#clown gang

[eerie-candid]

Introducing...

~The Show-Stoppers~

From the Last Laugh Travelling Circus.

[alienfrann]

CIRQUE LUNAIRE

[my-secret-shame]

*offers this to you and runs away giggling*

I am SCREAMING over this PERFECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEAUTIFUL! ALL OF US!!!!!!!!

[meekdoodle]

don't trust him, he's a bastard 

[rositaa01xxr]

I’m sorry…not sorry for posting this.

🤭🤭

[itsyourstarboy]

Do you ever just get so overstimulated that you feel like you’re going to transform into a neurodivergent werewolf because you feel so ecstatic when seeing the scrunkly in the fandom you love?

*gives microphone*

🎤😳 uh-

🐺 AWOOOOOOOO 🐺

[cvmsvlt666]

It’s been a while idiots

[beeping-booping-beeper]

[snifflingsharpie]

Clowning on the Peasants: Ep 3

Yet again we find ourselves in the back-ally ball-pit where Marianne and Grenda boil a kettle of babies over drinks.

Grenda: You couldn't have waited until the candy floss got damp before you sunk your teeth into the weasel?

Marianne: My eyebrow! That shits a puddle at this date! I outta smear the kid just as well as I did eir pops! Messy business this is becoming. Im getting the payout weather the harlequin stays or goes, so ey better watch eir cakes if ey want a ticket to the carousel.

Grenda: No Marianne. YOU better watch YOURSELF! That kiddo called in. We have no choice but to open a case. What exactly are you implying?

Marianne: Im implying that this is a good thing for em if ey can keep eir wax lips sealed. Honey's share will go to em. Id talk to Herbal myself if ey would try to pull a fast one on me. I aint opening a can of snakes. If ey want the money eir gonna have to keep eir honking nose out of the ordeal.

Grenda: So your saying if I can convince em to close the case were all in the green?

Marianne: Precisely, I get my cash, you keep your job, and ey can get out of Crabapples pocket. Win-Win-Win scenario.

[el-beau]

redraw !

tag urself im the singular blue eyebrow guy

Six Clown Birthday Candles

[tampire]

Evil Villain Parade

[heartfullofleeches]

Purple Murder Clown: You got the stuff?

Dealer Reader: For sure....You...uh [gestures to the clown's attire] You wear that get up all the time?

Purple Murder Clown: Maybe. Got a problem with that?

Dealer Reader: Nah, dude- It's pretty sweet. Tell you what, lemme honk your nose and I'll give you this for free.

Purple Murder Clown: No joke? Shit- I was just gonna choke you out and take it, but that sounds like a fair deal to me. I'll even do you one better.

[The clown takes their hand and places to their chest - Reader's eyes widening as they hear a soft honk!]

Dealer Reader, memorized by the clown's tits as they squeeze them: No fucking way....

Purple Murder Clown: Heh... Bold one, aren't you. I like that in a person. Fuck it, you're coming home with me.

-

[The clown and Reader hang out in the living room of the gang's current hide out - stoned out of their minds as Purple does Reader's clown makeup]

Purple Murder Clown: There. Looking good- You're gonna fit right in

[Orange stumbles into the room muttering swears as they grip their side]

Orange Murder Clown: I can't believe that fucking whore stabbed me... With a corkscrew!... [Sees Reader] oh god damn it ... WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Dealer Reader: May I offer you an edible in this trying time?

....

Orange, high as a kite, cradling a now passed out Reader in their arms: We're keeping this one, right?

[alienfrann]

they’re discovering the park

[rositaa01xxr]

Sweet Tooth MUST be added to the clown gang 🤡🥵

We cannot forget about this precious hunk of beef 😜

coulrophobia - abnormal fear of clowns

[meekdoodle]

you find this clown painting with a creepy aura at a garage sale, do you bring it home? [YES!] [NO!]

[captorkinnie-deactivated20187224]

been reading the transformers wiki today