She just likes cuddling—Johanna clocked that from a mile away.
Finnick does, too. He slides an arm around her waist and she sets her head on his shoulder the entire time they carefully curate playlists for each other. Annie can’t wait to listen to all the stuff he picked out for her on the way home.
“Favorite color?” Finnick asks, after they got all the soul-binding stuff out of the way, but he keeps giggling because Annie finally found the perfect angle to dot kisses to the underside of his chin. “Wait, let me guess,” he adds, and Annie thinks the only reason he even tacked that on in the first place is because he doesn’t want her lips off his skin.
“Okay. Guess,” she says, punctuating the demand with another kiss.
He takes his time. Annie progresses to the corner of his mouth, but she doesn’t know if they’re ready for that yet, so she focuses her efforts on his cheek. He ducks his head to the side so that they’re looking each other in the face. No one’s ever looked more kissable.
“Blue,” he says. “Your favorite color is blue.”
“Kinda.” Now it’s his turn to start kissing her. He has a lot of skin to choose from—her bustier is teeny—but he keeps it nice and respectful at her jaw. Annie drags him down to her neck, butterflies erupting in her tummy. “Cerulean.”
“That counts. It’s blue.” He’s getting bolder. He crosses over to sternum territory, green eyes flicking up to hers, which would be sexy if it didn’t look like he was being charged with a crime.
“Kiss me, please.” Maybe he was waiting for a verbal cue. Hot.
That’s apparently all it takes for him to get cocky. He smiles into her skin, lips dragging over her pulse in another hypnotizing kiss. “Don’t you wanna know my favorite color?”
She knows he doesn’t really mean it. She answers him anyway—she was in the mood to be played with.
“Red.” Like the color of his nails. Like the sky before a storm. His grin broadens, so she knows she’s right, but he obviously intends on teasing her. Two can play at this game. “Am I wrong? Maybe Johanna can give me a hint.”
His eyes get as stormy as his nails. He darts up from her chest, so Annie’s hands fly up to his cheeks to meet him in the middle. Their lips tangle together in a messy blur of spit and tongue, trying their best to map each other out. But, when Annie gets acclimated to the touch and heat and feel of him, she gets acclimated.
So does he. They’re climbing into each other’s bones in no time.
Annie’s on top—on his lap, raking her acrylics through his waves—but she savors the pressure of his ringed fingers on her hips. Hard enough to bruise.
She angles her neck to the side. He gets the hint. She surveys the area while he gets to work, his chapped lips leaving goosebumps on her skin. She feels restless sitting still like this, even with all the friction his patchwork jeans have to offer.
“Wanna dance?”
Once again, he takes the words straight out of her mouth. Annie leads the way, with Finnick trailing behind her so he can press more kisses to her neck. The intensity and intimacy of it all has her leaning back into him. Her skin tingles where his hands linger—her bustier, her hips, the whale tail peeking out of her skirt, then all the way back to her bustier again, his fingertips whispering all sorts of promises over her skin.
Annie’s never felt so respected. She feels secure, all tucked up between his arms and his lips. They move as one, united in heart and soul.
“Okay, everyone! Get the fuck out!”
The disco lights disappear, replaced by blinding fluorescents. The security guard up front is already ushering people toward the door. Is it seriously 2am already?
Finnick and Annie glance at each other. Lipstick stains on his neck, ring-shaped indents on hers. There’s no questioning who she’s going home with tonight, so she slips her hand into his and fishes her phone out of her purse with the other. Katniss was okay with leaving Annie with Johanna and Finnick under one condition: Annie had to send her frequent updates about her night.
you can’t fuck some rando you just met, Katniss replies, but it’s so much more than that. They weren’t just gonna fuck—they were gonna exchange souls.
They pass by Johanna on the way out. She’s walking with someone else, a new layer of lipstick slathered over her face. She salutes them both as she and some girl climb into an Uber.
Finnick and Annie look at each other again. And then they burst out laughing.
Anyway, Finnick isn’t a rando. He’s someone she knows on a personal and metaphorical level. He’s the sugarcubes in her coffee (he likes sweet drinks) and the training wheels on her bike (he never learned how to ride). She knows him more than she knows anyone on earth—including herself.
Annie doesn’t make it very far in her stilettos. They collapse on the curb so she can take a moment to rest. She takes this time to stare at him some more, absolutely in love with the slope of his nose and the curve of his jaw.
She has her feet in his lap in no time, his fingers rubbing the tension out of her muscles. She has no idea how it happened, or who initiated the contact—it was as natural as the progression of their relationship. Taking care of each other is second nature by now.
“I think I have some band aids in here,” he says, scrounging around his pockets. “Johanna’s platforms give her nasty blisters, even if she never says anything about it.”
He carefully smooths out a couple bandaids over the curve of her ankle. She sighs, snuggling into the warmth of his chest. He drapes an arm around her bare shoulders.
“I left my extra shoes with Peeta. I knew I should have changed into them before he left.”
Finnick has her covered. He carries her around on his back, her strappy shoes dangling from her fingertips. She grins into his neck the entire way to the gas station.
The guy at the cash register throws them a weary look as they buy a bottle of tequila. They also throw in some chips and nacho cheese. All that dancing made Annie hungry.
There’s a glob of cheese stuck to the corner of Finnick’s mouth. Annie knows her falsies must be horribly crooked by now, so she peels them off. Usually, she thinks littering sucks, but there’s something in the air tonight that’s making her feel silly.
“Wanna make a wish?” she asks.
He takes her seriously. He stares at the clump of falsies in her hand for a long moment. He kisses her knuckles, informing her that he made his wish, so she lets the lashes go.
“What’d you wish for?”
“You,” he says. “Can’t get more specific, or else it won’t come true.”
It’s just the right blend of sappy and secretive that makes her heart melt. Loving and being loved has always been an intense, cosmic ordeal for Annie. She’ll never look at the color red the same way, will never pick up black eyeliner without thinking of him first.
Finnick keeps rubbing over the ring on his finger—the one with the blue, glowing center—and Annie bets it’s because she mentioned it’s her favorite. His cheeks are perpetually rosy pink, even without the tequila. He even stares at her like she’s responsible for the stars aligning.
“I love you,” he says, as softly as the fingers he has in her hair.
Her breath catches in her throat. He loves her.
“I love you,” she replies. She can’t imagine a time where she didn’t. “You’re not on anything, are you? ‘Cause I’m not.”
He holds up the barely tapped into tequila. Annie shrugs. “That doesn’t count,” she tells him. “I’m on that, too. And I loved you way before.”
He smiles at her. Annie’s never felt prettier. “Okay. If I do something weird, promise you’ll hear me out?”
Annie nods. She’s not even worried.
He nods back, extracting his hands from her hair. His knee suddenly bounces up and down and up and down. “Okay,” he repeats, then unstacks all of his rings so he can slide the blue one off his finger. Annie’s favorite.
He holds it out to her, the bejeweled part facing her.
“Think of it as a promise,” he says. Annie brushes a stray piece of hair out of his face. “I mean—I can’t stop thinking about how perfectly this fell into place. Even when we go back home, you’re less than an hour away.”
“It’s like we were destined to meet,” Annie agrees. She accepts the ring, slipping it onto her finger. There’s a bit of wiggle room, but that’s perfect for her. She doesn’t like feeling trapped. “I want to get married.”
“So do I,” he replies, almost cautiously. Oh—Annie thinks she finally managed to freak him out. “Should we?”
Or maybe not. Annie smiles at him, suddenly feeling shy. “You don’t mean it.”
He shows her how much he means it. He stands up, offers her his hand, and scoops her right into his arms. She’s in charge of navigation, leading them straight to the nearest chapel.
“You don’t mean it,” she repeats into his neck, because he can’t. It would be too good to be true. “I’m not dressed for it.”
“Neither am I,” he replies, trying to coax her back out, but she doesn’t budge. He kisses the crown of her head. “We’ll have another one. In California. And we’ll do it exactly the way we want.”
That’s exciting enough that Annie practically leaps out of his arms. They have to sign a whole bunch of papers stating that they’re completely, honestly sober, so Annie flings the tequila into the trash to get rid of any incriminating evidence.
It doesn’t matter how high their blood alcohol content is. Haven’t you heard that drunk actions are just sober thoughts?
A lady waiting behind them clips a veil onto Annie’s head when it’s finally their turn. Annie wasn’t gonna pretend that she wasn’t excited on her wedding day, so she allows herself to stumble a bit as they rush to the altar.
“You’re not gonna,” Annie whispers to him.
He leans over and catches her lips in another kiss. She doesn’t hesitate to drape herself over him. “Watch me,” he whispers back.
Annie does. She doesn’t think she’ll ever stop. She watches him the entire time they’re pronounced husband and wife, she watches him when the guy officiating their wedding tells them to get the fuck outta there (he did not appreciate Finnick launching into some impromptu vows), and she watches him the entire Uber drive over to her hotel.
Peeta and Katniss booked their own separate room, which worked out very well for Annie. They strip all the way down to their rings as soon as they get inside, but not for the reason you might think. Annie always wanted a wedding by the beach, but this landlocked middle-of-fucking nowhere state couldn’t provide that for her. The hotel pool was the next best thing.
Annie throws on her bathing suit. Finnick has to go in his underwear, but they make it work. They splash around and dive under the water again and again and again until Annie feels like she’s being reborn with the fiery intensity of a thousand suns.
They’re so exhausted when they go back to the room that they only have enough energy to collapse into bed, wet clothes and all. Finnick might be the best cuddler she’s ever seen.
“I love you,” Annie tells him, because it was hard to stop saying it once she started. She’s consumed by it.
She doesn’t even feel like she’s married—doesn’t even feel tied down to him, doesn’t feel trapped, doesn’t feel like anyone but herself—which is how she knows that they did it right. Katniss is going to be so happy that Annie exercised enough self control to not fuck him on the spot.
“I love you,” he replies, already half asleep. Annie wonders if he’ll dream of her.
#odesta#odesta week#annie cresta#i wrote most of this when i was drunk and proofread while i was hungover so even tho this reads like Normal Me writing pls keep that in min#cos it’s just so funky in some places but tbh this concept is just funky in general#(in a good way)#actually tbh yall should’ve seen the first draft#cos if u think the having fun to getting married pipeline was jarring here it was even crazier at first#they were gonna propose to each other at the club#anyway this one was so fun to write shoutout to johanna for being the best wingwoman even though she didn’t even have to be#also obv i’ve never gotten married on a whim so idk how vega’s shotgun weddings work but the vibes were fun
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