#clowns in fucking costumes
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Cops will literally approach you and get in ur face and if you do anything they will literally scream and cry that you're disrespecting them and try to arrest you for it
#literally happened today#nypd is corrupt#clowns in fucking costumes#i wasnt the one at risk#my cousins bf was#literally paid the turnstile despite literally having a key to get in free (he works there) and it diesnt work#so he hops the turnstile and a cop gets right in his face hand on belt all that shit#and he apologizes and goes to show him he did actually pay for it. receipt and all#and the cop immediately gets in his face to push him back and says 'wy are you disrespecting me'#????? bitch there was 4 of us watching#that literally did not happen#cousins bf just apoligized and the cop and his buddy backed off and i wanted to call them pigs so fucking bad#but by the way the guy reacted to being apoligized to? haha lord knows what#fuck 12#fuck nypd#go fuck yourselves lmfao
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happy halloween avatar country!
#I fucking nailed it this year#The makeup is always my favorite part#avatar metal#Avatar band#johannes eckerström#Halloween#Halloween costume#Clown#Me
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*boop*
#i couldn't finish my planned costume in time cus i got sick and missed sll these fucking sewing classes but thats ok im NOT giving up on it#and will finish it bcs clowns r evergreen on tumblr#ill probably just wear it to work next year lol who knows#got bored in the middle of the shift and changed the makeup#i also ran out of white facepaint...the best part of the clown tbh
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tober 31 - FREE DAY TRICK OR TREATING!!!
#costumes for each uhhh. coomer and joshua as each other#bubby as a fucked up amalgamate of whatever he found in his closet. and a clown nose#sunkist and tommy as witch and familiar respectively#gordon's a zombie and benrey's jason. ben turned his walk speed up and terrorized him so bad that he died. badly (dw hes ok <3)#hlvrai#aitober#dr coomer#joshua freeman#dr bubby#tommy coolatta#sunkist coolatta#gordon feetman#benrey
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#boynextdoor#isac#isac 2024#we're so cooked they really went to clown and nothing else#honestly thats very third gen coded of them#same energy as b.i doing archery in a cupid costume and then fucking off#twt#<< this was in my queue WHILE it was happening jgurezirutg
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the king's favorite fool (he/him)
#1 day late but this was my halloween costume !!#evil little jester who is absolutely fucking the king (my boyf wore a crown lol)#sprout talks#clown#jester#transmasc#trans
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clowncore Halloween outfits ✨⭐🌙
laffy (c) @sillywabbits
#my art#ocs#toon oc#inkblot oc#warnersona#sillywabbits#Laffy @sillywabbits#Hollis#its canon that Hollis fucking loves clowns/jesters asjfkakd only makes sense!!!#they made their costumes together!
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You ain't ever seen my world famous TF2 video "Meet The Sexo"
I actually want to fuck the CLOWN, Not the actor. in my world of attraction for clowns, that’s literally their species. they’re not allowed to die.
#ANSWER#DAY 8#garbage-empress#1489TH#To fuck the clown#not the actor. in my World of attraction for clowns#That’s literally their species. they’re not just men in costumes.
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im writing the silly jay is gone fic [she comes back bc it ain't gojover] and I think it would just be funny if one of the boys was wearing Jays clown disguise when trying to save her because
funny
fuck it we ball
but i also know that Chip would refuse to because "I'm a lot of things, but a clown isn't one of em" and Gillian would be the worst clown because instead of tricks he would smite a guy and be like "the trick was to test your strength and now that you've passed I shall knight you!"
...anyways the writing process has been very fun
#cheese rambles#jrwi#jrwi riptide#chip#gillion tidestrider#will i probably still put one of them in the clown costume bc I think its funny as fuck???#probably yes <3#the power of free will and using that will to make your favs silly clowns#god speed
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Inktober Day 26: Camera 📷🐱 clown kitty isn't happy about being photographed in his costume. MOM STOP EMBARRASSING ME! 😭
#art#kawaii#doodle#kawaiicore#sketch#drawing#cute#inktober#inktober 2024#clown cat#cat costume#kawaii art#kawaii as fuck#kawaii cat#cute art#camera#cat photos#digitl art
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i got stood up by 31yo last night
#we were supposed to get drinks after the concert and he stopped responding to my texts😍😍😍😍#number one idiot stupid fucking bitch right here 🤍🤍#clown costume is ON#my feelings are lowkey very hurt but its whatev<3
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i dont want to give in to Modern Shapewear but i really hate when im trying to have a Fun Outfit and theres fucking Distinct Lines from various under wear bands (bra, undies, maybe a pair of tights?) all at separate points? that are impossible to hide bc the outer wear is fucking form fitting spandex
#toy txt post#if it were easier to make bespoke structured underclothing to create a smoother silhouette. god. i would. but thats so much more investment#in time and money and materials and hours to probably fuck it up at least the first coupke times vs just buying a fucking tummy control#camisole or some shit. but i cannot fucking stand the marketing around it. i dont want to put money to that. im not trying to Look Thinner#im trying to achieve a specific smoother silhouette w my clothing to look like a little clown and vintage silhouettes#rely so often on structured underclothing that the closest analogue to today is: fucking shapewear! unless i go out and get an actual#corset. but those tend to be more expensive. and im not aiming necessarily for the classic corset look i feel like a lot of the ones for#sale offer which seems to be very......booby. but the flatter more smoothing silhouette that was consistent between both menswear#and womenswear. the lengths it takes to be a nonbinary fucking clown. sighs deeply#also thinking again about the stupid fucking gold harley quinn jumpsuit i got like the movie that i Want to like and it Isnt Bad#but the material of the one in the movie is much thicker so its doesnt BEHAVE the same way as fucking form fitting spandex. and i know why#they did spandex. cos like. easier to sell cheaper to make fits a wider range etc. but i just want a fucking piece like that as an Actual#Garment of Clothing not a fucking spandex Halloween costume and couldnt find anything like it for less than $500. which is honestly#probably a reasonable price for labor and materials but not one i can justify? its just frustrating cos its So Close to good but the fuckin#Material just Ruins it for me and not even necessarily cos of like lack of shapewear lumpiness but like the way it drapes on the body the#way it stretches as spandex just looks Wrong. aaaaaaagaghgghghghggh#rage. anger. etc. need to learn how to sew my own shit at least a little. maybe a full length binder like 1 size up for comfort? scary#for context i also struggle with breathing from the lightest amount of Too Much Chest Compression. like sometimes bras will Get Me#so thats the other factor here. i dont know that this is necessarily looking for advice mostly im whining and complaining while doing#Nothing. ugh#also how much of this issue could be avoided if the form fitting spandex stuff had like. a lining. idk
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hoes on live seeing her bright yellow evermore dress being like "am I crazy or does it look black?? rep tv tonight!" 💀💀💀
#legit someone was like “the speak now dress has black sequins!”#every time she comes on stage with a costume we've been seeing for nine fucking months#cmon y'all at least let us clown with dignity#taylor swift#the eras tour#rep#reputation#reputation tv#reputation taylor's verion#swifties#delulu
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my dudes they’re filming terrifier 3 in the si mall and the tax place i went to had a bunch of mannequins they’re using for it. what i’m saying is: if you’ve never seen terrifier watch it, fucking great franchise made right here where i live.
#ooc. o kaptain.#[they were taking down the fake store setup over to the side and I didn’t get a chance to get a pic. but my tax dude showed me a fucking#pic of art the clown in a Santa costume ~he’s not supposed to have taken~. I remember when they did the si clown shit as a viral marketing#idea. I came across that fucker on the way back from the train once. one of the creepiest moments of my life. I’m home I have AWFUL cramps#but I just LOVE terrifier. and my taxes are DONE.]
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got in trouble at spirit halloween for scaring the customers
#like multiple times 😭 BRO#I DIDNT EVEN MEAN TO IT WAS MORE LIKE I WAS BORED AND PUT ON A MASK AND WAS MESSING AROUND WITH A GIANT MALLET#looking back on it yeah that seems insane. like at a retail job#but it was like the way they make you walk around the store man was fucking nuts theyd just set you up in like a tiny section and basically#have you police it for theft. and nothing else. occssionally put things away#i had to entertain myself#ITS A HALLOWEEN STORE WHO CARSS IF I WEAR A CLOWN MASK#it was aweome though a couple coworkers started wearing costume bits too
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