#clown bullshit

[snifflingsharpie]

Clowning on the Peasants: Ep 3

Yet again we find ourselves in the back-ally ball-pit where Marianne and Grenda boil a kettle of babies over drinks.

Grenda: You couldn't have waited until the candy floss got damp before you sunk your teeth into the weasel?

Marianne: My eyebrow! That shits a puddle at this date! I outta smear the kid just as well as I did eir pops! Messy business this is becoming. Im getting the payout weather the harlequin stays or goes, so ey better watch eir cakes if ey want a ticket to the carousel.

Grenda: No Marianne. YOU better watch YOURSELF! That kiddo called in. We have no choice but to open a case. What exactly are you implying?

Marianne: Im implying that this is a good thing for em if ey can keep eir wax lips sealed. Honey's share will go to em. Id talk to Herbal myself if ey would try to pull a fast one on me. I aint opening a can of snakes. If ey want the money eir gonna have to keep eir honking nose out of the ordeal.

Grenda: So your saying if I can convince em to close the case were all in the green?

Marianne: Precisely, I get my cash, you keep your job, and ey can get out of Crabapples pocket. Win-Win-Win scenario.

[highbloodclown]

Ya know, I used to run a secret blog where I would vent out all the putrid awful shit going round my brain all the time. It’s still there, never deleted, but I haven’t used it in so long, even longer than this one’s been sitting vacant. I was so concerned back then of keeping all of my shit, all of “me”, the truth of me, away from everyone lest someone actually become concerned about me.

But I’m pretty sure there is no one left. I haven’t had a friend in years. This thing has sat silent long enough that I’m pretty sure that anyone who can remember at all who I was is long gone from it, either unfollowed or abandoned the site altogether like so many others. And weirdly it’s kind of exciting, to think that now I am probably truly alone here. To think the pressure of eyes and the fear of being a bother to anyone ever in any way could actually just be put down for a bit. Whatever. Im rambling and being too honest and fuck knows I’ll probably just delete this or forget about this place for another year and a half in the swirl of all the bullshit I’m constantly juggling, but…. Who knows?

Maybe this is how I start writing again, how I find my way and myself after a lifetime of bullshit and blackness. I could dream, right? A place for me in this world? Maybe. Maybe never. All I know is right now this feels good to me, and fuck knows nothing has felt really good in a long time, so I’m going with the weird impulse, at least this once. No promises to myself or anyone that I’ll ever have the guts to do it again.

Whatever, have a good day. Enjoy whatever the fuck this is if you happen to come across it. If not, I’m happy to scream into the void. Honestly, it’s probably better that way.

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

The clowns are coming back

oh

good

[amber-angel]

Hmm. Nimona thoughts after going through the tag

Movie good. Movie soooo good

Don't give netflix the credit for the queerness of this story

Ballister is literally Riz Ahmed in cartoon form, he does not look like Pedro Pascal, please shut up

Everyone who voice acted in this movie absolutely killed it

Be excited for queer stories and be angry that netflix has historically been known to cancel them for little to no reason

Nimona is genderfluid and I love her style

It is so exciting that something that began right here on tumblr.com is getting so much attention. And ND Stevenson deserves so much love for creating it

I have rewatched this thing four times already holy shit I love it

[toadsrbutch]

🤡 🤡 🤡

I hate it when something makes me angry and has me in an iron grip

[sarcasticmothdraws]

Oh my goodness worldbuilding.

Also ty Rae!! (@/ack-cough) for drawing the tiny doodle that Gusty made on first page :333

[like-pixie-dust]

Okay, so I saw the theory that the four men in the "Opera" video are actually MCR in prosthetics, so obviously I lost my mind for the next 20 minutes analyzing and trying to decide whether this was plausible or not. This is what I come back with.

1. The two men on the left look VERY MUCH like Frank and Mikey, no doubt, so if it is NOT the boys in prosthetics, that would be an insane coincidence.

2. The most compelling evidence to back this theory is teeth. You can get super high-quality prosthetics and do really good photoshop, but teeth are gonna be hard to fake without it looking obvious.

If you look at these two, I think most will agree that their teeth are VERY similar. (apologies for the low quality Frank pic, i think the mcarmy will understand it's tough to find photos of them that are more than three pixels)

3. The other thing that's gonna be hard to fake/mask is eyelashes. You can't exactly remove them, and as we know, Gerard has very long thick eyelashes.

We will ignore the eye color because that could probably easily be changed with good contacts and editing. but the eyelashes line up here. The man in the video even has the curl that Gerards lashes do.

4. One of the things that breaks the immersion of this theory is their heights. By all means, Ray should be the tallest here, yet he seems to be the shortest? he is slouching quite a bit, but even so, at 6'1", he shouldn't look that short compared to Frank, who is only 5'6 and also seems to be slightly slouched.

Other than that, it just seems too realistic to be prosthetics? I thought this theory was completely delusional until I started looking deeper into it, so I'm basically 50/50 on whether this is true or not. If you bothered reading all this, please share your thoughts!!! I'm so confused.

[gunsatthaphan]

he needs to be stopped.

[ganondoodle]

me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)

nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-

[aimbutmiss]

The sun was setting as the two sat on the beach in silence. Buggy stared out into the sea with sad eyes, feet buried in the warm sand. Shanks was familiar with that look; it was something his friend did every now and then, after he ate the devil fruit. Buggy was the one to break the silence, asking him a question without taking his eyes off the horizon:

"Do you know what it feels like to have something you want literally in your grasp, but never being able to have it?"

Shanks stared at the man with longing. His blue hair was flowing with the evening breeze, and his eyes were fixed on the vast ocean in front of them. The final rays of sunlight were illuminating his skin, and all Shanks wanted to do was to touch him. Even one brush of his fingers against his cheek would be enough, but he held back, looking away from the other.

"No. I don't know what it feels like at all."

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

This post was made by Buggy and NO ONE can tell me otherwise

[numbmontezuma]

I love how every single servant has unanimously made a silent pact of "if douman steps out of line once we beat him to death with hammers", really adoring the energy this summer event.

[envolvenuances]

it just makes me so angry that the debilitating pain and fatigue endometriosis causes are barely discussed and the disease is always talked about in relation to fertility and pain during penetration. and in the second there's so much pressure on the woman to accommodate and never the suggestion that the male partner needs to have sympathy and find different ways to have sex. sometimes you find a doctor researching or discussing "endo belly" which is one of the terrible symptoms but also such a stupid term to refer to severe painful constipation and with too much emphasizes on appearance and "shame". like can we talk about the chronic pain and fatigue? can we talk about the endometrial tissue causing nerve damage and organ failure? no I'm not talking about my uterus and ovaries exclusively no my concern is not my infertility it's the tissue on my diafragma that has been bothering me to breath

[hotmess-exe]

"MY life has gotten marginally better or been unaffected under the current administration, so give the Democrats YOUR vote"

that's what y'all sound like. fuckin entitled. or do none of y'all actually believe in one person, one vote lol

just say that other people's problems, well-being, stability, and dignity is secondary to your fucking comfort under the status quo.

if things are "better under Biden" for you to such an extent that you feel entitled to other people's fucking votes, I got news for ya — you were probably fine under Trump too 🙃

[st-hedge]

I wanted to doodle the temen-ni-gru crew before my arm gave out lmao I clapped like a toddler with an iPad when they teamed up together against the hell clown

[charliethechandelure]

When you're asexual but you still want to make your friends simp

"It's for anatomy purposes I swear"