#club majestic

[dianapaintss]

your favorite artist's favorite artist

[smileylord]

Let's all just pretend this was posted perfectly on time and its still Halloween pls, life hit me with a fucking bat at the end of last month and I only just got free-

Happy (late) Halloweeeennn! Edwin is supposed to be an alien idk if you can tell.

[chrystalmaniac]

SAM!!!

[highsocietygifs]

Verde

[tamakiluvs]

tamaki as your boyfriend <3 (nsfw)

it would start out with soft, gentle kisses on his neck

he'd be absolutely red from the sensation, soft moans leaving his mouth

he'd wrap his fingers in your hair, tugging softly

he would try to resist (like the gentleman that he is) until he just can't anymore, and then he'd pounce on you

yes, POUNCE

hands roaming everywhere, fingers fondling your tits (he LOVES your tits), lips grazing every inch of your skin

he'd be obsessed

he would cry from how perfect you are

praises, praises, praises

he kisses you EVERYWHERE

*taps mic* soft dom

softest soft dom to ever soft your dom i can't emphasize this enough!!!!!

his kink is praising you

(and you choking on his magnificent majestic humongous veiny girthy heavy warm fat beautiful cock)

he'd chant a string of praises for you every time

"you're doing so good for me," "mmhm just like that, baby," "can you go a little deeper for me sweetheart?" "oh my god—mmh yes, just like that," "you're perfect"

he would let out low baritone groans

imagine his morning voice. now imagine him moaning in that voice. it would be like that every single time

"you're going to make me cum if you continue that, sweetie"

he would be SUCH a tease

he would tap his beautiful majestic girthy veiny hefty massive cock on your cunt

oh OH he would be SOOOO good with his fingers

like, he has a beautiful majestic girthy veiny hefty massive cock but he would not solely rely on it

"gentlemen are always prepared, my love"

oh he always carries a condom btw. a handkerchief but that's not the point

mhmm he loves to see you bouncing on his cock while facing him

foreheads touching

he is the biggest sucker for intimacy

foreplay >>>>>>>>>>>>

his foreplay game is NO joke

he would absolutely have a biting kink

vampire tamaki

oh he would absolutely love to see you begging on your knees after he spends an hour teasing you

he's a masochist, let's face it

mhmm handcuffs? absolutely

but he prefers pinning them over your head himself

his hands are the best handcuffs

choking kink? CHOKING KINK!!!

oh he's blushing the entire time btw

absolutely flushed in the face

bro stumbles every time you do something remotely hot because in his head you're still his crush

HE'S SO IN LOVE I'M CRYING

he'll be kissing you every two minutes

hickeys hickeys hickeys

"i just love marking you, darling"

mhmmm he loves it when you pull him by his tie

instant boner alert

boooiiinnnggg

oh he also loves it when you're whining or leaving scratches on his back

he's very expressive in bed, to say the least

constant groaning moaning humming in your ears mhm

[rocketqueen1989x]

bro is so pretty

[ratanslily]

GODDDD HE'S SO SEXY I'M GOINF FERAL

[spilledmilkfkdies]

Hello! Me again! I wanted to ask, after the discussion of Nabu killing Duman, what do you think would have happened if Nabu hadn’t killed Duman? If he’d listened when Duman begged for his life? (Other than the fandom rejoicing, evidently.) Do you think he’d have cured him? And what would they have done about the other wizards’ plan?

Rejoice is a big word when we put it in a sentence/context with fandom and Duman, but yes let's be nice and generous this time

Tbh I'm not sure the spell could still have been stopped at the time Duman was begging? Mans was snapped halfway through a sentence. In certain dubs. So cutting it a little close there ngl- BUT assuming Nabu really could just call it back like that, and actually does? Hhhmmm that might be an awkward conversation, if this is the 'plan is real' timeline. Best case scenario, yes he does cure him. Well he says he will. After dealing with the other wizards. We know that gets him killed but ssshh.

Just doubt that after getting so close to killing Duman he'd go out of his way to cure him first while knowing there's an urgency in helping the Winx, but I also doubt he'd spare him just to let him die by himself- He can pull a "I'll be back." and lock him away somewhere though, maybe. As a compromise.

Sounds like this altered turn of events would still end with 2 dead wizards, if Nabu dies closing the portal and Duman does of "natural causes" (the problems with his magic), but nuh uh!!

See, now the specialists have a secret weapon! Little something called "Actually we have Duman locked up rn and if you don't let dead Nabu have that gift you just yoinked, Duman is gonna die too." If we're gonna give Ogron specifically that much credit (I am) it'd change the situation just a bit.

at the end of the day it's just a man and his 3 besties

[revui]

playlists for my girlies: special edition

@the-saint-of-awe :3

evan is god's favorite stress ball. he goes squeak like a rubber duck. this man just wanted to make potions in his room all day, but i said twink! you will kill people now

xylem is god's least favorite. he would prefer if the narrative would finish dooming him and get to the part where he actually dies because he's getting impatient

and this is what happens when you put them together. just two suicidal assassins fagging it up. no they will not "get a room" they need to have erotically baffling foreplay in this public restroom now or they will kill themselves

[dorpixii]

PAPYRUS MY BELOVED.

[s-s-okla]

[pinktinselmonstrosity]

i love when people in game of thrones/house of the dragon have normal names. what the fuck do you mean this knight is called carl 😭

[moonspower]

don't waste it, your time’s a bank come on and end it, he's real bad don't indulge him, no, you better trust me why can’t you see it? i saw it before but when you weren't there sprinkling his gaze everywhere so dazzling, honestly between us he's been totally lying, yeah

heard him say we can go wherever you like baby, say the words and i'm down all i need is you on my side we can go whenever you like.

[highsocietygifs]

Majestics CC

[modernwizard]

Why I love the Spymaster #96: Further implications of the Rasputin song!

Find my full series under the HELP I WUVS HIM tag.

#96: Further implications of the Rasputin song!

The Spymaster as Rasputin in The Power of the Doctor gets a lot of coverage in this list because it's just so much fun! I write about different aspects in this list, including the costume [#55], reasons he chooses the persona [#65], the dance [#69], the song [#90], the facial hair [#92], and Rasputin's apparent unkillability [#94].

Majestic's Rasputin appears in The Power of the Doctor in part because the song first a) gained popularity on TikTok and then b) Majestic's remix charted in early 2021 in the UK. It peaked at #11 in the Billboard Hot Dance/Electronic Songs and #4 in the OCC UK Dance charts. This leads me to two further implications about the Spymaster: 1) He has at least a passing acquaintance with TikTok and 2) he likes club music. [We already know that he likes dancing {#69}.]

But wait! There's more! I realized over the weekend that the version of Rasputin accompanying the Spymaster is NOT the same as the original by Boney M. The Majestic remix contains only the first verse and the chorus:

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow He could preach the Bible like a preacher, full of ecstasy and fire But he was also the kind of teacher women would desire

Chorus:

Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on

This leads me to my third further implication about the Spymaster: 3) He really is so very ace. I write elsewhere that the song is all about Rasputin as, first, a lust-driven personification of sex appeal and, very secondarily, a political advisor and religious leader. But that's if you look at the whole song in all its original Boney M glory.

In dropping all the lyrics except for the first verse and the chorus, the Majestic remix of Rasputin emphasizes Rasputin's Powers of Great Heterosexual Hotness even more than the original does. However, remember that the Spymaster's Rasputin personifies intimidation and silly hair [#90], not lusty prowess. Thus the disparity between the SEX GOD [Majestic's Rasputin] and the #1 POWER TRIPPER [the Spymaster's Rasputin] is even greater. To me, this raises the likelihood of the Spymaster being ace even higher.

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